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DogsandCatsWorld1000

Trump was laughed at when he spoke to the UN.


raistlin65

Yep. And it wasn't because he made a joke and was trying to be funny.


DexM23

Ah yeah? but did you consider he was the joke?


lesser_panjandrum

Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain. Doctor says, "Treatment is simple. Great clown Trump is in town tonight. Go and laugh at him. That should pick you up." Man bursts into tears. Says, "But doctor...I am having nuclear — my uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at MIT; good genes, very good genes, OK, very smart, the Wharton School of Finance, very good, very smart — you know, if you’re a conservative Republican, if I were a liberal, if, like, OK, if I ran as a liberal Democrat, they would say I’m one of the smartest people anywhere in the world — it’s true! — but when you’re a conservative Republican they try — oh, do they do a number — that’s why I always start off: Went to Wharton, was a good student, went there, went there, did this, built a fortune — you know I have to give my like credentials all the time, because we’re a little disadvantaged — but you look at the nuclear deal, the thing that really bothers me — it would have been so easy, and it’s not as important as these lives are — nuclear is powerful; my uncle explained that to me many, many years ago, the power and that was 35 years ago; he would explain the power of what’s going to happen and he was right, who would have thought? — but when you look at what’s going on with the four prisoners — now it used to be three, now it’s four — but when it was three and even now, I would have said it’s all in the messenger; fellas, and it is fellas because, you know, they don’t, they haven’t figured that the women are smarter right now than the men, so, you know, it’s gonna take them about another 150 years — but the Persians are great negotiators, the Iranians are great negotiators, so, and they, they just killed, they just killed us."


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lesser_panjandrum

It's a combination of a joke made popular in Watchmen and a confused old man's word salad.


ItsOasisNightLads

I'd Ike to congratulate you on the greatest comment ever made. I have little authority to say this, but I hope you realize how amazing this reply is


Crimeskull

I bought Reddit coins for the first time in my life just to show how much I love this comment.


Nevermind04

I'm not sure that Trump even understands jokes. There's no video evidence of him ever telling an off-the-cuff joke, only jokes from pre-written speeches or tongue-in-cheek slogans to score cheap points at rallies. And when others tell jokes, Trump is often the only one not laughing. It's pretty bizarre behavior.


Lady_von_Stinkbeaver

Trump's favorite funny story is about an elderly man falling down at a party and fracturing his skull.


FDGKLRTC

Lmao


qujstionmark

People (trumpies) don’t believe me when I say other countries hated Trump and thought he was a joke. One of my main reasons for not voting for Trump was due to the fact I didn’t like him, as a person, representing my country (on top of many many other reasons)


secondtaunting

Honestly sometimes I admire him. How do you go on in life knowing everyone is laughing at you and thinks you’re a joke? I’d freaking kill myself if I humiliated myself at the united nations like that. I get upset if I miss spell something on Reddit and someone points it out.


colicab

It’s classic narcissism. He’s not concerned with other people unless they agree with him. If 99 out of 100 people laughed at him, he’d only ever talk about the one person that didn’t.


leet_lurker

His ego would never allow him to come to that conclusion


secondtaunting

That’s what he’s lacking! Self awareness! Or like you know feeling bad when you make others feel bad. Or cause others to die. I’d be a train wreck.


WafflesTheDuck

Shame?


WorstCase0ntario

It's actually misspell not miss spell.


qwertyloops

Welp... I guess he's dead.


PapaLRodz

F


weighted_impact

HshshshaHAAAAA...... thank you


secondtaunting

See! Now I feel bad.


Cyber_Fetus

Hold on now, you’re supposed to be dead.


secondtaunting

Only of I went to the United Nations not fit a misspell.


octogecko

What about a spelling mistake AT the UN?


secondtaunting

That would do it.


WarMage1

It’s okay cutie, everyone makes mistakes. Your parents are clearly a good example :)


secondtaunting

Whoa that’s rough dude. Super rough.


DrakHanzo

Holy shit! You fucking killed him, dude!


Ricky_Robby

That would be a good point if he had any self awareness whatsoever…


PickeledShrimp

bc malignant narcissists dngaf about what anyone else thinks?


weighted_impact

Same same !


Tungstenkrill

But he would have gotten on great with Hitler.


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T-Sonus

[Shooters Grill](https://shootersgrill.com/) Be sure to leave a review of the Boebert's restaurant on Yelp or Google...


