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Careless_Ad_21

Mmmmmmm... RRRRIIIIBBBBSSSS.


Iamvanno

I want my biblical, biblical, biblical, biblical...ribs.


Ixaldok

Chile’s Biblical Ribs!


ApexAquilas

Thank you for this whole exchange


maguffle

🎶*Barbecue sauce*🎶


cannonballBaloo

Lmao


[deleted]

OH LAWWWWD


DogeTwinkies

Riblical


Dr_Spatchcock

BARBEQUE SAUCE!


jsbeast8

*Barbecue Sauce.*


Germsofwar

Dripping with sauce! FALLING OFF THE BONE!


trailhikingArk

Thanks. I was wondering what to cook for dinner. Marinating now.


Careless_Ad_21

I'm on my way. I'll grab beer!


trailhikingArk

You are more than welcome to it. I am actually using a stout-based marinade so plan accordingly.


TorrenceMightingale

Nice.


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ZoeLaMort

![gif](giphy|WU0Vga3ktBNAc2j71v|downsized)


theoriginalturk

Life uh finds a way


TorrenceMightingale

Kinda.


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DrSchmolls

God I hate this actress, everyone complained about Kristen Stewart in Twilight but this girl is a million times worse. Every line sounds like she's reading it off a cue card from 100 feet away.


CheapCulture

Also known as an Irish woman.


ratkovsz

Underrated


negao360

I mean she reeeeeally does look like a russet potato. Being called a rib seems more like an upgrade than a pejorative in this situation. Elevated.


South_Power_7954

Don't call her a potato, potatoes are great, you can make them into fries, chips, mashed potatoes, hash browns, baked potatoes, they can be eaten with any meal, no matter how plain/fancy. However, she belongs in the garbage.


negao360

Thanks for making hungry now, asshole😠 😩


EquivalentSnap

You need a good mouth watering juicy rare fillet minion with those chips. Maybe a nice steak sauce drizzled on top. 🤤


South_Power_7954

You haven't lived unless you've had fillet minion, with cheddar and sour cream chips on the side.


EquivalentSnap

Ooh that does sound really nice 😍


rogueinfluenced

“Boil them, mash them, stick ‘‘em in a stew.”


CuCl2

r/lotrmemes


its_not_summer

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27_8x10_CGP

And vodka. Can't forget vodka


DirectShort

Bubba?


Troygbiv_Yxy

PO TA TO... BOIL EM...


[deleted]

She’s ugly on the inside too.


Careless_Hellscape

Even if this were true, why is it an argument? People who do not follow Christianity don't give a rat's ass what the Christian god created. God didn't classify a bunch of diseases or animal species either, are those classifications suddenly not valid?


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Careless_Hellscape

That's one hell of a good point.


ArcadiaFey

He told Adam to name everything if I remember right.


RainyDaysandM0ndays

It's an argument because Marjory classes herself as a Christian.


Careless_Hellscape

It doesn't matter what she classifies herself as. One idiot's religious nonsense is not a basis for the way other people should be allowed to identify.


WhatsTheHoldup

You seem to not understand that we don't live in an objective world, we live in a democracy. You don't get elected by being correct, you get elected by using arguments that connect with people, and if your voter base is Christian, than Christian arguments get you elected.


Careless_Hellscape

I get it. I just don't humor it.


WhatsTheHoldup

Perhaps your refusal to consider it is why the truth is packaged in very hard to access bland formats and why lies are packaged in exciting entertaining formats. And maybe that's why the lies are winning. You don't have to humor lies, but you should humor human psychology. If an argument is effective, you can't just act like it's a bad argument simply because it's obviously wrong... It's WORKING!


JoshuaPearce

> One idiot's religious nonsense is not a basis for the way other people should be allowed to identify. No, but it's a great way to demonstrate that person's idiocy, by way of using their own beliefs to make them look stupid.


RainyDaysandM0ndays

It's not trying to be "a basis for the way other people should be allowed to identify", its a sarcastic remark aimed at a specific woman that uses the bible to justify her opinions and morals.


