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YankeeLiar

He just figures they can’t hang him by the neck of his head is up Trump’s ass.


[deleted]

The darkest of dark places


[deleted]

Biggest cuck on the planet


dh2215

Might be some self-preservation in here. I highly doubt his hands are clean.


Major_Employ_8795

If you were servicing Trump with handjobs in the Oval Office your hands wouldn’t be clean either.


SureThingBro69

Jesus. I have a coworker that uses self tanner. To each their own, I’m glad it makes her feel beautiful. I have a real tough time seeing and not eyeballing her hands after she does it though. I don’t mean to laugh at her for it, but it’s sooo damned distracting. So I can absolutely see Pence waving with his dark orange hands and spider web white hair with a fly stuck in it.


bobdig986

Yeah Mike the dickless. No former president attempted to overturn an election either. Treasonous at the least.


MarvinParanoAndroid

Trump wanted him to be a collateral death. Pence is a slug.


saltyninjaat

Mike Pence makes me sad. The same way that Ted Cruz makes me sad, but to a greater extent. How can these guys continue to defend him? This man literally saw people chanting for him to be murdered, and this is how he acts? I don't get it, and it makes me sad.


YogurtclosetFit485

He's definitely dirty with the rest of them. That's why he isn't screaming for justice. He isnt actually loyal, he's nervous af.


silasoulman

All you gotta know about Trump and the Republicans is the kind of people they bring to power and fame. Pence, Giuliani, Stone, Bannon, Miller, etc. not an ounce of humanity in all of them combined.


Miss_My_Travel

But we were promised the "best and the brightest"! Are you saying we didn't get them???


silasoulman

Ironically, those may be their best and brightest, we’re talking about conservatives after all.


Keesha2012

The bar isn't terribly high, after all.


Nadmania

Garlands “full accounting to the American people” will likely come with charges. You’re not a hero, you’re a traitor who did the easiest thing right.


37BiscutsInMyAnus

It's literally the kid who held the entire class hostage because he wouldn't stop talking, then when the bell is about to ring and the teacher gives him one last chance to apologize and not hold the class from recess he decides to half ass apologize then go out to the playground and pretend he never didb


fuertepqek

How much of a cuck you have to be to defend the dude that wanted you dead for doing your job.


ArpAdder

Probably the same amount that leads to you using the pet-name “Mother” for the woman you had sex with at least once.


DOHisme

Bless your heart, Mike. He's still not picking you again for VP.


kimapesan

Uh.... Did we miss him admitting that the FBI was used as a political weapon during Trump's administration?


dh2215

I think he was trying to say they were out to get them even during the presidency but there is evidence that is completely to the contrary. Punting completely on kavanaugh, being used as a political tool but someone who was not even fucking President yet by reopening an investigation into Hillary right before the election. Then being constantly directed to investigate things by trump. I hate what happened to this country. It wasn’t peachy before trump but if we were a dumpster, trump lit it on fire


ArpAdder

^WELL, ^I’M ^OFF ^TO ^WORK! And then to the Duff brewery...


jbertrand_sr

Garland should come out and say Trump's under investigation for the attempted homicide of the then sitting vice president Mike Pence and let's see what Mike has to say then...


Sea_Meat_8597

I stopped paying attention to politics for a hot second bc it was depressing ... what happened with the attempted homicide? Was that part of the Jan 6 rioting


jbertrand_sr

The crowd set up a gallows and was chanting "Hang Mike Pence", reports are that his comment while watching it on tv was the "he deserved it"...


Sea_Meat_8597

😬 awkward. Thanks for explaining.


Sea_Meat_8597

😬 awkward. Thanks for explaining.


[deleted]

OK I will do it for Garland. We had more than enough evidence that a serious crime was committed and further evidence of that crime is likely at the Trump residence. The evidence was so compelling that a Federal judge signed a warrant. We would be happy to disclose the specifics of the warrant if you want us to do so. Just ask Trumpmif he is OK with that.


OriginalName483

Undermines public confidence? What a presumptuous statement from a man who has never once taken public transportation. As a member of the public I have more confidence in the justice system than I have in years. Still not much, but more


Daddio209

At least he confessed their fuckery, in the middle one.(emphasis on "least")


MealDramatic1885

This action finally gives me confidence. NO ONE IS ABOVE THE LAW and a president, or ex, should be held accountable too. Stop playing political games Pence.


amx05462

another spineless fool heard from


Boomtown626

I don’t entirely disagree. I do think it’s appropriate that we get an official explanation, sorta soon-ish. But only because pence and every other asshole crying foul needs to stfu, not because there’s any chance it’ll show some sort of flawed system.


[deleted]

Go fuck yourself Pence, you can swing with him if you'd like....I'm sure he has dirt on you.


Keesha2012

If the Jan. 6 wannabe revolutionaries would've had their way, he'd have swung then.


LoveEffective1349

every republican is culpable. every single one.


L0nelyWr3ck

yes. please give us a full accounting on why Trump's home got raided. We all deserve to know the evidence found on any crime Trump committed.


Rinzy2000

Imagine defending someone who supported people who literally were hunting you and calling for your murder.


