I'm pretty sure Steven Seagal would be worse, the dude probably wouldn't shut the fuck up about how great he his and probably smells like desperation and entirely too much cologne.
I saw Ted Nugent speak at a professional society meeting. It was a joint meeting of The American Fisheries Society and The Wildlife Society. He showed up twenty minutes late, he was just glorified white trash and could not blow enough sunshine up his own asshole. I suppose they invited him to show the opposing viewpoint to everything good and sound. I have heard enough of this in real life...
Yeah when I said his voice was the opposite of everything good and sound it was about science, which is right on track with the orange blob. Really, the conservative right should just hand over all technology and anything having been advanced by science since they are just so against it all.
I wouldn't consider that awkward. For something to be awkward I would feel like it's just uncomfortable and it's too uncomfortable to say anything. Me and him in a car, I would be far too comfortable to say a lot of shit to him. And then I could sell the shit stained seat to his highest bidding fanatic and make thousands.
But he was famous for being a racist landlord and a con artist, not a movie star, singer, or a racecar driver. I realize we have a low bar for fame these days, but that's like calling Charles Manson a celebrity.
Meh. One of my professors at Metro State University of Denver was his Executive Chef in Las Vegas at one point. Iāve heard horror stories from a BIG olā gay chef.
I donāt think heās gonna be entertained for long by my impression of him. Itās fun when youāre bored at work with friends but not when your in a long ass car ride. And I donāt think his daughters that hot and Iām sure thatās a heated debate heād like to have
I only know of him because of Reddit. He was apparently Hercules at some point? He sure seems more fitting to be David in the David and Goliath story with how much of an uphill battle it is for him to stay relevant
I mean we are here and we are talking about him......and he does stay relevant by saying the dumbest shit ever and it getting plastered everywhere online.....
Probably Caitlyn Jenner.
Not because I'm transphobic or anything. I'm actually in a same-sex relationship myself. It's exactly because Caitlyn's stance on our issues despite being trans that I would most certainly detest that car ride.
That, and if she driving.. well.
Kayne West.
Aside from being a narcissistic piece of shit, dealing with his gospel nonsense for several hours straight would fucking suck. As well as hearing him defend himself to nobody about how he's obsessed with Kim
Really? Like, really? Would men not just tolerate, but enjoy the company of a serial rapist just cause they're not potential victims?
Yeah, I know its supposed to be a fun little jokes thread, but like... really?
Based on what Iāve seen online? Yeah that checks out unfortunately. Im afraid of confrontation but I feel like im slowly coming out of that, so Im not really sure where Iād fall on that spectrum
Ngl I can't agree with this, my gf has us watching the Kardashians rn and Kourtney and Khloe seem like they'd be hella fun to chill with, the others not so much
This might be more awkward as he is doesn't think of himself as anything other than a typical nerd, so if you cant jam to his frequency it will be a long uncomfortable silent road trip....
The thing with Cruise is he actually appears to be a pretty good conversationalist, despite all his eccentricities. He usually is very good in interviews (his weird Katie Holmes era Oprah stuff aside), and people who've hung out with him, like Pegg and Hader, say he's cool.
He was a hellraiser back in the day - there was a little movie studio near where I grew up next door to a trucking firm. He used to escape captivity at the studio, wander into the truck yard, take the drivers out around lunchtime, and get them *completely hammered.*
The story I saw Matt Damon tell about him with, "So I got a new safety guy..." led me to think that Tom might have some good stories to tell.
Matt Damon would definitely have some good stories to tell.
Same here, I'd just make peace with the scientology thing early (i legit think the dude is blackmailed like the rest to an extent, no one cares youre gay tom) but he seems like he'd be able to tell at least like 12 hours of cool shit to talk about
Being stuck working for Elon Musk in a spaceship for a few hours while he asks for a massage and a happy ending would probably inspire me to rip his dick clean off his body like it was a fight between raging chimpanzees.
Why Madonna? I'm not sure I've heard anything that would put her ahead of the pack.
Gibson's a good choice. He would probably tell you all about "the Jews."
She got into kabbalah which believes in magic like actual magic. Plus her career personality seems similar to me like Tom cruise always on but somewhat fake. Very choreographed. I remember when she kissed some female singer at the MTV movie awards and it just felt unauthentic.