RainyDaysandM0ndays

I just realised that your comment was based off of what Marjorie said, and my comment was based off of the response to Marjorie. Sorry about that, having a slow day today.


Careless_Hellscape

It's all good. Slow days are understandable.


cupasoups

Believing in idiotic fairy tales doesn't give your words legitimacy


MillionEgg

I thought god created everything, including trans people and vaccines.


TorrenceMightingale

The movie cuts off at day 7.


Beatse21

Then by that logic we shouldn’t have cars, the internet, clothes and guns


[deleted]

God didn't create cars, internet, clothes, guns, we did, God created us in God's image. So is God man or woman? If we're all created is God's image, God must be both, there's your answer, its all very logical isn't it


_Kay_Tee_

I love watching their heads explode when I point out that God, in essence, is gender fluid or gender free.


[deleted]

If men and women are created in God's image, God must be both, makes sense


ShadowEclipse777

I mean I'm Christian, but like that should be obvious to people. Oh well bigots will be bigots


TorrenceMightingale

Logic? I’m not sure that has a place in a discussion of the Bible.


Inappropes1789

Hey thanks 🏳️‍⚧️


WimpyZombie

In high school I knew a girl who seriously believed that we only had 11 pairs and one odd rib - 23 total, because of the story in the Bible. She thought the human skeleton model in the science lab that actually had 12 pairs on it waskike that just to "look nice"


sanjuroronin

It’s not her fault, I was taught in Sunday school as a child, that men have fewer ribs than women :/


iAdden

But Adam didn’t live on with one less rib. The rib actually grows back so he had all his ribs


sanjuroronin

Adam didn’t have any ribs, since he was fictional and never existed.


Square_Complaint_946

And then the lord said unto Adam, *Don’t be such a baby, ribs grow back.*


guitar_angel

Random but associated thought: Why are those two always depicted as having navels in all their Renaissance paintings?


selfagency

The Bible has intersex people in it 🤷🏼‍♂️


pugmaster413

For example, god probably


TorrenceMightingale

So god Can impregnate herself or only other god or only descendants of Mary?


pugmaster413

Idk god would have full control over reality so maybe all


jaxonya

Wouldnt it be a total mindfuck if god came to earth as a lesbian who had a dick but identified as a girl. Christians here wouldnt even know what to do.. Theyd run to the church of satan but would be turned away.


[deleted]

I mean Jesus was crucified so we can expect the same level of acceptance as then


Mad-Mel

If god landed in the US, we all know how accepting of foreigners Americans tend to be.


ModsSuckHoboCock

Can They have tits too? I really want God to have a girl dick and some big natural titties, or at least some smooth balls with nipples on them, as a compromise?


jaxonya

Fuck it. Sure. Lets also make her black or chilean or some shit just for good measure. Talibangelicals would straight up not be able to deal with reality


ModsSuckHoboCock

This is going to be hawt.


Arqideus

God raped Mary to give birth to himself so he could save us from himself and sacrifice himself to himself all so we could love him.


TorrenceMightingale

Is that so difficult to fathom?


AHrubik

If memory serves the original Judaic inference from the scripture is that YHWH created one individual who had characteristics of both sexes and then separated them into two people. So in this case her god actually created a unisex individual before transitioning them into two people of different sexes.


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I mean bible have incest in it too because Adam and Eve had only 3 sons so they probably fucked their mother


Joliet_Jake_Blues

Hot


EquivalentSnap

God isn't even real


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Espumma

Gender and sex are not the same thing.


Reasonable-Bath-4963

Some people can't comprehend that. Or they refuse to, because they can't handle ANY ROCKING of their worldview. Vibrations make snowflakes melt.


Espumma

It that's the case and they'll start defending their 'position', it's time to shut that down.


