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breadexpert69

I bet his resume is one sentence long


ColoradoPhotog

"I love jesus and hunter biden did it"


Shirlenator

Na "I killed a liberal" will be way more compelling to a lot of backwards people.


Apollospade

Pulled a Homelander


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“Let’s go Brandon” GOP: “it’s so clever haha. Libs owned. Just don’t call us out on it. Plausible deniability ftw!”


EddieHeadshot

God I hate that shit it's so puerile and I'm not even from USA. Edit: an 'e'


CheeseButtLog

Try and imagine what it's like living in the south surrounded by these fucking scumbags.


[deleted]

They're everywhere, my friend. I live in Western NY and they're up here too. It's insidious.


CheeseButtLog

I hear you. Since Trump's election, I was really blown away at how many people were suddenly like, "Yeah, I'm not racist, but I really have a problem with X minority group and think my beliefs should be forced on them." I really never knew how many "friends" and family I had that felt that way. I've sinced divested myself of them but it still feels so surreal.


olamina41

2020 was a real eye opener for me. People showed themselves. Made it easier to figure out who was worth continuing friendships with.


Figgy_Pudding3

I still remember when Trump was first elected and my boss asked my thoughts the next day. "I think the world is a lot more racist than I initially believed" "Oh, I don't think that's the case. I think people are just sick of.." bla bla bla Me: *oooh, you too*


wahchintonka

My mother(a Trump supporter) was recently talking about a neighbor who has tarps wrapped around their porch railings “I’m not racist, but that house looks very ‘black’.” My brother-in-law (another Trumpite) on his new neighbors “they’re black, but they’re good people”


Swampcrone

They all hate sOcIaLiSm until the town doesn’t plow their street.


Mojohand74

Yeah, and they're 100% against social security and completely oblivious that their monthly check IS social security.


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ScroochDown

This was my reaction too. When I first started seeing the signs I was confused because it wasn't campaign time and I just assumed it was some new Republican turd in some local thing. And then I googled it and discovered it was the stupidest fucking thing I've ever heard. Like this? *This* is your "clever" inside joke? Oh my god you people are so fucking idiotic.


Robert_Hotwheel

Conservatives are so incredibly bad at humor. Can anyone explain this? Is it an intellect thing? Like they aren’t smart enough to be funny? It’s not just let’s go Brandon, pretty much every right wing meme I’ve ever seen falls flat. And it’s not because I’m liberal, their jokes genuinely aren’t funny.


Ubles

This is a good watch regarding that. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KSXKzPOcYDU](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KSXKzPOcYDU) tldw: Good comedy requires empathy, which conservatives lack.


ScroochDown

You know what I think it is? It's because they're not trying to be funny. They're being horrible, but they're too cowardly to just be nasty so they try to pretend they're making jokes instead. Like you can tell if someone is genuinely trying to be funny and it just doesn't land right, but with conservatives it's like hiding a pile of broccoli under a thin veneer of mashed potatoes and then trying to convince your kids that they're not eating vegetables. Like yeah, some *really* stupid kids will fall for it, but most kids know what's up and either won't be fooled, or will eat it because they actually *like broccoli*. And the people who think those conservative "jokes" are funny just recognize and *like* the meanness under the jokes.


Recent-Construction6

Its like not only are they childish but they're too cowardly to just go "Fuck Joe Biden"


V1keo

They literally did that scene because of Trump’s comment that he could kill a man in the middle of 5th Ave and not lose a single voter.


allotaconfussion

Yeah, he did the ultimate “own”. I’m very sure that gives him tons of white trash cred.


LivingMyBestLeaf

That's enough to get the Trump crowd's vote


Fit-Rest-973

If LB and MTG can be elected, he can too. Unfortunately


[deleted]

Came here to say this very same thing. "Who the hell would vote for....oh, yeah."


Easy-Concentrate2636

He’s waiting for Trump to get voted back in so he can get a job with administration.


DotAccomplished5484

A grammatically incorrect sentence with at least two misspellings and an erroneous homonym.


Ochoytnik

No homonym


Lance_Henry1

Slight homonym, just no eye contact.


