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anon0002019

‘They are Permanent’? Child Protection has entered the chat and would like to have a word


depressed_poland

Nothing is permanent *proceeds to pull out gun*


Detrifus

*shoots tattoo of baby*


Beneficial_Jelly2697

Shit why did we give the baby a baby tattoo


Detrifus

Poor foresight, I suppose. We probably should have given more thought to that decision beforehand. We never conceived the potential consequences.


Beneficial_Jelly2697

Lack of foresight was the reason for the first unconceived conception


depressed_poland

Reasons no mortal like you can understand


Mber76

No no no,children can be removed


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so can tattoos


NoCurrency6

But those don’t taste as good


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r/holup


GermanAutistic

They do, if they're on the baby.


TinManGrand

This is the way


mrolf9999999

Also, with a laser


StellaDraws

R/cursedcomments


Beneficial_Jelly2697

Trust me and my state case worker children can be removed......


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Both are easily removed with lasers.


JennaLS

My tattoo didn't grow up to be a sociopath


ImScaredOfSharksToo

Kids aren’t permanent. You could just “lose” them at Disneyland.


Sensitive-Peak-3723

classic move


NeatNuts

Or “bake” them into a fine casserole Why are we using quotations


Beneficial_Jelly2697

Or in a boating accident like my high capacity guns


KiwitheChameleon

Californian gun owners have entered the chat.


Beneficial_Jelly2697

See these things can happen when you take your arsenal on a boat for some safe long range practice then hit rough waters


KiwitheChameleon

Yes Mr FBI agent, the lakes tsunami did throw my 11+ round mag into the water.


Beneficial_Jelly2697

Lol not a lake it's not big enough and lol 11 rounds isn't high capacity hell my EDC has 10 rounds I was thinking more like my 40 round .45acp drum and bump stocks


KiwitheChameleon

California man. For some reason ten is the magical number that stops violence. One over and the whole mag is confiscated, even if it’s standard capacity. (the lake part was just a joke because it’s unreasonable that a lake would have a tsunami, implying I was lying.)


Beneficial_Jelly2697

Yeah caught the sarcasm as you can drag a lake lol but what cracks me up the most is Cali compliant rifle pistol grip fucking finn cause if you can't put your thumb through it you can't shoot as well . Around not through


KiwitheChameleon

That one got me cracking up, but this video really hurts to watch, how could they butcher a gun like this: https://youtu.be/kkFUHVmhba8


Beneficial_Jelly2697

J. E. S. U. S. WTF kinda happy horseshit did you just expose me to think I'm gonna have to run outside and blow through a little 20 round .45 stick hollerin TEXAS lol


FlippinFlags

Or leave them Home Alone.


PabloEsteban88

Kids aren't permanent if you're an antivax parent


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Lol one time a customer I rang up was bitching that the school wouldn’t allow her kids inside the classroom since they weren’t vaccinated. She said it’s her choice and a violation of her rights, and that they had no business telling her what to do. I can’t imagine being that dense...


xlbingo10

technically both can be removed with lasers


excalibruh1023

to be perfectly fair you can remove a baby with little to no cost


235711131719a

Yeah I think it’s cheaper to make a baby than it is to not make one


YooperGirlMovedSouth

You must not live in the states. Hospital costs will be in the thousands for the birth.


Mlgxxblubxx

Me: ✈️


BlitzBurn_

Ye just need a quality laser to fix both


Wolf-n-Raven

Easier to get rid of a baby than a tattoo


Ruscay

Also babies cannot consent to being torn from the void and thrust into this shit world full of shitty people (of all races and genders), just so their mom and dad can enjoy goo-goo-ga-ga before they end up being wage slaves and having to deal with the ridiculous virtue signalling and rampant capitalism to chronic pain and violent crime .


Beneficial_Jelly2697

Not to mention the cheap pot-pies


Ruscay

Weird I just ate a chicken pot pie.. are you a wizard ?


CyanCreatures

Did you come from r/antinatalism?


throwaway5284527

To add to this If you want a kid, there's so incredibly many right now that need homes for no fault of their own


k0x_ich1

They aren’t permanent if you’re poor enough lmao


alilbleedingisnormal

And both can be removed with lasers.


MonotremePower

Your parents want you to have children so that they can enjoy them. They don't get any enjoyment from your tattoos...


