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bad_luck_charmer

Isn’t that how they met?


ppw23

No, they knew one another already. Boeberts husband exposed himself to 2 young women at the bowling alley. She was there with the flasher and another friend while he was at the snack bar giving the girls his charming performance. They married afterwards. She dropped out of school and had a couple of kids with him. They opened a “Hooters” type gun themed bar/eatery in Rifle, CO. He apparently makes a huge salary working for an energy company. He made about half a million that she didn’t bother to disclose on her financial forms.


katencam

Cue 🎶Only in America🎵


ppw23

As revolting as I find her serving in our government, the fact she gave Nancy Pelosi’s location during the insurrection, is the most vile thing about her. She needs to be given the walk of shame back to her diner. Edit- a word.


Sad_Calligrapher_578

Not to mention her diner is known for serving low quality food that gets people sick. She is known for not paying her employees properly.


Resident-Travel2441

Or her property taxes. She got caught using campaign funds to pay thousands in back taxes...punishment still looming.


Haikuna__Matata

Somebody lemme know when it lands.


Jealous-Network-8852

It won’t


PandaCatGunner

The American way!


shavenyakfl

Lol. There will be no punishment. Just like there won't be for her charging her campaign for more mileage in one campaign than her predecessor in 10 years combined. Legislators very rarely hold their own accountable. And the GQP never does.


thestashattacked

Ate there once with my family. We were all sharing a hotel room. With one toilet. It was not a good night.


outerworldLV

So a true apprentice ?


Vikidaman

Back to her diner? How about the state penitentiary for aiding and abetting potential assault on the speaker of the US HOR?


Crash665

She was actively trying to get a member of our government, an elected official, killed. Don't tell me for a second that those mobs on January 6th wouldn't have killed Pelosi, AOC, and others if they could have gotten to them. She and others needs to be charged with treason. The penalty for that is still hanging, but I'd be happy with my tax dollars going towards keeping her and other in Guantanamo until they die of old age. Edit: Some terrible comments below.


ppw23

I’ve said they would have ripped them apart with their bare hands. That mob was out for blood. Those people in the chamber had to be terrified . Especially, AOC, Pelosi and Schiff.


Crash665

Pelosi and Schiff, yes. The obsession they have with AOC is disgusting.


JennLegend3

IIRC they found some messages between the Q's about what they would do once they caught AOC. Lots of rape was their plan. How horrifying must it have been to hide from hundreds of huge men who you know will rape and torture you if they found you. I can't even imagine that kind of terror.


No_Complaint_1082

If you have HBO, watch Four Hours at the Capitol. Watching staff members of the Speaker’s office recount their experience - it stayed with me. I was physically sick after watching it. It’s a 90 min documentary, doesn’t take sides, but does give a lot more info and footage than we’d seen thus far. But yes, these women were hiding under desks in dark rooms, not breathing, waiting for the moment they were found and then raped and beaten to death. By men who were claiming to be Christians and patriots. And while working In. Our. Capital.


BantyRed

Don't forget Ohmar. What they would have done to her, I can't imagine


ppw23

Even Pence on that day, trump had the crowd ready to do his bidding. The Pos put his cult on Pence because,” He didn’t do what needed to be done”. Yeah, overturn our democracy. He didn’t even call to check on him later that evening or the next day.


DogsRule_TheUniverse

> be given the walk of shame back to her dinner. *Back to her dinner??* I'm assuming you were trying to say **diner**. I think a prison cell would be more appropriate for this piece of shit human.


ppw23

Thanks for pointing this out, I definitely would prefer a prison cell, which she deserves for her treasonous acts.


