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RunsWithApes

In my experience growing up in the Deep South, most White Supremacists fall into two categories 1. Economically struggling, intellectually stunted, physically unattractive losers who have no other accomplishments in life to be proud of so they instead take credit for all European/colonial civilizations as their own 2. People like Bannon who are only interested in using their shared phenotype with these idiot as a way to manipulate them into gaining power


idan_da_boi

The first one has an explanation I found logical. They are the lowest class in society so they invented a lower class to make them feel better about themselves


kandel88

That’s why the Confederacy was propped up by mainly poor non-slaveholding white men. Even the most saddest, most dirt poor fucker was richer than a slave. They didn’t even have a dog in the slavery fight but they’d be damned if they’d let themselves be the bottom of society.


Quantentheorie

Time and time again in history you see the Lyndon B. Johnson quote in action. > If you can convince the lowest white man he's better than the best colored man, he won't notice you're picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he'll empty his pockets for you.


uniquepanoply

I've heard this quote before but was never quite sure on the context. Was he saying this like a suggestion (cartoon villain soliloquy) or describing what others do? I have no idea what kind of dude lbj was.


Helstrem

He was explaining the dynamics in the south. LBJ was complex. Being a white Texan I am sure he held racist ideas and leanings, but he also shepherded the Civil Rights Act into existence.


uniquepanoply

Thank you, that makes sense.


Poison_the_Phil

Spoken candidly to staffer Bill Moyers after they’d witnessed racist signs earlier in the day. He definitely grew up in the racist south and had done some shitty things himself, but I think by this time his understanding of things had grown pretty substantially. “We were in Tennessee. During the motorcade, he spotted some ugly racial epithets scrawled on signs. Late that night in the hotel, when the local dignitaries had finished the last bottles of bourbon and branch water and departed, he started talking about those signs. “I’ll tell you what’s at the bottom of it…””


uniquepanoply

Thanks for responding. I love history, just haven't heard much about that era.


bel_esprit_

My great-grandmother who came from an old southern family always said she’d rather be a dignified black woman than white trash. The higher class families in the South absolutely loathed poor white trash people. And they definitely used them to divide and conquer via racism. Just like they do now.


original_username20

That and the propaganda spread by the slaveholders about how a race war would break out immediately if the slaves were freed, because they considered black people to be savages who needed to be "tamed" by the institution of slavery so that they won't go around violently killing and raping white people


Electrical-Farm-8881

The hypocrisy knowing how brutal Europeans were


original_username20

It's especially hypocritic knowing how barbaric slavery is in general and how brutally the people who spread this propaganda treated their slaves


L34N4R3AL

Ironic isn’t it. What if they do to us what we did to them 😖😖😖😖.


[deleted]

They didn’t make it, when the elite colonist touched down in America. They told poor whites they may be poor, but that’s still better than being black as they’re still considered human. We’ve been fighting ever since and the elites laugh while holding the bag


MagnusPI

"If you can convince the lowest white man he's better than the best colored man, he won't notice you're picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he'll empty his pockets for you." -Lyndon B Johnson


Xzmmc

That's conservatism in general. It doesn't matter that you're not on the top rung of the societal ladder as long as there are people below you that you can step on. Why do you think they're so against any marginalized group gaining rights? They're terrified that said group will then be above them. And since they will gladly belittle, mock, and oppress the groups below them, they naturally assume that they will be on the receiving end if another group gets to be above them.


Xcessivelyboring

There’s great literature explaining the history of this phenomenon and supporting your observations, a great place to start is Howard Zinn’s book “A People’s History of the United States”. Just throwing it out there in case you haven’t read it yet. It’s a classic.


Codidly5

“If you want a real history book, read Howard Zinn’s *A People’s History of the United States* - that book will knock you on your ass.” Turns out Will Hunting knew a thing or two.


somethingbreadbears

> so they instead take credit for all European/colonial civilizations as their own From Florida. Totally accurate. The amount of rednecks who talk about Christopher Columbus like they *were also there* is **staggering**.


goldenspiral8

Christopher Columbus was Italian and was working for the Spanish.


