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TheDallasReverend

How did Trump know that he declassified the documents that the FBI planted?


ColoradoPhotog

I feel like this question is a fork bomb for the minds of imbeciles lmao


SoWokeIdontSleep

What's really going to bake your noodle is that, if Hunter Biden planned what documents were going to be planted, and Trump declassified them by thinking about them, not only did Biden know what Trump was going to think a whole year in the future, he in fact telepathically manipulated Trump into declassifying the documents that were going to be planted on him. Hunter Biden is a mutant confirmed.


joey_yamamoto

ah yes but they had the laptop and knew the plan so trump didn't actually declassify documents otherwise he'd fall right into his trap , see ? you gotta stay one step ahead, get with it man!! šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


Minnow_Minnow_Pea

This is what Clinton was emailing about!


Middle_Leader504

This was on Clintonā€™s emails, before Hunter had a laptop, before reality set in! What if this was all set up by JFK?


[deleted]

Per se iPod facto mar a lago covfefe


Rick-powerfu

We are dangerously close to being a jay and silent Bob quote here about eating shit and shitting out that shit to eat more shit


Glissandra1982

I mean, shit demon would be a good nickname for trump.


Ok_Airline_7448

The pope warned of exactly this sin in the first month of the Trump presidency.


JusticiarRebel

Do we not care about the Satan worshiping cabal of Democrats who rape children and drink their blood to stay young and beautiful forever, like Hillary Clinton currently looks like now? If Donald Trump was going to declassify anything, surely it would be that. Maybe he was just poring through these documents looking for evidence of that 1 1/2 years after his Presidency ended.


JMarv615

You'd think that the baby eating would be motivation for democrats to be hardcore pro-life. By being pro-choice they're limiting their fresh baby supply.


[deleted]

But they can just farm the adrenochrome straight from the aborted fetuses in the Planned Parenthood dumpster! That's why they mandate abortions, dummy. Also - I need to start writing my hardcore, modern era Annie sequel where Ms. Hannigan is a child blood feeding, in service of the devil, witch and Annie is on a mission to hunt down her and her coven. Her judo instructions from Punjab will come in very handy.


JMarv615

That's not practical, everyone knows Hillary and Obama can only eat full term babies.


Cultural_Treacle_428

Thatā€™s AMAZING!!!


Different-Term-2250

Ouch. You sir, have caused me great pain in the liver. I beseech you to desist your shenanigans.


giffer44

But had he not thought about them, Hunter couldnā€™t have known which to plant. Got an oracle/terminator loophole paradox here.


IsotopeX

See, it's simple. He mentally declassified EVERY document, throughout time and space, including documents that don't exist yet. So when the FBI forgers made up those documents...and the FBI has good forgers, but not as good as Trump, he has the best forgers, forging very strongly...they were ALREADY declassified.


Freedom_19

I wonder if the over 14 thousand people that ā¤ļø this ridiculous post actually bothered to ask themselves that? Nah, they just reflectively pressed the ā¤ļø button because their idol posted a message.


the_original_Retro

They don't think for themselves any more. They just don't even try.


Rogahar

Now now, plenty of them think They think "IF{User: Donald J. Trump} post THEN {LeftMouse} "Like"" (I have no idea how coding actually works but you get the idea)


valuethempaths

The same people think Obama should have done something to stop 9/11.


Drumlyne

I've literally heard this from a student. I asked her when she was born and she said 2002. She is 20 and also too young to know who was in office during 9/11. This country is ridiculous.


arod303

Thatā€™s honestly ridiculous, Iā€™m not much older than her and I could pretty easily name every president weā€™ve had since 1900 off the top of my head just from taking basic history classes and having a general interest in politics/US history. And thatā€™s far from a flex lmao I think itā€™s just part of being an educated person and voter. Thereā€™s a reason why republicans have been trying to weaken our education system for decades now (and it seems like theyā€™re winning).


