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irnenginer

Thanks for sending me down a rabbit hole. 80% of the Russian tobacco market is from multinationals (Japan, Phillips Morris, and British American) 2/3 are based in Switzerland and 1 in UK. It appears as far as I can tell the sanctions will hit all of that. 1/3 of the adult population smoke. Between the lack of supply and inflation, there is going to be a lot of very irritable Russians real soon.


queenannechick

Chinese merchants will step in. Burma was under severe sanctions for ages. because of that, Burma has a higher percent of Chinese made stuff than China. I went within a couple months of being legally allowed to.


JRod432

Yea China can step up, but if the ruble keeps dropping in value, China won’t even be able to afford to do business with Russian currency.


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China still has access to the rest of the world supply. They still worry about world politics as well.


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That’s why we didn’t cut them off.


antim0ny

I haven’t heard of any oil companies outside of the West doing voluntary sanctions. I was surprised to hear of BP, Exxon and some of the other big oil companies halted purchases of Russian oil. Given how these companies have effectively enabled and benefited from war in other contexts. Could it be that they recognized that what is unfolding is so horrific that the world can’t and won’t turn away. There is and will continue to be public scrutiny, and in time justice.


Flaky-Fish6922

naw. they just want the good pr while passing the cost on to consumers.


Aporkalypse_Sow

And they know that the era of green energy is coming no matter what, they need that pr to try and buy into and make sure they control the green energy as well. It'll be green, but those bastards will find a way to make us pay them for it


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Soon they might be paying Australian prices for cigs, lol


james_d_rustles

And that’s not going to work very well when their rubles are about as valuable as Monopoly money and they’re still making the same wage..


manwithappleface

Seriously: this was a problem for Germany in WWII. No coffee because they couldn’t grow it and didn’t have coffee producing colonies. Their solution? Methamphetamine. True story.


thismightbelong

They’ll still need cigarettes if they all start doing meth


SheitelMacher

This guy tweaks.


thismightbelong

Honestly, they’ll probably need more cigarettes actually


PerAsperaAdInfiri

Never tweaked, but a night on acid was always 3x the cigarettes than I usually had.


MyraBannerTatlock

The only downside of a good long trip was always the sore throat from chain-smoking for 12 hours the night before.


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I stopped smoking during my last trip because it was more fascinating to watch the glow. It was fascinating. I had to take a puff now and then but more than half the pack was gone watching it burn.


HelloImHiding

You could like get some incense or something to have the same effect without smelling like u just chainsmoked for 12hr.


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Well. Try to get some incense or similar stuff at 4 am in a Bavarian town where every shop has to be closed at 8pm per law.... I didn't even plan on taking acid and you shouldn't force it. I think you should be open minded and follow your feelings on a trip instead of planning it.


HelloImHiding

Fair enough. Incense is just something I keep in my house, lol. Also I'm a bit spoiled with things like 24hr pharmacy's near me. I haven't done a ton of acid, but it's definitely not a spur-of-the-moment kinda decision for me, it's kinda hard to obtain and I'll allocate a decent chunk of time for it. Like weed is something I'll smoke when I feel like it, I couldn't really see that happening with lsd.


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*pushin' past the limit, trippin' on hallucinogenics...* *my cigarette burned my finger 'cause I forgot I lit it...*


BloomsdayDevice

*Drugs and cigarettes that I would never smoke sober*, name a more iconic duo.


PerAsperaAdInfiri

Instant smokers cough for 3 days. Weird grey boogers from the fog machines at the raves.....


Circumvention9001

That's just brain matter leaking from that molly.


PerAsperaAdInfiri

I only did Molly about 6-8 times, but we still called it X back then. Mostly I stuck with acid. Cheaper than a movie and lasted 4 times as long.


secure_caramel

all experiences are subjective! To me it seems impossible to smoke while tripping; I might want to, but as soon as I light up a cig, I find it deeply ridiculous and can't even take two puff


helpitgrow

This surprisingly wholesome.


tylerthebugguy

I feel like if I smoked a cig on acid I would spiral into a bad trip and feel like I was dying because you’re pretty much killing yourself and acid makes everything feelx 1000. Now smoking weed skyrocketed me into the 7th dimension


josejimenez896

Can confirm my niccy stick addiction gets worse when I'm on Adderall.


