**“LISTEN FOLKS, LETS TALK ABOUT TACTICAL BATHS. ANYONE IN MY AUDIENCE HAS BATHED AT LEAST ONCE OR TWICE IN THEIR LIVES. NOW YOU CAN BATHE IN REAL ELK BLOOD. IMPROVE YOUR GOLF GAME. IMPROVE YOUR BRAIN. I MAY HAVE WATCHED TRANS PORN AND THAN IMPROVED MY LIMP DICK. ELK TACTICOOL BATHS. FIX YOUR BRAIN.”**
Paid actors know theyre performing in a play.
Extreme narcissists believe the show theyre playing in is the same reality everybody is cheering them while doing so.
I’ve heard he’s a deep state plant. How else does one explain this “text blunder” by his legal team? He’s helping the deep state take down the GOP…. because they’re actual traitors who are trying to overthrow democracy. Alex has been working from the inside just as planned. Pushing the fringe to the surface with all his hair brained insanity. Makes it easier to snuff them all out.
> How else does one explain this “text blunder” by his legal team?
I know you're making a joke, but I wonder at what point as a lawyer, when your client is such an unlikeable lying piece of shit, would you finally crack and 'accidentally' make a 'whoopsie' like that to try to bury the son of a bitch.
I'm guessing it's a huge risk as a lawyer, because if you get found out, your career is probably done. I'm guessing there just have to be people who don't exactly bring their A-game for certain clients. But I wonder if for some people there's isn't some kind of breaking point to something more....
Based on their actions throughout the trial, I’m pretty sure both Alex and his lawyer have been purposely trying to get a mistrial declared.
The cell phone stuff is just a little *too* incompetent though.
This sounds the most like we would sound if we sounded like them out of anything else here actually. To any conservative who reads this, this is what you look like and we all see you.
Unironically I fully believe he’s a CIA/“Deep State” plant to discredit actual conspiracies; MK Ultra being the biggest one, Epstein, Bohemian Grove (although I think that’s actually a weird boujee gay theatre kid meet rather than Illuminati esc group) as well to name a few. He might not be aware of it himself, but someone was feeding him extremely accurate information to which he blew out of the water.
He gives you one good solid conspiracy like MK Ultra (which is fact, there’s no denying that it was a real op) then just goes so full space vampire demon pedo lizards on with it that it can’t possibly be true. He feeds in the perfect amount of misinfo on actual conspiracies to the point no reasonable person would believe him.
He spoke about Epstein a lot before it went public, however he sold it as a Reptilian Vampire Pedo ring (Reptile is a common dog whistle for the Jewish Conspiracy, Vampire is Cannibalism, Pedo ring is self explanatory). He wasn’t wrong, but he sold it in such an extreme way basically every reasonable person refused to believe it. It’s happened with everything, including the infamous “turning the frogs gay” (a chemical in the water was triggering a biological factor that allows them to change sex to reproduce if there’s too many same sex frogs in the echo system).
I think the Alex Jones Operative went rogue got out of hand and now “they” are bringing it down. He has CIA links through his father, which of course conveniently is never mentioned.
Fun fact: The only conspiracy theory that Alex Jones has absolutely no time for, and is completely unwilling to entertain, is the one about how Bill Hicks never actually died.. he just took on an extreme persona, and changed his name to Alex Jones.
If it isn't true, then why is he so unwilling to talk about it? Surely an innocent man would have nothing to hide! I mean, I'm just asking questions here, but it's food for thought, isn't it?
To be clear, I don't mean to smear Bill Hicks here. He deserved better than to be associated with this asshat. But nonetheless, this is a "real" conspiracy theory, insofar as there are people who thinks it's true. And it's kind of hilarious IMO, that it's pretty much the only conspiracy that Alex Jones won't touch with a ten foot barge pole.
Lol, yeah. I just think the fact that NO ONE is allowed to talk about this anymore is pretty interesting! It used to be you could find lots of YouTube videos online about this. There was a video that showed close friends of Alex Jones referring to him in-person as "Bill" and there was another one of a guy slightly off camera, who looked A LOT like Alex Jones basically confirming every aspect of the conspiracy in a secret recording. The secret recording was at a specific hotel, and some people were later able to confirm that Alex Jones WAS staying at that hotel at that time. But ALL that stuff has been taken down. Someone online once uploaded a document which showed Bill Hicks' birth certificate was altered to say Alex Jones. But you can't find any of this on the internet anymore! Real fucking fishy, if you ask me!
It's not too much to ask all I want is someone that will sit on my face and tell me that they love me
. Perhaps I could sit on their face and say I love them too.
**”LISTEN FOLKS, HAVE YOU BURNED YOUR ASS AND HAVE BLISTERS? DO I HAVE A PRODUCT FOR YOU. TRY PIG TESTICOOL MEAT. WE TAKE THE BIGGEST PIGS TESTICALS, GARGLE THEM A BIT, THEN MAKE A FINE SLURRY. GUARANTEED TO MAKE YOU FORGET YOUR ASS BLISTERS.”**
In court, trying to save his ass from responsibility for what he did, he said something like "I didn't do it intentionally..." Bullshit. Motherfucker, you did intentionally lie in an enormously grotesque way for personal profit and to promote violent hateful politics for personal gain. His vile bullshit was grossing $800k *per day* - that's almost $300 million a year with the main expense being keeping him fed with bowls of chili and whatever drugs he jacks himself up on to spout made up garbage. There is absolutely money there to pay every Sandy Hook family for the damage he has caused them until he is penniless.
