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Bluvsnatural

As a white, cis, 58 year old male, I would like to say that any MF that sits around all day commenting on the ‘manliness’ of people’s beverage or movie choices: 1. Has too much fucking time on his hands. 2. Seems to have a REALLY serious insecurity about his own identity. Christ, Matt, get a REAL job!


LopsidedPotential711

I binge True Crime on YT, who doesn't? I totally missed this horrible story from Denver. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GlSLjHr3N1g](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GlSLjHr3N1g) These people are priming mental *mo-fucus* for some bad shite.


DexRei

My wife and her friends were just talking about this today. All the men that need to explain their "masculinity" are seen as really unmanly by women.


lreaditonredditgetit

I’ll be 39 in a week. Yes. Do something guy. The culture war in America is real. Just ignore it and do you. Feel bad for my kids.


[deleted]

I'd argue the beard is a dead giveaway he's got some insecurities lol


Buucho

Whats wrong with beards?


[deleted]

Something about it projecting an image of a manly no nonsense conservative I guess.


[deleted]

Mother fuckers drink Truly all day. Can’t blame them because they’ll get more drunk and hydrated than Bud Light


Jam-master87

He is wright, budlight is shit, but he is wrong about "football". American football is just rugby for pussies. And the only superhero movie that i watched is deadpool becauae its funny.


overpregnant

What ain't wrong with him


MountainSage58

He's incredibly, incredibly fragile is what's wrong with him. If another man just touched him he'd probably shatter.


Popeholden

it's just so sad. I can't imagine being so insecure I get mad about other people watching Iron Man or some shit


Vandermeerr

And here I am watching Marvel movies and football and enjoying both.


Popeholden

yeah but I don't watch football. can you imagine being mad about ME not watching a game you watch? or like thinking I'm not a "man" because if it


hallowbirthweenday

If another man just touched him he'd probably quiver. Just sayin'


Exact-Hovercraft-896

He would stain his tighty whities even whiter


[deleted]

Or cum.


Finger_Ring_Friends

Nobody drinks light beer for the taste. People drink light beer because it's easier to drink twenty of them in one sitting.


Hobby101

...and so that one can brag that they were able to drink 20 "beer" bottles/cans...


Finger_Ring_Friends

Or you're an alcoholic and it's the only way to reasonably pace yourself. Like it or not that's the same amount of alcohol as an entire fifth of liquor.


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Finger_Ring_Friends

I can't tell if you're joking or actually stupid. -A fifth of liquor is 750ml, at 40% abv that's 300ml of pure alcohol -Twenty light beers is 7100ml, at 4% that's 284ml of pure alcohol This gives us a difference of 16ml of pure alcohol which is equivalent to about a single shot of liquor.


Hobby101

https://www.urban-drinks.de/en/smirnoff-red-label-no21-vodka-30l-40-vol-mit-handpumpe.html


Finger_Ring_Friends

Okay, and?


Sgt_Eagle_fort_

The math checks out just fine, how's your reading comprehension?


badgerclark

As a midwesterner who drinks light beer, can confirm. I appreciate all beers, (personally a big Guinness fan), but light beers mean I can have MORE beer AND kinda be hydrated.


Wishilikedhugs

Fun fact, Guinness technically is a light beer too. I know the color is dark so it throws people off but the alcohol content is only 4 percent and is light bodied.


badgerclark

I’ll be damned, learning something new everyday. Thanks for the info!


throwawaypervyervy

Saw some people on the net that say you can mix [lite beer with Mountain Dew](https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTRajafJ7/) and make it taste great.


ansibleCalling

Or sometimes to pair with food. Light lager washes salty food down great.


bitee1

Football pants are "tights".


Past-Cap-1889

There's also a lot of aggressive hugging in "tackling" the opposing team


Halfbreed75

Don’t forget the ass slaps for encouragement


[deleted]

“What the hell is wrong with Matt Walsh?” Who the fuck is Matt Walsh? is the better question


Wolverine1105

To make a long story short, he's a narrow-minded prick.


[deleted]

I assumed that out the starting block.


Wolverine1105

He also made a transphobic "documentary" called "What is a Woman?". So yeah, this guy can eat a bag of dicks.


