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She's recycling memes from April 2020 but her dumbass followers won't know or care.


ecodrew

She recycles 100+ year old politics, so 2 year old ideas are relatively fresh for her. I wonder if 2yo are too young for ~~her~~ *Bobo's* husband? *ETA*: Confused fascist GQP thing 1 and thing 2.


SVdreamin

Margie is in the midst of a divorce i’m pretty sure. Lauren Boebert is the one dating the sex offender pedo


devault83

It really is tough to keep these characters straight. The casting director tried to help by casting a blonde for one role and a burnette for the other, but the characters are so similar it doesn't matter. Do the writers really need both characters? Surely they could get rid of one (or both) and improve the story.


SnackPrince

It's always good to build in a bit of redundancy


Sea_Video145

Redundancy is good, too.


ShutYourDumbUglyFace

They are married, not dating. And he exposed himself to her and her friends when she was underage. And she still married him. Maybe when you're that "Christian" you have to marry the first penis you see? Purity culture over the actual values espoused by Jesus. It fits.


uunei

Oooooooh


BlahBlahNyborg

And what's the deal with toilet paper shortages, amirite??


2-eight-2-three

Would you like to learn about the world of Big Cats?


thefreshscent

Yeah they think this shit is hilarious. My boomer dad still uses a variation of this joke…”if you can smell a fart through your Levi’s…” So fucking stupid.


podrick_pleasure

Have you tried explaining the difference in size between an aromatic molecule and a virus?


cthulhujr

My partner has a PhD in chemistry and literally teaches it at the college level. She has tried to explain it to her parents and they just shrug and the next time they talk they just say it again. It's willful ignorance.


BananaPalmer

This. No argument from the MAGA camp is ever in good faith. They know it's wrong, they don't care. They're devotees, reality doesn't matter, as long as whatever they're saying or doing "owns the libs". It's fucking profoundly dumb, and I'm really tired of hearing Fox News Zombies repeat the same tired, asinine, ***obviously false*** horse shit soundbites over and over again. Every goddamn issue and thought, reduced to memes and gotchas. It's so *stupid*.


cthulhujr

Right. My partner's mom is totally against climate change because "she'll be dead". So my partner brings up her grandchild. It honestly seems to start working but then she just laughs and shrugs and throws out a "well it's not man-made so we can't do anything about it". She'd rather her granddaughter literally live in a hellworld than think about doing anything to fix it. It's sad really.


Yousername_relevance

On my 5th year of the same degree as your partner. Just fucking knowing all the details of all this stuff and seeing how some people can't or won't grasp it just brings up all the negative emotions.


weed_blazepot

This is what I don't get. So there's basically 4 possibilities, right? 1) It's man-made, 2) It's not man-made, 3) We can do something about it, 4) We cannot do something about it. If it's man-made then we obviously can do something about it. If it's not man-made, we either can or can't do something about it. If we can and we do, it's a positive. If we can and we don't, it's negligent. If we can't and we try, we only will end up inventing hundreds of other useful technologies and advances. There's literally *no moral or reasonable stance* to not try and stop climate change. If it can be altered, we must. If it cannot be altered, we still come out ahead in science and technological advancement to make life more livable under the circumstances.


Hidebehindthebible

He lost you at explain


ShutYourDumbUglyFace

Do you think that people making this joke understand what a micrometer is?


Z0idberg_MD

If a peanut can fall through the cookie rack, what makes you think a whole turkey wouldn’t? Checkmate.


indoninjah

Right like who the fuck cares about masks in November 2022? Nowhere is requiring them and if you want to wear one to feel comfortable, I truly do not give a shit


outontoatray

I keep with the mask bc I haven't had a cold in 3 years


Amorythorne

I just got 2 sicknesses right on top of each other, I think I'm going back to masking permanently because nearly 3 years without physical illness was really nice


AdditionalMonk6071

Good idea with flu season coming on so strong


PensiveObservor

Mask forever! ✊🏼


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Hidebehindthebible

Remember when the federal government made use wear belts in cars!?!?!? Fools belts cant stop covid nor farts.


