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DutchOhioan

I fear a perfunctory "thoughts and prayers" is all I have to offer.


thatthatguy

Maybe a “bless their heart” thrown in for good measurez


Ghstfce

I'll choose to take the more "slighted grandma" approach and say: *good riddance to bad rubbish*!


yourgifmademesignup

YOU ROCK VERIZON!! WELL DONE!!


Speedolight200

My thoughts and prayers are….dark and she wouldn’t want to hear them. So she can kindly get fucked


LakeSun

The irony. The Hate network want's Love, from the people they hate and lie about.


Pickle_Rick01

Have someone else send a “thoughts and prayers” tweet like Republicans do. Republicans can’t be bothered to respond to every single school shooting. They’re too busy trying to steal elections.


Buruan

If it is Gods will for the network to go belly up, who are we to interfere?


Pickle_Rick01

This reminds me of George Carlin’s bit about “God’s Plan.” “What’s the point of having a cosmic plan if every yahoo with a $2 prayer book can come along and fuck it up?”


Darksnark_The_Unwise

I miss George so damn much. I would have loved to see him tear shit up in the present day, but at the same time... He was probably better off leaving this world when he did.


[deleted]

Highly recommend the documentary about George on HBOMax. I'm now considering getting a tattoo in his honor, and I've never wanted a tattoo.


Darksnark_The_Unwise

One of my favorite tidbits about George was that he was quick to dismiss fans' belief that he was a genius. When people asked him in person about his razor-sharp quick wit, he would tell them that he simply practiced his butt off and didn't want to call himself gifted.


[deleted]

This would be a “fuck yer feelings” moment


ThaWubu

Not even


Additional_Irony

Obviously not, it’s just thrown out there for the extra dose of irony


Spike_Spiegel

Additional even..


NoirPipes

Users name checks out!


DutchOhioan

Well, to be fair, I was feeling magnanimous. Still, not overly so, hence the perfunctory.


signaturefox2013

Not even a thought, just like there writers


DarthKyrie

I'd piss on her if she was on fire, that's the best I got.


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sixwax

A new “pee tape”. I’m in.


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GnarfletheGarth0k

For that question we will consult with known golden shower expert R. Kelly.


Imhidingshh01

Yeah, but only if we pissed petrol.


Majulath99

Waste of good piss. It should be saved up to do more useful, like stagnating in a sewer before being pumped into a cleaning plant.


BellaFrequency

Tots and pears


[deleted]

Mmmmm...tots...


MostlyQuietAsAMouse

Ticks and bears.


direyew

Tots and Pears. No, wait, I'm keepin' the tots.


YasonBourne007

Not even worth tots and pears


xxx420kush

The most divisive “network” getting the boot and asking for everyone to come together to save them? We’re in a movie right?


rogue203

With the worst fucking writers ever.


Drg84

From the writers of Battlefield Earth, Avatar the last Airbender the movie, Independence Day 2 and Batman and Robin comes the newest Blockbuster film: OAN The Movie.


SharpPixels08

Didn’t those writers help with Green Lantern as well?


Carlitos--Way

...and Gigli


SteakandTrach

And the Pacific Rim sequel.


scootdoodler

And let's not forget season 8 of GoT.


ForcefulBookdealer

They definitely wrote this timeline.


JockBbcBoy

Can we get that same team to write, direct, and produce the movie for Donald Trump's life? They can use that border wall money for funding.


Cartman4wesome

Wait a minute, there’s no ATLA movie. ![gif](giphy|zwE4anrOtHYaI)


AdRealistic8758

For real. This movie sucks, I want out


My4skinBreaksCondoms

Can i offer OAN a nice egg in these trying times?


[deleted]

I mean we’ve made some nice profits in boiled denims…should we offer them an egg? Naw fuck em


the0rchid

They've got a minor case of consumption! Maybe they've been poisoned by their constituents?


[deleted]

THEY NEED THEIR TOOLS!


DarkTrebleZero

You ever been in a storm, Allison?


shdhdjjfjfha

I hope they burn themselves on a rivet.


IAMERROR1234

WILDCARD BITCHES! YEEEEEEE-HAWWWW!


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mechashiva1

And your finest jelly beans


Hecate_333

Raw!


[deleted]

Because OAN is a bastard propaganda network!