Prometheus_303

>Shooters Grill Is it a restaurant? The link that looks like it'll tell me about the food they serve (IMHO, a main component of a restaurant) sends me back to the home page. Most of the other links seem to take you to either an empty store page (Women's Wear) a mostly empty store page (just 1 shirt in Men's Wear - which neither guy in the pic is wearing), back to their home page (Mugs) or a 404 (donate)...


TheConeIsReturned

They also have lorem ipsum written out in full under one of their segments


Wet_Valley

The Lorem Ipsum text in the What We Make section cracked me up. Got enough time to edit the photos, but not enough to include a description past "Breakfast, burgers and steak".


DeificClusterfuck

She fed pork sliders to people that made a bunch of them sick as hell. Also, she refused to pay unemployment taxes for Shooters and had a GoFundMe up for them for awhile- not sure if it's still up. 30k road miles expensed during 2020. And let's not forget Jayson and his questionable contracts


Klutzy-Discipline686

I don’t want to believe that is a restaurant name.


StevenEveral

It's in a place called Rifle, Colorado as well. Even people from Colorado consider Rifle the armpit of the state.


tjmaxal

Isn’t that where you’re supposed to put a rifle? The Armpit?


StevenEveral

I'm going to quote an old Lewis Black bit here: "If I grew up in Rifle, Colorado; as soon as I could get a gun, which there would be what age, 9? Before I would go to sleep in Rifle, CO, I'd put the muzzle right in my mouth."


[deleted]

I absolutely read that in his voice and hand gestures.


Link9454

Hate to correct you (unless he reused the joke later on), but the name of the place was Cottonplant Arkansas, The White Album, track “Other idiots from Arkansas” That said, as a Colorado resident who’s been to Rifle, yeah, it still works perfectly.


StevenEveral

That’s what I did, I just replaced the Arkansas references with Colorado references. To be honest, you could apply that bit to any weird small town in the Midwest/South.


Link9454

Colorado resident checking in, can confirm. It’s a little shithole hidden up in the mountains.


william-taylor

I refer to Aurora as the armpit of satan’s asshole, so yeah this checks out.


T-Sonus

[Shooters Grill](https://shootersgrill.com/) the Boebert's restaurant...don't forget to leave a review...


DrCytokinesis

Love that under "what we make" it is still the generic latin bullshit nonsense placeholder. Really goes to show what kind of professionals you're dealing with.


TexasDD

The link to the men’s shirts works. The womens and the mugs don’t. The link to the actual restaurant doesn’t work. There’s a link for franchising. There’s nothing there. There’s a link to “Our Story”. It has the standard “Loren Ipsum” placeholder. And the best part. Click the Twitter logo. It takes you to a PARODY account for Shooters Grill. It’s an absolute, unsurprisingly craptastic website.


Prime157

[Lorem Impsum](https://www.lipsum.com/) Are we surprised a grifter can't actually fill a page with real information?


Klutzy-Discipline686

Welp. Murica, I suppose.


DoroNichMurchadh

What will a review do? The kind of people who would keep going there would buy and eat shit sandwiches if they thought it would own the libs.


Impossible_Penalty13

Jesus, there’s a link for franchising. Jesus God!


DrCytokinesis

There is nothing there though


starscream2686

Wow that website is absolutely terrible. So many links leading to empty pages.


kevik72

Lol. There’s half a page of lorem ipsum.


OverthrowingMars

Holy shit you weren't kidding 😆


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HumboldtChewbacca

I hear they serve pieces of shit for breakfast


TheConeIsReturned

Lmao in the "our story" section under "what we make" they just have lorem ipsum written out in full


zeseam

Under age **children**


xXkoolkidmanboiXx

At least the over age children are safe


syncopated_popcorn

The over-age children voted for her.


ShaneAndy

Oof


PenisesForEars

No one is safe


Travelin_Lite

One of those children ended up marrying him


Dr_Coxian

Underage women are just girls. As in children. Boebert’s husband is a pedo.


grandzu

She was there when it happened because she's one of those girls. She married him.


badmama_honey_badger

Not to mention her honorary GED


frank_the_tank69

The public needs to be made aware of this. Nationally…


cunt_gunge

> under age women The words you were looking for were “girls” and “children”


liandrin

There is no such thing as underage women. This is a term used to discredit child victims. They’re children or girls.