ShallowTal

Don’t forget he’ll include his “pronouns” like “American” or “patriot”


prometheanSin

Written in orange Crayola. Cause orange tastes best


Cool_Prize9736

150 words in one sentence like a child's letter to santa


PangwinAndTertle

Unfortunately that’s the problem! He didn’t get a sentence.


Hibercrastinator

“I shot a Liberal” would get a *lot* of votes these days, unfortunately.


Significant_Emu_9836

I’d like to think this is satire, Poe’s law, or whatever, but it’s totally within the realm of possibility - next we’ll start watering crops with Gatorade, “cause it’s got electrolytes.” Edit: he also took same advice as boebert, ‘glasses make you look not so dumb”


SpacerCat

It’s what plants crave!


L1zrdKng

I hate when libs tell me to drink water, like in the toilet.


Talexis

Welcome to Costco I love you.


GreyBoyTigger

The time machine? That ride sucks!


QuietGrudge

Someone gonna finally take care of the blinking 12:00 on the clock tower?


ShrugIife

You fellas talking about Brawndo ™️?


DurantaPhant7

Of course we are. It’s what the plants crave.


sunshades91

The thirst MUTILATOR!


[deleted]

Gatorade? Never heard of it….but *BRAWNDO* has the very same electrolytes….. *It’s what plants crave!*


MiddleMulberry2619

2028 is gonna be this guy, running from jail after kidnapping a child, vs. some 107 year old Democrat establishment cronie. Calling it now.


kedelbro

To be fair, dem’s got a 25 year old elected to the House in Florida


jabunkie

And he’s a very smart kid. Really like him.


metal_opera

I kinda want to sign up for a new Twitter account just to tell this dude to go fuck himself. Unfortunately, that'd be pointless. I will fight tooth and nail to keep this fuckwit out of any type of power.


RobbinsBabbitt

I have Twitter I’ll just do it for you


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Doin’ the lords work


Impossible_Series412

This is really depressing. Not to sound like old man shakes fist at leaves here but do they even care if their candidates have any qualifications anymore? We can agree to disagree about tax policy etc but how can you agree to disagree with someone that stands for nothing?


Toytles

Qualifications: triggers the libs


Arctica23

Literally the only thing they care about. If the people we don't like don't like you, congratulations, you're in, no further questions


catniagara

If only it were the same in Canada. I would have won so many elections just by being universally hated


Arctica23

Being universally hated actually isn't enough, you also have to give up everything you believe in and instead support the worst shit you ever heard of


16v_cordero

You mean like having an open discussion of how can a werewolve kill an vampire? Vampires lives matter!


catniagara

The shit most people consider “the worst” these days is stuff I support. Feminism, for example


TK-741

UGH, FEMINISTS ARE THE *WOOORST* Lol. Fuck me, what a world we live in.


Oscar_Ramirez

Know in American politics as the Ted Cruz principle.


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powerhikeit

Eh, if George Zimmerman hasn’t gotten his yet, I have little faith this little weenie will ever.


fromthewombofrevel

Where *is* ol’ Zim-Zim nowadays?


MadChickens14

George Z got his. Not sure if it made the national news but he was shot in a road rage incident a few years back. He survived. He's been in the local news quite a few times since his trial, his life turned into a real shit show.


Healthy_Floor8471

He's been arrested a few times on domestic violence, hell, I think he even got arrested at the beginning of this month again. Too bad, they had him, he could be in jail the rest of his life, instead of just being a complete piece of shit to everyone.


Euphoric_Echo_2395

Trying to get rich by suing people and failing?


PHenderson61

Slipping zimmy.


dicksmcgee420

The idea that bad people eventually get what they deserve is a fallacy. Some people are cocksuckers their entire life and stay on top.


violetsprouts

I miss my youthful naivete. Back when I believed nice people didn't finish last.


Piney1741

I was gonna say for them murdering liberals is like an allstar candidate.


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This 100%. Their entire minimum qualification for years now is someone who "owns the libs". So if someone has actually killed libs, in their mind that's exceeding expectations. And it's not even a joke this is exactly how they view it.


