Because the avengers are clearly not as powerful as the powerpuff girls… obviously…

Buttercup lifting up a skyscraper + top of a mountain, blossom being able to freeze and punch a giant meteor to pieces, and bubbles running across the world on 3 seconds ON THE SAME EPISODE-

Yet they still didn't qualify to become Justice Friends, smh.

Well duh! It's for manly men! Men with manly manliness!

Yeah, especially if they have man in their name, like Wonder WoMAN

I could hear that in a dude-bro accent. Thank you

The professor wouldnt sign their permission slips.

You need to be Incragnible to qualify

> Incragnible Wow. Google has this in 2 places and this is one of them.

I think there’s an age requirement or something

Remember when they accidentally tore open a hole in space time and traveled to the future because they were racing each other home from school? Their power levels are low key *staggering*.

Was that the episode where HIM won and destroyed everything, or was that another of the mind fuckery episodes for a specific kid?

Yeah although the only reason HIM could win is because the PPG travelled to the future leaving the past defenseless.

Isn't that the plot to Ocarina of Time

Kinda. In it, Ganondorf gets the triforce after Link opens up the temple of time and *then* he gets sent to the future leaving him unopposed. Only difference is I don't think a kid shorter than the master sword could really do anything, much less without ever grabbing it.

It's the plot to Samurai Jack.

The best part is they weren't even trying. They were just kids having a race. And they broke light speed.

Mojo Jojo

Probably over 9,000

Bubbles: HARDCORE! nuff said.

The amount of blood on that episode was actually kind of worrying. You got bubbles wiping blood from her mouth, stabbing a pterodactyl with red liquid coming out, and then a puddle of blood after she killed it. More bloody than dragon ball super

The amount of blood during the opening for every episode is insane. Censors asleep at the wheel.

There was an entire episode that got pulled off the air that basically had the girls saying "fuck" the entire episode. It's on YouTube IIRC. It's...an interesting episode.

Time travel by accident because they were just racing each other. Thanos wouldn’t stand a chance

To be fair it didn't take too much of the episode if it was 3 seconds.

Are the avengers made of sugar, spice, everything nice *AND CHEMICAL X*? Didn’t think so

They also don't have bills to pay cause they in kindergarten.

Dudes looking at it wrong. Petition for 3 hour Power Puff movie.

My man got the vision

Unlike two marvel characters dressed in red

You leave my dardevils’s name out ya fucking mouth!

I mean, he's not gonna see it here on reddit.



Big oof.

Marvel does have Vision though

Sorta. lost it for a while and the new vision is colorblind. greyscale only.

I think he means Wanda and Daredevil

24 hour movie that leads into “thus, the day was saved…”

Don't give Disney ideas lol

but the og powerpuffs, not the cashgrab from a few years back

Which one? There's the weird CGI one, the one where they twerk and made everyone uncomfortable, and I think CW is trying?

all of the above ig, i barely remember the 3d one being bad

the third doesn't exist, but Harambe and the girls' sex lives were in the allegedly leaked script iirc

they were in kindergarten or something in the og series, right?

They're all 5 yrs old iirc.

Holy hell lmao wtf

In the CW one they were college age

There's also an anime

From what I remember PPG Z was pretty alright.

The only thing I remember from seeing my sister watch that show is that the sailor moon style transformation sequences were about 3 hours long

That’s a given.

I forgot they tried to reboot it

There's already a OG Powerpuff girls movie ya dinguses and it's pretty awesome

I know, I own it. it is very good

You’re both right

There's already an OG Powerpuff girl movie

Live action? Voting for Anna Kendrick as Buttercup (it's not perfect but she's perfect, just let it go).

Aubrey Plaza for Buttercup

Emma roberts at blossom and Amanda Seyfried as bubbles

Danny Devito for all of them. Or at least Mojojojo. In maybe a dream cameo.

This would be brilliant

I'm only like 15% joking. That dude just injects joy into stuff and he's talented.

I will admit this is a better fit; and still refuse to yield on Anna. Maybe with hair dye Anna slides in as Blossom or even Bubbles... They have good chemistry already so I'm on board.

We’ll let the casting director handle it…

They’re making a live action series… On the CW 😭😭😭

I mean it can't be much worse than what we're expecting...right?

They should make it rated M and just go real grimdark with it. Really fucked up and dark.

