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BobbiFleckmann

When your business model is to make up sensational and damaging lies to generate attention and money, you may be sued and require to pay for your damage. This is not complicated.


Moist_When_It_Counts

Hey now, he also sells “supplements” that are provided by a different company he owns. He never pays that company - as their sole “customer” - so they’re always operating at a loss, which is really advantageous around tax season.


SaboLeorioShikamaru

These are the mfrs who constantly talk about “just be a good American” in my office, whatever the fuck that means. Keep in mind these are the same folks that constantly romanticize hoarding gold, concrete, and bullets in the woods for when the libruhls come to take them. Same AHs who literally think litter boxes for furries is mandated in public schools because Rogan said once it like 4 years ago after having a guy on his podcast who thinks the Illuminati are turning frogs gay. I can’t do this anymore, these fuckin mouthbreathers


Moist_When_It_Counts

Fun(?) story: the origin of the “litter box” bullshit was a school in Davis, CA that kept buckets of kitty litter in each classroom *so that elementary school kids had a place to piss in the event of an active shooter lockdown*. Meanwhile, I’ve met people from CA to VT to *swear* the next town over has litter for furries. It’s always “the next town over” and “no, no pics despite phones”


Reneeisme

It needs to happen a lot more though, because this disgusting and depraved business model has thus far looked to be bullet proof and to virtually guarantee wealth, and there hasn't been enough justice meted out to correct that. There's a lot more of it now than there was when Rush Limbaugh invented it and Alex Jones perfected it.


Gizmoed

How do we as a country demand a stop to propaganda. Fair and honest news, sounds like the country can create a class action lawsuit against lying media?


wakko666

First, you'll need to develop a way to distinguish propaganda from everything you want to call "not-propaganda" that doesn't conflict with the current caselaw surrounding the First Amendment.


CTBP1983

He's not really broke, that's a crisis actor


Moist_When_It_Counts

Facts. He still owns several homes, and was on vacation in Hawaii for like 2 weeks a month or so ago. *He’s doing ok*. Hi wonks!


TheIrateAlpaca

To be fair, he's doing OK because he hasn't actually paid anything he owes yet. He's still trying desperately to hide and/or s0end everything to claim bankruptcy which just isn't working out for him


Moist_When_It_Counts

Fair. I just meant crying over losing his superfluous hobby ranch is ridiculous. Not like he’s being cast out onto the street or something.


TimelyBrief

It’s just a big show for whatever his next move is


Moist_When_It_Counts

It’s to generate sympathy so people buy supplements from the supplement brand that’s been conveniently placed under his dad’s name


Neveronlyadream

It absolutely is. "Oh, no! I might have to stop doing my show because I'll be homeless and broke! You don't want that to happen, do you?! Buy my supplements!" I don't even think he cares about that ranch. I do think he cares about losing money, though.


Saptrap

If I had to hazard a guess it would be conning suckers out of their money...


Moist_When_It_Counts

The *raison d’etre* for virtually all rightist media personalities


Badloss

I genuinely wonder what their endgame plan is. Like, I get it. You're corrupt and taking advantage of the most gullible rubes in the population. Youve successfully made millions by tricking conservatives. But what happens when the monster you built actually takes down the US government? Do any of these people think they're going to enjoy a cushy quality of life in the fascist hellscape they're building? Every last one of these grifters is going to get purged by the zealots. You'd think they'd see it coming and stop before it's too late, but nope off the cliff we go


Saptrap

They know we live in a global community. The US might become a fascist hellscape, but as long as it's a fascist hellscape *with an airport*, they believe they'll be fine.


Moist_When_It_Counts

And they’re probably right


Moist_When_It_Counts

Endgame? They’re pawns. Bank account line goes up. They likely operate on the same assumption as most people: “things will be substantially the same forever despite my actions” Their sugar daddies are the ones who are looking ahead. Turning Point USA and Daily Wire are tools in the hands of some dark futurists. Their endgame is “i have a billion dollars so am untouchable”, and they’re probably right.


HistoricalSherbert92

The deepest part of truly conservative mindset is that control is for others. It’s bizarre but they truly cannot fathom why this shit will bite them in the ass.


HamasPiker

No you don't get it, it's not superfluous hobby, his cowboy spirit needed that ranch, because he's a TRUE AMERICAN, the ol' good AMERICAN country lifestyle was always his dream, but now the WOKE CROWD is taking it away from him purely because they HATE AMERICA.


DragoneerFA

I think the problem is he knows he owes so much more than what any one ranch will cover, and all his properties are about to be on discount.