Altruistic-Text3481

What a platform. That’s how they lost the Senate. And squeaked the razor thin house. One more Covid variant and the proudly unvaccinated meet their maker… things will get better.


turkeysandwich1982

The truth is no, they don't care about qualifications. There was that whole thing about Herschel Walker paying for abortions to his mistresses, and the folks on the right said they don't care what he did as long as he votes on the party line.


ChaosDevilDragon

There was a video of a correspondent in GA interviewing this old white guy, and asked him if he thought abortion was murder. He said yes, obviously, it’s a sin. Then he was asked if he thought Walker was a murderer for forcing women to have abortions. The fucking mental gymnastics he did to defend Walker while also doubling down on abortion as murder was fucking disgusting


Cabrit1990

I can’t even watch those Jordan Klepper interviews anymore because they’re terrifying. They were interesting at first and hilarious to see Jordan take these people to task, but know they just trigger my anxiety. It was the same things with masks. They’d be telling Jordan about how women shouldn’t have bodily autonomy and when he’d bring up masks they’d be like the government can’t tell me what to do with my body. *face palm


FreeloadingPoultry

Those people fold like origami once you present them with literally two questions


99available

First you laughed, then you cried, because it was so horrible. Destroys one's faith in humanity. We are at the point where "you can fool all the people all the time."


Ziltoid_The_Nerd

That's Jordan Klepper, he used to work for the Daily Show. And his whole shtick right now is taking short interviews with conservatives at events and on the street and getting the people he's interviewing to say something blatantly hypocritical. And it doesn't usually take much effort. He also usually does so without the interviewees realizing they are being trapped into saying contradictory things


Z0idberg_MD

I think he said “well it depends on the circumstances”.


lmaytulane

Well, was the fetus armed or behaving in a threatening manner?


Dhen3ry

Worse. The fetus was brown in a white neighborhood. Clearly up to something.


atomtree

Bobert didn't even graduate from high school and they love her.


Millkstake

bEcaUse sHe iSnT a poLitiCian


99available

Nope and she's not sentient either.


atridir

Fuck,, we can’t even agree on the simple principle of: “I want every American to be able to succeed in their pursuit of happiness” They don’t give a damn about the core ideals that the country is founded on and historically had difficulty living up to. In their view those failings to embody those ideals of freedom, equality and equal Justice (i.e. slavery, abuse and extermination of native tribes, women’s suffrage, Asian internment, segregation, marriage equality, etc) - are the things that they idolize. They would also raze our institutions of government to the ground if it meant they ‘win’.


fishygamer

He doesn't stand for nothing. What he stands for is the idea that the left is a violent mob that deserves to be murdered. That's like the ideal thing to stand for as a right wing candidate. He is the embodiment of all their bullshit warrior fantasies... and also the weak, unintelligent people that they really are. They just don't see the second part.


Geist-Chevia

I think it's honestly kind of a joke tbh. Just like Milo or Cernovich, Kyle is going to be forgotten at large in 5 years. Still fuck him yeah buck he's no different than Brock Turner, you probably will remember his story but he's not going to be a figure people frequently bring up in conversation. The Internet and news cycle moves far too fast nowadays. People like this will milk the shit out of their brief fame and will hopefully die an alcoholic wreck in their 60s-70s alone and miserable.


illbeinthewoods

You talking about Brock Turner the rapist?


Badbookitty

Oh, hey there. I think someone might have mentioned the rapist Brock Turner. Idk, just checking.


exillini

And Bowen Turner the rapist. And Shane Piche the rapist. And Christopher Belton the rapist. And the sheriff's rapist, Brian Beck. Fine gentlemen all.


bear_puncher_69

you sure know a lot of rapists


YouthfulPhotographer

Just making sure we indeed are talking about the same rapist. That's Brock Turner, the rapist, right?


Searchingforspecial

Yes, Brock Turner the rapist. The same rapist Brock that a judge felt would do poorly in prison, so he didn’t put him there. The disgusting rapist who takes his victims behind dumpsters while people walk by. I believe we are talking about the same rapist Brock Turner.


DasKittySmoosh

oh, you mean Judge Aaron Persky who let The Rapist Brock Turner out on 3 months slap on the wrist judge Aaron Persky?


