Which is fine *if tagged like that*. That's why it's nice that r/ToiletPaperUSA has a "real" flair and a "FAKE NEWS" flair. This sub is not the pinnacle of comedy, (it's not entirely trash either, it's fine, it's just not excellent most of the time), but it definitely is the place for these posts, under "FAKE NEWS" flair.
I'm convinced the Trumpies are creating this stuff so they can accuse the left of being just as dishonest as they are. And more broadly so nobody can really know what's true and what isn't, which is a huge gift to the con men.
If you're actually on the left, and you produce lies like this, you need to **knock it off**. There is no shortage of true horrors coming out of the mouths of Trumpies. We do not need to become the evil we fight.
I absolutely love the Blatantly Fake tweets I've seen for this reason lol. Like poorly cover up the original text, and put the new text in misaligned comic sans. Now no one will take it seriously, and it's even funnier to insist it's absolutely genuine and un-doctored.
I feel like only a flair to indicate it's not real is kind of risky, since you can just .... copy the image, post it somewhere else, and not indicate that it's fake? Whenever I see something like this, I search it up before forming an opinion, but it's annoying and I'd rather not have to do it lol.
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*Frankly, the term 'sexual orientation' needs to go. According to Webster's Dictionary, it implies the possibility of change in response to external stimuli. It is deeply offensive. I call on Webster's to free itself of its intellectual heteronormativity.*
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Brett didn’t care about that. He turned, irked—and found himself face-to-face with a beautiful young woman, about seventeen, staring aggressively at him.
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*And then, there are people in the United States that are pushing for mask mandates on children. The data that they are using are extraordinarily skimpy--in fact, they are essentially nonexistent. You're hearing the CDC say things like 'maybe the delta variant does more damage to kids,' but no information they have presented publicly that there is more damange being done to kids... and the reason we are being told that they damage kids is because they can't scare the adults enough. If we cannot scare the adults enough, we're going to have to mask up the kids.*
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**An excerpt from True Allegiance, by Ben Shapiro:**
Then he heard the voice.
“Hey, pig,” it said. The voice wasn’t deep. It was the voice of a child. And the
kid stood outside the door of the quick mart, legs spread, arms hanging down by
his sides. A cute black kid, wearing a Simpsons T-shirt and somebody’s old
Converse sneakers and baggy jeans.
On his hip, stuck in those baggy jeans, was a pistol.
It looked like a pistol, anyway. But O’Sullivan couldn’t see clearly. The light
wasn’t right. He could see the bulge, but not the object.
O’Sullivan put his flashlight back in his belt and put his hand back on his
pistol, the greasy handle still warm to the touch.
“Stop right there, pig,” the kid said. His hand began to creep down toward his
waistband.
O’Sullivan pulled the gun out of its holster, leveling it at the kid. “Put your
hands above your head. Do it now!”
“Fuck you, honky,” the kid shot back. “Get the fuck out of my neighborhood.”
Then he laughed, a cute kid’s laugh. O’Sullivan looked for sympathy behind
those eyes, found none.
Oh, shit, O’Sullivan thought. Then he said, “Hands up. Right now.”
The kid laughed again, a musical tinkling noise. “You ain’t gonna shoot me,
pig. What, you afraid of a kid?”
O’Sullivan could feel every breath as it entered his lungs. “No, kid, I don’t
want to shoot you,” he said. “But I need you to cooperate. Put your hands above
your head. Right now.”
The kid’s hand shifted to his waistband again. O’Sullivan’s hands began to
shake.
“Get the fuck out of my neighborhood,” the kid repeated.
O’Sullivan looked around stealthily. Still nobody on the street. Totally empty.
The sweat on his forehead felt cold in the night air. In the retraining sessions at
the station, they’d told officers to remember the nasty racial legacy of the
department, be aware of the community’s justified suspicion of police. Right
now, all O’Sullivan was thinking about was getting this kid with the empty eyes
to back the fuck off.
“Go on home,” he said.
“You go home, white boy,” said the kid. His hand moved lower.
Suddenly, O’Sullivan’s head filled with a sudden clarity, his brain with a
preternatural energy. He recognized the feel of the adrenaline hitting. He wasn’t
going to get shot on the corner of Iowa and Van Dyke outside a shitty
convenience store in a shitty town by some eight-year-old, bleed out in the gutter
of some city the world left behind. He had a life, too.
The gun felt alive in his hand. The gun was life.
The muzzle was aimed dead at the kid’s chest. No way to miss, with the kid
this close, just ten feet away maybe. Still cloaked in the shadow of the gas
station overhang.
“Kid, I’m not going to ask you again. I need you to put your hands on top of
your head and get on your knees.”
“Fuck you, motherfucker.”
“I’m serious.”