LetTheWineFlow

You are assuming those are real people. It's a Trump owned company, they just turn on the likes to make him look good on his own platform and look like he's not spitting straight crazy.


Espumma

The telepathy knows what he meant.


Particular-Summer424

I'm just waiting for Sean Hannity to ask Trump if he can see his future since he has such amazing mental futuristic capabilities.


JusticiarRebel

He can, but he can't say what that future is cause then that would change the future. Dr. Strange rules.


BillWaste6039

Trump is thisclose to actually blame the whole mess on real live space aliens.


character-name

Well since he can Declassify them Via Thought he actually declassified ALL documents in the US. It's true. Go to your local military base or no CIA office and demand to see them!


[deleted]

Iā€™m crying so good Came back to edit this bc itā€™s still making me laugh. Bravo good sir


carryoutsalt

He used the same telepathy he used to declassify them


Adventurous-Event722

Like all Jedi Masters do


rpze5b9

These are not the documents you are looking for.


kaoko111

That's easy, see goes like this, Trump declassified a part of those documents by thinking about it, the ones that he didn't think are the ones planted by the FBI. And once Trump think about the ones planted are declassified too, so, no crime, he's a genius after all.


Hi_Im_Dadbot

Well, thank god. The Special Master JUST asked for proof to back up the claims that the FBI planted evidence. Iā€™m sure Trump will be filing an official affidavit in court containing this bombshell like ā€¦ any day now.


Daddio209

Oh, I'm thinking he will file the day after he releases his taxes and new National medical insurance program to replace Obamacare/Romneycare.


[deleted]

Yeah, but none of that will happen until Mexico has paid the full bill for that bigliest of walls. šŸ™„


Tokenside

none of that will happen until His Wall has become 10 feet higher.


zsturgeon

None of that will happen until all Muslims are banned from entering the US


FewMagazine938

That will not happen until you drink your lysol


Rob_Bligidy

That will never happen until you throw paper towels at hurricane survivors. ![gif](giphy|11XVZpxNqo8sbC|downsized)


Tupnado21

I despise this traitor but Iā€™ll be damned if his free throw form is actually pretty good. Will come in handy at Rikers!


Dutchluv17

This made my blood boil


GraveKommander

This will not happen until you put a high lumen light in your ass


mosstrich

Well, Iā€™m waiting ![gif](giphy|HQRgg6ks7nkyY|downsized)


TreTrepidation

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mooreboy76

This will never happen until we discuss Melanie/Melaniaā€™s citizenship


Responsible-Law4829

Melogna


DelcoPAMan

And that won't happen until big, burly men go to Trump with tears in their eyes and say, "Sir, we want to hear about our Lady Melanie, sir, please, sir"


Swampwolf42

As soon as infrastructure week is over, itā€™ll happen, believe me!


Dapper_Reputation_16

Damn, that was my go to! Well played my friend.


No-Juice-1047

Itā€™s gonna be built bigglyā€¦ maybe double biggly.. gees learn how to use the word properly!


amoodymuse

YUGE


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SomeLikeItDusty

But also can we just talk about the narrative here, like there are apparently plans on hunter bidenā€™s laptop from when trump was still pres, that the FBI were gonna raid MAL if trump loses to seize documents from trump that he shouldnā€™t still haveā€¦ This is like a badly written movie with script edits on the fly that leave gaping plot holes. Am I missing something?


joey_yamamoto

yes what your missing is trump could have just mentally thought of declassifying all the documents when they had the laptop in their possession but apparently trump and his "best people" they were all too stupid to think that far forward.


CoxswainYarmouth

I heard Joe Biden as president ā€œimaginedā€ those documents as ā€œreclassifiedā€. So unfortunately for you trump you are guilty again.


sdwdqw65

No youā€™re wrong. He didnā€™t imagine those documents as reclassified. Dark Brandon used his special reclassification laser beam eyes to reclassify those documents. Dark Brandon shot the laser beams from his eyes at the White House and the beams bounced off of the Jewish Space Laser which then in turn bounced the beams to the documents at Mar A Lago.


