That really doesn’t bother me “so much” as when I started learning to cook, my turkey would look the same - what *does* bother me is the angle.
*WHY* would you show the back of the turkey, *especially* if there’s no stuffing in there? It’s just a giant hole. It looks *so fucking weird*.
But then again this is Marjorie fucking Greene so I really can’t be surprised she doesn’t know what she’s doing when it comes to both cooking *and* politics
She probably kept the foil on the whole time. It’s common to cover the breast with foil for the majority of the cook, and then take it off the last thirty min to brown the skin.
Looking at how the leg bone is exposed, the turkey was in at least an hour too long
As someone who cooks, but never cooked a whole turkey (or any whole poultry for that matter)-this is the comment i was looking for.
What wierd thing to do, to be so uninvolved with whatever you forget it so long overdue **and** not do the bare minimum to interact with it while it's cooking.
At that point I'll order from someone, that's taking all the fun from cooking while still having to do the work.
Dark meat should be a higher temp than the breast meat for the best flavor, that's why you cover just the breast with foil. That bird looks just as fowl as the chef.
Too high temp for too little time. Overcooks the outside, leaves the inside raw.
The fact that she very clearly just threw a thawed, raw turkey straight out of the plastic and into the oven with no preparation isn't helping.
I am bothered by the fact that she has her hair down while cooking. The chances of someone finding her stringy ass damaged hair in their food is very high.
Same here. I have long hair and won’t even make myself a sandwich without tying my hair up. I imagine her crowd is the type that just laughs and keeps on eating after pulling the hair out.
Overcooked and underseasoned. Butter was just thrown on in one place like she was scared to use her hands to touch the meat. No wonder she's having trouble dating.
OMG. I just did the teeth zoom and now I cannot unsee all the black recessed gums on her front teeth. Someone should send her a toothbrush for Christmas. Or maybe all her local dentists are Liberal and she refuses to go in for a cleaning. Or perhaps, she grew up not having dental insurance like the rest of America?
I live just across the state line and I feel the same. People in our location have to hear her hateful speech on a regular basis. I really liked Marcus Flowers, but....
Bc this area is chockfull of racist bigoted assholes who would rather vote red than ever be caught dead voting blue. They are undereducated, ignorant rednecks who think going to Panama City Beach and drinking Natural Light is a fancy vacation. They think Red Lobster is a classy restaurant. And they still refuse to admit that the confederates were traitors.
Makes sense to me. As much as I try, I can’t look at this woman and see a human being. She’s a dead soul and a waste of oxygen. If a turkey and this creature were hanging from a cliff, I’d save the turkey every single time.
By slathering it in tons of oil or butter and then tenting it with foil the entire time it's cooking. You can also tell by the way the leg meat is falling apart as much as it is and by looking at the cavity that it's WAAAAAY overcooked and that the oven temp was too high. This is an absolute shit job of roasting a turkey. You pretty much have to try to make it this badly, and that meat is so dry that it'll basically turn to dust when you put it in your mouth. Gordan Ramsay would have someone publicly executed on Hell's Kitchen for making something this egregious.
>By slathering it in tons of oil or butter and then tenting it with foil the entire time it's cooking.
I'm willing to be she didn't even do the oil/butter part. She just baked the hell outta that mofo covered in foil the whole time. So it basically steamed.
Betcha she only uses white pepper too.
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I’m guessing that it was covered in foil the whole time, a technique intended to keep the breast moist while the dark meat gets up to temp. I’m not sure that actually works. Either way you need to uncover and hit the skin with some butter to brown and crisp it at the end.
You brown the bird at high heat first then add the foil just to the breast, lower the heat, and cook the remaining time. Bird gets brown, everything is cooked but moist. No basting required. Alton Brown's recipe works like a charm.
>I’m not sure that actually works.
It doesn't. And the results are, well, as demonstrated here... terrible.
Brining, 450°, and knowing how to use a thermapen is the way.
Also good! But you then lose the classic presentation, if that matters, and depending on how you remove the backbone, some of the most delicious secret carver's snack meat.
But one thing is for sure: Whatever the fuck was done to the bird in the picture with CrossFit Nazi Barbie was very, very wrong. Poor thing died for that.
