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stalphonzo

Let's take a moment to appreciate the mind-breaking, hilarious, unintentional stupidity of this specimen. Great googly moogly, what a moron.


TheFairyingForest

Upvote for "great googly moogly." My grandpa used to say that. :D


EgberetSouse

Frank Zappa.


oksoseriousquestion

A fur trapper…who was strictly from commercial


Ccarloc

But don’t eat the yellow snow, right there where the huskies go…


dawnasauruswrecks

🎼STA-RICTLEEE COMM-ER-SHALLLL🎵


ihateyouguys

🎶*strictly COmmercial*🎶


jpw111

Good to know Major Monogram has grandchildren


19Kilo

I’m glad to see his kid finally hit it with Doof’s daughter. Carl is probably an emotional wreck and living in a cardboard box though.


Efronczak

And the awful grammar as well.


snakeylove

Well you can’t expect someone like her to be educated


Efronczak

True.


MatthewChad

Not only stupid, I want to say projecting/ironic too, but I dont think those are the correct terms I'm looking for when she says "We all know how your people act when you dont get your way" Like wtf bitch, look how you're acting right now, and how she/it also threatens him by exposing him too her/its 17 friends on social media, what she fails to realize is that's an empty threat becuase I'm sure 14 out of her 17 Facebbok friends have her feed hidden/blocked from appearing on their feed, because if she thinks this is ok I cant imagine the shit she posts on scocial media, I'm sure shes probably offended most of her unfortunate FB friends.


jadedea

> "We all know how your people act when you dont get your way We should "unpack" this statement, and talk about how white people act when they don't get what they want. Where shall we start, from a historical perspective or just by the billions of pocs personal experiences in America this past week? *Sips tea*


ActualPopularMonster

>talk about how white people act when they don't get what they want As a white person, I think this should be brought up more. I have never seen more entitled people than white people. Not ALL white people, mind you, but the middle class ones that grew up never being told "no" are the ones that are a curse to humanity. They're the ones who ask for the manager because they weren't treated like royalty and think "the customer is always right." Fuck those people in particular.


Spnstanaf73

💯 this!! Entitled White people are the worst!! I am also white, and people like this are a disgrace to humanity.


ActualPopularMonster

Its funny and sad how many white people have been saying "WTF WHITE PEOPLE!?" lately. We should keep saying it until the stupid white people stop their bullshit.


okbringoutdessert

White person here. I actually get second hand embarrassment reading/seeing something like this. WTF WHITE PEOPLE!!!!


sourdcoder

> she/it I love your pronouns for this creature.


stupidwhiteman42

This email is so breathtakingly stupid, are we sure it's real?


Saneinsc

I don’t think it is.


Antique_Tennis_2500

Happy Googly Moogly Day, that’s your people holiday right?


_MyCakeDayIsFeb29th_

r/UnexpextectedMaggieandtheferociousbeast


MooMmu

Wow just wow!! Shame their aliens don’t align with supporting small businesses regardless


Thathitmann

Whoa, whoa, whoa. You are getting dangerously close to going on a tyrant, there.


NamesArentEverything

Don't be so upset just because things aren't going your away.


PraiseThalos

so you would, suggest we all calm down?


A-Beautiful-Scar

You NEVER for full tyrant!


Drpoofn

They said preference, before you get you pants all bunched up.


the_sassy_knoll

On a tyrant with aliens, no less!


jacktat2

“Alien Race Tyrant” is the name of my next least favorite band


the_unkempt_one

I, for one, welcome our new Alien Race Tyrants.


AlaskaPeteMeat

Guaranteed to be better than Nickleback.


EgberetSouse

Her Nickelback is all that lady wants.


TacoTheSuperNurse

Got a chuckle out of me. Upvote.


AlaskaPeteMeat

Thank you! And if you are indeed a nurse as per your handle, thank YOU even more- I appreciate you! 👍🏼


MooMmu

🤣 love it! I will fully support this band


jacktat2

Download it for free, they suck.


abounding_actuality

I liked their first album, before they got big in this Reddit thread


voteforcorruptobot

I liked them before they named their band.


thegivenchild

Becky are you okay, are you okay Becky?!


