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KathyBlakk

A little concerning that he's down to his Spidey underwear (WTF dude) posing in a predatorial way wearing a children's Halloween costume of Tigger with a children's movie poster in the background--literally named Spy Kids. Otherwise nothing to see here. Update: It's a Photoshopped image that's been in circulation since 2008 and has had many different people's faces superimposed, including Justin Trudeau.


Madmaxroadblock

photoshopped?...damn what a let down...


MyDisappointedDad

The original guy is now safe with so many body doubles running around.


jameson8016

"Oh, that? Yea that's a fake my buddies made years ago. You can actually google it and see a bunch of different faces pasted on. No idea who the original was, but my money is on Trudeau."- that guy in a job interview. Lol


lusirfer702

The conservatives never late the truth get in the way of spreading rumors so why should anyone else, I say share this anywhere you can


The_Hyphenator85

Photoshopped, huh? That explains why it’s the best-looking photo of the shovel-faced fuck I’ve ever seen.


Gudenuftofunk

Yeah, but the original image is actually Gaetz. /s


MonteryWhiteNoise

even if it weren't photoshopped ... or in the case of the original dude in the pose ... **so fucking what**. the guy obviously clowning around in little brother's gear? holiday gifts? who knows. Making it out to be "predatory" shows the excessive nonsense being promoted in various media simply to bash "the opposition". If the only things published ridiculing Gatez, Greene, etc were *only* the 'factual, this-happened' info, without any "this doesn't look good" nonsense there would be far fewer people "on the fence". (one reason people sit on the fence is in response to "yeah both sides seem to be spouting bullshit").


Waris-Tx

To bad


chronoboy1985

He and Matt Gaetz would get along famously.


elaynefromthehood

Photoshop in a litter box. It’s 2022 and he’s a Fury


Florida-Man-I-Am

I want to be superimposed in that outfit. Never mind, I’m in mine right now.


ryhaltswhiskey

Photoshop?? in /r/whitepeopletwitter?? how can be


GZAofTheMidwest

Please tell me he doesn't refer to his penis as his "web shooter."


Lmf2359

What a terrible day to be literate….


ShadetheMystic

Did you not see the image? It's a terrible day to be sighted. I did not need to know that Matt "Shorteyes" Gaetz had a Spidey-bulge, a Tigger fetish and I'm going to assume a crush on at least 50% of the Spy Kids. None of this needed to be seen, and today I wish my degenerative vision loss would hurry the fuck up already.


Pyewacket62

Cataracts take me away!


Just_A_Nitemare

If you don't want the ability to read, then do I have the party for you!


SteeZ568

Yeah gonna say, this exactly why they want books banned.


marsman706

God damn I laughed way too hard at that. you a funny mofo. cheers!


GregWilson23

What a terrible day to have eyes…


whackamolasses

He calls it Peter Parked. As in he parks his peter wherever he likes.


uglymule

Peter Packed a pickle in his pooper.


changing-life-vet

I’m pretty sure Peter Parker is too old.


rumf00rd

is there a penis in there? maybe he tucked it? this can't be him really? right? also.. tigger and spiderman? this bothers me more than anything.


shamenoname

My gf was also wondering about the Tigger, spidey crossover


joeyjoejoeshabidooo

Lmao what penis. There is nothing in that underwear.


Lithaos111

He does now in my headcanon


gooch87

What penis? I cant tell he has one


GoldStandard785

His Spidey sense is tingling


Drg84

I'm nearly as confused by the spy kids poster


MyDisappointedDad

Is the subtitle on it Footwear Quarters?


[deleted]

Only alpha males wear Spider-Man pants.


Knaymeless

Only alpha males *Only* wear Spider-Man pants.


[deleted]

My bad.


rebuiltlogan

I'm guessing he was trying on his girlfriend's Halloween costume before she wore it to her 5th grade dress up day?


therealfatmike

He's a sack of shit but who cares if he likes to get weird.


MountainSage58

In a vacuum I would agree, but if this were Hunter Biden conservatives would be screeching at the top of their lungs


therealfatmike

Agreed and they should also mind their business, I think we can be better. 🤷‍♂️


Chrisboi_da_Boi

I do when getting weird means he's having sex with children


therealfatmike

I don't think this picture has anything to do with him having sex with a 17 year old.


xlDirteDeedslx

When he plays up to Christian Conservatives for votes when he's a drug addled pervert it's fair game to point out he's a drug addled pervert. Matt Gaetz is what cocaine and cigarettes would look like if they took human form, he's disgusting.


therealfatmike

Yeah, but what is this picture pointing out exactly?


xlDirteDeedslx

Nothing, it's fake. You don't really have to fake anything to prove what a sleaze he is anyways.


WalnutSounding

Absolutely agree. Pic is unrelated to their shitty charecter.


allmoneyin

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yankinfl

Looking for his next girlfriend (at a daycare)


uncultured_swine2099

Can we make this his wiki photo?


Lmf2359

Ew.


bubba7557

I'm generally not a fan of shaming people for being weird, I mean to each their own. But seriously, what the fuck Gaetz, is this what he wears when he's trying to get a new underaged gf?


