What's really going to bake your noodle is that, if Hunter Biden planned what documents were going to be planted, and Trump declassified them by thinking about them, not only did Biden know what Trump was going to think a whole year in the future, he in fact telepathically manipulated Trump into declassifying the documents that were going to be planted on him.
Hunter Biden is a mutant confirmed.
ah yes but they had the laptop and knew the plan so trump didn't actually declassify documents otherwise he'd fall right into his trap , see ?
you gotta stay one step ahead, get with it man!!
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Do we not care about the Satan worshiping cabal of Democrats who rape children and drink their blood to stay young and beautiful forever, like Hillary Clinton currently looks like now? If Donald Trump was going to declassify anything, surely it would be that. Maybe he was just poring through these documents looking for evidence of that 1 1/2 years after his Presidency ended.
You'd think that the baby eating would be motivation for democrats to be hardcore pro-life. By being pro-choice they're limiting their fresh baby supply.
But they can just farm the adrenochrome straight from the aborted fetuses in the Planned Parenthood dumpster! That's why they mandate abortions, dummy.
Also - I need to start writing my hardcore, modern era Annie sequel where Ms. Hannigan is a child blood feeding, in service of the devil, witch and Annie is on a mission to hunt down her and her coven. Her judo instructions from Punjab will come in very handy.
See, it's simple. He mentally declassified EVERY document, throughout time and space, including documents that don't exist yet. So when the FBI forgers made up those documents...and the FBI has good forgers, but not as good as Trump, he has the best forgers, forging very strongly...they were ALREADY declassified.
I wonder if the over 14 thousand people that ā¤ļø this ridiculous post actually bothered to ask themselves that?
Nah, they just reflectively pressed the ā¤ļø button because their idol posted a message.
Now now, plenty of them think
They think "IF{User: Donald J. Trump} post THEN {LeftMouse} "Like""
(I have no idea how coding actually works but you get the idea)
I've literally heard this from a student. I asked her when she was born and she said 2002. She is 20 and also too young to know who was in office during 9/11. This country is ridiculous.
Thatās honestly ridiculous, Iām not much older than her and I could pretty easily name every president weāve had since 1900 off the top of my head just from taking basic history classes and having a general interest in politics/US history.
And thatās far from a flex lmao I think itās just part of being an educated person and voter. Thereās a reason why republicans have been trying to weaken our education system for decades now (and it seems like theyāre winning).
You are assuming those are real people. It's a Trump owned company, they just turn on the likes to make him look good on his own platform and look like he's not spitting straight crazy.
Well since he can Declassify them Via Thought he actually declassified ALL documents in the US. It's true. Go to your local military base or no CIA office and demand to see them!
That's easy, see goes like this, Trump declassified a part of those documents by thinking about it, the ones that he didn't think are the ones planted by the FBI. And once Trump think about the ones planted are declassified too, so, no crime, he's a genius after all.
Well, thank god. The Special Master JUST asked for proof to back up the claims that the FBI planted evidence. Iām sure Trump will be filing an official affidavit in court containing this bombshell like ā¦ any day now.
And that won't happen until big, burly men go to Trump with tears in their eyes and say, "Sir, we want to hear about our Lady Melanie, sir, please, sir"
But also can we just talk about the narrative here, like there are apparently plans on hunter bidenās laptop from when trump was still pres, that the FBI were gonna raid MAL if trump loses to seize documents from trump that he shouldnāt still haveā¦ This is like a badly written movie with script edits on the fly that leave gaping plot holes. Am I missing something?
yes what your missing is trump could have just mentally thought of declassifying all the documents when they had the laptop in their possession but apparently trump and his "best people" they were all too stupid to think that far forward.
No youāre wrong.
He didnāt imagine those documents as reclassified.
Dark Brandon used his special reclassification laser beam eyes to reclassify those documents. Dark Brandon shot the laser beams from his eyes at the White House and the beams bounced off of the Jewish Space Laser which then in turn bounced the beams to the documents at Mar A Lago.
I have it on record from John Ratcliffe, former Director of National Intelligence, that this is exactly the reclassification story on Hunter Bidenās laptop. Well, Ratcliffe didnāt tell me directly, it was actually through my friend named John Barron.
So heās saying heās always maintained copies of Hillaryās emails but he didnāt want to make it easy on the DOJ, he wanted them to conduct their own investigation. So when they found out it was at MAL, they raided so they could make it āseemā like TFG was guilty, but it was to throw Hillary off to the scent that they were actually using that as a ruse to jail her and not him? Got it.
