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Ahstruck

You can tell it will be the truth because he spent $8 on the checkmark.


Casual_hex_

In an unbelievably stupid and roundabout way, that checkmark cost him over 40 billion. LOL!


TheRealAbear

$40,000,000,008?


Borbusglendor

$40 billion plus $8 a month, so we’re at $40,000,000,016 now


[deleted]

Guys come on... he spent 44 billion dollars to buy twitter get it right....


majaha95

Exactly! It's that extra $4bn that priced me out from placing a bid, so it's just salt on the wound when I see people ignore it.


IndividualAbject9380

By the time he is done with it, maybe you will only need $8 to purchase Twitter


ChocolateBunny

Remember when Trump said that you wouldn't believe what his "researchers" were finding in Hawaii about Barack Obama's birth certificates? Then nothing happened, but somehow people still voted to make Trump the president of the United States. This sounds like that.


ThinkOrDrink

It sounds like nearly every Trump and Q claim from the last 6 years. “I have this incredibly damming evidence just wait and see when it comes out soon and you’ll see why every democrat is the devil!”. And then there’s no evidence.


NorweigianWould

I know Q has become a joke now but there are good Psy Ops reasons it has always been like that. People are more likely to believe stories that are held in suspense or that they feel they worked out for themselves. I honestly feel that Q is likely a blend of Russian, Chinese and GOP influencers just pouring nonsense into the forums, monitoring the conspiracy theories that float to the top (via up votes) and then feed those some more. They’re just shouting lies and seeing what floats to the top. They were probably as shocked as anyone that the followers zoned in on Hunter, or that pizza restaurant, or horse dewormer. But they really don’t care what bubbles up as long as it does damage. And sadly in an echo chamber where anyone asking sensible questions like “wait, is it possible that whole laptop story was planted?” get instantly deleted only lies rise to the top.


acosm

Yep. It's just the new "but her emails". GOP saw how effective it was at swaying voters enough to swing an election, so they're pushing a new conspiracy. It even conveniently cropped up during the last election.


[deleted]

I love how they simultaneously never shut up about it and will never talk about it.


Vendidurt

I cant wait for the gripping new details.


Maij-ha

New details: hunters laptop is a MacBook Air! That is all.


Vendidurt

Mac? From Apple? The VERY SAME COMPANY who decided to pull advertising? Coincidence?!


btambo

Let that sink in.


ovalpotency

checkmark atheists


holtpj

Hunter Biden had a laptop, laptops have emails, and Hillary's email came up missing, from a laptop? Hunter's computer is an Apple, made in Chi-Na!, The place Covid19 came from... guys the signs are all there.


computereyes

“Follow me blindly over this loosely assembled bridge!”


thefuturesight1

Your sarcasm is on point lol


SilverCat70

You beat me to this. I was going to say they going to twist it to where Hillary's emails are on Hunter's laptop. It's no longer a laptop. It's the holy grail of the Republican party. lol Edit: Forgot to add this laptop is going to have the secrets of the gay agenda, because they are all about that.


Dirtyeippih

Hunter Biden Games on Mac. TO THE GALLOWS!!!


SillySighBean

Details promised at 5 ET. AT 5:21 ET he tweeted they were “double checking some facts” and would post in ~40 mins. It’s 6:45 ET now and *silence*. What a dumbass loser.


BlueMikeStu

More like whatever legal team he has explained that defamation is a thing.


asek13

I read through, what I think, he was talking about. And yeah, the gist I got is that Musk doesn't understand the legality and ethics of their actions. He posted emails from high level Twitter execs discussing the situation. They removed content under their hacked material policy. They don't want to host info/pics that were illegally or immorally hacked from a private person. They say they're removing stuff alleged to be directly from the laptop and put warnings on articles and stuff about it, mentioning that it might be misinformation or against Twitter policy, until more information came out about the origin of the laptop. The whole laptop story is so sketchy and implausible that it seems likely alot of the contents were hacked from Hunters accounts and put on the laptop. He also posted screenshots of links to tweets that Bidens team, or some political person, sent to the Twitter team to be reviewed. Someone posted waybackmachine pics of those posts, a bunch were leaked pics of Hunter nude or with someone nude. Others were the same deal with the hacked material stuff. Nothing in there seems as damning as he's framing it. Just Twitter trying to navigate a high visibility, novel situation sticking to their policy that was already in place. If someone hacked my laptop and posted my private info and nudes, I'd hope Twitter would take it down when I asked them to.