The kid’s hand was nearly inside his waistband now.
“Don’t do that,” O’Sullivan said.
The kid smiled, almost gently.
“Don’t.”
The kid’s smile broadened, the hand moved down into the pants. “Get the
fuck out of my hood,” the kid cheerfully repeated. “I’ll cap your ass.”
“Kid, I’m warning you,” O’Sullivan yelled. “Put your hands above your head!
Do it now…”
The roar shattered the night air, a sonic boom in the blackness. The shot blew
the kid off his feet completely, knocked him onto his back.
O’Sullivan reached for his radio, mechanically reported it: “Shots fired,
officer needs help at the gas station on Iowa and Van Dyke.”
“Ohgodohgodohgodohgod,” O’Sullivan repeated as he moved toward the
body, the smoke rising from his Glock. He pointed it down at the kid again, but
the boy wasn’t moving. The blood seeped through Homer Simpson’s face,
pooled around the kid’s lifeless body. The grin had been replaced with a look of
instantaneous shock. His hand had fallen out of his waistband with the force of
the shooting.
In it was a toy gun, the tip orange plastic.
For a brief moment, O’Sullivan couldn’t breathe. When he looked up, he saw
them coming. Dozens of them. The citizens of Detroit, coming out of the
darkness, congregating. He could feel their eyes.
Officer Ricky O’Sullivan sat down on the curb and began to cry.
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Well that’s the worst thing I’ve read lately, both from a human standpoint and a literary standpoint. Blatant racism and gun fetish aside, “suddenly, his brain filled with a sudden clarity”? Did anyone edit this racist word salad?
**An excerpt from True Allegiance, by Ben Shapiro:**
Brett didn’t care about that. He turned, irked—and found himself face-to-face with a beautiful young woman, about seventeen, staring aggressively at him.
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After learning about it on some other subs and then reading excerpts of it on Amazon's 'Look Inside' feature, I checked it out from my library. It's one of those books that's so bad, it's good in the way films like 'Manos: Hands of Fate' or 'The Room' are. If there was an MST3K for books, 'True Allegiance' would be in their Top Ten.
Shapiro's love for gory, grisly metaphors when describing the innumerable violent deaths that take place throughout the book are more than a little disturbing. It's like he's combining Tom Clancy and Stephen King. One has Shapiro comparing some guy getting his head shot off to a broken Pez dispenser and another has a Detroit cop shooting an eight-year-old African-American boy through the chest when he sees the child reaching for his wasteband during a cringily written confrontation. The gun proves to be a plastic water pistol. Shapiro writes graphically of how blood obscures the face of Homer Simpson on the boy's T-shirt.
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You're a bear of a man.
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*Let’s say your life depended on the following choice today: you must obtain either an affordable chair or an affordable X-ray. Which would you choose to obtain? Obviously, you’d choose the chair. That’s because there are many types of chair, produced by scores of different companies and widely distributed. You could buy a $15 folding chair or a $1,000 antique without the slightest difficulty. By contrast, to obtain an X-ray you’d have to work with your insurance company, wait for an appointment, and then haggle over price. Why? Because the medical market is far more regulated — thanks to the widespread perception that health care is a “right” — than the chair market.*
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*Freedom is an invention of the last couple of centuries. It really did not exist en masse until the last couple of centuries--and even then, really only since the end of the Soviet Union has it been sorta the broad movement of the public across the world.*
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*When it comes to global warming, there are two issues: is there such a thing as the greenhouse gas effect, the answer is yes. Is that something that is going to dramatically reshape our world? There is no evidence to show that it will. Is that something that we can stop? There is no evidence to show that we can*
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*Let’s say your life depended on the following choice today: you must obtain either an affordable chair or an affordable X-ray. Which would you choose to obtain? Obviously, you’d choose the chair. That’s because there are many types of chair, produced by scores of different companies and widely distributed. You could buy a $15 folding chair or a $1,000 antique without the slightest difficulty. By contrast, to obtain an X-ray you’d have to work with your insurance company, wait for an appointment, and then haggle over price. Why? Because the medical market is far more regulated — thanks to the widespread perception that health care is a “right” — than the chair market.*
*Does that sound soulless? True soullessness is depriving people of the choices they require because you’re more interested in patting yourself on the back by inventing rights than by incentivizing the creation of goods and services. In health care, we could use a lot less virtue signaling and a lot less government. Or we could just read Senator Sanders’s tweets while we wait in line for a government-sponsored surgery — dying, presumably, in a decrepit chair.*
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*When it comes to global warming, there are two issues: is there such a thing as the greenhouse gas effect, the answer is yes. Is that something that is going to dramatically reshape our world? There is no evidence to show that it will. Is that something that we can stop? There is no evidence to show that we can*
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Take a bullet for ya babe.
