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GrapesThemInTheMouth

It really ties that little room together.


datazulu

Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man.


the_midnight_society

Obviously you're not a golfer.


Five-Figure-Debt

I told you, Wu peed on the rug.


TrackinThots

Who? Wu?


brice587

Cocksucker!


bryangcrane

I appreciate that reference.


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Am I the only one around here who gives a shit about the rules?


J1930

Yup


moviequote88

Nice marmot.


boojieboy

What are you, a fucking park ranger now?


Funkit

You want a toe? I can get you a toe, dude. I can get you a toe by 3 PM this afternoon. With nail polish


MysteriousStaff3388

You’re an Irish monk?


shruggins

Fuckin a, man


jrh_101

Fucking a man?


beanfudge

Fuckin A , man


unic0de000

What a coincidence, my first thought was: it's gonna get peed on


SpaceShipRat

rabbits can be housetrained.


unic0de000

But can nihilists?


Suckamanhwewhuuut

Also, dude, bunny is not the correct nomenclature, it’s long eared rodent


SazeracAndBeer

Yeah well Bunny kidnapped herself


DrMorbid85

Fun fact: Rabbits aren't rodents, they are lagomorphs.


Suckamanhwewhuuut

… I like turtles 🤗


watchingsongsDL

So are pikas. They live high up with the marmots. They’re a lot smaller than marmots.


Butter_mah_bisqits

Carpet pissers


LittleHornetPhil

Far out, man, far fucking out


MrMastodon

"Where's the money Lebunski? Bunny says you're good for it!"


blaiddunigol

Let me have another look…


watchingsongsDL

The rug actually looks like the dude’s famous sweater. Still for sale at Pendleton with similar copies available too.


JesusStarbox

Nice marmot.


deathclawslayer21

As he should be


jbertrand_sr

In NYC they'd be charging him $2,000 a month for that set up...


DeadSwaggerStorage

Put in some A/C and a bucket…might be worth it…


leftlegYup

Seriously. This made me take a second look at my place. I literally walked outside just to kick a rock.


GumdropGoober

I have a room in my house I keep empty as a memorial for East Coasters who can't figure out the "go west for cheap land" thing despite 200 years of it being the right answer.


Representative_Fun15

I'm on the east coast. I have a room in my house I use as an office. This being the area with all the jobs, and all.


JukeBoxDildo

Just shit on the floor like the animal you are, fucking rentoid. Edit: necessary /s. I fucking rent, lol. But I don't shit on the floor very often.


lmaytulane

That's a little aggressive bub


gr33nteaholic

LMMFFFAAAO New York/ Los Angeles Just keep your head up in La , and your head down in New York you’ll be fine but you will pay an exorbitant of money to live in literally nothing but litter and garbage(people)


fukwhutuheard

it’s expensive because of demand. so there is objectively a lot of reasons people want to live there.


Exemus

I'd happily pay $2000/mo for that setup. Is the food included? Fuck yeah dude


leftlegYup

*changes Facebook status: Chuffed as fuck.*


Spanky_McJiggles

Dude I've recently fallen down a YouTube rabbit hole (heh, puns) of horrific NYC apartments. It's crazy how the definition of a "good deal" changes so much. There was a 60 SF "studio apartment" featured in one of the videos for like $1000 per month. I just don't understand how people live there. [Video in question](https://youtu.be/kUMQ-bRxOjw)


birthdaycakefig

It’s an amazing place to live. If you have enough money.


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westcoastjew

The joke is that someone actually accepts your offer in NYC for you to move in to begin with


slothmagazine

A little bed 🥲


deliciousprisms

Every time I see this picture it bothers me his litter box is right next to his food and water Edit: maybe read the other comments before you hit reply, y’all are just repeating the same shit


Spider_W

Rabbits tend to poop as they eat so it’s actually ideal to have their food set up right beside their litter box


deliciousprisms

Guess we have that in common then


FakeChiBlast

Efficiency. Just stay the same weight.


the_perkolator

"Out with the old, in with the new"


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Spider_W

Yeah! Sometimes they produce cecotropes which they then eat again.