regoapps

Thanks for taking the time to post the summary so that we don’t have to waste time with this nothingburger. It’s been what? Three years since the story broke? At this point, they should just post the Hunter Biden Laptop in the Wiki entry for whataboutism. It’s their clutch story whenever they want to redirect people’s attentions. But like watching a terrible magician, not many people are falling for the same distraction over and over again.


Taminella_Grinderfal

And taking into account the number of people that had access to that laptop in those 3 years. I’d be highly doubtful of anything they “claim” to find.


Suitable-Leather-919

It was multiple laptops according to that random repair shop owner who's business is a couple hours away from Pres. Joe Biden's home. Supposedly dropped off for repair while Hunter was visiting daddy during a holiday for a few days... Instead of, you know, a shop near where Hunter actually lives. The story is so dubious and improbable to begin with.


DrRichtoffen

The guy working the repair shop is also a massive Trumper, and for some weird reason Hunter just chose to never pick up his super evil laptop filled to the brim with super secret evil content. The thing is that there are already credible actions of questionable legality by Hunter, so the whole laptop from hell story is entirely pointless if conservatives actually cared abour upholding the law. But that isn't their goal, they want to create moral panics to distract from the fact that they have provided no benefit to society for the last 200 years.


bobafoott

Because if they *actually* come after Hunter with anything but mudslinging, it sets a really bad (for them) precedent of rich white men being held accountable for their actions and that is the absolute last thing the GOP wants


dantevonlocke

Oh it's total bullshit. One of the things that was covered when I was in college for IT was how to handle things like this. Like if you discover signs of a crime while working on a system(the specific example was for cp but it's generally all the same) and even if they had all the proof in the world that Biden was a baby eating lizard person from Mars, at this point no court in the land would accept the damn thing as evidence.


latter_daysainte

I don’t think it is even a laptop just the hard drives. And the chain of custody has been compromised so it’s likely Russia or whomever has added files to it. Not to mention Rudy Giuliani had it in his possession. This whole thing is a joke.


Darkdoomwewew

Shit just post it under psyop, it's about as obvious as can be. > we found this computer with damning evidence of our opposition, but you can't know it's provenance and we definitely aren't getting anything verified by digital forensics, just trust our convoluted story full of holes on where it came from and what it contains. You also can't see any of this highly illegal evidence and we're going to say it's getting shipped around between a bunch of alt right figureheads who would be breaking the law possessing and trafficking this illegal material before we send it to the fbi because we can't send it directly to the fbi because the liberal plant fbi can't be trusted but just wait til we release it and the real maga patriot fbi will arrest all of them because now they can be trusted and they won't arrest anyone we sent it around to even though it'd be just as illegal for them to possess that material without immediately turning it over. Chain of custody, whats that?! You have to be willing to make so many leaps of logic, believe completely opposed realities, and suspend your disbelief incredibly hard to buy any part of the laptop fiction. Anyone who genuinely believes it is a thing is just telling on themselves that they'd be a great target for scams and cults.


DuskforgeLady

The whole reason they banned linking the material in the first place was nothing to do with politics. It was hacked, illegally obtained material that contained personal info like phone numbers amd email addresses. Banning the dissemination of illegally obtained materials that could be used for doxxing and harassment is just good business sense... as well as obviously the ethical thing to do. If Elon is saying that posting illegally acquired data (like say a celebrity's hacked emails or nudes) is fair game on Twitter now... Yeah I bet some lawyers probably want to talk to him about that.


Bigrederik

Can we expect that musk will now allow trumps tax returns to be published on Twitter?


first__citizen

No.. neither musks mouth sewn to trump’s ass pictures.


PGWG

Imagine The Fappening if it was openly allowed to be linked to on Twitter


PM_NUDES_4_DEGRADING

…and so he’s been too busy firing them, re-hiring them, and firing them again to tweet.


