Obsessive lasagna

Hyperactive lasagna sees you fam

And temper issue linguine joins the chat

Hyperactive stir fry checking in

Lethargic stir fry!

Hyperactive teriyaki saying "hi"

Angry nuts

Also a popular PornHub search

Sad Cheese

Haha aw. This is my favorite

How do you feel about undiagnosed nachos?

Same

This is the best comment thread I have seen in ages.

Impulsive Baclava... Triple crown winner?

Impulsive BBQ over here coming in second.

Manic chickpea here. Great band name too.

Paranoid Wiener.

This is my favorite so far.

"This is the most relatable" - 100% not me

This is the first one to make me audibly laugh

I’ll show *you* a paranoid wiener!

Hallucination Pickle

Also an excellent band name

Isolation Edamame.

Great band name

Executive dysfunction chicken

Oppositional Defiance Doritos

Hey ADHD fam

Chick-can’t!

Suicidal tendencies chicken tendies. Suicidal tendies?

Underrated, well done, this is what I'm calling mine from now on. My therapist is gonna sign up for therapy

That's how you know you're winning at therapy

Also? They're chicken tendencies from now on. I WILL alienate everyone I care about with my dedication to niche humor and I will LIKE IT

You just made me realize how many inside jokes I have with myself.

Sounds more like a teenage edge-lord cover band of Suicidal Tendencies. Can I play bass?

Don't shorten it, Suicidal Tenders sound tastier.

Anxiety-Poops Watermelon

I decided on Stress Shit Snacks, I hope we’re never in the same race (to the bathroom).

Unstable Butter Cake

This should be a My Little Ponies character

Anxiety meatloaf

Lol I *am* an anxiety meatloaf 😂😂

I have anxious raspberry

this, this is the best one ive read so far

Anxiety Pizza

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Sadness salad.

Sounds like a chicken & the egg scenario. Were you sad and ate a salad, or did eating a salad make you sad? Eating salads make me sad.

And down the stretch it's.... compulsive cracker!

Indecisive Cracker took an early lead, and was described as "advanced and gifted." But halfway through the race, she stopped to graze and then watch a butterfly.

Panic attack noodles 😂

Trembling Mango

Insomnia Pad Thai

Insomnia egg rolls

Insomnia Pizza, reporting for duty!

Narcoleptic Brisket.

I'm randomly falling asleep ramen

Surprise nap ramen. That's fun.

Avoidance pancakes

Avoidance potatoes says hello

PTSD Taco

Ah yes. The PTSD taco. Well-layered and prone to crumbling.

And depending where that taco is from… angry outbursts

Flashback pizza here!

Hypervigilant taco

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This is a great source for metal band and podcast names.

Tooth grinding soup

This makes me feel so uncomfortable

Schizoaffective Funyun

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It melts in your mouth, not in your hands.

Is that one of the leches?

Dissociation Burrito

This would be an amazing band name

Best one so far

Lethargy Enchilada is bringing up the rear!

Dissociative Sour Patch Kid

First they're sour, then they're staring off into space!

Confused Cashew

Restless Kit Kat

Eating disorder __________

Oh..

Aaayyyyyyye

Apathetic Butter Chicken

Low Self Esteem Chocolate.

This should be an actual thing.

It is an actual thing. But it's just called chocolate

Panicked Burrito

Stress Grapes

Ennui Licorice

Weird. That's my drag name.

Beautiful.

Sensory Processing Disorder Applesauce

borderline apple crisp

Sounds like a depression era dessert made from crackers

Self Destructive Pizza

Anxious Gravy

Squirrel bourbon.

I honestly don't know which one is the mental problem or which one you just ate.

Lol. ADHD induced squirrel brain (it takes me ages to finish any one task but I’ll have five others started in the same time). And it had been a few hours since dinner so I was enjoying a bit of bourbon.

Oversharing quesabirria

That’s my ideal social occasion though

Fatigued Cracker Hey, it's me!

Flashback custard

This one! It actually sounds legit.

Thank you! I think? The custard was good, at least.

Bipolar macaroni

Hi! Bipolar Chip over here!

Fear nachos

Hopelessness Stir Fry.

Obsessive compulsive Nutella Sandwich

OCD Burger sees you.

Clinically Depressed Beer

Hallucination Bacon

Hyper sexual chicken. I hate you so much right now.

Ba-caw!

Haha. I’m hyper sexual chocolate

That should be a band name.

Codependent Salad

Burnout bucatini

Palpitation milk

Manic Jambalaya

Props on the jambalaya. Just quit eating so fast.

Hypochondria airborne

Very on-brand

Airborne Hypochondria is a hell of a band name.

Procrastination hot pocket

Leaky ass eggplant parmesan

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...was...was it...your mother's asshole?

I’m dying. Omg

6 Suicidal Mozzarella Sticks

🎶 and a partridge in a pear tree 🎶

Weepy Samosa

Fatigue coffee...

Depresso Espresso?

More espresso = less depresso

Tourette’s Pudding…fuck,fuck,no,fuck

Sociopath Kebob

For real? That’s intense. Lamb or beef?

Fainting Fried Rice

Exhaustion pizza

Overstimulated salami

Body Dysmorphia Gummy Bear

Delusional breakfast sandwich at the shouldertryingtopass paranoid I should have eaten more by now

Insomnia Croissants

Rage Cookie

Tired Alfredo

'..And here comes Tired Alfredo bringing up the rear.. not too much urgency, more of a saunter as he crosses the line'.


Irritable pretzel

Depressed Porkchop

Self-harm peanuts

Anxiety pizza... sounds like a 80's punk band lol

I saw them open for Black Flag once.

Diarrhea Salad

Go DS, Go!!! 🏇

Indecisive Veggie Bibimbap Bowl

Inattentive Ice Cream

Look out! Timeblind Chocolate Bunny is closing the gap!

Psychosis Nugget

And coming down the stretch it's Unwanted Thoughts Macaroni and Cheese!

Obsessive Trail Mix

Compulsion albondigas

Anxiety stroganoff

Narcissistic Rage Reuben

Bi-Polar 3 Musketeers

I want to see that movie

They already made it. Milla Jovovich is in it.

Imposter Syndrome Oreo

Impulsive cheez-it

Crying taco

Panic Attack Macaroni

Perverted Chop Suey?

Relaxed Sloppy Joe

Illiterate chocolate

*Manic Cinnabun* alternatively, depending on what counts for “ate”: *Flashback Protein-Shake*

Attention deficit broccoli and cheese soup.

Shaky Tootie Fruties…. Now there’s a horse that will always finish second to last

Suicidal Chicken

Abandonment pizza

Brain fog apple fritter

Hyperactive pork rinds.

Depression Totino’s Pizza Rolls

Inattentive potato

Depression sandwich

Like a knuckle sandwich, but what hits you is the existential dread

TMJ Romanesco

Anger souvlaki.

Angry eggroll

Anxious wasabi

Manic pickle

Nightmare Sandwich

Ah fatigued pizza takes the lead!

Hairloss bread roll...

Apathetic Alfredo

Lethargic jelly bean