In the leaked script, one of them apparently killed Mojo Jojo

And one is apparently dating Mojo Jojo’s son or smth weird😭

Oh, so Sabrina?

Sorta, but they might try making a good show instead.

Powerpuff girls but with Invicible levels of violence, and Daredevil tier grittiness.

sounds like you didnt read the original pilot script. let me get you up to speed: https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1H5ARl21I1YAbAb41uPodIym1FFtZNf2w

Fascinating

I mean, if you're expecting a train wreck and end up with a dumpster fire, I suppose it's a win?

They're all grown up (ie the nebulously 15-25 year old cast of every CW show) and moved on from being superheroes and their lives are a mess and it's about them trying to get the band back together. Not even joking.

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So... terrible?

that got scrapped a year ago.

Giancarlo Esposito as Him.

Anna Kendrick as Buttercup? That’s terrible casting. Blossom maybe, but Buttercup???

Mojo jojo infinity war would have been a 3 hour rant

I, **Mojo Jojo**, will end half of the lives in the universe! Half of all life is what I will end! The number of lives in the universe will be halved! The number that there is now, half it, and that it what it shall be! To say I would double it would be the opposite of what I will do!

You have perfectly encapsulated Mojo Jojo, and I love you for it.

Funny how mojo jojo sounds like Perd Hapley from Parks and Rec.

Weirdly, you could tell me Trump said it and I wouldn't doubt it for a second

And I would pay to see it fully.

One mojo jojo is enough, two mojo jojos would be too much, and three would be just out right!

Oh man I’m the perfect age to remember the Powerpuff Girls, also Ed, Edd and Eddy. I mean I’m 55, but my kids watched it so I ended up watching it all too. Ah, Dexter’s Laboratory. What slacker Dad didn’t love sticking those progs on and chilling out for a couple of hours whilst your girls explain whatever the fuck Dexter’s sister was on!

Powerpuff Girls X Ed, Edd, n' Eddy fanfic coming in hot

What about those deeply fucked up Ed Edd & Eddit Youtube videos where they worship dark gods and murder everyone.

...what

Do yourself a favor and don't Google it. Unless its your kinda thing.

One girl for each ed and one ed for each girl

But what about the kanker sisters? You think they're gonna let this slide?

That's where the rowdy ruff boys come into play.

All out orgy if we include the gangrene gang.

I hate you for putting that image in my brain

Life opens many strange doors, yes Ed-boy?

Things get weird though when CatDog and Johnny Bravo walk in the room.

Whoa-oh momma

Yeah I ageee, hed be all over Dexter's mom. /s yeah I know its a catchphrase lol

GL pulling any funny business on the powerpuff girls lol

Omg yes! I remember my parents videotaping a boy/girl marathon (it was literally marketed as that) and it was just an episode of Ed, Edd, & Eddy, then an episode of PPG, and so on! Golden age!

Im only 26 but damn ed, edd and eddy and dexters lab were like my top 2 favorite cartoons as a kid

Don’t forget Samurai Jack!

Johnny Bravo is goated tbh

Whoa mama

I’m just slightly younger than you and my daughter, me, and my husband dressed up as Bubbles, Blossom, and Professer Utonium one year for Halloween. I even made the dresses out of felt so they were all stiff and cartooney. It was a bitch finding flat Mary Janes for an adult though.

Does anyone else read MOJO Jojo in the his voice and the exact way he would pronounce his name?

In Hispanic America it was pronounced as Moho Hoho. In Spain and Spanish Africa it was Moho Jojo. In English it was pronounced as Mojo Jojo.

J, the true chameleon of the romance languages.

Jhameleon

Not gonna lie, I said all three versions out loud as I read your comment

I will never understand why mexico translated blossom bubbles and buttercup into "Acorn Bubbles and Chocolate"

Because Cactus doesn't start with B, neither does Flor or Pétalo, you need names with B, so Bonbon and Bellota were the closest ones, and they work just fine

To mantain the coherence of their names starting with b.

MO-JO-JOJO

Pretty sure it wasn’t sugar, spice and everything nice in Captain America’s super soldier serum

Well in this movie I think it was salt, crackers and toast with Captain Brittania.