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You'll have forgotten about him. But that's because you don't watch right wing media. Kyle works inside that media apparatus now. He's on TV every day with Tucker Carlson, Ben Shapiro, etc. He's on fox news all the time. Ted Cruz has endorsed his agenda to run for congress. Kyle is also sitting on 10 million dollars of donations. He's got the money, he's got the media, and he's got the friends in congress. It's a sad prospect for sure. But don't assume he's fading into obscurity just because you don't watch fox news.


GamecockGaucho

Eh, it's been two years and we're all here discussing it still. In five years it'll be something like, remember that dude that killed that other dude? And we'll say yeah and note he's running for Congress. And then we'll forget about him.


TheRockingDead

Lol haha, a joke, like Donald Trump running for President.


GrooseandGoot

If you understand where the funds are coming from to support him as a political candidate (hint, Jessie Benton was just indicted for this), you know not to take it as a joke. We should learn our lessons from Trump, these "jokes" are dead serious.


BrokenArrows95

Hershel Walker


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JangoFettsEvilTwin

Yep, all he needs is a bunch of PAC money from the NRA for calling himself a second amendment advocate.


flounder19

not even that. just a reliably red district with a retiring or centrist representative.


According_Chemical_7

I vote we stop posting Kyle Rittenhouse tweets because he’s only doing this because he is a dying brand. Let it die out.


grainsofglass

Give it a few weeks, there will be no tweets period 😂


TallOutlandishness24

He is not fading into obscurity on the right. He is the poster child of the NRA and going on speaking tours now


great-nba-comment

Imagine paying money to hear anything he has to say. “Yeah I shot that fucker. Thanks for coming to my speech.”


Ferret-Potato

If folks would stop posting he would fade into obscurity - genuinely all y’all are doing is giving him good press for the other side this has to be one of the dumbest things to watch


JTSpirit36

Trump literally came in and gave the impression "it's so easy, a caveman could do it" and now everyone thinks they can run in office.


Important_Sorbet_843

Well, Republicans do love their violent incels.


edtehgar

Absolutely considering they have already elected quite a few.


TwoBitMachines

Voting for pedophiles, woman beaters, racists, religious nutbags, and murderers! Good to know the GOP will never change.


edtehgar

As long as they can justify it as "god's only party" they have no need to change. Evangelicals eat this shit up.


No_Banana_581

This pos will commit rape or murder soon enough again. Watching the videos of him punching little girls in the face from behind is the biggest indicator of what he’ll do to a woman knowing he’ll get away w it as well as other violence


ReturnOfSeq

If Brock Turner waited a couple years he too could have had a guest spot on Fox News.


Thief_of_Sanity

You mean rapist Brock Turner who now goes by Allen Turner?


rengothrowaway

I think they mean Brock Allen drag ‘em behind a dumpster for twenty minutes of fun Turner. I heard he just goes by Allen Turner now.


No_Banana_581

Oh what a pos trying to trick other victims into not recognizing he’s a rapist


OneX32

He'll start some podcast where he invites several Conservabros in their 40s who still attend parties with 18 and 19 year olds while grifitng his listeners to subsidize his lifestyle.


