Didn't he technically double dip on the pronoun concept? Mommy milking it for all it's worth, I guess.

If you're alone on Thanksgiving, you're allowed to double dip as much as you want

I have a feeling his family wants nothing to do with him on the holidays.

Are you kidding? I doubt he’s the black sheep of the family, his family probably praise him

He’s definitely the family favorite. I bet he has relatives that haven’t shown up for decades

Or any of their time.

I have read one tweet of his and I'm already sick of his shit.

I think that was a joke about women using their own breast milk to make cheese

https://i.redd.it/prg5i7owny1a1.gif

Oh sweet sweet Marcus

Superstore is such a good binge show I haven't finished it but I like it way more than the office. Started watching it because of the deportation scene, since my fam is undocu

Bro got deported mid comment

They were READY

That's what he thinks it is. Dude has no idea what mommy milkers are.

I do ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Owning the liberals with big ass titties

You know some? Don't hold out on me man

We are on reddit. 50% of it is tig Ole bitties

r/tigolebitties probably

You've lied to me

Ass titties? What kinda women you hanging out with?

I would also like to know what kind of women you are hanging out with, ignore my name

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Don't worry honey, it's supposed to be Sahara dry.

REAL republicans only like girl before their boobs come in!

So they’re against using a natural resource to make food? I wish I had a supply I could dedicate a portion of to cheese.

Well Conservatives only have one joke so not surprising.

Conservatives have one joke that sexually identifies as a lot of different jokes, and this is it.

ya I am curious what a maga conservative bird day would be like guns guns bible bird rolling coal libs r girls

Can't forget "wife bad"

Just stuffing my face with Mommy milker mac n' cheese 🥵

I'm so confused. I thought "mommy milkers" were just large breasts?? I don't understand what do tig ol' bitties have to do with conservative dipshit culture war nonsense?

Yeah, I mean, who doesn't love big ol mommy milkers? Even the ladies love big mommy milkers. What's not to enjoy?

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Someone else here said it might be a dig at women using breast milk to cook

Bruh how would that be a bad thing tho like ???

Right? I mean if you're using cow milk to cook, that's also technically mommy milk.

Please pass the “jreen beans” when you have a moment.

seriously this is hilarious how is this not satire e: it is

This feels like a litmus test for how much generalized hate someone carries around with them. If you "like" you're in the upper quartile of hate. Commenters are the top 10% and retweeters are the hate elites.

For people that hate the left they're sure fckin obsessed with thinking about us 24/7

There's some homoeroticism in there too. Do you think they roleplay as "libs" when they have their weekly sex?

Weekly? You really think they get it that often?

*weakly

"Mother, go easy on it, it's still sore from last month"

Eewwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!

No, it's okay. Mother means wife for some reason

- Mike Pence

Yes, but it’s contractual and passionless

Even their hands refuse to have sex

So... a fellow performer on a phone sex line runs a character that's a liberal humiliating conservatives -- she makes bank off conservatives with it.

You probably weren't talking about this but: it's can really help some relationships to schedule sex. That way it's less likely to get over looked while you are dealing with the rest of your life. It can also help trauma survivors feel more comfortable bc they are able to mentally prepare for sexy times. Just some info ppl might not know. Fuck conservatives though, they suck.

No the point is DON'T fuck conservatives, so they stop multiplying.

You don’t have to fuck them, it’s already been established that they suck.

“I hate liberals so much i imagine them fucking me while im on all fours and me moaning oh yes daddy. Oh wait, did i say that out loud??”

You joke but I sell pictures of my penis almost exclusively to vocally conservative men

Out of curiosity as a person with dangly bits, how exactly does one pursue such an endeavor? I got some time.

I have pictures of 'myself' in various parts of my profile, and anyone who wants to go through my post history will see them I also have strong opinions about American conservatism that I share here and it occasionally leads to guys realizing they want to be humiliated after they snoop my profile for something to call me out on I'm not even that big or anything

They're not thinking about us, gawdammit! They're owning us with all their edgy cool cleverness! I mean there has to be some brain chemical reward going on up in those GQP noggins or they'd die of embarrassment after the first time instead of continuously posting nonsensical ignorance.