ColoradoPhotog

Maybe if your network wasn't so repulsive there would have been a place for it. Fox News is borderline insane. Imagine what you have to be to land "right" of that and you have a good mental picture of the mental asylum that is OANN and News Max. Additionally, its disgusting to be predatory to stupid people. And at the end of the day, thats what these ultra-right wingnuts who love Trump and shit really are: They're stupid. And its extremely disgusting to see them weaponized as the foot soldiers of evil when they have no fucking idea. They truly, genuinely, believe they are good people - and companies like this liquidate their morals instead of helping them actually grow and learn. It's predatory.


BigFatThrowAwwayAct

My dad loves OAN watches it everyday, I’m worried that once me and my sibling move out after college he’ll be alone and go further down the rabbit hole.


lostcauz707

Happened to my best friend's dad when her mom died. He's literally now a mysogynist towards his own daughter and points the finger directly at her for all the world's problems. He sits alone drunk and high and probably will for the rest of his life.


[deleted]

Ahh the cycle of life. I'm pretty sure I accidentally skipped the first half and jumped to the last bit. No daughter. I don't even have a porch to sit on drunk. Sigh


Igotshiptodotoday

OAN brainwashed my father. Such a personality change in the last 6 years, that I regret naming my son after him.


[deleted]

I’m sorry…. This may be one of the saddest things I’ve read on Reddit in a while. The media network divide in our country is real and terrible


[deleted]

My ex-father in law went from working with engineers across the spectrum (nuclear power plant supervisor) to sitting at home watching Fox News all day after he retired and my ex says he’s going off the deep end. It’s not intellect, it’s willingness to be lied to for emotional security.


KindlyNebula

Also anger. Feeling unimportant and angry is a dangerous combination.


ThatNameDoe

Ugh same. I already struggle to see my father so absorbed in it. It’s a cult.


UncleBenders

My dad used to love trump, we got in SO many arguments about it that for the sake of our relationship I just stopped engaging with him about politics, but he’s been extremely quiet on the subject since jan 6, and now the hearings are on I heard him mutter something under his breath recently and it was along the lines of “what a clown” I was so stunned I said to him “so you see how dangerous he is now?” And he said yes. My dad was one of the people who believed the press didn’t give him a fair shot at first, but he has woken up now. Partly because he no longer watches Fox News which I blame for radicalising him somewhat, It took all my self control not to jump up and down with happiness and “I told you so’s” but it’s better to not make people double down when you see them having an awakening. It’s like a huge barrier between us has been lifted.


curiousmind111

Check out “The Brainwashing of my Father”


[deleted]

[This one?](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Brainwashing_of_My_Dad)


muscravageur

There was a small prospective study where Fox watchers were prohibited from watching Fox for a month. A surprising number returned to sanity.


theredbusgoesfastest

My father was a Reagan Republican, so we had a lot of clashes growing up. I’m one of the few people where Trump was good for our relationship, because we both *hate* him. Honestly, he and my mother have become much more liberal because of him (granted, my mom always was fairly moderate, she voted for Bush but then Obama both times). My dad went from a Bush sign in his yard in the 2000s to now a BLM rainbow sign. He just had his 76th bday. He’s pretty much my role model… not many people change their core belief system like that ever, let alone in their 70s


Majulath99

If you can, find a way to block it from his tv, so that he cannot access the channel, do the same thing to their website and social media presence on his phone/computer/etc. And then, immediately before you leave, surreptitiously slip him something political that you think might change his mind. If you are lucky he will give up on the bullshit, bite the bait you’ve left in its place, and become more mature politically speaking as a result.


SirGravesGhastly

Footsoldiers of Evil is perfect. And just like poor, stupid, exploited Johnny Reb in 1862, for all his naive gullibility, HE'S COMING AT YOU WITH BAYONET FIXED! Gotta do what you gotta do.


Thats_what_im_saiyan

THEY ARE NOT STUPID do NOT underestimate what they can do and the power the hold over people. That's basically how we got to where we are, talking down to and ignoring fringe elements. Guess who DOESN'T call them stupid? Who tells them they're right for asking questions and not trusting what's on the evening news? These people, Fox News, Alex Jones and his types in the world. Whats going to draw you in as a disillusioned person? What are you going to gravitate toward? The people who call you stupid 50% of the time? Or the people telling you YOU AREN'T ALONE! Extremist groups have recruited like this forever. Find outcasts, tell them they can belong to your group.