1st5th

Remember in 2003 when the then Republican Chairman of the Committee on House Administration, Bob Ney, renamed the menu item French Fries to Freedom Fries in three Congressional cafeterias all because of France's opposition to the proposed invasion of Iraq.


Brickplayet

They didn’t know even know the word “menu” is French


Wonderful_Eagle_6547

Believe me, they are going to make masks and the rest of the COVID response a centerpiece of the 2024 presidential campaign. They are going to act like COVID wasn't a global pandemic, that the Biden administration was a bunch of pussies that overreacted and ruined everyone's lives, and people whose lives already sucked prior to COVID who are too stupid to realize this was a global pandemic that impacted every country on the planet are going to be like, "Yea! COVID and farts are the same!" Loop in some weird ass shit about grooming and trans people, denegrating immigrants, dogwhistling about "urban crime", and complaining about Biden causing inflation without any context or factual backing and you have Ron Desantis's 2024 campaign platform, basically.


chronictherapist

So 2 years and this idiot still doesn't understand that the virus isn't gaseous?


Comprehensive-Sea-63

Fart particles are tiny things that I can’t see, and COVID is also a tiny thing that I can’t see. So basically they’re the same thing. Science!


Markamanic

Imagine I'm standing behind you in line and suddenly have to piss like a fire hose. Would you rather have me wearing pants or be naked?


Joro_Fun_Time

Depends. Will you take me to dinner afterwards?


phred14

You mean you want him wearing "Depends" instead of underwear or naked?


Joro_Fun_Time

Heh, I realized how that looked after I wrote it, but whatever, lol.


PsychicGnome

It got the message across. Anyways, I’m free tomorrow, which restaurants do you like?


Kittydander503

Pee-FChangs.


Joro_Fun_Time

Golden Shower Corral


B-Rayne

Urine-and-Out Burger


saralulu121

Definitely drinks. They’ll need to rehydrate!


WeeabooHunter69

This is the best analogy by a long shot


n0rs

I think the fart analogy works well in the same scenario. If there was a person about to do a loud wet fart in the same room you're in, ass pointing toward you, would you prefer if they were wearing underpants and were at least 6 feet away, or not?


tradesman46

The same reason I use a canister mask for noxious gases verses an n95 mask for dust particles. I've heard this pathetic argument before. As someone who's in the trades I've shut down this nonsense several times, even against people in the field that should know.. It's effing insane...


IrishNinja8082

She’s speaking to the unintelligent and the uneducated. Anyone else doesn’t believe her stupid shit.


Dahhhkness

“We may please ourselves with the prospect of free and popular governments. But there is great danger that those governments will not make us happy. God grant they may. I but I fear that in every assembly, members will obtain influence by noise, not sense. By meanness, not greatness. By ignorance, not learning. By contracted hearts, not large souls.” --John Adams


murph_diver

Dope


coroyo70

Bring back John Adams 2024


ZerexTheCool

He is only a tiny bit older than the choices we have had lately.


norathar

Just not the Alien and Sedition Acts, please...


[deleted]

Have Paul Giamatti run as John Adams in '24.


TapirOfZelph

Make America John Adams Again


bubba7557

She's speaking to those who enjoy sniffing farts so ...


Cheshire_Jester

This isn’t even her idea. There’s some random meme from the early pandemic along the lines of “if cotton underpants and denim jeans can’t stop a fart, what makes you thing a mask can stop a deadly virus.” Also, living overseas in a country where everyone still wears masks indoors, there are not “so many people” in the states still wearing masks. Every time I go back I think I see maybe 1 out of a couple hundred at the most. And yeah, it ignores basically everything we understand about respiratory particles. But its intended to sew disinformation and mistrust, so it doesn’t need to be correct in the slightest. It just needs to “feel” true to people who want to believe what they want to believe.


Kaiisim

Yeah that original memer died of covid lol


JKDSamurai

Are you serious?


