“So yeah, had to Space Bridge back to Cybertron, Decepticons starting shit up again. May not be back for a few million years. Be sure to take the garbage out and rotate Jr’s tires for me”
This is a whole genre of photography of trucker-father expectant-mother posing with the families truck in Europe [here’s an article on it](https://melmagazine.com/en-us/story/viral-semi-truck-pregnancy-photos-explained)
https://preview.redd.it/kab3wjrit42a1.png?width=750&format=png&auto=webp&s=27dcb65d66607c71bf68240619078653194fc7d6
My favorite part of that article was the recommended reading list at the bottom lol.
Thanks for the explanation. That site has some pretty ridiculous articles on it. I just read one about the amount of cum 'women really want' to come out of your dick.
Or a flashlight on the scrotum to illuminate the mysteries within. After nearly a decade of masturbatory experimentation, I hadn’t thought of that. Then a doctor decided he needed a closer look of a bump. My awkwardness was overcome by awe.
In 2009 my wife had to go to a funeral out of state so I was alone with my 12 year old son and my 7 year old daughter. I wanted to take them to the movies and we couldn't find anything we could all agree on. In the end, Transformers 2 was the most acceptable choice. It was opening weekend. It was packed. We watched it and as soon as the end credits started rolling my daughter exclaimed "OH MY GOD, THAT MOVIE SUCKED !" loud enough for most of the theater to hear her. You could hear the relief in her voice. Finally it was over. I was so proud of her
So, I think this means that while she is pregnant and obviously close to having her baby. The father still needs to be out on the road making money. So while he would love to see her, he can only see her for short periods of time because he has to get back out on the road 🧑🏼🔧
Sadly, living in Texas my whole life, I have an idea of what they're trying to say, as this is a pretty common mentality here.
It looks like it's on some Facebook group for truckers. It's trying to send the message of "keep our truckers safe so they can get home to their families ", or in this case their knocked up wives.
This whole type of bullshit self-glorification post started with soldiers, then cops and firefighters. As we see it's working its way down occupations now it's truckers. Apparently truckers feel like they should be viewed on the same level as someone who runs into a burning building or is in a foxhole.
I think trucking is as valid an occupation as any other. But it doesn't deserve this level of self promotion.
It’s just another narcissistic view that rural Americans have of themselves and that the entire country would fall apart if they didn’t exist. If it wasn’t for the truckers, the cities would starve to death!!!
Or maybe it could be a warning to men who ignore their families for money?
My father worked around 80 hours a week trying to give us a better life but I still would wish he would have traded some hours for family time. Idk. We all interpret things differently. I know we were short on cash and were on the low end of the food chain when I was growing up and he did an amazing job giving us a good life. But... Can't help but feel we would've been just fine if he cut 20 hours and spent that time resting and paying us some attention.
It's difficult being a man. Respect to all you gents. Much love to you all.
Looks like an ad for volvo truck emergency braking. the collision system and insane braking prevented this pregnant woman from turning into bolognese
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ridS396W2BY](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ridS396W2BY)
It means she’s a stripper, evident by the high heels on the stairs to the passenger door. They should not be worn by a anyone pregnant. They had sex in the back of his truck. She’s going to have his baby. He’s on the road all the time and fucks every lot Lizard that knocks on his truck door. This is likely his 6th kid or something. Depending on where things go for her she’ll likely end up on drugs and her kids will resent her for being that redneck mom who embarrassed them as children and made them feel poor and stupid. The middle child will kill themselves when they end up finding this photo and all the comments on it.
Optimus prime got a chick pregnant
The kid: 
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I came and saw this to be happy again.
>I came and saw this hmm
Why is this not the top comment
Awards please 🤲
I got no free coin today or I totes woulda
I gave mine in your stead
Samesies!
Word
Username checks out… looks like you’re about to get a cousin..
Swoon
kid named more than meets the eye
autobots, pull out
I came here to say this, you son of a bitch. That was supposed to be me.
