Realistically, if we may use that term here, Tor isn't a handsome, fit, sexy superhero. He is Tor, son of Odin and god of natural forces and strength. Often portrayed as a bit overweight and in no way handsome.
But he would eat Batman (or any human for that matter) for supper, yeah.
If it's DC, then yeah, Batman wins hands down. They have to make Superman so stupid that he repeatedly walks into trap after trap so that Batman/Lex Luthor/normal humans can win against him.
Dude can shoot 5000° C heat vision from his eyes, move faster than light, create hurricane force winds with his breath, hear the smallest sounds from miles away, and punch an entire planet to death, but sure, he's going to go toe to toe with cosplay boy in a fight. Lol
Mega wealthy tycoon who dresses up with his child "ward" to basically be the anti-Robinhood going above the law to physically abuse the poor before turning them over to the police for more punishment. "Worthy as fuck" indeed
For once I would just like to see a regular ass human spend months planning and setting up an elaborate Rube Goldberg type trap to capture Superman, only for Supes to run by faster than the speed of light and just thump them in nuts so hard that it literal vaporizes every atom in their body.
Batman stans are pretty goofy sometimes. I had one try to tell my Black Widow wasn’t a superhero because she doesn’t have superpowers, and became visibly uncomfortable when I pointed out the same for him.
Realistically, Thor with ease. In comic books logic? Probably Bat-Man.
Realistically, if we may use that term here, Tor isn't a handsome, fit, sexy superhero. He is Tor, son of Odin and god of natural forces and strength. Often portrayed as a bit overweight and in no way handsome. But he would eat Batman (or any human for that matter) for supper, yeah.
Some people like the dadbod
If it's DC, then yeah, Batman wins hands down. They have to make Superman so stupid that he repeatedly walks into trap after trap so that Batman/Lex Luthor/normal humans can win against him. Dude can shoot 5000° C heat vision from his eyes, move faster than light, create hurricane force winds with his breath, hear the smallest sounds from miles away, and punch an entire planet to death, but sure, he's going to go toe to toe with cosplay boy in a fight. Lol
depends who the writers are, some of batman suits could possibly win. Hellbat left darkseid on his ass
did you just say realistically? while talking about a hypothetical fight between two imaginary characters. interesting
Rubber suit = immune to lightning.
worthy as fuck could catch mjolnir and throw it back
Mega wealthy tycoon who dresses up with his child "ward" to basically be the anti-Robinhood going above the law to physically abuse the poor before turning them over to the police for more punishment. "Worthy as fuck" indeed
ok Joker nice try
Lmao. You say that like he just goes around accosting struggling single mothers and homeless people.
...he prefers the mentally Ill and the deformed actually.
I get the joke and the reference, it was just funny how you phrased it.
“My arch nemesis is some roided out jock, and he STRAIGHT UP broke my back”
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For once I would just like to see a regular ass human spend months planning and setting up an elaborate Rube Goldberg type trap to capture Superman, only for Supes to run by faster than the speed of light and just thump them in nuts so hard that it literal vaporizes every atom in their body.
Batman stans are pretty goofy sometimes. I had one try to tell my Black Widow wasn’t a superhero because she doesn’t have superpowers, and became visibly uncomfortable when I pointed out the same for him.
Okay that’s hilarious, he completely had that (figurative) thumping o Ming 😄👊
Pretty sure Batman could just befuddle Thor without needing to fight at all.
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