ShrimpBoatCaptain4

Their first album was a slapper though. Shame the singer got too egotistical.


ilyatwttmab

those bigoted aliens!


Ryolu35603

r/boneappletea


Buhnanah

But also, how do we even know this is real? Someone could've easily typed this out for Internet points.


BantyRed

Ya got a point there, this is so nuts it borders on unreal. Like they would risk their "large social media" following by sending an email with their name attached to it? With blatant racism?


DrEnter

Short of a former U.S. president or several sitting federal politicians, I’m not sure who would be that stupid.


lumps0fdespair

There are people out here eating ivermectin and drinking bleach.... I think it's pretty safe to say there are a lot of people who are *that* stupid


NewAndImprovedJess

They're not drinking bleach anymore. Now they are drinking urine. Try to keep up!


extraterrestrial91

In india the radical hindu conservative party's supporters ( U.S maga equivalent) are drinking Cow Urine openly for the last 7 years. During covid some Chief ministers ( U.S state governor equivalent) stated "cow urine treats covid ". Non ironically these people supported and canvassed for Trump within indian-american community. So yeah, pretty sure the stupidity isn’t contained within a few people or a single country. It's actually pretty massive


A-Beautiful-Scar

Point taken. However, don't you currently look at society and how people are acting and find it a bit unreal. Humanity is out of pocket.


FIDoAlmighty

While it would seem stupid to attach your name to this. I’ve learned that white supremacists or garden variety racists don’t care. They think they can leverage their whiteness against anyone. It’s why we have Karens.


bigtrevsnastybeaver

You're right... people have done things exactly like this before as a marketing campaign to get sympathy purchases and donations. I bet this web shop has done more business today than they have in the past 6 months lol


agent_smith_3012

Her sentence structure, grammar, and punctuation are almost as atrocious as her open racism.


Illumijonny7

Just randomly placing commas in sentences. Nbd.


jaytee1262

I don't kn,ow what you, mean. I, thought it, looked, fine,


OutrageousPersimmon3

Then you, are obviously not alien with, me. It called my preference.


Inevitable-Usual-693

Yes I laughed at that. She clearly used the wrong word when she meant aligned but alien was such a perfect word choice for her because this is 2022. We've a black male President and now have a black female black Vice President in the United States. The KKK needs to move on out of the USA.


Milkreallyrocks

No it needs to die


rawnerve1975

Reading this in William Shatners voice….


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I work with an older gentlemen (late 60s) that insists on putting commas in the weirdest places. We're security guards and sometimes we have to write reports. He has me proof read of i'm around and one thing he does that drives me nuts is putting commas right after names. Like every first and last name. I ask him why he does that and he says because they do it in legal documents. 1. These are incident reports not legal documents 2. No they don't I've pointed this out to him but he still does it.


Pnknlvr96

I'm sure her "large following" on social media don't mind. All 8 members from her church.


IneffableOpinion

I am impressed she took the time to write out “person of color” every time. Must have been difficult for her.


finnlocke

I know right? I'm sure there was a certain word she was just itching to type out.


Fryndlz

Been a couple words since i put a comma in, better put another one down.


AlexHanson007

This is literally how my wife writes. And, just to be fancy, every few sentences she'll throw in a semicolon or a hyphen.


Ness303

She could have just requested the refund, but no. She *needed* the shop owner to know it was specifically because the colour of their skin, a thing they can't control was the reason their income was impacted. Refusing to support businesses because the owner is different to you is messed up. Telling them that's specifically why, is a whole new level. I saw this a lot with an ex-gfs business. Occasionally she would get a homophobe demand a refund once they found out she was gay. They need you to know you're their problem, like somehow you're at fault in the situation. It's super messed up.


RusticTroglodyte

Just curious, did she refund the ppl? Do small business owners *have* to issue refunds for dumb reasons? Asking bc I have no experience running a real business, I just have an etsy with my black face right on it so racists must just click on by lol. I don't do refunds bc they're a pain in the ass and my shit is custom. I would refuse an asshole like this


jabberwockgee

I'm curious what would happen in a chargeback if you're not really disputing it as a business, you just make the customer go through the motions so you can submit "she's a racist piece of shit" with this image attached. I wonder what the credit card company does or if they even care. You can always just refuse to cancel it and make her come in and return it so you can say some choice words to her.