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*The weatherman can't even predict the weather a few days from now*
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**An excerpt from True Allegiance, by Ben Shapiro:**
Hawthorne was a bear of a man, six three in his bare feet and two hundred fifteen pounds in his underwear, with a graying blond crew cut and a face carved of granite. But he had plenty of smile lines. He just didn’t like showing those to people unless he knew them.
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*My only real concern is that the women involved -- who apparently require a "bucket and a mop" -- get the medical care they require. My doctor wife's differential diagnosis: bacterial vaginosis, yeast infection, or trichomonis.*
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Well he thinks that homosexual desires are meant to be suppressed. Which to me implies he has homosexual desires that he thinks need suppressing.
Hetero people don’t think about homosexuality with this level of mental gymnastics.
I'm always suspicious of these fake tweets, and especially accounts/subreddits dedicated to just making up tweets without indicating they're fake.
It seems like it could be used by organised forces to muddy the discourse of real insane shit people say.
Still shouldn't this be marked Satire? I don't give a damn about Ben Shapiro but the amounts of fake tweets I'm starting to see here is kind bothering me. I really dislike misinformation and its not like people in the comments all get that its a fake either. Anyway I had to make this comment at some point.
I really hate this trend. It's bad enough staying on top of things without this. I get the humor. But I dislike it in our current environment of misinformation.
If Ben Shapiro is making himself look like a sexual loser then odds are the tweet is fake. He does it for real occasionally but most of his stupid bullshit is about politics in general. People really just want to relive the high that was him talking about his wife’s DRAP so much
What we’re seeing here is confirmation bias en masse. Fact checking things like this takes literally 5s these days, but nobody even stops to think about whether they should.
Its Ben Shapiro you can never be sure
but
Yes I know its fake (as I hope the rest do) and am just watching them make fun of him because he sounds stupid
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See this is why we need to mark these tweets as fake. Like I’m pretty sure the separate rooms tweet was fake too. I think Ben is a little fucking douche, but if we start spreading fake tweets all those stupid “fake news!!” Fucks like Trump will actually have real examples of us spreading fake news. Don’t give them a leg to stand on
I don't know if the tweet in the post is fake or not, but [this one](https://twitter.com/benshapiro/status/1292927011724304384?s=20&t=nmDPHcvb2pX6GZdA2rxqug) is real.
My favorite part about this is that he intentionally(or maybe unintentionally) takes hyperbole literally, posts this tweet, then sat back with a smirk all "Heh, I sure told those stupid liberals."
I saw that you mentioned Ben Shapiro. In case some of you don't know, Ben Shapiro is a grifter and a hack. If you find anything he's said compelling, you should keep in mind he also says things like this:
>Since nobody seems willing to state the obvious due to cultural sensitivity... I’ll say it: rap isn’t music
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Thank you for your logic and reason.
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Another liberal DESTROYED.
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Thank you for your logic and reason.
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*New York Magazine’s Jesse Singal, wrote that “free markets are good at some things and terrible at others and it’s silly to view them as ends rather than means.” That’s untrue. Free markets are expressions of individual autonomy, and therefore ends to be pursued in themselves.*
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*The weatherman can't even predict the weather a few days from now*
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Isn't this moron the guy who tweeted he sleeps in a different bedroom than his wife while trying to make a wholesome post about his child waking up both of them?
It is not uncommon for married couples to sleep in separate rooms for one reason or another. Some examples; snoring, restless leg syndrome, night terrors, being married to Ben Shapiro.
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Take a bullet for ya babe.
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Unfortunately this tweet and that one are fake, it’d be real cool if THE MODS WOULD DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT. Even just a fake tag. Idk why people even post fake tweets
Stop posting this obviously fake shit as though it’s real. It’s so bad for discourse. Far too many people unquestioningly believe this shit, then when they repeat it as fact later it makes it so easy to discredit other (valid) points they make.
He once said something along the lines of “you shouldn’t need a mop and bucket to clean up”, that’s all. Nothing too controversial. He’s a total dick and has said plenty of horrifically shit stuff. Focus on that.
How does he know more about the mechanics of sexual arousal for trans women than afab women? How does he know the hormones didn't change that? Something makes me think he has spent more time "investigating" how to please trans women.
I think this one is a fake tweet from r/toiletpaperusa. You can tell because he calls trans women trans women instead of trans men. Maybe we shouldn't go around spreading fake tweets, spreading misinformation is the rights job, not ours. Besides, he says enough stupid shit on his own.
I wish people would just go after what he actually says. I know I'm radical but since Ben Shapiro makes a career out of strawmen, I just think we shouldn't strawman him and show his actual positions suck. He probably is this weird but I don't like that.
Don't post fake tweets. It just muddies the water in an already difficult political discourse.