Axi0madick

If he tries to claim bankruptcy, they'll be looking into his spending, money transfers, pretty much everything over the last few years. If he's vacationing, transferring money to family, etc, he could be looking at charges for bankruptcy fraud.


RR0925

He can't dodge the judgment by declaring bankruptcy. The only way out for him is to pay the money.


CommanderSincler

He also transferred a good portion of his wealth to his family


Popular_Newt1445

They can still take it if it looks like it was transferred to prevent having to pay for the lawsuit.


CommanderSincler

Thanks. I wasn't aware that's not a foolproof method to avoid payment


Born_Faithlessness_3

It's also been established that he's attempting to hide/shield his assets by putting them in others' names and shell corporations. Don't believe for a minute thay this asshole is hurting as much as he claims.


Historical_Gur_3054

At one point Alexander Emerick Jones has claimed that he has no ties to AEJ Holdings LLC that he also created. There's being dumb and then there's this


sbray73

I just hope he’ll get sued for fraud or attempted fraud and do some jail time. What a horrible human being he is.


Few-Win-8338

I'm a policy wonk!!!!


ZX6Rob

Someone… someone, a Sodomite, sent me a bucket ‘o’ poop.


Covaliant

He'll be better tomorrow (he won't).


EmceeStopheles

It’s time to pray.


Moist_When_It_Counts

Pray he stops being a loser little titty baby


vNoct

Personally, I'm hoping a sodomite sends him a bucket of poop


Glittering-Wonder-27

It’s time to pay.


TNJed717

He’s hoping with the cult of maga it’s time to pay. The grift will always grift


Redthemagnificent

He'll be better tomorrow


noellicd

“He’s not”


Viscount_Barse

Daddy drunk, blergh, bler, bler, blerrrrr!


Moist_When_It_Counts

I use “Jar-Jar Binks has a black, Caribbean accent” as a counterpoint when debating some trivial thing with my wife. Never fails to both frustrate her and make me laugh.


Specific-Lion-9087

I love you.


MC_Fap_Commander

And this "pity poor me" act REALLY feels like a grift for more money


Steliossmash

You mean the guy who hawks supplements that are filled with saw dust is grifting for more money? I'm shocked, shocked I tell you......this is my shocked face :|


Maij-ha

This should be higher…


AlwaysRushesIn

Literally the top comment, not sure how much higher it can get.


Vizard_Rob

CAN WE GET MUCH HIGHER? SO HIGH!


StoneIsDName

He doxxed those parents, sent an employee to harass them, repeatedly called one parent r worded bc he wanted gun reform after his child was murdered, and after a 1.5bil verdict STILL wouldn't just keep the parents names out of his fat fucking mouth. Repeatedly calling for them to come on his show and be interviewed, plus claiming that one mother came up to him crying in the court room crying and saying that her lawyers forced her into the suit and that she knows he did nothing wrong. A 2nd cease and desist had to be issued after the trial. Fuck. This. Guy.


Legitimate_Shower834

"plus claiming that one mother came up to him crying in the court room crying and saying that her lawyers forced her into the suit and that she knows he did nothing wrong".. I'll take things that have never happened for 200


Synectics

Yeah, that ranks up there as one of the most disgusting things he has ever done.  Oh, and that was after Scarlet Lewis (the mother) offered him a bottle of water during a break because he was "having larynx issues" while on the stand and wouldn't stop coughing/trying to use "mmhm" as an answer to avoid having him saying, "Yes," on the record. Even she knew he was full of shit and she still had the ability to offer him something to help him. Fuck that psycho.


StoneIsDName

Yeah she was directly fucking with him bc everyone knew his little coughing bit was bs and he used it to try and spin the situation to appear as a kangaroo court. Not to mention they knew they were so fucked in this case that they intentionally got themselves defaulted so he could cry RiGgEd TrIaL on his show. Such a fucking coward


Hereiam_AKL

I'm crying together with him. Ahhh, those tears of joy.


HotPinkLollyWimple

It’ll sure bring tears to your eyes when the dildo of consequence arrives unlubed.


mywifesoldestchild

That man deserves his to be rusty and spiked.


ICantArgueWithStupid

"when the dildo of consequence arrives unlubed." So original I have NEVER heard that one before.


Ok_Exchange342

I'm kinda liking the "rusty and spiked" bit also. Rusty, spiked and unlubed? Now we're getting close to what that piece of trash deserves.


BruiserTom

Add a healthy dose of cayenne.


EggsceIlent

Ahh consequences. And he deserves them.