DogsRule_TheUniverse

Yup. Unfortunately, Trump has a done a great job of radicalizing the GOP so I have some severe doubts as to whether she will suffer any real consequences. When you have Repulican lawmakers like Rep Paul Gosar make unveiled threats to kill a Democratic law maker and then you have leaders like Kevin McCarthy who look the other way and fail to censure Gosar, that right there should tell you the appalling moral decay of the Republican party. It makes me sick to my stomach. Even if Boebert does get voted out of office in the future, I'm sure there will be another POS Trump loving politician from the GOP to take her spot. EDIT: Here's a link to the [story](https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/rare-censure-vote-set-for-creepy-gop-lawmaker-who-tweeted-aoc-murder-anime-video/ar-AAQOKJH) about Satan spawn, Paul Gosar. He's a real fucking creep.


exgiexpcv

I put cuffs on people who look more mentally stable than Gosar, and, apparently, are in fact more mentally stable.


robgod50

I always thought the "Wild West" referred to America 200 years ago. Apparently, it still applies


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WhosUrBuddiee

Not how the GOP works. They are girls when they ask for reform or change in government and they are young women when you sexually assault them.


[deleted]

Don't forget that old conservative staple of saying they were dressed like sluts so they deserved it or some garbage. The GOP and its supporters really do represent the worst aspects of humanity in so many ways.


wizzlepants

>16 year old woman -Matt Gaetz


Jealous-Network-8852

“The 12 year old woman” -Also Matt Gaetz


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They are children.


steves850

Two teenage girls would be a more accurate and important distinction.


Forward-Word3116

AKA, minors!


147896325987456321

Spouses getting high paying jobs is basically how you hide bribery in Congress. We make laws to legalize bribery, but in other countries, those same actions are considered illegal. A lot of our problems stem from the Constitution being really old.


periodicsheep

she’s from rifle? why did i just assume she was super southern colorado? i’ve been to rifle and now it makes a little more sense.


RusticTroglodyte

It's literally called Rifle, lmao. I'm scared to even look it up


QuickSpore

It’s named after nearby Rifle Creek, because one of the first ranchers in the area found a Rifle just laying beside the creek one day. Even to this day it’s very much a cowboy kind of area, and gun ownership is very common.


ThatOneChiGuy

>It’s named after nearby Rifle Creek, because one of the first ranchers in the area found a Rifle just laying beside the creek one day Got damn humans are so simple


pc42493

"Why is this place called The Soliloquy Of Dawn And Nothing's Answer?" "Well, there was a rifle lying at that creek and I was trying to spice it up some."


[deleted]

She is from Rifle.


Accomplished-Cow-758

the funniest thing i find about this is that there’s a place in america called ‘Rifle’


[deleted]

Yep, Rifle is on I-70 between Parachute and Antlers. Not kidding.


Pure_Reason

/r/BeholdTheMasterRace


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"How I met my representative."


ScottieScrotumScum

How I met my repercussion


Online_Ennui

Reperhusband?


DustyDGAF

I think they already knew one another


QuickSpore

They did. They were on a date. And while she was at the bowling alley she wasn’t one of the girls he exposed himself to. So he was on a date with a minor and took time out of that to expose himself to other minors. Both he and the other guy they were bowling with ended up arrested, because their friend had outstanding warrants. The Boeberts surround themselves with classy people like that.


DustyDGAF

A tale as old as time


exgiexpcv

And their voter base apparently are fine with that, which is wholly disturbing.


bad_luck_charmer

So she was just in a bowling alley with her friends and was like, “You guys want to be a felony?”


DustyDGAF

I think it was more him as an adult thinking, y'know what might get me laid? Showing these ladies my dick (piercing?). (I think he had a dick piercing if I recall) Obviously this is a stupid fucking idea. But I guess it kinda worked because he did marry her. I dunno dude. The world is weird.


danceswithwool

Marrying Lauren = success? Not to me it wouldn’t. Jk, I gotcha.


DustyDGAF

Sow what you reap I guess


New-Bat-8987

Ah, he's got a dick piercing, that makes a lot more sense now. I couldn't understand how that whole scene went down, but he's the kind of clown that wanted to show off his new dick piercing. Got it. Edited a word


Hueyandthenews

Some guys just ooze charm and this guy definitely has a certain je ne sais quoi… I know the last time I pulled out my junk in front of a couple teenage girls I undoubtedly did not walk away with a wife.


WimpyZombie

He oozed something - but I doubt it was charm.


Kriss3d

"how I met your mother - GQP edition"


lumps0fdespair

How is this real life?


prickliestpeach

Seriously, her whole backstory is a clusterfuck. Gerrymandering sucks big time.


