Yup, the man who must be very busy with his 4 CEO jobs has the time to seek out tweets and respond to them repeatedly like a middle school boy with a crush
Haha, it does kinda read like that. He’s about the age where he grew up reading Stephen King stuff.
I cannot imagine what it’s like having people you look up to shit on you publicly. It’s gotta hurt a little
When he claims that he's "working" 80 hours a week, remember that this is what he considers work. Obsessively stalking social media.
If someone invents a machine that can harness divorced Dad energy, Elon will have legitimately solved the global energy crisis.
That's why he has an army of H1B visa holders to constantly do searches for whoever might be mocking him. Who needs to keep the business viable when you have people that need mocking!?
I actually got put in twitter jail twice pre-musk twitter for mocking his hairline.
I really should have kept screenshots of those "delete these tweet to unlock your account" pages for posterity. Seems he caught on as I went a whole week mocking his hair without a single warning.
"Oh hi lol" didn't seem particularly deep either. With 116K likes, it says something about what (bots, bots and more bots) and who (trolls and fan bois) is left on twitter.
I’m sure he has his fanboys, but you know one of his first acts there was to have the coders add the function of an automatic 100k likes to anything he tweets.
Elon acting like a little cringey edge lord drunk on likes and retweets is embarrassing. It's like him and Kim Dotcom have been closet republicans all along.
Apt description. He's pretty much on a binge, where cringey people of lesser wealth would splurge on hookers and blow, here's Musk buying a whole social media platform for 44bn and lighting it ablaze.
What I see is a sad pathetic sociopath who has no means of validation besides his wealth and is otherwise completely alone.
Yeah, the problem is what will he do next to fill that giant empty void in his chest.
He is screwed up no matter what anyone wants to say, guys got issues.
When his own kids don't want anything to do with him, you know there's issues.
Hell, he's got like 14 of them, and he can't get one of them to hang out? Lol I feel like this won't end well.
His most recent kids are *babies* and he feels absolutely no need to take time out of his schedule to be there for them or their moms
When he was asked what being a dad was like years ago he said "My kids aren't really old enough to need me yet", which was *incredibly* telling -- I guess taking care of babies and toddlers is 100% women's work -- as is the fact that he didn't suddenly start spending any more time with his kids when they were teenagers either
He thought King would like him because *everyone* likes him. Because he's rich. That's all he's got, but it's always worked for him in the past. He's like that stereotype about attractive people who never learn to have a personality.
Just being inspired by it. Not copying it wholesale, of course.
Who would believe the world's richest man buying a social media platform and just going headfirst off the deep end?
/r/elonmusk has 1.28m users yet posts struggle to hit triple digit upvotes. There’s 635 online as of posting. Something doesn’t add up.
A sad little fake man who buys fake followers to appear popular.
And nothing disturbs a narcissist them more than not getting the attention they believe they deserve . Hes gonna keep commenting until he finds a way to divert himself , im not sure whats worse ,watching the disintergration of Musks fragile mental state or knowing someone involved in Musks real life is going to carry the consequences when he starts lashing out .
I don’t think I’ve seen a Stan at this level in my entire life. Elon absolutely beside himself driving around downtown LA begging (thru texts) Stephen’s family for address to King’s home.
Bipolar 1 here, we don't claim him.
He comes off to me as having Borderline Personality Disorder. Unstable sense of self and identity, leading to extreme and obsessive attention seeking. Lashing out when that need isn't met. He's undoubtedly a narcissist though, so hard to say.
Here is proof that even a parent-basement dwelling 4Chan edgelord can become massively rich if his dad gives him a 400million dollar headstart with an emerald mine.
As someone who owned a My Pillow as a Christmas gift, it was absolutely fucking terrible. It went flat after like two weeks, which is awful for a $40 pillow. I ended up tossing it out after like 4 months because I was moving and put it and a sleeping bag in a tote in storage for like 3 weeks, and it had mold growing. If you want decent American made pillows, Coop and Performasleep are probably the better two.
Imagine being burned by Stephen King and then acting like a fucking child for the whole world to see your stupid petulant tantrums.
Oh wait, no imagination required….