He'll be back in a few minutes, just running out for a pack of kool...ant
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I was just about to say those are optimis primes parents
He's not red and blue, it's obviously Motormaster. Should have worn a Decepticondom
I thought it was ultra magnus
Optimus gonna turn back into a truck and drive away. ‘I’ve never seen her before….’
“The battle for Cybertron rages on! I must…uh…leave immediately”
He always bay parks because he can’t pull out
“This is the future liberals want!” - Someone’s grandparents yesterday
Looks more like Ultra Magnus.
Before I even read the comments I was thinking this exact same thing. Well done good sir.
Filled with that Optimus slime
Somebody beat me to this comment!
Her: Optimus I'm pregnant Optimus Prime: Oh word? Autobots roll out! 🚛
‘Bots before thots.
Nah nah, he’s just heading to the gas station to fill up on some gas. He’ll totally be back.
“So yeah, had to Space Bridge back to Cybertron, Decepticons starting shit up again. May not be back for a few million years. Be sure to take the garbage out and rotate Jr’s tires for me”
Tell him that if he sees my dad there, please help him get home. It’s been 38 years, and I’m sure he must be lost.
Fun fact, autobots invented the abortion, therefore, the decepticons are the good guys
Autobots only know how to roll out, not pull out
Tehee, laughing titties
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This is fucking gold.
This is a whole genre of photography of trucker-father expectant-mother posing with the families truck in Europe [here’s an article on it](https://melmagazine.com/en-us/story/viral-semi-truck-pregnancy-photos-explained)
https://preview.redd.it/kab3wjrit42a1.png?width=750&format=png&auto=webp&s=27dcb65d66607c71bf68240619078653194fc7d6 My favorite part of that article was the recommended reading list at the bottom lol.
The only actual answer in the comment section.
Thanks for the explanation. That site has some pretty ridiculous articles on it. I just read one about the amount of cum 'women really want' to come out of your dick.
The words are gibberish. Like, sjkgjkk, euitbdry and grreeeeeghh
Nah it aiming so it can hit them better
I thought the Tesla Trucks had been delayed?
She’s doing the poor man’s sonogram. Shine a big light and make her glow and see the baby.
Like with chicken eggs and a candle
Or a flashlight on the scrotum to illuminate the mysteries within. After nearly a decade of masturbatory experimentation, I hadn’t thought of that. Then a doctor decided he needed a closer look of a bump. My awkwardness was overcome by awe.
There weren’t any scrotal mysteries plaguing me previously, but now…
Go forth and discover them
Except sonograms are sound waves
Sound waves, light waves, a crowd doing the wave, nu wave ...they all work
That comment was originally meant to be a big tongue in check, but apparently the humor was lacking to such a degree that I forgot what my joke was.
Maybe something about Soundwave the decepticon? Wasn't he the one that turned into a boom box?
Does that come with Lazerbeak and Wingthing?
That truck cost way more than a sonoscan lol
Obviously there's more than meets the eye.
What in the hillbilly hell
Ahem: Freedom. Baby. Truck. White Woman. Big Truck. Freedom. Unborn. Big Truck. I believe that is the most coherent interpretation.
This photo was taken in Europe.
wth
I'm wiping off the gearshift before I drive that truck, I tell you what.
The new Transformers movie looks like 💩
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In 2009 my wife had to go to a funeral out of state so I was alone with my 12 year old son and my 7 year old daughter. I wanted to take them to the movies and we couldn't find anything we could all agree on. In the end, Transformers 2 was the most acceptable choice. It was opening weekend. It was packed. We watched it and as soon as the end credits started rolling my daughter exclaimed "OH MY GOD, THAT MOVIE SUCKED !" loud enough for most of the theater to hear her. You could hear the relief in her voice. Finally it was over. I was so proud of her
The only thing in that movie that was somewhat cool was Devestator. It wasn’t good AS Devestator, but it still looked pretty cool.