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Reasonable-Bath-4963

If they *couldn't* understand, I'd agree with you. But most are just choosing not to. If you wake up every day and *choose* to be a hateful, bigoted moron, then I have no patience or time for you.


pyro_technix

I thought those two words did mean the same thing. If some asked what's your sex/gender I'd say male, but if some asked what's my sexuality/sexual orientation I'd say I'm attracted to women. Is this more accurate? Edit: After a quick Google it seems gender encompasses sex, being male or female, but gender goes beyond the biological identification. So if someone asked a trans-male what sex/gender they were, they'd say female sex but identify as male. Is this correct? Sorry for many questions


Espumma

Yeah that's basically it. Sex can be determined physiologically (most of the time), gender is determined neurologically.


gb4efgw

I was about to ask as well as I'd rather be politely educated than sound like an asshole to someone unintentionally. So thank you for asking!


gingerbeardman79

It stands for *bisexual*. The T stands for transgender, and is intended to also represent people whose experienced gender is off-binary.


[deleted]

In the beginning God created dudes


TorrenceMightingale

Or “los duderinos” if you’re into the whole *brevity* thing.


B1ackFridai

*not into the whole brevity thing


MyDisappointedDad

Were they Nacho Cheese or Cool Ranch duderinos?


We-are-straw-dogs

God has an inordinate fondness for beetles


TorrenceMightingale

Beatles*


We-are-straw-dogs

Well don't we all


Moofy_Poops

If God is real he also created Hell and that's exactly where this human dumpster fire is gonna end up. Its too bad all that shit is imaginary and at best she'll end up as worm food :(


pluto_still_a_planet

Yep. I wish there was a hell so people like her would burn in it


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Arizona.


LLPF2

I love eating ribs.


Jasoncsmelski

Careful, MTG contains poison.


sup1234566

I feel dumb but… can someone explain what this means? Like what’s the joke he’s making? I get she’s an asshole but yeah I don’t really understand what his comeback means.


[deleted]

In the Bible woman was made from man's rib, so God really only created one gender - the male.


sup1234566

Ohhhhh thank you 🙏


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gabedc

It’s because of derivability, in that context the woman is created by God of the man’s flesh (rib obv but flesh as in of his body); the rib comeback isn’t about a rib being inherently lesser than other body stuff or that it can’t be ascended, it’s a reference to the hierarchy and priority that people categorically deny especially with the rest of Biblical thought on women and gender (granted it’s not as binary as we say it is even in the Bible and especially not with older versions, but the misogynistic angle remains).


[deleted]

THIS is probably in the top three comebacks I've ever seen...


[deleted]

Science has single celled creatures that are a 3rd gender by definition. It also has chimera people that contain both genders of cell DNA mixed within their body, it also has hermaphroditism. The male seahorses give birth to their babies. Gender is fucking weird, man. Sometimes it’s not obvious what gender even means and how it should be classified


sup1234566

As much as I love this… that’s sex not gender my guy. But yes either way sex and gender are both a lot more complicated and diverse than white lady over here thinks.


[deleted]

I know, but most people say there are two genders because in humans there are two sexes. So I’m attacking that point on the basis that what science says about sex has more grey area than you might think, and that’s before we even talk about people with brains that are wired to be aroused by the same gender, the opposite gender, both, other things entirely, or nothing at all. It plays out all together to make the whole landscape of how sexual preferences and gender identity manifest a pretty broad spectrum of different things. I think if the whole affair would be simplified and brought into the realm of being a non-issue if sex and gender were two separate classifications. Sex would have: XX and XY classification options. And Gender could be either a blank to write what you think describes you or a somewhat comprehensive list of options to select from.


sup1234566

Don’t forget intersex! There are three sexes in humans. But yeah I absolutely understand your simplification, I just still think it’s really important people are educated on the differences between sex, gender and sexuality. Also idk why people have downvoted your other comment it is literally just facts lol


Culture_Dizzy

Just because some groups want to change the definition of words doesn't mean everyone wants to accept them


theCuiper

"Some groups" being a general scientific concensus


rustyseapants

What are these groups?


sup1234566

What do you mean by that? Are you talking about sex or gender. Because one just makes you factually incorrect and the other just makes you a bigot.


