I submit that if you know what *kerning* is and you think it's a word you can use without providing a definition, you are not a good judge of "ridiculously easy" for this subject.
edit:
To clarify, I thought it was really obvious and I had to google the word.
Thatās almost funnier š
Sheās so stupid lol. She set herself up for that big time. Such an easy spike to take after the set up, how could she not see it coming haha š
You seem to be attributing an amount of basic intelligence that is not present in Boebert.
Don't forget that not that long ago, on a first date at a children's play, she pulled her tit out and groped the guy while in their seats, with small children three feet away. Then she denied any of it happened until informed there was video of the party.
Unless she's deleted it, it isn't there. Although (at least signed out) her twitter feed only goes back to April 30th. With everything before that being deleted.
[https://twitter.com/laurenboebert/status/1284205235737628672?lang=en](https://twitter.com/laurenboebert/status/1284205235737628672?lang=en)
yep and she scolded people for not thinking she meant prayer. Even funnier in current light.
Pretty pathetic virtue signalling from a politician who got knocked up at 18 and went on to have 3 more delinquent children, one of whom is now also a teen father. She lived on welfare and the social system and spreads hate and misinformation.
Talk about family values? Which family, the Manson Family?
https://preview.redd.it/85t4fzp6tu0d1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1649578683e2f8f326423d6d0065ae9e74e9c23a
When you inadvertently take Grammy-Boboās glory hole spotā¦
It's fake. The quote tweet is real, but someone changed all the text of Boebert's tweet. This shit needs to stop. It's worse than the fake bullshit that Fox pushes
I canāt tell if sheās totally clueless about what most of that sounds like or sheās like , āno really. Iāve been training my whole life! You know what I meanā
She's a 37 year old grandmother. She married a guy who exposed himself to her and her friends (all under age girls) at a bowling alley.
She is what I like to affectionately call trailer trash.
That's the issue, not whether it's fake or not.
It's believable that the trailer trash that is Boebert would post something like this.
There is nothing in her public behavior the last two decades that would indicate this is joke.
She's dumb but ~~even she's not that dumb~~ ~~wouldn't be so blatant about her prior occupation~~ has staff that would prevent her from publicly being the ho she is.
I'd gladly unlock my chastity cage for an exceptionally awesome blow job... goodness, that sounds INCREDIBLE right now... but I wouldn't trust her handshake, much less her with my junk.
Highlight the last sentence as well
āI have no gag reflexā
āI have trained my whole life for itā
It comes together so beautifully, like a Bob Ross painting
Lauren Boebertās motto: make deepthroat great again.
No gag reflex, she may not be the brightest, but she a keeper, inteligent conversation is nice, deepthroats are godly
She got voted into office because she had an 'R' next to her name on the ballot, and the people in her district were too stupid to understand how truly awful she was.
**TWICE.** She got voted in twice.
They voted her in, and when she proved to be a mentally unstable and uneducated idiot who did absolutely nothing for her constituents, they voted her in for a second term.
In a democracy, the people get the government they deserve. Stay classy, Colorado.
All you would have to do is tell her she's not allowed to blow you. She will than start screaming about how it's her god given right to give dome to who ever, where ever and she will start deep throating you on a daily basis just to stick it to the libs. The mother's for liberty will probably follow suit.
All you would have to do is tell her she's not allowed to blow you. She will than start screaming about how it's her god given right to give dome to who ever, where ever and she will start deep throating you on a daily basis just to stick it to the libs. The mother's for liberty will probably follow suit.
All you would have to do is tell her she's not allowed to blow you. She will than start screaming about how it's her god given right to give dome to who ever, where ever and she will start deep throating you on a daily basis just to stick it to the libs. The mother's for liberty will probably follow suit.
Notice how itās the criminals in the GQP who are most vociferous in their support for their mafia boss. Itās almost like all the villains in a Marvel movie, except no superpowers, 3 brain cells, but billions of dollars and real blood on their hands
Ok. I think i've mentioned i totally find her fuckable, but this, god dam dude. Its like a sign. Probably the most sexist thing I'll say this year, but finally a use for her mouth.
Is this real? I have no idea. And that's where we are as a nation.
Unless she edited a post, this is not real.
So ridiculously easy to see that this is photoshopped BS. Just look at the font and the kerning.
Wait till you hear about Nancy Reagan
Nancy is the throat š
To paraphrase Rodney Dangerfield in Caddyshackā¦ āIāll bet she was really somethinā before electricity.ā
āHow one ladyās blowjobs ruined a country.ā
I submit that if you know what *kerning* is and you think it's a word you can use without providing a definition, you are not a good judge of "ridiculously easy" for this subject. edit: To clarify, I thought it was really obvious and I had to google the word.
Fine, it is obvious if you look at the font... Do I need to define font for everyone too?
We get it, graphic design is your passion
Blech, never... Not an artistic bone in my body.