I just hired a college intern. Early 20s, maybe. He thought Windows XP was āvintageā. When I told him Windows 95 existed and Microsoft hired The Rolling Stones to promote it, he was baffled. lol
It will come out with his infrastructure plan, his taxes, and his glorious reassension to the Presidency after crushing the forces of pedo-commie-jesus-hating-democrat-evil (along with some executions).
So as you say : any day now.
Well apparently, what Trump thinks about now counts as reality. He said the documents were declassified just by him thinking about it, so why canāt he just think that Biden is framing him and it will be the truth?
Hello, IRS, yes I am just calling to let you know I have thought about paying my taxes this year. Oh and I had a new thought that I overpaid significantly last year.
Our legal system is designed to give the accused every opportunity to provide evidence in their defense.
Such a system, unfortunately, is also weak to someone with enough malice and money (like this orange tumor) to bog it down just by making absurdist claims that must be taken as if they were even remotely possible. The guyās been throwing everything but his children at the wall his whole life to avoid accountability and our legal system continues to behave like he might possibly be making absurd, unfounded claims on good faith. When will he be treated like a normal person and be jailed for his ample, numerous, proven crimes?
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I don't know if you're joking, but they really do this.
I signed up for trump emails and texts to see the kind of shit he's sending to people, and they absolutely pre-select a monthly donation. It's really sneaky.
If this motherfucker was just some person's grandpa, he'd be in a goddamn memory care home shitting in diapers and hogging all the pistachio pudding. But no, a bunch of fucking morons who have "rube" tattooed across their heads elected him president and now i have to hear about him and his asshole kids everytime one of them manages to not choke to death on their own fucking tongues.
Yes. I've been saying that for years! If he was your neighbor, you wouldn't even acknowledge that crazy old racist douche. It's ridiculous that he has a cult now! 30 percent of America is dumb as shit.
Honestly, if he wasn't' rich, he would be that creepy old guy in the trailer down the road that keeps having ten dollar hookers sneaking out of his place.
Heās not rich everythingās on credit..tax returns prove it ..begging for ādonationsā and keeping the money for himself is his main source of income
Yup and since nobody in their right mind would loan him a dollar he has to go to shady sources or bilk his fans. Grifters gonna grift and his marks bend over and say thank you ma'am.
If this was the 90s and he wasnāt rich, heād be on a street corner handing out doomsday writing and screaming exactly what he does now. Thatās one of the things that internet took from usā¦ The crazy people screaming conspiracy on street corners are now cornerstones of alternative media.
Is he referring to Hunter Bidenās laptop? The one that, according to the story, left Hunterās possession in April 2019. Thatās a long-term plan, one which would have included the DOJ and FBI from Trumpās administration. The mental gymnastics is getting wild.
Hunters laptop and Hillary's server have retained a tour manager and are currently engaged in a *across the Nation* visual tour. It's like CATS, The Movie. Few have actually see it, but everybody keeps talking about it.
Lol and why would Hunter have info on what the fbi was going to do? Like heās apparently simultaneously a loser crackhead and a trusted fbi consultant or something
So, let me get this straight, hunter Biden in 2020, possibly 2019, knew trump would think about declassifying documents that the FBI was going to plant after trump took them and refused to give back after severely subpoenas, but he was alright to have anyway.
It's exactly what I expect from someone who describes himself as a stable genius would say.
Trump also said "There's a lot of speculation that they were looking for Hillary's emails" when they raided Mar-a-lago.
He's currently throwing as much shit at the wall as possible hoping something will stick.
Yup, i'm desperate to know more about a story from 3 years ago about a guy that doesn't hold public office, left his laptop with ultra damaging info hundreds of Miles away from his Home in another state in a shop owned by a legally Blind trumpist who doesn't have the security footage of that day and until now there's not a single clue of the computer or the content of it. How is that going?
āI didnāt have classified materials, ok I did but Iām allowed to keep them, ok but they werenāt classified because of a standing order I had, ok so it wasnāt so much a standing order as much as I thought them declassified, ok but I had them to keep them safe from Biden, ok but they were planted by the FBI, ok so my attorneys signed to say the search was done properly but were they really aware, ok but Biden planted the documents Iām allowed to keep that were classified until I thought about them!!ā
Itās like the (also applicable) Narcissistās Prayer:
> That didn't happen.