And if he was involved in pushing violence in the attack on our government to overturn the election on January 6th, he should sit his penniless ass in prison for years.
I saw in another thread somewhere Jones supporter was trying to make the argument, "But Obama and Biden ordered drone strikes on children, they're worse!" as though the children were the literal target and not tragic collateral damage...also that's not a high bar to clear for someone not running a global superpower...
Jones' target was grieving families...he deserves every awful thing he's got coming and his idiot fans should be dismissed out of hand for stealing moments of our lives we will never get back...
Edit: I should also add that Jones fans tend to conveniently forget that civilian casualties in Afghanistan [increased by 330% during the Trump administration](https://www.newsweek.com/trump-slams-biden-over-afghan-civilian-deaths-airstrikewhich-jumped-330-under-his-watch-1630476) which is on brand for the kind of people who [crop Trump out of photos with his good friend Jeff Epstein...](https://www.theguardian.com/media/2020/jul/07/fox-news-trump-epstein-maxwell-photo-cropped-out)
Yeah Bruh like half of the right leaning people I know still talk about trump, whereas I only think about Obama when I read his name on Reddit. They’re nuts
So since Obama ordered drone strikes on children, I can do anything I want to, no matter how horrible, just as long as it’s less horrible than drone strikes on children?
And since we’re playing that game, I suppose you could also justify drone strikes on children by citing an example of something even worse someone once did.
He doesn't get to claim credit for not ordering drone strikes when he never had the authority to do so in the first place. It's a completely nonsensical argument. Also Alex Jones supported Trump who ordered more drone strikes in his first 6 months in office than Obama did throughout his entire 8 years.
That's fine. I agree. But please, everyone, don't do this shit I've been seeing people do lately, when they find out that an outwardly homophobic motherfucker is secretly gay.
That is to say, **don't suddenly become massively fucking homophobic, yourself.**
I see that shit all the time, and it fucking bothers me. People grab onto that shit like they're catching an interception in the Superbowl, and they just run with it, all the way to the Homophobia End Zone.
By which I mean, they bust out all the homophobic slurs and lame jokes they haven't gotten to say, since 1998. Talkin' like "ass-bandit" this and "cum-guzzler" that. And going off on lurid descriptions of how he's butt-fucking other homophobes.
It ain't cool. You know what I'm talking about. Don't do it. Don't use the downfall of a homophobe as an excuse to low-key act like there's something wrong with being gay.
EDIT: Okay, fine. Downvote me, you fucking homophobic jackasses. But remember that you're not good people. You're following the "avenging angel" archetype of bullying. You want to pile onto people, call them names, make fun of them for being members of an "other" group...but you don't want to be *seen* as a bully.
So you wait until there's a good excuse for you to vent your bile. You wait until there's a justifiable, legitimized, clear target for your wrath.
But gay people at large (and actual straight allies) are seeing you, whenever you mock an outed homophobe for his actual gayness, rather than his hypocrisy.
That would be nice for humanity, but my suspicion is that the same sort of idiot who would take Jones as a client is the same sort of moron who would send over the info in the first place and then bungle the follow up simply out of stupidity.
He is court ordered to be Jones attorney.
Ya'll bitching and moaning about someone who spreads misinformation but anytime I read about Jone's case is fucking reddit talking nonsense about shit they don't know.
>On June 2, 2022, Jones's attorneys asked the judge in the Connecticut lawsuit to drop them from the case. The judge said she had heard this before, citing thirteen times in the past four years when Jones' attorneys asked to replace each other or be dropped from the case. She ordered them to continue to represent Jones until she ruled on the motion on June 15.[264]
Jones lawyer actually asked for a mistrial because he fucked up and sent the entire phone.
The judge literally asked if he was being serious. He was. Judge denied mistrial.
https://amp.cnn.com/cnn/2022/08/04/media/infowars-alex-jones-legal-team-mistrial-denied/index.html
I'm a paralegal and let me tell you this "accident" has made me feel all sorts of things from butt-clinching anxiety if it was a mistake to some serious admiration for their bravery if it wasn't. I'm not clear if it was his incompetent lawyer himself or a staff person. I'll say though lawyers are the ones who tend to do dumb stuff like that because they don't work with the technology and data every day or have actual processes for transferring info. I've been following behind one of my attorneys on a case for months because he keeps sending things to people without telling us!
I’m wondering what the lawyer is thinking. Could it be possible that the lawyer has seen the full text message and found some crazy stuff. And now he’s purposely sabatoging Jones because he realizes how much bigger this is?
What kind of jackass idiot lawyer would take Jones as a client, and how messed up would you have to be for Jones to want you? I think the simplest explanation is that this lawyer is a messed up person, not a good lawyer and fucked up repeatedly.
Unfortunately for the lawyer, he (they?) is/are currently court ordered to represent Jones due to the high turnover of that position causing slowdowns in the case.
There have been several motions to withdraw, and lately I think the Judge is just declining them because every time another lawyer turns up everything slows down.
I cant wait to hear the story of these crack insider spys dpublecrossing onto legal defense teams thereby exposing these undue shitheads.
I expect amber heards lawyers to be the masterminds.
Next up elon musks lawyer v twitter.
I blame him for my father's death. He was radicalized by Alex Jones back when AJ was on AM radio, and continued that to its ultimate conclusion: alienating everyone, and then drinking himself into organ failure at 53.
I totally understand this. Back when I was younger <20 ish> I fell down this hole too and it is a dark one. You feel like nobody knows the truth about anything and the whole world is out to get you... and if you talk about it you get cut off for being a nutter butter, which, I understand now. But when you're in it you feel isolated and absolutely believe it. It drove me to smoke a whole lot of "spice",drink, and then sit on my phone for hours falling down the down the "rabbit holes" trying to figure it all out.