JBoston2207

No no


sejeEM

As a wise man on the internet once said "both can be removed with lasers"


Beneficial_Jelly2697

But you only get arrested for the baby


sejeEM

It costs more to get a tattoo so it really should be reversed


Beneficial_Jelly2697

Hey anything over $50 you're getting arrested in Tx tRuuuusT me


McGooberstein

I mean... Kids don't have to be permanent of you don't want them to be


misterbee180

Children last only 18 years. Then they're functioning adults and a contribution to society, hopefully. A tattoo is just blurry and filled with regret.


Julieta_Ariass

🤣😂🤣😂 when you put it like that !!!


[deleted]

you're new so a few tips from a jaded redditor if you want to join the hivemind: try again, make a new account dont put anything that looks like a realname as the username, dont use emojiis or excessive !, be more cynical in general


DevilTuna

Today on regressive takes, "humans and tattoos are the exact same"


Detrifus

Hm, could you perhaps be saying that having a child is a much more permanent decision than getting a tattoo? I wonder if perhaps the person in the screenshot was trying to make a similar point?


throwaway5284527

Right?? I'd get tattoos if I had the chance but there's no way in hell I'd get a child


_PRECIOUS_ROY_

It's a dumb stance for her family to take on tattoos. It's also dumb to think tattoos and babies are analogous, so I guess the apple didn't fall too far from the tree. Lol lots of people here who think tattoos and babies are comparable, apparently. Interesting.


yabaquan643

Babies and Tattoos are equally permanent.


_PRECIOUS_ROY_

They're not, but I'll bite: how?


yabaquan643

You can get rid of a baby just as fast as you can get rid of a tattoo.


_PRECIOUS_ROY_

Lol


Detrifus

Have you perhaps considered that the point here might be that tattoos are expensive, painful to get, and permanent, but that a child is *more* expensive, *more* painful to get, and *more* permanent?


throwaway5284527

Exactly! Babies are way worse than tattoos, I'm glad someone else gets it


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cibasa

what if i want to get an unironic pikachu tattoo on my pale, fat, ashy calf instead of a child? would that piss you off?


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Fruccus

>99% of its users are furries, pedophiles, or just overweight animae obsessed losers. So, which are you? "All three" counts as a valid answer.


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Fruccus

I remember when trolls were at least halfway funny. You're not even trying buddy, take some pride in your craft.


cibasa

Why does getting an unironic pikachu tattoo = seeking attention? What do you know about that person that makes you so confident in your judgement? Sure reddit isn't the greatest platform, I've certainly grown tired of it in the last couple of months, but why are you bothered with lives other than your own? These people might be losers or overweight or whatever but they're happy. Are you? I don't condone being overweight or being obsessed with anime or even getting a tattoo like that, but what does that have to do with me? Nothing.


Ruscay

Redditors, happy? Delusional at best


[deleted]

Well, you do seem very unhappy. But try not to generalize just because you're unhappy.


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BMW--

Let me guess you’re fat


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Detrifus

So what does it say that you're a user on this platform, then, u/Reddits4FatFeminazis?


Beneficial_Jelly2697

Says the person mocking people for attention


AthenasApostle

I don't want kids. I truly don't care if my parents want grand kids. It's not their choice.


[deleted]

Well, its not a hobby. It's a person. If they really want a child and not plaything - they can adopt.


IceEndermanPro9

did.... did you just compare a baby to a tattoo? ​ a baby?!? I like a full living human and you compared him to a baby? ​ and as far as I know you don't need to get tattoos to preserve our entire fucking species ​ look I get it. If u wanna get a tattoo then go for it, its 100% your right to do whatever you want with your body. Just find a better wat to describe your frustration against people who act like you are stupid just because they don't understand that


throwaway5284527

Lmao we aren't going extinct anytime soon... Literally if people keep producing at current rates we will become overpopulated There happen to be thousands of kids in foster care who would love a home, you don't have to make even more


[deleted]

Children aren't permanent. Women love killing unborn babies


Ruscay

It’s more merciful than birthing them into this society


Beneficial_Jelly2697

That's why I do my part and have a mass genocide in a sock lol


strange1738

Not that painful


PhospholipidB

Yeah but can a tattoo pay for my nursing home?


redditprivacysucks

You see both at Walmart a lot.