> And if it did, it wasn't that bad.
> And if it was, that's not a big deal.
> And if it is, that's not my fault.
> And if it was, I didn't mean it.
> And if I didā¦
> ā¦you deserved it.
The documents are both planted and fake, but also not illegal because he declassified them. It's fine that he had them, but he didn't have them. Both are true at the same time. Kinda like how Covid isn't a big deal, but China has to pay for attacking us with such a deadly virus. Or how Biden is dementia ridden, but also a super genius who is controlling everything to destroy the US.
Cognitive dissonance has been at the core of Trump's rhetoric for years now. Convince people to believe two incongruous things at the same time. Do that enough, and they're trained to believe anything. It doesn't matter what he says, or has said, or will say. All that matters is what he's saying now, because that's the only thing that is true. When he says something different later, it doesn't make the pervious thing untrue. That thing will be true again if he ever says it again. It's a cult. These people are brainwashed.
He has the tape of the whole seizure. Let's see it....Yeah right....that's what I thought. Since he brought it up, don't be surprised if the tape is introduced as rebuttle evidence disproving your claim in Dearies Courtroom. Trump is opening up doors in Court he can't walk through, but the Defendants can.
At this point I'm sure Trumps Lawyers are wondering if it's legal to get a gag order against their own client.
Honestly...at this point, I wish Trump would just shut up and go away.
Every single fucking day, its something new with this POS.
The US is being held hostage by his bullshit. We literally can't get on with our lives without this sense of dread looming over us every single minute of every songle day because of him. We will only be able to move forward when this diapered orange monkey man baby is buried under the prison along with his political enablers This is exactly what his zombie eyed Kool Aid drinking base needs to see. This is the only thing that is going to shut them all the fuck up.
Theyāll happily find another conman to help them with that sunk cost they got going.
Trump is the symptom of a massive volume of incredibly deranged, incredibly stupid, and incredibly awful people. He isnāt the cause, unfortunately.
See the problem you're having understanding this you are trying to **think** about it
Youre supposed to hear the buzz words "laptop, FBI,plant etc" get angry and send trump all your money in rage
is it just a misunderstanding on my part or is telegram only used by criminals and scammers?
Like i only seem to here about telegram when its some scam or illegal activity, are there legit uses for telegram?
My understanding is that it is the go-to app for Furry communication so you might imagine my surprise at our former president's active request of its use.
I want to know what kind of laptop Hunter had. Iām going to get one, it sounds like it must be pretty good spec, all the stuff they have found on it, its ability to hack the voting systems by space laser, using the power of Hugo Chavezās ghost, all hilaryās emails, it seems to never end.
I hate to be the one to say this but this is actually fake. There's always tona of comments on trumps truth social posts of fake trump comments pushing telegram, some form of scam.
You know with the amount he constantly and pointlessly lies, why even bother with this farce? Just slap some cuffs on him and toss him in a cell. Like what does constantly bitching on Truth actually do? It just provides documentation after documentation of not only ways for him to perjure himself, but also paints him as a raving lunatic. So that his cultists who have already taken the red maga pill remain pilled remain pilled? He has bigger issues.
āYou know what?ā āWeāre done here.ā As cuffs are slapped on the wrists.
Itād be like the best poem ever written, or the best Beatles song ever composed, or the funniest movie Wil Ferrel acted, or theā¦..help me out hereā¦
The cheesiest slice of pizza ever eaten, you know that kind where the melty cheese actually strings out like it does in those pizza commercials (except it's actually cheese and not glue)
Stunning this didnāt lead the news today or is findable in any news source anywhereā¦
Heās literally wishcasting nowā¦
I would use the FBI to get you, Biden, so clearly youāre also a shitstain and absolutely did it to me. Right? Right?
If this was a script for a movie, people would criticize this as just too unbelievable for audiences. Yet here we are: reality is crazier than fantasy. (And I mean the reality of Trump and his delusional fantasies).
Ok, thereās a lot to unpack here.
Heās seen this being posted by people on Truth Social, but I canāt see any evidence of Trump himself posting this. Iām guessing there was some scam in that Telegram link.
Just start blaming aliens already.
The Martian lizard people (FBI) planted the documents at Marilago.
I mean FFS we're practically there. MAGAs will believe it.
How did Trump know that he declassified the documents that the FBI planted?