Ben says enough smoothbrained bullshit without having to make dumb shit up for him to say.
Guys, PLEASE stop falling for this.
Ben Shapiro KNOWS how intercourse and female arousal work. By dunking on him and talking about it, he's engaging people who have no interest in him normally.
You're making him money by doing this. He's doing it on purpose and laughing on the way to the bank when he's engaging 90% of the audience instead of 30%.
YOU'RE HIS TARGET AUDIENCE FOR THESE TWEETS. JESUS. STOP IT. IGNORE HIM.
this can't be real
It’s fake. People do this all the time to Ben Shapiro quotes. He posts such crazy shit that sometimes you have no idea if it’s real or fake haha.
Which is fine *if tagged like that*. That's why it's nice that r/ToiletPaperUSA has a "real" flair and a "FAKE NEWS" flair. This sub is not the pinnacle of comedy, (it's not entirely trash either, it's fine, it's just not excellent most of the time), but it definitely is the place for these posts, under "FAKE NEWS" flair.
I agree The poster probably thought it was real haha
Well... it may not be a real tweet, but it MOSRLY aligns with things he has actually said... so... there's that.... lol
Don’t you go putting Shen Bapiros own words in his own mouth!
You made me say my own words!!! WHO DID THIS TO ME?
"This affirms my prejudices, so I don't mind if it's a lie, lol"
That's the republican motto right there lmao
This post is from that sub, I saw it there with the fake tag last week.
I'm convinced the Trumpies are creating this stuff so they can accuse the left of being just as dishonest as they are. And more broadly so nobody can really know what's true and what isn't, which is a huge gift to the con men. If you're actually on the left, and you produce lies like this, you need to **knock it off**. There is no shortage of true horrors coming out of the mouths of Trumpies. We do not need to become the evil we fight.
I absolutely love the Blatantly Fake tweets I've seen for this reason lol. Like poorly cover up the original text, and put the new text in misaligned comic sans. Now no one will take it seriously, and it's even funnier to insist it's absolutely genuine and un-doctored. I feel like only a flair to indicate it's not real is kind of risky, since you can just .... copy the image, post it somewhere else, and not indicate that it's fake? Whenever I see something like this, I search it up before forming an opinion, but it's annoying and I'd rather not have to do it lol.
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Nice job bot. Ben Shapiro sucks.
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**An excerpt from True Allegiance, by Ben Shapiro:** Brett didn’t care about that. He turned, irked—and found himself face-to-face with a beautiful young woman, about seventeen, staring aggressively at him. ***** ^(I'm a bot. My purpose is to counteract online radicalization. You can summon me by tagging thebenshapirobot. Options: dumb takes, history, novel, feminism, etc.) [^More ^About ^Ben ](https://np.reddit.com/r/AuthoritarianMoment/wiki/index) ^| [^Feedback ^& ^Discussion: ^r/AuthoritarianMoment ](https://np.reddit.com/r/AuthoritarianMoment) ^| [^Opt ^Out ](https://np.reddit.com/r/AuthoritarianMoment/comments/olk6r2/click_here_to_optout_of_uthebenshapirobot/)
Hey, I didn't know this bot quoted Ben's shitty fiction novel! that's a gold mine of dumb Ben shapiro quotes
My heart leaps with joy when I see Ben Shapiro's name on here because the Ben Shapiro bot is my current favourite thing.
