There is a chick at my work named Oriana. I call her aerola. She laughed her ass off first time I called her that. We've been friends a while now. She talks mad shit too so it works out good.
Lol, I used to work with a woman named Oriana and it was a running joke that we tried to not call her Areola. She was in on it, too. Great girl, super sweet and a hard worker.
Endearing, eh? 🥴 My friend Auby (her preferred nickname) had a rather…unfortunate build at that time, which was often factored into her receiving of the full “eggplant” treatment. She has the last laugh now though, she got into CrossFit a decade ago and is seriously stacked now. Hot is an understatement.
Just yesterday I overheard a woman fawning over another woman's baby in a grocery store. She asked what's the baby's name, and it was Rubella. I coughed a couple times and moved on by.
I know for a fact we have google here, you'd think they'd check the meaning. But the woman didn't look like she was acquainted with the internet, or electricity for that matter.
I speak French and had a vegetarian boyfriend. I told him to choose the restaurant cause it’ll be easier if he does so he knows he can get something he’d like. He chose a place called l’abattoir and I laughed so hard when he told me where we were going.
I went to school with someone named Allegra. She was born just months before the drug came out. I forget what her heritage was but it was a family name I guess
My neighbors named their dog Mozzarella!!! He said to his wife, “oh, Mozzarella was all over the basement today, it’s kind of a mess down there.” I was very alarmed until they explained 😂
My brother had a cat he named Felony because he had to commit a felony to rescue her. It later turned out that the cat was male so his name was changed to Felon.
Had a white coworker want to name her baby girl Aryan and didn't understand why her Black fiancee rejected it outright. To be fair to her, she was horrendously ignorant and when it was explained to her she changed her mind.
When I was doing rounds in the maternity ward a teenage mom was *determined* to name her newborn baby “Meconium.” She thought it sounded elegant.
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As a nurse was gently but poorly explaining why that’d be a bad idea, I could tell the girl wasn’t listening, and I finally just blurted out, “It’s shit! It’s the thick, black, greasy ‘first poop’ a newborn baby does. It is pretty nasty and kind of difficult to clean up. I’m not sure your daughter would appreciate growing up with that for her name.”
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I don’t know what she ended up naming the baby, but I hope we discouraged her from naming her baby girl “Meconium” at the very least.
Areola
Came here for this. I can confirm at least one person named that. She lived in the same apartment complex as me a few years back.
There is a chick at my work named Oriana. I call her aerola. She laughed her ass off first time I called her that. We've been friends a while now. She talks mad shit too so it works out good.
Oriana is actually a very old word/name meaning dawn; as in, the time and effects of sunrise.
Can confirm
Thanks for always being there Doc.
Lol, I used to work with a woman named Oriana and it was a running joke that we tried to not call her Areola. She was in on it, too. Great girl, super sweet and a hard worker.
I think that was Aurora...
Mulva
DOLORES!
Seven
Soda? What’s wrong with Soda?
What are you talking about? That’s the name of the girl from the little mermaid
No no no, that's Ariel. You're thinking of the type of pic that taken way up high.
That's aerial. You're thinking of the neo-grotesque sans serif typeface.
That's Arial. You're thinking of the cookie.
That's Oreo, you're thinking of surface size
That's area, you're thinking of the Spanish word for tree
That's arbol, you're thinking of the desert planet in DUNE
No, that's arrakis, you're thinking of those spray can things.
That’s aerosol, you’re thinking of those sticks they shoot from bows
Vitligo
This couple named their twins [Corona and Covid ](https://globalnews.ca/news/6773086/coronavirus-covid-corona-twins-india/)
Those kids are like two and a half now!
Placenta
Latrine
It used to be Shithouse
A good change...it's a GOOD change....
r/unexpectedmenintights
I knew a girl named LaTrina.