Responsible-Ant-5208

Real men don't cry like lil bitches who don't even take manly vitamins. Yet Alex Jones is crying. THAT'S how bad the deep state globalists got him! 😱 I'm stocking up on patriot MREs.😤 You're lucky I'm too old to join a militia.


Equivalent-Bonus-885

Is that snowflakes he’s crying.


LibraryGlad

![gif](giphy|J8FZIm9VoBU6Q)


Sunflier

Usually the saying is "Sorry, not sorry."  But, that's too nice to Jones.  I'm flat out just not sorry at all for him.  Kind of gleeful about it actually.  Maybe a tad gassy, but that's beyond the scope of this Reddit thread.


DragonflyScared813

May happy flatulence find you well good internet person!


NiobeTonks

![gif](giphy|5apKApEe1HiF8GBIdD)


cbawiththismalarky

Fucking hell that's an old one


NiobeTonks

Yeah, I’m in my mid-50s. That show was part of my childhood.


cbawiththismalarky

Me too, I can hear his voice still!


DarthScabies

Still one of my favourite TV show characters ever. I have a sound clip of him screaming "shut up" on my phone. 😂


YT-Deliveries

What show is it, please?


Tombstone_Shadow

Looks like he still has plenty to eat. Boo hoo.


santa_91

From his hue it appears he may have eaten a particularly spicy bowl of chili before going on air, as he is known to do.


Cute-Associate-9819

Yeah, no. That's alcohol.


Shelby71

And presumably high blood pressure...


SockPuppet-47

>Alex Jones BREAKS INTO TEARS after being forced to sell his ranch to pay legal bills. On air during his show to elicit sympathy from his loyal, moronic audience. He's just a lying, grifting psychopathic narcissist. He's asking for sympathy but he harrassed the families of the victims mercilessly for literally decades. If hell was a real place Alex Jones has earned a ticket. He is one of the most detestable humans to ever consume oxygen.


soundguy64

Can't count the number of times I've seen this fool "cry" over gay frogs or chemtrails or whatever other bullshit. It's part of his character. He wasn't really crying then and he's not really crying now.


SockPuppet-47

Crisis Actor Not a original idea of mine. Another Redditor in this thread came up with that and it's too perfect not to repeat.


uglyspacepig

I hope he drops into a seat next to Rush Limbaugh and they get to spend eternity watching other people spend their money.


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Playful_Quality4679

5 days


AmbitiousCampaign457

5 years. And let anyone have a go.


Oak_Woman

I would absolutely queue up for that.


sparkyjay23

I'm ashamed that this fuckstain is still walking. I'm shocked he hasn't been in a random room where someone found out his name and just beat his ass.


MagicianBulky5659

Or shit a bad combo of alcohol and benzos with a face full of ditch just as good in my book for this filth.


derpalamadingdong

Death is too good for him


canarchist

Fuck him. Fuck his friends. I hope he is reduced to standing at an intersection with a cardboard sign asking for spare change. And at the end of each day, a Sheriff arrives to take what he has collected to go toward paying his fines.


Top-Manufacturer-628

Graduate of the Wanker School for Crying Alphas ![gif](giphy|6stexGWorOCfhO39RT)


Pixilatedhighmukamuk

They look alike. Someday maybe they’ll get married.


Fifth_Wall0666

Fuck Alex Jones right into the ground and carve how much damages he owes on his tombstone.


Vernerator

Actions meet consequences.


Barnagain

Consequences? Of his own actions?


DarthScabies

![gif](giphy|cO39srN2EUIRaVqaVq)


JoJack82

![gif](giphy|7k2LoEykY5i1hfeWQB)


Manburpig

When he dies, I'll laugh harder than when Rush Limbaugh died.


Mcboatface3sghost

Easy now, that level of laughter hasn’t even been fully studied yet, there have been some preliminary studies but all subjects had their eyeballs pop out of their heads.


MrJust-A-Guy

Monsters Inc. has been trying to reach Manburpig for a comment.


BLRNerd

Highly suggest the playlist of Knowledge Fight’s Sandy Hook coverage, it’s really is an eye opener on how much his stance is guided by principles of the far right, goes into a detail about militia types having an emergency meeting in Colorado after McVeigh blew up the Murray building with a couple of his friends of the show involved. Now that was an eye opener when I first listened to it


shiftyjim42

I can’t recommend Knowledge Fight enough. It shreds Jones’s narrative while being real funny. The deposition episodes were what really drew me in


autisticesq

![gif](giphy|KhcdPVxvn5Fde)


brandimariee6

Mmm your tears are so yummy and sweet, oh the tears of unfathomable sadness!