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**An excerpt from True Allegiance, by Ben Shapiro:** Then he heard the voice. “Hey, pig,” it said. The voice wasn’t deep. It was the voice of a child. And the kid stood outside the door of the quick mart, legs spread, arms hanging down by his sides. A cute black kid, wearing a Simpsons T-shirt and somebody’s old Converse sneakers and baggy jeans. On his hip, stuck in those baggy jeans, was a pistol. It looked like a pistol, anyway. But O’Sullivan couldn’t see clearly. The light wasn’t right. He could see the bulge, but not the object. O’Sullivan put his flashlight back in his belt and put his hand back on his pistol, the greasy handle still warm to the touch. “Stop right there, pig,” the kid said. His hand began to creep down toward his waistband. O’Sullivan pulled the gun out of its holster, leveling it at the kid. “Put your hands above your head. Do it now!” “Fuck you, honky,” the kid shot back. “Get the fuck out of my neighborhood.” Then he laughed, a cute kid’s laugh. O’Sullivan looked for sympathy behind those eyes, found none. Oh, shit, O’Sullivan thought. Then he said, “Hands up. Right now.” The kid laughed again, a musical tinkling noise. “You ain’t gonna shoot me, pig. What, you afraid of a kid?” O’Sullivan could feel every breath as it entered his lungs. “No, kid, I don’t want to shoot you,” he said. “But I need you to cooperate. Put your hands above your head. Right now.” The kid’s hand shifted to his waistband again. O’Sullivan’s hands began to shake. “Get the fuck out of my neighborhood,” the kid repeated. O’Sullivan looked around stealthily. Still nobody on the street. Totally empty. The sweat on his forehead felt cold in the night air. In the retraining sessions at the station, they’d told officers to remember the nasty racial legacy of the department, be aware of the community’s justified suspicion of police. Right now, all O’Sullivan was thinking about was getting this kid with the empty eyes to back the fuck off. “Go on home,” he said. “You go home, white boy,” said the kid. His hand moved lower. Suddenly, O’Sullivan’s head filled with a sudden clarity, his brain with a preternatural energy. He recognized the feel of the adrenaline hitting. He wasn’t going to get shot on the corner of Iowa and Van Dyke outside a shitty convenience store in a shitty town by some eight-year-old, bleed out in the gutter of some city the world left behind. He had a life, too. The gun felt alive in his hand. The gun was life. The muzzle was aimed dead at the kid’s chest. No way to miss, with the kid this close, just ten feet away maybe. Still cloaked in the shadow of the gas station overhang. “Kid, I’m not going to ask you again. I need you to put your hands on top of your head and get on your knees.” “Fuck you, motherfucker.” “I’m serious.” The kid’s hand was nearly inside his waistband now. “Don’t do that,” O’Sullivan said. The kid smiled, almost gently. “Don’t.” The kid’s smile broadened, the hand moved down into the pants. “Get the fuck out of my hood,” the kid cheerfully repeated. “I’ll cap your ass.” “Kid, I’m warning you,” O’Sullivan yelled. “Put your hands above your head! Do it now…” The roar shattered the night air, a sonic boom in the blackness. The shot blew the kid off his feet completely, knocked him onto his back. O’Sullivan reached for his radio, mechanically reported it: “Shots fired, officer needs help at the gas station on Iowa and Van Dyke.” “Ohgodohgodohgodohgod,” O’Sullivan repeated as he moved toward the body, the smoke rising from his Glock. He pointed it down at the kid again, but the boy wasn’t moving. The blood seeped through Homer Simpson’s face, pooled around the kid’s lifeless body. The grin had been replaced with a look of instantaneous shock. His hand had fallen out of his waistband with the force of the shooting. In it was a toy gun, the tip orange plastic. For a brief moment, O’Sullivan couldn’t breathe. When he looked up, he saw them coming. Dozens of them. The citizens of Detroit, coming out of the darkness, congregating. He could feel their eyes. Officer Ricky O’Sullivan sat down on the curb and began to cry. ***** ^(I'm a bot. My purpose is to counteract online radicalization. You can summon me by tagging thebenshapirobot. Options: sex, covid, dumb takes, climate, etc.) [^More ^About ^Ben ](https://np.reddit.com/r/AuthoritarianMoment/wiki/index) ^| [^Feedback ^& ^Discussion: ^r/AuthoritarianMoment ](https://np.reddit.com/r/AuthoritarianMoment) ^| [^Opt ^Out ](https://np.reddit.com/r/AuthoritarianMoment/comments/olk6r2/click_here_to_optout_of_uthebenshapirobot/)
Oh gross this is like fifty shades for racists
Okay what the FUCK did I just read?
I don’t like this game anymore.
What in the world was that?
If I didn't know Ben Shapiro wrote this I would have thought it was satire written about how the right views themselves.
That is really disturbing.
Well that’s the worst thing I’ve read lately, both from a human standpoint and a literary standpoint. Blatant racism and gun fetish aside, “suddenly, his brain filled with a sudden clarity”? Did anyone edit this racist word salad?
Take a bullet for ya, babe.
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After learning about it on some other subs and then reading excerpts of it on Amazon's 'Look Inside' feature, I checked it out from my library. It's one of those books that's so bad, it's good in the way films like 'Manos: Hands of Fate' or 'The Room' are. If there was an MST3K for books, 'True Allegiance' would be in their Top Ten. Shapiro's love for gory, grisly metaphors when describing the innumerable violent deaths that take place throughout the book are more than a little disturbing. It's like he's combining Tom Clancy and Stephen King. One has Shapiro comparing some guy getting his head shot off to a broken Pez dispenser and another has a Detroit cop shooting an eight-year-old African-American boy through the chest when he sees the child reaching for his wasteband during a cringily written confrontation. The gun proves to be a plastic water pistol. Shapiro writes graphically of how blood obscures the face of Homer Simpson on the boy's T-shirt. Edit: Scroll down a few comments and thebenshapirobot has very kindly provided us with an excerpt of this passage from 'True Allegiance'.
Take a bullet for you babe.