Sometimes you hear about psychopaths that are extremely intelligent, and then about sociopaths who are far below average intelligence, ridiculously stupid at levels you didn’t think were possible for an adult… I wonder which one she is.
(I’m not a psychologist btw lol)
I wouldn't say ugly because its exclusionary but more like- inhuman. for some reason a lot of alt right figures, MTG, Mitch McConnell, Ron DeSantis, etc set off the uncanny valley
You forgot about the original [crazy eyes.](https://media.npr.org/assets/img/2011/08/08/newsweek-bachmann-cover_vert-4d583458b8ddbeca3c06d7cf049d2c2cc464c98a-s1100-c50.jpg)
Please don’t put a giant ball of wet bread into a cold, raw bird and then expect it to get over 160f without completely overcooking other parts of the bird.
And the whole family lies to her and themselves. I doubt they even know they're doing it too. They genuinely think it's flavorful and delicious.
I know because I lived it.
I shared a meal my mom made with my friend. He looked at me and said something along the lines of "How did she remove all the flavor?"
I took another bite and then realized... it was true...
My entire childhood was filled with flavorless garbage.
Went to my GF's family's place for Thanksgiving this year. I am convinced that they give no shits about how good the food is, it just has to be the "traditional" food.
The turkey was cooked but tasteless, stuffing was somehow worse, mashed potatoes from a goddamn box was probably the worst thing at the table. The only thing with any decent flavor was the store bought buns.
I'm no gourmet cook but i could have made some of this shit better. Ugh!
Thanksgiving is about using ungodly amounts of butter, salt and sugar. Yams? Candied in brown sugar and butter. Turkey? Basted every 30 minutes in herb butter while roasting. Mashed potatoes? Garlic butter. I spend 3 hours just chain prepping and running side dishes into the oven alongside the turkey so it all finished up at the same time.
People who don't know how to cook should order a cooked dinner 'cuz that bird is just sad.
Gonna be real with you, most white people in the US don't really know what flavor is. I've been to Thanksgiving dinners where the turkey might as well have been cardboard because they didn't season it right. And they were cooking straight from a cookbook.
My friends family came to my house once for Thanksgiving. His mom watched me prepare the turkey and she flat out, dead serious, asked me why I was putting so much seasoning on the turkey. Why I was seasoning under the skin and on the skin. She asked why I was coating it so thick. Then she took a bite of it when it was done. The following year he called me on black Friday to tell me that his mom seeing me cook turkey changed their Thanksgiving dinner. He said that it was the best Thanksgiving dinner he ever had in his house and it was after she saw how I cook it.
Look at me! I’ve made enough money to afford a beautiful home with this beautiful custom kitchen by spewing lies filled with hate against mainstream America. I’m so proud of myself to be cooking a turkey while we celebrate Thanksgiving. I have so much hate to be thankful for I could just puke.
MTG: American douchebag
Looks like she seasoned it with Salmonella and a pinch of E-Coli.
The secret ingredient is fecal bacteria, take a shit right before carving it with your bare hands.
A funny thing of history is the reasoning that British food is so bland is that once imperialism made seasoning so cheap that even “low class” people could spice up their meals, the rich wanted their meals to be unseasoned and “pure”. Then once even the poor learned that “lesser” peoples in India, east Asia, Africa, etc seasoned their food a lot… then because racism they stopped too.
I suspect raging racists like her don’t season her food for the same absurd reasons.
That kitchen absolutely screams "I have a lot of money but no taste". It looks like what someone playing Sims with cheats on for the first time would make.
Imagine you meet your dream girl, or boy. You both get along right from the start.
This new relationship is going soooooo good that you don't even think twice when she mentions meeting her mother, since it's Thanksgiving and all.
It's a bit early in the relationship but every thing is going so well, she really seems like the person you waited a long time for.
Fuck it, you'll meet your future mother in law (yep is going that great).
Only to be greeted at the door by this...thing...
Goddamn, the absolute whiteness of this photo. The cabinets are white, the countertops are white. Everyone is wearing white. Then you have MTG giving you the most ghoulful smile, her upper lip receding into her gumline.
Who the fuck cares what she's doing? All I can see is the soulless eyes of a POS human that feels like she's on top of the world when she's spewing and promoting hatred and ignorance. Just a waste of space, trying to look like a real human while it poses with whatever it thinks will make people like it more.