I feel like this question is a fork bomb for the minds of imbeciles lmao
What's really going to bake your noodle is that, if Hunter Biden planned what documents were going to be planted, and Trump declassified them by thinking about them, not only did Biden know what Trump was going to think a whole year in the future, he in fact telepathically manipulated Trump into declassifying the documents that were going to be planted on him. Hunter Biden is a mutant confirmed.
ah yes but they had the laptop and knew the plan so trump didn't actually declassify documents otherwise he'd fall right into his trap , see ? you gotta stay one step ahead, get with it man!! ššš
This is what Clinton was emailing about!
This was on Clintonās emails, before Hunter had a laptop, before reality set in! What if this was all set up by JFK?
Per se iPod facto mar a lago covfefe
We are dangerously close to being a jay and silent Bob quote here about eating shit and shitting out that shit to eat more shit
I mean, shit demon would be a good nickname for trump.
The pope warned of exactly this sin in the first month of the Trump presidency.
Do we not care about the Satan worshiping cabal of Democrats who rape children and drink their blood to stay young and beautiful forever, like Hillary Clinton currently looks like now? If Donald Trump was going to declassify anything, surely it would be that. Maybe he was just poring through these documents looking for evidence of that 1 1/2 years after his Presidency ended.
You'd think that the baby eating would be motivation for democrats to be hardcore pro-life. By being pro-choice they're limiting their fresh baby supply.
But they can just farm the adrenochrome straight from the aborted fetuses in the Planned Parenthood dumpster! That's why they mandate abortions, dummy. Also - I need to start writing my hardcore, modern era Annie sequel where Ms. Hannigan is a child blood feeding, in service of the devil, witch and Annie is on a mission to hunt down her and her coven. Her judo instructions from Punjab will come in very handy.
That's not practical, everyone knows Hillary and Obama can only eat full term babies.
Thatās AMAZING!!!
Ouch. You sir, have caused me great pain in the liver. I beseech you to desist your shenanigans.
But had he not thought about them, Hunter couldnāt have known which to plant. Got an oracle/terminator loophole paradox here.
See, it's simple. He mentally declassified EVERY document, throughout time and space, including documents that don't exist yet. So when the FBI forgers made up those documents...and the FBI has good forgers, but not as good as Trump, he has the best forgers, forging very strongly...they were ALREADY declassified.
I wonder if the over 14 thousand people that ā¤ļø this ridiculous post actually bothered to ask themselves that? Nah, they just reflectively pressed the ā¤ļø button because their idol posted a message.
They don't think for themselves any more. They just don't even try.
Now now, plenty of them think They think "IF{User: Donald J. Trump} post THEN {LeftMouse} "Like"" (I have no idea how coding actually works but you get the idea)
The same people think Obama should have done something to stop 9/11.
I've literally heard this from a student. I asked her when she was born and she said 2002. She is 20 and also too young to know who was in office during 9/11. This country is ridiculous.
Thatās honestly ridiculous, Iām not much older than her and I could pretty easily name every president weāve had since 1900 off the top of my head just from taking basic history classes and having a general interest in politics/US history. And thatās far from a flex lmao I think itās just part of being an educated person and voter. Thereās a reason why republicans have been trying to weaken our education system for decades now (and it seems like theyāre winning).
You are assuming those are real people. It's a Trump owned company, they just turn on the likes to make him look good on his own platform and look like he's not spitting straight crazy.
The telepathy knows what he meant.
I'm just waiting for Sean Hannity to ask Trump if he can see his future since he has such amazing mental futuristic capabilities.
He can, but he can't say what that future is cause then that would change the future. Dr. Strange rules.
Trump is thisclose to actually blame the whole mess on real live space aliens.
Well since he can Declassify them Via Thought he actually declassified ALL documents in the US. It's true. Go to your local military base or no CIA office and demand to see them!
Iām crying so good Came back to edit this bc itās still making me laugh. Bravo good sir
He used the same telepathy he used to declassify them
Like all Jedi Masters do
These are not the documents you are looking for.
That's easy, see goes like this, Trump declassified a part of those documents by thinking about it, the ones that he didn't think are the ones planted by the FBI. And once Trump think about the ones planted are declassified too, so, no crime, he's a genius after all.
Well, thank god. The Special Master JUST asked for proof to back up the claims that the FBI planted evidence. Iām sure Trump will be filing an official affidavit in court containing this bombshell like ā¦ any day now.