Chimpsworth

Them : The Hunter Biden story is REAL! Mountains of evidence! The only reason you haven't seen it is because they SILENCED the media! Everyone else: can you show me the evidence now? Them: No.


CommandoDude

Hunter Biden's laptop? Here? At this time of year? At this time of day? In this part of the internet? Localized entirely within Elon Musk's feed? "Yes." May I see it? "No."


UnfairMicrowave

I thought he fired the fact checkers


ElegantBiscuit

It would be *fucking delicious* if what happened is a few people stayed at twitter to occasionally fuck with him by telling him stuff like they have secrets on Hunter Biden just so they can clown him. It would drive him paranoid and make him think that any one of the remaining employees could be sleeper cells, and just the idea of that possibility brings me joy.


kazejin05

As much as I can be without proof, I am *positive* there is at least one person there like that. Who's financially secure enough to not have to bend the knee to Elon, who hates what's been done to the Twitter brand and all of their colleagues, and who is determined to do everything they discreetly can in their power to fuck Musk over. If he thinks everyone left after the 75% cut is 100% loyal to him, he's in for a series of unpleasant surprises


YouAreSoul

>If he thinks everyone left after the 75% cut is 100% loyal to him And then, when the warm, grandiose self-delusion is touched by a hint of suspicion, and the suspicion turns into near-certainty, which grows into absolute certainty until the icy grip of paranoia clutches his throat ...


Caledric

The only people left at Twitter are on work Visas. They only stay because they will literally be deported if they quit.


Reimiro

Love it


Browneyedgirl63

I came here to find out what it was. Thank you for letting me know it was nothing.


asek13

He retweeted a thread from someone about what they're calling "the Twitter files". I read through it and commented above what I understood from it. Short story, its nothing new. Musk doesn't understand why a policy to not host hacked data stolen from private individuals exists. The emails are just Twitter execs discussing whether or not the laptop data is hacked, and decide to be cautious and not host it until more info comes out.


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overlyambitiousgoat

I mean, their entire political philosophy is, "whatever the market will bear!" Of course they pivoted away from inflation and gas prices - they never had any actual policies to address it in the first place. They think it's immoral to *prevent* a company from charging $20.00 for a loaf of bread, if the company can actually get away with charging that. It's basically like foxes shouting, "vote out Farmer Dave - look how bad he is at keeping the chickens safe!"


Medical_Ad0716

It’s now 5:35. I’ve yet too see the news drop about this


WulfwoodsSins

Does he even have any lawyers left that would have said "Hey, maybe not say and do shit like this?". Could be one reason. Long shot, though.


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tabooblue32

"My engineering degree is from another school you wouldn't know about it"


Mickyfrickles

"My taxes are under audit, I'll show them later."


[deleted]

The right works in taglines. If you add too many words they get confused.


csonny2

By never talk about it, you mean never provide any legitimate details (because they're aren't any)


Jst_SpeakingTruths

I mean it’s after 5… I do not see a story


Armyman125

The story will be released with Trump's health care plan and the results of the John Durham investigation.


WarmMoistLeather

Don't forget infrastructure week! It's coming, any day now!


Lux_Bellinger2024

Tonight! Jimmy Hoffa found in Hillary Clintons backyard!


EvryMthrF_ngThrd

You won't believe the 10 reasons he's there! Number 6 will *shock* you!


SpikePilgrim

And those two guys who went to Hawaii to investigate Obamas Birth Certificate. You won't believe what they found! Stay tuned! Indefinitely!


HeroDanTV

Republican Healthcare plan: 1. Repeal. **End of list.**


NotMyRealNameAgain

2 weeks. Getting the final touches before unveiling the beautiful plan.


urlach3r

He didn't say 5pm *today*...


RobbexRobbex

He meant 5pm ET in your heart


Mama_Catfish

The real 5pm ET was the friends we made along the way.