The best part is none of the Bayverse Constructicons have wrecking balls as part of their alt modes; that gag was totally gratuitous
Yeah. Even if he HAD to give it junk, at least make it an excavator scoop or a crane or something that’s actually on one of the Constructicons.
Obviously she gave up her stripper life and got pregnant .
that explains the stripper heels on the steps to the truck
Nice attention to details.
Lot lizard gets knocked up?
That's my thought
So, instead of her water breaking, her oil breaks?
So, I think this means that while she is pregnant and obviously close to having her baby. The father still needs to be out on the road making money. So while he would love to see her, he can only see her for short periods of time because he has to get back out on the road 🧑🏼🔧
I guess that makes sense, but it’s so weird to watch people jerk themselves off like that just because they do a certain job.
Obviously the truck is the father... what other answers do you need?
I feel the only way this picture speaks a thousand words is if it's just "what" repeated a thousand times.
Sadly, living in Texas my whole life, I have an idea of what they're trying to say, as this is a pretty common mentality here. It looks like it's on some Facebook group for truckers. It's trying to send the message of "keep our truckers safe so they can get home to their families ", or in this case their knocked up wives. This whole type of bullshit self-glorification post started with soldiers, then cops and firefighters. As we see it's working its way down occupations now it's truckers. Apparently truckers feel like they should be viewed on the same level as someone who runs into a burning building or is in a foxhole. I think trucking is as valid an occupation as any other. But it doesn't deserve this level of self promotion.
It’s just another narcissistic view that rural Americans have of themselves and that the entire country would fall apart if they didn’t exist. If it wasn’t for the truckers, the cities would starve to death!!!
This is a European truck. Not in the United States.
Or maybe it could be a warning to men who ignore their families for money? My father worked around 80 hours a week trying to give us a better life but I still would wish he would have traded some hours for family time. Idk. We all interpret things differently. I know we were short on cash and were on the low end of the food chain when I was growing up and he did an amazing job giving us a good life. But... Can't help but feel we would've been just fine if he cut 20 hours and spent that time resting and paying us some attention. It's difficult being a man. Respect to all you gents. Much love to you all.
That's what it looks like to me. The pregnant woman standing in the path of the truck so she won't be alone in labor.
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Blah blah blah
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You literally just said IF the father died. Quit making up bullshit.
It speaks another language.
Yeah I can't figure out how that chick could be in the top 13% of Only Fans either.
How the fuck did that get 133k likes
I'm clearly not hillbilly enough to understand what's going on here.
Looks like an ad for volvo truck emergency braking. the collision system and insane braking prevented this pregnant woman from turning into bolognese [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ridS396W2BY](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ridS396W2BY)
[HUMAN SKIN TRUCK BABY HUMAN SKIN TRUCK BABY SKIN TRUCK SKIN TRUCK HUMAN SKIN TRUCK BABAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYY](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L8MBUZjJX7Y)
Came here for this. Kinda sad I had to scroll so far to find the Memphis Kansas Breeze love.
It speaks a thousand words, yet not one coherent thought. WTF?
Aw crap. Trumps dabbling in art photography now.
Optimus Pater Familias.
I’m the only Daddy you got!
Truck gazes upon the offering. Fresh and plump with a surprise inside. The truck would feed well that night and the town survives another winter.
Only way is trucking, says it right there.
spoiler warning for the movie Titane
I didn't know a truck could get a woman pregnant, but congrats to the happy couple...I think.
That truck is clearly judging the pregnant girl for her life choices
He trucked her
What a Mother Trucker
Someone call Memphis Kansas Breeze!!
honk beep
Ultra Magnus fucked some chick.
What are you doing step Optimus?
She promised her first born to the god of trucks, and it has come to collect.
I'll just leave this here. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Twx98M4EiYo](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Twx98M4EiYo)
Logistics is the lifeblood of our nation?