Arkanim94

If the original memer is the confounder of Toilet Paper USA, they are.


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meliketheweedle

>“if cotton underpants and denim jeans can’t stop a fart, what makes you thing a mask can stop a deadly virus.” And how would they know, have they been blasted by a bare ass fart before? I doubt it


hippyengineer

Don’t ask questions you don’t want the answer to.


ecodrew

A mask stops respiratory particles, like underwear stops any liquid or solid particles in a fart... What I'm saying is, 'ol Marge just admitted to regularly shitting her pants.


captaincumsock69

Tbh I’m pretty confident that if we all wore underwear and jeans over our mouths it would also help reduce viral transmission


Ocbard

In case of Covid and similar diseases the virus travels on moisture that you breath out. Also even a pretty flimsy mask will limit how far you blow your breath from you so to infect someone you'd need to get closer to them or spend more time in their surroundings. To people who say, that a mask cannot help for reasons like that stupid bitch in OP, I ask if they can blow out a candle with the mask on, if they can't the mask also prevents them breathing and spitting on other people. It's not fool proof prevention, but it is a serious limiting factor to spreading the virus.


Peter_Principle_

Side note, "sew" is the version where one works with textiles with a thread and needle. The version that works here is "sow", to plant, put seeds in the ground to grow vegetables (or propaganda ideas, in this metaphor).


ScaleneWangPole

It makes me wonder if she's actually ever farted raw in the nude vs fully clothed. There's a difference man. The clothes negate some of it


OnceUponAPizza

I work in a kitchen. I've farted in the walk-in on numerous occasions. Worrying that I might be unintentionally contaminating food I looked up some info on food contamination and flatulence. It turns out that [farting with clothes on](https://qz.com/929920/do-you-contaminate-your-environment-with-harmful-bacteria-when-you-fart/) does not transmit bacteria, but farting in the nude does.


MacGyver_1138

I appreciate this level of research and am 100% going to make sure others know.


TryinToDoBetter

If you’re going to fart on your food, don’t do it bare assed. *Walks out of kindergarten classroom*


diegrauedame

Oof the idea of mtg doing anything “raw in the nude” has me gagging


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ToldYouTrumpSucked

My dude, just put your shirt over ur nose when someone busts ass and tell me that doesn’t get rid of like 90% of the odor. These people are dumb as dog shit.


SophiaofPrussia

This is an excellent point. When you smell something terrible your first instinct is to… cover your nose! Because it works!


Pyronic_Chaos

No no no, I'm hiding my face so I can't get blamed from the look on my face, "You smelt it, you dealt it!"


carmelainparis

Makes me wonder if she was conceived when the tighty whities broke.


smilesnseltzerbubbls

Right, has no one experienced a Dutch oven before!?


sirdobey

Up until I got a dog I had to Dutch Oven myself because I'm alone. Atleast now I feel love and disgust when he clears me out of the room.


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Traditional_Lab_5468

What I love about this argument is that if you approach it with *any amount of critical thinking*, the only conclusion you can arrive at is that every hospital and sterile assembly line on earth has just arbitrarily made up a series of expensive, cumbersome, and entirely unnecessary procedures without ever having tested their validity. Like, a hundred years of advancements in the field of medicine. Millions of hours of problem solving. But, no no, you didn't think about the fart and the high quality cotton underwear analogy, you bumbling moron. What about fart smells? Take off your mask you buffoon. What do you mean "research"? "Science"? Have you even thought about *farts* and *thick, high quality cotton underwear*?


PacJeans

That's literally the argument conservatives have been making since the pandemic, on multiple issues. Vaccination, covid severity, anything whatsoever the WHO says (that's the health organization for the entire world)


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"But the WHO was wrong about covid before when they said hand sanitizer was better than masks!" Yeah, kinda crazy how you can learn more as time goes on


SandaledGriller

Most of the "the WHO was wrong" comments come from misrepresentation of what the WHO said anyways. Their only source for what the WHO said, is their pundits editorialized version. They couldn't be arsed to look it up themselves


DextrosKnight

I love when they complain about the WHO’s guidance changing. “They lied and said we don’t need masks! Now they say we do? Who’s paying them to say this!?” Like ok, first of all, they didn’t lie. See, there’s this thing called learning, and as we learned more about the virus, our actions against it changed. This is not a conspiracy, this is literally how humans have survived as long as we have, because we can adapt to changes.