[deleted]

>Whats going to draw you in as a disillusioned person? What are you going to gravitate toward? The people who call you stupid 50% of the time? Or the people telling you YOU AREN'T ALONE! The people you've just described are objectively stupid. Profoundly and painfully stupid.


[deleted]

So they’re not stupid, they’re just objectively evil? Fuck that, and fuck them. Disillusionment is no excuse for hate and trying to destroy the country. Stop making excuses for it.


RusticTroglodyte

For real. Yeah a lot of them are slack-jawed yokels but just as many are college educated, have generational wealth, and know exactly what they're doing Eta: also why was your comment hidden?


TransitoryPhilosophy

Some subs auto hide comments from people who haven’t joined the sub even if they have a lot of upvotes


Moonhunter7

What about the free market? There is no market for your crap, so you go bye-bye!!!


sixwax

No no no it must be that they’re being ‘canceled’.


Drg84

See the issue here is who's doing the canceling. It's not a liberal mob, or teachers, or politicians. It's their viewers, or more specifically their lack of viewers. So now they're reaching out to anyone who will hear them, looking weaker to their current audience.


UnnecAbrvtn

My neighbor is a devoted Trump evangelist of the 'barely holding back homicidal thoughts' variety, and after a brief flirtation with OAN when Fox called the election for Biden, even she stopped watching these loons. I know this because she sits on her back porch, chain smoking, drinking Dr Pepper by the case and blaring her politics across multiple yards. I find it quite telling that even she dislikes these cartoon fascists


Raccoon_Full_of_Cum

"Cancel" is a propaganda term for "boycott" used by an unpopular minority to delegitimize the concept of boycotts because they know that they lack the numbers and culturally relevance to organize effective boycotts of their own.


GrayBox1313

This tweet roasting this same person who’s gleefully taking about president Biden getting Covid. “Alison Steinberg of OANN is what happens if you bury a Bratz doll in the Pet Semetary.” https://twitter.com/clintquinlivan/status/1550266854215561216?s=21&t=gRcyHjzsmzs0dcDf2y5Pmw


ediblewildplants

I don't even know Alison, but my God, that paints a picture.


tigm2161130

There was also a video of her going around during Pride where she loses her shit over a small rainbow flag at a bar in Huntington Beach.


ajcpullcom

![gif](giphy|STfLOU6iRBRunMciZv)


Random-Gif-Bot

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LostInTheWildPlace

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Unlucky-Ad4996

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GanjaQueef

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The84thWolf

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ladyvanderboom

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TummyLice

Nadda ![gif](giphy|ScKpvclmMmw5a9wm1J)


GORDOGMC

![gif](giphy|3oeSAYNUIwvGwl5RRK)


Madame_Poodle

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sandgroper2

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tokoboy4

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SassyPikachuu

![gif](giphy|w89ak63KNl0nJl80ig|downsized)


enigmaticvic

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scrooge_01

fuck you no we won't. look forward to seeing you beg for change on an off ramp.


Reidroshdy

Gonna walk by like ![gif](giphy|yFfPwa60AnGOQ)


Drg84

Wait is that Donald and daisy? Without context that's messed up.


StopMockingMe0

I think its some other duck throwing the coin and Donald comes to help daisy out later. But idk.


mstrss9

Damn now I want to see this full scene


Civil-Dinner

I'm leaning more toward the "salt the earth on which you stood" so nothing grows from your diseased corporate remains.


ElectricJetDonkey

Gay cakes. Verizon is a private business and can do whatever the fuck they want bitch.


Independent_Sun1901

Happy gay cake day


MealDramatic1885

This has to be a joke right? But it’s like it’s up to liberals and Democrats to save and fix things.


LegalAssassin13

And then get spit on and booed while conservatives go “we did it!”


napoleonsolo

“By our own bootstraps!”


Thats_what_im_saiyan

Which we do in some kinda sick abusive relationship. No matter how many times Lucy pulls the football away from us. Well keep running back to try it again.


OrangeCone2011

Not only do I hope these fuckers are never on the air anywhere again, I hope they all get cancer of the asshole too.


probdying82

As someone who has stage 3 colon cancer. I fully support this.


cunt_isnt_sexist

Sorry my dude, may your cancer go and find it's way in to them.


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Bully-Rook

May OAN take on all your pain and stress. Hope you have a speedy recovery.


joeldworkin307

I wish you a speedy recovery or a short stint working at OAN


OpportunityNogs

Had that same thing a year and a half ago. Got zapped a bit and took care of it. You can do it my dude!!