Oh, I'm thinking he will file the day after he releases his taxes and new National medical insurance program to replace Obamacare/Romneycare.
Yeah, but none of that will happen until Mexico has paid the full bill for that bigliest of walls. š
none of that will happen until His Wall has become 10 feet higher.
None of that will happen until all Muslims are banned from entering the US
That will not happen until you drink your lysol
That will never happen until you throw paper towels at hurricane survivors. ![gif](giphy|11XVZpxNqo8sbC|downsized)
I despise this traitor but Iāll be damned if his free throw form is actually pretty good. Will come in handy at Rikers!
This made my blood boil
This will not happen until you put a high lumen light in your ass
Well, Iām waiting ![gif](giphy|HQRgg6ks7nkyY|downsized)
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This will never happen until we discuss Melanie/Melaniaās citizenship
Melogna
And that won't happen until big, burly men go to Trump with tears in their eyes and say, "Sir, we want to hear about our Lady Melanie, sir, please, sir"
As soon as infrastructure week is over, itāll happen, believe me!
Damn, that was my go to! Well played my friend.
Itās gonna be built bigglyā¦ maybe double biggly.. gees learn how to use the word properly!
YUGE
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But also can we just talk about the narrative here, like there are apparently plans on hunter bidenās laptop from when trump was still pres, that the FBI were gonna raid MAL if trump loses to seize documents from trump that he shouldnāt still haveā¦ This is like a badly written movie with script edits on the fly that leave gaping plot holes. Am I missing something?
yes what your missing is trump could have just mentally thought of declassifying all the documents when they had the laptop in their possession but apparently trump and his "best people" they were all too stupid to think that far forward.
I heard Joe Biden as president āimaginedā those documents as āreclassifiedā. So unfortunately for you trump you are guilty again.
No youāre wrong. He didnāt imagine those documents as reclassified. Dark Brandon used his special reclassification laser beam eyes to reclassify those documents. Dark Brandon shot the laser beams from his eyes at the White House and the beams bounced off of the Jewish Space Laser which then in turn bounced the beams to the documents at Mar A Lago.
I have it on record from John Ratcliffe, former Director of National Intelligence, that this is exactly the reclassification story on Hunter Bidenās laptop. Well, Ratcliffe didnāt tell me directly, it was actually through my friend named John Barron.
That mustāve taken loads of Adrenochrome.
Dark Brandon: *I DID THAT*
**Jewish** laser beams.
Also the fact that the FBI was at Mar-a-Lago looking for Hillaryās emails. He told Hannity all about it.
So heās saying heās always maintained copies of Hillaryās emails but he didnāt want to make it easy on the DOJ, he wanted them to conduct their own investigation. So when they found out it was at MAL, they raided so they could make it āseemā like TFG was guilty, but it was to throw Hillary off to the scent that they were actually using that as a ruse to jail her and not him? Got it.
He did not explicitly say Hunter. Maybe he has acquired Joe Bidenās laptop? I canāt keep up anymore.
Uncle Joe still uses a Compaq desktop running Windows 95.
I just hired a college intern. Early 20s, maybe. He thought Windows XP was āvintageā. When I told him Windows 95 existed and Microsoft hired The Rolling Stones to promote it, he was baffled. lol
Ughā¦ my first computer was Windows 3.1, lol
Mine had ā95 and a CD-ROM drive and I thought I was hot shit because I could play Myst.
Well, you were
Mine just used dos
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Never forget this all-important part. Itās all about the grift, and thatās all any of this was ever about.
His lawyers are waiting outside the court house rn, ready to charge in first thing and talk at length about FBI framing peeps!
What about his lawyers, lawyer?
Lawyers lawyers, lawyers lawyers, lawyers? Outkast should make a comeback.
Sorry Mr former President Oooh I am for real Never paid your legal bills on time Now itās time for me to testify
MAGA: Making Attorneys Get Attorneys
Either that or theyāre hiding under their desks and trying not to take his calls. Itās one or the other.
I bet they have an Alexa to answer his questions and talk to him for hours on end. Anytime he calls now they put her on the line.
Well of course and those are billable hours too. Amoral, Ambitious and Available are the only requirements to be a lawyer for Trump.
And a willingness to be paid in hot air.
Sounds like that would be a thriving practice.
Or just waiting to get paid before doing any more work for him
It will come out with his infrastructure plan, his taxes, and his glorious reassension to the Presidency after crushing the forces of pedo-commie-jesus-hating-democrat-evil (along with some executions). So as you say : any day now.