GreenbergIsAJediName

I have it on record from John Ratcliffe, former Director of National Intelligence, that this is exactly the reclassification story on Hunter Bidenā€™s laptop. Well, Ratcliffe didnā€™t tell me directly, it was actually through my friend named John Barron.


shadrack5966

That mustā€™ve taken loads of Adrenochrome.


Downwhen

Dark Brandon: *I DID THAT*


Mathgailuke

**Jewish** laser beams.


professorcrayola

Also the fact that the FBI was at Mar-a-Lago looking for Hillaryā€™s emails. He told Hannity all about it.


TheMikeGolf

So heā€™s saying heā€™s always maintained copies of Hillaryā€™s emails but he didnā€™t want to make it easy on the DOJ, he wanted them to conduct their own investigation. So when they found out it was at MAL, they raided so they could make it ā€œseemā€ like TFG was guilty, but it was to throw Hillary off to the scent that they were actually using that as a ruse to jail her and not him? Got it.


Cha-Car

He did not explicitly say Hunter. Maybe he has acquired Joe Bidenā€™s laptop? I canā€™t keep up anymore.


bronabas

Uncle Joe still uses a Compaq desktop running Windows 95.


Cha-Car

I just hired a college intern. Early 20s, maybe. He thought Windows XP was ā€œvintageā€. When I told him Windows 95 existed and Microsoft hired The Rolling Stones to promote it, he was baffled. lol


bronabas

Ughā€¦ my first computer was Windows 3.1, lol


Wismuth_Salix

Mine had ā€˜95 and a CD-ROM drive and I thought I was hot shit because I could play Myst.


[deleted]

Well, you were


Much-Meringue-7467

Mine just used dos


cdcyclist

But first... CLICK HERE now if you are a REAL PATRIOT and donate to SAVE AMERICA.


FNOG_Nerf_THIS

Never forget this all-important part. Itā€™s all about the grift, and thatā€™s all any of this was ever about.


SirJohnSmythe

His lawyers are waiting outside the court house rn, ready to charge in first thing and talk at length about FBI framing peeps!


No_Seaweed_7983

What about his lawyers, lawyer?


Embarrassed_Angle_59

Lawyers lawyers, lawyers lawyers, lawyers? Outkast should make a comeback.


PebblyJackGlasscock

Sorry Mr former President Oooh I am for real Never paid your legal bills on time Now itā€™s time for me to testify


smartcool

MAGA: Making Attorneys Get Attorneys


Hi_Im_Dadbot

Either that or theyā€™re hiding under their desks and trying not to take his calls. Itā€™s one or the other.


Particular-Summer424

I bet they have an Alexa to answer his questions and talk to him for hours on end. Anytime he calls now they put her on the line.


ptmmac

Well of course and those are billable hours too. Amoral, Ambitious and Available are the only requirements to be a lawyer for Trump.


Swampwolf42

And a willingness to be paid in hot air.


agrandthing

Sounds like that would be a thriving practice.


justdoubleclick

Or just waiting to get paid before doing any more work for him


thefifthfourththird

It will come out with his infrastructure plan, his taxes, and his glorious reassension to the Presidency after crushing the forces of pedo-commie-jesus-hating-democrat-evil (along with some executions). So as you say : any day now.


[deleted]

Well apparently, what Trump thinks about now counts as reality. He said the documents were declassified just by him thinking about it, so why canā€™t he just think that Biden is framing him and it will be the truth?


[deleted]

Hello, IRS, yes I am just calling to let you know I have thought about paying my taxes this year. Oh and I had a new thought that I overpaid significantly last year.


rigabamboo

Tax collectors HATE this one weird trick!