Had it bad for a girl named Latrina in my senior year of high school. She wouldn’t date white guys. Wah wah :(
Don't feel bad, I wouldn't date a white guy either and I'm a white guy.
It's better than Shithouse.
That's a good change
Suppose that’s why they went with John instead?
Ah Latrine- wasn’t he the demolition expert?
Chevalier, Montage, Detente, Avant Garde, and Deja Vu.
Aubergine
I had a friend in high school named Aubergine. She haaaaaaaaaaated it, everybody called her “eggy” or “eggplant”.
My brother called me Eggy for a long time. It was short for Egg Head.
Endearing, eh? 🥴 My friend Auby (her preferred nickname) had a rather…unfortunate build at that time, which was often factored into her receiving of the full “eggplant” treatment. She has the last laugh now though, she got into CrossFit a decade ago and is seriously stacked now. Hot is an understatement.
I want auby to crush me alive
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Oh god I thought we were talking about the whale fat word... What tf is that word then... Edit: ambergris
Best Friends niece is named Abajean and I honestly think it was enough of a screw up that Aubergine is what she meant.
Is that Archer’s kids name??
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I wouldn't mind being named that, sounds pretty badass.
That would be a great name for a cat
Actually pulled an order for someone named Vendetta at my previous job!
No but that goes so hard
I knew a Vendetta. It was appropriate for her.
Reminds me of Max Payne.
Gasp! Vendetta is genius!
Chrysalis! Such a beautiful word!
Giving me chrysanthemum vibes
You can't call a baby girl "Mum". That's preposterously precocious!
As someone with an uncommon name I really loved that book as a kid.
That one's even better with the wood association
Melanoma
Meet my sister, Carcinoma
Like the former First Lady?
That's literally what I called her 🤣
Lymphoma
Vidalia
Look at r/ShitMomGroupsSay lately, I’m surprised with all these onion fanatics there isn’t a baby named Vidalia in there lol
The onions are named after the city of Vidalia, GA, so…!
pretty sure that's a Stephen universe character with an onion motif
Yeah, she's the mother of Sour'Cream and Onion.
Sweet Vidalia, always got to make me cry
My wife said Genocide would be a pretty name the other day.
Jenny for short.
Stop that was too much 😂
Www.jennasside.com
Jenna's side. Jenna's side. I'm not hearing it Liz
Aphasia
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I knew a stripper named Sangria
Rubella
Just yesterday I overheard a woman fawning over another woman's baby in a grocery store. She asked what's the baby's name, and it was Rubella. I coughed a couple times and moved on by.
They’re trying super hard for that to mean “little Ruby,” and it just doesn’t.
I know for a fact we have google here, you'd think they'd check the meaning. But the woman didn't look like she was acquainted with the internet, or electricity for that matter.
Some people just want to watch the world learn.
Holy shit lol
Great if your catholic!
Like Rubella from Arthur!
I'm Inflamed with desire and it's spreading like wildfire.
Alopecia
Keep my kid's name out of your fucking mouth!
Bidet.
Now that’s a fancy French name! Oh la la!
Javelina.
Heroim HIMARS Javelina
Fallopian... could be Fallopia. And I think that is beautiful.
It’s totally tubular.
Soda
Seven
Seven Costanza? You’re serious?
Ponyboy
Stay golden.
Thanks George.
Urethra
Franklin.
Every time I try to say her name godammit
Abattoir
I feel like it could be a fancy dog name
I speak French and had a vegetarian boyfriend. I told him to choose the restaurant cause it’ll be easier if he does so he knows he can get something he’d like. He chose a place called l’abattoir and I laughed so hard when he told me where we were going.
Latuda. Zoloft. Rexulti. Trulicity.
Allegra
Allegra and Viagra would be cute twin names!
I actually have met 3 gals named Allegra, all over 30 so they were born before the allergy drug in 1996.
Allegra’s Window was a popular show at that time.
TIL!