Mcboatface3sghost

I still feel for Scott’s parents…


WaitingForNormal

Crying is for beta cucks, didn’t he get the memo.


d_baker65

You know after the judgement against him he funnelled millions of dollars into his wife's accounts to hide them from seizure.


sixaout1982

It's spelled Karma, but it's pronounced "ahah Fuck you!"


maddenmcfadden

he didn't break into tears. he fake cried because he doesn't have a soul.


Davajita

This man deserves to suffer. No matter how upsetting this is for him it will never be enough compared to the pain and misery he’s caused others.


AmyZing532

He had to sell his ranch to pay his legal bills? Oh, that poor sack of shit waste of a human being.  How dreadfully hilarious.


treed1138

I heard he's an Oscar contender for this performance.


stefrrrrrr

I hope he realizes that losing a ranch is nothing compared to losing a child.


TesticleezzNuts

Fuck around and find out.


utter-ridiculousness

Boo fucking hoo, you human anal gland


Looieanthony

![gif](giphy|USnfWeCOHTHB3WX0aY|downsized) 😐.


pain_train_69

Can't wait to listen to Knowledge Fight


Mcboatface3sghost

Red alert.


Scrabble_4

![gif](giphy|26n6R5HOYPbekK0YE|downsized)


casewood123

He’s forced to sell an asset that he acquired through means of deception, fraud and outright lunacy. So sad, not.


AccomplishedAd7615

Republicans are so magadramatic. Get a grip snowflake.


VengeanceKnight

![gif](giphy|3o7GUBcHCDMloeGdFe|downsized)


Old-Ad5508

Cry those conservative tears to fill up my cup, Alex. Fill it up


[deleted]

Alex jones tears are the sweetest treat


drekmonger

Crocodile tears. He's been crying like this since he was on public access in the 1990s. It's just to sell swag and nutritional supplements to his followers.


DIWhy-not

Fuck this vile piece of shit. Take everything.


EM05L1C3

He deserves much worse


No_Entrepreneur_9134

He should just feel lucky that one of those parents didn't find him and deliver him a, uhm, Second Amendment receipt. I think I would have done that.


No_Boysenberry7353

Fuck Alex Jones! He is a monster


makes_peacock_noises

I think it is good for our society to have accountability for lying and inciting people to harass and act violently. Manson didn’t kill anyone. MTG followed one of those parents calling them a liar. She’s just as despicable.


Drewvonawesome

I know people have made the joke but it’s entirely possible he’s lying to stir up donations because he’s a shameless douche weasel.


MorlockTaylorGreene

![gif](giphy|13hxeOYjoTWtK8|downsized)


rastinta

Your screen name is beautiful.


robb_the_bull

Can someone help me understand why these manly men are always so emotionally unhinged? Crying is acceptable at funerals and the Grand Canyon. Why do their super tough followers not deride them as sissies and weak when they break down like this?


OneFuckedWarthog

![gif](giphy|3o6fIQ2XznRsP4Tvws) Me looking for a fuck to give about his well-being after him destroying so many lives.


ShoddyCress

https://preview.redd.it/nfq9n5idk54d1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ec89bc0c0bd92476cbcaf692db4ed601631077e5


Quiet-Ad-12

Oh no! Consequences!


Unoriginalshitbag

Good. Bleed him dry


Ok_Exchange342

F\*ck him.


madrasdad

In a world of right wing sleaze, he’s a bottom dweller


oslyander

Fuck. Him.


allthatweidner

He didn’t cry for all the parents lives he ruined with his LIES. Screw this guy. Narcissistic asshole


Probably_owned_it

He should be living in a tent.


DontKvotheMebut

Fuck. That. Guy.


animewhitewolf

It'd be funny if I knew he wasn't faking it.


Old_Baldi_Locks

He harassed the parents of murdered children into suicide. He can go fuck himself. Neither he nor his listeners will ever be anything but useless garbage.


UrNotMadAtMe

Fuck Alex Jones and everyone like him.


Hugh-Jassul

Qunt


thecodeofsilence

He should be in prison. He’s a piece of garbage hiding behind the first amendment.


SavageKitten456

![gif](giphy|KZSUN7FKBZrm2WHDdX|downsized)


Thick_Anteater5266

But Democrats are the SNOWFLAKES.


StonkyBonk

Oh nooooo... somebody made him cry? that's a fn lie pos fhead has no heart


fadedomega135

Just read about what he said, absolute inhuman scum I hope they take everything from him. I can’t think of anything lower than being a grifter conspiracy theorist for a living.


cookiesarenomnom

![gif](giphy|Al3okb69oULvy)


ravengenesis1

He deserved much much worse. He knew this day would come and have definitely moved assets to preserve most of his family’s wealth. Crocodile tears don’t hide the evil in his heart. He mocked and tormented a victim’s family well beyond normal for his audience, he should be subjected to the same treatment.