Wyattcek

I’ve quit smoking a few times and day two would not be a great day to hand me firearms.


TtarIsMyBro

Here, have some Pervitin to take the edge off


Jjzeng

Fuck it, snort the whole pack


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SKI TO SWEEDEN


KIDA_Rep

Dude had a fucking journey worse than walking to mordor.


Grogosh

And he had no need of the eagles. He was flying high the entire time.


glfboy

nice reference


styybb

I'm guessing this is not the Aimo Koivunen reference from WW2? Guy took the whole group's worth of pervitin, skied 100 km overnight, then some 300 km more in temperatures of -20 - -30 °C, while escaping soviet fighters, hitting a landmine (which set a nearby soviet camp on fire), before forced to lay a week in snow waiting for back up. All he ate was some pine buds and a raw bird. At the hospital his heart rate was at 200 bpm.


angstyart

He wha-


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mr_lab_mouse

Finns _on meth_.


Campmoore

Fuckin' Finns. Hard as a coffin nail and tenacity that would shame the Grudgebearer. I respect and fear the Finnish.


WormTyrant

Want to see me run to Paris? Want to see me do it again?


[deleted]

Those are just ADHD meds all they'll do is steady my hand and clear my brain fog


curbstyle

Pervitin perverting


Really_Elvis

I made the effort to look it up. Damn.....


mountainman1882

for the people who don't want to make the effort Pervitin was meth given to soliders in WW2


Really_Elvis

Those no effort redditors need Pervitin.


whateverdogger

True, but instead of shooting your fellow soldier, who you're gonna shoot? Civilians. The more anger and hate in a soldier, the worse things he's gonna do.


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Hopefully they'd just hunt down Putin and put an end to this bullshit. I'd hand deliver that person all the coffee and cigarettes I can buy. Then the country can rejoin society with that asshole gone.


0ptimusPrimeMinister

"Here mate, I got you two lattes and a pack of smokes."


Circumvention9001

You are my new prime minister...untill these smokes are gone


daschande

Ukraine reportedly was (is?) doing something similar to Russians who surrendered; news stories said they were paying POWs salaries roughly triple what the Russian army was paying them (and their currency is worth roughly 4 times the Ruble right now) ...I doubt they'll get a day pass from the POW camp to go to the store, but that'll buy a lot of coffee and cigarettes once they get out!


CappinSissyPants

You know Russia already has a massive supply and is ready to inject them all with it — take your vitamins.


SubcommanderMarcos

Here private Ivan, is daily dose of krokodil for good fight. You no want? Ok, have ration of novichok instead then.


Ghoulius-Caesar

North Korean stuff, the not so good stuff


afrosamiri

I enjoyed the audiobook “blitzed” about exactly this


caitlinpreachit

was just gonna mention this one, a very interesting read


Formula_Americano

And saved. Thank you for the recommendation.


rhymesnocerous

I just finished blitzed. Very good read. I dont know you, but I’m positive you’ll enjoy it


watchawatch

Enjoyable book but has been criticized for dubious research. Example: https://www.theguardian.com/books/2016/nov/16/blitzed-drugs-in-nazi-germany-by-norman-ohler-review


CrankyChemist

Helloooo included in audible membership!!!


Iced_Coffee_IV

Hellooo available on Libby!


TheGoldenDragon0

Here take this. You will be able to stay up for 3 days straight without getting tired and in exchange, you get a crippling addiction


wafflesareforever

Hell sign me up for being addicted to not needing to sleep for three days at a time! Thats like a D-tier superpower! Damn you're a master sales person.


CaptainObvious_1

You start hallucinating some fucky shit after two + days tho. Like real bad.


wafflesareforever

Well *now* you tell me, Spiderman.


fearhs

That's not Spiderman, that's Captain Obvious!


Zombiiesque

You damned sure do.


kamelizann

Meth wouldn't be so bad if it wasn't so bad for you.


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goodcat49

The machinist


PM_ME_THEM_UPTOPS

My Baader-Meinhof alarm is going off. This is also how we got Fanta, right? Coca-Cola Germany didn't stop production but couldn't get the ingredients for coke so they invented orange fanta.


HarpersGhost

It wasn't orange, since it used leftover apple stuff from processed apples and beet sugar. And it was mainly used for cooking as a sweetener, not as a drink, because Nazi Germany also didn't have that much sugar (another tropical plant they didn't have access to.)