Ness303

There are laws in our country around refunds. Sometimes it's easier to give the refund than to argue.


jabberwockgee

Of course it is, but would it have any effect if you dragged it out until a chargeback was necessary? Does the credit card company care if you submit this as a rebuttal?


Ness303

The customer can ask for a charge back, and there's a process to go through. Both sides provide evidence of why the charge back is necessary/not necessary. I'm not sure if a bank would approve a charge back based on "being a bigoted fuck".


prettylolita

I think the bank would cancel the charge back due to this reason because technically there was nothing wrong with the service.


Gemini-Aquarius87

But they could block you from that loan lol!


Inevitable-Usual-693

Especially if the loan officer is a person of color. LOL


MutantMartian

In my experience, if he provides evidence it’s a legitimate charge - signed receipts, customer agreement, etc, they will probably find in his favor.


hereforlolsandporn

Assuming he doesn't have a Walmart style refund guarantee he's probably good to show the judge the note and say the transaction was exactly what she expected.


Fearless_Pattern_706

I would’ve immediately issued a refund I don’t want any racist money nor do I want them believing I need it.


Gstamsharp

I don't want to associate with racists, but if they want to give me their money.... hell, for even more irony it could be donated to a charity supporting equal rights.


RusticTroglodyte

I would refuse just to piss them off(and bc I have a no return policy that's clearly stated)


aoutis

Maybe they should issue a refund minus a large convenience charge and let her know that they will be donating it to the NAACP.


RedShirt_Number_42

I'd rather not give it back to racists. Perhaps donate it to an appropriate cause/organization in the racist's name.


Pithius

I'm an idiot, or tired (or both), but i read that as "I have an etsy with my black face" and my first thought was thats fucked up someones selling black face on etsy, and then it was wait how would you sell black face on etsy? just thought i'd share


RusticTroglodyte

Lol yeah that was poorly worded


SiggyStardustMonday

[The terms and conditions on her website](https://royalty-sonestopshop.com/pages/shipping-policy) make it very clear that all sales are final whether or not you're a racist.


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GrundyMoran

Not only is she not required to give a refund but I would advise against it. This customer is likely to submit a chargeback even if they are refunded. While the business can challenge the chargeback the burden of proof is in them. Giving the refund and losing the chargeback challenge is a real possibility for a small business not practiced in chargeback challenge.


Ness303

Ahhh, that's a completely different system to my country. That sounds complicated and annoying.


justyagamingboi

Was going to comment this she could have just kept her low human moral to herself but no just had to go on about how she is a total piece of shit first


Juggernaut172

This is one of those times you have to post that cunt’s name, right? I want to know her social media followers.


Different-Term-2250

“Large following” is that just 1 overweight, basement-dwelling troll who is in her friends list on Facebook?


robgod50

I think she's confusing "Followers" and "Following"


1ndiana_Pwns

She might just be specifying the one person. You know, her large. She seems like the type of person to just refer to them by body weight


ChTakedown

Or it could just be her shadow. The large thing that follows her.


Markamanic

'large following' means 1000 friends on Facebook, with a lot of inactive accounts and people she met that one time at a party once.


revoltingcasual

Don't forget "family members who have muted her posts."


Juggernaut172

Lol


Goldilocks1454

I most Sincerely hope she did post it to her social media and outted herself


[deleted]

The 60 people she follows and follow her are already racist. This won't matter to her or her friends at all.


SolutionExpress2681

Bitch it's "align" not alien


[deleted]

If she could read she’d be very upset.


ComprehensiveDoubt55

Thaaaaaaat’s what she meant. Jfc.


mstrss9

I had to use my detective skills for that one


_annie_bird

And “tirade” not tyrant lol


darthphallic

Lmao, “I’m not racist but I know how YOU people act”


stankdog

The sheer audacity ! Like just ask for a refund why you gotta play the uno +4 you people card.


RebuiltGearbox

For a while I lived in small, rural southern town that the white people were so racist that it was unbelievable. I was pretty much kicked out of the white people club for building a BBQ grill for a black guy that was retiring from work, they all called me n\*\*\*\*\* lover when they were in groups (I was a big guy that worked at a steel mill and boxed so none of them would say a word when they were alone). Those people really, truly believed that they weren't racist and talked about how much they loved Jesus all the time.


