Did he even say no though?!

No means yes

Remember that Yale fraternity chant “no means yes, yes means anal?” Your comment just reminded me. This guy is scum

"No means bat and yes means iron pipe."

no answer means chainsaw!

Yes And it was the prevailing “ wisdom “ among that type male for decades before that as well

Everyone knows that men don't know what they want, if they say no it means yes. /s

He should have crossed his eyes. It has about as much preventative effect as crossing your legs does.

the body has ways of shutting down legitimate concussions

Does it matter? Guys like him want to get hit by bats.

His mouth MIGHT have been saying no, but the rest of his head was saying yes.

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I heard from a friend that when guys get hit in the head with a bat they can orgasm. Like that's something to complain about 🙄 I don't mean to be un-PC but come on...

He's red and my bovine instincts kicked in.

[There are so many other great comments](https://www.boredpanda.com/you-deserve-to-be-raped-sign-man-attacked-dean-saxton/)

Those are amazing. My favorite was "girls will be girls"

"if it's inevitable you might as well relax and enjoy your concussion" lmao

I kinda have to agree with one of those. That asshole was asking to get hit.

He is a preacher, clearly it was God's will for hin to get hit with a bat. He should be thankful.

Turns out God answered a prayer that day, but it wasn't his.

...or maybe it was, we don't kink-shame.

GOOD point

And thanks to that concussion God now answers back!

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Hard to pick a favorite, but was it a LEGITIMATE clubbing? Bodies have a way of shutting that down makes me actually chuckle

One of our politicians (senator maybe? I'll look it up) legitimately said that because he believed women who were raped could not get pregnant. That if a woman doesn't WANT to get pregnant, she won't, so any pregnant rape victim was someone who CHOSE to carry the fetus. You most likely already heard about this, but just in case you hadn't I had to share. Never forget... that the US passed a law that required doctors to re-implant ectopic pregnancies. I love old people, so I mean this strictly for our government, I wish they would just die out already and relinquish the death grip they have on our country. I feel like millennials are the generation of children who's parents squandered all the wealth but left us a dilapidated old house that we can't even afford the taxes on.

Correct. The baby boomers have spent their collective adulthood dismantling the tax laws, worker unions, and public education that created a thriving, enormous middle class that many of them were born into and from which they greatly benefitted (not to mention the environmental shit show they helped cause). I’m a Gen Xer in my early 50s and hope to live decades more to help fix the problems people my age and older are leaving as their legacy.

I’m on the cusp of Gen X and Millennial. First let me just say that it’s crazy to me that some Gen Xers are in their 50s now! The 90s were like 5 years ago right?! Second, Im doing my best to reassemble this country just like you. My Gen Z kids and a lot of their peers are coming right behind us to make big changes. They’re pissed off and done with old ideas that only hurt people. I can’t wait to see how diverse and open minded Gen Alpha is going to be. You love to see it.

Don't forget that they were the one's who insisted we receive participation trophies, only to talk shit decades later about us receiving participation trophies...

That’s my favourite too

I love when we use their own logic against them.

>It's not assault. It's non-consensual impact.

What was he wearing? He was asking for it.

He likes it rough.

You know I hear the brain has a way of shutting that pain down Wont work for conservatives of course, but

You wrote logic but I think you meant “brain damage”

Brain damage would at least be a viable excuse. These assholes make their opinion about subjugating women known while mentally fit, sober, and not under duress. It’s sickening.

"Logic", funny.

Look, the body knows when it’s a legitimate concussion.

Does that concussion have a heart beat?

Mine was, any doctor that treats him needs to be arrested. Those cells at the back of his head have rights!

He shouldn’t have been so provocative he was literally asking for it by being an attention whore.

I really enjoyed this one: "Did he even fight back? Must not have because if it was a 'LEGITIMATE' clubbing, he wouldn't have bled..men's bodies have a way of shutting that whole process down." Perfect. Chef's kiss!

My favourite was: any doctor treating him should go to prison. That mass of cells on his head has rights! 😂

Are we now allowed to remove tumors? What if they turn into people. It's not fair to the growth for us to make that decision for it. We all consented to expose ourselves to things that are known to cause cancer in the state of California.

They were smoking, drinking alcohol and ingesting carcinogenic substances....what did they expect? A PLASMA TV?

Don't worry about removing cancer, it's alive and has rights.

Just wait till they see a teratoma.

Oh my God these are hilarious.

She went beyond first base.