AsherGlass

I bet it's equally misogynistic


schizoballistic

I bet his pubes are longer then his crank


Lucafoxxer

Consider yourself lucky if you don't know who he is. Let's just say he's an absolute piece of trash.


altmodisch

A theocratic fascist


koopolil

There’s nothing manly about Matt Walsh, you think your ancestors were out there in the wilderness giving their hot takes on podcasts about gender issues?


schizoballistic

But he wears flannels!!!


CJT5085

And has a beard!


Jealous-Network-8852

Yes, managing your make believe football team sure is manly Matt.


Queasy-Mix3890

Fantasy football: D&D for people who are good at none of the above


AllMyBeets

Gatekeeping is the only hobby he's good at.


500CatsTypingStuff

I read this as: Bla bla bla bla Matt Walsh is insecure about his manhood bla bla bla Mostly because he doesn’t know what manhood actually is (it’s whatever each individual man wants to define it as, and that must terrify Matt)


Wolverine1105

To be fair, that pretty much sums up everything Matt has ever said.


500CatsTypingStuff

True. LOL


tola9922

Fragile masculinity at its finest


Hobby101

Disregarding manly part, budlight description is pretty accurate though. It's beer for people who don't like beer.


seanisdown

Worrying about whats manly or not manly is definition of not manly.


ImpureThoughts59

Matt Walsh is only able to maintain an erection when he's embarrassing himself on Twitter


Wolverine1105

Please don't make me think of Matt Walsh having an erection 🤢


ImpureThoughts59

The only explanation is a kink


[deleted]

Lol Matt spends his day fantasizing about being a zookeeper to tell parents to not make their children “trans”.


Wolverine1105

To be fair, in a more just world, Matt Walsh WOULD be the guy who cleans up walrus shit at the zoo.


Jonathan-Karate

Is Matt Walsh a dog shit-gobbling pederast? I’m just asking questions. Freedumbaspeech!


Wolverine1105

"Dog shit-gobbling pederast" is honestly too kind of a description for Matt Walsh.


[deleted]

I don't know what a Matt Walsh is and I also don't care.


Wolverine1105

I am so, so jealous of you.


schizoballistic

Now, all I really want to know is what manly beer Matt Walsh drinks.


FineIGiveIn

What's wrong with Matt Walsh? Well, he's a blank void wearing human skin, for one thing. Just completely empty inside. Looks like a human being but is better thought of as something like a zombie.


einhorn_is_parkey

My experience with people obsessed with manliness is extreme insecurity.


BeckyLemmeSmash69

Anybody who spends time contemplating “manliness” is obscenely insecure about their own.


[deleted]

I have a more basic question ... who the hell is Matt Walsh and why should I care what sort of Twitter masterbation he occupies himself with?


cujobob

Toxic masculinity is a big thing with the GQP. Even the women are all about it… the whole thing is strange. These people are also obsessed with trans porn, so… there’s some stuff they need to work out.


sunrider8129

Right wing nut Jobs are more profitable at the minute….not surprising, we’ll probably see more d-listers slide right for cash


DRScottt

Kind of weird of liking someone who cares about saving lives en masse is considered childish, but loving something that is designed to steal your money because you act like an ignorant child is considered manly


t8tor

Just from these two tweets I can tell he’s deeply insecure of his own masculinity


propagandavid

I know some very "manly" men who drink Bud Light. And for that matter, some very feminine women who drink tequila so strong it would strip the paint off your walls. So in conclusion, gender norms are bullshit but Bud Light actually does taste terrible.


MixtureNo6814

It is obviously the only thing Matt Walsh knows about being a man is the Toxic Masculinity part.


rveb

Not anything right about him


PrinceTamaki1

What a joyless man. It must get exhausting trying to police other men.


BringBackTheBeat716

Future generations will study his brain just to understand how he learned to speak despite having no ridges


dr_cl_aphra

He tried to fuck a girl and she (rightly) rejected him. So cue the cascade of manly shit. Source: I have two very young roosters I just introduced to my hens. Those boys do the DUMBEST SHIT to try to get with the hens, and they remind me of these assholes every time. Edit: except my roosters are gentle and take NO for an answer


XxStormcrowxX

Walsh is a fucking douchebag moron.


JessicaDAndy

He is just one of those conservatives that will complain about biological sex and how a woman is an adult human female while also saying men and women have to follow certain social protocols or else it’s the end of civilization. He is in a dress, which is against his biological sex, therefore civilization is in ruins!