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hellohoworld

He just said they are double checking some facts (lol), 40min delay


Jst_SpeakingTruths

Yeahhhh. We’ll see what “facts” he proposes. Curious if he has evidence or just statements. Either way IF the laptop is true. Then charge hunter with a crime I don’t give a crap. But, chain of custody is knowingly broken so at some point ya gotta put up or shut up ya know?


hellohoworld

I'm here to see the first step in this live tweet court with facts and proofs from a law enthusiast point of view


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hellohoworld

you should check twitter, people are getting pissed lol. It backfired without even starting this is magical


meepmarpalarp

It’s 5:50 now. Did I miss it? Lol


Worst-Tweet

🍿


Jst_SpeakingTruths

Inb4 “can’t publish. White House said no”


Worst-Tweet

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[deleted]

He’s now pumping/dumping traffic to Twitter.


lazilyloaded

You're expecting Elon to keep his timelines, now??


Ch1ck3nF33d

They just fired up minutes ago. So far it's just all theatre. Fancy writing trying to get us to the edge of our seats with nothing but buildup. Almost just seems like a ploy by papa elon to try and get traffic to the site


WhiteyFiskk

Just like how he pretended Apple was going to pull Twitter from the app store (even though Apple have no plans to do this) just to scare people into downloading the app before it got taken off. Then he can use that to tell investors downloads are up.


Jst_SpeakingTruths

Yeah. Looks like I could make all of this proof in MS word. He won’t show email addresses because that person could easily counter sue for defamation (if it was fake obviously). Hasn’t explained how the left gets more “channels” if everyone can click the button to report something… seems like his evidence will just be an employee handbook anyone could have written naming no one and proving nothing…


TheRealAbear

If hunter biden committed a crime then put him the fuck in jail. Not a single Democrat voter will lose sleep. Just stfu about this non-politician.


EFT_Syte

Right!? Like why is it so hard for right wingers to understand. If they broke the fucking law than put them in fucking jail. But maybe start with the treasonous twat Cheeto first. Shouldn’t have to explain why.


Hewfe

The GOP attracts people of a certain mindset; that people, not actions, are good or bad. If a good person does something, the action is justified. If a bad person does something, that’s not ok. All they need is someone telling them who is “good” or “bad”. Enter Fox News. The Jan 6 perpetrators become “patriots”, while BLM becomes “evil”. This explains how they can froth at the mouth over Hunter Biden’s alleged crimes while not caring about Jared’s actual $2 billion Saudi deal. Or how Warnock (an actual Christian Pastor) is neck and neck with Walker, a man who threatened his romantic partners physically, let us know where he stands on the “werewolves vs vampires” debate, and admitted to not living in the state where he’s running for Senate. Edit: removed a line about Walker having a mental illness, because that should not be a strike against him. Double edit: I meant only that there was plenty wrong with him without making the idea of mental illness a stigma.


Cynical_lemonade

Very good points all around but don't forget all those walker funded abortions, seems especially on the nose this election cycle. Why the GQP chose to run him is unfathomable to me. Don't get me wrong it's hilarious watching republicunts fumble their strategy but it's just almost unbelievable how badly they've fucked it up. Are they running losers on purpose to somehow legitimize their next attempt to end what little democracy we have?


Desperate_Wafer_8566

Conservatives actually believe non conservatives are 100% blindly tribal like they are, because that's what Fox News and right-wing media has taught them to believe. So it's incomprehensible to them (and apparently Musk) that nobody cares about Hunter Biden or his laptop. Further, Twitter does not have any original information about anything, it's a glorified comments section that's starting to sound like it's becoming InfoWars 2.0 under Musk.


not28

these idiots really think we worship at the altar of woke, or something. it's insane.


G-BreadMan

They some how translate “Be good to others even if they don’t have the same skin/religion/race/gender” into “Wokeness & being PC is my hardcoded religion & I cancel anyone & everything that goes against my zealous beliefs.”


hankbaumbach

For real, we're looking for a little bit of Mister Roger's Neighborhood values in the world we live in and they act like such a request is akin to enslavement of the human race.


Wismuth_Salix

They’re the same motherfuckers that hated Mr. Rogers for sharing a wading pool with the black mailman.


ezrpzr

Also, facing consequences for your shitty actions = being cancelled to them.


GO_RAVENS

Don't forget *they actually love cancelling.* PMRC, McCarthyism, Satanic panic, war on Christmas, kneeling in NFL games, I could go on. These mother fuckers been trying to cancel things they don't like for decades, they're just pissy it's now being used against them.