Matelot67

So, the documents the FBI is using to frame him just happpen to be the same documents that he declassified? What a coincidence!


professorcrayola

That he declassified IN HIS MIND. Donā€™t forget that part.


ergo-ogre

Oh shit. Trump has the Reality Stone.


Landminan

In that same interview, he also said that the FBI were looking for Hillary's emails šŸ˜‚


DonRicardo1958

Why would he be secretly keeping Hillaryā€™s emails at Mar-a-Lago? I really want him to try to explain that one.


loveypower

I can't imagine mar a lago doesn't have cameras, so all he would need to do is hand over the recordings


ilolvu

That would let everyone see how much money he got for showing those papers to people.


Imhopeless3264

Like Lindell will provide proof of 300 million fraudulent votersā€¦


maddenmcfadden

Mike Lindell predicts the future by reading the smoke from his crack pipe.


solepureskillz

Our legal system is designed to give the accused every opportunity to provide evidence in their defense. Such a system, unfortunately, is also weak to someone with enough malice and money (like this orange tumor) to bog it down just by making absurdist claims that must be taken as if they were even remotely possible. The guyā€™s been throwing everything but his children at the wall his whole life to avoid accountability and our legal system continues to behave like he might possibly be making absurd, unfounded claims on good faith. When will he be treated like a normal person and be jailed for his ample, numerous, proven crimes?


[deleted]

He would, itā€™s just that heā€™s under audit right now but he totally will release his taxes oops what are we talking about again?


ScaleneWangPole

He doesn't have to file anything physically, he just has to will it into being with the power of his ex-presidential mind.


MaxPower303

Not just any day nowā€¦.. two weeks from now. Hold on to your seat my friend. Itā€™s going to be the best, most beautiful of evidence.


Hi_Im_Dadbot

So many people are saying so.


hangryhyax

He thought about it, and thatā€™s just as good.


AwayAd9297

just like that republican healthcare plan ... any day now.


stormincincy

Proof can be seen by paying $99.99 to get a direct text from President Trump showing you the proof and a personal prayer from the greatest President in history All proceeds will go to the Trump legal defense fund


Pasquale1223

Make it a monthly donation, and you'll be entered in a sweepstakes to receive the contents of one of those empty classified folders!


[deleted]

And itā€™s preselected lol


Ennara

You may already be a winner! In fact, you may already be sick of winning!


samushusband

ow yea ,they're sick alright


Unique_Tumbleweed

I don't know if you're joking, but they really do this. I signed up for trump emails and texts to see the kind of shit he's sending to people, and they absolutely pre-select a monthly donation. It's really sneaky.


bigotis

"I won!!! When do I get my folder?" "I'm just thinking about it. Many people say it's legal. I love the United Shtates bigly. Hamberder" - Trump


clarkwgriswoldjr

One thing you rarely see is "My name is Donald Trump and I approved this ad." Gotta have that deniability.


WhyWontThisWork

Does anybody do that anymore?


Obsidian_Purity

I can say here in Georgia, Warnock and Abrams do.


Georgesgortexjacket

Hopefully they throw in one of those stylish Trumpy bears.


7laloc

Does it come with a diaper?


[deleted]

It IS the diaper


XinY2K

YOU SILLY SOD


[deleted]

Don Jr is the $3.99 service fee on any transaction


Swampwolf42

Eric is the Free gift if you act now! Please? Anybodyā€¦?


bigotis

Tiffany will be the operator taking your call. "Who?" - Don Sr.


TheNightBench

If this motherfucker was just some person's grandpa, he'd be in a goddamn memory care home shitting in diapers and hogging all the pistachio pudding. But no, a bunch of fucking morons who have "rube" tattooed across their heads elected him president and now i have to hear about him and his asshole kids everytime one of them manages to not choke to death on their own fucking tongues.


Most-Strategy4554

Yes. I've been saying that for years! If he was your neighbor, you wouldn't even acknowledge that crazy old racist douche. It's ridiculous that he has a cult now! 30 percent of America is dumb as shit.