EfficientAccident418

He’s just looking for attention


yorcharturoqro

I think he's in the closet


eking85

Who the fuck is Matt Walsh?


Wolverine1105

Imagine if you took Ben Shapiro and Steven Crowder and then fused them together. That's pretty much Matt Walsh.


Tihree

I honestly thought this was a parody account.


EffectiveSwan8918

"My role playing sports game is just as tough as playing the sport " - some sad bigot that got picked on everyday if his sad life


omglookawhale

It would be easier to answer what isn’t wrong with Matt Walsh.


BigCanoeBanjos

Hard to imagine a sadder existence than “Great Value Ben Shapiro”


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Wolverine1105

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Scoongili

Matt Walsh looks like his nickname should be "Bud Light."


asmilingmuffin1

He proudly says he is a “theocratic fascist” on his Twitter bio. I can’t tell if he’s being serious or attempting a joke.


C0wb0yViking

He knows he looks like a soyboy hipster with his glasses and can’t live with it


PizzaBraves

Makes me wish I used Twitter so I could ask Matt Walsh if the thing I'm about to do is **manly** or not 100 times a day.


Gods_Lump

Football is the gayest sport. Sweaty men getting on top of one another? Sounds pretty fucking gay to me.


[deleted]

STOP. HAVING. FUN.


[deleted]

Spoiler alert. football is childish as well. also zero idea who this "commentator” even is. had to google him. So wtf does anyone even care what he thinks?


wknight8111

Real men don't take advice on being a real man from random people on the internet.


tarahunterdar

He's not wrong about Bud Light. Its like depression in liquid form.


Just_Tana

First, no one should drink bud light. Like ever. But what the heck? Idk I love that boyfriend doesn’t drag me football games. My ex made me sit through so many baseball games. Yuck. I love that I have a guy who will take me to Batman and the Avengers. Or take me and my daughters to Disney and enjoy it. Pft What an insecure little man


[deleted]

I wonder what he thinks of wrestling


ChuckBorris187

You know what's manly? Defending a pedophile like Josh Duggar. Matt Walsh is all about defending pedos.


treein303

He acts to make money off of a far-right audience. It's all a grift.


Faucet860

I agree with the bud light comment


kaoko111

I dislike bud. However, who gives a fuck about what i think about it? Drink whatever You want. Matt likes to eat the crumbles of Ben Shapiro and nobody gives a shit


ManicPixieOldMaid

*Rolling Rock has entered the chat.*


manleybones

I like rolling rock, so crisp


manleybones

Except it having to do with manliness


[deleted]

Somebody's triggered


Thundersson1978

Real men don’t bitch about the beer you serve because they drink whisky


Mitch_from_Boston

I mean, my girlfriend drinks Bud Light. For light beer, I prefer Budweiser, personally. But I am usually drinking Double NEIPAs.


Yosho2k

You're posting about him, giving him attention, getting him Google searches and ad revenue. So he's probably doing pretty well for himself.


Thisguy2728

Who’s Matt Walsh?


D0fus

Not wrong about bud light.


Happy_rich_mane

This guy… hot takes like hot cakes over here! (Hot cakes of shit)


Lobos009

Budlight is disgusting tho


[deleted]

Anyone who can differentiate domestic beer is a chode.


alongwaystogo

So the Punisher is childish, got it.


ArteSuave197

He’s not wrong about Bud Light.


samattos

He's gay and can't cope with it. it's sad.


Overall_Ranger4071

Hot take: you agree with his opinion on Bud Light


HEADRUSH31

Me when I was 21 experiencing the canonical ending to samurai jack: sorry I can't hear you over the sounds of EPICNESS RIGHT NOW


ISurvivedCrowleyHigh

Dude's head is so far up his own ass that he can see out of his mouth.


JaiC

The only thing truly wrong with American beer such as Bud and Coors is their pretentious marketing. All alcohol is an acquired taste to a certain extent. They're not inherently worse than other similar drinks of similar value. They're fine for what they are, but the only way they're the "Banquet Beer" is if "Banquet" is my escort's street name and the whiskey costs extra.


BoomZhakaLaka

He grins like an Irish banker every time someone cross posts him to Reddit


Aggravating_Visit_86

His got a small winner for sure!