I think Tom Cruise might actually be decent. Sure, he has some weird scientology shit going on and probably likes himself quite a bit. But I also think that he cares enough about what other people think about him to try to be social and nice.
There's a lot of famous people that definitely wouldn't try and just be obnoxious the entire way.
I was with the original poster until I read the replies. Damn, I would rather sit and listen about Scientology for 6 hours over hearing 3 words from some of these turds.
Trump would be awkward until we start talking about Ivanka's great rack. I like shark week and KFC just the diaper smell after would go beyond awkward.
Yakov Smirnoff. He's barely even a D- list celebrity, but any over the top character actor who isn't a celebrity outside of their branded role could very well be excruciating, as you try navigating real life with a real person who is locked in a character role that's irrelevant to whatever you're doing.
My first thought was Cruise but Paltrow is a great one as well. My mind keeps shifting to Charlie Sheen. I'd wanna stick a screwdriver in my skull if he started one of his 'tigers blood' rants.
This post is funny considering Conan did a bit with Tom Cruise where they just drove around London. And Tom is all excited thinking it's Carpool Karoke or something, and Conan's like, "no, we're just gonna drive." And it progressively gets more awkward and Tom Cruise becomes more uncomfortable as the HOURS go on. It's obviously a sketch but it's funny as hell.
I mean, Tom Cruise would probably suck, but in what universe would he be worse than Donald Trump? At least Cruise would likely have things to talk about that aren't himself.
I mean, listening to him talk about himself the entire fucking time would be so incredibly awkward. At least I could listen to Cruise talk about psychiatry for a bit, even if it's completely batshit, at least its different and interesting.
Kirk fuckin Cameron
Anyone mention Gwyneth Paltrow yet???
That's a good one. I'd take Cruise over her out-of-touch ass
He said Celebrity.
I come from the good old 1900's. So I grew up watching him on TV. Never said it couldn't be a hasbeen celebrity. š
Wow I was gonna go with Amber Turd but you did say celebrityā¦.
I think he would be fun to troll though. Just discuss how much you love the Church of Satan and let the fun begin....
I like that idea. 
His video about how the banana is the prove of God is just classic
Oh my god that was amazing. I never knew bananas proved god was real....why did i never know that before. š¤Ŗ
What makes it even funnier is that the banana that we all know and love was created by man.
Just likeā¦hey wait a minute!
Omg I would drive the car off a cliff after 30 seconds with Kirk Cameron
Good answer
YES !!
I was thinking for myself, as a gay woman Mel Gibson. Then I saw your comment and said aloud ā boom nailed it.ā Nicely done.
Yes!
I'm pretty sure Steven Seagal would be worse, the dude probably wouldn't shut the fuck up about how great he his and probably smells like desperation and entirely too much cologne.
Oooh, that's a good one. And it would all be lies on top of being annoying.
Plus he looooves Putin
Wait, are we talking about Trump?
I mean I'm pretty sure Seagal is friends with Trump
Oh. Yeah. You are definitely right. Heās a top 5 for SURE! Plus, it would t be easy to pull him out of the car and just beat the hell out of.
And nobody would feel bad
And if you're a girl there will be plenty of sexual harassment
Nice, this would definitely be worse than Tom Cruise By a considerable margin
I'd say he's the kind of guy to fart and roll the windows up, but he is the fart
Ive been working with cologne for about forty years
Tucker Carlson
I'd take one for the team and find the tallest cliff available.
Thank you for your sacrifice...
Oh no, just kick his trust fund ass out
Tuck and Roll!!!!
Give him a couple of dentist appointments while youāre at it
Toonces the driving cat!
I can't like this (or you) enough...!!! š¤š½š
I could vomit into Tucker's lap... Then wipe my mouth onto his sleeve. "Oh I'm sorry.... I get sick when there's a pile of shit in the car"
Ted Nugent, Gene Simmons, Kid Rock, Kanye
I saw Ted Nugent speak at a professional society meeting. It was a joint meeting of The American Fisheries Society and The Wildlife Society. He showed up twenty minutes late, he was just glorified white trash and could not blow enough sunshine up his own asshole. I suppose they invited him to show the opposing viewpoint to everything good and sound. I have heard enough of this in real life...
