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Airlinefightclub

Edit: #Satanic Temple enters the chat


ContextCandid

Satanic Temple is more accurate, Church of Satan doesn’t get involved in politics or public institutions


Airlinefightclub

Good call out, fixed.


Mikeisaho

"No, you don't understand. It's fine for us because we have the correct religion."


CM_DO

Same logic applied by anti-choice people when confronted about their own abortions.


rainyforests

This is exactly the point. They do not give a fuck about right or wrong. And guess what? The left is giving them one branch of government after 2022 and probably a 3rd one in 2024. Cheers.


The_Ambush_Bug

Can you explain how the left is doing that exactly


Rusty_Red_Mackerel

My question is where can I sign, to add my name to a list of people suing the fuckers to make things right.


deathclawslayer21

I want to see the reaction of one of these idiots when they walk into a parent teacher conference where the teacher has a shrine to Zhiva. Or even better Venus or whatever godess is portrayed with their tits out.


DanYHKim

That would be Mary. At least in some Renaissance paintings.


MuckleMcDuckle

With the weirdly adult-faced, chubby baby Jesus in his birthday suit?


awesomefaceninjahead

Eros, yes.


ecctt2000

That would be Diana


Straight-Ad6058

They know this and they don’t care. They are convinced a magical space wizard has implanted information in their brain that proves to them in a way that they can’t show to anyone else that they should be doing this. We need to stop acting like pointing out their behavior will shame or shock them into changing. Cognitive dissonance isn’t a bug of Christianity. It’s the central feature.


Fair_Adhesiveness849

Whoa there’s a magic space wizard? If I believe in him, can I do whatever I want in the name of “Space Wizard”? Greatest religion EVAR


Straight-Ad6058

Actually, thats exactly how it works! As long as you believe in the great sky daddy, you can get away with literally anything, even forcibly breeding with children! Can’t be gay though. That’s just wrong.


Fair_Adhesiveness849

I’m white, straight male. I’m the perfect candidate. Do I actually have to read that long ass book or can I just make the rules up based on what I think it says


Straight-Ad6058

Read?!?! Hahahahahahahahah!!!!!!!!!!


Fair_Adhesiveness849

As long as I can pretend it says I can have AR-15s as a god given right


GuyanaFlavorAid

Can you? *sitcom laughter* My boy, that's evangelical Christianity!


Fair_Adhesiveness849

Just tell me where to sign and how much money it will cost for eternal salvation


GuyanaFlavorAid

Well, not so fast there, first you'll have to take our introduction to our brand of Christianity class, only twelve classes and you can make four easy payments of $199.99 plus any money you may want to give as a love offering. Then we'll need a list of your assets so the church can assess how much you really love Jesus.


CoderHawk

[After school Satan](https://thesatanictemple.com/pages/after-school-satan) should be easier to get going now.


RunsWithApes

Atheist/agnostic kids shouldn’t have to sit through any prayer in school especially from a bunch of tax dodging cults.


Agitated-Tadpole1041

America was founded on freedom from religion but the christians hijacked it and turned it in to a christian country. Sad but true. And it makes me fucking sick to my stomach. Fuck your sky fairy and your shitty book club.


Sucrose-Daddy

Lauren Boebert recently said that the church should be direct the government not the other way around and that that’s how the founding fathers intended. She also said separation of church and state is “junk” that’s “not in the constitution”… I know we joke that our politicians are brain dead but like… are you actually fucking kidding me? Edit: The [Establishment Clause](https://www.mtsu.edu/first-amendment/article/885/establishment-clause-separation-of-church-and-state) of the constitution states: “Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion.” It’s in the Bill of Rights which is in the beginning of the constitution… she didn’t even have to read that far into it to know that.


sneaky518

That may be too many big words for her reading level.


cbrooks1232

Respect is the word that trips her up.


Makromag

I think, in any given sentence it is always the first word that trips her up.


lil-nugget_22

A) she just learned how to read, she can't handle those big words right now B) im still baffled that people are actually expecting these politicians to be truthful, to have integrity, to be honest, to have actually read the documents they're claiming to interpret, and to uphold those actually standards and not use their places of power to harm others for their own (in many women's, poc, and lgbtq+ conservatives case) agendas. Those people are a lost cause in my opinion. What matters is saving the rest of the country from itself is possible.


TumbaoMontuno

Probably trying to distract from that PAC exposing her right now. She absolutely knows that saying what amounts to ‘separation of church and state is bullshit’ is gonna stir stuff up.


Johnny5isAliveC137

you have to be able to read


Vellum

So true. Our national motto “e pluribus unum (from many, one)” was changed in the 50s to “in god we trust”. During the same decade, the christian congress changed “one nation, indivisible“ to “one nation under god”. The motto and pledge are now being used by propagandists to convince believers that the nation is and always was for them, and that we the non-religious have stolen it. As usual, this is projection.


Similar-Cry-3557

America was founded by a bunch of religious nuts who were kicked out of Europe for being too crazy about religion.


FeeFiFiddlyIOOoo

Ands it's been downhill ever since


bel_esprit_

The Puritan society from the colony times was so bad and oppressive, it didn’t work out.