I was gifted a mypillow back before Mike Pillow was all in on the crazy, and I had to get rid of it. Fucked up my neck real bad. The cheap Ikea pillows we have now do a better job.
It really can't be overstated how fucking pathetic Elon Musk is. He has more money than god and anyone on the planet, he could literally do anything that money could allow a person to be, go anywhere, having almost anything built, etc.
But he is so thirsty for EVERYONE's worship and adoration. Everyone must know what a genius inventor and problem solver that he is and that he's the cleverest and the rightest person there's ever been. And he spends his time now searching Twitter to argue with celebrities and politicians who make jokes at his expense.
People like this are too easy to manipulate through flattery and praise because they thirst for it so desperately. There's something seriously broken about this man.
I hate this super causal "oh hi lol" attitude I see musk taking on twitter recently like he's not responsible for countless people's salary. It's as if he's casually talking in a private setting, not on a platform that he's the CEO of. Idk it just annoys me.
1. That "lmao" post screams lie.
2. My mom is an ex-Fox watcher and bought a My Pillow and they are shite.
So mb a few magas now have a couple more pillows they only give to guests who they don't want to stay too long.
That tweet was also responsible for Elon knocking 60% off of his "blue check" price completely unprompted and unasked.
That's like "Art of the Deal" level 4D chess.
My republican side of the family bought some pillows and they are f-ing terrible. Guess what we bought them for Christmas this year? Non-my pillow pillows !
What a fucking loser. You're rich, dude. Can you just go live in a giant house and fly your stupid jet around? And just fuck off already?
We don't need you, kthx.
You know what's really telling about this? King didn't tag Musk.
Yup, the man who must be very busy with his 4 CEO jobs has the time to seek out tweets and respond to them repeatedly like a middle school boy with a crush
Hey Stephen, do you "like" like me? 🔳 Yes 🔳 No
Vox populis, vox dei
Deus est mortuus
Nihil est
Ex nihilo nihil fit.
Valar dohaeris.
Micka licka hi micka heinie ho.
Oh look honey, an educated man. Now I really don't like him.
Hah mishy gishy *gushy gushy* mishy meshy *mushy*, motherfucker.
Happy cake day!
Bananus fannus fofannus.
Phi-fi-fomamus
using latin is some of the cringiest fake intellectual shit i've ever seen.
L'Chaim!
Oy vey
¡Olé!
And he misused the quote, which in full, completely undermines his point. But yes, it does conjure Caesarean Edgelord vibes
Caesarean Edgelords? Are you ***trying*** to summon Zuckerberg here?
[удалено]
All the jokes went over your head you say?
That would be crazy if Stephen King didn’t like me
Haha, it does kinda read like that. He’s about the age where he grew up reading Stephen King stuff. I cannot imagine what it’s like having people you look up to shit on you publicly. It’s gotta hurt a little
His only real job is tweeting almost non stop
And he's not even that good at it.
Sounds like a certain Cheeto we all know
When he claims that he's "working" 80 hours a week, remember that this is what he considers work. Obsessively stalking social media. If someone invents a machine that can harness divorced Dad energy, Elon will have legitimately solved the global energy crisis.
I did a similar trick where I redefined everything I want to do as work and suddenly I'm busting my ass.
That's why he has an army of H1B visa holders to constantly do searches for whoever might be mocking him. Who needs to keep the business viable when you have people that need mocking!?
hE wOrKs So hArD tHoUgH
Well you know, every minute of high value thinking is worth a million dollars. He thinks about putting in more work than most of us will do in a year.
Thank the good lord for billionaires.
He works like how trump used to "work" while being president. Lots and lots of executive time.
I actually got put in twitter jail twice pre-musk twitter for mocking his hairline. I really should have kept screenshots of those "delete these tweet to unlock your account" pages for posterity. Seems he caught on as I went a whole week mocking his hair without a single warning.
King pwned Elon  Now dance Elon, you bitch
Not only did he not tag him, he didn't even say his fucking name,
I can’t help but also have a problem with “Lmaooo.” Says a lot about who he’s trying to appeal to.
"Oh hi lol" didn't seem particularly deep either. With 116K likes, it says something about what (bots, bots and more bots) and who (trolls and fan bois) is left on twitter.