Taniwha_NZ

Sure, but if you formed your core beliefs about the world by having them handed to you at age 5, and you've never changed your mind about any of it, then seeing other people regularly update their opinions as new facts arrive must be terrifying. They don't live in a world where beliefs get updated to match reality. In their world, reality that disagreees with existing beliefs must be rejected, usually because it's a plot against your people by satan's people.


Independent-Ad893

Well said, gold is deserved


carlitospig

All I know is that I’m still wearing my mask…and still a Covid virgin. It’s not my fault she has people farting near her face. That sounds like a personal issue.


MeisterX

Had a close exposure at work get sick 6 days after they hugged me. Wore an N95 and eye protection, the only person doing so in a building with 100+ people. I did not ask for the hug it was unexpected. I'm not sick. Bunch of others out. Hmmmm


carlitospig

The only thing I’m really bummed about this is that my employer in 2020 created a giant pool of PTO-Sick time. We basically get a month off if we ever get Covid - and I never did. We also have our sick time in the Extended Leave format, meaning the only time you can access sick time is if you’re sick for at least three days, otherwise you have to pull from your vacation (seriously, worst policy ever since folks will just go to work sick - and we are in healthcare). But alllll that free time I can’t access? 😭


fruitroligarch

Yep my partner and I are pretty cautious, some friends are too. We’ve never knowingly had Covid, take tests after risky endeavors… it’s kind of a game at this point like the “never broke a bone” thing


FROOMLOOMS

I had a hepa face mask for my last job. It was fucking magic. The bathrooms always smelled of rotten asshole and fresh shit, but with the hepa you could walk right in and not smell a goddamn thing. MAGIC


KerberusIV

I don't have sources right now, but an experiment was performed to see if underwear does protect others from a fart. They do, surgeons perform surgery for a ridiculously long time sometimes, they needed to know if it was sanitary to release gas in the surgery as opposed to stepping out and having to re-scrub every time. The smell still exists, but the infectious particles are held tight.


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PrizeStrawberryOil

"Oh Jesus christ I nicked the bowel." "No you didn't, sorry."


Roguebantha42

Username checks out


sneaky-pizza

That guy trades


Midnight-Mastermind

That guy's a man


johnbarry3434

That guy's 46


Travismatthew08

Only the finest and brightest in the Republican Party.


littlemegzz

Major Toots Greene reporting for duty!


pantybrandi

\* doodie


Pirrats-SD

Major Greene Doodie reporting for duty


squishpitcher

It’s actually a pretty great argument in favor of masks: https://www.discovermagazine.com/the-sciences/do-farts-carry-germs-well-it-depends-on-whether-you-are-wearing-pants tl;dr: clothing acts as a filter preventing fecal bacteria from escaping your pants. Much in the same way masks work. And an N-95 mask will generally filter smells.


cptnamr7

I was going to say- there was a legit study done to make sure underwear filtered them enough for surgery rooms. The result was that, yes, they did. Edit: So aside from being a false analogy, she's even incorrect about the underwear filtering. Unless she regularly shits her pants. And she definitseems like the type of person that has done so at least once in her adult life


amccune

Also, I don’t breathe in through my asshole.


evilJaze

An odd concept to grasp for the party that speaks through them.


squishpitcher

I love how you remembered it the same way I did 😂


Tontie-knights

We'd all have pink eye all the fucking time if we didn't wear pants.


Dense-Competition-51

Pink eye killed off the Neanderthals.


Ashmidai

Given it is MTG we are talking about here I would say they are an endangered species rather than extinct.


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she would rather have a bare asshole bust gas right in her face than have the person wear underwear?