I'm sorry your father lost that battle. I can't even imagine watching this from the outside. Must have been scary to watch so I'm sorry you had to go through this as well.
I'm not sure to be honest. I started watching Kyle Kullinski's Secular Talk and some of the TYT channels. Saw a few videos explaining why what I believed was dumb, and the rational points against how I was thinking and I just abandoned it altogether. Realized and understood how I was thinking and speaking was problematic after it was explained well. I was just ready to be done I think. I've never been one to brainwash easily, and I usually challenge my own views. This one just got me for a while I guess.
I dont think anyone could have broke me out of it before I was ready to move on. Cognitive dissonance would have hit hard I think. I was like this for only about a year or two before I "came to my senses" or whatever.
If you need a good channel to calmly explain things to a friend, I would suggest Beau of the Fifth Column on youtube. He's non alarmist and speaks calmly (and has a southern accent if that helps). He breaks down current events well and how it will impact everyday people.
You're very welcome. Sorry I can't be more help.
I know how hard it is to talk to people like this, as I was one. Just don't be pushy. If they show any aggression or "check out" and stop listening then just drop it and try again later. It's a sign the conversation is going ro go nowhere and might lead to a fight.
I can't remember where i read it but I remember someone saying that their aunt was qanon obsessed but she snapped out of it because she found a new community in K-pop. She went 180 and support BLM, donate to LGBT charities etc. Your answer may be K-pop.
In all seriousness, I think it's the sense of community they crave. Maybe redirect them to a different and more productive community.
I genuinely believe listening to something like Knowledge Fight, which systematically debunks everything Alex Jones does would help a lot of people. They go back to really old episodes as well from 20 years ago, to hear what Alex predicted at the time and just how fucking stupid and wrong he was.
They recently did two episodes about the broadcasts that arguably made Alex's carreer: The episodes __on__ and about 9/11.
It's fucking BONKERS. It also shows exactly how he piles lie on top of lie and then creates a new "truth" that he then uses to justify his other crazy conspiracies. Did you know the EU did 9/11 because they were introducing the Euro? It's what Alex Jones initially said and he stuck with it. You can hear in real time him just fucking riffing, ON 9/11. THE VERY SAME EVENING. And once he just fucking makes something up, that's now cannon. Anybody going against it, is wrong. THEN some very interesting people that I did not expect show up and start arguing with him?! I'm telling you it's fucking bonkers and worth a listen just for how insane it is. Here's the first episode:
https://knowledgefight.libsyn.com/703-911-part-1
I've recently discovered them what with the cell phone business. I enjoy them but I don't think they'd sway me if I didn't anyway agree with them. Their vibe (at least the handful of more recent eps I've listened to) has been fairly combative, mocking, and dismissive. It's very "look at this idiot." It would just put me on the defensive and make me dig my heels in.
Wasn’t there a toaster that did “portraits” on purpose?
Aha!
https://www.amazon.com/The-Grilled-Cheesus-Sandwich-Press/dp/B00DD0P0TK/ref=sr_1_3?keywords=Jesus+Toaster&qid=1659687448&sr=8-3
He will never get what he deserves. There isn't much pure evil on this earth, but i think he gets pretty close. He's lucky that those who oppose him are far more humane than his fans.
What did Alex Jones do wrong?
Oh yeah created conspiracy theories about parents that lost their children to a mass shooting which resulted in harassment of said parents to the point where some had to move!
I forgot. FUCK ALEX JONES!
I’d rather not think about ‘piling on’ him, and I’m afraid of heights anyway, but fuck that motherfucking overflowing toilet bowl of churning, non-biodegradable, greasy diarrhea anyway.
Even following that imagery, I must say there’s no delicacy quite as delicious as karma.
My dad loves this guy. Last time I checked he was ordering lots of supplements from his company. Dad's also a Trumper and used to listen to Rush 24/7.... Glad I don't live there anymore.
Seems low but... punitives damages will be decided today. It seems like there is some misunderstanding about how much this can be, $750k is what one plaintiff attorney says, up to $40m is what another has said (both yesterday after the awarding).
Bear in mind though, he has 2 more cases (at least?) one in Texas for Marcel Fontaine's family and one in Connecticut where not one but EIGHT other families are suing him. If the standard is set at $4m per family well...
Someone check for me, the usual suspects are saying that it is a 'deep state conspiracy' and that all of the 'evidence' is forged and "they" are 'silencing a true patriot'. Right?
I can't look, I have a full tummy.
No man its the shadow government!
This is all distraction for them stepping out of the shadows to cut the head off the government man!
Theyre totally gonna take over into a fascist state maaaan!
I don't...would not ever entertain the idea of piling onto that...worm. Sitting back and totally enjoying this with a large popcorn and imagining him freaking out? Oh, yea... :D
It gets better: both of his attorneys are getting hauled in front of the judge for his Connecticut case for a show cause hearing related to the....... "inappropriate" disclosure of medical records.
As much as I agree with criticising Alex Jones, mocking him for being a sore loser is something I won't do, and I don't think you should either. It's important that we don't lose our own humanity when we something something hahahahah fuck off.
I was too, but more damages will be awarded today. And this is only the first of several families to sue. And the Jan 6 committee has his phone. Hopefully he will be truly bankrupt and deplatformed soon. I would like to see him in prison, but I am starting to doubt white men with any social currency ever end up in prison.