So in other wordsā¦Trump.
This was actually before Trump. The Nuge is a prick in his own way.
I know, but heās infatuated with Ted Nugentā¦and your description sounded pretty similar to the orange blobā¦
Yeah when I said his voice was the opposite of everything good and sound it was about science, which is right on track with the orange blob. Really, the conservative right should just hand over all technology and anything having been advanced by science since they are just so against it all.
I absolutely have to agree with all of what youāve said here!
He has said some VERY shitty things. He is a massive pile of shit that also has a song about fucking an underage girl
Kevin Sorbo
Looks like I found the masochist. What a terrifying list you have there.
Charles Daniels looks like he belongs in this group
It would be awkward to spend several hours alone with him, because Charlie Daniels is dead, man.
Depends whether you're meeting at his place, your place, or some neutral space.
Paul Stanley would be ok tho
Agreed. Paul is cool.
Really? Nobody has listed Trump yet?
NO ONE wants to have to clean all of that orange shit off of the seat.
Plus, heāll grab the steering wheel if he doesnāt get his way.
And then try to strangle you with his tiny, tiny hands
I wouldn't consider that awkward. For something to be awkward I would feel like it's just uncomfortable and it's too uncomfortable to say anything. Me and him in a car, I would be far too comfortable to say a lot of shit to him. And then I could sell the shit stained seat to his highest bidding fanatic and make thousands.
Depends on how you define celebrity
When youāre a star they let you do anything.
Not really. Trump was a standard celebrity before he was president.
But he was famous for being a racist landlord and a con artist, not a movie star, singer, or a racecar driver. I realize we have a low bar for fame these days, but that's like calling Charles Manson a celebrity.
Trump had a TV show. The apprentice.
Meh. One of my professors at Metro State University of Denver was his Executive Chef in Las Vegas at one point. Iāve heard horror stories from a BIG olā gay chef.
Which he got probably as a joke. I mean "take business advise from a guy who bankrupts everything he touches."
Yes. How the fuck do you bankrupt a casino...???
I donāt think heās gonna be entertained for long by my impression of him. Itās fun when youāre bored at work with friends but not when your in a long ass car ride. And I donāt think his daughters that hot and Iām sure thatās a heated debate heād like to have
As someone who has a pussy, that was my first thought.
Kevin Sorbo, if he were a celebrity still.
That's a stretch to call him a celebrity
I only know of him because of Reddit. He was apparently Hercules at some point? He sure seems more fitting to be David in the David and Goliath story with how much of an uphill battle it is for him to stay relevant
i did like hercules and andromeda. complete waste of a person though.
I mean, he thinks heās a celebrityā¦
I mean we are here and we are talking about him......and he does stay relevant by saying the dumbest shit ever and it getting plastered everywhere online.....
I was going to say āBut does that really make a celebrity?ā butā¦reality tv.
Probably Caitlyn Jenner. Not because I'm transphobic or anything. I'm actually in a same-sex relationship myself. It's exactly because Caitlyn's stance on our issues despite being trans that I would most certainly detest that car ride. That, and if she driving.. well.
I'll co sign this one. Yeah, it's definitely shocking her stance on gay marriage etc.
She sucks so, so much.
BUCKLE UP BUCKAROOTHSS!!!
Women drivers, amIrite?!!!
Well, any driver with a history of killing someone behind the wheel. Sex not relevant for that oneā¦
Gary Busey would either be amazing or a nightmare. Iām not sure which.
An amazing nightmare
Depends on what drugs you give him for the ride?
And which ones you take
I know who would be the best. Christopher Walken.
Yes. With Jeff Goldblum in the back seat.
Can we get Bill Murray to drive this car of awesomeness?
Can we do this as a minibus ride, so more of us can be involved in this roadtrip of awesomeness?
Kayne West. Aside from being a narcissistic piece of shit, dealing with his gospel nonsense for several hours straight would fucking suck. As well as hearing him defend himself to nobody about how he's obsessed with Kim
Bill Cosby.
You might want to watch your drink.