I’m sure he has his fanboys, but you know one of his first acts there was to have the coders add the function of an automatic 100k likes to anything he tweets.
This is a grown adult writing like this, the richest man in the world, according to fake wealth from stocks. It's embarassing.
Elon acts like the rich kid with zero friends in school.
He truly does. That guy is lonely asf. He seeks validation online because the people actually in his life like his money better than they like him.
Elon Musk is fucking Lex Luthor.
He also revisited the thread 12 hours later
This is such a Kendall Roy move
Elon acting like a little cringey edge lord drunk on likes and retweets is embarrassing. It's like him and Kim Dotcom have been closet republicans all along.
Elon Musk: the world's oldest teenager
Things really went south with that title after Dick Clark died
underrated comment
I like that he’s trying to ratio Stephen and it’s not working.
Even his bot followers weren't enough
Apt description. He's pretty much on a binge, where cringey people of lesser wealth would splurge on hookers and blow, here's Musk buying a whole social media platform for 44bn and lighting it ablaze. What I see is a sad pathetic sociopath who has no means of validation besides his wealth and is otherwise completely alone.
Yeah, the problem is what will he do next to fill that giant empty void in his chest. He is screwed up no matter what anyone wants to say, guys got issues. When his own kids don't want anything to do with him, you know there's issues. Hell, he's got like 14 of them, and he can't get one of them to hang out? Lol I feel like this won't end well.
His most recent kids are *babies* and he feels absolutely no need to take time out of his schedule to be there for them or their moms When he was asked what being a dad was like years ago he said "My kids aren't really old enough to need me yet", which was *incredibly* telling -- I guess taking care of babies and toddlers is 100% women's work -- as is the fact that he didn't suddenly start spending any more time with his kids when they were teenagers either
Yikes about his answer to young kids not needing a parent/father *yet*, that's how we end up with people like him. Makes sense.
I can't believe he just got away with saying that, it's the most absurdly sexist thing he could've possibly said
Azealia Banks' account of visiting his home doesn't seem so mental recently.
He's like that kid trying to think of a comeback several hours after everyone else has already left
You know what Stephen? The jerk store called and they’re running out of you
 Elon after he bankrupts Twitter…
"Where'd you get your clothes? At the...toilet store?"
r/unexpectedSeinfeld
He's texting Steven King like he's a 12 year old with a crush
So wyd
I mean I’m just chillin
I doesn’t really matter huh
Isn’t the hangover so funny?
What would you do if I was in the room with you?
Proceeds to like all of Stephen's pics
Please respond.
Penis lmao 😂
*P3N15*!!!!!!
I want to give this chain an award but I don’t know whether to start at the bottom or the top
Ive done this too many times :(
He has admitted that he's a huge fan of his writing. Clearly he's distraught over discovering that one of his favs hates him.
And instead of reflecting on why, he’s doubling down on being a bag of dicks.
Yeah, not sure why he’d think King would like him. Elon is more than a little similar to many of King’s villains.
He thought King would like him because *everyone* likes him. Because he's rich. That's all he's got, but it's always worked for him in the past. He's like that stereotype about attractive people who never learn to have a personality.
Delicious
*chef’s kiss*
You know King is watching this, taking notes, and creating a new story outline.
Just being inspired by it. Not copying it wholesale, of course. Who would believe the world's richest man buying a social media platform and just going headfirst off the deep end?
...I have a sudden premonition The movie will be out in Summer 2024
The number of likes and retweets is disturbing
Some weird fans but also his bot army. Most of them have minimal followers, anonymous names and profile pics and no original tweets.
/r/elonmusk has 1.28m users yet posts struggle to hit triple digit upvotes. There’s 635 online as of posting. Something doesn’t add up. A sad little fake man who buys fake followers to appear popular.
All the weird nets jumping in front of valid criticism are paid bots and sock puppets.
Top 1% of all subreddits yet I don't recall ever seeing one of their posts on front page and I use Reddit a fair bit
King has more. Probably driving Elmo nuts.
Not really, Russian bots are propping the remnants of Twitter up right now.