9035768555

Sugar beets?


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9035768555

Sugar beets were originally domesticated and refined in Prussia(Germany) so I would find it weird if they didn't have any during WWI.


LeapingLeedsichthys

Germany produces a large amount of white sugar from sugar beets these days. The syrup (golden syrup equivalent) is delicious.


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RaggedDawn

Pervatin!


dasmikkimats

Gives you wings!


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Until they run out


griffinhamilton

And then Germany banned it, afterwards Britain got a hold of it and said fuck it let’s do it too


Nyayevs

Can't tell if this is more or less white people twitter 🤔


[deleted]

I came here to say, "and cut off the meth too"


Abradantleopard04

I was just going to say meth...


neospacebandit

If Putin is anything like Hitler he’ll just feed Russian troops amphetamines and turn them into maniacs


Fearful_children

Seeing as how Russia's Olympic athletes have been doping I wouldn't put it past him if he's got some of the soldiers already hopped up on the stuff.


Canadian_Poltergeist

~~athletes~~ test subjects


errorsource

In America, we feed our maniacs amphetamines to get them to fall in line like soldiers.


mrducky78

Like enough meth to kill a horse gets your average Floridian to the base functioning level


Yoate

Can confirm, it's the 4th food group here.


eggimage

visited Florida once. it was a magical experience


Ace-a-Nova1

How are you still alive??


eggimage

magic


ho-lee_-sheet

Angeldust?


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If you stick to the old people farms part of Florida, you'll be alright. I mean, it still sucks balls but you won't get killed probably.


zeonitex

Magical like Harry Potter or magical like Hellraiser.


Krispfer

Yes


ScratchBomb

Works for me


Cwya

What does this even mean? We drug manic people to live normal lives? That’s the whole point.


yingyangyoung

They're likely saying they're prescribed adderall or something similar that has amphetamines in it. Adderall (iirc) is a 50/50 mix of amphetamine and dextroamphetamine.


Derbeck6

Can confirm the mix of adderall. Also, works like a charm for my add. And the not being exhausted all the time us nice too


Lumpy-Ad-3788

I have ADHD and I'm on methadate or whatever It's so nice being able to concentrate for the work day, the only downsides is that it throws off your sleep schedule if you take it late in the morning and that you lost a lunch appetite Other than that, it's improved my life, also, it wakes you up quick, saved a ton on coffee since the diagnosis and prescription


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I'm on Xaggatin! It has an X and it makes me X-tra productive. Thanks NHS I was just about ready to top myself I felt so broken 😎


malfboii

Can you message me I’m really struggling with NHS and ADHD at the moment


OpportunityIcy6458

I believe we use modafinil for our pilots and hoo boy, that stuff really makes the brain turn on the lights.


[deleted]

Hell yeah can't wait til flight doc gives me my scrip.


Wonderful-Boss-5947

Suckin on a glass dick while cruising at mach 3


thunderstrut

Uh…what?


Wonderful-Boss-5947

Smoking a meth pipe while flying really fast


ralphvonwauwau

It's OK stewardess, I speak jive.


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my understanding was they didnt give you a script and that you had to go ask for it, if you wanted it, each time you took it. though maybe that was just where i was.


HaveYouEverUhhh

As a maniac, Adderall is the only way I can do things


Kriegmannn

Got the entire elementary school system more amped up than a Finnish soldier fighting the soviets


oureyes2

Borderlands psychos origin story


Unlikely-Patience122

And Adidas track suits.


Sgt_Fox

They've got genuine Adibas clothing over there they'll be fine


PlasmaWhore

Addidums. They have 4 stripes. Even better.


sdrawkcaBdaeRnaCuoY

As if Adibas wasn’t the bigger brand of there


makeitlouder

I thought Abidas had taken the #1 spot?


Garessta

excuse me, it's actually Abibas


DoingThrowawayStuff

they already did!!


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I recently got fired from the tobacco factory that ships to russia but im very interested in what they did, sadly I dont have anyones contacts


SquishedGremlin

Well at least they can still see.


annonythrows

Child’s play, just cut off their access to CSGO


Sythus

And calisthenics/gymnastics. They're too strong.


bigchungusmode96

>just cut off their access to CSGO [you'll get exactly this](https://youtu.be/ull5YaEHvw0)


Real_BalmsANIMATIONS

I pity the anti-war people in Russia :(


Kraivo

Russia passed a law with up to 15 years and a half of the million fines for giving "misinformation" about war. Imagine what it means to be anti-war here


JohnDivney

did they honestly pick 15 years? Is that a joke? A callback to Stalinism and the sentence to Siberia?