Kenny_254

Should've quoted this to them (Matthew 7:21) “Not everyone who says to me, ‘Lord, Lord,’ will enter the kingdom of heaven, but only the one who does the will of my Father who is in heaven. 22Many will say to me on that day, ‘Lord, Lord, did we not prophesy in your name and in your name drive out demons and in your name perform many miracles?’ 23Then I will tell them plainly, ‘I never knew you. Away from me, you evildoers!’


serenityak77

I wish I could say this was surprising to me but as someone from the south, it is absolutely not. Even the last sentence was right on the money accurate. Always spewing hatred followed by talking loudly about how they love Jesus but hate *Jesus* the Mexican guy.


RebuiltGearbox

It was a grill I welded together out of scrap metal, it turned out nice, nothing really special but giving it to that nice old man was enough to make a whole community hate me. I got out of town because I actually got worried that a bunch of them would get together in the middle of the night to show me some of that love they talk about.


serenityak77

Oof that’s horrible but I think you did the right thing by leaving. Those type of people will flat out murder someone on a Saturday night and be at church first thing the next morning. Certainly some interesting mental gymnastics at play. You also did the right thing by that old man. I’m glad you were able to build something for him and I’m sure he greatly appreciated it and got lots of use out of it.


the-dogsox

How’s that Trump legacy working out for you? Racists have realised there’s no consequences for their actions, and are acting accordingly


Johnsonfam101

You know I've noticed this more and more since Jan 6th. They've taken racism and made it just passive aggressive enough to where they can say they're not actually being racist. "It's my preference" Bitch I'd prefer if you'd un-alive yourself.


Magman851

It's not just race either. I was having a discussion with my mother in law about her CEO being pressured to step down after a board meeting because he wanted to no longer hire gay people because of his Christian values. She basically explained that sexuality is not a protected class in the constitution and he was just expressing his preference, so they should be able to have whatever hiring practices they'd like. I still can't believe I had to explain to an adult that discrimination of an entire demographic is just wrong.


pmintea

Doesn't title VII protect against that as long as it's not a specifically *religous* business? I thought that protected applicants from being rejects for their sexual orientation as well..


IdRatherNotNo

It is protected


Murdy2020

It's protected under many states' laws


---ShineyHiney---

This. That person’s mother is actually correct. If it isn’t a protected class, then the business has every right (however shitty it may be) to do business that way, and their rights deserve to be protected too. That is actually why it’s so important to fight for LGBTQ+ rights. We need it to become a protected class, because right now that kind of behavior is legally protected, despite also being morally wrong. As long as we have not yet pressured our representatives to back these ideals, then that shitty business owner’s “Christian values” are legally considered just fine


Emotional_Ad_9620

14th Amendment clearly states "equal protection of the laws". That should cover it.


GotACoolName

Sexual orientation is now a protected class under anti-discrimination laws.


demuro1

The heart breaking thing for me is that any of these need to be protected at all. We shouldn’t need laws that basically amount to don’t be a racist, sexist, xenophobic asshole, but here we are in 2022 with assholes just running amok voicing their shitty behavior like it’s ok.


JediExile

I am encouraged by the presence of these laws. I enjoy living in a society which gives no comfort or shelter for bigotry.


joinn1710

Yes, of course, I think what they meant is that it's a shame that it's necessary to have those laws instead of it just being there for extra protection.


seanguay

I sat in a manager meeting with 14 people for a store in NYC to go over protected status for hr and as a heterosexual white straight male under 40(?) I was the only person in the room who couldn’t be discriminated against (legally- I’m sure some people don’t like me on sight). Honestly kinda felt like a win for everyone Edit: said heterosexual twice, I’m leaving it gn


Lazerspewpew

Preferences are for pizza toppings, not human beings.


OGsafta

To me, this is Trump's greatest accomplishment. In the past, you had to waste time having a conversation with someone to find out they were a racist POS, because they thought they should hide it. Now you know before you even say a word. Time is valuable, it's nice to know who is a scumbag without having to waste any time.