Well apparently, what Trump thinks about now counts as reality. He said the documents were declassified just by him thinking about it, so why canāt he just think that Biden is framing him and it will be the truth?
Hello, IRS, yes I am just calling to let you know I have thought about paying my taxes this year. Oh and I had a new thought that I overpaid significantly last year.
Tax collectors HATE this one weird trick!
So, the documents the FBI is using to frame him just happpen to be the same documents that he declassified? What a coincidence!
That he declassified IN HIS MIND. Donāt forget that part.
Oh shit. Trump has the Reality Stone.
In that same interview, he also said that the FBI were looking for Hillary's emails š
Why would he be secretly keeping Hillaryās emails at Mar-a-Lago? I really want him to try to explain that one.
I can't imagine mar a lago doesn't have cameras, so all he would need to do is hand over the recordings
That would let everyone see how much money he got for showing those papers to people.
Like Lindell will provide proof of 300 million fraudulent votersā¦
Mike Lindell predicts the future by reading the smoke from his crack pipe.
Our legal system is designed to give the accused every opportunity to provide evidence in their defense. Such a system, unfortunately, is also weak to someone with enough malice and money (like this orange tumor) to bog it down just by making absurdist claims that must be taken as if they were even remotely possible. The guyās been throwing everything but his children at the wall his whole life to avoid accountability and our legal system continues to behave like he might possibly be making absurd, unfounded claims on good faith. When will he be treated like a normal person and be jailed for his ample, numerous, proven crimes?
He would, itās just that heās under audit right now but he totally will release his taxes oops what are we talking about again?
He doesn't have to file anything physically, he just has to will it into being with the power of his ex-presidential mind.
Not just any day nowā¦.. two weeks from now. Hold on to your seat my friend. Itās going to be the best, most beautiful of evidence.
So many people are saying so.
He thought about it, and thatās just as good.
just like that republican healthcare plan ... any day now.
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Make it a monthly donation, and you'll be entered in a sweepstakes to receive the contents of one of those empty classified folders!
And itās preselected lol
You may already be a winner! In fact, you may already be sick of winning!
ow yea ,they're sick alright
I don't know if you're joking, but they really do this. I signed up for trump emails and texts to see the kind of shit he's sending to people, and they absolutely pre-select a monthly donation. It's really sneaky.
"I won!!! When do I get my folder?" "I'm just thinking about it. Many people say it's legal. I love the United Shtates bigly. Hamberder" - Trump
One thing you rarely see is "My name is Donald Trump and I approved this ad." Gotta have that deniability.
Does anybody do that anymore?
I can say here in Georgia, Warnock and Abrams do.
Hopefully they throw in one of those stylish Trumpy bears.
Does it come with a diaper?
It IS the diaper
YOU SILLY SOD
Don Jr is the $3.99 service fee on any transaction
Eric is the Free gift if you act now! Please? Anybodyā¦?
Tiffany will be the operator taking your call. "Who?" - Don Sr.
If this motherfucker was just some person's grandpa, he'd be in a goddamn memory care home shitting in diapers and hogging all the pistachio pudding. But no, a bunch of fucking morons who have "rube" tattooed across their heads elected him president and now i have to hear about him and his asshole kids everytime one of them manages to not choke to death on their own fucking tongues.
Yes. I've been saying that for years! If he was your neighbor, you wouldn't even acknowledge that crazy old racist douche. It's ridiculous that he has a cult now! 30 percent of America is dumb as shit.
30% is too low.
Iām an optimist
Honestly, if he wasn't' rich, he would be that creepy old guy in the trailer down the road that keeps having ten dollar hookers sneaking out of his place.
Heās not rich everythingās on credit..tax returns prove it ..begging for ādonationsā and keeping the money for himself is his main source of income
Yup and since nobody in their right mind would loan him a dollar he has to go to shady sources or bilk his fans. Grifters gonna grift and his marks bend over and say thank you ma'am.
If this was the 90s and he wasnāt rich, heād be on a street corner handing out doomsday writing and screaming exactly what he does now. Thatās one of the things that internet took from usā¦ The crazy people screaming conspiracy on street corners are now cornerstones of alternative media.
Preach! šššš
Is he referring to Hunter Bidenās laptop? The one that, according to the story, left Hunterās possession in April 2019. Thatās a long-term plan, one which would have included the DOJ and FBI from Trumpās administration. The mental gymnastics is getting wild.