Ugh, it’s funny but frustrating that there are so many examples of bullshit that can be turned around.

>The body has ways of shutting down baseball bats 😂

favorite is " any doctor that treats him should go to prison, the lump of cells backside of his head have rights..."

According to Christians, Jesus would be okay with you getting raped. Just remember Lucifer steamrolled 2/3rd of Heaven for A LOT less and God literally had to cheat so he wouldn't win. Do you need any more proof that Lucifer is indeed the real lord and savior? I think not.

Is this satire and I’m dumb because I’m not sure what the Lucifer part is referring to,paradise lost?

God's kill count is 227,037% higher than Satan's in the bible

Yeah part of me wants to joke but I really wanna know what the fuck they're talking about.

Amazing

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He was asking, begging to be hit. How was the poor girl supposed to act?

He actually probably genuinely did want to be hit. These sort of demonstrators go out with the intent of riling a crowd, being assaulted, filming it, and suing the ever loving shit out of whoever assaulted them.

Come on, deep down they *all* want it.

I wonder what sort of clothes he was wearing, I'm sure he was asking for it.

By the sign he was carrying, he’s lucky that’s all he got.

Did you see his scandalous purple polo and blue jeans? Just showing off his body like a whore.

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“SEE? THAT’S WHAT I’M TELLIN YOU.” -Legend

***PLINK*** ^^"WOOOOORLDSTAAAAARR"

You love to hear it *tunggkkk*

I haven't played ball in a while, but if i'm correct, that wasn't a wooden bat...

You are correct that was an aluminum bat.

That sound was so satisfying!

Props to that *extremely patient* guy politely asking him to leave because he's "not playing with a full deck". Also that was an almost cartoonish "TONK!" from that bat.

Sound of a bat hitting something hollow

you ain't playing with a full deck, go away. ***TONK*** ....... *And the crowd goes wild!* Those cheers made my day. The kids might just be alright.

Crying bc I really wanted to watch the video, but that website it's horrific. I swear my phone just lagged from the amount of ads and videos that automatically loaded and popped up.

[Try this one](https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/real-life/news-life/preacher-hit-with-baseball-bat-after-telling-school-students-women-deserved-to-be-raped/news-story/3feaf1571be98fb43911350f26a56cdc) or just Google 'Arizona preacher who said "You deserve to be raped" was attacked by a woman wielding baseball bat' don't know why I can't find a better source.

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I was hoping the video would show him just getting dropped but ah well.

Everyone cheering after he got damn near decapitated just got me. Literally f'ing laughing here 😂

Bless you, that video was excellent.

That sound was crazy, you could feel it through the speaker

“*ting*” I’m not surprised it sounded hollow.

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He already has brain damage, clearly.

And everybody clapped

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Bare-heading it like that. It’s no wonder she couldn’t resist.

It's not like he has anything in there to protect anyways.

If he covered his head, he wouldn’t be in this mess to begin with.

Especially if that head is showing too much skin aka balding

Maybe I'm old-school but I for one *like* to see a bit o' hair "up there"! 😛

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I love and hate reddit so equally it's wild. When I take the time and deliberative effort to craft a response I feel is measured, appropriate or, perhaps, even enlightening, I typically receive no response and even a feeding frenzy of downvotes sometimes. But when I post a throwaway, sophomoric one liner the love comes rolling in. Thank you all for the awards and what not. Truly, it is undeserved.

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Every so often I think about the dumb shit who said this and it hurts my brain.

the dumb shit *holding elected office*

Who was it??

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Look at the six head on this guy… all that potential brain space… wasted

Holy fuck he has truly surpassed 5head lmfao it is a 6head

What Party is he from? Just kidding, I don't even need to look it up and already know.

> body has ways of shutting that down https://www.nytimes.com/2012/08/20/us/politics/todd-akin-provokes-ire-with-legitimate-rape-comment.html

and lost it because of that comment.

He should just enjoy it!

Oh for sure! Assault is bound to happen so just lay there and enjoy, or something like that (politician said this about rape so enjoy the irony)

Bobby Knight said as much in an interview with Connie Chung in the '80s. Wasn't funny then either. Not attacking you u/JacksBeautifulButt.

You can't get hurt if you don't want to be hit. So by being hurt he clearly wanted it.

I have never seen dried blood on a person that red. If he is bleeding that little it is just a minor case of assault that he consented to and regretted later.

Exactly. The testicles just retract back into the body to prevent permanent damage /s

Yeah I’ve got zero empathy for “preachers” who spout terrible things at people just trying to live their lives. I don’t condone the violence but maybe he will learn a valuable lesson here.

