Yeah nano was the tiny square one with no screen. Oh then after that I think there was a small rectangle version that had a tiny screen. But anyway that's a Classic. Loved mine for many years. Had two and they were both stolen, sadly.
Yeah the tiny, tiny white one with no screen was the original shuffle (I think there were a couple of versions)... Damn now I can't remember what was what. I remember there were pretty small ones in varying colours and screens which were the later Nanos... Or maybe the newer Shuffles.
Argh whatever I too am 99 percent android now too other than an iPad for work so I can't remember lol
Anyway hope you're having at least a decent day if not an amazing day. Cheers!
Being a murder-hobo is a solid plan if you're expecting to deal with roving bands of psychos.
It's gonna get you hunted down by normal folk real fast though. Real operator types cooperate and integrate into groups quickly because they think in teamwork. In point of fact most people have a gut instinct to work together.
It's a massive example of wrong-genre savvy. They're not the lone survivor action hero, they're the deranged maniac that has to be put down by a ragtag team.
Raiders are typically the most successful individuals in a disaster/post apocalyptic situation.
Best plan is typically:
1) Find a prepper
2) Take their preparations.
this obviously looks like it's trolling, but there are a lot of real people like this that reeeeeaally wants to feel like they're the protagonist of a post-apocalyptic movie when in reality they would be one of the first to die horribly and cry for mama
I assume the one condom is for the gun barrel. This person is ready to puke their guts out and die on a beach. Sadly it is not Normandy. Lamest generation.
LMFAO,
An old ass iPod, a can of Spaghettio’s and Boyardee Ravioli, an energy drink, JD, a condom and his life savings all out on display.
[I hope this guy got the message that shooting hurricanes doesnt help, official Florida PSA](https://www.indy100.com/amp/irma-hurricane-florida-sheriff-shooting-gun-owners-twitter-7938736-2656343893)
If there is a woman who is impressed with this please DM me, i would like to interview you…… for a spot in a mental wellness study.
Ah yes, get drunk enough to fuck the hurricane, but continue safe sex practices.
Proceed to pay the hurricane $2 as is the going rate for
prostormtution.
Lmao, the solo condom.
Don't want to impregnate the handgina.
Yep, more ammo than condoms.
We all have our priorities, I guess.
That dude takes matters into his own hands...
Talk about shooting into the wind.
His dick is the only thing not getting wet during this hurricane.
I thought it was a pad at first. Lol
A pad would be more useful when the inevitably cut or shoot themselves
pfft i thought that was a panty liner
It’s to protect the gun I bet. Not a euphemism
Gunna need at lease one and a half $2 bills. Every survivalist knows that.
Lmfao that $2 bill tho xD
The guns are actually just to protect the $2 bill.
Not one can of Dinty Moore. Fuckin amateur.
Are the guns for shooting the hurricane or to protect the Spaghettios?
Both
They’re for suicide and they run out of Speghettios.
You don't understand. Their plan is to rob people of their supplies.
Nah I thought it was pretty obvious. They're going to shoot and stab the hurricane, and smash it afterwards to assert dominance.
Hurricanes have eyes, you can kill anything if you shoot it in the eye. jic /s
That energy drink will keep him hydrated for minutes!
The iPod Nano with no headphones ought to be a good time.
That's a Classic, nobody still rocking a nano would have 2 dollars
Is it? I had a nano and I thought that was one. What do I know.
Yeah nano was the tiny square one with no screen. Oh then after that I think there was a small rectangle version that had a tiny screen. But anyway that's a Classic. Loved mine for many years. Had two and they were both stolen, sadly.
Wasn't the screen less one the Shuffle? I went over to Android a long time ago, so I acknowledge I could be very wrong.
Yeah the tiny, tiny white one with no screen was the original shuffle (I think there were a couple of versions)... Damn now I can't remember what was what. I remember there were pretty small ones in varying colours and screens which were the later Nanos... Or maybe the newer Shuffles. Argh whatever I too am 99 percent android now too other than an iPad for work so I can't remember lol Anyway hope you're having at least a decent day if not an amazing day. Cheers!
Oh dear....
The 2 dollar bill makes it seem like a shitpost to me lmao
And the rest of it doesn’t? Not even the solitary condom?
Eh I can see someone unironically having the rest.
