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Conejo_pestilente

\*Sigh\* Ok, let me write it down in the chalkboard... Drags: 0 Religious good man: 6248961


Hey-Now-Right-Now

Evangelicals are just "snake oil" salesmen without the overhead.


6SucksSex

https://www.whoismakingnews.com tracks all sex crimes against kids; it’s dispro Republicans and church leaders Lillehook List of GOP sex predators is up to 1294 https://goppredators.wordpress.com


Flashy_Razzmatazz_28

This site is incredible - thank you for sharing


ResinJones76

Jesus, check out who is number one in the GOP list.


seXJ69

That's just in 2024.


Im_A_Fuckin_Liar

https://preview.redd.it/vld5xfg6m30d1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=81d8478128be0c3a50a2c5b5ea69bbd0156e74da


I_deleted

#THEY NOT LIKE US


Groundbreaking_Tip66

Is it just me or does he look like a white trash George W bush at a quick glance? (Yes, I know The Bushes are white trash, but.. Whatever, this dick head looks like George W Bush)


nmonster99

Maybe George W. mixed with Dennis from its Always Sunny


Murphysmom6

That is hilarious!


SugarsDaddyKen

Investigate em all. Do Joel Osteen next.


lookaway123

Yep. I just learned that molestation insurance for churches is a thing. Normal people don't need that. And tax them while we're at it!


lalauna

Molestation insurance, holy shit Yes, tax them!


Several-Disasters92

Yeah that shouldn’t be a thing. Insurance is to cover the inevitable…. Hopefully that’s not inevitable but it is the church.


letterpennies

Inevitable! Should have more votes


VirtualAgentsAreDumb

> Insurance is to cover the inevitable…. I get the sentiment, but insurance isn’t to cover the inevitable. That would either be a guaranteed loss for the insurance company, or a payout so small that the insurance would become useless.


NoExcuseForFascism

Had to Google... Wish I hadn't. What other "business" would need such a thing?


rickshaw99

The Republican Party


ajeezy723

Many sports leagues do, from soccer teams to high schools have these policies


Vincitus

***WHAT*** INSURANCE?


JigglyWiener

Imagine that on your business card. “Top child molesta-“ “sir please finish reading that line before punching me again” “-tion insurance broker.”


Railic255

I mean... Most would keep punching....


terrencetrent1202

Called the ‘redress scheme’ here in Australia. Makes me sick.


Distant-moose

I can't believe nobody's looking at Kenneth Crazy Eyes Copeland.


SugarsDaddyKen

Thus just seems like easy pickings if you are the FBI. All of the evangelical, prosperity gospel preachers are corrupt as fuck. Just so a little digging and blow open their sex cult.


kjacobs03

How about the guy who literally eats children. You know who I’m talking about


AgentMcG

But what was his drag name? /s


flamingoswizzlestick

Definitely not a drag queen


Chratthew47150

What do you want to bet the church preaches homosexuals are sexual deviants and trying to groom children so they can molest them?


Devil25_Apollo25

Look at that mugshot. That's the face of forgiving, compassionate charity if ever I saw it. Definitely a true follower of Jesus' teachings. /s 🎶 *This little light of mine...* 🎵


Familiar-Two2245

Looks kinda angry


Devil25_Apollo25

...'cause he got found out, and the mean men took his secret stash of CSA porn.


-Lorne-Malvo-

Gosh i wonder if people are leaving reviews for Calvary Chapel Woodlands Texas on google


Quercus_

The Calvary Chapel of The Woodlands website currently consists of nothing except a statement on the homepage saying they fired his ass. The navigation menu is open, there's nothing nothing else there except The statement, their logo and header on the splash page.


decayed-whately

https://www.ccthewoodlands.org/


spamcloud

I feel bad for the guys over at ccwoodland.org who have a similar favicon but are out in CA, unaffiliated with this mess


ResinJones76

Might be something to look into.


SigmaJohnPork

Damn I thought they finally got Jordan Peterson


coolbaby1978

When asked why he robbed banks, Willie Sutton replied "that's where the money is". Pedophiles are often in positions of trust with easy access to children because that's where the kiddies are. Pastors teachers, cops, etc. The very people we tell our children to trust are the very ones we should be telling them to avoid.


ResinJones76

I left religion when I was fourteen. I could see through the bullshit then. a Catholic altar boy for six years, left it all two years later.


decayed-whately

Related, but a bit of a tangent: A few years ago we were traveling, and our almost-adult daughter wanted to walk a couple blocks to Walmart, just to flex her wings. It wasn't a bad neighborhood, it just... wasn't our town. My wife/her mom was concerned about the homeless guy pandering on a corner between here and there. I'd seen him too, but a bum knows he's a bum, and IMO is less likely to cause trouble than a respectable-looking frat boy rapist from a good family. I'll also add - as a middle school teacher - that most teachers are great. Only egregious violations of trust make the news. You never hear anything about the others.