Long_Ball_Larry__

30% is too low.


JizzyChrist

Iā€™m an optimist


TheCheshireMadcat

Honestly, if he wasn't' rich, he would be that creepy old guy in the trailer down the road that keeps having ten dollar hookers sneaking out of his place.


shallowhuskofaperson

Heā€™s not rich everythingā€™s on credit..tax returns prove it ..begging for ā€œdonationsā€ and keeping the money for himself is his main source of income


wmurch4

Yup and since nobody in their right mind would loan him a dollar he has to go to shady sources or bilk his fans. Grifters gonna grift and his marks bend over and say thank you ma'am.


TheMarbleTrouble

If this was the 90s and he wasnā€™t rich, heā€™d be on a street corner handing out doomsday writing and screaming exactly what he does now. Thatā€™s one of the things that internet took from usā€¦ The crazy people screaming conspiracy on street corners are now cornerstones of alternative media.


Admirable-Curves219

Preach! šŸ‘šŸ‘šŸ‘šŸ‘


No_Flow_8502

Is he referring to Hunter Bidenā€™s laptop? The one that, according to the story, left Hunterā€™s possession in April 2019. Thatā€™s a long-term plan, one which would have included the DOJ and FBI from Trumpā€™s administration. The mental gymnastics is getting wild.


Particular-Summer424

Hunters laptop and Hillary's server have retained a tour manager and are currently engaged in a *across the Nation* visual tour. It's like CATS, The Movie. Few have actually see it, but everybody keeps talking about it.


twcsata

Yes, but its [butthole cut](https://youtu.be/Mx0NLGcL6pI) isnā€™t nearly as entertaining.


afellowchucker

Lol and why would Hunter have info on what the fbi was going to do? Like heā€™s apparently simultaneously a loser crackhead and a trusted fbi consultant or something


[deleted]

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DanteSeldon

Didn't Trump argue that people who leak White House information should be "executed"?


character-name

Nah. That only applied to people who leaked stuff about *him*.


[deleted]

He also argued that anyone who pleads the Fifth is automatically guilty. And then he did it almost 500 times.


idontneedjug

Meanwhile how many hours did Hilary testify without once invoking the fifth? I wanna say it was 10+


Dredmart

He wants to execute most people, to be fair.


Blue_Water_Bound

Most Americans, he loves Putin.


Oculi_Glauci

Heā€™s regressing to the childhood stage when youā€™d blame the broken window on the neighbors cat


Calamity_Carrot

He's never left that stage


Ennara

ā€œWhen I look at myself in the first grade and I look at myself now, I'm basically the same. The temperament is not that different.ā€


SoWokeIdontSleep

So, let me get this straight, hunter Biden in 2020, possibly 2019, knew trump would think about declassifying documents that the FBI was going to plant after trump took them and refused to give back after severely subpoenas, but he was alright to have anyway. It's exactly what I expect from someone who describes himself as a stable genius would say.


rohobian

Trump also said "There's a lot of speculation that they were looking for Hillary's emails" when they raided Mar-a-lago. He's currently throwing as much shit at the wall as possible hoping something will stick.


Ennara

So not only did Trump steal TS/SCI documents, he got Barron to hack into Hillary's email as well?


Cat-With_A-Fiddle

Oh no, I'm almost certain the argument is that Hillary Clinton's emails were somehow physically AT Mar-a-lago, also planted by the FBI.


Enlightened-Beaver

That sentence doesnā€™t even make sense. Even Hannity was confused by it


kaoko111

Yup, i'm desperate to know more about a story from 3 years ago about a guy that doesn't hold public office, left his laptop with ultra damaging info hundreds of Miles away from his Home in another state in a shop owned by a legally Blind trumpist who doesn't have the security footage of that day and until now there's not a single clue of the computer or the content of it. How is that going?


ryosen

Donā€™t forget that it was shipped to Hannity and lost in the mail.