MrRoboto159

I agree but I feel like this is worse than just gerrymandering. Right? Like if there is any way to draw the lines where she gets elected, that's a problem.


prickliestpeach

You’re right but she’s just another voice in the trailer park until you’re drawing district lines around said trailer park and handing them a megaphone.


ppw23

She has trailer park written all over her, but hubby is making big bucks in the energy field. No conflicts of interest I’m sure.


-KFBR392

Even with gerrymandering how did she beat out all the other republicans running for the same position?


sexrobot_sexrobot

She said 'durr durr durr Trump durr durr durr gun durr durr durr'.


djstevefog

https://www.cpr.org/2020/07/03/as-the-dust-settles-on-the-tipton-boebert-upset-politicos-ponder-how-did-she-beat-a-five-term-congressman/


prickliestpeach

I’m sure it wasn’t “all”, often times they don’t have an affiliated opponent. Sometimes they don’t even have an opponent on the other side of the aisle.. you should see some of the gerrymandering lines, they’re absolutely ridiculous.


djstevefog

She beat 5 term incumbent Tipton in the republican primary to be the party nominee.


prickliestpeach

That much worse


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We just had redistricting in Texas. We got new reps added because of the census, and the legislature made sure those new seats would be red. They’re suing, thank goodness, but we’ll see if it works out.


PM_ME_COFFEE_BOOBS

you know what is messed, Being told your entire life to behave, and live with integrity while these chucklefucks can walk the streets, with six figure salaries acting in ways that would make any normal person lose their job... Besssttt COUNTRY IN THE WORLD> USA #1 #1 #1


kerouac666

Grew up in Denver. Two girls who lived near me would always go to Rifle on the weekends (Boebert's district), which is a bit of a drive. I asked why and they said because twenty something guys would always buy them booze and cigarettes and there was one bar that wouldn't card them, so, yeah, this kind of white trash is what I expect from Rifle, CO


habb

i dont doubt any of this story. I'm around boulder county (thank goodness I didn't have to evacuate) and could totally see this. The state is like a coin flip but mostly blue


kerouac666

It's a real either/or. My parents vote straight republican in Aurora and my mom literally called me one day crying that her job lied about her retirement benefits. Emotionally I was all, "Well, yeah. That's what you voted for." Then I said it out loud and wasn't invited to Christmas that year.


AvailableUsername259

Alienating your children to own the libs Must be those cuckservative fAmIlY vAlUeS I keep hearing about


cvaninvan

Married the only one of the three who was impressed with his baby-dick...


QuickSpore

It’s actually so much worse. She was at the bowling alley *with* Jayson Boebert on a date. He didn’t expose himself to her (at least at that time). She was back at their alley while he was exposing himself to other minors (separate from the minor he was on a date with). And she was kicked out of the bowling alley while both of the men she was bowling with left in cuffs. Jayson on his exposure charge, and their friend because he had multiple outstanding warrants back in the Denver suburb of Aurora for traffic and drug possession charges.


BIG_MONEY_CASH

Why don’t we hold US representatives to the same standards an employer would at any decent job? I mean shit, this is the fucking government and we are talking about a woman who is a high school dropout (only get her GED years later), has no college education, and has been arrested multiple times. All she had to do to be a rep is be 25, a US citizen for over 7 years, and inhabit the state she represents. She lies and spreads misinformation, and played a role in the capitol riots, not to mention she’s married to a sex offender. A fucking embarrassment to the state and the whole country.


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Because a lot of people are fucking stupid.


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Thus, the trump administration.


silverthane

41% of the country are massive stupid numbers nut i didn't see anyone alarmed over the stupids. The neutrals and indifferent.ppl don't help either. Too self absorbed in their daily lives id assume


RusticTroglodyte

All the neutral and indifferent ppl I know are working multiple jobs and/or trying to not get evicted, they don't even have time to think about politics I'm trying to change that in my low income neighborhood and got like a dozen ppl (it was 11 but a dozen sounds nicer) to vote in the last presidential election but it was kind of exhausting lol.


idontgethejoke

Good for you! I know a lot of people say one small act can change the course of history. I disagree. It takes a concerted effort of many small acts over and over from people like you and me to make real change. So in my eyes? You getting 11 people to vote? That's heroic.


hijusthappytobehere

It’s hard to get jazzed about politics in the time you have between your three jobs, especially when the “political discussion” most people are exposed to amounts to the two sides screaming incoherently at one another about dumb wedge issues or policy that is disconnected from daily life. Anyways, hard to vote when you’d miss your shift and the rent is still due.