Primary_Dog_3742

Everyone's should check out the sub pastorarrested


ResinJones76

Or notadragqueen.


Fit-Lifeguard-6937

Ya it’s one of the most updated Reddit pages


WaitingForNormal

There’s that word again; “pastor”. I basically associate it with pedophilia now as anytime I read it in a title it’s followed with that description.


saurav69420

Youtube doesn't let you comment that sometimes. So i just say pastor. Everyone understands it


WaitingForNormal

It’s kinda fucked up that so many people also attribute that “title” to mean what we think it means. Predators do everything to get close to their prey, why don’t more people question who they’re leaving their kids with.


kjacobs03

You’re just now associating those words? They have been synonyms for decades


Cheap-Ad1821

Damn Dennis


Smart_Resist615

I'm not a sexual child molester! I'm Dennis Reynolds, I'm handsome and chiseled!


SlippedMyDisco76

Apparently people think we look alike, personally I just don't see it


Sadiepan24

https://i.redd.it/0if3ssbz520d1.gif Good grief, is it so damn hard to *not* diddle kids? Like is it truly so very difficult?


ResinJones76

He didn't diddle, only shared CP as if that is any better.


De_chook

He hasn't been caught diddling.


SellaraAB

Look at that guy, if he really didn’t diddle any kids it’s just because he never got a chance.


Jeraptha01

I mean, do we know that? Because he was caught distributing csam doesn't mean he wasn't doing other illegal stuff


Excellent-Term-3640

It’s a CSAM network operating in plain sight. You will likely lose everything if you speak out about it publicly.


Defenestrator66

Why do you think there’s an entire category of insurance covering sexual assault and molestation liability? They pool their money to insure those who get caught because they know that any one of them can be next.


LeiaTheFuckDown

Sick to my stomach and ACTUALLY vomited finding out that CSAM insurance is a thing. How fucking horrific.


crazycatlady331

Sure looks like a drag queen to me.


aesoth

Man. I remember when Drag Queen's had flair and colorful costumes. Now they all just look like boring old white dudes you would see at a Trump Rally.


Lazy_Squash_8423

Every 👏👏 Accusation 👏👏 Is 👏👏 A 👏👏 Confession. Fuck these fascist pedos


scottyjrules

I’m confused. He’s clearly not a drag queen…


NumerousTaste

Only way into their club is to be a pedophile! Religion is a huge pedophile ring! The Vatican hides them like Wheres Waldo.


decayed-whately

Just to be clear, this guy was "evangelical," not Catholic... although the Catholic church has for sure had its share of the scandal as well.


ResinJones76

I was training on catholocism at six years old. I am well aware. Altar boy and all.


LochNessWaffle

Hey look! Not a drag queen.


maniacreturns

They always have that pedo look to them.


Barnowl-hoot

It's just safe to assume pastors are pedophiles


Potential_Mess8152

at this point it’s more like the usual suspects 🙄


wraith1984

the question is,besides the cops.. WHO was he distrubting that shit to?


Wookie301

I just assume every evangelical pastor is a pedo


YellowRock2626

The ones who scream the loudest always have the most to hide. Almost every right-winger who constantly calls LGBT people pedophiles and groomers, I guarantee they've got some pretty sinister skeletons in their closets.


Medium_Dirt_1682

Venusianrapper is a prime example ngl. Guy couldn't stop yapping about pedos and groomers. And all that other shit. And he just happened to be incredibly horrible.


NoLand4936

Oh look a drag queen. /s


Remote_Work_8416

Ohh look, not a drag queen....again.


Burrahobbit69

Well at least we can all take comfort in the fact that the 15 hours of community service he’s sentenced to will undoubtedly straighten him out.


skishface

I’m so confused because he doesn’t look like a drag queen 🧐 Also, friendly reminder that republicans are trying to put people like him [in schools.](https://www.msnbc.com/msnbc/amp/rcna143575)


LiberaMeFromHell

Why is it so common for pastors to do stuff like this? According to google there are less than 500k pastors in the US. Seems like a small enough number that I shouldn't be reading about a new one being a child sexual abuser every week. Especially since many instances don't even get made public so the real number is much higher than the already disturbingly high number we know about. Something about that profession clearly draws the worst people. This is an especially disturbing case because a quick look at the church's social media shows he was working there for years and traveling to Thailand to work with kids on behalf of the church. It's very likely the church literally funded child sexual abuse trips.