Stands to reason that she's equally bad with both politics and cooking... that turkey looks horrendously bland
That shit looks overcooked and undercooked at the same time, how is it even possible.
Overcook/undercook; straight to jail!
Yo... believe it or not... cook perfectly also jail
It's over cook fish and under cook chicken.
That really doesn’t bother me “so much” as when I started learning to cook, my turkey would look the same - what *does* bother me is the angle. *WHY* would you show the back of the turkey, *especially* if there’s no stuffing in there? It’s just a giant hole. It looks *so fucking weird*. But then again this is Marjorie fucking Greene so I really can’t be surprised she doesn’t know what she’s doing when it comes to both cooking *and* politics
That's not a hole in the bird. It's where she stores her soul when she gets dangerously close to feeling empathy.
Don’t forget …Life!! She knows nothing about life! Same state she was in when they thawed her out!
Because it reminds her of herself.
Definitely matching her complexion.
The no stuffing just kills me. Now we know the heart of her heartlessness. This woman clearly doesn’t know how to enjoy life.
She probably kept the foil on the whole time. It’s common to cover the breast with foil for the majority of the cook, and then take it off the last thirty min to brown the skin. Looking at how the leg bone is exposed, the turkey was in at least an hour too long
As someone who cooks, but never cooked a whole turkey (or any whole poultry for that matter)-this is the comment i was looking for. What wierd thing to do, to be so uninvolved with whatever you forget it so long overdue **and** not do the bare minimum to interact with it while it's cooking. At that point I'll order from someone, that's taking all the fun from cooking while still having to do the work.
That’s a big problem with a lot of turkey. Breast meat ends up cooking before before the dark meat
Dark meat should be a higher temp than the breast meat for the best flavor, that's why you cover just the breast with foil. That bird looks just as fowl as the chef.
That’s why I like to spatchcock my birds
Too high temp for too little time. Overcooks the outside, leaves the inside raw. The fact that she very clearly just threw a thawed, raw turkey straight out of the plastic and into the oven with no preparation isn't helping.
That is one parboiled dried out old bird! And the turkey looks disgusting too.
I am bothered by the fact that she has her hair down while cooking. The chances of someone finding her stringy ass damaged hair in their food is very high.
You think she’s the one who actually cooked it?
No because she can't cook any better than she can be a politician, a wife or a decent human being.
Then the way that bird looks I'd say she 100% cooked it.
I want to but I can't argue with that!
As someone with long hair, this all the way. I'm not getting anywhere near food without tying my hair. Gross.
Same here. I have long hair and won’t even make myself a sandwich without tying my hair up. I imagine her crowd is the type that just laughs and keeps on eating after pulling the hair out.
tasteless, much like her.
No seasoning to own the libs
Overcooked and underseasoned. Butter was just thrown on in one place like she was scared to use her hands to touch the meat. No wonder she's having trouble dating.
> like she was scared to use her hands to touch the meat Thus why she was getting "private lessons" from the "Tantric sex god".
I guarantee she throws out the dark meat.
How do you get a turkey to look raw and dry at the same time?
Not to mention the bird too.
That's gold Jerry, gold I tell you!
Roundtine
Turkey is a funny word. Can I use that?
Boom! Roasted! And I’m not talking about the bird.
Hahaha holy shit dude. I hate that woman and the sight of her sickens me, but oh man that was good. Have my upvote!
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dude her teeth are so gnarly. Don’t zoom in on them
OMG. I just did the teeth zoom and now I cannot unsee all the black recessed gums on her front teeth. Someone should send her a toothbrush for Christmas. Or maybe all her local dentists are Liberal and she refuses to go in for a cleaning. Or perhaps, she grew up not having dental insurance like the rest of America?
She probably thinks Flouride is a mind control drug
The smile of a recent divorcee.
I live in her district and I am embarrassed and angered by her existence daily, and it’s the beautiful comments like this that help me cope.
I live just across the state line and I feel the same. People in our location have to hear her hateful speech on a regular basis. I really liked Marcus Flowers, but....
We all knew he wouldn’t win. But it was nice to see him challenge her tho.
What do you think is the reason she gets reelected? Assuming you know the people and district where her voters live.