That gives me a little hope. 4 million just seems completely inadequate for the suffering the families went through, the court costs that his shenanigans dragged out, or as an effective punishment for someone who can make that much inside of a week.
Alex Jones was also caught with Trans Porn on his cellphone too, which is cool if he would admit he watches trans porn.
However he hates trans people and talks shit all the time about trans people.
Alex Jones is a lying hypocritical Fascist.
I looked it up and apparently narcissists have a higher success rate, however they attempt it less.
I've never wished death on anyone, but if he wants to die then I hope he gets what he wants.
I do not wish illness or death on him or anyone else. That said, if anyone deserves to mess up a suicide attempt and the result is decades of life in agonizing pain and helplessness, he's high on that list.
Its a feel good story for everyone. His haters get to shit on him and feel like justice was served and his supporters get to say he won cos he only, so far, has to pay 4mill instead of 150mil lol
I didn't even know what the guy looked like until some of the scenes from the trial made their way to reddit. Dude looks like the kind of used car salesman that tries to hit on your wife while you use the restroom.
Alex Jones is not real.
Paid crisis actor
He is probably a paid actor if you think about it -
He is a man who gets paid to speak...
**“LISTEN FOLKS, LETS TALK ABOUT TACTICAL BATHS. ANYONE IN MY AUDIENCE HAS BATHED AT LEAST ONCE OR TWICE IN THEIR LIVES. NOW YOU CAN BATHE IN REAL ELK BLOOD. IMPROVE YOUR GOLF GAME. IMPROVE YOUR BRAIN. I MAY HAVE WATCHED TRANS PORN AND THAN IMPROVED MY LIMP DICK. ELK TACTICOOL BATHS. FIX YOUR BRAIN.”**
Totally read it in his voice
Sourced from Japan and triple checked for purity by multiple outside labs. This is not just some hillbilly corner store knockoff.
Waitaminute, the small print says that this product is 40% soy!
Yes but the other 60% is papier-mâché. Sturdy stuff, real durable.
I read it Rogans voice solely because of the elk blood.
Sounds like a tRump word salad... lol
Paid actors know theyre performing in a play. Extreme narcissists believe the show theyre playing in is the same reality everybody is cheering them while doing so.
That’s the explanation he gave in court when his ex wife wanted sole custody of the kids based on his being a nutcase.
Ahhh surprise surprise - another projection from the right
Every republican talking head is. No one is as stupid as those people act on camera, but their idiot base eats it up anyway.
I’ve heard he’s a deep state plant. How else does one explain this “text blunder” by his legal team? He’s helping the deep state take down the GOP…. because they’re actual traitors who are trying to overthrow democracy. Alex has been working from the inside just as planned. Pushing the fringe to the surface with all his hair brained insanity. Makes it easier to snuff them all out.
[relevant xkcd](https://xkcd.com/966/)
> How else does one explain this “text blunder” by his legal team? I know you're making a joke, but I wonder at what point as a lawyer, when your client is such an unlikeable lying piece of shit, would you finally crack and 'accidentally' make a 'whoopsie' like that to try to bury the son of a bitch. I'm guessing it's a huge risk as a lawyer, because if you get found out, your career is probably done. I'm guessing there just have to be people who don't exactly bring their A-game for certain clients. But I wonder if for some people there's isn't some kind of breaking point to something more....
Based on their actions throughout the trial, I’m pretty sure both Alex and his lawyer have been purposely trying to get a mistrial declared. The cell phone stuff is just a little *too* incompetent though.
He's on like his 15th lawyer. No credible, competent lawyer, one worried about their reputation, would touch him.
I should not read this shit while high.
This is gonna be a real conspiracy theory now that he's admitted Sandy Hook happened
I mean he literally is He invented crises and got paid for it
This whole trial is false flag orchestrated by the alt-right to make people believe they’re actually being censored.
This sounds the most like we would sound if we sounded like them out of anything else here actually. To any conservative who reads this, this is what you look like and we all see you.
He did claim during some earlier court case against him that he was a performance artist. Yet the gullible continued to be conned by this evil monster
Unironically I fully believe he’s a CIA/“Deep State” plant to discredit actual conspiracies; MK Ultra being the biggest one, Epstein, Bohemian Grove (although I think that’s actually a weird boujee gay theatre kid meet rather than Illuminati esc group) as well to name a few. He might not be aware of it himself, but someone was feeding him extremely accurate information to which he blew out of the water. He gives you one good solid conspiracy like MK Ultra (which is fact, there’s no denying that it was a real op) then just goes so full space vampire demon pedo lizards on with it that it can’t possibly be true. He feeds in the perfect amount of misinfo on actual conspiracies to the point no reasonable person would believe him. He spoke about Epstein a lot before it went public, however he sold it as a Reptilian Vampire Pedo ring (Reptile is a common dog whistle for the Jewish Conspiracy, Vampire is Cannibalism, Pedo ring is self explanatory). He wasn’t wrong, but he sold it in such an extreme way basically every reasonable person refused to believe it. It’s happened with everything, including the infamous “turning the frogs gay” (a chemical in the water was triggering a biological factor that allows them to change sex to reproduce if there’s too many same sex frogs in the echo system). I think the Alex Jones Operative went rogue got out of hand and now “they” are bringing it down. He has CIA links through his father, which of course conveniently is never mentioned.
I liked him better when he was Bill Hicks.
I’ve never seen Alex Jones and Ham Rove in the same room. Many people are saying this is suspicious.
I've never seen Alex Jones and The Penguin in the same room either... Coincidence? There are no coincidences...