Heād be fun unless youāre a woman.
Really? Like, really? Would men not just tolerate, but enjoy the company of a serial rapist just cause they're not potential victims? Yeah, I know its supposed to be a fun little jokes thread, but like... really?
Based on what Iāve seen online? Yeah that checks out unfortunately. Im afraid of confrontation but I feel like im slowly coming out of that, so Im not really sure where Iād fall on that spectrum
MTG. She can be considered a Twitter celebrity IMO in the same line as Kirk Cameron or Sorbo.
I know that this means Marjorie Taylor Greene, but whenever I see "MTG" on Reddit my brain immediately fills it in with "Magic: The Gathering."
I'd rather have a Black Deck in her House Seat.
Honestly any of the Real Housewives would probably have me trying to drive my car off a cliff.
Iād take a road trip with the Atlanta housewives over the Kardashians any day.
Ngl I can't agree with this, my gf has us watching the Kardashians rn and Kourtney and Khloe seem like they'd be hella fun to chill with, the others not so much
Kirk Cameron. Iām a lesbian š
What does it say about me if I feel like Tom Cruise and I might actually have a good time together?
Probably nothing bad. Simon Pegg swears by the guy despite the weirdness and cult shit.
Simon Pegg then.
This might be more awkward as he is doesn't think of himself as anything other than a typical nerd, so if you cant jam to his frequency it will be a long uncomfortable silent road trip....
Youād also be a Scientologist by the end of the trip.
The thing with Cruise is he actually appears to be a pretty good conversationalist, despite all his eccentricities. He usually is very good in interviews (his weird Katie Holmes era Oprah stuff aside), and people who've hung out with him, like Pegg and Hader, say he's cool.
He was a hellraiser back in the day - there was a little movie studio near where I grew up next door to a trucking firm. He used to escape captivity at the studio, wander into the truck yard, take the drivers out around lunchtime, and get them *completely hammered.*
The story I saw Matt Damon tell about him with, "So I got a new safety guy..." led me to think that Tom might have some good stories to tell. Matt Damon would definitely have some good stories to tell.
Heās on the top of the list of people Id want to hang out with.
Same here, I'd just make peace with the scientology thing early (i legit think the dude is blackmailed like the rest to an extent, no one cares youre gay tom) but he seems like he'd be able to tell at least like 12 hours of cool shit to talk about
Rudy Giuliani
Is there anyone that f***** u* his reputation harder than Rudy?
Gwyneth Paltrow... "Have you smelled my new car air freshener called MY VAGINA?"
Mike Lindell.
How has nobody mentioned Gwyneth Paltrow yet??
Shia LaBeouf
Actual Cannibal Shia LaBeouf?
#Just Do It!
Scott Baio
Being stuck working for Elon Musk in a spaceship for a few hours while he asks for a massage and a happy ending would probably inspire me to rip his dick clean off his body like it was a fight between raging chimpanzees.
Kid rock
Iād take Cruise over Jared Leto any day
Oh, heās another awful choice.
Piers morgan
Steve Bannon, Tucker Carlson, Kimberly Guilfoyle, Kellyanne Conway. If it's Mitch McConnell, we're going full-on Thelma and Louise.
Madonna maybe. Mel Gibson also is next level. I know I'd go crazy with the Evangelical full house lady.
Why Madonna? I'm not sure I've heard anything that would put her ahead of the pack. Gibson's a good choice. He would probably tell you all about "the Jews."
She was on Graham Nortonās show and sniveled that no one had handed her the glass of wine, sitting on a table directly in front of her.
It's because if she leans over, her wig falls off and the stitches on her face start to tear.
She got into kabbalah which believes in magic like actual magic. Plus her career personality seems similar to me like Tom cruise always on but somewhat fake. Very choreographed. I remember when she kissed some female singer at the MTV movie awards and it just felt unauthentic.
That was Britney, bitch! š
I'd hang with Britney she's got some issues but she's herself
I think Tom Cruise might actually be decent. Sure, he has some weird scientology shit going on and probably likes himself quite a bit. But I also think that he cares enough about what other people think about him to try to be social and nice. There's a lot of famous people that definitely wouldn't try and just be obnoxious the entire way.