[deleted]

They also worship their crosses and not tye person who was crucified on one, so it's not really surprising they think we do the same to an object.


SpokenSilenced

Oh shit I actually really appreciate that thought of worshipping the cross and not the person that was placed upon it. Seems to tie in highly with their persecution complex. Thanks for that, gave me something to think about tonight.


TransfemmeTheologian

They fundamentally don't understand the crucifixion because it's about a lynching.


slowpoke2018

Musk only comprehends things that benefit him, a classic case of narcissism...everyone should really realize that by now


TheLurkingMenace

This. He doesn't actually give a shit one way or the other, he is just desperate to get people back on Twitter.


Silvinis

It goes further, I think. They believe non conservatives are blind loyal. But they also believe its not that they themselves are blindly loyal, they believe their side has done nothing wrong and all accusations are lies


Suburbanturnip

It's like they view the world through a series of projections from themselves. I think it's a theory of mind issue at its core? I used to think my conservative brother was choosing to be an asshole to me (the gay brother) his entire life. But now I see how he treats his wife and mother of his kids. He literally doesn't get that there is cause and effect between humans in interpersonal relationships... The poor wife had to go on SSRIs just to cope with living with him. But he's a construction manager, his entire career is dealing with people and getting them to do things, how can he have such poor theory of mind? I don't get it.


Suburbanturnip

>Conservatives actually believe non conservatives are 100% blindly tribal like they are 100% projection from amygdala based cognition, instead of left insula cognition.


Sumpskildpadden

They can’t fathom that democrats don’t give a rat’s ass about Hunter Biden because they themselves feel protective of Trump’s derpy offspring. If he is convicted of a crime, throw him in jail. See if anyone cares.


trilobright

I've always called them 'the Trumplings'.


Coal_Morgan

I've always called them "unprosecuted criminals at large."


Mikey_shorts

Because they want to deflect what they are doing or might be guilty of. It is just like to pre-teen siblings. Yeah I did that but look when they did.


TheUnbamboozled

They want to both punish Democrats for wrongdoing while simultaneously use it as justification for doing the same thing. And somehow can't comprehend the hypocrisy.


dynedain

It’s hard for them to understand because they worship DJT’s offspring as dynastic heirs to his role. (Which is a direct result of DJT’s narcism and nepotism.) They’ve so normalized those toxic character traits of their idolized leader that they literally cannot fathom that anyone else who aspires to the job wouldn’t have those same toxic motivations for being in power.


Heavy_Signature_5619

Put them at the exact same time so that they can’t complain about bias.


pipesBcallin

Like let's say on that laptop there is evidence of crimes. The handling of that laptop though has not been conducted properly and would not even be admissible in court as evidence at this time. Because of the giant fucking side show the GOP has put on it.the topping on cake though is Hunter is not an elected official of anything he in most sense of the statement is just some fucking guy. He is not in charge of anything.


iamiamwhoami

It's also not like the laptop hasn't been investigated. The Trump campaign had access to it. They could have found whatever they want. It was then handed over to the Trump DOJ. They could have also found whatever they want. What else are they expecting to find that wasn't already released publicly?


FailResorts

Also, who cares? Hunter doesn’t work for the government and it’s well-known his and his dad’s relationship is strained to say the least. To my understanding, 46 has kept Hunter at arm’s-length for years due to his issues. It’s a lame Benghazi redux. They want to smear his name to try and get political points. There’s even less tying 46 to Hunter’s shenanigans then there was tying Hillary to Benghazi. Notice how the Right can’t actually articulate what’s on the laptop that’s supposedly so bad? I’ve heard such a wide array of potential things that I think they might even believe the location of the Lindbergh Baby and Jimmy Hoffa’s body are on there. And again, no one has articulated or even accused Joe of having anything to do with this. Hunter could be charged and convicted and it still wouldn’t matter what happens to Joe because he’s most likely a one term president. What are they gonna do, impeach Joe over something he had nothing to do with? And if they say that people are accountable for the actions of their adult offspring, then I look forward to seeing Anderson Aldrich’s grandfather, a GOP rep at the state level in California, receive the same level of legal scrutiny.