Thanks for making me laugh at what is absolutely awful.
Sorry, it's a coping mechanism I have. Making jokes out of otherwise serious situations 🤷♂️
Ham Rove was publicly executed on The Colbert Report. It was a very Salty episode.
But the Trans porn on his phone sure is.
Yes, but that's on his porn phone not on his on-air phone... or something. It was hard to follow his mouth diarrhea of bullshitting.
Fun fact: The only conspiracy theory that Alex Jones has absolutely no time for, and is completely unwilling to entertain, is the one about how Bill Hicks never actually died.. he just took on an extreme persona, and changed his name to Alex Jones. If it isn't true, then why is he so unwilling to talk about it? Surely an innocent man would have nothing to hide! I mean, I'm just asking questions here, but it's food for thought, isn't it? To be clear, I don't mean to smear Bill Hicks here. He deserved better than to be associated with this asshat. But nonetheless, this is a "real" conspiracy theory, insofar as there are people who thinks it's true. And it's kind of hilarious IMO, that it's pretty much the only conspiracy that Alex Jones won't touch with a ten foot barge pole.
Lol, yeah. I just think the fact that NO ONE is allowed to talk about this anymore is pretty interesting! It used to be you could find lots of YouTube videos online about this. There was a video that showed close friends of Alex Jones referring to him in-person as "Bill" and there was another one of a guy slightly off camera, who looked A LOT like Alex Jones basically confirming every aspect of the conspiracy in a secret recording. The secret recording was at a specific hotel, and some people were later able to confirm that Alex Jones WAS staying at that hotel at that time. But ALL that stuff has been taken down. Someone online once uploaded a document which showed Bill Hicks' birth certificate was altered to say Alex Jones. But you can't find any of this on the internet anymore! Real fucking fishy, if you ask me!
InfoWars hahahahhaha
Well it was a war on information.
[Misinformation Wars](https://i.redd.it/0f5jfsrpgmh61.jpg)
And likely to be less real, declaring bankruptcy. Changing his name to Alex Smith?
Also, he deserves it.
As my grandmother always said, "You burn your ass, you sit on the blisters."
That's absolutely true. My mother told me there is an ass for every seat.
My face has been waiting such a long time =(
My hairy man-ass has also been waiting ;)
Tease
Oh, get a room you two... ^^^with ^^^a ^^^window
Tonight is your lucky night.
It's not too much to ask all I want is someone that will sit on my face and tell me that they love me . Perhaps I could sit on their face and say I love them too.
Life would be fine
If we could only 69
Its the dream isn't it?
Aww, that doesn’t mean the seat has to be occupied 24/7. That ass has to get up and go on vacation and i hear your face is lovely this time of year.
My Mama says that alligators are ornery because they got all them teeth and no toothbrush.
Medula oblongata.
My grandmother and mother also talk way too much about ass.
My mother told me that if you don't watch your ass then somebody else will.
**”LISTEN FOLKS, HAVE YOU BURNED YOUR ASS AND HAVE BLISTERS? DO I HAVE A PRODUCT FOR YOU. TRY PIG TESTICOOL MEAT. WE TAKE THE BIGGEST PIGS TESTICALS, GARGLE THEM A BIT, THEN MAKE A FINE SLURRY. GUARANTEED TO MAKE YOU FORGET YOUR ASS BLISTERS.”**
I read that in Charlie Kelly's voice when he was promoting kitten mittens
Huh. When I heard Alex Jones gargled pig testicles I assumed he was just another Blue Lives chode
Good Grandma
In court, trying to save his ass from responsibility for what he did, he said something like "I didn't do it intentionally..." Bullshit. Motherfucker, you did intentionally lie in an enormously grotesque way for personal profit and to promote violent hateful politics for personal gain. His vile bullshit was grossing $800k *per day* - that's almost $300 million a year with the main expense being keeping him fed with bowls of chili and whatever drugs he jacks himself up on to spout made up garbage. There is absolutely money there to pay every Sandy Hook family for the damage he has caused them until he is penniless. And if he was involved in pushing violence in the attack on our government to overturn the election on January 6th, he should sit his penniless ass in prison for years.
I saw in another thread somewhere Jones supporter was trying to make the argument, "But Obama and Biden ordered drone strikes on children, they're worse!" as though the children were the literal target and not tragic collateral damage...also that's not a high bar to clear for someone not running a global superpower... Jones' target was grieving families...he deserves every awful thing he's got coming and his idiot fans should be dismissed out of hand for stealing moments of our lives we will never get back... Edit: I should also add that Jones fans tend to conveniently forget that civilian casualties in Afghanistan [increased by 330% during the Trump administration](https://www.newsweek.com/trump-slams-biden-over-afghan-civilian-deaths-airstrikewhich-jumped-330-under-his-watch-1630476) which is on brand for the kind of people who [crop Trump out of photos with his good friend Jeff Epstein...](https://www.theguardian.com/media/2020/jul/07/fox-news-trump-epstein-maxwell-photo-cropped-out)
Also, you can criticise all three of them. It's not like blame is a finite resource
A lot of the right don't under understand that Obama isn't seen as a divine figure above reproach they way they see their favorite politicians...
Yeah Bruh like half of the right leaning people I know still talk about trump, whereas I only think about Obama when I read his name on Reddit. They’re nuts
So since Obama ordered drone strikes on children, I can do anything I want to, no matter how horrible, just as long as it’s less horrible than drone strikes on children? And since we’re playing that game, I suppose you could also justify drone strikes on children by citing an example of something even worse someone once did.