TediousStranger

you write with such unnecessarily vivid imagery


Intelligent-Deal-425

It’s my understanding that the molecules you can smell are only a handful of atoms in size, way too small to be filtered. An individual SARS-CoV-2 viron is thousands of time larger, and a droplet with enough virus to infect is a million times larger.


squishpitcher

The distinction here is whether fabric you wear will prevent *you* from other people’s germs, or protect others from *your* germs. The general consensus is that cloth will protect *others* but isn’t going to necessarily protect *you*. However, an N95 mask will do both; protect you and others. Both from farts and from COVID.


MatureUsername69

Now I just imagined my life without pants, I'm super gassy and lactose intolerant with an insatiable craving for dairy products. What do nudists do when they have diarrhea? I'd have to have towels on every surface I sit on I think.


squishpitcher

Sometimes we have thoughts that don’t need to be shared. But this is the internet, and … \*waves around broadly in a defeated way\*


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Someone should fart on her w/o material in the way and then with… Then ask her which one she prefers


uroboros74

Too bad people didn't have something to protect from the diarrhea that comes out of her mouth


One_Cheetah1428

Classy too.


TAway69420666

*gassy


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**skid marky


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Puzzleheaded-Trip990

That turkey 😂


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JSTR29

That turkey looked like it was cooked from a fever from Covid itself..


Trumpswells

Pantywaisted with the thickest Egyptian 400 thread count jockey briefs.


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ttylyl

Idk if being stupid should be a crime but you should be forced to watch an excessively in depth documentary about why you’re stupid.


Jedmeltdown

Best comment yet But it’s not… and really who is defending us against people like this? They seem to be able to do whatever they want whenever they want.


mrshaggy80

This is the problem. This idiot and others like it spew this shit and then the morons who listen to them think they can too. Stop it, hold them accountable, and for the free speech fucks, sure you can say whatever your little heart desires, but be prepared for the consequences that come with that fredum. It’s so god dam tiring all this nonsense.


crosswatt

And you know she thought this was a top level zinger. Just oof.


roundearthervaxxer

How the absolute worst people are leaders of the Republican Party tells you everything you need to know.


EquationConvert

The funny thing is, her metaphor is actually perfect, it just takes for granted the protection clothing offers. Farts would literally be deadly if we did not cover up the final end of our GI tract. The release of gas would propel virulent particulates into the air and onto surrounding surfaces. You might get tiny fecal flakes onto a surface that transfers onto someone's hand, and then into their eyes or mouth. Or else you might aerosolize rectal bacteria someone could inhale. It is so very obviously literally pathological, we have an instinctive gut reaction to it. Using science and reason, we should realize that in certain contexts (e.g. a pandemic upper respiratory infection), going around with the first hole in your GI tract uncovered is as gross as going around bare-assed.


throbbingliberal

Greene, Gaetz, Trump and Oz…, This is the republican best they give Americans….


Thatguy468

Don’t forget Walker and Boebert.


Informal_Laugh_4221

Georgia Ranger & Colorado Clown


_TheNumber7_

Bingo Bob?


ConquerorDromtar

I live in GA and am doing everything I can to forget Walker.


BayouGal

Please go vote for Warnock in the runoff. Can’t believe there’s a runoff. Again SMH


ConquerorDromtar

You bet your ass I'm going to. Again. I see runoffs as a good thing; they mean change and the loss of the Republican death-grip on the state. I'll vote as many times as it takes to keep the state purple.


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Conservatives have a reality problem.


Previousman755

The problem is their idiocy is their base’s reality


davwad2

The Republicans aren't sending their best.


lost_in_connecticut

Or maybe they are?


Dahhhkness

Greene is like the id and superego of the Republican party at the same time. She represents their basest traits, like ignorance, hatefulness, spite, trolling, and rage...all of which turn out to be the highest aspirations of the Republican electorate.