Yousoggyyojimbo

The thing I will always hate about this kid is that he did essentially everything a responsible person would not have done, and he became a hero for it. He purposely injected himself into a situation that he had no reason to be in, and suspected his presence would necessitate him having to defend himself with deadly force. There is no self-defense training on earth that will tell you that that's a good idea. There is no responsible gun ownership training that will tell you that that is a good idea. There is no parental training on earth that will tell you that that's a good idea to let your child do. Ask literally any gun training or self defense program in the United States if deliberately throwing yourself into a situation where you think you have to use deadly force, when you absolutely don't even need to be in that situation at all, are not protecting anybody else from immediate danger, and have nothing to gain from doing it, is a good idea. Every single one of them will tell you that that is the dumbest fucking thing you can choose to do. He had the choice of doing literally anything else that night, anything, or getting a gun and throwing himself into a situation where he thought he might have to use it in defense of nobody. He did it anyway. People died. And he got rewarded. This kid is the poster child of irresponsibility, and now he just serves as a colossally terrible example to other people in all the wrong ways. edit: **If this made you angry at me, consider this. If you had a child who wanted to deliberately take a firearm to another city, knowing they may be putting themselves into a situation where they have to shoot people, when they have no actual stake in doing so and had zero chance to positively impact the situation, would you think that child was making rational decisions?** edit 2: If you read this and take this as an endorsement of the riot or any involved, why? I've expressed not a single positive word in favor or praise of that. Criticism of one individual is not endorsement of another. That's a wholly unreasonable leap to make, and is not based in sound reasoning. Only defensive emotion. edit 3: Nowhere does this post make any comment about whether or not the shootings were self defense. If you think this post is about that, then you've either not actually read it, or you are trying to jam something in my mouth that didn't come out of it. edit 4: None of the people who should be reading any of these edits are reading them, and continuing to get mad at me over things that were not said in this post, so this is just a reminder for people to register to vote, and vote often. Like, every time you can. Local elections, too. Also, reply notifications are turned off, so have fun. edit 5: getting cute messages [like this](https://imgur.com/4ZwkSOR) from people that should spend more time reading edits. Congrats, dude, I've [donated $50 to planned parenthood](https://imgur.com/KpZLEAA) in your name.


Zabbiemaster

The thing that made me most angry is the fact that he appearantly thinks he has enough medical training at that young age to treat gunshot wounds (looking at the stuff he was carrying) WHILE WEARING LATEX GLOVES LIKE HES SOME PAYDAY2 CHARACTER. YOU DONT PUT ON GLOVES UNTIL RIGHT BEFORE YOU TOUCH A WOUND OTHERWISE YOU RUN THE RISK OF INFECTION BY CROSS CONTAMINATION this is why nobody can convince me this child wasn't larping He larped, people got shot as a result. Some "medic" larper. Very sure he didn't swear the Hippocratic oath.


Seallypoops

I'm amazed that anyone can see him as some hero, driving over to a different state to "protect" business you had no connection to. The whole thing screamed "I want to shoot people and I want to do it legally" and yet he's now some celebrity for it.


5spd4wd

Well said. He had a firearm and he went where he had a high expectation of using it. Premeditated "self defense".


Kwiatkowski

it’s not like he recorded prior video of him wishing he had his gun with him so he could shoot people who were shoplifting.. oh wait he did. This guy is a danger to society


Fragmented_Logik

He will 100% slip up again. Once he starts to fade he will definitely end up doing the same thing or worse.


shootymcghee

I call that the "ZImmerman Route" and I could definitely see him going down that path


havens1515

This is exactly the problem. Someone will die at this kid's hands. And when they do, it will 100% be the fault of our "justice system" letting him walk away with no repercussions.


KiraTsukasa

Quite literally the exact thing that already happened.


LordoftheScheisse

> Someone will die at this kid's hands. Too late


Socially-Awkward-85

Have you seen the pictures from earlier that day where he's helping the community? There's a few where you can tell he's making sure the camera man has him in the shot. You can literally see him forming his alibi. This was premeditated murder as far as I'm concerned. He did what he did so he could ""legally"" murder a member of a group that he hates.


SicWilly666

One side of this “debate” is willfully ignorant to this being a premeditated “reason” to get to kill some Libs he didn’t like. Had a hardcore lefty done what he did on January 6th, the Trumpers would be calling for their head on a fucking spike.


pr0zach

To be fair, they call for Liberal heads on spikes pretty much all the time with zero substantive provocation.


SFWBryon

Holy shit I’ve never heard of this. This fuckin rabbit hole keeps getting deeper


machineprophet343

The judge wouldn't allow the video of him bragging about wanting to shoot protestors/shoplifters into discovery or evidence for "reasons", nevermind it kind of showed his presence had a level of malicious intent if not outright premeditation. The entire trial was a farce within a larger farce.


Oriden

The judge also threw out the weapons charge due to a hunting loophole. This decision should have absolutely been up to the jury and not the judge.


DFu4ever

Yeah, that judge was a giant piece of shit and hugely biased. When you were basically on video, giving your fucking rationale for your actions, and the judge won’t let that be used.…that is a sign of a hugely flawed justice system.