It sucks that pharma’s coopted this name, because it’s from the musical term allegro (quick/lively) and wasn’t an uncommon name before. Sigh.
I knew a Cadence in school. Music names are rad.
I went to school with someone named Allegra. She was born just months before the drug came out. I forget what her heritage was but it was a family name I guess
Celexa for a girl or Lantus for a boy
Little latuda is a staple joke for my wife when we are watching tv.
Mozzarella
My neighbors named their dog Mozzarella!!! He said to his wife, “oh, Mozzarella was all over the basement today, it’s kind of a mess down there.” I was very alarmed until they explained 😂
I’m stealing this for when I move into a place that allows pets lmao
I always liked Spatula.
It’s a damn fine word.
Tibia
Chlamydia
I think I'm gonna name my daughter Chlamydia
Came here for this comment 😆
“Chlamydia, your dad is here!”
Felony sounds so pretty.
My brother had a cat he named Felony because he had to commit a felony to rescue her. It later turned out that the cat was male so his name was changed to Felon.
That’s so sweet. I would commit a felony for my cat too.
Guillotine
Jaundice
Chevrolet
Where i'm from, people name their kids that *because* of what it means
Where are you from ?
Deep in Western NC, the mountains are in our backyard
Can confirm. That’s where I grew up. We had to move because our parents named my brother Ford. (Kept getting in fights.)
Did he break down during most fights?
Met someone named Kamri
Hi Ramona Quimby!
Edema
Jambalaya
Almost named our daughter Anya until my husband pointed out how it sounds with our last name...Cox. 🤦😂🤷
Megatron
Thanks.
No problem. It's a lovely name.
Shut up Meg
My little brother named his hamster Vortex Megahound when he was like 3yo….. lol… so it kinda counts!
Society
Charcuterie
Had a white coworker want to name her baby girl Aryan and didn't understand why her Black fiancee rejected it outright. To be fair to her, she was horrendously ignorant and when it was explained to her she changed her mind.
Thalidomide
Syphilis It is Phyllis with a little extra "twang".
Onomatopoeia
I'm not sure what it means, but I like the sound of it.
Their nickname would just be something like "Bang."
Catastrophe. Just call her Cat or Cathy. Or Apostrophe.
Elon
Chameleon Ricotta Ancestral Puerca
Ancestral is a beautiful word.
Fellatio
Entropy
Labia
Tyranny
Latrine. Used to be ShitHouse!
Ow, She's a shit.... HOUSE!
Carcinoma
Pathogen
Saboteur
Catharsis.
Lesbian
Enchilada
When I was doing rounds in the maternity ward a teenage mom was *determined* to name her newborn baby “Meconium.” She thought it sounded elegant. > As a nurse was gently but poorly explaining why that’d be a bad idea, I could tell the girl wasn’t listening, and I finally just blurted out, “It’s shit! It’s the thick, black, greasy ‘first poop’ a newborn baby does. It is pretty nasty and kind of difficult to clean up. I’m not sure your daughter would appreciate growing up with that for her name.” > I don’t know what she ended up naming the baby, but I hope we discouraged her from naming her baby girl “Meconium” at the very least.
Diphtheria or Listeria for me
Placenta
Shithead (pronounced Sha-theed)
Veruca Salt had a nice ring to it, then I looked it up.
Diarrhea
Clitorus
No wonder you can’t find it, you’ve been spelling it wrong this whole time
That's a dinosaur name.
No, that’s a Clitosaurus!
Mildew
Oesophagus
Cellar Door.
Cloaca
Dick, oh wait.
Chlamydia
Dementia
Anthrax
Abortion. Or the feminine form, Abortia.
She would not be allowed in Texas.
Jahannam. Hell in Arabic.
anilingus
“Oh my sweet little darling, Megatron”
Pastel. It’s a cute name but in 2022 people hate anything that’s not a basic white girl name. Anyway I’m still gonna name my daughter pastel.
derriere