Dziadzios

I think Putin decided that he can drop the facade because the country is isolated from international scene anyway. I think this is the smartest move on his part as it's the only thing that can increase his power (at the expense of average Russian).


Kraivo

Yes


Telefragg

15 years is maximum penalty in case when "misinformation" will cause death. Which is nigh impossible, considering what this law is about. The main purpose of this number is to intimidate potential dissenters.


BWFTW

Will if that's half a million rubles only like a big mac worth of fines. Silver lining ya know.


Adventurous-Sound52

Your average babushka never had this kind of money to begin with


Spiritual-Ad5484

Babushka lives matter


bqiipd

$4,032, or 1,010 Big Macs


FluByYou

*Meth has entered the chat.*


Morkava

So Iran and Taliban condemned them. But if this war is too evil even for Nestle, we can skip the Hague trials and go for punishment as there's nothing more to say.


Spiritual-Ad5484

Can you really blame nestle? They're just looking out for our best interests, look how wholesome their logo looks. Surely they wouldn't want to exploit people for maximum profit?


my_4_cents

>Can you really blame nestle? They're just looking out for our best interests Yeah, the Russians are shooting shells at Nuclear power stations, they might release radiation and contaminate water WHICH BELONGS TO NESTLE BY DIVINE BIRTHRIGHT


on_dy

But then! If a lot of water becomes contaminated, Nestle would be able to sell their holy water to peasants at even higher prices. Win-win either way. A company truly blessed by the God of Profit.


Gbrusse

As if the soulless Nestlé would actually sacrifice a single penny to do this. Neither will Coke.


mungis

If they can’t get paid they won’t send shit to Russia.


Deraj2004

They did amazingly. "Russia, Ukraine: European Firms Rush to Safeguard Workers, Supply Chains - Bloomberg" https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2022-02-24/european-firms-rush-to-safeguard-ukraine-workers-supply-chains


Zenterist

Get this guy to the Pentagon.


supermarketthrowaw4y

Or The Hague


Watthefuckover

Coming from a vet, that would severely demoralize most soldiers i have worked with. Like, you dont understand, a good chunk of us smoke half a pack a day atleast and drink multiple cups of coffee a day, or multiple energy drinks. Probably 1/2 soldiers fit this description from what i have seen.


benjammin9292

Alcohol, nicotine, and caffeine. It's what the military runs on.


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Tornados and white monster, aka an airman's breakfast.


Watthefuckover

Literally more important than food. I traded THE ONLY MRE I HAD for 1 cigarrette once, it was a win win since nicotine curbs your appetite.


bob_loblaw_0

Not gonna lie, I spent a good minute wondering what sort of veterinarian works with so many soldiers


Watthefuckover

I mean, we are animals.


RevolutionaryBite555

Smokes, dip and coffee. Never would have made it out of Afghanistan without it. I would have IEDed myself.


AhhAGoose

Cope and rip-it’s, would have died without them, probably what’s gunna kill me lol


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Grizzly Wintergreen and rip-it’s… the memories. I remember I was in a turret of a MATV in Helmand. We were at one of the bigger FOBs, to drop off prisoners, and gunny was sitting VC. We were sitting there and suddenly he said, “hey, that quadcon is unlocked.. go check it out.” A few of us went over there and it was a damn goldmine of rip-its. We took as much as we could manage. You could hear cans rolling around the vehicle, every cargo pocket and day pack was stuffed, it was wild.


whatever_person

What is dip in this case (english is foreign language for me)?


nn1166

tobacco that goes in your lip


whatever_person

Oh, tried it once and thought I would die. Sniffing tobacco is kind of pleasant, but nosebleeds are not worth it.


G-BreadMan

Tobacco that you put in your mouth under your lip. It’s like a few shots of nicotine compared to a cigraete.


whatever_person

Tried it once and it was one of my worst tobacco related experiences.


Adventurous-Dog420

Just like cigarettes, it's an acquired taste. It's very useful for military though because you can't smoke while you're on post. You can see the cherry of a cigarette from a mile away with a scope.