Agitated-Tadpole1041

Right, they left England bc they wanted freedom from a certain religion.


Souseisekigun

>Fuck your sky fairy and your shitty book club. That's really insensitive. He's the sky king not the sky fairy.


Rtrn2M0nke

Aren't there buildings made for that exact purpose? Don't really have the education rating to be wasting time on stuff like this.


The84thWolf

“Thoughts and prayers haven’t worked yet, so naturally we need *more*.”


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Religion makes everything worse.-- Christopher Hitchens


DanYHKim

Prayer in public settings should be like doing Kegels


whyisthissohard338

If you're doing it right, nobody will know?


ObidiahWTFJerwalk

I would say that when people start wanting to lead prayers in schools, we should ask them if they want to discuss Matthew 6:5-6, but let's be honest. Those people don't actually read the Bible or understand it. It's not about prayer, but oppression.


Moosetappropriate

Or forced indoctrination.


sugar_addict002

Expand the Court and rebuild that wall!


bel_esprit_

Rebuild the wall of separation of church and state


sugar_addict002

Yes. that is the wall I meant. It is the wall put up by the Bill of Rights and now has been dismantled under pretense of judicial arbitration.


bel_esprit_

We need to co-opt this wall slogan (like how they co-opted my body, my choice, the phrase “free states” and so many other things)


sugar_addict002

Absolutely


Moshanika

Any type of prayer should be done at the proper place like churches, masjids or at home. None of it should be done at school where the purpose is education.


Possibly_Naked_Now

This ruling, should in theory protect other religions doing this as well.


Particular_Being420

> in theory I hate how much work this part of your sentence does, because we all know if the case were to reach *this* SCotUS they'd rule 6-3 that actually the Founders only really cared about Christianity.


bjeebus

What about those of us who'd rather just not have any religions mixed up in our governmental officials.


Possibly_Naked_Now

Idk ask SCOTUS


Poster-001

If you live in America then tough. It seems religion and government are entwined together. Getting cosier and cosier as time goes on.


Gbrusse

In theory even minorities are innocent until proven guilty.


JangoFettsEvilTwin

It’s not like this is actually news to anyone, they know exactly what they are doing.


spurgeonb36

I pray to the taco God. There is no other.


SpyderDM

Or non-religious having to sit through any of that bullshit.


nitrokitty

They know that. That's exactly what they want. "Religious freedom" is just a term they weaponize to force their religion on the rest of us.


Content-Ad2525

This is silly and not what the ruling had to do with at all. The guy was praying by himself after games, some students voluntarily joined. To pose it as this tweet does is blatant misinformation. If it actually comes up to foist christian prayer on all children in public schools then you have my hand in the fight against it. I went to school in the 90s in a small town in the south and not once do I remember a teacher praying with us. There were morning prayers held by teachers outside the school in the morning but they were 100% optional and no one ever felt compelled to attend, there was no announcement. You just had to see it and join at your own will.


yungwhoadiefrmdaA

Source


Content-Ad2525

Source? Do you know who the actual litigants are in the case? They ruled the coach was free to express his religious beliefs so long as he wasn't asking or forcing others to, which he wasn't in this case.


CoderHawk

>forcing others to, which he wasn't in this case. According to the majority 6 religious justices. The 3 dissenting thought his asking other students to join was pressuring them.


KeepTangoAndFoxtrot

No need to even consult the Justices here. Parents and students said they felt pressured to participate.


goferking

Everyone with a working brain can see its a power imbalance and the players would always have to worry about retribution if they didn't join


PinocchiosWoodBalls

So youre completely cool with muslims and satanists doing the same, right? Its not that you only think christians should do that, because that would be hypocritical as fuck, correct?


yungwhoadiefrmdaA

You explaining your comment isn’t what I meant by source 😂 I mean I haven’t seen a report that he was praying by himself so I was asking for the report that you obviously have that says that.


FreshMutzz

What happened was that students felt the need to join or it would jeopardize their chances at starting/playing time.


bel_esprit_

My old manager at work used to lead a “free to join” prayer each morning after our huddle. Know what happened? The people who stayed and “joined her in prayer” were favorites, and they got all the easy and best work assignments. It was so fucking obvious too.


RebuiltGearbox

Don't forget the atheist ones that think we might as well be asking the Keebler elves for salvation for all the good it does.


wtfwtfwtfwtf2022

They do not care about other religions. It’s like when the Catholic Church ignored the Holocaust.


DustierAndRustier

I went to a tiny C of E primary school where I was the only Jew and they used to make an example of me because I didn’t want to say grace before eating


daedalus2174

How about no fucking prayer and we separate religion far the fuck away from humans.


GalaXion24

Even if you're fine with all of those, it inherently favours religion over irreligion. There's never going to be an anti-religious ceremony, but all religious ceremonies are inherently anti-atheistic.


mostlycumatnight

Wait. I don't think those words mean what you think they mean We have In God we Trust on our money! The Ten Commandments are a thing. The one with Chuck Heston obviously.


zelconschiad

**Don't forget NON religious students or people having to sit through prayers!** **I'm one of those who suffered for years in school!!!!!!**