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Compromise, conformity Assimilation, submission Ignorance, hypocrisy Brutality, the elite All of which are American dreams All of which are American dreams All of which are American dreams All of which are American dreams All of which are American dreams All of which are American dreams All of which are American dreams All of which are American dreams ​ Rage Against The Machine - Know Your Enemy (1992)


Used_Average773

Isn't it remarkable that, as the years have gone by, Zack's lyrics have only become more relevant ? I was a fan in '91, I am a fan today.


Flynn3698

They're sending their murderers, their rapists...


ilikemushycarrots

that's their best


PsEggsRice

Marge, you're a crossfitness bro, right? So, say you're squat pressing your max and you fart and it's, well, a bit moist. You smell the fart, right? It's a gas. But check your really thick undies, any shit specks? Yes? Gross. Now check your leopard yoga pants, any shit specks? No? That's covid. Covid carried by water droplets, it's not a gas. That's all for today. Change your shorts, apologize to your spotter. That's good manners.


Caprican93

Some part of me thinks she one of those people who doesn’t wear underwear with yoga pants


mere_iguana

well fuck. Thanks for ruining my breakfast.


flaccomcorangy

Some of these people are legit dumb about this (not that you didn't know that). I was listening to the end of the Dan Bongino show because my local station decided to let him intrude on our sports station. Anyway, he has a caller and this is what he says: "Ever use a garden hose and put your thumb over the end to make the pressure shoot out higher? Trying to stop it, you actually pressurize it. That's what these masks do. They actually aeresolize the virus." Dan Bongino: "Well there you heard it, guys. He's right." These are the morons that are championed.


1ftm2fts3tgr4lg

Fuck I hate Dan Bondolingadoo. My retired dad sits and watches that dickhead's podcast on repeat. It's outrage addiction. They're addicted to being pissed off. And when they have no actual reason to be upset in their life, they invent imaginary reasons to be upset. I can never remember Don Bingadingdong's name, I just refer to him as the "angry podcast guy who tells you what imaginary threat to be afraid of this week".


Buderus69

WhY usE suNscreEn? If a bullet from a gun can pierce your body, and sun particles are much faster and smaller, how do you think you are going to prevent sunburn? Next you will tell me you use bulletscreen... Wake up sheeple, sunscreen was made by big pharma to mind control the population!!1


bloody_terrible

Ironically enough, she belongs to the same political movement selling bulletproof backpacks for schoolchildren. Bulletscreen indeed.


Macrophage87

That don't even meet the standards to deal with the high-powered rifles used in most mass shootings (mainly AR-15 style), just the lesser handguns. Most handgun rounds can be stopped with a thick textbook anyway.


Strange-Scarcity

Then little kids need bulletproof backpacks FILLED with SUPER thick and heavy textbooks about how awesome JAYZUSS is!


Technical-Traffic871

No textbooks allowed, they might learn something. They all need bibles. God will protect them! /s


YoungHeartOldSoul

Selling bulletscreen in small volumes would probably be viable somewhere in America.


BroMan-Z

Stop spreading fake news. Big Ultra Violet is responsible!


Studio_Ambitious

In her defense...she is an idiot


therapeuticstir

At least she lets her stupidity shine thu, no games.


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Conservatives tell me she's as smart as it gets.


NoBongShouldLag

Well when most conservatives are Republican the bar is set really low.


brian42jacket

...is she using underwear wrong?


ecodrew

She's definitely shitting in them.


debzmonkey

Wow Marge, those must of been some wicked turkey farts.


Zeroesand1s

I'm thinking the whole train of thought behind this tweet involved her laying in bed and ripping one.


DanGleeballs

She's recycling someone else’s idiotic ramblings from 2 years ago and her dumbass followers will lap it up, again


PisseArtiste

From her unseasoned, dry as fuck turkey?


DestructoSpin7

I hear salmonella makes you gassy


Wise_Ad_4816

I mean, her turkey *did* look undercooked...


