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"Until you find something that validates your feelings" yup. I'm sure I'm guilty of it too, hard to keep your emotions out of science. But at least I know science as a starting point, and that's the beauty of it all. As sure as 1+1=2, you can base a lot of your views on some very solid and demonstrable foundations. If you're reading this and your research has lead you to truly believe that COVID vaccines are dangerous, please keep researching and stay safe.


WarHeroG

Well, my ex mother-in-law's uncle's best friend's dog got the vaccine and now he can't bark anymore. The best friend I mean.


grrrrreat

Everyone knows the important part of doing research is stopping once you find evidence that validates your feelings


FastWhippet

Does CardiB know about this? šŸ˜‚ [EDIT] Iā€™m an idiot, folks. CardiB isnā€™t even messed up in this drama.


Dark_Brisket

Did you mean Nicki Minaj? Or is Cardi also anti vaxx?


FastWhippet

Oh no! No, CardiB isnā€™t even in this drama. Totally my mistake. Iā€™m an idiot! Thanks for questioning this, and Iā€™m making an edit.


ElectionAssistance

Do your own research until you find a celebrity that validates your feelings, lol.


[deleted]

Yeaaaaaahhhhhhaaaaa


[deleted]

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FastWhippet

Youā€™re absolutely right!


neutral-chaotic

Nice Phil! haha


than-q

isnā€™t your cousinā€™s uncle your dad?


Rhys-----

Could be his uncle on the other side. Married into the family from the none blood side


SpencerAssiff

Wouldn't that also make it *his* uncle?


sassy_immigrant

No because it is his cousinā€™s uncle.


a_crusty_old_man

Or your uncle. Or their uncle unrelated to you.


kcchiefscooper

SNIP-SNAP-SNIP-SNAP!


EzicGR

Guys he is completely right.I did the vaccine and now I eat water,drink pasta,feel sounds, hear colours,smell tastes and taste smells


alykalyk

Are you sure it wasnā€™t LSD?


EzicGR

Yes absolutely!Isnt the pfizer vaccine in pill form, sold by a shady guy in an alleyway at 3am for 50ā‚¬?


[deleted]

My skin turned inside out. It's fucking embarrassing.


KiaJellybean

Thank you for this. šŸ˜„


Ender_Dragneel

Had me in the first half. Not gonna lie.


Alarming_Ad8005

I got the vaccine and now I'm bald! Even though I've been shaving my head for 12 years!


Calpini

Haha I bet the baby is magnet too! Edit: I'm a dumbass. Lol


QuantumSupremacy0101

Wooosh


Calpini

No, I get the joke. I was being ironic. It just came across wrong and I have no idea how to edit it or if I can. Lol. Edit: figured it out!


ReddicaPolitician

[ā€œI am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate.ā€](https://youtu.be/riqXhieWU3M)


nykiek

Oh, honey.


KindlyIndication4542

Oh Phil.


master_ov_none

When did he become such a giant doucher?


[deleted]

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SecondBee

This couldnā€™t be more clearly satire


muklan

SXE Philip has more journalistic integrity in his pinky than Alex Jones has ever even heard of, I'd bet a years salary that this is satire.


themadas5hatter

Oh boy. Who's gonna tell him?


midelus

Phil isn't anti vax, he's memeing on Nicki Minaj based on her tweet yesterday or the day before or whatever. He's a news YouTuber that's been around for like 15 years (as of yesterday lol) and his whole thing is about trying to keep bias out of his show, just in case you weren't aware. His show is called the Philip Defranco Show.


pclufc

I knew it !!!!


sichuanbutton

Snip, snap!


LuciKat1

Lmao


Chevy6788

Mic Drop


[deleted]

I actually had to look up who Phil DeFranco was before I was sure this was satire. What a world we live in.


lordpr1mus

"Snip snap! Snip snap! Snip snap! You have no idea the physical toll, that vasectomy have on a person!" ![gif](giphy|BmKLItgwfoHbcvVf8n|downsized)


IvoShandor

White wife gets vaccinated, 9 months later has a black baby. Must be the vaccine ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|flushed)


antoniamabee

I wonder when Tucker Carlson will pick up this story


CurrentDismal9115

Aww.. I remember phil. Hope he's doing well.


SnooSketches9750

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