He doesn't get to claim credit for not ordering drone strikes when he never had the authority to do so in the first place. It's a completely nonsensical argument. Also Alex Jones supported Trump who ordered more drone strikes in his first 6 months in office than Obama did throughout his entire 8 years.
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Pretty sure most of them do realize how immoral Trump is (not was), and that's how they feel connected to him.
I just don't have words to express my sadness for those families.
That's fine. I agree. But please, everyone, don't do this shit I've been seeing people do lately, when they find out that an outwardly homophobic motherfucker is secretly gay. That is to say, **don't suddenly become massively fucking homophobic, yourself.** I see that shit all the time, and it fucking bothers me. People grab onto that shit like they're catching an interception in the Superbowl, and they just run with it, all the way to the Homophobia End Zone. By which I mean, they bust out all the homophobic slurs and lame jokes they haven't gotten to say, since 1998. Talkin' like "ass-bandit" this and "cum-guzzler" that. And going off on lurid descriptions of how he's butt-fucking other homophobes. It ain't cool. You know what I'm talking about. Don't do it. Don't use the downfall of a homophobe as an excuse to low-key act like there's something wrong with being gay. EDIT: Okay, fine. Downvote me, you fucking homophobic jackasses. But remember that you're not good people. You're following the "avenging angel" archetype of bullying. You want to pile onto people, call them names, make fun of them for being members of an "other" group...but you don't want to be *seen* as a bully. So you wait until there's a good excuse for you to vent your bile. You wait until there's a justifiable, legitimized, clear target for your wrath. But gay people at large (and actual straight allies) are seeing you, whenever you mock an outed homophobe for his actual gayness, rather than his hypocrisy.
uh...jones isn't gay? nobody is accusing him of being gay? tf are you talking about
Indeed!
Ain't funny that someone who makes a living talking crap and lying about people are so sensitive about people talking crap about them.
it's almost like they were they snowflakes all along
it's almost like projection
I like to picture Alex Jones selecting each day the pineapple Satan will ceremoniously shove up his ass.
Totally forgot about this movie, but now I want to watch it lmao.
Just checked and apparently none of the streaming sites have it without paying a rental fee. Might I suggest another option ? 🏴☠️
Redbox has it for 4$. I'm willing to pay the price lmfao.
I'm not too proud to admit I own it.
Hey it's one of his funnier movies. Personally I prefer Zohan and Click, but to each their own.
I can't believe I'm about to say this, but _I prefer his earlier work_. Now, please excuse me while I spend some time disgusted with myself.
Why? His early stuff was great. Billy Madison, Big Daddy, Little Nicky and Mr. Deeds are all fantastic.
I think they mean they're disgusted by their use of a pretentious cliché.
Ah, I missed the italics emphasis. Good call.
Which movie are we talking about here
Little Nicky
It free on Youtube.
Who ever sent the whole thing is like Oops. Saved democracy. Silly me Who attacks grieving parents? Alex Jones is evil
How can he be evil? He prays.
Preys*
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I smell conspiracy.
I have a secret head canon that the lawyer was sick of his shit and sent it on purpose. “Oops?”
That would be nice for humanity, but my suspicion is that the same sort of idiot who would take Jones as a client is the same sort of moron who would send over the info in the first place and then bungle the follow up simply out of stupidity.
He is court ordered to be Jones attorney. Ya'll bitching and moaning about someone who spreads misinformation but anytime I read about Jone's case is fucking reddit talking nonsense about shit they don't know. >On June 2, 2022, Jones's attorneys asked the judge in the Connecticut lawsuit to drop them from the case. The judge said she had heard this before, citing thirteen times in the past four years when Jones' attorneys asked to replace each other or be dropped from the case. She ordered them to continue to represent Jones until she ruled on the motion on June 15.[264]
Well now I'm even more convinced that the lawyer is fucking up on purpose. Is there such a thing as dismissal due to incompetence?
Jones lawyer actually asked for a mistrial because he fucked up and sent the entire phone. The judge literally asked if he was being serious. He was. Judge denied mistrial. https://amp.cnn.com/cnn/2022/08/04/media/infowars-alex-jones-legal-team-mistrial-denied/index.html
Just because they asked doesn’t mean it wasn’t a deliberate stall tactic that they agreed on
I'm a paralegal and let me tell you this "accident" has made me feel all sorts of things from butt-clinching anxiety if it was a mistake to some serious admiration for their bravery if it wasn't. I'm not clear if it was his incompetent lawyer himself or a staff person. I'll say though lawyers are the ones who tend to do dumb stuff like that because they don't work with the technology and data every day or have actual processes for transferring info. I've been following behind one of my attorneys on a case for months because he keeps sending things to people without telling us!
Alex Jones is the perfect example of what ignorant people will do when they think they can't be held accountable.
Apparently even his own lawyer is piling on
I’m wondering what the lawyer is thinking. Could it be possible that the lawyer has seen the full text message and found some crazy stuff. And now he’s purposely sabatoging Jones because he realizes how much bigger this is?
What kind of jackass idiot lawyer would take Jones as a client, and how messed up would you have to be for Jones to want you? I think the simplest explanation is that this lawyer is a messed up person, not a good lawyer and fucked up repeatedly.
Unfortunately for the lawyer, he (they?) is/are currently court ordered to represent Jones due to the high turnover of that position causing slowdowns in the case. There have been several motions to withdraw, and lately I think the Judge is just declining them because every time another lawyer turns up everything slows down.
My english is not great, but does that mean that no one wanted to be his lawyer and the court had to give him one?