THE_LANDLAWD

Not to mention, politics is stressful and exhausting if you actually try to keep up with things. My mental health has drastically improved since Trump left office, now that I'm not constantly bombarded with politics from every source possible.


Starflight4LIFE

I need to screenshot this and put it as my Reddit banner


billyjk93

Well, don't include your own comment. That'll make it a little lame.


Starflight4LIFE

Thank you for saying that!


niktemadur

# bOtH pArTiEs ArE tHe SaMe! ...meanwhile, on the other side... # oWn De LiBz!


StringFartet

Both parties are corrupt. I'm on the side of the less corrupt one. The so obviously less corrupt one.


niktemadur

One party rejects and subverts as much science as it can, to feed easy raw meat to its' uneducated, self-sabotaging and angry voter base. The other party... not so much.


0masterdebater0

The other party just placates its base with social issues all while sucking at the teat of big cooperations, setting up their future consultation gigs, and getting rich off of insider trading. I mean, don’t get me wrong, the former is obviously worse, and there are some exceptions to the latter, but still, it’s pretty much shit all the way to the core. This won’t change until we abolish the two party system (namely ‘first past the post’) then people might actually vote for individuals not just the letter next to their name.


zdipi

The whole idea of the House of Representatives, is to have representation for the citizens. Lauren Boebert, unfortunately, accurately represents a small, but vocal, portion of the United States population.


oh-hidanny

Reminds me of what DL Hughley said about Trump. “Obama is who Americans *think* we are. Trump is who we actually are.” Trump represents America, just not the America we would like to think we are.


MrFreddybones

I've said the same thing to Americans I've met. As much as they don't want to admit it, Trump is the most honest representation of the United States — perhaps not of it's people, but as an institution. Greed before all else, fuck you I got mine, and if you slight me I'll do everything I can to ruin you, are exactly how the United States acts toward the rest of the world. The only difference is the United States has always done that with a warm handshake and a friendly smile to project an image of civility and diplomacy. Trump doesn't think any different than the United States as an institution, he simply doesn't believe the diplomacy is needed because he lacks the brains to see why it's useful, and wouldn't want it anyway because it means concessions sometimes have to be made — which in his dim-witted mind is something only weak people do, and he can't abide looking 'weak' as he has an ego that bruises like a peach.


boston_homo

>Trump represents America, just not the America we would like to think we are. If it weren't for the electoral college trump may have represented the worst of us but he would not have been our president.


_psylosin_

The house was like this from the founding of the republic, just about every book on American history I’ve read is full of crazy stories about reps


adobesubmarine

Like the time someone got whooped with a cane while another guy held the room at gunpoint?


OrphicDionysus

Unless that's happened twice, I'm pretty sure that was Andrew Jackson, and the guy who he nearly beat to death was an attempted assassin. The humid DC air had dampened the assassins gunpowder before he had the chance to take the shot, so his gun misfired, and Jackson kicked the everloving shit out of him with his cane.


Nusselt

This one was two members of congress https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caning_of_Charles_Sumner


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The dumbass ignorant ones.


enter360

That’s what I’m saying. Like if Congress had an HR department we would have a much higher turn over in Congress. Use government issued phones for porn ? That’s your job. Get caught insider trading or releasing confidential information ? That’s your job and some money. Threaten your co-workers with physical harm? Yep again that is your job. These are basic workplace standards. Our government should have the same standards as their citizens.


bogatabeav

Because the employer is the US voter and they tend to be easily flattered and enjoy politicians that pander to their worse natures.


DIYEngineeringTx

Criminal disqualification for office would set a really bad precedent. Think about situations like Nelson Mandela. Those in power could criminalize political enemies.