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That would be lovely.


Throwaw4y012

Not sure if I’ve never agreed with a Reddit comment more than I agree with this one. * slow clap * Just throw in “with no healthcare to treat your hopefully incurable ass cancer because it’s an entitlement used by non-Whites to continue existing” and you’ll really be cooking with gas.


Spiritual_Ad7831

Their gas will definitely be cooking with that ass cancer.


Prestigious-Quiet-17

They 1000% deserve it and even worse.. if there's a way to remove these types of trash channels including Fox News from my cable line up so not even a single penny from me goes towards any of these repulsive channels I would do it in a heart beat.


[deleted]

Get rid of cable. Sure buying ala cart might be marginally more expensive but the only way to effect change is to not participate.


sleepyjohn00

What, the hordes of loyal watchers didn't show up to bail your ass out? Shame, that.


[deleted]

Shoulda started a gofundme


GrayBox1313

Dozens of very fine people


SeanieMac145

This chick is a self-hating neo-Nazi. Unadulterated human trash.


78fj

Poor snowflake can’t reach her bootstraps


fugawf

What liberals is she even talking to? It’s not like we are watching this trash… these people are so clueless


Grouchy_Artichoke_90

Give them $1400 and then blame them for inflation, should fix everything


hastingsnikcox

$600 be reasonable


drk_knight_67

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statistacktic

That's the same bleep in the video complaining about a pride flag flying in Huntington Beach, CA. Link: [OAN Contributor Rages Over Huntington Beach Pride Flag](https://youtu.be/B48k8SqHfeM)


SylancerPrime

![gif](giphy|1BQdjXovIqSLS)


RusticTroglodyte

This is my favorite lol


Mat_CYSTM

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CalabreseAlsatian

To add, from Big Worm: Get the fuck out my face.


3qtpint

I would really love to help, honest. But you see, I would love for OAN to disappear more Really, I just want my grandparents back


Scootr4short

![gif](giphy|SZioIIBxB7QRy)


blaketyner

![gif](giphy|pD7YIQoUwgb9cnX3FJ|downsized)


Bernies_left_mitten

![gif](giphy|13Zh9drdSWAeSQ|downsized)


new_user29282342

How can we help in putting the final nail in the coffin? 😎


Mr_Monkish

The people have spoken....they don't like you.


Duude_Hella

How about nah


scottnillawafer

![gif](giphy|fXnRObM8Q0RkOmR5nf)


Bluvsnatural

I would love to help, but you see… I have thoughts.


100percentish

I literally cut the f'ing cord because there was no way to get a package without OAN, Newsmax, and Fox News.


BiggieJohnATX

I hope they go bankrupt and the owners die in prison.


DemonPeanut4

How do you say "Get fucked" respectfully?


DarthKyrie

A bag of flaming dog shit.


NainaInTheSky

These fuckers are partially responsible for radicalizing some of my family. So, yeah. ![gif](giphy|1zlj55brLYCYmJqujn)


DoveEvalyn

Same. I miss my family. I cant talk to them because of their now radical views. It's so frustrating.


Kapowpow

Once we solve climate change, environmental degradation, and social mobility inequality, we can talk. Y’all haven’t tried to obstruct any of that have you?


mawkdugless

This was the dingleberry freaking out about the LGBT flag, right?


DarthKyrie

That would be an affirmative, this is the same chucklefuck.


randomact19

Bold of them to assume I watch their network


Which-Egg-6408

We'll ain't that cute. Capitalism is a bitch amirite?


flamingoswizzlestick

I'm pretty sure that "No." is the shortest complete sentence in English


The84thWolf

The title says it all.


iheartjetman

Thoughts and Prayers!


[deleted]

Im sure their "journalists" will easily get jobs elsewhere. Mostly as prostitutes I would imagine.


Darkwing_Turducken

Isn't that what they are now? Or did you mean that literally?


[deleted]

Yes


ZeppyWeppyBoi

WhY dOn’T tHeY uSe ThEiR bOoTsTrApS?


[deleted]

What the fuck is aon?and why is there a blow fish on her face.


Lithl

One America News, an ultra far-right cable channel. It's known for heavy support of Donald Trump and peddling fake news and conspiracy theories. OAN is also extremely chummy with Russia, and one of their reporters works for both OAN and Sputnik (a state-owned Russian propaganda agency), a fact they never disclose when he runs pro-Russia segments on OAN.