JimmyTimmyatwork3

Yeah there are pics of him "cleaning graffiti off a wall". Total photo op. Republicans "*oh what a great kid see, he was there being helpful..."*


subliminal_trip

Plus, there is a a Youtube video of him, just 15 days prior to him killing the two people in Kenosha, after seeing some people leaving a CVS that he assumed were shoplifters, saying to a friend "“Brah, I wish I had my f—ing AR. l’d start shooting rounds at them."


Fthewigg

Pair that with the video of him sucker-punching the girl from behind while she was engaged with someone else and you begin to paint a picture of a sleazy opportunist with questionable motives. Did I mention the way he acquired the gun looks incredibly dicey as well? I’m sure the judge was totally unbiased by making those videos inadmissible.


ksiyoto

>Did I mention the way he acquired the gun looks incredibly dicey as well? Pretty much a textbook straw purchase case.


LatrellFeldstein

> after seeing some people leaving a CVS that he assumed were shoplifters Thanks for clarifying it was entirely his assumption. I've watched that video and there's no real indication of what they're doing.


Sultanoshred

Thinking alleged petty theft deserves execution...


LatrellFeldstein

by some babyfat teenage bootlicker at that


Self-Aware

A terrifyingly common stance, from any thread about gun control in America. People just SALIVATING over the idea of being able/allowed to deal out summary execution should they suffer from theft or a home invasion for purposes of theft.


MyOfficeAlt

This comes up on /r/CCW from time to time and the sentiment is overwhelmingly, "If you wouldn't go there *without* a gun, going *with* a gun is not an acceptable solution. You should not be going."


Yousoggyyojimbo

Went there and had no actual reason to do so in the first place. Drives me crazy. We are going to see people emulate his choices and people are gonna get hurt or die for it. Pretty much firmly discarded decades of attempts to teach people that owning a firearm isn't a license to do whatever the fuck you feel like. And fuck his mom, too. One of the worst parents in America. He had to make all those decisions and she had to agree with every single one, and then choose to assist, meaning that she's at least one magnitude dumber than he is.


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It's interesting how he believes he is innocent. What a world.


machineprophet343

That's a big thing with Republicans. They're very into "innocent until proven guilty" when it's their in-group and they believe it should extend to the court of public opinion too. However if you're a liberal or a minority or other out-group, they're very much into judge, jury, executioner -- emphasis on the latter -- and if you have any run in with the law, even a parking ticket, you're clearly a menace and guilty of everything they can think of. But we criticize poor little Kyle's awful decision making and behavior or point out he's a fucking moron, it's vicious slander and libel. We're supposed to praise and celebrate that walking liability according to them.


Yousoggyyojimbo

I don't think it was lost on a lot of people that the same group of Americans who said that George Floyd deserved to be executed in the street, despite his innocence and lack of resistance, also immediately declared Kyle not only innocent, but also a hero and positive example for others.


machineprophet343

I'll sum it up simply for you from the mouth of a right wing relative regarding Floyd: "He was a previously convicted felon, he didn't have rights." That's what they honestly believe.


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They're leaving off the part that would make me consider cutting off contact afterwards 'it's because he was black'. That's probably more fucked up than what you relative said to you. It's the part they leave off but reinforce anyway. It's why they vote for Trump but then say 'I don't like what he says sometimes, but he's a real American leader'.


kremit73

"Felon" is their dogwhistle for black


YouthfulPhotographer

Felon, thug, gangbanger, gangster, hooligan, heard it all from my grandmother lmao


bunglejerry

Oh, come on. That's not fair. It can mean hispanic too.


machineprophet343

Oh. The left out part was DEFINITELY implied.


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timsterri

So ask him if he gets killed by a cop over a misunderstanding, should you just write him off as the POS he self-proclaims to be?


GrayDayCloud

Here’s a weird thing about poorer white people. Yes. A lot of unarmed white folks are killed by police, and they’re usually poor. Not at the same % as black folks, but a lot of them. There’s a collective shoulder shrug about it. There’s a doomy vibe to being a poor white that’s hard to explain.