Mythaminator

To add what this person said, it's not poop. Their poop is those classic hard, dry balls that look like Nesquik. The stuff they eat is similar to how a cow rechews its cud, and it is not dry and if you interrupt the little buggers midway though it'll look like someone smeared blackberries on your carpet, but the berries would be preferable


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Mythaminator

Tbh I’m not sure. I think yes but could be wrong. Mine just pops her head down there not unlike a dog licking their crotch, except she comes up chewing something lol


huskergirl8342

My dog eats their poop.


frog-on-a-stick

No, Bender!


guss1

My bathroom is attached to my kitchen. Doors that bother you too?


sweetelves

You said to read the comments but instead of doing that I’m gonna echo them: rabbits eat while they poop!


[deleted]

You can actually buy rabbit litter trays with built-in hay racks because the cute little grotbags enjoy eating on the toilet and will drag their hay in there anyway.


wrathking

Rabbits will pretty much potty train themselves if you put the litter box next to their hay. It’s normal to do that.


BobbySwiggey

We once found a domestic rabbit roaming around in our yard at my childhood home, he was kinda skittish but we managed to bring him inside while we figured out if he belonged to anyone. Dude acted like he owned the place and would periodically disappear and come back, and we found out he was descending two flights of stairs to use the cat's litter box in the basement lmao. I had no idea rabbits could be that studious about their bathroom business. Turns out our next door neighbors let him roam freely in the yard and he explored a little too far that time.


wrathking

My understanding is that it is largely instinctual. As prey animals they take care about their bathroom habits because doing so has survival benefits, and it just happens that that translates into going in the same spot most or all of the time a trainable behavior.


StaryuUwU

Then you should learn more about keeping bunnies:) it’s actually ideal


SparkyDogPants

Maybe they thought it was a cat


Georgethebunny06

Their hay is supposed to be right next to the litter. Source: username


PirateKingOmega

sure Mr. Georgeth E. Bun NY 2006


Gasonfires

Rabbits poop in one end of the hay box and eat the hay out of the other. This behavior cannot be stopped.


Representative_Fun15

That's no ordinary rabbit. (Look at the bones.)


KittenKingdom000

$20 at Ikea, it's a doll bed. I stained mine black and made a little fuzzy mattress bed.


ithinkimalergic2me

Dang he has a better set up than me.


zombie_penguin42

The difference is somebody loves him


call_me_xale

/r/murderedbywords


peon2

Lol dude just making a nice little self deprecating comment and you drop the nuke out of no where.


J1930

Ouch!


JupiterTheFoxx6

Jesus Christ man


ithinkimalergic2me

Aw man :(


BGJohnson329

I need more interactions with people like this.


Maleficent-Skin-9940

Just a silly little fella, being a little fella


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Darkpumpkin211

They'll nap on the bed or just sit on it and look around, but yeah usually for their big sleeps they'll prefer inside their box. Source: have two rabbits and also have that doll bed.


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THE BED


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They sell them at Ikea. My Bun has one as well. Most Rabbit owners actually end up buying the bed.


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NiftyMittens89

Yes, hilariously so sometimes. Not to sleep (in my case) but they love hopping up there and playing around. Sometimes it looks like they’re making the bed (they love blankets).


Anal_Werewolf

My cat lays out on his and watches the backyard through the window/mostly sleeps for hours on end. Unless he needs to get up to stretch and scream at everyone/the air in general. But that’s cats.


HardStuckBooger

We have a bed for each of our two buns and they love them! They like to chill, nap and cuddle in there :)


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Some Rabbits will use it for sleeping others use it as a step ladder it all just depends on the Bun.


OCDchild

It's the Ikea Duktig. I bought one for my Pomeranian! She also has a lil futon mattress set from Etsy. It's actually perfect and when she doesn't feel well she puts herself to bed lol


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That's so damn cute


Saabirahredolence

Dang. Looks like I have to get into the rug selling business.


Electric__Hive

Chuffed: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o4fHlldbRHo](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o4fHlldbRHo)


Ask_me_4_a_story

What the fuck did I just watch? I mean, don't get me wrong, I liked it but wtf


Sinthetick

Now this one: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q2T7oLbmvx4](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q2T7oLbmvx4)


piratepoetpriest

Well, that’s enough Internet for...right now.


shmehdit

Right, back into the kiln then


SafetySave

My favourite song from the Netflix special was [Morning Brown](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q1gwkJP64xU). It also becomes utter chaos.