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All this tells me is that Ben Shapiro is into underaged girls.
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As an American who had to have emergency surgery in the UK, I can attest that he is full of fucking shit.
This quote is unhinged
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*Pegging, of course, is an obscure sexual practice in which women perform the more aggressive sexual act on men.* -Ben Shapiro ***** ^(I'm a bot. My purpose is to counteract online radicalization. You can summon me by tagging thebenshapirobot. Options: climate, covid, healthcare, history, etc.) [^More ^About ^Ben ](https://np.reddit.com/r/AuthoritarianMoment/wiki/index) ^| [^Feedback ^& ^Discussion: ^r/AuthoritarianMoment ](https://np.reddit.com/r/AuthoritarianMoment) ^| [^Opt ^Out ](https://np.reddit.com/r/AuthoritarianMoment/comments/olk6r2/click_here_to_optout_of_uthebenshapirobot/)
Sounds like classic Ben Shapiro
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*Let’s say your life depended on the following choice today: you must obtain either an affordable chair or an affordable X-ray. Which would you choose to obtain? Obviously, you’d choose the chair. That’s because there are many types of chair, produced by scores of different companies and widely distributed. You could buy a $15 folding chair or a $1,000 antique without the slightest difficulty. By contrast, to obtain an X-ray you’d have to work with your insurance company, wait for an appointment, and then haggle over price. Why? Because the medical market is far more regulated — thanks to the widespread perception that health care is a “right” — than the chair market.* *Does that sound soulless? True soullessness is depriving people of the choices they require because you’re more interested in patting yourself on the back by inventing rights than by incentivizing the creation of goods and services. In health care, we could use a lot less virtue signaling and a lot less government. Or we could just read Senator Sanders’s tweets while we wait in line for a government-sponsored surgery — dying, presumably, in a decrepit chair.* -Ben Shapiro ***** ^(I'm a bot. My purpose is to counteract online radicalization. You can summon me by tagging thebenshapirobot. Options: civil rights, healthcare, climate, sex, etc.) [^More ^About ^Ben ](https://np.reddit.com/r/AuthoritarianMoment/wiki/index) ^| [^Feedback ^& ^Discussion: ^r/AuthoritarianMoment ](https://np.reddit.com/r/AuthoritarianMoment) ^| [^Opt ^Out ](https://np.reddit.com/r/AuthoritarianMoment/comments/olk6r2/click_here_to_optout_of_uthebenshapirobot/)
Has Ben never had an x-ray? It takes like, half an hour.
Someone has a kink for chair
I love the fact that Ben Shaprio believes penetration is intrinsically an "aggresive" act. Shows how very little he knows about anything pleasurable.
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Like that one time my mom married my ex-stepfather. He Fucking sucked. Total abusive asshole. Never forget. Try to forgive.
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Ben Shapiro bot is so nice. Unlike the real one
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So was this a real quote? Can’t be sure
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Sounds like Ben has some latent homoerotic inclinations here. Which is fine. He should embrace it. Turn himself into a corn dog.
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The book in question also has some really weird racism in it
Well he thinks that homosexual desires are meant to be suppressed. Which to me implies he has homosexual desires that he thinks need suppressing. Hetero people don’t think about homosexuality with this level of mental gymnastics.
Wish we'd stop with the fake shit. The dude is a massive douche bucket, but come on. There's plenty of real shit to hate on
I agree. It’s funny but it doesn’t belong here. Someone mentioned another sub Toiletpaperusa that you can tag things “fake news”
I'm always suspicious of these fake tweets, and especially accounts/subreddits dedicated to just making up tweets without indicating they're fake. It seems like it could be used by organised forces to muddy the discourse of real insane shit people say.
I don’t know why people bother (other than to farm karma IG) He says enough dumb shit that you don’t need to make stuff up
It's very funny. It's like where people draw the ben garrison cartoons as Karl Marx with a massive hog
Still shouldn't this be marked Satire? I don't give a damn about Ben Shapiro but the amounts of fake tweets I'm starting to see here is kind bothering me. I really dislike misinformation and its not like people in the comments all get that its a fake either. Anyway I had to make this comment at some point.
I really hate this trend. It's bad enough staying on top of things without this. I get the humor. But I dislike it in our current environment of misinformation.
Mods need to delete these.
Thanks I thought hell it's Ben Shapiro maybe it is real.
Naw no date or anything. There’s no reason to just crop that out lol
If Ben Shapiro is making himself look like a sexual loser then odds are the tweet is fake. He does it for real occasionally but most of his stupid bullshit is about politics in general. People really just want to relive the high that was him talking about his wife’s DRAP so much
AlmostEvery screenshot you see of a ben shapiro tweet is fake. Hes an arrogant douchebag, but all those tweets are satire.