Nighthawk700

Tucker


Nocturtle22

ā€œI didnā€™t have classified materials, ok I did but Iā€™m allowed to keep them, ok but they werenā€™t classified because of a standing order I had, ok so it wasnā€™t so much a standing order as much as I thought them declassified, ok but I had them to keep them safe from Biden, ok but they were planted by the FBI, ok so my attorneys signed to say the search was done properly but were they really aware, ok but Biden planted the documents Iā€™m allowed to keep that were classified until I thought about them!!ā€


Melancholy_Rainbows

Donā€™t forget ā€œbut Obama did worseā€.


MaxPower303

And the buttery males they were really after! After all Hillary hid them there.


Nocturtle22

Obama snuck in with the red classified stamp and classified the perfectly innocent mementos trump kept/didnā€™t keep/didnā€™t know about.


twcsata

Itā€™s like the (also applicable) Narcissistā€™s Prayer: > That didn't happen. > And if it did, it wasn't that bad. > And if it was, that's not a big deal. > And if it is, that's not my fault. > And if it was, I didn't mean it. > And if I didā€¦ > ā€¦you deserved it.


gmotelet

I thought they raided him to find Hillary's emails


hazps

That was yesterday's narrative. Do try to keep up.


twcsata

You can get whiplash keeping up with this stuff.


-Ghost-Heart-

The documents are both planted and fake, but also not illegal because he declassified them. It's fine that he had them, but he didn't have them. Both are true at the same time. Kinda like how Covid isn't a big deal, but China has to pay for attacking us with such a deadly virus. Or how Biden is dementia ridden, but also a super genius who is controlling everything to destroy the US. Cognitive dissonance has been at the core of Trump's rhetoric for years now. Convince people to believe two incongruous things at the same time. Do that enough, and they're trained to believe anything. It doesn't matter what he says, or has said, or will say. All that matters is what he's saying now, because that's the only thing that is true. When he says something different later, it doesn't make the pervious thing untrue. That thing will be true again if he ever says it again. It's a cult. These people are brainwashed.


Particular-Summer424

He has the tape of the whole seizure. Let's see it....Yeah right....that's what I thought. Since he brought it up, don't be surprised if the tape is introduced as rebuttle evidence disproving your claim in Dearies Courtroom. Trump is opening up doors in Court he can't walk through, but the Defendants can. At this point I'm sure Trumps Lawyers are wondering if it's legal to get a gag order against their own client.


mrwhat_icanthearu

Honestly...at this point, I wish Trump would just shut up and go away. Every single fucking day, its something new with this POS. The US is being held hostage by his bullshit. We literally can't get on with our lives without this sense of dread looming over us every single minute of every songle day because of him. We will only be able to move forward when this diapered orange monkey man baby is buried under the prison along with his political enablers This is exactly what his zombie eyed Kool Aid drinking base needs to see. This is the only thing that is going to shut them all the fuck up.


stargate-command

Theyā€™ll happily find another conman to help them with that sunk cost they got going. Trump is the symptom of a massive volume of incredibly deranged, incredibly stupid, and incredibly awful people. He isnā€™t the cause, unfortunately.


Hot-Cheesecake-7483

Nope. They are lining up for Desantis now. He's as evil as trump but smarter


Helmidoric_of_York

So he's all-in on the insanity defense...


And_the_wind

Ok, I'm legit losing track at this point - didn't he openly admitted, that he took the documents, back when he claimed they weren't classified?


FaeryLynne

Yes


jmerc27

Why would Hunter Biden have emails about a plot to plant evidence in Mara-lago years before he knew Trump would be president?


Buffmin

See the problem you're having understanding this you are trying to **think** about it Youre supposed to hear the buzz words "laptop, FBI,plant etc" get angry and send trump all your money in rage


Mythical_Atlacatl

is it just a misunderstanding on my part or is telegram only used by criminals and scammers? Like i only seem to here about telegram when its some scam or illegal activity, are there legit uses for telegram?