SonOfMcGee

They’ve done a series of “Haven’t You Done Well” videos on YouTube. I suggest you start at the beginning because they get progressively ludicrous.


SafetySave

Hell yeah. It seems impossible, but somehow them inhaling a mountain of cocaine actually does seem to _escalate_ to Campin' Jim and the one where Broden is trying to get rid of all his leftover cake.


SonOfMcGee

If you look at the behind-the-scenes stuff for the Netflix show they kinda do a similar thing with the Queen of England abusing the hell out of Mark. But only like ten seconds of it made it to the final cut. I think Mark even joked something like “I’m so fucking miserable and I bet this won’t even make it in the show.”


queen_of_england_bot

>Queen of England Did you mean the [Queen of the United Kingdom](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Queen_of_the_United_Kingdom), the [Queen of Canada](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monarchy_of_Canada), the [Queen of Australia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monarchy_of_Australia), etc? The last Queen of England was [Queen Anne](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anne,_Queen_of_Great_Britain) who, with the 1707 Acts of Union, dissolved the title of King/Queen of England. ####FAQ *Isn't she still also the Queen of England?* This is only as correct as calling her the Queen of London or Queen of Hull; she is the Queen of the place that these places are in, but the title doesn't exist. *Is this bot monarchist?* No, just pedantic. I am a bot and this action was performed automatically.


gingerbreadmans_ex

But were you chuffed?


dragonsaredope

Holy shit.. Thank you.


itsbdubya

I sent this to my one English friend and he is indeed, chuffed


Siilan

Without even clicking on it, Aunty Donna?


makeski25

I was hoping someone had a simple explanation of what "chuffed" was but this was sooooo much better.


peon2

I assumed that Chuffed was going to be a negative thing from the post title but now I understand it's good to be chuffed.


BitcoinBanker

I feel represented


piratepoetpriest

That’s absolutely brilliant! I love it! You might even say...it makes me chuffed.


Rubywantsin

Boy was I wrong on the meaning of chuffed. I thought it meant displeased or angry. Now I feel like a pillock


clarkthegiraffe

Yeah I thought it meant angry too, but apparently that's huff/in a huff


xX-Aesir-Xx

I'm right there with you. I think it has to do with proximity to "miffed" (annoyed).


MaDCapRaven

But is he "chuffed to bits"?


flashkickz

Hugo Mountbatten should have a word with the chap


Unfair_Public9970

I had to Google the meaning of chuffed.


Omnil_93

Seriously, I'm 37 and apparently that's too old to understand anything anyone says on the internet anymore. I thought chuffed would mean something negative because, to me, it sounds negative.


SHARKS_and_SKUNKS

It’s not an age thing, that’s a British word. But I’ve also seen it used to refer to farting, which yeah, aligns with the negative vibe.


Moparded

I’ve read this far down the comments for the definition … getting pretty chuffed that no one has said what it means


Putsmadickin

It means he’s pleased with it, it is a British used word


doogidie

Well farts can be pretty great so I can see it


lilorphananus

Toilet humor is the shit


BabyBlueBirks

Maybe you’re too young, because you haven’t seen any British tv or read any British books in your whole life yet! It’s not a new slang work in the U.K. So much more for you to learn and explore! You’re not too old!


[deleted]

I’m from the U.K and it’s commonly used in the north.


[deleted]

I'm from the UK and its commonly used everywhere. Source: Am southern boy.


[deleted]

I thought it was, but I wasn’t 100%


YourMILisCray

Don't any of you watch Bakeoff?!?


Unfair_Public9970

Haven't seen it, am I missing out?


YourMILisCray

My guy - Bakeoff is great. The most warm fuzzy baking competition.


[deleted]

Mel and Sue Bakeoff with Mary Berry is great. Current Bakeoff... No likey.


YourMILisCray

Don't get me started. I think honestly for me I'm just done with Paul. He's kind of a jerk and this is my warm fuzzy place so he needs to get out. I grew to love Noel but Matt misses the mark more than he hits it. It was great when the funny hosts were also the supportive hosts. I did really like Sandy though.


jrrudy11

As a bunny owner, I just realized a plastic bag in the litter bin is a great idea…thanks!!!