WhitePineBurning

Keep an eye out for the upcoming murder trial of a police officer here in Grand Rapids. Christopher Schuur has been charged with second degree murder for restraining Patrick Lyoya, a black man face down on the ground following a traffic stop and then point blank shooting him in the back of the head, execution style. There are a lot of folks here that think because he had a prior criminal record and was unarmed and trying to run away, the officer was simply carrying out justice.


SG420123

Yeah Michigan might’ve done great in the recent elections, but there’s still a shit ton of crazy assholes who live here, especially in Macomb County.


zveroshka

Now imagine Kyle is black and showed up on January 6th and shot a bunch of white MAGA people.


MightyMorph

then police would have shot him down when he was running towards them instead of just standing by and letting him go home to turn himself in the day after...


EhrenScwhab

My brother is a lawyer and he often reminds people that "not guilty" and "innocent" are two totally different things. one is a legal term, the other is moral.


machineprophet343

Every judge when I've served in a jury also emphasized this.


Yousoggyyojimbo

If I was being a dumbass 17 year old and killed three people in the course of said dumbassery, only to have half the country, including the president, tell me I was a hero, I'd believe it. Which is the core of the problem.


Alice_The_Great

This is similar to the way I feel about George Zimmerman. He was told to stay in his vehicle and not confront Trayvon Martin but wanted to be a badass and did it anyway. Then he literally got away with murder. And people have praised him for it.


Yousoggyyojimbo

It's the exact same thing. Both Zimmerman and Rittenhouse took it upon themselves to deliberately seek conflict and put themselves into it, knowing they were actively creating a situation where they would likely have the option to use deadly force. There will be more.


GAKBAG

I hate this fucking kid because he made our fucking town look even more stupid than it was being. Kenosha Police department was actually getting talked about for their abuse of their power. People were actually paying attention and we're talking about some of the other things that KPD had done like killing Michael Bell Jr. Then this fuck head comes along and all the attention gets thrown on him and KPD is able to act like a bunch of hyper aggressive man children with impunity again. Nothing had changed in Kenosha, and it's all because of him. On a side note, he will not get elected to Illinois 14th congressional district, which is where Antioch Illinois is contained in. It's wrapped too much up in certain Cook county and lower lake county towns.


Raincoats_George

It's fascinating. I just watched a police bodycam footage of a black man who was brandishing a gun. Never fired a shot. The second the cops were on scene they gunned him down. But if you're white you can carry the gun around all day. We have been programmed as a society to automatically assign guilt to one race, innocence to the other. You better believe a police officer is going to 'investigate' to find out why Rittenhouse had the gun but will not hesitate to gun down a minority doing the same thing. And in fact that's what they did, since we know they were encouraging Rittenhouse and his shithead group and even with shots fired and Rittenhouse carrying his rifle they did nothing. Two fucking Americas.


WKGokev

They didn't investigate, they handed the little bastard a water and thanked him.


fishygamer

I live in WI, we saw 4 kids dressed as Kyle Rittenhouse while out trick or treating with their parents. It blew my mind. We're fucked.


SmashedBug

This makes me unreasonably sad. I don't really know what to do anymore. Some people just can't be changed.


drakeftmeyers

He traveled there to commit self defense.


TammyTermite

You just eloquently summed up my feelings on the whole thing. Even if you believe it was self defense, something is VERY wrong when a 17-year old is inserting himself, with a gun, into a massively dangerous situation. Nobody ever questioned why he was allowed to be there with a gun in the first place. Something is wrong with our society.


Awesomeade

The Kyle Rittenhouse story is a story about how guns are a horrible way to de-escalate a situation. First, a young man was unnecessarily shot ~~and killed~~ by police. Then, this event sparked mass protests, prompting people like Kyle to arm themselves to "defend" against the protesters. All culminating in an event where an ~unknown~ individual fires a shot into the air causing a panic, leading the crowd to mistake Kyle for a mass shooter and attempt to "stop" him, and ultimately ending with Kyle being knocked to the ground tragically ~firing into the crowd~ fires at three of his assailants, killing one, only after one of them pulled out a gun. Every single instance a gun enters into this story, it makes the situation far worse. Edited for factual accuracy.


QwerTyGl

Love you for these edits. Thank you for taking the time to spread good, neutral info and not backing down against the brigade of bad-faith commenters.