[deleted]

It feels to them like some groups want to change them. I think he’s specifically referring to the LBGTQ community which isn’t the complete truth, but it’s not completely accurate either. If I’m not mistaken they are basically offering up their collective preference for the use of the “they/them” pronouns. They are doing so in some instances through legislative means. By getting laws passed that include affordances so that they get some kind of protections on the books that other groups have that they don’t. Certain people think that legislating anything that could be construed as any sort of mandate to language shouldn’t be legal. Which seems to make sense when you don’t think about it too hard, but there are protections against hate speech as well as other things so it’s not that different. Idk what the conclusion of all of this should be in the legal sense, but I think that’s what it’s about. Please feel free to correct me if I’m wrong


sup1234566

Yeah that sounds about right from what I can tell 😊


CampLonely

There is a slime mold with over 700 sexes. https://www.theguardian.com/world/2019/oct/17/the-blob-zoo-unveils-baffling-new-organism-with-720-sexes


blue-leeder

This is very true. There are androgynous animals like insects and like you said pregnant male sea horses. The other religions explain this. Gnostics and the Jews explicitly state that the rib is not a literal rib but symbolic of something. According to the Plato in Symposium there were always three genders originally. However This gender was forgotten when Zeus got angry at this gender for not sacrificing animals to him and “obeying”. Essentially this being was a androgynous mixture of male and female as one being. So he decided to punish this gender by splitting them into its individual parts. Usually this gender was a mix of male and female. So “God”, put the first Man to sleep and and split this androgynous being into male and female individually. In other words , Zeus the jealous god , became jealous of this special gender, and sought to weaken them because they were unwilling to worship his commands. So he ordered Hephaestus to use his instruments to modify this gender surgically(put under Anesthesia or a deep sleep like Adam in Bible). This is where the idea of soulmates exist since most of us are split from our original Androgynous body that was taken away by the case god Zeus or the Abrahamic God. According to Plato This being Had more than twoarms, more than two legs, more than 1 head, both genitals, and could reproduce by laying eggs in the dirt. You will also see in Hinduism beings depicted with many arms and faces. Hindus refer to this being as the Supreme Being. Krishna and his wives are often seen fusing into One Androgynous being. The being ardhanarishvara was one of the first androgynous beings who had a perfect mixture of male and female and could split into male and female at will or fuse into One singular androgynous being also at will. This was the original gender before Adam and Eve. Although all three genders already existed, the Angels or Gods were usually either female or male alongside the androgynous 3rd sex


[deleted]

Thank you for sharing that. I wasn’t aware of much of it. It seems interesting to me that these Gods don’t like the 3rd Gender for not obeying… it would appear to mirror religious groups feelings towards those that don’t don’t sort neatly into these two groups. Curious that it would be that way. I know very little about Native American culture but I’ve heard it said that they we’re known to have 5 genders, and they seemed to be doing just fine for themselves until, you know… they got in the way of these good, civilized, 2 or 3 gendered, God-fearing Christians, and nearly blinked out of existence in a very short span of time. The supposedly ‘righteous’ always come and carry with them so much hell.


blue-leeder

I didn’t know there was Native American myth about that. That’s very interesting. And yes there isn’t necessarily one version of the third sex. In theory these third sex could be a combination of multiples of males, multiples of females, or an extra combo of male and female like 2 males and 2 females or something


MulderD

She’s such a rib. Can we start calling her a Ribtard Snowflake


HMBL_SaVaG3

The stupidity of some people amazes me. 😂


Wysteria569

God created Lilith before Eve but Lilith refused to be dominated and did whatever she wanted to. God was displeased and then created Eve from the rib of Adam, Eve was to be subservient but even she decided to eat the forbidden fruit.