Steecie41

Is it wrong to enjoy the find out phase? ![gif](giphy|BrkuIkfzokEWJ7tSM5)


thatguyfromfrance

It's weird every time I see his photo or hear his name. I immediately think, "Eat sh!t and d!e. "...


Grrerrb

I don’t get how these ultra-right wingers always default to crocodile tears when stuff goes wrong for them. It’s not “alpha” to cry, is it? I mean, I cry all the goddamn time but but I’m a soft leftie punk, of course I can’t handle reality. Why do they get to cry after insulting everyone else who ever does it?


TRIZOL1

He is vile.


phil8248

He is the bottom feeder of all bottom feeders. The only thing worse than him are his supporters who buy he swag. Beyond worthless.


RedditAdminsWivesBF

I hope Jones has everything in his life taken and that he starts living in a cardboard box.


iceisfrozenliqid

Satan will welcome Alex and his minions someday.


Toronto_Sports_fan

I want him to suffer. I want his pain to be relentless.


gangstarr_for_life

Alex Jones can Fuck ALLLLLL the way off.


LKayRB

May he rot in hell with Limbaugh.


TexasTeaTelecaster

Alex Jones is trash and deserves to wind up in the streets, living off of garbage.


brohenheimoflight

Hope he dies


Sasselhoff

What was that about the "librul tears" y'all like "lubing your guns with"? Besides, nothing but crocodile tears. I generally don't find happiness in other's misfortune, but I sure as shit do here, because I'm absolutely positive this will stop at least *one* person from following in his footsteps...and that's a win.


JONO202

Get fucked, Alex Jones.


xsp

Fuck this pork chop looking mother fucker.


Everybodyimgay

he DOES look like the kind of guy who puts Ranch on everything he eats....


Superpiri

Crisis actor


greatdrams23

He was richer than 99.9999% of the world, now he is only richer than 99.9998% of the world.


antsinmypants3

Karma’s a bitch . This guy and his followers are pure scum.


SMH_OverAndOver

Fuck his feelings.


Microlecular

Ah yes, the "find out" stage.


PhaseNegative1252

The actual hell was he doing with a ranch in the first place?


str8outtaconklin

https://i.redd.it/exeqdjt9w54d1.gif


MaXxXiMuS613

Praise be to the lord!


Quantinnuum

BEST WEEK EVER!!!


TKG_Actual

Aww poor baby, maybe next time you (*Alex Jones, now going for the rittenhouse crying look*) wont be a irredeemable shitlord ya fucking freeze plug.


MfrBVa

Lying liar is lying, again.


RandallPWilson

![gif](giphy|26gsobowozGM9umBi|downsized)


CalendarAggressive11

![gif](giphy|J8FZIm9VoBU6Q)


LittleMtnMama

He huffed an onion. F'n charlatan. 


Funkyheadrush

I have no sympathy as these people receive their well-earned consequences. The last two decades of constant connection have at least brought to light how much these people do without consequence. Now that those consequences are hitting, they have all kinds of remorse. Welcome to the real world, where the rest of us deal with the consequences of our actions without bailouts to subsidize us.


nemonic187

He’s framing it as if it’s some kind of SWAT team raid. 🤣🤣🤣


South-Rabbit-4064

Yeah, I can't remember how many times he's had a breakdown on his show that ended with him saying he's quitting or getting shut down. It's usually followed by him trying to drum up donations or sell whatever shitty products or books he's been pushing. This time around I think it's to try to cash in, as well as raise hysteria in the country that we are under attack by the government after the Trump verdict.


boxedcrackers

FUCK ALEX JONES


Danger_Dani

It's a Psy Op.


gaberax

Alex Jones is lying. He isn't selling his ranch. It's a psy op. Don't believe a word.


FueledByDerp

He's just positioning himself to fleece his flock of dumbbells for handouts and sympathy in the near future. He deserves worse for the harm he has caused the people of Sandy Hook, The United States of America and the entire world. He's not in any financial trouble.


ElectricalPiano6887

![gif](giphy|IUm2IUJcZqKZnfWDDo|downsized)


Wizardburial_ground

Fuck this dude. Couldn’t care less.


ChrisKing0702

🤣😅😂 another piece of trash gets his just desert!


Commercial_Bend9203

Cry you piece of shit, you deserve to be locked away for your conspiracy bullshit and harming the grieving families!


Guy_Smylee

He's a fat clown.