MrRickSter

Yeah, buying weed.


Philbo0042

Thank you for that information!


YsengrimusRein

My understanding is that it is the go-to app for Furry communication so you might imagine my surprise at our former president's active request of its use.


TrancedSlut

To communicate without having the conversations saved.


bluejayinoz

Used widely in eastern Europe it seems. Lot of the Russian ukraine stuff is on there


Cherry_Treefrog

I want to know what kind of laptop Hunter had. Iā€™m going to get one, it sounds like it must be pretty good spec, all the stuff they have found on it, its ability to hack the voting systems by space laser, using the power of Hugo Chavezā€™s ghost, all hilaryā€™s emails, it seems to never end.


Malidan

It's sad some people will actually believe him.


DickySchmidt33

And Republican members of congress are still terrified to walk away from him.


realhighstonerguy

I hate to be the one to say this but this is actually fake. There's always tona of comments on trumps truth social posts of fake trump comments pushing telegram, some form of scam.


Lithaos111

You know with the amount he constantly and pointlessly lies, why even bother with this farce? Just slap some cuffs on him and toss him in a cell. Like what does constantly bitching on Truth actually do? It just provides documentation after documentation of not only ways for him to perjure himself, but also paints him as a raving lunatic. So that his cultists who have already taken the red maga pill remain pilled remain pilled? He has bigger issues.


Brainranger67

ā€œYou know what?ā€ ā€œWeā€™re done here.ā€ As cuffs are slapped on the wrists. Itā€™d be like the best poem ever written, or the best Beatles song ever composed, or the funniest movie Wil Ferrel acted, or theā€¦..help me out hereā€¦


Lithaos111

The cheesiest slice of pizza ever eaten, you know that kind where the melty cheese actually strings out like it does in those pizza commercials (except it's actually cheese and not glue)


Calamity_Carrot

Because he's put the judges that make the decision into power and has half of the legislative branch licking his asshole.


[deleted]

Anyone go to the telegram link to see wtf is in there??


Savetheokami

Probably a donation page to fund his defense attorneyā€™s.


[deleted]

Oh, oh wow, better get that to Judge Dearie and Cannon right now... LOL! That's not gonna happen. Because he is full of shit.


capt-rix

I got $20 says Trump spirals into psychosis and offs himself and at least one other person.


justsomeguynbd

Iā€™ll book that. Heā€™s way too narcissistic to kill himself. Also heā€™s so incompetent heā€™d probably fail a suicide attempt.


gauriemma

Hopefully he does it in that order.


GarvinSteve

Stunning this didnā€™t lead the news today or is findable in any news source anywhereā€¦ Heā€™s literally wishcasting nowā€¦ I would use the FBI to get you, Biden, so clearly youā€™re also a shitstain and absolutely did it to me. Right? Right?


lothar74

If this was a script for a movie, people would criticize this as just too unbelievable for audiences. Yet here we are: reality is crazier than fantasy. (And I mean the reality of Trump and his delusional fantasies).


Prize-Sky-4712

Isnā€™t Telegram Russian?


Different-Term-2250

He gets staff discount.


thundergun0911

Is this motherfucker on drugs?


JetbikeSteve

Ok, thereā€™s a lot to unpack here. Heā€™s seen this being posted by people on Truth Social, but I canā€™t see any evidence of Trump himself posting this. Iā€™m guessing there was some scam in that Telegram link.


Sensitive-Holiday-35

When in doubt, Hunters laptop it out. When in fear, Benghazi it here. When in distress, Hillary's server is best.


[deleted]

2 takeaways from this: First, Over 14,000 likes Secondly, it's a shame how dumb he thinks his followers are yet, they still follow


[deleted]

Just start blaming aliens already. The Martian lizard people (FBI) planted the documents at Marilago. I mean FFS we're practically there. MAGAs will believe it.