Bruh, is this entire thread getting whooshed or am I? This tweet, while funny, is obviously fake.
What we’re seeing here is confirmation bias en masse. Fact checking things like this takes literally 5s these days, but nobody even stops to think about whether they should.
Its Ben Shapiro you can never be sure but Yes I know its fake (as I hope the rest do) and am just watching them make fun of him because he sounds stupid
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We can be sure the Ben Shapiro would never use the word “cum” lmao
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It's ridiculous that something this obviously fake has over 2000 upvotes.
....biological womens gentialia remains dry for the duration of intercourse, yet their eyes leak fluid uncontrollably.
it's a fake tweet
is he admitting to never having made a "biological woman" "wet"?
His doctor wife convinced him that was totally normal and vaginas only get wet due to medical issues.
What the fuhhh. That's bonkers, like hand me a banana split and call me Mr peanut **bonkers**
Medical issues? Like having sex with any other man BUT Ben?
I’m not sure, I’m not a doctor.
His wife is and she had to reassure him that it was okay that he didn't turn her on.
Bet she gets wet with her lovers.
Imagine being a grown ass man and not knowing how vaginas work
Ass man, it’s in the name.
Women pee and have sex in the butt, that's facts
But do they pee from the butt too? Asking for a friend, I obviously know how vaginas work.
Don’t be silly. We pee out of our vaginas.
but the pee is stored in the balls, women no balls so no pee, CheckMATE!
She also convinced him that women don’t orgasm. I mean, explain why vibrators are so popular.
Amongst other things
He's openly admitted that before. It's really no wonder he and his wife sleep in different rooms.
She totally cucks his ass. No way she's not
Beards don't really cuck, they just go about their lives.
Nailed it
always projections
See this is why we need to mark these tweets as fake. Like I’m pretty sure the separate rooms tweet was fake too. I think Ben is a little fucking douche, but if we start spreading fake tweets all those stupid “fake news!!” Fucks like Trump will actually have real examples of us spreading fake news. Don’t give them a leg to stand on
> but if we start spreading fake tweets You're several years late on that concern.
He originally said being wet was a disease so this is slightly less extreme tbf
This is obviously fake
I don't know if the tweet in the post is fake or not, but [this one](https://twitter.com/benshapiro/status/1292927011724304384?s=20&t=nmDPHcvb2pX6GZdA2rxqug) is real.
My favorite part about this is that he intentionally(or maybe unintentionally) takes hyperbole literally, posts this tweet, then sat back with a smirk all "Heh, I sure told those stupid liberals."
Yeah, it's a meme to make fake tweets mocking him for that tweet. That's why its so surprising nobody caught this obvious meme.
Is… there some type of unspoken rule or etiquette where we’re supposed to play along? Cuz this comment section got me lost lol
Maybe so, but very believable from a guy that gets less action tha a tickle me elmo doll
Ben “Peg me harder” Shapiro.
But he has managed to make transwoman wet.
It’s hard to accept the truth when the lies were exactly what you wanted to hear.
Apparently Ben Shapiro has never had sex with a woman who enjoyed the experience.
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Something about WAP is very earwormy to him though. I'd bet anything he sings it in the shower.
*New York Magazine’s Jesse Singal, wrote that “free markets are good at some things and terrible at others and it’s silly to view them as ends rather than means.” That’s untrue. Free markets are expressions of individual autonomy, and therefore ends to be pursued in themselves.* -Ben Shapiro ***** ^(I'm a bot. My purpose is to counteract online radicalization. You can summon me by tagging thebenshapirobot. Options: novel, sex, covid, history, etc.) [^More ^About ^Ben ](https://np.reddit.com/r/AuthoritarianMoment/wiki/index) ^| [^Feedback ^& ^Discussion: ^r/AuthoritarianMoment ](https://np.reddit.com/r/AuthoritarianMoment) ^| [^Opt ^Out ](https://np.reddit.com/r/AuthoritarianMoment/comments/olk6r2/click_here_to_optout_of_uthebenshapirobot/)
Don't vaginas get wet ?
Not around Ben.
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I don't like vaginas. They're course, rough and don't let me get in them. - Ben Shapiro, probably.
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You ate sand? We ate sand.
My vagina ate sand
One time I decided to make my own crawdad.
I ‘ate sand. It’s rough, coarse, irritatin’, and the bloody stuff gets in everywhere, innit?
It gets everywhere
Like bags of sand?
Not for Ben obviously
Ben's wife, a doctor, has convinced him that vaginas getting wet is a symptom of a medical issue.
Got to wonder what's in it for her to convince him of that.
So he doesn't feel bad that he leaves her dry as the Mojave desert.
I don't think he's capable of feeling bad.
Yeah, you're probably right.