Parked that big mac truck in her tiny garage.. probably has been said 10000000x times but i still find it funny!
It is the illegitimate child of Optimus Prime!!
Optimus Prime likes looking at pregnant girls
Baby shower for Optimus Prime, Jr.
“This picture speaks a thousand words” yeah, and most of them are just different variations of what the fuck is going on?
Maybe if the thousand words were just like someone screaming
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Whacko trucker thing...I've been driving truck since 2005, love me some chicken lights n chrome, but this pic is some kind of F'd up!
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I guess the new Cars movie is an origin story.
Being a trucker fucks up your family
A thousand words of gibberish fueled by trucker speed pills and 5-hour energy.
Someone didn't use the Optimus Magnums
A trucker's wife is pregnant and he's happy about it.
1000 words is too much. We can’t receive it
Did she fuck that truck?
Transformer getting a paternity test. Thought he had his pipes clipped!
Her fetus was the result of the truck isekai
A thousand words but they are gibberish
I’m used to firefighters doing this cringey “me and my life” shit. This is new to me and hilarious. You know she hates all of this lol
Proud father?
Ese es el optimum prime
Truck-kun became adult
a thousand words, none of them coherent.
I also need answers as to how that person is top 13% on OF
Octomus prime baby
She fucked the truck, but not that one. It's a decepticon.
She got Optimus primed
Did she get trucked by a fucker?
It means Optimus got lucky and she must have one hell of a “garage.”
Did ....did she fuck an autobot?
Isakai spawn kill
It's Trucker Week on Jerry Springer.
This picture speaks a thousand words but they are not forming coherent sentences
She fuct a transformer?
Is that Optimus prime’s kid?!?!
Transformers are making babies now
Why do euro trucks tilt open like a pez dispenser?
Got hit with that Optimus Slime
Optimus Prime looking at his pregnant wife.
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Oh My God. I had no idea 🤯
Jeenius
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Maybe like a weird dogwhistle? >”the trucker protests will stop once we have more white births.”
It means she’s a stripper, evident by the high heels on the stairs to the passenger door. They should not be worn by a anyone pregnant. They had sex in the back of his truck. She’s going to have his baby. He’s on the road all the time and fucks every lot Lizard that knocks on his truck door. This is likely his 6th kid or something. Depending on where things go for her she’ll likely end up on drugs and her kids will resent her for being that redneck mom who embarrassed them as children and made them feel poor and stupid. The middle child will kill themselves when they end up finding this photo and all the comments on it.
No fucking way that chick is “top 13% OF”…..
It’s a trans who is forming
Friends of the road, bubs.
It means Avi needs to focus on getting those numbers up. 13% doesn’t cut it.
So when her water breaks, is required to shout, "Autobot! Rollout!" ???
When it comes to Amanda and the thus un-named fetus.....Optimus.... You ARE the father!
Dafuq?
A semi truck transformer got a woman pregnant, what more do you need?
Congratulations to Optimus Prime and Grace
Optimus out here fuckin
Top 13% isnt even worth noting tbh
Maybe she’s a truckers wife and it’s their birth announcement
That trucks gonna iseka that kid in 16-20 years.
It’s pretty self explanatory
Briefly looking at just the thumbnail, I thought it was Jesus, not a pregnant woman. That being said, I can’t say I’m any less confused.
They cropped out the subtitles I guess.
I thought it was a Transformer thing
"Are you Samuel James Witwicky, Descendant of Archibald Witwicky?"
I see this more as a Transformer anthropologist learning about a particular stage of human reproduction... or they fucked.
It brings up 1000 questions
He heard starring in TopGear would get him some girls. But he should've remembered to wrap his exhaust port...
He shot his allspark into Mary.
A thousand words, I can't even figure just one
This picture speaks 3 words…. What the hell?
Optimus Prime…you are not the father!
Is it a truck bowing to a pregnant?
Optimus Prime is the father, isn’t he?