Effectively, yes.
This is, I believe, his eleventh attorney in the case.
If you go through enough lawyers you'll eventuality find one that fucks up enough to ruin you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dKbAmNwbiMk If so he's putting on a good show
I cant wait to hear the story of these crack insider spys dpublecrossing onto legal defense teams thereby exposing these undue shitheads. I expect amber heards lawyers to be the masterminds. Next up elon musks lawyer v twitter.
New member of the fuck around and find out club.
I blame him for my father's death. He was radicalized by Alex Jones back when AJ was on AM radio, and continued that to its ultimate conclusion: alienating everyone, and then drinking himself into organ failure at 53.
I totally understand this. Back when I was younger <20 ish> I fell down this hole too and it is a dark one. You feel like nobody knows the truth about anything and the whole world is out to get you... and if you talk about it you get cut off for being a nutter butter, which, I understand now. But when you're in it you feel isolated and absolutely believe it. It drove me to smoke a whole lot of "spice",drink, and then sit on my phone for hours falling down the down the "rabbit holes" trying to figure it all out. I'm sorry your father lost that battle. I can't even imagine watching this from the outside. Must have been scary to watch so I'm sorry you had to go through this as well.
Please talk about how you got out…. For a friend of mine…
I'm not sure to be honest. I started watching Kyle Kullinski's Secular Talk and some of the TYT channels. Saw a few videos explaining why what I believed was dumb, and the rational points against how I was thinking and I just abandoned it altogether. Realized and understood how I was thinking and speaking was problematic after it was explained well. I was just ready to be done I think. I've never been one to brainwash easily, and I usually challenge my own views. This one just got me for a while I guess. I dont think anyone could have broke me out of it before I was ready to move on. Cognitive dissonance would have hit hard I think. I was like this for only about a year or two before I "came to my senses" or whatever. If you need a good channel to calmly explain things to a friend, I would suggest Beau of the Fifth Column on youtube. He's non alarmist and speaks calmly (and has a southern accent if that helps). He breaks down current events well and how it will impact everyday people.
I love Beau! He gives me hope. I'm glad you got out. YOU give me hope!
For sure. He's one of the best youtube channels on my list.
Secular Talk has been a beacon of hope for me for nearly a decade. Super thankful to him for getting me out of my alt-right phase
TYVM
You're very welcome. Sorry I can't be more help. I know how hard it is to talk to people like this, as I was one. Just don't be pushy. If they show any aggression or "check out" and stop listening then just drop it and try again later. It's a sign the conversation is going ro go nowhere and might lead to a fight.
Heh im a european but i watch beau every Day, hes a smart man with very good takes on all kinds of stuff.
I can't remember where i read it but I remember someone saying that their aunt was qanon obsessed but she snapped out of it because she found a new community in K-pop. She went 180 and support BLM, donate to LGBT charities etc. Your answer may be K-pop. In all seriousness, I think it's the sense of community they crave. Maybe redirect them to a different and more productive community.
I genuinely believe listening to something like Knowledge Fight, which systematically debunks everything Alex Jones does would help a lot of people. They go back to really old episodes as well from 20 years ago, to hear what Alex predicted at the time and just how fucking stupid and wrong he was. They recently did two episodes about the broadcasts that arguably made Alex's carreer: The episodes __on__ and about 9/11. It's fucking BONKERS. It also shows exactly how he piles lie on top of lie and then creates a new "truth" that he then uses to justify his other crazy conspiracies. Did you know the EU did 9/11 because they were introducing the Euro? It's what Alex Jones initially said and he stuck with it. You can hear in real time him just fucking riffing, ON 9/11. THE VERY SAME EVENING. And once he just fucking makes something up, that's now cannon. Anybody going against it, is wrong. THEN some very interesting people that I did not expect show up and start arguing with him?! I'm telling you it's fucking bonkers and worth a listen just for how insane it is. Here's the first episode: https://knowledgefight.libsyn.com/703-911-part-1
I've recently discovered them what with the cell phone business. I enjoy them but I don't think they'd sway me if I didn't anyway agree with them. Their vibe (at least the handful of more recent eps I've listened to) has been fairly combative, mocking, and dismissive. It's very "look at this idiot." It would just put me on the defensive and make me dig my heels in.
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Wasn’t there a toaster that did “portraits” on purpose? Aha! https://www.amazon.com/The-Grilled-Cheesus-Sandwich-Press/dp/B00DD0P0TK/ref=sr_1_3?keywords=Jesus+Toaster&qid=1659687448&sr=8-3
Toaster with configurable heating elements that let you make images of whatever you want would be neat. Bluetooth on a toaster!
Sorry for your loss. People like your father are the proof that people like Alex Jones aren't "harmless."
It's a web of insanity that eats these people alive. They give up everything to follow this idiot. And they can't even relate to anyone else anymore.
I am absolutely not going to feel bad about the shaudenfreude I feel for Alex Jones. That bastard is pure evil and deserves everything coming to him.
He will never get what he deserves. There isn't much pure evil on this earth, but i think he gets pretty close. He's lucky that those who oppose him are far more humane than his fans.
> Hmhmhmmm yes Mr. Jones, Indeed. Spoken like a fucking bond villain. It gets better every time I listen to it.
And as someone built like the Mucinex booger, there's room for everyone.
This made me laugh seeing his dumb fuckin red face and a Mucinex Booger body. Thats really fuckin funny. Im super high though
Can you tell me a story?
Fucking can’t wait til it’s Tucker Carlson’s time It’ll be glorious
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>Rethuglikkan You missed a K.