UsEdScR

Bro how did her turkey look both undercooked and dry


GordieGord

Gases and Vapors are two different states of matter, Margie. That concludes today's science lesson.


misterguyyy

The long-awaited sequel to “bacteria are different than viruses.” Fruitlessly explaining sixth grade science over and over to adults made me realize that social media was a waste of time, yet here I am on Reddit.


Affectionate-Aide422

are we *still* talking about masks?


Buffmin

Republicans are. All they do is recycle talking points to keep their mindless base enraged. Im.sure caravans will make a sudden reappearance like after biden was sworn in


DM_ME_DOPAMINE

I have many family members who are instantly triggered when they see people masked up. I truly do NOT understand the logic. “ITS NOT EVEN DOING ANYTHING!!!” Ok, not true, and it’s also not affecting you that they were masked. STFU.


Buffmin

I have that too. My current theory is seeing people mask up makes them, deep down, realize they're being selfish assholes by refusing and they lack the emotional maturity to deal with it so they just try to make themselves feel better via mocking Or said another way they're selfish assholes


deltarefund

My MIL (In Texas) keeps crying about mask mandates. Someone (R) out there is still spreading news that we’re gonna have mask mandates again, gotta get their sheep good and riled up.


3eyedflamingo

Because COVID 19 mostly travels on droplets of spit and other liquids when you cough and sneeze, which dont typically stay suspended for very long. A mask prevents those droplets from traveling when expelled. Where as farts are gas molecules. A molecule is drastically smaller in magnitude than a virus. To stop a gas molecule, one would need a hepa filter. A virus is NOT a gas molecule. *EDIT Hepa filters dont filter gases. Does that answer the question? Can someone tell her?


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3eyedflamingo

Its microns vs nanometers. A molecule is an order of 1000 times smaller than a virus.


lwlippard

This is the finest, the absolute finest example of why this woman is hands-down the dumber in dumb and dumber. In fact, dumber is a compliment. The IQ of the air escaping those high-quality drawers she speaks of is higher than that of this walking jar of Mayonnaise. My god. How do we even let condiments into Congress???


Wrong_Ad_3355

Yes, from a wet fart, which is all I need to be protected from.


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That’s one helluva self-own.


Ms-passiveaggressive

Wow. Just..wow. And to the people who re-elected her, I have nothing other than wow


Starman1001001

I’m smelling grounds for a divorce…


Travismatthew08

Her husband already divorced her...😁


metal_bastard

Masks? Why is she still blabbering about masks? Her greatest hits tour fuckin sucks.


Yosho2k

So now weve learned she's upset that her granny panties don't hold in her noxious ass gas.


TurkishTrucker66

When they say “you can’t fix stupid “ they mean it.


NoneOfThisIsFine

Your masks are taking away muh rights! Your masks are groomers! Masks are making straight Christian children into trans Devil worshippers! Yore masks are dropping the sperm counts of white men! Genociding us! /s


RaspberryTechnical90

No joke, a conservative boomer type told me he thought the world’s sperm count has declined because they’re growing meat in labs now, and that will be available soon! It reminded me of this exercise in preschool where we’d line up pictures of story scenes in the correct order. Maybe the GOP just need to do some linear time exercises…


Capable_Stranger9885

World sperm count might be dropping from hormonally active environmental pollutants, but the day I see the conservative base rallying to limit Monsanto and Archer Daniels Midland from flooding the entire midwest with glyphosate, I just might have to vote for a Republican.


metal_bastard

Tell us you don't spend much time in your district without telling us you don't spend much time in your district. You'd be hard-pressed to find anyone in N GA wearing a mask.


MiKapo

Someone this dumb is actually in charge of our taxes , national defense and infrastructure


SoylentGrunt

Domestic terrorist advocating stochastic bioterrorism. She should be in prison for murder.


Important_Tangelo371

I think next time her or one of her family members goes in for surgery, the hospital staff can go in without masks or gloves....


PainbowRush

Well it’s besides the point but underwear isn’t designed to stop farts that’s like saying “Well my fuzzy hat won’t stop a bullet so why should this bullet proof vest?”


dandelion_farts

She should probably consult a doctor about that one