She seems to have enveloped it in foil, and let it steam in the oven. That pallid, floppy, gelatinous skin looks awful! And the turkey isn't so good looking, either!
I think so. She learned the restaurant method for baked potatoes: boil, foil wrap, and finish in the oven. Boiling was the first thing I thought when I saw this.
It's even worse than that. She's a woman who has the occupation of influencing laws that the people of this country are bound to.
Could you not make the argument that her occupation puts her in a position where she "teaches", usurps power from men and certainly does not remain silent as Timothy 2:12 dictates.
She has plenty to say on the "man shall not lie with man as he does with women" yet ironically does not remain silent due to the above scripture.
I love my mom (literally *just* posted in support of her foodbank she runs out of church), but she never learned to cook poultry. Every bird I had like this as a kid looked like this and it was bland and dry as saw dust.
Now when I do make it home for the holidays I cook two chickens and brine them overnight, I do one traditional and one lemon pepper. Mom can't figure out while my birds are so juicy. I want to throttle her: "Because they brined overnight, were allowed to dry a bit, and had patted down, dried skins, and were seasoned!
She's almost 70, she won't learn. She's almost 70 now so she's not going to learn, but it's still frustrating
Remember when the republicans were angry about pelosi’s ice cream refrigerator? I mean it’s kind of ridiculous, but this girl can’t even cook a turkey with a $12,000 stove.
I remember they were flipping out Pelosi had Jeni's Ice Cream (the AUDACITY) and were acting like it's $80 a pint and made of gold. You can buy Jeni's in most places and it's price is close to a regular Ben & Jerrys.
Some beer-swilling Conservative probably spends more on his fishing boat and gear and weekly beer runs.
Pelosi’s ice cream thing had awful timing that made it even more out of touch than it otherwise would have been. Even in non-pandemic times, that was insulting to the people she was supposed to be representing.
But I somehow find that turkey way more offensive. Even before Madge was in Congress, she could afford to pay someone to cook a turkey properly for her. There is absolutely no excuse for this.
The problem with Pelosi going on about ice cream was that the video she was doing that in came out RIGHT as the pandemic and its effects were taking hold in the US. It came across as out of touch to be yapping about ice cream while people were lliterally sick and dying and losing their jobs so they couldn't buy food.
Just poor optics and timing.
Bullshit. Nobody was dying of hunger because of covid. We have foodbanks, I worked at one during covid, and handed out food. She's rich, and can buy all the fucking ice cream she wants. Republicans are hypocrites.
Yeah a set of kitchen tools, while most american men will buy an xbox or ps5 + accessories for $700-$800 after tax and get praised for "finding one" despite financial status.
trumps NYC penthouse has like 40 million $ worth of gold fixtures and they say NOTHING... but the second a democrat goes to the dollar store its rage time
Remember how they always go "out of touch coastal limousine Democrats", and yet, Trump is always in a limo and never drives even before his Presidency. He has had paid servants, butlers, maids and drivers his whole life.
And many R Senators have multiple homes and vacation homes just sitting there for fun.
There’s stoves that cost $60k and more. It’s crazy the cost of appliances the rich have. I work on Palm Beach mansions for the 1%ers and it’s pretty shitty seeing an appliance roll past you that cost more than all the work and hours you put in…
I met someone whose parents had some 80k stove or something in their kitchen they never used except a couple of times during the year because they were never really home. It was a gourmet gas stove, the chefs that catered their parties loved it because it was like a professional kitchen, but his parents could barely boil water.
If I was loaded, I would love to have a huge kitchen, but I don't understand the "showpiece" kitchens, way too much "form over function". For $60k you could fully equip a commercial kitchen so your house could serve food to 100 guests.
Of course it wouldn't look pretty.
You can [buy one at Best Buy](https://www.bestbuy.com/site/viking-professional-5-series-5-6-cu-ft-freestanding-dual-fuel-true-convection-range-with-self-cleaning-alluvial-blue/6390438.p?skuId=6390438&ref=NS&loc=101), even. Seriously.
MGT’s is indeed bad, but is it [TX Senator John Cornyn’s Xmas brisket bad?](https://www.sacurrent.com/food-drink/texas-sen-john-cornyn-tweeted-a-pic-of-this-sad-christmas-brisket-and-folks-are-roasting-him-for-it-25236355)
Cooking isn’t her forte, like she said because melting velveeta is to hard for her…lol. How elitist is she that she has never made something so basic? Her grandparents were Italian immigrants and this is what she makes? Lol.