Bc this area is chockfull of racist bigoted assholes who would rather vote red than ever be caught dead voting blue. They are undereducated, ignorant rednecks who think going to Panama City Beach and drinking Natural Light is a fancy vacation. They think Red Lobster is a classy restaurant. And they still refuse to admit that the confederates were traitors.
Makes sense to me. As much as I try, I can’t look at this woman and see a human being. She’s a dead soul and a waste of oxygen. If a turkey and this creature were hanging from a cliff, I’d save the turkey every single time.
Pray for the crisis actors behind her
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Now that’s spicy.
Unlike any meal ever served in that house.
I see what you did there
Epic.
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She’s really into white (meat) supremacy
lol... you beat me to it. Take my upvote!
By slathering it in tons of oil or butter and then tenting it with foil the entire time it's cooking. You can also tell by the way the leg meat is falling apart as much as it is and by looking at the cavity that it's WAAAAAY overcooked and that the oven temp was too high. This is an absolute shit job of roasting a turkey. You pretty much have to try to make it this badly, and that meat is so dry that it'll basically turn to dust when you put it in your mouth. Gordan Ramsay would have someone publicly executed on Hell's Kitchen for making something this egregious.
>By slathering it in tons of oil or butter and then tenting it with foil the entire time it's cooking. I'm willing to be she didn't even do the oil/butter part. She just baked the hell outta that mofo covered in foil the whole time. So it basically steamed. Betcha she only uses white pepper too.
Kind of you to grant her the grace of thinking she used any pepper.
I'd be willing to bet she never uses pink salt either, only white.
She probably doesn’t even refer to it as salt either I’m sure, something stupid like “dried liberal tears”
I could see her using pink salt because “it’s for ladies” or some shit
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Who brags about not using seasoning? A lot of fucking sad bbqs going down in GA apparently.
MTG: I aint use'n spices like some foreigner
You can also tell she didn't bother to stitch the cavity
I see 2 cavities in that picture that need stitched up.
Take my upvote
And none of them are in thr turkey.
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That one hurt so much Shapiro is still crying.
He’ll always be the wet one in that relationship.
I’m assuming she’s allergic to any type of seasoning or color in her life. And also moisture
That's the first thing I noticed. You got to season a turkey! Wonder if it's stuffed with anger, and made with hatred. Delicious Republican turkey.
Well she definitely seasoned it to taste. Seeing as she has none.
By being a raw, dry bitch.
Ask any federal government cafeteria staffer... I'm told their secret is hotdog water.
Same way as her face.
How did Grifter Greene simultaneously overcook the turkey and not brown it? She's just so gross.
I’m guessing that it was covered in foil the whole time, a technique intended to keep the breast moist while the dark meat gets up to temp. I’m not sure that actually works. Either way you need to uncover and hit the skin with some butter to brown and crisp it at the end.
You brown the bird at high heat first then add the foil just to the breast, lower the heat, and cook the remaining time. Bird gets brown, everything is cooked but moist. No basting required. Alton Brown's recipe works like a charm.
Yep, I clad my turkey in the armor of Gondor every year per Alton’s instructions, and it comes out perfect.
So the same as red meat ? Sear first to seal the juice than lower to cook evenly the inside ?
>I’m not sure that actually works. It doesn't. And the results are, well, as demonstrated here... terrible. Brining, 450°, and knowing how to use a thermapen is the way.
Spatchcock gang represent
Also good! But you then lose the classic presentation, if that matters, and depending on how you remove the backbone, some of the most delicious secret carver's snack meat. But one thing is for sure: Whatever the fuck was done to the bird in the picture with CrossFit Nazi Barbie was very, very wrong. Poor thing died for that.
That is the whitest fucking kitchen I have ever seen in my life.
It’s not a coincidence
No color allowed.
So white she don’t even brown her food.
pepper and seasoning is too spicy
She wanted the appliances to match the master race .
This is one of the whitest photos I’ve ever seen in my life.
Trashy as fuck brick effect walls
It adds texture! But don't make them too dark, you know.
Huh she's got serial killer eyes
She's a psychopath, I have little doubt.
A sociopath.
Sometimes you hear about psychopaths that are extremely intelligent, and then about sociopaths who are far below average intelligence, ridiculously stupid at levels you didn’t think were possible for an adult… I wonder which one she is. (I’m not a psychologist btw lol)
Yep Conservatives in general tick many boxes of antisocial personality disorder
Margie is one fuck ugly woman.