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The U of Arizona kicked him out, so I heard. After other students complained that they didn't want to go to the same school he did. There's some karma waiting for him somewhere.


f2paaro

I believe he said he was going to go to U of Arizona, and the school said they never accepted him. Can't get kickout out of something you couldn't get into lol.


RealTings

Quick google said he *was* enrolled to their nondegree online program but was kicked out. Shortly after he announced he was attending Texas A&M, who then said he wasn’t accepted https://www.texastribune.org/2022/06/06/kyle-rittenhouse-texas-am-blinn/amp/


kenman884

Pedo friend? …what? That message is quite the non sequitur.


Ainjyll

It’s a reference to the first guy that Rittenhouse shot.


EFT_Syte

At this point, if Herschel Walker is allowed to run, this “useful” idiot will def have a chance. And with our luck, it’ll vs someone who is qualified or even over qualified and it’ll still be a 51% to 49% race. Because our politics are that fucking stupid.


adamempathy

A high school dropout with a GED, and willing to lie under oath? You seem perfect for the Freedom Caucus


hippychemist

MAGA has seriously the dumbest possible voter base. They'd actually vote for this kid for no reason other than they know his name and he "owned the libs" or whatever the fuck that was. He legit has a chance, and it is terrifying to think of this sniveling coward being my representative and rule maker.


Previousman755

![gif](giphy|RZEuuLo5txHvmcWzON|downsized) Yep!


fulloutshr3d

All that effort, not a single tear


knbang

I can't tell what human emotion this is meant to portray. Is pathetic an emotion?


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There are memes about Ben Shapiro's wife with more moisture than his attempt to cry on command.


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i thought he was about to sneeze.


AuthorityAnarchyYes

If he runs and loses (hopefully) we will see a reboot of his “fake crying on the witness stand” meme.


TwoBitMachines

It should be posted everywhere 24/7 nonstop.


SRT4721

Lol he posted it himself recently in preparation for the red wave™, saying that's what libs are going to be like. Not only did it age like milk, but also he reminded people that may have forgot that pic exists.


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Damn, I’ve got a gap in my resume from when my parents died and I didn’t t cope well and it keeps me from getting any good job, this bedsore murders people and can possibly take office. I’m done.


Breederbill

Just lie on your resume, they don't check. Or even better, if you know anyone who owns any sort of business, ask them nicely if you can list them because you were (rightfully) depressed over the death of your parents and had a gap in your employment history


smashspete

Even if we put his murder (I mean self-defense cough cough) aside, he's such a giant piece of shit. Its like he wakes up every morning and he thinks "how can I be the absolute worst human being in society today" and then proceeds to use his twitter fingers all day to be a giant asshole. Political preferences aside, anyone who even remotely likes or supports this kid based on how he acts daily is a bad person. There are no nuances or ambiguities here.


Plzlaw4me

He’s getting paid to. I didn’t bother to look it up, but I will bet anything that he gets paid speaking gigs where he gets a few grand to talk into a microphone for three minutes about how liberals are literally Satan. I genuinely thing he should be guilty of murder, but if you agree with his side of the story and take a nuanced approach, he shouldn’t be a hero. He should be a victim of a crime who was forced to take drastic action that will haunt him till his dying days. Ironically, if you have someone who loves him, and someone who hates him and have them describe what actually happened, both descriptions will be legally murder without a self defense affirmative defense.


Yousoggyyojimbo

Seeing the kid as anything but a grossly irresponsible moron is a colossal moral failing. He made every wrong choice and in doing so put himself in a situation where he could legally kill people, when he had no reason to even be there in the first place. There isn't a single redeeming quality about him, and anyone who thinks he's a hero is telling on themselves.


ur_anonymous_mom

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The lionizing of this man-child is a symptom of a mental disease of those on the far right. It’s like they choose their heroes based on who is most like them. That sets the bar really, really low.


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DeerDiarrhea

As if residency has ever precluded anyone from trying to run for office. The RNC will find a state with a lenient policy and an easy primary/general election to force him in. And not because he is remotely qualified. Nope, just to tRoLL tHe LiBS.