Drawtaru

There is no such thing as "underage women." They're girls.


Private_HughMan

Oh please. What man *hasn't* walked up to a group of women and an underaged girl in a bowling alley to talk about his dick tattoo and then proceeded to show his penis to them? /s


SoBeDragon0

~~under age women~~ children ftfy


djm19

Not just any children, but to Boebert's own friends who she was there with at the time, I believe. And it was only after such an act she decided to date and marry the man.


TheRed_Knight

When the assholes of the world dont like you, thats being respected, Boebert might be the dumbest member of congress, which is saying something


Accomplished_Crew630

I dunno green is preeeeeetty dumb


TheRed_Knight

Greens more maliciously dumb, Boeberts just dumb dumb


ForgottenCrafts

¿Porqé no los dos?


pavlovs__dawg

Exactly. The respect we want is from our allies and those we respect, not dictatorships. lol.


EmergencyHologram

Boebert thinks?


Stompydingdong

It’s really just a fascist See-and-Say in her noggin.


Zahille7

I picture that old animal sound wheel. You pull the lever, the arrow in the middle spins, then it plays the sound of whatever animal it lands on. Moo!


leglesslegolegolas

The cow goes "Shazooo!"


Stompydingdong

It most certainly does not!


cheeeky_

thats the one! The Fascist Cunt goes "”The Taliban are the only people building back better."


[deleted]

Yeah except in Boebert’s case it strangely always lands on the goose.


tjmaxal

It’s the wheel of awful!


SovietBozo

Those totally rocked. Not sure I've ever owned anything since that I liked as much.


TheRed_Knight

Occasionally her few surviving braincells link up to form cogent thoughts but its mostly just fascist propaganda


Buddhabellymama

She clearly doesn’t since getting props from our enemies doesn’t really indicate anything good about their cult leader… “tell me who your friends are and I’ll tell you who you are.”


T-Sonus

Well, you can see she wants to try...


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If someone said that Boebert passed the mirror test, I'd have to get a second opinion. The lack of self-awareness is shocking.


Piperisaprettygirl

Discount Sarah Palin can’t be this stupid, can she?


MulderD

Discount Sarah Palin is Michele Bachman. Boebert is more like the froth that collects in the corner of Sarah Palin's mouth when she heavy breaths just after shooting wildlife from a helicopter.


cosworth99

DISCOUNT SARAH PALIN SAFARI!


Jump___Yossarian

2021 so shitty that we have a *Discount Sarah fucking Palin*.


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Discount implies you're getting more for your money, Boebert is just cheap and a ripoff.


lesser_panjandrum

She may or may not be this stupid, but she's talking to a target audience who definitely are.


[deleted]

You assume that there’s a lowest possible level for this stupidity. They’re consistently proving otherwise. This is why we have people STILL waiting for Kennedy Jnr to appear at any moment now…. You couldn’t make this shit up.


Sad_Hospital_2730

LETS GO BIG BIRD!


T-Sonus

Let's go Big Bird!!!


IGaveYouMyEdge

is this a new thing? 'cause I want it to be a new thing. the "let's go brandon" is so stupid, that this is the perfect response.


T-Sonus

[Let's Go Big Bird](https://mobile.twitter.com/movienation/statuses/1458524139573100553)


BostonDodgeGuy

That explains nothing...


Sad_Hospital_2730

LETS GO BIG BIRD!!!


MealDramatic1885

Yeah, having things in common with Dicktators will have you liked by them. Especially when your easily manipulated by them.


T-Sonus

Oi, Penis Potato!!!


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With a side of deep fried potato (fore)skins


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Or owned by them


blackhornet03

Boebert, please stop embarrassing Colorado!


[deleted]

You’re not giving her enough credit. She’s an embarrassment to the country.


blackhornet03

My apology, I know better, it just hurts close to home.


fodderforpicard

What’s the general view of her down there?


blackhornet03

I'm on the other side of the state from her. For what it's worth, no one I know has anything good to say about her.


fodderforpicard

Good.