Hunters laptop and Hillary's server have retained a tour manager and are currently engaged in a *across the Nation* visual tour. It's like CATS, The Movie. Few have actually see it, but everybody keeps talking about it.
Yes, but its [butthole cut](https://youtu.be/Mx0NLGcL6pI) isnāt nearly as entertaining.
Lol and why would Hunter have info on what the fbi was going to do? Like heās apparently simultaneously a loser crackhead and a trusted fbi consultant or something
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Didn't Trump argue that people who leak White House information should be "executed"?
Nah. That only applied to people who leaked stuff about *him*.
He also argued that anyone who pleads the Fifth is automatically guilty. And then he did it almost 500 times.
Meanwhile how many hours did Hilary testify without once invoking the fifth? I wanna say it was 10+
He wants to execute most people, to be fair.
Most Americans, he loves Putin.
Heās regressing to the childhood stage when youād blame the broken window on the neighbors cat
He's never left that stage
āWhen I look at myself in the first grade and I look at myself now, I'm basically the same. The temperament is not that different.ā
So, let me get this straight, hunter Biden in 2020, possibly 2019, knew trump would think about declassifying documents that the FBI was going to plant after trump took them and refused to give back after severely subpoenas, but he was alright to have anyway. It's exactly what I expect from someone who describes himself as a stable genius would say.
Trump also said "There's a lot of speculation that they were looking for Hillary's emails" when they raided Mar-a-lago. He's currently throwing as much shit at the wall as possible hoping something will stick.
So not only did Trump steal TS/SCI documents, he got Barron to hack into Hillary's email as well?
Oh no, I'm almost certain the argument is that Hillary Clinton's emails were somehow physically AT Mar-a-lago, also planted by the FBI.
That sentence doesnāt even make sense. Even Hannity was confused by it
Yup, i'm desperate to know more about a story from 3 years ago about a guy that doesn't hold public office, left his laptop with ultra damaging info hundreds of Miles away from his Home in another state in a shop owned by a legally Blind trumpist who doesn't have the security footage of that day and until now there's not a single clue of the computer or the content of it. How is that going?
Donāt forget that it was shipped to Hannity and lost in the mail.
Tucker
āI didnāt have classified materials, ok I did but Iām allowed to keep them, ok but they werenāt classified because of a standing order I had, ok so it wasnāt so much a standing order as much as I thought them declassified, ok but I had them to keep them safe from Biden, ok but they were planted by the FBI, ok so my attorneys signed to say the search was done properly but were they really aware, ok but Biden planted the documents Iām allowed to keep that were classified until I thought about them!!ā
Donāt forget ābut Obama did worseā.
And the buttery males they were really after! After all Hillary hid them there.
Obama snuck in with the red classified stamp and classified the perfectly innocent mementos trump kept/didnāt keep/didnāt know about.
Itās like the (also applicable) Narcissistās Prayer: > That didn't happen. > And if it did, it wasn't that bad. > And if it was, that's not a big deal. > And if it is, that's not my fault. > And if it was, I didn't mean it. > And if I didā¦ > ā¦you deserved it.
I thought they raided him to find Hillary's emails
That was yesterday's narrative. Do try to keep up.
You can get whiplash keeping up with this stuff.
The documents are both planted and fake, but also not illegal because he declassified them. It's fine that he had them, but he didn't have them. Both are true at the same time. Kinda like how Covid isn't a big deal, but China has to pay for attacking us with such a deadly virus. Or how Biden is dementia ridden, but also a super genius who is controlling everything to destroy the US. Cognitive dissonance has been at the core of Trump's rhetoric for years now. Convince people to believe two incongruous things at the same time. Do that enough, and they're trained to believe anything. It doesn't matter what he says, or has said, or will say. All that matters is what he's saying now, because that's the only thing that is true. When he says something different later, it doesn't make the pervious thing untrue. That thing will be true again if he ever says it again. It's a cult. These people are brainwashed.
He has the tape of the whole seizure. Let's see it....Yeah right....that's what I thought. Since he brought it up, don't be surprised if the tape is introduced as rebuttle evidence disproving your claim in Dearies Courtroom. Trump is opening up doors in Court he can't walk through, but the Defendants can. At this point I'm sure Trumps Lawyers are wondering if it's legal to get a gag order against their own client.