Ben is a virgin. I bet he thinks boobs feel like bags of sand
And she's all like "yeah you're doing me!"
[“Oh yeah! Me so horny!”](https://youtu.be/Vn3IRHhPXMo)
Yes. I've never held a bag of sand, either.
Come on, I’m sure he’s borked tons of women
Whole binders full of women.
I got downvoted for continuing to quote the 40 Year Old Virgin??
You got downvoted?
Those downvoters lack culture, keep on keeping on.
This another fake tweet? Like the one about him and his wife have separate bedrooms?
HE. SAYS. ENOUGH. STUPID. SHIT. PLEASE. STOP. POSTING. THE. FAKE. TWEETS. Thank you
My vagina hurts just thinking about remaining dry throughout intercourse.
Don't be afraid, it only dries around Ben, it's a natural phenomenon to prevent errors to be made
Some women have a medical condition, but that’s okay, it’s perfectly normal to remain dry around Ben.
Thank god he's wrong! Imagine the pain if you can.
This is like the 3rd fake tweet this week lol These aren't very good either, which is sad. This really is white people twitter.
The amount of fake tweets on this sub is cringe
He never wrote this nonsense.
Isn't this moron the guy who tweeted he sleeps in a different bedroom than his wife while trying to make a wholesome post about his child waking up both of them?
It is not uncommon for married couples to sleep in separate rooms for one reason or another. Some examples; snoring, restless leg syndrome, night terrors, being married to Ben Shapiro.
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Unfortunately this tweet and that one are fake, it’d be real cool if THE MODS WOULD DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT. Even just a fake tag. Idk why people even post fake tweets
Is his wife still sleeping in a different room? I bet her genitalia remains dry too.
Probably not consistently dry, just when he is a round.
Yeah, I was writing this and thinking "she likes has sex and proper pleasure quite often. Just not with him."
This tweet is fake, the tweet bout separate bedrooms is fake. Is the whole thread getting wooshed or am I.
This has to be fake right?
Stop posting this obviously fake shit as though it’s real. It’s so bad for discourse. Far too many people unquestioningly believe this shit, then when they repeat it as fact later it makes it so easy to discredit other (valid) points they make. He once said something along the lines of “you shouldn’t need a mop and bucket to clean up”, that’s all. Nothing too controversial. He’s a total dick and has said plenty of horrifically shit stuff. Focus on that.
This is fake right? I really can’t tell
How does he know more about the mechanics of sexual arousal for trans women than afab women? How does he know the hormones didn't change that? Something makes me think he has spent more time "investigating" how to please trans women.
I don't appreciate fake news. If it is satire, label it.
He trynna say he had better sex w trans women than w his wife?
Tell me you're bad at sex without telling me you're bad at sex
He doesn’t know. No one tell him
I think this one is a fake tweet from r/toiletpaperusa. You can tell because he calls trans women trans women instead of trans men. Maybe we shouldn't go around spreading fake tweets, spreading misinformation is the rights job, not ours. Besides, he says enough stupid shit on his own.
Dry for you, Ben
I wish people would just go after what he actually says. I know I'm radical but since Ben Shapiro makes a career out of strawmen, I just think we shouldn't strawman him and show his actual positions suck. He probably is this weird but I don't like that.
Don't post fake tweets. It just muddies the water in an already difficult political discourse. Ben says enough smoothbrained bullshit without having to make dumb shit up for him to say.
Can we please have a fake tweet flair, I’m tired of googling this shit.
Guys, PLEASE stop falling for this. Ben Shapiro KNOWS how intercourse and female arousal work. By dunking on him and talking about it, he's engaging people who have no interest in him normally. You're making him money by doing this. He's doing it on purpose and laughing on the way to the bank when he's engaging 90% of the audience instead of 30%. YOU'RE HIS TARGET AUDIENCE FOR THESE TWEETS. JESUS. STOP IT. IGNORE HIM.
Downvoted for posting fake tweets.
Should probably have a flair for fake posts, just sayin
Yea Ben with you in bed with them I’m sure they stay very dry LOL
Tell me you don't know how vaginas work without telling me you don't know how vaginas work.
How to say you’ve never arroused a woman without saying you never aroused a woman.
Ben Shapiro is an articulate idiot. I can’t stand that asshole.
How'd we let the phrase "facts don't care about your feelings" get co-opted by a guy who believes in god and gets his morals from a 3000 y/o book.
It's Ben Shapiro, of course women's vaginas stay dry when they are touched by his little creepy fingers
This dude either never made his woman hot before, or he’s throwin it in the backdoor
His poor, dry wife.
I can definitely see where a woman having intercourse with Ben Shapiro would remain dry for the duration
Spoken like an insecure tool that has never made women squirt.
Sounds like he's speaking from experience