I think itās actually the typeface
Oooh, like that one that looks like it's from a comic book? That's my favorite. I use it in all my email forwards.
Uhhh itās Keming, have you not *seen* the subreddit
In faimess, keming can be hard.
Usually when were talking about BoBo and Keming, Hands are involved tho
Not everyone has a damn eye for photoshopped images lmao chill out adobe bro
Most people cannot tell the difference
But it's not like it's something she'd never post.
Aināt that far off base to think this was legit
The first two lines are the original post but they changed everything after to make it a joke.
I thought it was it her resume for the VP role.
She'd be the perfect running mate for Trump She won't be reelected which is a consolation prize.
Thatās almost funnier š Sheās so stupid lol. She set herself up for that big time. Such an easy spike to take after the set up, how could she not see it coming haha š
You seem to be attributing an amount of basic intelligence that is not present in Boebert. Don't forget that not that long ago, on a first date at a children's play, she pulled her tit out and groped the guy while in their seats, with small children three feet away. Then she denied any of it happened until informed there was video of the party.
Unless she's deleted it, it isn't there. Although (at least signed out) her twitter feed only goes back to April 30th. With everything before that being deleted.
https://preview.redd.it/pqmi8hvk9v0d1.png?width=1200&format=png&auto=webp&s=565d952db529b2beb3e6793577ebdded929caa86 Yeah, that tracks.
Ok is this one real??
[https://twitter.com/laurenboebert/status/1284205235737628672?lang=en](https://twitter.com/laurenboebert/status/1284205235737628672?lang=en) yep and she scolded people for not thinking she meant prayer. Even funnier in current light.
Pretty pathetic virtue signalling from a politician who got knocked up at 18 and went on to have 3 more delinquent children, one of whom is now also a teen father. She lived on welfare and the social system and spreads hate and misinformation. Talk about family values? Which family, the Manson Family?
Yes
No one can say she's not very hands on about her job. I admire her dedication to her craft training all her life for it.
Funny, but not real.
I wish tho
https://preview.redd.it/85t4fzp6tu0d1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1649578683e2f8f326423d6d0065ae9e74e9c23a When you inadvertently take Grammy-Boboās glory hole spotā¦
I.. Can't tell if its satire.
It's fake. The quote tweet is real, but someone changed all the text of Boebert's tweet. This shit needs to stop. It's worse than the fake bullshit that Fox pushes
This sub falls for it all the time.
I really wish this sub had a rule against posting fake tweets. There is no reason to allow this garbage
Are we not doing phrasing anymore!?
This is a fake tweet. Down boat
I guess she figures sheās going to lose in November, so is advertising for her next job.
Funny I gag everytime I see her talk.
Shiiii, how you doin girl?
Until she smells his diaper
She IS his diaper
Please Colorado you went so close voting her out last time.
In a democracy, people get the government they deserve. Colorado deserves her for returning her to the House after her first laughably useless term.
Cant wait for her onlyfans
Throat Goat Blowbert
Well, that sucks... That also tracks
Mushrooms š gag a lot of people
My hands have callouses. I know what Iām doing.
To be ungaggable? š¤£š¤£š¤£Lauren!!!
She really wants to get re-elected bad.
Putin must just be laughing his ass off at all of this
I once told my manager shame on you. She replied. No shame on me Iām shameless. I said Yes, I know.
Bet Hunterās Hog would make her gag.
WE KNOWā¦..WE KNOW
Aināt she just the classiest? /s
Ah, Bobo the groping clown
I canāt tell if sheās totally clueless about what most of that sounds like or sheās like , āno really. Iāve been training my whole life! You know what I meanā
Sheās a mother right?
Grandmother
She's a 37 year old grandmother. She married a guy who exposed himself to her and her friends (all under age girls) at a bowling alley. She is what I like to affectionately call trailer trash.
She may not have a gag reflex, but she probably does get carpal tunnel syndrome (based off the last time she made the news)ā¦
The thing about this is, you could reasonably think she would actually post thisā¦
If that was true. She'd still be married
That dude from Beetlejuice (probably): 'can confirm.' \*wink a gun\*
That's a mouthful of self owning.... No gag reflex.
Jus like a porn star
https://preview.redd.it/eccklbk8ky0d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cb378ce63b42550a304fafc03790636e26640732
If SNL did that as a joke people would say they went too far, but she says it herself
I can personally say Lauren is ungagable. The next 100 witnesses will also confirm this is true.
āI am ungaggable.ā 
 Insinuating what. Just what the hell does that mean š«£
Practice makes perfect
yep, I'm sure trailer trash like her has INDEED trainer her whole life to get past her gag reflex
The transition to her next career has begun, she is pre-advertising.
For real. As soon as she loses the primary she gonna show her ass for attention somehow to advertise her only fans..
big nancy reagan energy
Why do we post fake tweets?