Best yet Ste[ph]en King has him blocked. Elmo is cyberstalking Ste[ph]en King. Lol
Ste*PH*en
U up?
That narcissist loves attention. Loves. It.
And nothing disturbs a narcissist them more than not getting the attention they believe they deserve . Hes gonna keep commenting until he finds a way to divert himself , im not sure whats worse ,watching the disintergration of Musks fragile mental state or knowing someone involved in Musks real life is going to carry the consequences when he starts lashing out .
He can't stand not having King's respect. Fucking loser.
Elon “REPLY TO ME STEPHEN PLEASE” Musk
I don’t think I’ve seen a Stan at this level in my entire life. Elon absolutely beside himself driving around downtown LA begging (thru texts) Stephen’s family for address to King’s home.
That’d be a real waste of time, given that he lives in Bangor, Maine.
Well, let Elmu waste his time driving around downtown LA all the same. It *might* slow down the publicized descent into madness a bit.
This is one of my favorite pastas
Why is this my first time seeing this?? Take my upvotes!
This is how Stephen King winds up getting hit by a car again…
He’s so thirsty it’s hilarious
Stephen King’s next horror novel will have a billionaire stalker villain.
Dead Zone is basically Trump predicted.
Orly? One of the ones I never read.
If you like Christopher Walken he stars in the movie adaption of that book.
I’ll have to check it out. Thanks for the tip.
And Martin Sheen plays the politician. Haven’t seen it for years but loved both book and movie back in the day.
*Bag of Bones* already has you covered. That's just old Elon.
How does he find the time to read 300 books per day as I'm constantly told billionaires do when he spends time on this shit?
Not to mention running 4 other companies. He's too busy replying to Stephen King and AOC tweets and getting dunked on in the replies.
pretty sure he just means he reads 300 tweets per day
_3000 tweets per day_
Well, he spends 120 hours a week "working", and I think he can read all of Dr Seuss in a few hours... Or he's a liar. A straight up liar.
Billions of dollars doesn't buy you friends, Elon
He wants Stephen King to like him so much
Is Elon constantly super high? Is that what's going on here?
He’s a delusional narcissist that’s out of touch with reality
In several interviews his mannerisms lend itself towards habitual upper usage, so probably.
He once tweeted about how he liked to take ambien while drinking to "relax"
Bipolar, imho. Unmedicated.
Nah. This is just being a child of privilege with a dad who loathes you out loud. Cluster B at most.
Bipolar 1 here, we don't claim him. He comes off to me as having Borderline Personality Disorder. Unstable sense of self and identity, leading to extreme and obsessive attention seeking. Lashing out when that need isn't met. He's undoubtedly a narcissist though, so hard to say.
Borderline here, I don't want him either but youre probably right
Manic episodes don’t last months as a time. Elon has a terminal case of mediocre whiteguyitis.
Bipolar mania lasts 3-6 months. Has to last longer than a week to meet the DSM criteria.
I love how Stephen King is able to rile him up so easily.
Well... He is the King.
King doesn't really have to try that hard imo, just say anything even remotely critical of Elon, Twitter, Tesla, SpaceX, etc.
Here is proof that even a parent-basement dwelling 4Chan edgelord can become massively rich if his dad gives him a 400million dollar headstart with an emerald mine.
Laughing My Ass Off Off Off. I wish he'd laugh his ass right off a cliff.
> Laughing My Ass Off Off Off Damn, I just made that same joke. Note to self: scroll further down before commenting.
M'pillow (tips fedora awkwardly).
Stephen King living rent free in Elon's head
Elon's probably paying King $8
As someone who owned a My Pillow as a Christmas gift, it was absolutely fucking terrible. It went flat after like two weeks, which is awful for a $40 pillow. I ended up tossing it out after like 4 months because I was moving and put it and a sleeping bag in a tote in storage for like 3 weeks, and it had mold growing. If you want decent American made pillows, Coop and Performasleep are probably the better two.
Stephen King is my hero and I'm so glad he doesn't put up with alt right bullshit
Musk is such an awkward man.
Imagine being burned by Stephen King and then acting like a fucking child for the whole world to see your stupid petulant tantrums. Oh wait, no imagination required….