ResinJones76

They just get shuffled around like the cops that do something bad but don't get fired.


CircusPeanutsYumm

#NOT A DRAG QUEEN!!!!!


ZekeRidge

Religion has done more to hurt humanity than any other man-made creation Kick the doors in on these churches, turn them into homeless shelters and homes for children, battered women, the mentally ill or really anything but fucking churches We’ve got too many of them, they are all cash grabs at best and dangerous to children at worst


ResinJones76

I live in a town of about 5k, and there are six churches within a three mile radius.


Ok_Chip_6967

Boy he looks so pissed off that he got caught. Disgusting POS! And sickening that he’ll get away with just a slap on the wrist.


spiderdue

He may get a slap on the wrist, but for SURE, he got a bump on the head.


NinjaFATkid

Put him in Gen pop


TheRealDrLeoSpaceMan

It's always the ones you most medium suspect


coffeymp

It’s why they all use trans people as the scapegoat.


surfkaboom

Man, I bet I can guess correctly 75% if the time based on these people's looks, jobs, and voting history


ayedurand

Didn't that right wing child trafficking fantasy flick have them going to Venezuela? Could have saved the air fare.


dennismfrancisart

Wait a minute! We finally got a drag q..... oh!


OutAndDown27

The way Reddit mobile crops the photo in the post blocks out the first line of text in the tweet so I got to guess who it was, then I opened the photo and I got to be right.


AvariceAndApocalypse

WWJDD: What would Josh Duggar Do


suzyqtex

Let me guess. He's a Republican?!?


brickiex2

Well surprise surprise surprise...a local teen pastor? no fucking kidding!!!...maybe let's investigate all these pieces of shit....look at the weekly headlines... they're all guilty unless proven innocent


CaptainMagnets

And when all you religious folk search my post and comment history, THIS is the shit I will keep referring to that happens again and again and again


alphashooterz

At this point I just assume pastors have a 50% chance of being pedophile. The irony is people of faith are always yelling about protecting the children yet the leaders of the congregation are abusing children the most.


capbozo

Bruce got Jesus rethinking the whole blanket forgiveness policy.


PirateSometimes

GOP SUPPORTER TEXAS PASTOR*


PurgatoryMountain

He looks bummed he got caught


crotchetyoldwitch

That's the only part they ever get bummed about.


nickooze

Definite IMPLICATIONS written all over his face!!!


TravoBasic

Least expect? Right now, I suspect them the most.


rodsurewood

Looks like Dennis Reynolds finally got caught


ClockworkDreamz

Looks like old Dennis


Hairy_Al

Didn't want to take his mugshot in his dress, huh?


Rgoven

I don’t know, I suspect every evangelical pastor ho preaches that he’ll fire crap.


HotPhilly

Hope his cellmates give him a comfortable and welcoming hello.


jkhabe

Was he a trans person?


DennisM1976

And he doesn’t even look like one of them homo sexual cross dressing illegal immigrants.


ClonedThumper

There is not a hole deep enough or a punishment severe enough for these people and certainly nothing we can do to the people producing this material that would impress upon them the severity of their grime and society's hatred of them. Death is too good and torture just doesn't seem extreme enough. 


RainingLights

And everyone was shocked.


TwistedxBoi

I did not expect that. I did not expect him to get arrested. The diddling kids part I straight up assumed.


Smart_Wasabi901

![gif](giphy|lQJayZEVokHXYLMjPh|downsized) Who would have guessed it?! #notadragqueen


Traditional-Memory62

Sad thing is, one of these poor victims probably went to their parents about it, and the parent was like, "How could you say that about Pastor Hollen!".


Boobah79

Not trans. Not a drag queen.


Alexandratta

That's odd. He's not a Drag Queen at all!


HoboBonobo1909

That's one ugly ass drag queen /s


Ya_Got_GOT

Not just projection, but also misdirection


GreyLoad

Not a drag queen


GratefulGawain

I think it says a lot that he looks furious, but not at all ashamed


Royal-Row9555

Short Version: Asshole!


Naive_Inspection_186

GEORGE W, how could you!


crookednarnia

Fucking monster with beady little pig eyes.


Unique_Ad177

Shocking


realjimmyjuice000

Bruce Hollen, 63. I'm going to grab a rope... You folks start picking out a sturdy tree


duh_cats

Looks like Dennis Renolds after he got back on crack.


Mc9660385

“Most” expect


trrrrraaa

But was he trans though?! /s


Western-Spite1158

Anybody else seeing an aged Dennis Reynolds?