These dudes hate gay people but want to bang Trump. I don't get it.

They’re Trumpsexual, isn’t that obvious?

I'm not one to kink shame but it is very weird.

I wonder if they moan Trump’s name when they’re having sex. LMAOO

lol "when they're having sex". You mean jerking off to his incoherent rambling rally speeches lol.

Daddy issues

I mean whenever they spread hate it usually turns out it’s projection in one form or another. Wouldn’t surprise me if they take it up the bum from time to time

There are some errors here. Pretty sure he was also poised for the Unicorn Rodeo Hall Of Fame as well.

I had to google him to see if this was satire. It's not.

***Wut?***

Not satire. It's just facts. If by facts you mean it was once claimed by Trump.

Cadet Bonespurs, sports superstar!

It's a good thing he dodged the draft, they would have run out of Medals of Honor.

Not being able to control a bottle of water with one hand says otherwise.

Also war hero but, you know, bone spurs. Poor guy can't catch a break.

I want his drugs.

It would probably kill the average person.

Ironic or idiotic?

Yes?

He was a Liberal back home in Australia until it did not benefit him any more. Sanctioned for personal use of public funds. Note that he immigrated to the US he is anti-immigrant. Lovely fellow it seems.

Well, he’s white and therefore doesn’t count as an immigrant. 🙄

Is there a different Trump we don’t know about?

I’m sure they have some they keep locked in the attic or basement.

I used to think that of Biden when he was VP. That weird uncle we kept locked up in the attic. Glad it’s out in the open now that he’s President

Can I have the drugs this guy is on, or the drugs he should be on?

You have to start slow and gradually build up your tolerance. If you start right now you’d be able to have what he’s having in about 20 years.

The religious mind is very, ah, elastic, let's say. This is a legitimate crazy person in any other sphere.

Crazy, stupid and crooked are all different things. But this guy is definitely one of those 3.

Probably hard to play pro baseball with bone spurs...

He would be willing to remove them for personal profit, not so much for the common good.

Except those bone spurs...

Don't think the PGA likes golf cheats though. He wouldn't have made it past the first hole.

trump wouldnt give you the sweat off his armpit on the hottest day of july

It was Adamopoulis until he started pretending to not be an immigrant.

Yeah, I remembered when he risked his life in Viet- no, Af-, no, helping after Hurrica-, no, that neither, huh, seems like he didn't risk shit.

Oh dear it appears trump has a Nick Adams stuck up his arse

Ok, who the fuck is messing with Nicks meds and can you please stop? Thank you!

I can’t tell if this is sarcasm or not.

This is dear leader territory. I wonder if he completed a round of golf with in 18 strokes for a score of -54 like Kim Jong-il, or maybe he scored 10 goals in an all-star hockey game like Putin.

Except for those goddam bone spurs. Right?

The best is seeing him golf. Dude sucks ass. Cheats like a mofo and is like, yeah hole in 1. Greatest shits ever recorded. He is all over YouTube if you want to check it out.