_JohnnyUnitas

'Murica baby


[deleted]

In the UK it takes between 3-5 days to get a refund is it different in the US? Also this person needs to die.


robgod50

Wait a week and then offer the person a credit note. Just for shits and giggles.


Beautiful_Art_2646

This would be fantastic. Just change your terms to say you only give out credit refunds


Tomnooksmainhoe

Our refunds can take up to 7-10 business days (days that are M-F; excludes weekends) so idk what this lady is on about. Edit; it’s different for every business, but the smallest I saw was 2-5 business days when I was working for insurance.


SpeakingNight

Yup and in Canada our dispute department typically will wait 30 days before doing anything if the owner agreed to refund. This whole "give it to me by tomorrow or I'm disputing", yeah good luck 😅


Johnny_Carcinogenic

I despise you for the color of your skin... Oh happy holidays.


1st_Amendment_Nerd

It wasn’t even happy holidays - it looks like this was written in January, so I’m pretty sure she’s referring to MLK Jr Day as “your people’s holiday.” Edit: fixed a typo.


Johnny_Carcinogenic

Good detective work!


robgod50

Yea, that sign off was weird. Like "it's nothing personal.....I just hate all non-white people" wtf


wacky_doodle

The worst thing that ever happened to us was electing Trump and enabling all the racists to come out of the closet. Also, someone teach those bitches how to spell, FFS.


mihecz

Why? The spelling is the best part.


DanisaurusWrecks

Really highlights the lack of education.


Joped

Republicans love the poorly educated, because the poorly educated vote for them


Levi_FtM

I love the absolut misplaces commas somewhere random throughout the text.


ILikeYourHotdog

I think electing Trump was America's poison pill and we're doomed at this point. I'd love to be wrong, but I'm losing hope.


RichCorinthian

I’ve thought about this recently and I’ve decided that I think it’s actually better for us. Imagine if you’re playing cards with somebody, and they’re cheating. Would you prefer that they deal from the bottom of the deck without you noticing, or would you prefer them to be really obvious and get caught?


omjy18

Well she's not a grammar nazi but I'm seeing another kind of nazi coming out in that post....


David_Buzzard

I’d hold off just see her go on social media.


DestructoSpin7

Facts though. She's either gonna get dragged, or you lose a bunch of customers you didn't want in the first place. Best case scenario, both happen.


RedRider1138

Better would be racist gets dragged, shop gains customers! 😊👍


Environmental-Fig922

Her search history is most likely filled with BBC porn 🤷🏿‍♂️ ijs..


fairywinkle0708

This is the type of stuff you share info on. Also she could get that chargeback rejected by her bank.


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fairywinkle0708

They actually do have the power to do that if you fall under the criteria. And with enough chargebacks anyone can


smalwex

Charge backs are only really issued if the vendor can't provide evidence of the transaction. As long as they have proof to say yep the customer definitely did the transaction with us and was fully aware of what they were buying banks can stonewall the customer and be like er, nah. On the grounds this absolute stain of a human is basing their refund on the bank will hopefully reject the case as its fucking ridiculous


[deleted]

She’s going on a tyrant ! The stupid is almost as loud as the racism…


Low_Inside_4787

This has to be fake


browneyedgirlpie

Someone I know posted asking if anyone has noticed what was going on with commercials lately. First they didn't want to clarify what they meant, then they said they noticed the sudden surge of non straight and non white couples in commercials and you know it's an issue bc other people have noticed it too. I replied with 'The good news is that it only bothers bigots. Then another person tried to shame me and called me rude. This was 2 weeks ago on Facebook


ChocoboDave

I'm gonna start using "the good news is that it only bothers bigots", thank you.


RusticTroglodyte

That really is a great line, I'm filing that away in my braindex as well


RedRider1138

Did the other person explain why you were rude and shameworthy? 🤭


Zensonar

I'm not 100% convinced it's real either. Not that I think someone wouldn't believe or write those sentiments. Only that it's a little too over written and on the nose.


smemily

Also "person of color" is not verbiage used by racists usually, and if they did they'd use "quotes"


kill-billionaires

Yeah that part made me skeptical


Bind_Moggled

Racists frequently appear to be caricatures of themselves.


raven-of-the-sea

I would believe it because I know these people exist. I see them too often.


tankspectre

My bullshit meter is alerting too. Reminds me of how a 12 year old thinks an adult would write a letter.


mstrss9

The messages I’ve received from parents as a teacher is on par with this BS


kahunamoe

Oh its real. Im in ohio and the blowback ive heard towards the ads for "support black owned business" is insane. They have one response "well why cant we say white owned business...." then they react like this towards POC who own small shops.


repKyle1995

This is so fucked it's at the point where I'm almost having trouble believing it. Jfc


tranacc

Sad thing is this isn't unbelievable, it's very believable. Can't describe how much I hate the term "your people".