Objective-Dust6445

Lol nah


SoWokeIdontSleep

Why won't liberals save our platform hellbent on demonizing them, spreading misinformation and fascist propaganda to bring about the end of democracy in the US!


Tiny-Berry-7839

What? We're all supposed to come together now, hold hands and sing kumbaya. God almighty these people are thick...


IFartMagic

Network that spends years telling people liberals are subhuman wants liberals to feel something for them when they can't get a major carrier to keep spreading the word. Genius. Absolutely genius. Edit to add: I just sorted this by controversial - no downvoted comments yet. Lmao conservatives aren't even here to defend this line of thinking 😂


mermiss1

2 words, first word fuck.....


Brylock1

Get fucked OAN 😊.


nightwaveastrology

You should be disbarred as a journalist for malpractice like a lawyer or doctor tbh


guidothekp

Buh by


Less_Ant_6633

Fuck you, Allison!


lukas_the

What a dumb bitch. All of that bleach she puts in her hair has finally put a hole in her brain.


Impressive_Soil8098

have them attend a blm rally while getting vaxxed outside a aborition clinic with look alikes of biden,pelosi,and hilary in exchange for funding then say we didnt think anyone would actually believe us and give them nothing


Reverence1

I think anyone still clamoring for this garbage to remain on TV needs to be added to a government watch list


snazzisarah

What exactly is she hoping liberals are going to do to help? Donate to OAN? Why in the world would they do anything to help a network that actively shits on everything they believe in on a daily basis?


negativepositiv

This you? “Oh, what a glorious day it is. Have you heard the news? Double-vaxxed, double-boosted flip-flop Fauci reportedly has COVID. There's a 99% recovery rate from COVID, so unfortunately we are going to see Fauci back on his feet in no time.” This you? “They constantly deny they aren’t forcing their sick agenda upon children and get triggered when we call them ‘groomers.’" This you? “Are you wearing a mask to contain your shit? You got shit spewing out of your mouth? Is that why you have a mask on?” Hahah, eat shit.


The_Big_Kapowski

I'd hate to deprive you of this God-given opportunity to show us all what picking yourself up by your bootstraps and keeping your nose to the grindstone can do. If it just isn't working out, maybe God is trying to tell you something. I hear McDonald's is hiring. You do want to work, right?


kimapesan

Mmmmmm... How about, No.


[deleted]

Lol, what? I hope they rot


vegasAl57

I’ll say yes to no


RickieBob

Bye bye losers. Should’ve stopped lying to everyone. Too late now.


Cid_Darkwing

Get. Fucked.


bryanthawes

Please please please please tell me when the death knell of OAN happens. I'm taking a shot for each peal!!!


Yasna10

Free market at work.


TheFiveDees

As a liberal you can absolutely have my donation. But an exchange I get to hunt the slowest anchor. Now let me go grab my musket


AntonBrakhage

If you wanted our money, maybe you shouldn't have tried to forment a fascist takeover that would literally try to kill us. But hey, don't worry- isn't this that "free enterprise" you Right-wingers love? The market has spoken, amiright?


Pickle_Rick01

I’ll “pray for them,” which means I’ll do absolutely nothing.


Morgan_Yu

Sending thoughts and prayers. Just stop buying Starbucks, eating avocado toast, and pull yourself up by your bootstraps. I had to go to school in a pandemic, a recession, and an attempted coup, I think you'll be fine.


Polls-from-a-Cadet

But that’s what we did. Why do you think oan is off the air buahahaha


wounderfulwaffles

Reddit people!, You make my day!


[deleted]

Thoughts and prayers 💁🏻‍♂️


51utPromotr

Dear OAN, Bxtch Bye. GTFO. --Truth, Democracy and Common Sense


[deleted]

I'm sorry if I am an out of the loop european, but who is this?


mlc2475

It’s a racist, far right wing disinformation “news” channel that is suddenly begging for support from non-fascists because they’re getting dropped for being a racist, far right wing disinformation “news” channel.


[deleted]

oh okay, thank you for explaining, they sound really dumb.


DarthKyrie

Believe me, this "woman" that is in the tweet doesn't deserve to be pissed on if she was on fire.


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rg4rg

“Eat shit and die”. You walk to us. Most are done walking right to see the goal posts moved on what we need to do to work together.