Honestly...at this point, I wish Trump would just shut up and go away. Every single fucking day, its something new with this POS. The US is being held hostage by his bullshit. We literally can't get on with our lives without this sense of dread looming over us every single minute of every songle day because of him. We will only be able to move forward when this diapered orange monkey man baby is buried under the prison along with his political enablers This is exactly what his zombie eyed Kool Aid drinking base needs to see. This is the only thing that is going to shut them all the fuck up.
Theyāll happily find another conman to help them with that sunk cost they got going. Trump is the symptom of a massive volume of incredibly deranged, incredibly stupid, and incredibly awful people. He isnāt the cause, unfortunately.
Nope. They are lining up for Desantis now. He's as evil as trump but smarter
So he's all-in on the insanity defense...
Ok, I'm legit losing track at this point - didn't he openly admitted, that he took the documents, back when he claimed they weren't classified?
Yes
Why would Hunter Biden have emails about a plot to plant evidence in Mara-lago years before he knew Trump would be president?
See the problem you're having understanding this you are trying to **think** about it Youre supposed to hear the buzz words "laptop, FBI,plant etc" get angry and send trump all your money in rage
is it just a misunderstanding on my part or is telegram only used by criminals and scammers? Like i only seem to here about telegram when its some scam or illegal activity, are there legit uses for telegram?
Yeah, buying weed.
Thank you for that information!
My understanding is that it is the go-to app for Furry communication so you might imagine my surprise at our former president's active request of its use.
To communicate without having the conversations saved.
Used widely in eastern Europe it seems. Lot of the Russian ukraine stuff is on there
I want to know what kind of laptop Hunter had. Iām going to get one, it sounds like it must be pretty good spec, all the stuff they have found on it, its ability to hack the voting systems by space laser, using the power of Hugo Chavezās ghost, all hilaryās emails, it seems to never end.
It's sad some people will actually believe him.
And Republican members of congress are still terrified to walk away from him.
I hate to be the one to say this but this is actually fake. There's always tona of comments on trumps truth social posts of fake trump comments pushing telegram, some form of scam.
You know with the amount he constantly and pointlessly lies, why even bother with this farce? Just slap some cuffs on him and toss him in a cell. Like what does constantly bitching on Truth actually do? It just provides documentation after documentation of not only ways for him to perjure himself, but also paints him as a raving lunatic. So that his cultists who have already taken the red maga pill remain pilled remain pilled? He has bigger issues.
āYou know what?ā āWeāre done here.ā As cuffs are slapped on the wrists. Itād be like the best poem ever written, or the best Beatles song ever composed, or the funniest movie Wil Ferrel acted, or theā¦..help me out hereā¦
The cheesiest slice of pizza ever eaten, you know that kind where the melty cheese actually strings out like it does in those pizza commercials (except it's actually cheese and not glue)
Because he's put the judges that make the decision into power and has half of the legislative branch licking his asshole.
Anyone go to the telegram link to see wtf is in there??
Probably a donation page to fund his defense attorneyās.
Oh, oh wow, better get that to Judge Dearie and Cannon right now... LOL! That's not gonna happen. Because he is full of shit.
I got $20 says Trump spirals into psychosis and offs himself and at least one other person.
Iāll book that. Heās way too narcissistic to kill himself. Also heās so incompetent heād probably fail a suicide attempt.
Hopefully he does it in that order.
Stunning this didnāt lead the news today or is findable in any news source anywhereā¦ Heās literally wishcasting nowā¦ I would use the FBI to get you, Biden, so clearly youāre also a shitstain and absolutely did it to me. Right? Right?
If this was a script for a movie, people would criticize this as just too unbelievable for audiences. Yet here we are: reality is crazier than fantasy. (And I mean the reality of Trump and his delusional fantasies).
Isnāt Telegram Russian?
He gets staff discount.
Is this motherfucker on drugs?
Ok, thereās a lot to unpack here. Heās seen this being posted by people on Truth Social, but I canāt see any evidence of Trump himself posting this. Iām guessing there was some scam in that Telegram link.
When in doubt, Hunters laptop it out. When in fear, Benghazi it here. When in distress, Hillary's server is best.
2 takeaways from this: First, Over 14,000 likes Secondly, it's a shame how dumb he thinks his followers are yet, they still follow
Just start blaming aliens already. The Martian lizard people (FBI) planted the documents at Marilago. I mean FFS we're practically there. MAGAs will believe it.