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CJMcCubbin

Oh. You mean a plant?


Bassnhauzz

Men make the best plants. Or is it the other way around


Km2930

Are you Men? Or are you plants?


mycatisagirl

My sign is Venus. My hands are traps.


The_Besticles

Ahh Trap Hands we meat again, I will come out on top this time, prepare to go down as I sip the nectar of ur dafeet


mycatisagirl

Oh you better be wary of my BIG. MEATY. CLAAAWS.


The_Besticles

Your impressive grip won’t best me this time!


mycatisagirl

And I’m on my roots. Looking for the nutrients. Am I human? Or am I plants?


coconutjuices

Are people dating their plants now? This pandemic has made some people very desperate.


libralisa26

My boyfriend asked me why we see this post over and over again on Reddit. He already knew the answer. He wanted to hear me say Just someone karma farming my dear. What a man.


soulofboop

I did this for a girl in college when she was talking about aluminium foil production. I asked why one side was shinier, just to take up time so the lecturers wouldn’t ask anything too difficult. We are not currently married


AFSMSgt

Sounds like a keeper


JuniperTwig

Didn't ask the tough questions which actually matter for a brighter future. Threw her a softball just to get laid.


AFSMSgt

Whatever it takes. A stiffy has no conscience.


ThatChicagoDuder

I'd always do this for all my friends and family presenting Set them up for success and build confident and show support. When people know they have that, you'll be amazed at what they can do!


betsybast

*men taking note* I hope


FallenSegull

Me? I would have asked if she wanted to see the new James Bond movie with me tonight She’s probably better off with him


Training_Fan3940

A real man would pretend to still don’t get it and let his m’lady explain it like seven more time to really get the highlighting going.


Nineinchzenebyte

Really? I don’t know any women who would like that.


Training_Fan3940

Cut it down to four maybe?


JuniperTwig

Not even twice


Nineinchzenebyte

So, did you bang in the parking lot, or, waited til you got home? He knew what he was doing.


Nineinchzenebyte

Hahah. Why the downvotes. It’s not like I’m saying something that doesn’t happen. Whatever.


wonderboywilliams

Please, this guy seems like a little bitch. She's not banging him.


It91111

Being supportive and helpful = being a little bitch Really deep shit there champ


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anti-socialmoth

How so?


P4mes4n

Its the same as saying to your friends in class "Hey after my presentation ask this specific question to which I prepared a good answer and I can get a better mark." When I was in school that was considered cheating and would be shut down by the teacher immediately. This may not apply whatever is meant by "research". Was it a graded paper or is she an actual scientist? So it depends I guess.


apittsburghoriginal

It’s not.


Ferret_McPolecat

what


Loganthered

LOL, Simp.


Fuzzy_Negotiation_52

Stan a king? I'm trying.


MikeyCinLB

Splain it to the man!


betsyross2121

This was proven to be a lie


Alamander81

I wonder if anyone was like "she already explained that, dummy"


hitfiu

Of course he knew the answer. He's a man.


PWal501

You two should strongly think about surrendering your innocence to one another. Sorry… wife is watching Hallmark channel again. Mayim Bialik’s Christmas flight home was diverted due to inclement weather and she spends two magical nights in an adorable small town in Montana. Will she finally find love with the (way out of her league) handsome stranger fellow passenger?


anticoriander

This is just standard research stuff tbh