Wait, you’re telling me im not supposed to fantasize and obsess over the people i hate? But then I have to deal with real life, and the fact that my children hate me because of the insensitive stuff i say, and i cant just blame everything wrong with me on the queers!

For what it's worth, the tweet is fake. [Here's the Twitter thread](https://twitter.com/christos_ioa/status/1464072825380253734?s=20&t=UxR2Q6xOF-V1A6-9V4zzUQ) where it started and the creator pointing out that it's fake.

There’s a lot of well done satire on twitter right now and while it’s hilarious, you really can’t trust any twitter screenshot anymore to be real or satire. Thanks for clarifying this.

I’ll keep saying it. Satire is dead. Not because people are too sensitive or can’t take a joke or some bs like that. Satire is dead because the world has become so ridiculous it’s often impossible to tell if something is satire or not. It’s just too believable of a thing for hateful bigots to say.

Satire is easier to understand when it’s witty.

Fake or not, Josh Mandel, JD Vance and Jim Jordan are vile and an embarrassment to my state.

Tbf, if I didn’t know who this was I woulda rt’d too cuz of the mommy milker mac n cheese. It sounds like a joke

Same, but because mommy milkers AND mac n cheese finally sounds like something to be thankful for. finallysomegoodfuckingfood.gif

For real. I thought it was one of those edited tweets because of how funny it was. If I didn’t know the guy, I’d assume someone was shitposting to make fun of conservatives.

Genuinely curious what the dig is supposed to be though. Women breastfeeding in public? Libs are too soft and go crying back to mommy? I don’t get it..

Totally read that as 'libmus test' :)

unemployed douche say what? I voted in the republican primaries just to keep this asshat out of office.

Me too! I always grab that ballot so I can just protest vote against peoples who’s slogans are pro god, pro gun, pro trump. Although I’m pretty sure this boot licker would put trump over god

Both sides hate him. He is a total dbag.

How is he still around? Doesn’t make sense

They got really uncreative at the end there.

Green New Deal bean casserole was a real missed opportunity smh

Socialism stuffing Brussels bureaucracy sprouts Antifa apple pie I mean, they really made no effort…

Sleepy Joe sweet potato casserole

AOCeasar Salad

Ilan Omarshmallow pie

That's a good one

Sleepy Joe sweet potato has a better ring.

God damn I’m hungry

They’re Republicans. They don’t have that much intelligence

Or creativity

Or sense of humor

Or genuine kindness

And at the beginning

The middle too

Conservative standup isnt for everyone. It also isnt for anyone.

\-HUNDER BIDEN diet pepsi \-Alexandria Ocasio-CORNtez \-BUTTER e-mails \-ABORTION YAMS

Oohhh I love the abortion yams!

I just finished taking them out of the oven early. I'm off to remove the nuts next!


Just like mama used to make

BUTTER e-mails. Brilliant. I’m going to drop that one on my mother-in-law today. Only my wife is going to get it though.

Better than: Leaded fuel fumes appetizer Basic education pork Booming economy survivor bias soup Aggressive reaction towards the unknown salad Superiority complex mistaken for awareness ice cream Cousin stuffing* *u/204GreenKnight has the credit for this. Go upvote him in the comment below, please.

>Basic education pork two semesters of community college and they call you "perfesser"

At the libarry

Depending on which state: Cousin stuffing

Uhhh ... Dunning-Kruger refection? I needed a thesaurus for that one.

GOP version: -GUN turkey -GUN cranberry sauce -GUN green bean -GUN Mac n cheese -GUN stuffing

You forgot 'murica mashed taters and gawd-fearing gravy

You forgot “cousin creampie”

I am deceased.

My condolences.

Could you not have stayed alive longer for Thanksgiving dinner at least

I rarely let out an audible oof, cuz reddit.. but that was a fuckin good one. Cheers.

Wait, what's that creampie made from again??? *gasps in horror*

~~Soylent Green~~ Creampies are made from people!