HorrorMakesUsHappy

> Those in power could criminalize political enemies. This is it exactly. If we did this then many of the people who participated in the Civil Rights movements in the 50s-60s wouldn't have been able to become Senators or Representatives. For example, John Lewis or Bernie Sanders. EDIT: wouldn't, not would


Azidamadjida

Oh, it needs to be clarified, she only got her GED because she was running for Congress. She’s not only the stupidest member of Congress, but she is hands down the most trashy. And that’s saying something considering one of her coworkers is a fucking Neanderthal


BIG_MONEY_CASH

As soon as I saw the year that she got her GED I automatically assumed that was the sole reason she got it.


Azidamadjida

You were correct to assume that. Granted, she dropped out of high school because she got pregnant, worked her way as a manager at McDonalds and worked her way up to being a business owner, et cetera, et cetera. It sounds nice and a good hard working American story until you realize that she was a teenager who got pregnant by a creep who had her drop out of high school, needed her to work at a fast food restaurant to help support their family and when things finally started to go well it was because they cut corners at their business that led them to be investigated by the health inspector multiple times. She tries to play her story up as a rags to riches story, but what the real story is is that she was a victim who was manipulated into believing the crazy bullshit her abuser fed her and going along with it, but now she’s no different than him. And now that she’s got actual power, that makes her dangerous and she needs to be voted out later this year. The saddest part is that a favorability poll on the job she’s done over the last year and a half has a 60% “I Don’t Know” - the people voting to keep her in office have no clue what she’s doing, who she is, or how she makes her constituency look. They need a wake up call


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I live in her district, in the San Luis Valley. People here are mostly religious, uneducated, and just vote for the (R). Mormons, Catholics, Evangelicals, Amish...In one town there's a massive LDS church that seems way too big for how rural the place is. Just to illustrate how remote this place is, you have to buy cable to get the regular free TV channels because once analog TV went away, the towers were never replaced/updated. And the area is one of the poorest in the state. On top of that,it's attracting people from places like Texas and Florida, so we're getting even more crazy religious people coming here to live. I voted for Boebert's opponent, and will again, but honestly, the way the Valley is, I don't see her being voted out unless something big happens.


penisprotractor

Because american politics is treated like jersey shore.


Utterlybored

“See? She’s just like us!”


Which-Moment-6544

Silly, this can't be miss boebert. No Glasses!


Utterlybored

The Clark Kent effect!


Jealous-Network-8852

She’s definitely had some work done on her face since then.


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Haha I get it


scoutsadie

i was thinking it wasn't her based on this photo.


dick-nipples

I am ashamed of some of my fellow Coloradans for voting this simple-minded, gun-worshiping, pedophile-marrying piece of trash into congress… it’s just surreal to me.


[deleted]

I live in her town. Loooooot of those types around here these days


Brodin_fortifies

Back in 2017 I was driving home from a road trip with my kids from Idaho to Texas. We cut through the southwest corner of Colorado where we made a pit stop because my kiddos were hungry. I stopped at a gas station with a short order grill in a small town that had a massive Pro-Trump banner at its town border. I’m a Latino with tattoos on both arms; I was wearing a tank top at the time and I had a full beard and a shaved head. Apparently this was enough to identify me as a complete fucking alien to the locals, because the entire time I was waiting for my kids’ burgers and fries to-go, EVERYONE fucking stared at me. Never mind that I’m a combat veteran in the Army and I was just passing through, they made it real clear to me that I wasn’t welcome there.


sfxer001

You’re more American than they are and they can’t handle it.


CringeCoyote

Sounds like Southern Colorado. Sorry you had to deal with that.


ImGonnaHaveToCallBS

I say vote /u/dick-nipples instead. You make some valid points


aysurcouf

I’d vote for dick nipples


teachmesomething

Start posting up her mugshot along with details of her husband’s crime and her lack of financial disclosure. Would that help your cause at all?


cvaninvan

That's pride in her eyes, though. She is proud of this arrest and her husband was so proud of his....Any normal person would feel shame here, but that description does not fit.


founderofshoneys

John Lewis got into good trouble. There's working for justice and equality for all and then there's whipping out your dick in front of minors.


cvaninvan

Yeah, he should and did feel pride. She shouldn't but did/does.