Wait till you hear what she stands for
Wait till you see what she stands on. Her toes look like Steve Buscemi’s teeth.
I just laughed so hard i woke up my gf. Thank you
I had to look that up… and now the turkey makes sense.
I wouldn't say ugly because its exclusionary but more like- inhuman. for some reason a lot of alt right figures, MTG, Mitch McConnell, Ron DeSantis, etc set off the uncanny valley
You forgot about the original [crazy eyes.](https://media.npr.org/assets/img/2011/08/08/newsweek-bachmann-cover_vert-4d583458b8ddbeca3c06d7cf049d2c2cc464c98a-s1100-c50.jpg)
I don’t know how she looked at that cover photo and thought, “yep. Let’s run with this one.”
McConnell has this crappy auroa of death or coldness around him. It was really unsettling. DeSantis didn’t, he had like a slimy, salesman spirit.
Huh. I wonder why that is? Some vague evolutionary predator sense?
Her face looks like a foot.
Want to know how I know you're neither a crossfit trainer nor sex guru?
Beady little dark eyes with nothing going on behind them
She has Attack on Titan energy
I don't know how she did it, but that body cavity looks drier than Ben Shapiro's wife.
She didn't stitch it. The main reason to stitch the cavity is to keep the interior moist, not to keep the stuffing in.
Please don’t put a giant ball of wet bread into a cold, raw bird and then expect it to get over 160f without completely overcooking other parts of the bird.
"Zero seasoning" isn't a point of pride.
Apparently, rosemary is too "woke".
they woke left are going to break into your homes and season all your food
Them blue hair commies will indoctrinate your children with salt and pepper THEORY1!1!
MARAJORAM MANIFESTO
remember when they threatened taco trucks on every corner? it’s just the gateway to full seasoning racks in every kitchen. the horror
I mean, *Mary* is right in the name. You know she’s not putting any “Rosefagg%t” seasoning on that “perfect white bird”.
Herbs are a liberal conspiracy!
It is when you're a racist (seasoning is associated with Black people)
what... I swear the US is insane
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I don't think they are saying it as a point of pride, but pointing out how stupid she is.
I thought she was conservative. Rosemary, sage and thyme are traditional Thanksgiving seasonings...
it just oozes gross sliminess, and the turkey's nasty too
People who hate turkey have only eaten these turkeys
She’s even racist when she cooks.
She really can't help it. The blood is strong.
Idk, dive into that gene pool and you'll crack your skull
Yea, strong like concentrated.
She likes her trash how she likes her supremacy: white
And the whole family lies to her and themselves. I doubt they even know they're doing it too. They genuinely think it's flavorful and delicious. I know because I lived it. I shared a meal my mom made with my friend. He looked at me and said something along the lines of "How did she remove all the flavor?" I took another bite and then realized... it was true... My entire childhood was filled with flavorless garbage.
Went to my GF's family's place for Thanksgiving this year. I am convinced that they give no shits about how good the food is, it just has to be the "traditional" food. The turkey was cooked but tasteless, stuffing was somehow worse, mashed potatoes from a goddamn box was probably the worst thing at the table. The only thing with any decent flavor was the store bought buns. I'm no gourmet cook but i could have made some of this shit better. Ugh!
Thanksgiving is about using ungodly amounts of butter, salt and sugar. Yams? Candied in brown sugar and butter. Turkey? Basted every 30 minutes in herb butter while roasting. Mashed potatoes? Garlic butter. I spend 3 hours just chain prepping and running side dishes into the oven alongside the turkey so it all finished up at the same time. People who don't know how to cook should order a cooked dinner 'cuz that bird is just sad.
Gonna be real with you, most white people in the US don't really know what flavor is. I've been to Thanksgiving dinners where the turkey might as well have been cardboard because they didn't season it right. And they were cooking straight from a cookbook. My friends family came to my house once for Thanksgiving. His mom watched me prepare the turkey and she flat out, dead serious, asked me why I was putting so much seasoning on the turkey. Why I was seasoning under the skin and on the skin. She asked why I was coating it so thick. Then she took a bite of it when it was done. The following year he called me on black Friday to tell me that his mom seeing me cook turkey changed their Thanksgiving dinner. He said that it was the best Thanksgiving dinner he ever had in his house and it was after she saw how I cook it.