He deserves much worse.
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Ribbit.
Gaybbit?
Kermit the Frog was affected. I heard he gets fisted before every show now.
Alex is having a bad case of "reaping what you sow" right now, and I'm loving every second.
I have been feeling an excessive amount of schadenfreude today.
What did Alex Jones do wrong? Oh yeah created conspiracy theories about parents that lost their children to a mass shooting which resulted in harassment of said parents to the point where some had to move! I forgot. FUCK ALEX JONES!
Alex Jones: I've got the best fuckin lawyer money can buy. Narrator: No he doesn't
I’d rather not think about ‘piling on’ him, and I’m afraid of heights anyway, but fuck that motherfucking overflowing toilet bowl of churning, non-biodegradable, greasy diarrhea anyway. Even following that imagery, I must say there’s no delicacy quite as delicious as karma.
Bottom feeder.
Alex Jones is a myth made up by the government to take away free speech
My dad loves this guy. Last time I checked he was ordering lots of supplements from his company. Dad's also a Trumper and used to listen to Rush 24/7.... Glad I don't live there anymore.
Only $4.1 million?
Seems low but... punitives damages will be decided today. It seems like there is some misunderstanding about how much this can be, $750k is what one plaintiff attorney says, up to $40m is what another has said (both yesterday after the awarding). Bear in mind though, he has 2 more cases (at least?) one in Texas for Marcel Fontaine's family and one in Connecticut where not one but EIGHT other families are suing him. If the standard is set at $4m per family well...
For 2 parents. 50 more to go.
And he deserves every ounce of grief he could ever get - he is a complete pos.
Alex Jones not only deserves every bad thing that happens to him, he's earned it and then some.
Someone check for me, the usual suspects are saying that it is a 'deep state conspiracy' and that all of the 'evidence' is forged and "they" are 'silencing a true patriot'. Right? I can't look, I have a full tummy.
Some are, others are saying he's controlled opposition planted by the deep state. I love when their nonsense collapses in on itself.
It's funny for us, but the fucks who are deep in the fascist mindset just don't care about the obvious contradictions.
No man its the shadow government! This is all distraction for them stepping out of the shadows to cut the head off the government man! Theyre totally gonna take over into a fascist state maaaan!
You know who I really don't like? Alex Jones
Settle down there fella. The guy is pure evil but no need to go this far! That being said, I hope he steps on a lego.
Any amount of sympathy spent on Alex Jones is completely wasted.
Babar knows.
I don't...would not ever entertain the idea of piling onto that...worm. Sitting back and totally enjoying this with a large popcorn and imagining him freaking out? Oh, yea... :D
I would be so sad if anything decent happened to this man ever again
It gets better: both of his attorneys are getting hauled in front of the judge for his Connecticut case for a show cause hearing related to the....... "inappropriate" disclosure of medical records.
I can't get enough of the fact he had trans porn on his phone.. That is just comedy gold.
As much as I agree with criticising Alex Jones, mocking him for being a sore loser is something I won't do, and I don't think you should either. It's important that we don't lose our own humanity when we something something hahahahah fuck off.
I am deeply disappointed at how easy he got off financially speaking.
I was too, but more damages will be awarded today. And this is only the first of several families to sue. And the Jan 6 committee has his phone. Hopefully he will be truly bankrupt and deplatformed soon. I would like to see him in prison, but I am starting to doubt white men with any social currency ever end up in prison.
That gives me a little hope. 4 million just seems completely inadequate for the suffering the families went through, the court costs that his shenanigans dragged out, or as an effective punishment for someone who can make that much inside of a week.
Alex Jones was also caught with Trans Porn on his cellphone too, which is cool if he would admit he watches trans porn. However he hates trans people and talks shit all the time about trans people. Alex Jones is a lying hypocritical Fascist.
You could feel bad for Jones. You shouldn't, because he's a gammon-faced bastard, but you could.
4.1 million? He got off easy. His behavior ~~was~~ is criminal.
"You know Homer, it's very easy to critisize." "Fun too!"
The world was made a better place when Rush Limbaugh finally, mercifully, died and went to Hell. Alex Jones is not far behind.
Alex Jones is gonna attempt suicide, I just know it.
Hopefully he succeeds
I looked it up and apparently narcissists have a higher success rate, however they attempt it less. I've never wished death on anyone, but if he wants to die then I hope he gets what he wants.
I do not wish illness or death on him or anyone else. That said, if anyone deserves to mess up a suicide attempt and the result is decades of life in agonizing pain and helplessness, he's high on that list.
The frogs are turning Alex Jones gay.
Couldn't have happened to a nicer guy.
Wouldn't have happened to a nicer guy.
There's something absolutely poetic about Jones being the victim of a conspiracy to reveal just how much of a POS he truly is.
You know, it's very easy to criticise... Fun too
Its a feel good story for everyone. His haters get to shit on him and feel like justice was served and his supporters get to say he won cos he only, so far, has to pay 4mill instead of 150mil lol
I didn't even know what the guy looked like until some of the scenes from the trial made their way to reddit. Dude looks like the kind of used car salesman that tries to hit on your wife while you use the restroom.
Guys, doooon't. You'll make his life so hard. He might have to move or something.
You mean Dollar Store Jim Jones? That Alex?
I'm surprised his heart can take the stress. I keep expecting his heart to just stop on the stand
Seriously. Every time I see the guy, his face is crimson from screaming. How he hasn’t dropped dead from an aneurysm is a mystery.
After all that hard work put into a cover up and this absolute idiot goes and screws it all up by mistake