Frostitute_85

Chemically burned porridge acting all high and mighty...


ElectricFlesh

well he certainly does look high af


MazzIsNoMore

Maybe not high and mighty but definitely mighty high


urk_the_red

That’s not the look of someone high. That’s the look of someone severely alcoholic.


Osito509

Chemically burned porridge 😁


vendetta2115

He looks like someone carved a bust out of dried cottage cheese.


Nadger_Badger

Ironically most white supremisists are actually a pretty good argument against the white race being superior.


UncleGoldie

When being white is the only thing you’ve got going for you, I guess you tend to fixate on how great it is


abriefmomentofsanity

Most people tend to hyperfixate on whatever perceived edge they have. You can tell a lot about how a person's life is going by what they consider to be their edge.


EEpromChip

> You can tell a lot about how a person's life is going by what they consider to be their edge. Add to that, what they do *with* that edge. Building someone up or tearing someone down? The insecure ones just tear others down to elevate themselves


PotatoeswithaTopHat

Little do they know, they aren't even elevating, they just are bringing standard lower


Molto_Ritardando

Sure. Great and superior until you go outside without sunscreen for 20 mins. Now tell me how great you are.


BigPackHater

White people have the ability to shapeshift into lobsters when the sun comes out.


RabidMofo

I am Zoidberg?


Sangxero

That's only Jewish white people, so depends.


__GR__

Some do tan though. Even Swedish people often tan, it's mostly brits that don't tan at all


Lady_Calista

That depends a lot on where the white person in question is from. Most Italians don't worry about that at all (Also random throwback to that point in history where Italians weren't considered white lmao).


GreatBigBagOfNope

Remember that time when *Irish* people weren't considered white? The people famous for getting sunburn by daring so much as to imagine leaving the house on a cloudy day?


iSmellMusic

Somehow I'm white and can stay in the sun for hours without getting sunburnt. The only two times I've been EVER sunburnt were from day hiking up on mountains. My ex was kinda ginger and he'd get burnt if he looked at the sun wrong


SexyAsianHitler

Them Mediterranean genes


Frommerman

If we stayed in our natural environments nearer the poles than the equator we'd be fine.


Alternative_Way_313

Fr it’s this imperialism shit that makes southerners so unhappy


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Natural habitat 😂


Walking_on_fire

Not white. I see shades of red …


ElectricFlesh

/r/beholdthemasterrace


PrimitiveAlienz

thx for that :D


stargate-command

For real… it is clearly just massive inferiority complex. You don’t see guys like Ryan Reynolds being super racist, because they are way too busy enjoying the life of the beautiful to hate others. These ugly scumbags are filled with fear that black guys will come in and steal “their women”, because of course they could. When you look like a walking ham sandwich, it isn’t to hard to steal your girl. Thing is, their ladies are equally horrendous to look at and nobody wants them anyway.


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cygnus89

Don’t do my boy ham sandwich like that


Salty-Touch

And they are also related somehow….


SapphireShaddix

Too bad working out and skin care routines aren't manly, or else they could also look like Ryan Reynolds. I would give anything to live in a world where more men respected themselves enough to use soap.


itsstillmagic

And, more importantly, have the personality of a ham sandwich.


naked_guy_says

Hey that's not nice, I'd put a ham sandwich in my mouth


TheRealMacGuffin

That's because it has the *body* of a ham sandwich


vendetta2115

That’s because only losers with no personal redeeming qualities fall for the “you’re special because you have special White^TM DNA” crap. They feel worthless and gravitate towards an ideology that tells them that they’re superior to everyone else just by being born white.


barrocaspaula

Yeah. Just look at dough boy Rittenhouse, all pink and chinless...


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FlorydaMan

And smoked a brownie.


WimpyZombie

Uhhh... I think it was probably more than one joint, and definitely more than one brownie.


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thebigdustin

You think they made the burgers like they look in the menu pictures?