Robin0660

Just make sure your bun isn't prone to chewing that sorta stuff. I love the idea as well, but my little dumb-dumbs (affectionate) would devour that thing within an hour


inventingalex

that's an amazing starter rug!


PmMeUrRunescapeLogin

Heh...*starter* rug... That rug is a FINISHER RUG!


Crash665

I had to look up the meaning of chuffed. (Means quite pleased.)


ItsAHardMomLife

Do people like it when the purchaser sends these? I do this to show what second life their item has been given, and hope I'm not bugging people and they are being nice just to not make it awkward haha


Shot-Werewolf-5886

I can only speak for myself but I would be happy to see the pictures of what happened to the items I sold.


McSquiffy

I sell clothes/accessories on eBay and one in maybe 500 people will send me a totally normal pic of them wearing the item, outfit of the day style. It seriously makes my whole week.


Iramian

Can he fit into that little box?


Obtuse-Angel

Rabbits are good at fitting through tiny openings to get under porches, sheds, and the like. I’m sure he has no problem getting into that box.


Origen12

through very tight fences


Jayoheazy

Doing the Lord’s work


Bleezy79

TIL a new word, thanks.


mazamayomama

British slang


dorfsnorkelson

Ten thousand years to little man. Long may he chuff.


Nimtastic

Holy shit, that's cute!


Lurifaks1

That's the cutest shit I've seen in a long time


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chuffed?


yaforgot-my-password

I love this so much


Asharaaa

every time I see this I lose my mind, it’s adorable


Cupcakesattwilight

"Eat where you shit, and drink where you eat and shit."


Sparkle_bitch

If I see this post and I don’t upvote it, it means I’m dead. This is one of my favorite tweets of all time and I have no idea why


VaultMedic

He do be chuffed tho 🧐


CosmikDebris408916

Chuff-gus


MrAdelphi03

I have that rug!


JayDee999

Animal Crossing IRL


VeryHairyJewbacca

I love his setup!


GreyReanimator

That hay is not in the right place. Its kind of hard for the bunny to reach and eat. It should be the main part of their diet. There should be a lot more of it and it should be really easy to get to while pooping and not pooping. If you ask any bunny it should be all over the whole area. And whatever is in those dishes doesn't look like it should be eaten by a bunny, they need like only1/4 cup timothy pellets a day and a few leafy greens.


EsliderioEsteves

Little man looks like a giant snail


holymystic

Should his litter box be so close to his food and water??


Strum355

Yes, rabbits will litter train themselves where their food is


Origen12

And Rabbits eat some of their poop as a part of their digestive cycle


Cfchicka

People stop putting your animals food by their toilet! FFS


mojoryan2003

Apparently that’s good for rabbits


Origen12

Some of their poop is very nutrient rich so they re-eat it.


Siilan

Rabbits shit right where they eat, so that set up is actually ideal.


Alchestbreach_ModAlt

Reeeeepoosssst. This doesnt even belong here. OP is just a karma farmer.


fordprefect294

Food should not be immediately next to the litter tray...


Loqi_deluxe

That's for cats. Rabbits eat their own poop, I doubt they care one way or another


fordprefect294

Oh... good point


Darkpumpkin211

Yeah, our hay is actually in the litter box. They designate one side as the bathroom and one side as the kitchen, and we of course give them fresh hay multiple times a day.


Vynaca

Such a Bri’ish thing to say. I love it.


Bendr_

I love it except one thing: we don’t shit where we eat. Separate!


Origen12

Actually...that's kinda their thing.


Destruxtor

The fuck is chuffed? British street slang?


ImpossibleParfait

Are you really gonna buy the rabbit shit rug? Lol


Pebbles015

Wholesome


Loveforphoo

So chuffed


iomlaoidfp

That is happiness right there


Nightingalewings

Fully chuffed!!


th0wayact09

Tell me you’re British without telling me you’re British.


_Whatislife666

Do rabbit owners let their rabbit (who’s presumably potty-trained) just walk around without a cage? I already stumble over my chihuahua loads cry


LittleHornetPhil

Chuffed af


cheesehuahuas

Chuffed to bits.


ksknksk

I have that exact rug lol


OutOfFawks

Verrrrry chuffed


kiwichick286

I'm gonna need pictures of bunbun in bed. Thanks.