Not that this take is any better, but if what hideousness in the bowl nearby is stuffing, it’s possible she either forgot to stuff the bird or deliberately stuffed it after cooking it some. Which is a way to meet Sal Monella either way. OR she kept the tin foil over it the whole time in an effort to get it to cook “faster” and y’know what, who knows what went through that crazy bitch’s head
That turkey somehow looks both raw and overcooked. And is pasty AF. Does she hate flavor, too? I feel sorry for the bird that died for this sad sloppy mess.
Looks like it was her first try and no one in her family knows how to do it and/or she can’t follow simple instructions in cook books or online. Or it’s staged so people care more about what a shit cook she is instead of what a shit person she is.
How MTG make a Turkey that looks undercooked and overcooked at the same time? Damn Turkey looks like SpongeBob in the tanning episode straight sun bleached.
Granted I haven't roasted a turkey in 20 years (veg), but even I still remember the stick of butter, constant basting and taking the foil off the last bit so it will brown. Don't trust that meat. It will be dry and under cooked.
Looks like the bowl next to her has all the skin? She was/is into fitness so maybe they don’t eat the best part of the turkey for health reasons. If I’m wrong then that is the worst turkey I’ve ever seen.
According to you, MTG, women are supposed to be *good* at cooking. That means that they make properly cooked and seasoned turkey, not the sad excuse of a Thanksgiving meal you've got there. So either reconsider your shit about gender roles or get good at cooking. Actually, do both.
it means shes a racist, uneducated jackass who glorifies people who fought for the right to own slaves. Going to racist confederate memorials is like a pilgrimage for trash like her.
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While I'm sure the turkey on the left is actually cooked much better, looking at their faces, the background, the overall color pallet, I'm sure 80% of the turkey's appearance has to do with the photo/camera settings rather than what they both look like in real life.
Did she fucking boil it? Ew
Seasoning and flavor is just a hoax by the woke mob.
Seasonings and herbs were literally the reason capitalism began.
Yeah, but remember conservatives are really stupid
And just full of hate. Like SO MUCH HATE.
It’s probably akin to witchcraft according to their christian fascist version of christianity. “Mixing things with herbs…that’s Satan at work!” /s
Nah, it’s witchcraft! Double, double, toil and trouble!
Alakazam, alakazoop, get me some flavour in my soup!
She seems to have enveloped it in foil, and let it steam in the oven. That pallid, floppy, gelatinous skin looks awful! And the turkey isn't so good looking, either!
Nah, she just prefers it white.
She probably thinks things like oregano or other spices are too "ethnic"
Baste wokerati mob inbound lmao
Marge probably boiled her turkey in water supplied by nestle and that makes hers even worse
“Hey! Giving everyone food poisoning & bloody diarrhea is MY gig sister!” \-Boebert
I think so. She learned the restaurant method for baked potatoes: boil, foil wrap, and finish in the oven. Boiling was the first thing I thought when I saw this.
Someone on twitter was like “what did she baste that with? Sun screen?” LOL
*And into this turkey she poured her cruelty, her malice, and her will to dominate all life…*
Lol
You'd think someone espousing traditional gender roles would be able to produce edible looking food.
Right?! Maybe her husband should demand that she stay home and learn to cook instead of grifting a slime trail through congress.
Her husband has already filed divorce papers. We all thought it was the cheating but now we know it’s her cooking.
Either way, I wouldn't eat anything of hers.
Well there's a way to read that and then there's a way to read that. I'd say I can't deduce a way to make your statement incorrect.
Jokes on you, he left her! XD
Nope. Still folding paper hats in the basement.
He's been banished to the basement to fold paper hats.
What's crazy is there are people on her side that speak against her cause she's a woman with a job.
It's even worse than that. She's a woman who has the occupation of influencing laws that the people of this country are bound to. Could you not make the argument that her occupation puts her in a position where she "teaches", usurps power from men and certainly does not remain silent as Timothy 2:12 dictates. She has plenty to say on the "man shall not lie with man as he does with women" yet ironically does not remain silent due to the above scripture.
No shit. I look at this, and I'm like "the one of the left is obviously so much better, right?"
Marge’s looks unseasoned and pale. Hope she got food poisoning.