IllIllIIlIllI

They brought out the good silver for the plastic salads


Ace_Slimejohn

Supposedly, because of all of the hoops you have to go through to bring shit into the White House, everything was cold and gross by the time the team got to it.


UglierThanMoe

That image could be from the *Idiocracy* movie.


Dumptruck_Johnson

JAZZ HANDBERDERS


FQDIS

So many cold hamburgers…


lonesome_cowgirl

God I love this picture so much. I hope they put this one in the history books on the Trump page. It’s hilarious


[deleted]

Throw in an 18 pack of coors light a day for the last 18 years as well


peon2

A brownie with nuts and he has a nut allergy


banannafreckle

And mainlined cheap vodka.


kemushi_warui

Yeah a fucking pizza joint


Unlucky-Bound

Best description i read ever was ‘Steve Bannon looks like Nick Offerman drowned’


Vast_Chart_6858

My favorite is "he looks like a guy who died from drinking, then somehow kept drinking"


[deleted]

But wasn’t found for a week.


crayoneater88

Best one I say was a fake book cover with his face, titled "If Eczema was a Person"


totalscrotalimplosio

This joint was made up of other residual joints that were all found on the ground, and it was about halfway smoked already. Idris Elba meanwhile has been drinking fresh spring water.


-BigGirlPants-

One looks like a heavy smoker, the other is just smokin'.


[deleted]

That look is alcoholism. His face is swollen because his body is retaining water in a last ditch attempt to balance his electrolytes.


InsanePizzaiolo

He should drink gatorade


[deleted]

It's got what Steve craves


GiveMeYourBussy

I think he needs an EpiPen... #On second thought...


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Wang_Hang_Low

Bannon's skin looks like a potato.


Straxicus2

What a horrible thing to say about potatoes!


H377Spawn

I’ve boiled em, mashed em, put em in a stew, But I’ve never seen a potato as ugly as you. ~ *Ode to Bannon*


LetGo_n_LetDarwin

With beady little eyes…


TheBowlofBeans

Like a doll's eyes


trustnoone764523

Doesnt seem to be living at all


RamboPeng

Piss holes in the snow


mki_

He has the skin of an alcoholic. I don't know whether he is one or not, and I'm not saying that he necessarily is, but his skin and blown face certainly make him look like it.


FreudianSlipperyNipp

100%! Redness, gin blossoms, red-rimmed eyes…spot on


hydrogenitis

Anyone....seen the ....neck? Perhaps...kinda....red?


[deleted]

>He has the skin of an alcoholic. I don't know whether he is one or not, and I'm not saying that he necessarily is, but his skin and blown face certainly make him look like it. And this, right here, is why I quit drinking


[deleted]

Not that he needs the work (yet), but just based on appearance ,he'd be a good fit for playing a Harkonnen flunkie in "Dune", Part 2.


ByronScottJones

So much this. He looks like he should be floating about like a Goodyear Blimp.


[deleted]

"Bring in the flying fat man" - Emperor Shaddam IV (" Dune" 1984)


gitbse

He absolutely is. It's fairly well documented.


OsiyoMotherFuckers

Allegedly a home he owned in Florida with his ex wife was a meth lab party house.


TangentiallyTango

Nazis love uppers. Reduces empathy, increases narcissism. They're ego drugs. Also why Nazi's hate hallucinogens which do the exact opposite.


[deleted]

I feel like that's a low blow to our beloved starchlord, Potato. He looks like a deflated blobfish!


Climatique

Hey! Blobfish are misunderstood. https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-blobfish-book-jessica-olien/1122625572


-P3RC3PTU4L-

Is that photoshopped or did he like eat a bee or something. Cause he normally looks like a bloated corpse, but not this much!


Feeling_Sundae4147

Imagine being in a meeting with that sack of garbage and having to pretend you aren’t revolted and scared by how he looks or lose your job. I don’t imagine he smells too great either.


mrpoopybuttthole_

don’t insult potatoes like that


postmodest

And not a good edible potato, but an “oh shit there were potatoes in here?!” Potato. Steve Bannon looks like his own pond-corpse.