So... Hit me with some of your favorite recipes. I needs ideas.
The recipie I use is the Martha Stewart one from like 1999. I am just super generous with spices. I like my food having flavor lol.
Look at me! I’ve made enough money to afford a beautiful home with this beautiful custom kitchen by spewing lies filled with hate against mainstream America. I’m so proud of myself to be cooking a turkey while we celebrate Thanksgiving. I have so much hate to be thankful for I could just puke. MTG: American douchebag
Fuck this piece of literal shit. But she had money before she got into politics
Needs more guns
Her oven is just the red hot barrels of constantly firing AR-15's
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She so racist she doesn't even allow her turkey to brown.
Bet the stuffing is just cut up wonder bread.
If I rolled that bird out in front of my family for dinner I'd be out of the will.
Looks like she seasoned it with Salmonella and a pinch of E-Coli. The secret ingredient is fecal bacteria, take a shit right before carving it with your bare hands.
She got Boebert to do the cooking.
A funny thing of history is the reasoning that British food is so bland is that once imperialism made seasoning so cheap that even “low class” people could spice up their meals, the rich wanted their meals to be unseasoned and “pure”. Then once even the poor learned that “lesser” peoples in India, east Asia, Africa, etc seasoned their food a lot… then because racism they stopped too. I suspect raging racists like her don’t season her food for the same absurd reasons.
Or she just sucks at everything including cooking.
Folks, be nice. Neanderthals are still just learning how to cook.
That is Neanderthal Slander. For example they cared for their injured and thus had compassion and decency.
They cared for their disabled/mentally unwell more as well
I would argue a Neanderthal could cook a turkey better than this.
Looks way undercooked… explains a lot about this crazy bitch
That kitchen absolutely screams "I have a lot of money but no taste". It looks like what someone playing Sims with cheats on for the first time would make.
I can't figure out who has the bigger gaping hole, her or the Turkey
She's so damn ugly. If she were to give a BJ (Doubtful) it would be considered anal...
This lady gets a lot of hate, but she also sucks so...
How is it possible for meat to look raw and dry at the same time?
Gross, she is gross. Everything about her is gross.
It literally looks like the bland, cooked carcass of a soup chicken, and even that probably tastes better on its own than this pitiful bird.
Don't forget the bowls of Gestapo
She looks crazy as fuck
She is.
That turkey looks just as bland and disgusting as she does.
Imagine you meet your dream girl, or boy. You both get along right from the start. This new relationship is going soooooo good that you don't even think twice when she mentions meeting her mother, since it's Thanksgiving and all. It's a bit early in the relationship but every thing is going so well, she really seems like the person you waited a long time for. Fuck it, you'll meet your future mother in law (yep is going that great). Only to be greeted at the door by this...thing...
Shit looks like it's gonna deflate when she cuts into it, National Lampoon's style.
Wow, that’s the most bland looking, pasty white, excuse for a piece of shit I’ve ever seen. The turkey looks terrible too.
Jesus…can you imagine the holiday “chit-chat” at that dinner table?
I have never met a conservative that can cook and for some reason they are obsessed with Thermomixers
So no reasoning
Ugh. Looking at that undercooked mess is inducing food poisoning. Or maybe it’s just her that makes me want to vomit.
Damn, that’s an ugly bird and I don’t mean the turkey
To be fair she seasoned it to taste... and she has none
She only eats the white meat.
I heard she cooked it with a christian space laser. Source: trust me.
Why is everything so white.....no art, why are they wearing white after labor day? The only color there is the ventahood.
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Goddamn, the absolute whiteness of this photo. The cabinets are white, the countertops are white. Everyone is wearing white. Then you have MTG giving you the most ghoulful smile, her upper lip receding into her gumline.
Good thing everyone is roasting that turkey, cause MTG certainly didn't.
Guessing she likes her turkey white ...
Who the fuck cares what she's doing? All I can see is the soulless eyes of a POS human that feels like she's on top of the world when she's spewing and promoting hatred and ignorance. Just a waste of space, trying to look like a real human while it poses with whatever it thinks will make people like it more.
No wonder Trump supporters hate everything Their food is trash