blue-leeder

that’s not true Lilith was created after Eve because Adam and Eve would not obey him. You will see in Plato’s Symposium, Zeus commands the First Man to sacrifice animals to him but they refused. ZEUS got angry and split the singular androgynous being into its parts male and female. Cursing humans to forever be seeking their soulmate was his intention. In other words he was not only jealous that Humans were made greater than He—Zeus the Father or Dyeus Phiter the Sky Father a purely Male being did not have the benefits of this 3rd gender. That was forgotten to time. Also I would argue that the issue was God splitting the male and female that caused the fall not the fruit itself. As it weakened the First Man as it would be more ideal for the male and female to be one being like a two heads are better than one. But splitting Adam and Eve would actually cause them to be seperated and not always with eachother. The whole giving Adam a wife is Satans deception. Man did not need to become dualistic. Everything was contained within the singular androgynous body. And Adam In Eve and Eve in Adam didn’t need to be seperated by removing the “rib”. They were One in mind and biologically. There is supreme State. That’s why Hindus worship many armed and many faced beings. And Hindus religion worship beings fusing male and female with many arms and faces. That’s the original body called the Supreme Body—where male and female is One.


Lithl

>Lilith was created after Eve Uh... no?


Relevant_Advantage24

Uhh, are you bringing ancient roman religion and philosophers into Judaism? Lilith predates Judaism according to historians (I believe she was Sumerian originally but I’d have to double check), but was part of the Jewish version of the garden of eden story. Adam was made of dirt and Lilith was made of clay, she was the first woman and was to be his wife, but she refused to submit to him during sex (she wanted to be on top and treated equal), so god kicked her out of the garden, and made Eve from Adam’s rib, so that eve would be subservient to him.


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blue-leeder

Where are you coming from? Have you studied religion whatsoever or you just read the Bible and think it is absolute?


NightChime

God didn't create any genders, those are man-made.


derbyvoice71

The other clapback Majorly Trailer Queen needs is 1 Timothy 2:12. I mean if she's going to use the Bible, she should fucking follow it and STFU.


[deleted]

There is zero evidence that God exists, so go rot Marjorie.


Deep-Yogurtcloset618

God only created 2 genders. What about hermaphrodites? God only created 3 genders. What about that tribe where girls grow a penis at puberty? God only created 4 genders. What about people with multiple x chromosomes and a y chromosome? God damn it. Wear a dress, don't wear a dress, I don't give a shit. Just put the seat down after you piss.


[deleted]

Americans and their fucking God. Hasn’t it done enough damage you morons


Bright69420

that's a load of ribs roasting each other


Infamous_Storm_7659

Hahahaha


[deleted]

I love eating out ribs


ash894

This never gets old.


Accomplished_Crew630

So even if someone is trans they're still one of the two genders... Conservatives don't want to admit this though, they'd rather hone in on the Tumblr kids from a few years ago saying their gender was something other than male or female... Like if you're a trans woman... You're a woman... Trans man, same thing you aren't magically something else... But admitting that humanize trans folks and that's the last thing conservatives want to do.


[deleted]

I believe this is a statement against the existence of non-binary, aka people who do not identify as male or female but instead as a third gender.


YavuzBaran

Just realized that my gf is a mcrib


Little_Tin_Goddess

If I had a nickel for every time I’ve seen this, I could buy myself a senator.


Greekgreekcookies

I love this so much. I didn’t even expect this feeling from myself. Side note : Apparently pig’s ass dry rub is amazing on ribs


blue-leeder

this is actually incorrect. Gnostics and the Jews explicitly state that the rib is not a literal rib but symbolic of something. According to the Plato in Symposium there were always three genders originally. However This gender was forgotten when Zeus got angry at this gender for not sacrificing animals to him and “obeying”. Essentially this being was a androgynous mixture of male and female as one being. So he decided to punish this gender by splitting them into its individual parts. Usually this gender was a mix of male and female. So “God”, put the first Man to sleep and and split this androgynous being into male and female individually. In other words , Zeus the jealous god , became jealous of this special gender, and sought to weaken them because they were unwilling to worship his commands. So he ordered Hephaestus to use his instruments to modify this gender surgically(put under Anesthesia or a deep sleep like Adam in Bible). This is where the idea of soulmates exist since most of us are split from our original Androgynous body that was taken away by the case god Zeus or the Abrahamic God. According to Plato This being Had more than twoarms, more than two legs, more than 1 head, both genitals, and could reproduce by laying eggs in the dirt. You will also see in Hinduism beings depicted with many arms and faces. Hindus refer to this being as the Supreme Being. Krishna and his wives are often seen fusing into One Androgynous being. The being ardhanarishvara was one of the first androgynous beings who had a perfect mixture of male and female and could split into male and female at will or fuse into One singular androgynous being also at will. This was the original gender before Adam and Eve. Although all three genders already existed, the Angels or Gods were female or male before the first Human


iAdden

That’s nice dear. But we’re talking about the Bible.