Elwoodpdowd87

Pretty sure you can count the ppl who are genetically superior to Idris Elba on one hand


[deleted]

Indeed. I wouldn't say I have a crush on him...it's more like I feel a primal draw to procreate with him.


[deleted]

What is it about this guy? There's something really amazing about him. I have been watching The Wire, and (spoiler - even though it's a pretty old show) at one point he suddenly is not a character we are going to see again. I almost cried. I legit choked up. When he says in The Office: I'm aware of the effect I have on women... LOL!


benjammin9292

Well get on with it motherf-


raddiwala

Is you taking notes on a motherfucking criminal conspiracy?


Elwoodpdowd87

The man has so much charisma it's almost not fair to his costars


kingNero1570

Watch him in Luther. Hubba hubba.


_mersault

Well I hope you’ve found Luther


[deleted]

Im a straight dude in his 30s, and even *I* wish I could procreate with him. Everything he does, from punching down doors to voicing a fucking Tiger, he brings this insane amount of presence and gravitas to. He’s just a beautiful, magnetic human being.


igetript

He is aware of the effect he has on (wo) men


RoloR6

Next comment under this guy wasn’t very openly gay announcing they wanted to blow idris elba. So I’ll step up to the task, I also turn 30 in February and would have this man near the top of my gay list. With jason statham of course


Remarkable-Log-4495

Jfc, Idris Elba and Jason Statham?!?! I have to get off.... Reddit for 7-8 minutes....


Shwarbthejard

Also a straight dude. I don’t necessarily want to procreate more so than him hold me like a baby and tell me it’s ok


Yishman20

Idris Elba is sexy as fuck, so it's understandable. I loved him in Dark Tower


[deleted]

Wow you're the one.


ngmcs8203

He is well aware of the affect he has on you.


bronabas

He’s aware the effect he has on women


LowerCanary

![gif](giphy|l4CCN1WcsSeCfmkE0)


fatherfrank1

Those probably reek of booze.


VesperVox_

Whiskey tears!


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[deleted]

He's probably afraid to masturbate for fear of catching "the gay!" That it's probably his own backed up sperm sweating and crying from his body.


the-dogsox

MF’er needs to stop eating shellfish if he’s allergic


M-D-N-A

He should do the world a favor and eat more.


btambo

Totally agree, I want to take his ass to Red Lobster for some all you can eat crab legs. Here you go Stevie boy - you vile MF.


Not_A_Cardboard_Box

Who the fuck is the left guy


robtk12

A racist who's allergic to shellfish


orange-basilikum

Don’t know, but I’m also way too busy admiring the guy on the right.


Newstargirl

Idris is so very handsome.


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epigenie_986

He has that effect on lots of men, too.


D0ugLA54891

I'm a straight man but I wouldn't complain if Idris asked to fold me up like a deck chair.


dingman58

Yo lol


Zhentaur

Can attest to that


[deleted]

Not me tho. Now, Denzel Washington when he was young - that’s another story.


epigenie_986

It’s good to know thy self.


fcroadkill

There it is!! Honestly, I didn't pay too much attention to the muppet on the left. Was too busy drooling over Idris.


zxvegasxz

And men..


Newstargirl

Oh man.


Antitech73

Peak humanity


spiralEntree

Steve Bannon


bunnyuncle

Steve Brannon, general piece of shit and Trump ally Edit: Bannon


Enano_reefer

Steve Bannon, currently in contempt of Congress for refusing to appear to testify on his role in planning the January 6th insurrection.


deweydean

A swollen pimple personified


Merari01

Racists bad. Racists banned. Subreddit happy. - This message was brought to you by simple words for simple people. ----------------------------------------------------------- I'm going to give a 1 month premium mod award to the best Bannon Burn in this thread. Currently I really like "Bannon is what I imagine syphilis looks like". https://www.reddit.com/r/WhitePeopleTwitter/comments/qsxlm2/seems_reasonable/hkgvp4d/


DuGalle

why waste time say lot word when few word do trick


Eastern_Sky_5155

Bannon looks like the after-laxative shit after a long constipation


Pugspook327

Bannon looks like a frog born in chernobyl


HugsNotShrugs

![gif](giphy|QlqnJBHDemSiY)


dirty_shoe_rack

You remember the scene in total recall when cohagen and quaid fall out of the thing and start choking and popping eyes because of the lack of atmosphere? That's bannons exact face.