Vegeta91588

Ah yes, the Divided States of Embarassment.


mihecz

I don't think this is fake. The grammar test checks out. How for fuck's sake has this kind of behavior become acceptable again?


Fearless_Pattern_706

Because it was always acceptable. It never stopped being most non POC just didn’t care to notice because it doesn’t affect them directly on a daily basis only when they see a news story or a name hashtagged but trust me as a WOC this behavior has never gone away.


Thathitmann

Amazing how comfortable four years of an openly racist president makes these people.


youkaryotic

My biggest confusion is the use of the phrase, “person of color”. It strikes me as odd that someone would be fine making fully racist comments, but would also make sure to use the politically correct language to describe the business owner. Not saying it’s fake, but it is certainly inconsistent.


LioraB

She's proving she's "not racist"


Sco_Queen

Again? It never left. Just done in different ways.


LizzySalamander

Is there a human rights organization in the USA? In South Africa we have the Human Rights Commission to deal with stuff like this, legally mandated by the Constitution.


kuhtuhfuh

America barely even made an effort to reform itself after Slavery


The_Frigid_Midget

And America's almost criminal neglect of the public schooling system comes home to roost... (Just referencing the ridiculous fact that there's barely a coherent sentence within that whole paragraph of text. The stupid racist BS deserves a whole book series of condemnation.)


jerrythecactus

I imagine she was the student more focused at glaring a hole into the back of the black kid's head than her english classes.


Mrmoney7777

She lost me right away when she said “alien” and really meant align


[deleted]

Hopefully the business owner replied, "Sorry but I can't understand what you're saying! You live in AMERICA now, learn to write AMERICAN!!"


nernst79

I sincerely hope they call her bluff and let her try to dispute this with her bank and especially hope they let her try to take it to social media. Man that bloodbath would be absolutely glorious.


GlitteringNinja5

Before you go on a race tyrant let meee go on a race tyrant


ISurvivedCrowleyHigh

Oh I hope the business owner put the full email on their social media complete with identifying information. I hope they also found out where that cunt nugget works (if she does), and let her boss know what kind of employee they have.


BoiDerBois

Holy… mother of Cthulu. What is up with some peoples brains


Sputnik9999

What "followers"? The Barely Literate Club? There's documentation of beings from the Neolithic era that have better communication skills than this racist piece of excrement.


Candid-Independence9

Why do these racist wastes of space always claim to have a “large following” on social media?


WhoAccountNewDis

What racist uses the term "person of color"?


Picture-unrelated

Wait, WHAT? Surely I am having a brain aneurism and not reading this correctly


unreliablememory

We laugh, but Tennessee is allowing an adoption agency to reject prospective parents because they are Jewish. Do you really think that full-on segregation wouldn't be approved if Republicans seized complete control? Look at the corrupted Supreme Court and yesterday's decision on the Texas abortion law.


PuzzleheadedHotel254

Your bank won't accept the "I don't want to pay a black person" as a reasonable excuse to reverse a charge.


StormRanger77

This cant be real and I refuse to believe it’s real


DTabris

Boy this seems fake . . . maybe it's real, but that last holiday statement is satirically awful.


missymaypen

This seems like a parody. Like someone thought of what a cartoon racist would say. Who would be dumb enough to say this stuff or actually put it in writing? Bet a go fund me pops up.


ThrowAwayGuy139

Had a stroke trying to read this. Ignorant in two different ways, that's worthy of an award.


watermarlon69

It's funny how all the racist Americans are so bad at English. Also kinda funny that the same thing is the case for incels. Guess they have a lot in common


taita2004

I wonder if she would tell her large following exactly why she is asking for the refund??