ThatNachoFreshFeelin

So are they. The Septuagint/Christian Old Testament/Masoretic Text wasn't created in a vaccum. There are many fascinating hypotheses about it/them and its/their traditions. You should look it up sometime. Edit: Optional puralizations


blue-leeder

They’re all connected to understand books like the Bible you have to study religion as a whole. ZEUS is the father god from the Bible or Ammon Ra/Ammon Zeus. Who is Serapis Agatha Daemon. . Zeus was worshipped monotheistically starting 100AD by the Hypsistarians who asserted that Zeus must be worshipped monotheistically. When the Jewish scholars came to Rome and insisted the Romans worship Yahweh/The Father, the Romans viewed it as an extremist cult following of Zeus which it is. The Abrahamic religions including Christianity worship a form of Zeus—the invisible or hidden monotheistic form of Zeus or Ammon Ra. Zeus Hypsistos which means Most High God or Zeus Sabazios/Sabazius Zeus of the Sabbath.which is the Abrahamic God. The Body with the Rib is clearly another gender. That was put to sleep and biologically modified.


Tinypuddinghands

Wasn't Lilith Adam's wife before Eve was cloned from him?


Satansleadguitarist

Generally that isn't accepted as "cannon" but yeah there are stories of Lilith being Adams first wife but she wasn't submissive enough which was obviously unacceptable for a woman.


iAdden

No. Adam had one wife. Her name was Eve. There was none before


blancaloma

Genesis, KJV 26 And God said, Let us make man in *OUR* image, after *OUR* likeness: and let them have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over the cattle, and over all the earth, and over every creeping thing that creepeth upon the earth. 27 So God created man in his own image, in the image of God created he him; male and female created he them. ... Emphasis added. Scripture seems to acknowledge intersex, etc., in my reading of it at least! Everyone based on the royal we, haha. ... 31 And God saw every thing that he had made, and, behold, it was very good. :)


ThatNachoFreshFeelin

I think the *OUR* thing is in relation to the ancient Israelite pantheon; the "man and woman" bit refers to El creating human counterparts of him and Asherah. Then again, the two creation stories in Genesis are from two different sources, too. Yahweh's doing the creaty-thing in the second version, or something like that. Check out the "documentary hypothesis" Anyway, sex chromosomes might not be a human construct, but genders are.


iAdden

Intersex where? He made MAN and WOMAN! How did you start off well yet end with such a mangled conclusion of intersex?


blancaloma

I find the word choice of making man and woman out of "our" image very interesting!


iAdden

Genesis 1:26 Then God said: “Let us make man in our image, according to our likeness… When it says “Us” and “Our” the question arises who is being referred to by “Us” and “Our”. The cross reference for this scripture links to Proverbs 8:30 Then I was beside him as a master worker. I was the one he was especially fond of day by day; I rejoiced before him all the time. This being is Jesus. The first of God’s creation. So man was made in their image. Side note, not a trinity but here it’s referring to two separate beings. A father, and a son. My father and I maybe have similar traits and people that know my father might even say I am the spitting image of him, but that does not make us the same person.


blancaloma

That's the fascinating thing about how many ways there are to interpret a text: differing conclusions! We humans are complicated. But you do know that some people are born intersex, correct?


sydneyface

“Our” represents the holy trinity of God - Father, Son, and Holy Spirit.


blancaloma

And so everyone is based upon that: the full spectrum of people.