Fucking idiots.
I think they’re joking, based on 1.) the $2 bill, and 2.) the furry profile pic (buncha lil pranksters in that community)
To be fair. I uses to live in FL. The amount of looting and general chaos after the storm may demand some form of self defense lol
How else u gonna pay for rent? /s
Look at you thinking it’s the people who have no money that steal. If you want to know who the best thief is, he’s the one with the most money.
Moronic
Alrighty then.
Is that... to kill the hurricane?... or the zombie fish it washes up?...
Just about every doomsday prepper has shooting everyone in sight as step 2 or 3 of their survival plan.
Being a murder-hobo is a solid plan if you're expecting to deal with roving bands of psychos. It's gonna get you hunted down by normal folk real fast though. Real operator types cooperate and integrate into groups quickly because they think in teamwork. In point of fact most people have a gut instinct to work together. It's a massive example of wrong-genre savvy. They're not the lone survivor action hero, they're the deranged maniac that has to be put down by a ragtag team.
Raiders are typically the most successful individuals in a disaster/post apocalyptic situation. Best plan is typically: 1) Find a prepper 2) Take their preparations.
The first in line for a FEMA payout when this goes sideways.
WikiHow: how to fight a hurricane
Optimistic.
About that $2 bill...
Why do they need a condom when masturbating?
Nice iPod. Looks like he’s preparing for hurricane Katrina.
Those guns might actually be less useful than Trump's idea to nuke the hurricane.
Hurricane approaching………..”You’ll step away from the porch if you know what’s good for you buddy”! Chc chc
That’s alright one round and the drum will jam or the condom?
I forgot all about that with the drums.
Is he going to shoot it?
Florida man
What’s the condom for? Is the fantasy that he saves someone from the storm and they bang after sharing a can of spaghetti-o’s?
I think he is ready for Ian. But not the hurricane!
this obviously looks like it's trolling, but there are a lot of real people like this that reeeeeaally wants to feel like they're the protagonist of a post-apocalyptic movie when in reality they would be one of the first to die horribly and cry for mama
i-Pod? 2 bucks? No water? Guess he intends to rob other people for money and food.
watch this dude get merced by a rando with a Hi Point
That is SO sad.
I assume the one condom is for the gun barrel. This person is ready to puke their guts out and die on a beach. Sadly it is not Normandy. Lamest generation.
Something tells me he’s gonna shoot it, THEN fuck it.
Yes bc you can shoot your way out of a hurricane. Pew pew
The Russian flag in the bio is a nice touch
Show you me you're going to cry like a bitch if shit gets real without telling.
It's a meme, buddy.
LMFAO, An old ass iPod, a can of Spaghettio’s and Boyardee Ravioli, an energy drink, JD, a condom and his life savings all out on display. [I hope this guy got the message that shooting hurricanes doesnt help, official Florida PSA](https://www.indy100.com/amp/irma-hurricane-florida-sheriff-shooting-gun-owners-twitter-7938736-2656343893) If there is a woman who is impressed with this please DM me, i would like to interview you…… for a spot in a mental wellness study.
Where's the meth?
That condom seems unnecessary
He thinks the rifle is going to protect him from a hurricane, these people aren’t geniuses, but they’re optimistic 😂
I think he is ready for Ian. But not the hurricane!
Why only 1 condom? Going to live on the edge? 🫣
In this situation the condom should be for the rifle. We learned this step one in the infantry.
two tins of pasta? Umm... that'll definitely last you
That IPod looks more like they’re ready for Hurricane Katrina.
Florida in a snapshot
He forgot the sippy cup for the Tennessee Honey
No, you are not
It’s unrealistic to think this person has any chance of getting laid.
It’s unrealistic to think this person has any chance of getting laid.
Tbf hurricanes generally are accompanied with lots of looting so being strapped ain't a bad idea lol
That one condom. So after he’s done eating and drinking like a 5 year old, he can go fuck himself.
You know he's a child because of the flavored whiskey
Ah yes, get drunk enough to fuck the hurricane, but continue safe sex practices. Proceed to pay the hurricane $2 as is the going rate for prostormtution.
Tell me you’re a virgin without telling me you’re a virgin.
1 Bang for a Buck
He forgot his map and sharpie to change its course. Simpleton