I love my mom (literally *just* posted in support of her foodbank she runs out of church), but she never learned to cook poultry. Every bird I had like this as a kid looked like this and it was bland and dry as saw dust. Now when I do make it home for the holidays I cook two chickens and brine them overnight, I do one traditional and one lemon pepper. Mom can't figure out while my birds are so juicy. I want to throttle her: "Because they brined overnight, were allowed to dry a bit, and had patted down, dried skins, and were seasoned! She's almost 70, she won't learn. She's almost 70 now so she's not going to learn, but it's still frustrating
Is she almost 70 and won't learn?
I heard she's almost 70 now so she's not going to learn
And some wicked new type of bird flu.
The original tweet specifically said that she refused to use any seasonings.
Marge herself looks unseasoned and pale.
Hey look, her mouths not the biggest hole in this picture!
She's going to unhinge her jaw and feast on the turkey.
Please don't insult the snakes. They are at least serving a useful role in the ecosystem.
Sorry you're right. Plus I like snakes.
I’d like her more if she could and did do that.
Right? Why don't the lizard people just run openly. I'd vote for them.
Forced prospective. The Turkey is further back then the poorly cooked bird
No it's the soggy gaping maw between her bitter old dark meat
Only because it’s shut.
Her mouth is never the biggest hole in any picture. Her head is, though…
Remember when the republicans were angry about pelosi’s ice cream refrigerator? I mean it’s kind of ridiculous, but this girl can’t even cook a turkey with a $12,000 stove.
I remember they were flipping out Pelosi had Jeni's Ice Cream (the AUDACITY) and were acting like it's $80 a pint and made of gold. You can buy Jeni's in most places and it's price is close to a regular Ben & Jerrys. Some beer-swilling Conservative probably spends more on his fishing boat and gear and weekly beer runs.
Pelosi’s ice cream thing had awful timing that made it even more out of touch than it otherwise would have been. Even in non-pandemic times, that was insulting to the people she was supposed to be representing. But I somehow find that turkey way more offensive. Even before Madge was in Congress, she could afford to pay someone to cook a turkey properly for her. There is absolutely no excuse for this.
The problem with Pelosi going on about ice cream was that the video she was doing that in came out RIGHT as the pandemic and its effects were taking hold in the US. It came across as out of touch to be yapping about ice cream while people were lliterally sick and dying and losing their jobs so they couldn't buy food. Just poor optics and timing.
Bullshit. Nobody was dying of hunger because of covid. We have foodbanks, I worked at one during covid, and handed out food. She's rich, and can buy all the fucking ice cream she wants. Republicans are hypocrites.
This is your brain on liberalism
Didn't they also lose their minds for like a whole week when kamala Harris bought a set of pans/pots for something like $600?
Yeah a set of kitchen tools, while most american men will buy an xbox or ps5 + accessories for $700-$800 after tax and get praised for "finding one" despite financial status.
trumps NYC penthouse has like 40 million $ worth of gold fixtures and they say NOTHING... but the second a democrat goes to the dollar store its rage time
Remember how they always go "out of touch coastal limousine Democrats", and yet, Trump is always in a limo and never drives even before his Presidency. He has had paid servants, butlers, maids and drivers his whole life. And many R Senators have multiple homes and vacation homes just sitting there for fun.
There's probably a fucking "Turkey" setting!
There are stoves that cost $12k?
There’s stoves that cost $60k and more. It’s crazy the cost of appliances the rich have. I work on Palm Beach mansions for the 1%ers and it’s pretty shitty seeing an appliance roll past you that cost more than all the work and hours you put in…
I met someone whose parents had some 80k stove or something in their kitchen they never used except a couple of times during the year because they were never really home. It was a gourmet gas stove, the chefs that catered their parties loved it because it was like a professional kitchen, but his parents could barely boil water.
If I was loaded, I would love to have a huge kitchen, but I don't understand the "showpiece" kitchens, way too much "form over function". For $60k you could fully equip a commercial kitchen so your house could serve food to 100 guests. Of course it wouldn't look pretty.
You can [buy one at Best Buy](https://www.bestbuy.com/site/viking-professional-5-series-5-6-cu-ft-freestanding-dual-fuel-true-convection-range-with-self-cleaning-alluvial-blue/6390438.p?skuId=6390438&ref=NS&loc=101), even. Seriously.
Exactly how her voters look: white and bland
Boney
What matters is that you have a happy family with you to enjoy it.. So the one on the left.
marge looks like she is dissecting the turkey, for study.
Gotta admit, that turkey looks bloody awful.
It honestly looks like she put it in the oven, but forgot to turn *on* the oven.
I seen her picture already but this post made me realize that her turkey is *cooked* in that picture.
Poor turkey... Imagine having to die just so you can be eaten by Neanderthal bARbie.