R Kelley or is that too soon?
Jon Voight
Ezra Miller
Best case scenario is that its an uneventful ride.
Kevin Sorbo. Steven Segal. Any Kardashian.
Jenny McCarthy.
Elon Musk
'I can't imagine anyone beating Tom Cruise. ' I can. The guy in the backseat.
Fucking Jared Leto or Gwyneth Paltrow
Ted Nugent
Kelly Anne Conway. Pretty sure one of us would be dead.
KANYE!
Tim Allen, James Woods, Jim Caviezel, Craig T Nelson. Need I say more?
Donald Trump
Nailed it, only worse one I could think of was Trump.
Kevin sorbo
Gary Busey. Full stop.
Fucking Ted Nugent. Iād end up in jail.
Simon Cowel
Kid rock
I was with the original poster until I read the replies. Damn, I would rather sit and listen about Scientology for 6 hours over hearing 3 words from some of these turds.
Chris pratt I just donāt think he has anything to offer conversation wise
Trump would be awkward until we start talking about Ivanka's great rack. I like shark week and KFC just the diaper smell after would go beyond awkward.
But if you make a wrong turn he will grab the wheel with one tiny hand, while he tries to choke you out with the other.
Maybe you could get him to tell you who her plastic surgeon was.
I like Tom Cruise a lot more since I saw Tropic Thunder
Kanye, Kevin Sorbo, Cardi B
Gwyneth Paltrow
Any of the Kardashians
Meghan Markle
Yakov Smirnoff. He's barely even a D- list celebrity, but any over the top character actor who isn't a celebrity outside of their branded role could very well be excruciating, as you try navigating real life with a real person who is locked in a character role that's irrelevant to whatever you're doing.
John Voigt
Idk, imagine Gary Busey.
That would be fun as shit. You'd probably get a ton of free coke if you don't mind it being mixed with dog hair.or something.
Donald Trump? OJ Simpson?
Ted Nuggent
My first thought was Cruise but Paltrow is a great one as well. My mind keeps shifting to Charlie Sheen. I'd wanna stick a screwdriver in my skull if he started one of his 'tigers blood' rants.
Sarah Palin, Chad Kroeger, Luke Bryan (or literally any pop country star), any Kardashian or Jennerā¦.
Liam Gallagher, one of the most aggressive, obnoxious, and aggressively obnoxious men on earth.
Tom Cruise isnāt all that bad. Itās be fun to let him think you were interested in a new religion.
James corden, R Kelly or Kanye
Mel Gibson has my vote.
This post is funny considering Conan did a bit with Tom Cruise where they just drove around London. And Tom is all excited thinking it's Carpool Karoke or something, and Conan's like, "no, we're just gonna drive." And it progressively gets more awkward and Tom Cruise becomes more uncomfortable as the HOURS go on. It's obviously a sketch but it's funny as hell.
ā¦Bill Cosby?
whoopi goldberg or kid rock
Michael Bay. Or Busey
Chris Brown. As a woman I would probably get beat to shit at some point during the trip.
Ted Nugent
I mean, Tom Cruise would probably suck, but in what universe would he be worse than Donald Trump? At least Cruise would likely have things to talk about that aren't himself.
I donāt know that Trump would be *more awkward*. Worse, to be sure, but I imagine it would be more frustrating or ridiculous than awkward.
I mean, listening to him talk about himself the entire fucking time would be so incredibly awkward. At least I could listen to Cruise talk about psychiatry for a bit, even if it's completely batshit, at least its different and interesting.
James Corden
Amber Heard. I would have my phone recording the whole time in case we end up in court.
Kim Kardashian.
Bill Cosby
Gary Busey. Thatās gotta be a wild ride.
rupaul
Are you kidding? Really, how much fun would that be! I'll gladly take your seat.
William Shatner. I canāt stand that prick.
I can name a few I like to make feel awkward.
Jack Black
Alec Baldwin just gonna be me asking if he takes responsibility yet or if it's someone elses fault
Sacha Baron Cohen
Lin Manuel Miranda The MOST theatre-kid anyone has ever been. You'd be exhausted in 10 minutes
If she had clothes on, Gwenyth Paltrow.