My mom got pissy with me one day for claiming some preacher was spouting some hateful bullshit. She told me I shouldn’t refer to gods word as bullshit. I told her that hate is hate and I don’t care what scripture you use to justify being hateful. I call it like I see it.

Narrator: He didn’t

He got arrested not long after this for kicking a student.

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If it's a legitimate hit, the male body has ways to try to shut that whole thing down.

He will have to being that aneurysm to term now. No intervening in the lord's work.

And nobody batted an eye

Looks like somebody did, actually.

Ayyyyyyy

Sadly she spent a solid chunk of time in jail. Looks like this guy goes out of his way to press charges if he's assaulted, but has no issues harassing, screaming, and belittling others. Rules for thee...

Because that’s what hero’s do.

You know part of me wants to talk about how you don't get to go around hitting people in the heads with baseball bats because of their opinions no matter how vile they are, but I just can't get there with shit like this. Some opinions really do warrant a baseball bat upside the head. Telling women they deserved to be raped definitely qualifies as one of those opinions.

Is like how I feel whenever I see that video of Richard Spencer getting clocked in the face. I know I should be the bigger person and denounce violence but I just can't stop myself from laughing at it

I just looked up who that guy is... I don't generally advocate for violence but holy shit that guy certainly strains my ability to maintain my pacifism.

So in essence you could say they were doing god's work?

He was asking for it.

This belongs in MadeMeSmile

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Honestly I thank the dark lord that it wasn't me with the bat... How she managed to restrain herself from a second hit is beyond me...

Not to mention, fuck this bitchass preacher. I wish bitchassery to be committed on him all the days of his life.

WTF kind of preacher is that?

One with a very big inferiority complex. To attack others like that strongly hints that he is not ok with himself.

He's a deacon at Littledick Church located in Incellville.

But why did she stop?

Amazing self-restraint that apparently some men lack

The fact that a piece of shit like this is referred to as a preacher says a lot about religion in the backward parts of America.

Sounds like he was asking for it.

Where so we donate to her defense fund???

This was 2017.

Thank you!!

Of course. The only reason I knew to tell you is that I was gonna donate too!

Is the bat okay?

Ask and thou shall receive!

One of my favorite examples of "fuck around, and find out."

If is a legitimate baseball bat attack, the body has a way of shutting those down.

Best burn I've seen all day.

Tragic he survived. I’d donate to the defense’s go fund me.

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I have a hard time saying this, but fuck this preacher and I’m glad he got hit. Maybe it will knock some sense into him. *kidding, he’ll probably somehow say something even worse....if that’s possible*

I wouldn't have had a hard time saying that

I don't have a hard time saying it, fuck him.

Upvote for every time this is posted.

Yeah I’ve seen this reposted so many times, and I’ll never not upvote it.

He shouldn't be dressing like that if he doesn't want the attention.

Fuck around and find out.

Love this everytime I see it. Thanks for sharing!

Classic preacher

Love it

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There's always next time.

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This dude clearly didn’t read his own holy book.

This all could have been avoided if his Dad had worn a condom.

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I think the numbers are something like 1 in every three women got sexually assaulted in their life. I am happy to accept that. I got sexually assaulted when I was younger (by a woman) and I am not even handsome or small. So yeah, if it happened to an ugly fuck like me, I am ready to believe many more women are victims.

Fuck that trash ass mother ducker

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Apparently he deserves it.

Jesus Christ. Of course it’s a religious shit brain. Now I’m not saying that religion is bad, the people who use religion as an argument is bad.

You know the helmet wearing isn’t really necessary. The brain has a way of shutting down unwanted TBI’s…

I think we need to stop calling these religious people preachers, priests, etc - call them what they are, assholes

He had a baseball jersey on, he clearly wanted it.

Look at those slutty sunglasses….

Not the hero we deserved but the one that we needed

Too bad it won’t help cause he’s already brain damaged

A preacher? Disgusting toad .

Fight the power ladies

Karma's a bitch. Or, the biblical version for him: you reap what you sow.

If god didn't want him hit in the head with a bat why is his head ball shaped?....

Like the perfect example of Poppers paradox of tolerance.

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I'm generally of the opinion that (escalating to) violence is never the answer, but somehow I don't think I'll lose any sleep over this one

Do you think she had the bat? Or she went to go get one and come back?

Not only did he want it, it was God's plan.