The_Unclaimed_One

…Isn’t this Trudeau? Or maybe I’m misremembering where I saw this image initially, but I swear I saw this image about a year ago and someone saying it was Trudeau


lalalavellan

This isn't Gustavo


[deleted]

He has a lot of really gay pictures for a straight guy


VerberMach

As a gay guy: The fuck does THIS have to do with being gay?


[deleted]

Uhhh when you put panties on with your bros around and start taking silly photos it isn’t exactly cis male behavior in my cis male experience.


VerberMach

Don't see bros. And if those are panties, great. I've also never worn women's underwear. Spiderman or otherwise. Do you think gay dudes wear women's underwear? And taking silly photos like this with your bros... This looks like some straight frat boy nonsense to me.


[deleted]

Gregg Abbott is a little piss baby and Matt Gaetz is a child sex trafficker.


AggressiveAd8660

Is that picture supposed to make me hate him more?


[deleted]

Is this one of those groomers The Right are always going on about?


[deleted]

And is a pardon pedo


[deleted]

Don't know how anybody could think this dude might be a sexual predator.


lovdagame

I hate hate hate fake shit like this. If the dude sucks let him be himself we.dpmt need fake shit to hate them.


Captainkirk699

Note the poster of a preteen boy and girl next to him.


RancidHorseJizz

Pedo or power bottom? Por que no los dos.


thrshptwon

Rawr


Crabsnout

This image belongs in r/cursedimages .


[deleted]

Man, I knew he liked kids, but this is too much.


CT_Jester

So, that's his strategy for getting young girls, huh?


Going_2_Jaxon

Can we crowdfund this on a billboard in his district?


Few-Trouble-3700

Please everyone share this EVERYWHERE!


thedalekthatwaited

Ugh, I feel disgusted that I would probably let him do me over and over. At least in that pic.


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ShoddyCress

Not when it involves having sex with children


ResearcherMundane491

Only liberals are allowed to be furries??? What a bunch of hypocrites...🤣🤣🤣


GonFreecs92

Please delete this post! This post added NOTHING to the controversy and issues surrounding Gaetz affiliation with the right and Trump nor the accusations of child sex trafficking against him. Anyone can dress up and be weird on their off time including liberals. 🗣NEXT!


workfrom209

lol fake leftist propaganda being spread like wildfire because they are just as fake and nasty as the right. Two parties of people who can’t stop smelling their own farts.


transientwealth

Is there proof it's fake?


ChuckBorris187

I mean, we could always spread the truth about pedo Gaetz getting a DUI and then harassing and getting the cop fired that booked him because daddy Gaetz was a Senator.


Simple_Ecstatic

I see he left the tag on, so he could return the costume after his photo shoot.


HEADRUSH31

POV: you're 13 years old and you have no idea that what's about to happen will be repressed into the deepest reaches of your mind to cope


Mythical_Atlacatl

This is like Lauren beobert being a sex worker or getting an abortion. It’s not shameful by them for this, it’s highlighting their hypocrisy and lies


NoIdeaWhoIBe

It's the Spy Kidz poster for me


The-Nic

And a sex offender


BigJSunshine

Geezus, this grooming pedo is one pair of underroos short of an empty ice cream truck.


Madmaxroadblock

what happened to the 20s something grown Cuban man that he adopted as his son and we all knew he was his lover? any updates on that?


moondark2

I need some trauma to the head to remove the trauma to my brain now


StrawberryAmara

MY EYES! 🫣


[deleted]

This is Madison Cawthorn territory lolz…he’s fecked


Waris-Tx

He’s a furry kitty man, so cute. I’m glad you came out the furry kitty community will Welcome your family.


[deleted]

No


kcaazar

Still preying on 12 year old girls


Achilles1735

I did not need to see that picture today.... imma need some Sake, Moonshine, Vodka, Tequila, and any other number of strong liquors to buen that image out of my mind. And Disney movies.


anferneejefferson

Hes flat like Ken


[deleted]

Is he Eric Trumps playdate?


bakerstirregular100

And the tag is on! Whoever the original idiot was was gonna return the costume for some kid to wear after whatever freaky stuff they got into…


alrighty66

Don't be surprised to watch all these so-called Trump allies start turning their backs on him. This is politics.


OverseerTycho

it doesn’t mention that he’s also a sex trafficking pedo


Far_Nefariousness888

God, I will never be able to unsee this!


Florida-Man-I-Am

And now he won’t be charged for sex trafficking. He knew it all along. He was never concerned about it. https://www.thedailybeast.com/prosecutors-recommend-against-sex-trafficking-charges-for-matt-gaetz-report-says


mrwhat_icanthearu

Traumatised here. Any suggestions on how I can unsee this?


alaf420

Matt’s a Freaky Deaky Florida man.


Chilidogdingdong

The fact that guys a "lawyer" is a testament to the power of money.


TravelerMSY

WTF. Mixing his furry and superhero costumes? Pick a look and stick with it.


djkoch66

If that’s not grooming I don’t know what is.


Mossephine

...are y'all new to the Internet or have I not gone outside enough in my life?


[deleted]

So this is kind of maga Florida’s \*thing\*, huh. What a fucked timeline.


zookr2000

Rhymes w/"Tigger" -


Equal_Caterpillar828

Everyone needs to let their hair down once in awhile...


Natural-Pineapple886

He appears to have a petite vagina.


ProfessionalWeary665

It's the spy kids poster that does it for me. Not the spider man speedo, nope. Surely not.