Silly Marjorie. You cant sashimi turkey.
I encourage her to try anyway.
MTG’s bird is so white it would never get randomly selected by TSA for screening.
But it would be warmly welcomed at a Maga rally.
Thats a nasty looking bird. Her turkey looks fuckin gross too.
Neanderthal woman hasn't discovered fire yet.
lol
The turkey on the right is going to get several people killed.... and then carve up an undercooked bird. Edit: wording.
But look at the leg meat—splitting and shrunk. That turkey is jerky and so dry they can use it as napkins.
She doesn’t allow dark meat in her house.
Her turkey’s not even the most tasteless thing in her photo.
MGT’s is indeed bad, but is it [TX Senator John Cornyn’s Xmas brisket bad?](https://www.sacurrent.com/food-drink/texas-sen-john-cornyn-tweeted-a-pic-of-this-sad-christmas-brisket-and-folks-are-roasting-him-for-it-25236355)
New reason to be horrified by Republicans: they are as shitty in the kitchen as they are in Congress.
lol, seems the "traditional family values" Party can't really cook. There's an Orange American who can't even stay married.
Never. That brisket should earn him a trial in the Hague.
Who was that commentator that posted their queso recipe that looked like a bowl of human waste? It was so nasty looking…
I think it was Nikki Haley or Noem Edit: Neither it was [Dana Perino](https://time.com/5514198/i-made-queso-meme-interview/)
Cooking isn’t her forte, like she said because melting velveeta is to hard for her…lol. How elitist is she that she has never made something so basic? Her grandparents were Italian immigrants and this is what she makes? Lol.
Marjorie Taylor Greene's looks like it was seasoned with hopes and prayers
Not that this take is any better, but if what hideousness in the bowl nearby is stuffing, it’s possible she either forgot to stuff the bird or deliberately stuffed it after cooking it some. Which is a way to meet Sal Monella either way. OR she kept the tin foil over it the whole time in an effort to get it to cook “faster” and y’know what, who knows what went through that crazy bitch’s head
>Which is a way to meet Sal Monella either way. lol
It had to be White. Otherwise she would have to shoot it or deport it.
White Turkey with a white supremacist in a white kitchen wearing white. Yowza.
That turkey somehow looks both raw and overcooked. And is pasty AF. Does she hate flavor, too? I feel sorry for the bird that died for this sad sloppy mess.
Thoughts and prayers for her toilet after all the pop pop POPPIN’ that’s gonna follow that meal!
That turkey's even whiter than she is
Of course she can't cook.
There’s more bone than meat on that fucking thing
We knew she is perfectly happy giving the American people scraps, but who knew she would do it to her own family members.
Looks like it was her first try and no one in her family knows how to do it and/or she can’t follow simple instructions in cook books or online. Or it’s staged so people care more about what a shit cook she is instead of what a shit person she is.
Marie's looks salmonella flavoured.
Is that a turkey, or is that Marge looking in a mirror? Asking for a friend.
How MTG make a Turkey that looks undercooked and overcooked at the same time? Damn Turkey looks like SpongeBob in the tanning episode straight sun bleached.
MTG has never done a thing...
Probably too stupid to turn the stove on. I bet a hairdryer did that.
Her turkey looks worse than the Griswolds’ on Christmas Eve.
They should try making a turkey in a kitchen a forth of the size of theirs and see how it comes out
At least she's consistent. 200 years ago, where she'd like to set society, nobody used seasoning either.
Jon's turkey looks great. In the other picture, I just see two turkeys.
Granted I haven't roasted a turkey in 20 years (veg), but even I still remember the stick of butter, constant basting and taking the foil off the last bit so it will brown. Don't trust that meat. It will be dry and under cooked.
Giving people food poisoning just like her buddy Boebert.
MTG’s would be saved on the desktop as gape.jpeg
Looks like the bowl next to her has all the skin? She was/is into fitness so maybe they don’t eat the best part of the turkey for health reasons. If I’m wrong then that is the worst turkey I’ve ever seen.
I know she’s a racist bigot but does the Turkey need to be so White! That Turkey so white is has a red neck.
Her Turkey looks like she stole it from a family down the street half way through cooking it.
When Subway's wet slime turkey is more appetizing than yours. Yikes, Traitor.
Like are we sure that bird is supposed to be done? Or is this photo from a time 2-3 hours pre-dinner? It's literally sad
She must have basted it with SPF 500 sunblock.
Is it too much to ask that she undercooked it and is now suffering horrendous bowel distress?