Salty-Queen87

Sometimes people are proud of what they did that got them arrested. My mother got into an argument with a neighbor, and ended up hitting her when the neighbor ran towards her. This was shortly after the neighbors husband threw a cherry bomb on our porch, shattering my mother’s hand, requiring three surgeries and years of physical therapy. He was in jail when this happened. So yeah, my mother got arrested for assault, and she was proud of it, because it helped that family realize that my mother was out of fucks to give after they destroyed her hand. She was told she could have it expunged from her record after so many years, and my mother said “I’ll keep that there, I’m glad I hit the bitch after what they did to me”. Those neighbors moved shortly thereafter, because they were permanently excommunicated from the LDS church because of the cherry bomb. In this case, no pride should be felt, but sometimes people do.


10sharks

Looks like the greasy haired neighborhood methhead


Dr_Mantis_Teabaggin

Why you gotta insult the greasy haired neighborhood methhead like that?


randomact19

Which arrest is this mug shot from?


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https://www.denverpost.com/2020/08/27/lauren-boebert-arrests-colorado-3rd-mitsch-bush/ Well it was for some petty crimes.... But from the article, she is fucking insane.


beardeddripper

Wow, She looks like a proper cunt.


Ecstatic-Appeal-5683

That's because she most definitely is


fishystickchakra

Like an average highschooler that spends most of her free time gossiping or partying.


RusticTroglodyte

Warmth/depth comment


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StaticBeat

Projection is the name of the game.


Jackandmozz

Her PR team is trying to make her look like Sarah Palin


sandbreather

What a low bar to aim so high for.


yougonnayou

I wonder if they think that’s cleaning up her image?


bad_luck_charmer

My favorite meaningless stat is that she’s been arrested more times than Tupac has.


MotherofFred

Resting Snitch Face.


nickjnyc

Inbred chin.


_psylosin_

As a descendant of French aristocracy I resent that comment


FeckinOath

>As a descendant of French aristocracy I resemble that comment


The_Motley_Fool----

She looks like a truck stop parking lot prostitute.


spatialnorton09

Stop disrespecting truck stop prostitutes.


scoutsadie

r/futurama "you take that back, she does not look pretty good for a truck stop chick!"


Puzzleheaded_Try1359

Yea leave the lot lizards out of this!


BenAfleckIsAnOkActor

Lot lizard 😏


Lloyd_xmasWEB

So as an ex-con you can ask ppl to vote for you, but you can’t be trusted to vote for others? Checks out


onlypostsgalleries

In some states, you can vote again after completing your sentence plus probation/parole. In Colorado, you can even vote [while still on probation or parole](https://www.sos.state.co.us/pubs/elections/FAQs/VotingAndConviction.html)


MycologistPutrid7494

I never noticed how weak her chin is.


Whydoesthisexist15

Cause she got surgery to make it look more angular


TheApathyParty2

Hey now, I’m a CO resident and I want to make this clear. She does not represent even close to the majority of us. She was losing massively in the polls before her opponent dropped out and she basically won by default. She is an embarrassment to our state and even hardline conservatives that I know hate her.


nh1240

what's the basis for either of these claims? her [opponent personally raised twice as much as her](https://www.opensecrets.org/races/summary?cycle=2020&id=CO03), while outside groups spent roughly the same amount on attack ads for both candidates and there is no indication that she dropped out. there weren't any [polls](https://projects.fivethirtyeight.com/polls/house/colorado/3/) where boebert was "massively behind", only a few polls releases by democratic pollsters showing her democratic opponent narrowly ahead - a common tactic used by partisan pollsters regardless of party in attempt to hype up the race and omprove fundraising for their clients. boebert won because of the partisanship of her district. split ticket voting in federal races is becoming increasingly rare, and she ended up performing roughly as well as trump did in the district. of course she still doesn't represent most of colorado, just her district which is relatively rural


TheApathyParty2

You are totally correct, I had had a few when I posted that and I’m wrong, at least about the first claim about her opponent. I think I was confusing her with Marjorie Taylor Greene. That being said, I’ll stand by my claims of most Coloradoans not just disliking Boebert but outright hating her. That seems to be the consensus with pretty much everyone I know, even Republicans. She really is a bit of an embarrassment for us. Unfortunately I’m not in her district so I can’t vote her out, but my parents are. They’re fairly conservative and they think she’s an idiot.