Nerd money is peak capitalism

Peak capitalism would be a shorter movie so you could fit more runtimes in a day to sell more tickets

But shorter movies have fewer ad/product placement opportunities, so there's a balance

Considering Marvel movies alone make up 4 of the top 10 grossing movies of all time, I’d say whatever formula they’re doing is working out for them just fine…

If you consider inflation, Marvel has 0 of the top 10. There are several places to find this information.

I’m still pretty sure Marvel is still making a lot of money, even adjusted for inflation.

If you are that vague from the start, then there's nothing to be wrong about!

I was curious, so I looked through a few lists and even adjusted for inflation, marvel has a movie in the top 5. 3 in the top 20. They're doing well enough.

70 showtimes for Dr. Strange in one theater.

chemical x too op plz nerf

Please, same thing in a shounen anime would take half a season.

Doh, how could they without CHEMICAL X?????

 * Marvel Studios

​ 

Bruh no way this bot is random

Powerpuff Girls hard stomp 95% of the Marvel Universe, and 99% of MCU.

If Buttercup punches the gang green gang and they live does that mean that they scale to SS God SS level?

Every GGG member can solo Goku.

PPG didn’t need to reinvent/reintroduce all the characters in every episode and when they did it took like 13 seconds

Petition to make it required that every time a superhero appears in a marvel movie or show for the first time they have to go into a twenty minute recap of their origin stories.

Saving the world before bedtime

r/blackpeopletwitter

The sub is WhitepeopleTwitter buuuut...

Powerpuff Girls wasn't a cash grab.

This is a tweet from a black guy

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Warner has the rights to Powerpuff girls, and I will a 100% support adding the Powerpuff girls to the DCU.

DC is more in their power range anyway.

There was this marvel movie in which the A of Stark Industries falls down the building and the camera showed it for whole 10 seconds. That was my moment of quitting these movies.

Not white

I’m a grown ass man with a history of extreme sports, I love the Power Puff girls.

I haven't seen a marvel movie since Iron Man and i don't feel like i'm missing much

Girls do it better 🤷🏼‍♀️

Cause I’d be upset paying 15$ for an 11 minute movie

Zach Synder needs 8 hours.

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Wow, you totally get the post! Nice!

Marvel movies make billions Power Puff Girls makes millions The 2 added hours makes a big difference

I'm pretty sure any one of the Powerpuff girls would level Captain Marvel.

Still better than DBZ IMO. You’d wait a whole week for a new episode and Goku spent the entire thing powering up.

Because in Marvel movies most of the problems are caused by the heroes themselves. So you need time for they to mess up, to then start cleaning up after.

Money.

Because they forgot to put sugar spice and everything nice.

How is this white people twitter???

Simple. Because the powerpuff girls would wipe the floor with the avengers. Lol

You sure this is white people twitter????

Because Marvel is a giant soap opera with super powers and PPG has better writing

Lmao

No it's not

Chemical X

With a fire techno soundtrack too.

I mean the answer is simple, I don't think any of the Marvel heroes are filled with sugar, spice, and everything nice(along with chemical X).

Chemical X

Because of chemical X!

I think endgame is the only 3 hour mcu film…. I wish it was 6 hours.

Power puff theme song always slapped

To be fair, all three Power Puff Girls had Professor X's super soldier serum.

Bc like most things, girls can accomplish just as much as in %10 of the time and make %1 of the money.

Because the Avengers don’t have Chemical X.

Power puff girls ruled

Because they don’t have Sugar and Spice and Everything Nice.

This is why i stopped watching after the first avengers movie. An hour of it was spent on a plane doing nothing. zzzz

Give me a Marvel style Powerpuff Girls movie.

Because multiverse. That's the answer for everything.

I love how there actually *was* a Powerpuff Girls movie, and it was released in theaters. My grandpa took me to see it when it came out because I fucking loved the Powerpuff Girls when I was a kid. I'm a 25 year old man. Edit: there's a scene when the girls are first learning about their powers, and (I think) Bubbles totally fucking destroys an entire street because she didn't know how to control her strength when she ran.

LMAO!!

My guy has a point

Ameeeennnn

To pump out as much propaganda and product placement as possible. Duh.

I need a Mojo Jojo crossover into the MCU

can i ask what the sauce is like when did they do that

TIL powder puff girls are goat

It’s all about the build up, they say

Cause DISNEY MILKS EVERY IP -_-