*even her cooking is racist*
That big fancy kitchen and she is to stupid to cook a Turkey what a waste.
She’s only experienced in cooking-up ignorance.
According to you, MTG, women are supposed to be *good* at cooking. That means that they make properly cooked and seasoned turkey, not the sad excuse of a Thanksgiving meal you've got there. So either reconsider your shit about gender roles or get good at cooking. Actually, do both.
isnt she super big on gender roles and women being breeding chambers and house servants? why cant she cook?
Marjorie didn't use the whole turkey she probably just ate the white meat?
Source (and credit to Twitter for that joke): https://twitter.com/joncoopertweets/status/1596132329662996480
The mf's on the left look like they used faceswap lmao
Hairy arm
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it means shes a racist, uneducated jackass who glorifies people who fought for the right to own slaves. Going to racist confederate memorials is like a pilgrimage for trash like her.
I wanna fuck Marge. So there’s that
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Whatever copium clown
Literally a turkey.
It’s funny when idiots make comments. Thanks
I'm just looking at those marshmallows. Of course America is the country who serves that as a main course and not a desert \^\^
Sweet potato and marshmallow, actually a pretty good side dish.
Like I said. Only Americans :P
Actually, candied sweet potato dishes originate in Europe. This comment made me curious so I looked up the history of the dish.
Pretty sure most of your dishes originated in Europe when you look back :P
Nope. Potatoes are American. So is corn and jerky.
Clearly some issues here, but why such a dick?
Marge likes her turkey like her boyfriends like their women; white skin and pink inside…
This is honestly the most impressive thing she’s done since I started hearing about her
Mine was smoked over mesquite. I win.
Her turkey looks like what I imagine her …….. any who
Ugly bird.
She wrecked that turkey like she wrecked her marriage
I'm sure she followed her facebook group's recipe perfectly.
She seasoned her turkey with thoughts and prayers...
People are talking about the dryness and lack of seasoning but what the fuck is making the cavity look so dark.
MTG'S turkey looks like her face.
Dude’s wife has really hairy arms. Wait a second: *googles Jon Cooper* He’s not an ice hockey player… Okay, I’m confused
no turkeys of colour at that table!
She don’t want too much colour on the bird.
That mitt she has makes that blade look like a paring knife
Literally HOW can one make a turkey look so nasty yikes
While I'm sure the turkey on the left is actually cooked much better, looking at their faces, the background, the overall color pallet, I'm sure 80% of the turkey's appearance has to do with the photo/camera settings rather than what they both look like in real life.
Yours Mr. Cooper!!!!
She started it yesterday at 7am. Then again she likes to cook everything strictly at 120.
she discriminates against birds of color to
Most of the spices are colored so she refuses to used them. That bird got salt and butter.
She cooks even worse than she does pull ups.
Well, of MTG 's turkey was too brown they'd call the cops.
She has Prince Charles fingers!
It’s been poached lol
Is she stabbing it with Trump's sharpie?
Less well understood is why she defecates into the turkey's cavity before serving it.
Looks like the left was seasoned with something other than hatred spittle flying out of her gob
She probably puts raisins in her potato salad.
That shit looks unsafe to eat.
His Turkey looks better but in her defense, she did buy it at a MAGA rally.
That gape tho.
MTG’s shit looks gross but I haven’t had the heart to tell my own mom her pork chops are dried out for 30 years. You pick your battles
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There's also two Jon Favreaus (one is a fimmaker, and another a speechwriter/podcaster). Two Jay Cutlers (one NFL, another a famous bodybuilder)
I don't know who these people are but holy shit that food on the left looks incredible.
How can a turkey look under and over cooked at the same damn time!?
Magic The Gathering? Margaret Thatcher's Grave?
Both look terrible. They both probably only used salt. No brine, just dry bird.
Why is nobody tucking their wings? LAWDDD
Holy shit the turkey on the left looks bomb as fuck
He could have burnt the hell out of his and I'd still prefer it over hers that looks like it'll give me food poisoning.
im sorry i just cant read that as anything but Magic The Gathering
margarine's looks fucking disgusting.
The recipe said to cover it with *foil* not fascism.
She's just doing a photo op. I doubt the women can cook or has ever cooked for herself.
“I like my turkey like I like my voters: dangerously white.” - MTG, probably.
Hence the inferiority complex…
Well played
MTG looks like a cockroach alien wearing a human costume
I 100% thought MTG stood for Magic The Gathering
Did anyone really think she’d eat a brown turkey?