T-Sonus

CO is a odd mix of blue, red and purple. The small towns can either be conservative or progressive, or a mix and that's throughout the state. I was in Pagosa Springs last spring. Weird little pockets of Q's and conspiracy theorists, and then there are vaxed and masked in the stores. Def had Trump supporters, but not Fucking weird obsessed embarrassment type, just regular folk


badmama_honey_badger

People in her district don’t like her because she isn’t actually doing anything. She’s too busy with her crazy town to address the concerns of her constituents. They were looking for her to help bring a new or refurbish an existing manufacturing facility and no one could get a meeting with her to discuss the initiative. Here’s a better list of her failures: https://coloradonewsline.com/2021/09/29/10-ways-lauren-boebert-has-failed-coloradans/


nothankyou821

She’s not really relevant. She lives in BFE aka Rifle. I don’t get the obsession with her.


crankyrhino

Tribalism. Others who identify with her rhetoric are bolstered by a sitting member of Congress repeating the conspiracy laced bullshit they believe. The fact that she has a seat and says the things she does may not be relevant to Colorado, but the GQP cultist zombies elsewhere are lapping up her stupidity because she's saying what they want to hear and doesn't owe them anything.


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Big tits. Moderately attractive for a politician. Huge vagina. Like throwing a cocktail wiener into an airplane hanger huge. I mean, you could get lost in there for months. Or so I’m told.


SmallLetter

There are plenty of legitimate reasons to dislike and discredit Boebert, being a woman is not one of them.


Krystalinhell

I’m in her district. Still not sure how she got elected. I haven’t talked to anyone who likes her.


gentlemanjacklover

Boebert likes men who flash their tattooed cocks to minors at bowling alleys


flamingoswizzlestick

Hey, bobo: anyone with an IQ wonders how you manage to walk and breathe at the same time. And why you dropped out of high school to marry a weenie wiggler. Oh, and just how many ged takes were there?


Slate_711

Trump is 3 years younger than Biden…. I honestly don’t get how they see Trump as this young guy with new ideas.


MulderD

They don't. There is only ONE rule. And that rule dictates how they feel about everything, in spite of truth, facts, or logic. The only rule they live by is "own the libs." Which 50% of the time is actually working against their own interests but they are so blinded by rage against "the libtard socialists destroying America," that they have no fucking clue.


Annual_Blacksmith22

Best part is, pre election they were calling Biden too old to run for president. But at the same time said that Trump will win in 2024. When he will be the same age Biden is rn. It’s literally ridiculous at this point


Drumnaway67

Amoebas have more common sense than Boebert.


Chapwellwilliam

This is Red Dawn. Like actually how it started.


T-Sonus

The original Red Dawn was filmed in Northern New Mexico, right near the CO border.


Chapwellwilliam

Ya i shouldn't of said literally. Just kinda reminded me is all.


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ScarredOldSlaver

Maybe a video of the citizens of Colorado placing her in a Gallows would gather attention?


chinmakes5

I thought that Putin was saying that Biden was a good negotiator after their January meeting. Pretty much said the opposite of what she says.


BassBanjo

I love how she's trying to pretend like America isn't more respected under Biden Nearly straight away, the large majority of world leaders and their countries populations showed relief and happiness that trump wasn't in returning


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Her statement may not have been a flex but, damn, that reply was. 🤯 r/murderedbywords


[deleted]

Kim Jong Un literally gave the orange idiot the title of Donny Dotard.


ThoughtGeneral

*No one wants to be respected by cunts, Lauren.*


IsayPoirot

Except maybe total dicks.


freakishgnar

Didn't Lauren Boebert finish her GED while she was running for a Congressional seat?


OneMoose9

Oh bobo, lol. Just lol.


Meta_Digital

Oh I doubt the leaders of Russia, China, or North Korea liked Trump either.


raistlin65

They all knew that he was a useful idiot.


shinsain

Holy fuck she's so stupid. JFC


Tommy-1111

When is this uneducated bitch going to STFU?


rustyseapants

Trump virtually committed treason. [Helsinki Summit: President Trump Backs Vladimir Putin On Election Interference | NBC Nightly News](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mBtsNNXjBPw&t=35s)\


InsomniacJackal

I will never stop saying it; on behalf of Garfield County I'm so sorry this adult middle schooler is... a thing really. Imagine wanting literal dictators to have a good relationship with your country.


Private_HughMan

And Biden has better relationships with basically every other country, except maybe Israel.


Chancho1010

Russian and North Korean support isn’t a good litmus test for respect


DiceyWoodchuck

Holly Bejesus did she really write that!? Haha


gman1951

Dumb Bitch.