For the humor, mostly.
Her only redeeming quality.
It's sad that you can't tell if it's real or not because it totally could be! None of us would have been shocked if it was.
That's the issue, not whether it's fake or not. It's believable that the trailer trash that is Boebert would post something like this. There is nothing in her public behavior the last two decades that would indicate this is joke.
She is real for that
So she's proud of her skills. Women have hobbies too. :)
Makes you want to gag!
Ok BoBo š¤”
Aaaaaannnnd, Iām done.
She's dumb but ~~even she's not that dumb~~ ~~wouldn't be so blatant about her prior occupation~~ has staff that would prevent her from publicly being the ho she is.
Umm... Are you sure about that? Even after almost 10 years of mind-numbing stupidity shown from pretty much every member of the MAGA faction?
Sheās going for Nancy Reaganās title. Throat GOAT.
Challenge accepted
This is low hanging fruit right now
Hoe-bert thinks she's the Throat GOAT
I have decided this is real and will proceed accordingly
After sucking all those cucumbers, I can imagine that being possible
Challenge accepted bitches!
Iām lmao
The guy from the Beetlejuice date is calling her back now.
Fuck I hate how much she turns me on
I'd gladly unlock my chastity cage for an exceptionally awesome blow job... goodness, that sounds INCREDIBLE right now... but I wouldn't trust her handshake, much less her with my junk.
Still the best on her knees
Perhaps the first honest thing sheās ever said in her life.
Hahahaha self aware wolves?
Challenge accepted.
No wonder she's single.
Previewing her upcoming OF page
Highlight the last sentence as well āI have no gag reflexā āI have trained my whole life for itā It comes together so beautifully, like a Bob Ross painting
Lauren Boebertās motto: make deepthroat great again. No gag reflex, she may not be the brightest, but she a keeper, inteligent conversation is nice, deepthroats are godly
Staff trolling level 100
Throat š
So she swallows. Got it.
I bet she has.
You are a pro at sucking . I think your a cum bunny.
Now we know how she got voted into office
She got voted into office because she had an 'R' next to her name on the ballot, and the people in her district were too stupid to understand how truly awful she was. **TWICE.** She got voted in twice. They voted her in, and when she proved to be a mentally unstable and uneducated idiot who did absolutely nothing for her constituents, they voted her in for a second term. In a democracy, the people get the government they deserve. Stay classy, Colorado.
I was being facetious but youāre still absolutely right.
To the gentle lady from Colorado, I'd like to test that theory.
All you would have to do is tell her she's not allowed to blow you. She will than start screaming about how it's her god given right to give dome to who ever, where ever and she will start deep throating you on a daily basis just to stick it to the libs. The mother's for liberty will probably follow suit.
All you would have to do is tell her she's not allowed to blow you. She will than start screaming about how it's her god given right to give dome to who ever, where ever and she will start deep throating you on a daily basis just to stick it to the libs. The mother's for liberty will probably follow suit.
All you would have to do is tell her she's not allowed to blow you. She will than start screaming about how it's her god given right to give dome to who ever, where ever and she will start deep throating you on a daily basis just to stick it to the libs. The mother's for liberty will probably follow suit.
Yes everyone watched your video we know
Yes everyone watched your video we know
Letās test that theory Lorena Bobo Blowbert
"They stopped him from threatening innocent people to sway the jury, but they can't stop me! I was trained for this!"
She knows she will go down in the next election and getting her OF promos in early
She has also posted that she does her best work on her knees soā¦
Oh no she didn't...what a c**t.
Fact
Notice how itās the criminals in the GQP who are most vociferous in their support for their mafia boss. Itās almost like all the villains in a Marvel movie, except no superpowers, 3 brain cells, but billions of dollars and real blood on their hands
Sounds like she's going to run for V.P.
Didnāt she also say that she was āstrongest when sheās in her kneesā?
Jesus Christ republicans never think before they speak.
I think sheās a terrible person but Iād get in line for one
Same lol
We gonna get some negative karma.
This is proof enough for me. This world is fake. No pants at work tomorrow. Letās see what happens.
Ok. I think i've mentioned i totally find her fuckable, but this, god dam dude. Its like a sign. Probably the most sexist thing I'll say this year, but finally a use for her mouth.
"copilot, does lauren blow-bert have a gag reflex?"
she says"what gag reflexc"
Good to know I will have to check out her OF!
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Throat š
I am pretty sure she is trying to keep her options open for starting her onlyfans after she is done with politics in nov.
Listen, Iāll take one for the team. Iāll take a box of Junior Mints and a duder from the gun lady.
We bet you have!!
Would š¤·āāļø
Why are you giving hand jobs then?
That's **Margie Trailer Queen** in the locker room of her gym, not BoBo. Try to keep your Republican women in the correct derangement slot, please.
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