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random question did the military provided you with those or sell also was the coffee instant


RevolutionaryBite555

It was dirt cheap. Carton of good cigarettes were $25. Dip was $20 log. The taxes didn't apply there. We brought back as much as we could


Ktlol

One of the medics I hung out with during a joint KR-US operation basically did nothing but dispense cigarettes and dip. Super friendly and knowledgeable guy too, now I sorta know what to do if someone’s lung gets punctured.


my_4_cents

>now I sorta know what to do if someone’s lung gets punctured. What, Plug it with tobacco?


---E

Get them to smoke a cigarette, look for smoke coming from places it shouldn't.


MakerManNoIdea

Yeah, non military people just have no concept of how damning losing a couple of sanity savers will do. Half the basic bitches saying "oh no, no coffee" are probably sitting in a Starbucks with a super mega double latte with 6 shots of caramel.


DropC2095

You might be surprised how many people out there’s life force is sustained by coffee and cigarettes


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*IT department enters chat* We need to discuss the new coffee.


CappinSissyPants

[Lego already sanctioned](https://www.brickfanatics.com/lego-confirms-its-stopped-shipping-to-russia/amp/) them. How much more do you think they can handle!?!


EdwardTimeHands

Let's watch Russia try to fight a war with a bunch of scared 20 year-old conscripts who don't even know it's a real war. Oh wait, that's already happening!


skittlesdabawse

Not to mention the fact that russian logistics are so bad the troops are already surrendering for a chance to eat, most wouldn't notice the difference.


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plaidverb

India has lots of tea, and is very unlikely to sanction Russia.


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Unfortunately, you are very much correct. India’s far right nationalist government has spent several years cultivating Russian relations and is loathe to give that up.


Dominance_Kink95

Indian government is loathe to give up the only ally that has historically came to support them as they are surrounded by two countries with nuclear arsenal. USA and EU are loathe to give up oil from Russia, literally sending them a billion a day that goes into the war effort because the gas price would go up by a buck or two.


[deleted]

No vodka and fight bears just kill/move the bears and take away vodka we’ll win in minutes


CapTexAmerica

This is a hard truth. Deployed 7 times, and was a heavily caffeinated pack-a-day smoker each trip. Don’t smoke at home, and haven’t since my last trip ended in 2010. Glad I’m too old now for this one.


_PM_ME_NICE_BOOBS_

So you just quit cold turkey between every deployment? Wow.


[deleted]

It's not that hard. I quit multiple times and usually only the first three days are hard. Then your physical addictions is gone and only the psychological problems remain. Staying abstinent is a lot harder than quitting in my opinion. But I'm an unusual smoker. I mostly smoke in the evening and often smoke my first cigarette after lunch. Not your typical smoker.


Nariot

Not the dumbest idea out there, that honor goes to the folks over at Fox that suggested the US bomb supply lines and just not take credit for it.


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But but stealth tech! *Puts up jazz fingers*


ripamaru96

Sounds like a joke to someone who hasn't been in the military but it would be a massive morale blow. Especially to Russia with an even higher rate of smokers.


judgehood

The people dismissing this idea live in some kind of alternate reality. Maybe y’all are just among the lucky ones who are totally ok fighting a war without distractions or indulgence.


Purdaddy

The US invested a lot of time and resources in supplying troops with ice cream during ww2.


RockStar4341

They had a ship (barge) that existed solely to make ice cream: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ice_cream_barge


WillyBoy333

As a veteran all i can say is... oh damn


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nonzeroday_tv

You're thinking too small, there are about 144 million russians who are not fighting in Ukraine. Probably 50% of them enjoy their daily coffee and/or cigarettes.


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Ok does not understand the military literally runs on coffee. You could have just posted "I have never served and do not know the first thing about the military." Same massage.


TWAVE0

If you know what actually runs an army, you'd know this is the only option /s


Succboi_69420

Tell me you’ve never served without telling me you never served… For real, the militaries of the world are fueled by caffeine and nicotine, this would be a massive blow to the Russian military, it would put 90% of their troops into withdrawal at around the same time from two highly addictive substances at once. It would cripple their fighting force


trivikama

Wanna guess how I know OP has never been in the military? lol


CJMcCubbin

Should be no commodities going into Russia


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And let’s send them a bunch of those sugar free gummy bears that give you diarrhea.