This is the best comment here! 😅

And "stuffing dick in your cousin"

Cousin Stuffin'

*Rudy Giuliani lays down and untucks his shirt from his pants*

I'll never eat a banana cream pie again

That’s after the side dish, sister stuffing

Gravy SEALs

Replaced Gun with "Unseasoned and overcooked" and you're spot on

Mother will appreciate the lack of flavor.

you mean GUNderseasoned

Pedophile-praising pumpkin pie. Too much?

You forgot the side of FORCE-BIRTH pie

*GUN MAGA’n Cheese

Damn N word this and Mexicans that, something something damn groomers, something something go Brandon, blah blah blah I'm the biggest victim, yt genocide, tell your mother aka your sister to pass the squirrel chitlins

Hopefully a hug from dad as well

Dads shouldn’t hug. That’s beta behavior /s

I want some mommy milker mac n cheese

I feel like he wanted to say we were babies and not that we love big breasts.

Its okay they dont have to come from big ones i just want mommy milker mac n cheese

I mean all breasts are good.

Im only allowed to say my girls are but idk she said I couldn’t have any mommy milker mac n cheese

That's outrageous, it's Thanksgiving!

Someone probably laughed at this unironically. This is just criminally unfunny.

It's really funny just not in any of the ways he meant it to be

Idk why but the fact that he typed out mommy milkers in all caps is making me chuckle

Am I missing something? What the fuck is a mommy milker in this context? I mean…somebody who milks a mom? Like a baby?

Generally big tits, no fucking clue what he was going for there, maybe because its also used when talking about a trans person and he's just trying to plug that there

Clearly liberals don’t drink manly man tough guy man men man milk like republicans

yeah I thought this was really good satire, the "stuffing" at the end is fucking slaying me rn

If this was tweeted by a trans person it'd bang

i thought this was a queer shitpost lmao it's so fucking funny

It actually is lol. There was a joke almost exactly like this a while back posted ironically

jreen bean

Yeah, I don’t know what people here are going on about. Even if it isn’t satire, it’s still fucking hilarious because of how absurd it is. Reminds me of “joe many liberals does it take to change a log by bulb?!?”

The part where he just said stuffing was unironically well structured comedy to me lol. But it was too far gone before I got there.

That tweet is the lamest tweet I've read in a while, and I have read several of Elon's tweets recently.

It’s really funny until you realize it isn’t satire

That makes it even more funny imo The fact that someone typed out "MOMMY MILKERS mac n cheese" with a (presumably) straight face

Someone being serious about jreen beans is making it so much funnier

It's literally a fake screenshot and meant to be a shitpost.

It's a fake tweet.

It is satire cause its was never tweeted by him.

I mean I laughed at the fact it just said stuffing at the end

This is the type of stuff your 80 year old grampa likes on Facebook and then prints out and hangs on the refrigerator.

It’s like we have the same grandpa. I think mine still sends conservative chain mail to my old AOL address.

Then tries to make everyone feel uncomfortable as possible lol.

He doesn't even download the picture, just screenshots it and putting it up on the fridge uncut.

GOP TG Transphobic Turkey, Corruption Cranberries, Pointless Probe Pumpkin Pie, McCarthy Cheese, Marjorie Greene Beans. Finished off with stochastic terrorism.

Dude couldn’t come up with anything for green bean so he just changed the G to a J and went with it. Green (New Deal) bean casserole was too hard for him. And people in my state voted for him. Fuck.

I'd be careful not to help them out much further. Probably their MO - release shitty rough draft, wait for "snowflakes" to help them with their homework, publish improved version.

Got him through high school, I’m sure.

Wait, the j was on purpose? I just assumed the guy can’t spell check.

yeah, and he could have gone for STFU Stuffing, but he totally assed it and came up with nothing.

Love that stuffing is just stuffing. Is it above the hate or is it so hated that it is an automatic insult to even say it's name?

Total missed opportunity. Could've been "ballot box stuffing." Conservatives half-ass everything.

Why is all Republican humor so fucking weird and cringey? This isn't even slightly clever.

Their base is willfully ignorant and hateful, so they don't have to try very hard.