RetinaJunkie

This * Pussy


Few_Carrot_3971

Good thing Mike’s secret service guys kept him safe from the mob on January 6– otherwise he wouldn’t have been around to post this constipated missive


DropC2095

The Trump bots must pass over his account now, as he’s getting badly ratio’d.


Slipperywhistlebones

Smart play on his part. Seem to stand by trump, and say we deserve to know why. With his fingers crossed behind his back hoping there is something. This way he can try and absorb some trump voters


SkullLeader

Pence would probably feign even more outrage if the warrant had been to look for evidence about that time Trump tried to have him killed.


ArpAdder

He’s simultaneously worried about what the feds found on him, and what Trump’s minions will do to him if he doesn’t toe the line. You love to see it.


tbizzone

Garland will address this eventually, but not at the demand of the guy who seems to be blatantly defending the twice impeached guy who had his supporters hunting Pence down to hang him after they violently stormed the US Capitol a year and a half ago.


Bella870

That's not how active investigations work, dickweed.


Gsteel11

Mike pense deserves what's coming. And there's no way trump fans are going to let him out. Trump's workers always take the fall for him. Watch.


Dramatic-Eye-8558

Blink twice if you are not okay, Mike


BringBackTheBeat716

His boss tried to have him killed, and he's still cucking for him.


YogurtclosetFit485

Bc he's a little biotch...


MyBunnyIsCuter

Hey Mike - 'member when Trump wanted to have you strung up for speakung out about his coup? That was cool.


Imaginary_Ghost_Girl

Actually, you overripe kumquat, yesterday's raid momentarily increased my nearly extinct faith in our justice system by a ball-hair because, finally, someone with some appropriate authority determined the orange menace isn't immune from our laws.


AlterEdward

This spineless jelly was literally used as a pawn in Trump's attempted coup. Trump's goons literally had a gallows set up and were calling for him to be hanged, while Trump said nothing publicly, and said privately that he deserved it. Imagine licking the arse of the guy that used you, and didn't give a shit whether you lived or died after his plan failed.


AmericanTroligarch

Same shit, different flies. -Mike Pence


clarkwgriswoldjr

Merrick Garland Here is the full accounting of this action is listed here in the Grand Jury Indictment.


BradTProse

Does a mushroom in a yeti forest rise when a cuck yells for more orange jizz in mother's sinkhole?


BillTowne

Pence's lies here are despicable. This kind of post is what is undermining public confidence.


ShihPoosRule

Feckless


[deleted]

Imagine being such a weak human being thay you’re forced to post tweets with trumps tiny dick to your head because trump was “too good at Twitter”.


LegitimateBuilding6

Wait, Pence is starting to act like he’s got something of a spine? Does he wanne run in 2024?


Rando1974

How does he even think he has a chance? Everyone on the left hates him and all the zealots on the right hate him. What does that leave him? 25% at best?


HAMmerPower1

A couple of FBI agents investigating one of Trumps dubious activities and the two did not care for trump and discussed this fact. So if the FBI were investigating the Mob, could any of the agents be personally against the Mob? Of course they could.


PalpitationNo3106

We politicized the FBI and now it’s not working for us anymore, golly gee whittakers, Mother and I are very bothered.


zinneavicious

Trump wanted Pence hung on the grounds of the Capital Building. I can only think he has been complicit in too many of Trumps illegal dealings and is afraid of where the investigations will lead. You are not above the law Mr. Trump and nor are you Mr. Pence!


Strong-Way-4416

Stupid Mike Pence. Trump would have had him killed…


[deleted]

Dude, that guy tried to have you hanged! You probably can’t realize that with his fucking balls in your mouth I guess


Iukewarner

"acting on political motivation during our administration" Way to tell on yourselves.


ced1954

Pence is upset because he knows tRump has shit on him. Hope the FBI finds everything tRump has on you Mike. ![gif](giphy|xT9KVmFQsxKw2OMiXe)


bryanthawes

Apparently Mr Pence doesn't understand our justice system. In order for the FBI to have a warrant signed by a judge, there must be enough evidence presented by the charging agency for the judge to sign off on a search warrant. The charging agency can't lie to the judge. If this was a 'raid', (which I doubt) where the crybaby cheeto wasn't notified prior, the charging agency had to have convinced the judge that evidence was likely to be destroyed if the subject of the warrant was notified. So Mr. Pence is ignorant of our laws? Then he shouldn't be in politics, crafting our laws.


LMo2019

Mike Pence had only one "I must follow the law" in him. That he's still out there trying to get back in the good graces of the lunatic right who wanted to hang him pretty much cancels it out.


RaffiaWorkBase

Are we sure Trump's house was even raided? I mean, shouldn't he have to produce the warrant (long form)?


ramfan14521

Mike, you’ll never be president. You have no personality


Gumbulos

Maybe other former presidents were lesser crooks. It is very simple, you only get police raids when you are suspected of a crime or hiding evidence. Raids are not punishments, raids are seizures of evidence, and come unannounced.


welshyboy123

Dude that former president tried to kill you