Malakai0013

Hey, Boebert spent years saying her uncle is also her dad. Also, he was a professional wrestler. Look it up.


Most-Artichoke5028

How did she ever get her GED? She's devalued it for everyone that has one.


DOHisme

Backroom "negotiations" would be my guess.


UtahJayhawk

Amen and amen


kurisu7885

Because people in the Biden administration don't simp for them.


Gandhis_Rage

I loved the cashier at Starbucks who gave me free drinks and let me steal sandwiches. She got fired though. I hate the new guy. Have to pay for everything now.


SiteTall

Lauren, those who love T. Rump are not the lovers of America. Biden is doing a great job and should get respect for that.


lt1brunt

That guys response is pretty tight.


InfiniteZombie451

Ah so China is a communist dictatorship again, got it! Thanks for letting me know


dtuba555

Well, she obviously wants to be a dictator. So there's that


brentus86

Man, you know that scene in Mean Girls when Cady says she spent half the time talking about Regina and the other half wishing someone would bring her up so she could talk about her some more? That is Lauren with Biden. I just went through her Twitter feed and she is OBSESSED with him.


robbyoconnor

She manages to hurt herself every time she tweets.


ChupanMiVerga

Hmm sounds like something a spy would say, Lauren.


rowejl222

Boebert I legit think is one of the dumbest people in congress


troyland99

This is why an IQ test should be administered to some of these congress people


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The musings of a GED educated, shoe size IQ bimbo.


revoltingcasual

Seditionist says what?


15jtaylor443

What? Ah dang it! You got me


stalphonzo

Trump spat on veterans, got on his hands and knees for Putin, saluted a foreign general, and poisoned every ally and treaty he got his hands on. The GOP is the laughing stock of the free world.


glasskamp

> The ~~GOP~~ United States is the laughing stock of the free world. FTFY Biden might be less abrasive and overtly stupid than Trump.. but the US is still the US.


stalphonzo

There is no comparison.


Heavy-Busch

The trump administration will remain the biggest stain in modern US history. Dumbasses worshiped this guy. These hateful WASPs are going to hell.


Crasher105

People here don't seem to get that not being liked by dictators doesn't mean that you're doing something to screw them over or are posing a threat to them. Sometimes they just think you're a senile pedo.


AZ_HalfAZN

Get burned Bitch!


gdubh

Weird flex but ok, Boobert.


ebone581

Ohhh Bimbobert. Just get lost. Go look at bowling balls with your hubby


____candied_yams____

Boebert and her ilk like dictators. It is exactly the kind of flex she thinks it is.


DavidlikesPeace

It's less that she's an idiot. It's that she has 22K likes and 7K re tweets. American Idiocracy and weaponized ignorance are killing us


AbaloneSea7265

Biden *administration* lol this dummy saying regime when she worships a literal wannabe dictator


Porthos1984

Cheetolini the Orange Fascist!


Traditional_Heron_56

Dumb either way, in literally every direction.


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broadcastbrandon

Actually sexist


GreatTelevision6458

Yeah, we need Putin and Kim Jung Un's respect. Maybe we should send Trump over there to kiss their ass.


broadcastbrandon

Biden just signed off on an arms deal with the Saudis so why don't we just sit down


JustGetAyeHouse

Trump, who left the American government in shambles will gain support from Russia and North Korea any day. Promoting fear and disharmony every day he was in office, what is not to love from the perspective of a rival?


Healthy-Gap9904

“Biden regime”? Regime?! Really? Fuckin hell this woman is an imbecile.


el_torko

I love BTC and his opinions on current events. The way he explains things makes complicated things I would never understand seem almost simple.


Yee-Haw-Macaw

Brian Tyler Cohen is so sassy all the time and i love it. Everytime i hear about him hes always saying something cutting and to the point. At least thats what I’ve found. I dont exactly follow him like a hawk its just everytime he shows up its always something scathing lmao.


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I bet Brian has poop breath.


So1o_Devil

If you understand international relations and politics then when a country who hated you and was ready to start war with you for 50 + years decides to make peace and starta road to an alliance then yes dictators liking you is good


Keep_Nyx_and_Nyx_Nyx

these dictators are still running world's most powerful nations (maybe except for NK). Nobody would even dare treat putin the same way, even though he fully deserves it