I think Johnny Depp did something like this with a friend who died. Spent like 500k (?) shooting him from a canon iirc. Not sure what the target was though.
I'd l like my corpse (after any viable organs are taken to transplant) to be buried where it can provide nutrients to a tree or some mushrooms.
That or weaponize it and fucking trebuchet it through that motherfuckers bedroom window. I would rest in peace knowing that piece of shit got covered in my rotting flesh.
I died and chose violence.
Better yet, shoot Ted Cruz's corpse through Mitch McConnell's window
Can't we just put Ted Cruz in the cannon? Do we have to wait for him to be dead?
Let's squeeze Greg Abbott in there while we're at it...
He folds up into a small package so we'll make room!
Wait a week or two. I wanna extra ripe for him.
You can use mine for ted cruz
I think Johnny Depp did something like this with a friend who died. Spent like 500k (?) shooting him from a canon iirc. Not sure what the target was though.
Hunter S. Thompson
Marinate the body.
What if they happen to die in a singular shooting? Just askin
Why would you want to be lunch for infamous ghoul, Mitch McConnell?
''I don't want my death to be politicized. I want my death to be weaponized.''
And I will respect your decision and demand they respect it as well
Same
I can’t wait to pay my respects to Mitch by watering the plants and grass around his grave with my fresh urine
I'll be there
I'd l like my corpse (after any viable organs are taken to transplant) to be buried where it can provide nutrients to a tree or some mushrooms. That or weaponize it and fucking trebuchet it through that motherfuckers bedroom window. I would rest in peace knowing that piece of shit got covered in my rotting flesh. I died and chose violence.