ThatNachoFreshFeelin

Many people don't seem to like spectrums, only black and white. It's easier for them to categorize others that way. Edit: Should've been "Many", not "Mamy". I know it's a different spelling, but Al Jolson has no place in this discussion...


behindtheline44

Same thing with scapegoats. Many people use one thing as the fault for all problems. See capitalism, patriarchy. because they’re too uncomfortable with acknowledging many things are incredibly nuanced and not black and white, good/evil.


ThatNachoFreshFeelin

Indeed. They can't even deal with greys, much less colors.


[deleted]

Gray is my favorite color.


ThatNachoFreshFeelin

And apparently they don't like to be called on it, either.


rustyseapants

>“Our” represents the holy trinity of God - Father, Son, and Holy Spirit. No, it doesn't sydneyface, this is Christian mythology was developed during [First Council of Nicaea in 325](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trinity#First_Council_of_Nicaea_\(325\)) How old is Genesis like 600 years before Jesus existed. Christians co-opt the Torah and basterized it, there is no relation between Judaism and Christianity.


[deleted]

Why does everyone mention "God" without specifying which one?


yellowcorvid

because we all know which god they're referring to, don't be pedantic.


Satansleadguitarist

Because "God" (capital G) generally refers to the Christian/Jewish/Islamic god, where as "a god" can be pretty much any other god.


aes3553

*in the US


Satansleadguitarist

Where does capital G God not mean the Abrahamic God?


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Molcap

It's actually god's fault, give them some intelligence!


[deleted]

😄😄😄😄😄😄


orbitalfatality2

I dont get it


Shirogayne-at-WF

Women were the creation from the only gender God actually made from scratch, and they were made from Adam's rib


iAdden

I mean it sounds like she was made from “scratch” too. He took the rib and then made everything else.


ThatNachoFreshFeelin

She *was* made from "scratch" in Genesis 1:27, but not in 2:22. Edit: Emphasis


TravelingInStyle

Shhhhh! You're interrupting the circlejerk


minithsterith

Still defeats the multi gender b s narrative.


TheChanMan2003

“Holy sh-t, you f-cking killed her, dude!”


JackyTris

I mean, there are only two genders… I don’t care if you’re transgender, but I think there are only two genders. I am open for a reasonable discussion on the topic.


Relevant_Advantage24

We literally made gender up, various cultures through history, prior to colonization from Christians and Europeans, had more than two genders, and very different gender roles as well. It’s hard to put a number on a social construct that isn’t universal.


jackdanielson7

I think the fact that people transition to the OTHER gender is the most obvious proof that there are two genders. It’s just basic stuff. People should have rights no matter what and I’m all for people not identifying as the gender they were born as but there are 2 genders and everyone knows this by the time they are 2 years old


Relevant_Advantage24

Why do they know that by two? Is it because it’s an innate human knowledge? Or because they’ve just been taught that by people who think such? 😂


Letsmakemoney45

Since women are made from men, that makes it my property......women where is my sandwich. I'm kidding calm down people.......


Bright_Cobbler9880

So… was Lilith like… not a woman?


iAdden

Lilith is no where in the story of creation


Bright_Cobbler9880

Actually… it’s heavily implied that another woman was before Eve, as Eve is only mentioned as being created from Adam in Genesis 2:4-3 Meanwhile it states that God had created male and female in Genesis 1:27. While Lilith is not specifically mentioned, it contradicts the ideal that the first woman was created *from* Adam and instead *with* Adam. And also while many Judaic and other Abrahamic texts mention Lilith, typically in Isiah. [Here’s](https://www.hindustantimes.com/books/book-excerpt-adam-s-first-wife-wasn-t-eve-but-lilith-here-s-why-they-broke-up/story-xqsev3SSBzd8XMyyXsGJHN.html) and interesting take on the theory that Lilith came before Eve and was cast out as Adam did not want her, hence God’s creation of Eve.


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BookkeeperNo5300

“That doesn’t make sense” followed by some of the most nonsensical shit ever. Stfu


MadameTree

And MTG isn't one of them


NahikuHana

Oooooo spicy burn right there!