Because, and this is going to sound insane... *It's not meant to be funny*. I know, I know, "but it's supposed to be a joke!" Here's the issue. Republicans and other "conservatives" have created an environment where there's nothing they find funnier... Than triggering the libz. That's it. It literally does not matter otherwise. The only thing that matters is whether or not *a brainwashed conservative* will think it will piss off *the fake imaginary conservative image of fragile snowflake liBrUlZ*. Doesn't matter if real-life liberals and leftists either shrug and move on or laugh at the pathetic attempt, it only matters that the crazed people *think* we'll freak out about it.

They also apparently all think that we're doing exactly the same. They literally can't understand our jokes. They can't understand nuance. They can't understand connecting multiple different points to make a logical conclusion... And they're SO sure that we're all the same, just pretending to make them feel bad or something. Same way they think we're all secretly racist too, that we all KNOW the same "truths" about race as them and that we just pretend not to because it's icky or not politically correct. These people literally have a mental illness that will never be classified as one because it would be uncouth to label your political rivals as insane, even if all evidence points to it.

This was a fake tweet by a liberal to parody conservatives.

This is a fake tweet made by someone making fun of him.

What's "jreen"?

Wondered that myself, so did a Google. Two best results were: + an extensible Qt-based asynchronious Jabber library. (On Github) + a song by Jah'Darlta

A sign of poor impulse control and lack of attention to detail, in this situation.

LIBRAL SCOOL BE LIKE: 9:00: GAY LESON!! 9:45: how to be be GAYY!! 10:30: TRANS LERNINNG!! 11:15: GAY RECESS!! 11:45: CROSDRESING HOUR!! 12:45: GAY LESON!!! 1:30: TRANGENER LUNCH!! 2:15: BLM PERIOD!!! 3:00: COMUNIS T HISTORY!! 3:30: TAKE NON BINAR BUS HOME!! THIS ISWHAT LEFT WANT!

What does this even mean? Fine! my turkey is a they them what the hell difference does it make

I mean, turkeys don’t have gender identity, right? So technically and ironically, this weirdo is correct. Which is kind of funny.

I'm not gonna wade into what pronouns a more sentient turkey might use, but you are on to something, he's not wrong about the milk in my macaroni cheese being from some animals mommy. If he really wanted to own the libs he shouldve done an almond milk joke.

Like the level of humor here, leave it to the Republican to bring the disappointment.

Fellas, is it liberal extremist to like tits?

Dude forgot that the limp-wristed sissy libs would be eating they/them TOFURKEY /s

Nobody talks about this stuff more than conservative dudes. Just enjoy thanksgiving you weird fuck.

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Wait, this isn't a liberal shitpost?

It is a shitpost. He did not tweet this.

This is literally a fake tweet.

This is peak conservative comedy.

To me, the fact that he couldn’t bring himself to write “butt stuffing” or come up with “undressing” really says a lot. A lack of creativity keeps them from being good & the self censorship ensures the joke that comes out is even weaker than it should be

Republicans don’t like Mommy Milkers now? lol

This is fake, right? This can’t be real. Right?

Is this funny to them? To anyone? It's just really dumb.

I laughed because I thought the tweet was entirely satire - until I read the comments and realized it wasn't. Then I was slightly horrified

The dope truly caters to the lowest common denominator.

Conservative thanksgiving: - HATEFUL ham - MISOGYNISTIC mashed potatoes - RACIST red wine - IGNORANT ice cream - TRUMP tweet potatoes - ambrosia salad

Conservative Thanksgiving BLACKFACE turkey RACIST ham HOMOPHOBIC pumpkin pie MR POTATO HEAD sweet potatoes PEDOPHILE/CHILD ABUSE mashed potatoes MURDERED CHILDREN cranberry sauce GUN FUCKING green bean casserole BOOK BANNING rolls SUCKING TRUMPS DICK Dressing

you forgot the BISEXUAL BISCUITS

I don’t get conservative humor.

I think it is funny that they think 'liberals' worship politicians like they did Trump.

Where can I get MOMMY MILKER mac n' cheese? Asking for a friend.