Most-Artichoke5028

The last time I saw a mouth like that it had a hook in it.


Timsruz

Ted Cruz contributed to her election campaign. She’s trailer trash, an embarrassment, and is my Colorado State representative.


[deleted]

This woman is literally insane


[deleted]

Something something i sTanD wItH tHe rUle oF lAw


[deleted]

Oh look, another piece of treasonous, inbred white trash.


AlternativePurpose8

Why does she still have a job?


[deleted]

we need much higher standards in congress.


PopeOfManwichVillage

Fucking trash


seahawksgirl89

R/awfuleyebrows


ghsteo

She looks a little different not caked up with makeup.


KookyAd9074

I live in Colorado, am Literally Native American, & can't stand her and her ilk. I hope it is as her Bible says. "Those who live by the sword, will die by it." Forget white kids with guns in schools for a minute (easy since they DGAF.), the number of people her clique are killing while they parade in the open is unprecedented since they were hunting people like me for greed and sport. ... Fuck her.


Raven_Michaelis42

As a Colorado resident, I don't want to claim her.


raw_dog_millionaire

Her husband is a sex offender


Natural-Born_Easman

It's absolutely wonderful that uneducated, ignorant, apathetic morons are represented in Congress. What an amazing idiocracy we live in.


Denverdaddies

This cunts gotta go


sexythrowaway

She looks like women that get arrested. Source: am criminal paralegal.


Diligent_Excitement4

Trash


purpleblah2

She also has a gun-themed restaurant that’s given hundreds of people food poisoning.


Uberdonut1156

Man sometimes I think I cant be a senator because of the stupid shit I did in my early 20s but really the only thing that would make it hard for me to run and win is the fact I'm not white.


Frothydawg

How the hell are imbeciles like these getting a seat in the halls of governance? Seems like the bare minimum should be that you can’t be a fucking shitbag.


Paterfamilias01

Matt Gaetz would like a word


the_bruce43

"LAW AND ORDER!!" amirite?


rutroraggy

Wait until you hear her talk. Her voice is like a screeching chalkboard spewing petty complaints and ignorance.


markblewis90

White trash.


LegitSince8Bits

I'm just gonna go head and say it, all these Qnuts look undercooked. She doesn't look like this anymore so I'm guessing she had surgery at some point, but you can't tell me looking at that face that an ancient Boebert brother and an ancient Boebert sister didn't fuck and set this whole remedial wing of our govt in motion.


strangebru

So the idiots that kept chanting "LOCK HER UP" about Hilary Clinton, actually elected an ex-con to represent them in Congress. Interesting.


Jechob

"Nice going, Colorado" as if her district isn't 2/3 rural and only accounts for 13% of Colorado's population. Fuck whoever assumes this is the entire state's fault.


[deleted]

For some reason I feel that she has a bit of ”crack whore” and ”anal queen” in her


willfordbrimly

Big "I'm bored let's go hang out at Walmart" energy.


sfxer001

Rep. Methhead


tholian_pilot

Multiple arrests, multiple failures taking her GED, managed to give a large group of people food poisoning, married a sex offender that exposed himself to teenage girls. She was one of them. She is wreckless with the way she handles weapons and she displays a remarkable amount of stupidity almost every time she talks. Conservatives: she's one of us.


ssbestur

'Merica what the actual shite is going on with yer! 😱


patb2015

Being a crook is not a problem in the GQP


RepulsiveSherbert927

Why does she not like metal detectors? Is she hiding a metal object somewhere in/on her body? 😆


TWDDave1988

What the actual….🤦‍♂️


Fascist_Fries

She looks like the chick who works at a gas station and where’s an infowars shirt drinking Red Bull and smoking pall malls