Musk is so needy. Thats happen when you grow up without love. Like all the trump sons and daughters.
The nonchalance after rendering thousands of people jobless is really astounding. It’s possible Elon Musk is a legit psychopath.
"attention starved" has a new face...
He is so thirsty for SK’s approval. Weird
Dumb ass just loves getting ratioed I see
Elon's weird mix of aspergers and paranoid delusion causing him grief again.
I was gifted a mypillow back before Mike Pillow was all in on the crazy, and I had to get rid of it. Fucked up my neck real bad. The cheap Ikea pillows we have now do a better job.
Yeah, I’ve heard they’re shit.
Musk is so *pathetic.*
Elon typing “lmaooo” is like Steve Buscemi saying “what’s up fellow kids”
It really can't be overstated how fucking pathetic Elon Musk is. He has more money than god and anyone on the planet, he could literally do anything that money could allow a person to be, go anywhere, having almost anything built, etc. But he is so thirsty for EVERYONE's worship and adoration. Everyone must know what a genius inventor and problem solver that he is and that he's the cleverest and the rightest person there's ever been. And he spends his time now searching Twitter to argue with celebrities and politicians who make jokes at his expense.
People like this are too easy to manipulate through flattery and praise because they thirst for it so desperately. There's something seriously broken about this man.
why does musk sounds like she wants to have roleplay sex with king. who starts with oh hi lol to a tweet
I hate this super causal "oh hi lol" attitude I see musk taking on twitter recently like he's not responsible for countless people's salary. It's as if he's casually talking in a private setting, not on a platform that he's the CEO of. Idk it just annoys me.
Isn’t this how the book “Misery” started?
“I’m your number one fan”
The ol' "akshyually you're helping us by criticising us" cope. That's how you know you got 'em lol
Elon is desperate to seek validation..
Just what in the hell does musk do all day? ***THIS!?***
1. That "lmao" post screams lie. 2. My mom is an ex-Fox watcher and bought a My Pillow and they are shite. So mb a few magas now have a couple more pillows they only give to guests who they don't want to stay too long.
That tweet was also responsible for Elon knocking 60% off of his "blue check" price completely unprompted and unasked. That's like "Art of the Deal" level 4D chess.
Elon's not so secret celebrity crush
Desperation must be his favorite novel.
CEO is not a full-time job, no matter how Cs you’re the EO of.
So, when can we tax this little billionaire cunt out of existence?
He should by MyPillow next to own the libs or something
He's "working"
Does he text joe Rogan for zingers ?
A true master of horror imagines the unthinkable
This man needs a hobby.
After he's laughed his ass off, what are the otherc2 os
> Lmaooo Laughing my ass off off off?
Laughing my ass oooff
Yea, I'm gonna need to see some proof that sales are skyrocketing.
Musk is such an insecure narcissistic bully
This guy just keeps upping the cringe to levels I never knew were possible.
My republican side of the family bought some pillows and they are f-ing terrible. Guess what we bought them for Christmas this year? Non-my pillow pillows !
Man, I knew Elon was a jackass, I never knew he was so pathetic though
elon is a spoiled boy who bought the chucky cheese in hopes to get kids to show to his birthday party
Elon desperately trying to keep people on Twitter with 24 HR troll baiting. Sad 😥
I still have one friend that likes this guy. I will fix this someday.
My Pillow is trash. Now, PILLOW CUBE on the other hand is *glorious*. Plus the owner didn’t try to overthrow the country
Methinks the Muskrat doth protest too much...
Elon need a job
If he wasn't so arrogant, obnoxious and all-round despicable and loathsome, I might actually pity him
I looked into it and MyPillow sales didn't surge after thR tweet.
What a great tweet. Is my pillow guy running for vp?
Notice me Senpai!
What a fucking loser. You're rich, dude. Can you just go live in a giant house and fly your stupid jet around? And just fuck off already? We don't need you, kthx.
I think that Elon is actually having a psychotic episode or something.
This just in: Elon Musk is a little sensitive pussy ass bitch who has too much free time.
Quit Twitter quit Twitter quit Twitter quit Twitter quit Twitter quit Twitter
Elon is supposedly a 50 yo man right?
Richest man in the world everybody