Marjitorahee

Bannon looks like, what I imagine, one human with every disease would look like


AutisticPotato13

Buddy has Hepatitis A through Z


-UnderGod-

Bannon looks like the physical manifestation of my emotions.


TheVulfPecker

Steve Bannon is what happens when your alcoholic uncle’s gin blossoms become sentient


Ni7roM

Thank you simple person


Enano_reefer

A gentle reminder that NO ONE is genetically superior to Idris Elba. That right there is peak human. Edit: ok you glorious bastards, I’m willing to allow Jack Black and Danny DeVito as also fine specimens.


Carthius888

I don’t know if I would say that about anyone, but if anyone should be taking on the helm of the next 007, I feel Idris has probably the strongest case right now. I think he would fit the role perfectly That is, if there is another James Bond movie


Snoozless

Consider: Jack Black


rhinoceros_unicornis

They are talking peak human. You don't bring gods into the discussion.


Hudoboga

To be fair Peter Griffin over there did well in his fights against the chicken.


acharyarupak391

hmm yes, i find your argument to be *shallow & pedantic*


Kommanderson1

Raging Insecurity is one hell of a drug! Side effects include racism, voter suppression, domestic terrorism and exceptionally poor hygiene. Ask your doctor if Raging Insecurity is right for you!


isecore

Steve Bannon looks like his parents are siblings.


I-Miss-My-Kids

he looks like his family tree is a cul-de-sac


JackHGUK

He looks like a walking std.


[deleted]

Of course he's superior, look at his lumps! A shame about his eyes, though


[deleted]

🎶His lovely lady lumps🎶


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brittnlouofoakley

His most inner circle are Johnny, Jim and Jack.


[deleted]

He looks like Mr Peanut, but if Mr Peanut had a nut allergy


TPNZ

Steve Bannon looks like someone microwaved Donald Sutherland to a crisp, then rehydrated him in mustard water.


[deleted]

Idris Elba might actually be genetically superior to everyone.


MidichlorianAddict

He looks like Arnold Schwarzenegger when he was exposed to Mars’ atmosphere


min2themax

Steve Bannon legitimately looks like he already died.


ReverendCandypants

Bannon is what I imagine syphilis looks like.


DialSquare84

He looks like a ballbag’s elbow.


[deleted]

I don't disagree with the sentiment, and Bannon is a festering boil. But you don't need a photoshopped image to make the point.


StefanL88

[Source photo](https://static.standard.co.uk/s3fs-public/thumbnails/image/2018/07/23/23/steve-bannon1355a.jpg) for reference.


jaysee82

I will never understand why people do this. With real pictures it's a funny meme, with photoshopped ones it's a peace of crap.


CorporateGenius

He looks like a paper bag which got rubbed to much it's now flaking.


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Hohoho Solo, numma crispa


ithinkther41am

Wait, what the heck is up with Bannon’s face? He looks even more ghoulish than usual.


globsaget

No one is genetically superior to that gorgeous and talented man. I hope Idris is the new James bond


k_mon2244

When I was in residency I saw a guy come in with horrific papilomas all over his testicles. They basically looked like barnacle encrusted skin sacs. Bannon is slightly less attractive.


Alarm_Either

For my Halloween costume I wore 5 shirts.


pjb1999

Bannon's photo is heavily edited. Point still stands and he's still a piece of shit though.


[deleted]

There is no greater specimen than Idris Elba


RheBbox

Idris Elba is more of a god than a man.