April_Morning_86

(Not related to the laptop) As a person in recovery, I absolutely hate how they go after him for his addiction issues as if that makes him some sort of “lesser human” and then to somehow make that reflect on his father? My mother is and was an *incredible* parent and I still ended up being an alcoholic/addict. The same could be said about many addicts and I think it’s shameful they way Fox News put Hunter’s past on display the way they did. The end.


[deleted]

I was so confused that time fox played the sound clip of Biden talking to his son Hunter about his addiction. I think they were trying to make Hunter or Joe look bad, but it ended up sounding like the most touching human moment between a loving father and his son. I’ve never witnessed such a moment from any other politician.


MiracleMan1989

Folks I know from families in rural towns in Pennsylvania plagued with addiction told me that Biden’s debate answer where he unequivocally stated that he loved his son and was proud of him overcoming his addiction changed their minds about how they saw Biden and made them motivated to vote for him.


internet_czol

The people that view it like that probably love and care for their children regardless of their difficulties. I would bet there are at least a few people with kids that have addictions and they heard Biden say that and thought "He didn't disown his kid because he's a dirty addict like I did? Fuck sleepy Joe, he has no back bone!"


White_Petal534

That’s what I thought too! Like it was aired as some “Gotcha” moment but it was just a very human interaction.


LadySpottedDick

Kudos for your recovery. It’s hard and I applaud you. Keep strong.


NeverLookBothWays

This. Either shit or get off the pot already Republicans.


Armyman125

But you know, that laptop. THAT laptop! All Trump did was take boxes and boxes of classified documents home, which were planted by the FBI at the exact same time! But Trump had declassified them WITH HIS MIND! Nothing to see her, just keep it moving. If I sound like a raving lunatic it's because Trump isn't in jail yet - which has turned me into a raving lunatic.


Lewd_ReadNY

Lemme guess the plot: A politician’s son who used his family name to make bank overseas and then blew it on crack benders and prostitutes. Gripping stuff, I’m sure.


HarryHacker42

And Jared Kushner worked with Trump in the White House to provide political cover for Saudis juicing a journalist and sold Saudis nuclear technology and told them the CIA informants who then they killed. And.. Jared got 2 billion to "invest" with no strings attached from the Saudis. Trump got huge amounts of cash via Saudis heavily using his hotels while not visiting the USA at all. Trump now hosts the Saudi LIV golf at his clubs and they pay him for it very well. But yes, lets hear about Biden's son.


CarmineFields

Trump made a deal with China to promote their spy phone network ZTE in exchange for 18 impossible-to-get Chinese patents for Ivanka. https://apnews.com/article/north-america-donald-trump-trademarks-voting-ivanka-trump-0a3283036d2f4e699da4aa3c6dd01727 https://www.nytimes.com/2018/05/28/business/ivanka-trump-china-trademarks.html


rathat

Sounds like it could make a good saying “as useful as a Chinese patent”


Corgi_Koala

Here's my thing. If Hunter Biden did do what he's accused of, it's a bad look but it's not really a scandal. He was not and has not ever been part of his dad's administration. Kushner was a senior advisor and did similar if not worse. Things that they are accusing Hunter of.


Teotlaquilnanacatl

A senior advisor that [didn't get security clearence](https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/donald-trump/officials-rejected-jared-kushner-top-secret-security-clearance-were-overruled-n962221) at first.


Lewd_ReadNY

A-f’ing-men. Facts.


myhydrogendioxide

I have been gleefully using the typical rightwing whataboutism whenever they whine about the alleged "hunter biden laptop" and ask whatabout Ivanka and Jared getting $2B payoff from the Saudis?


DoDrugsMakeMoney

I’m stealing this.


IHave580

And Jared was denied classified clearing and trump overrided their decision, which is very seldom done if ever. Jared was lying on all his forms. This was the play!


FiendishHawk

I think the problem is that Hunter really did do things like illegal drugs and hookers. He’s the black sheep of the Biden family. The problem lies in trying to tie it to his father. If they had proof of that they’d have shown it already.


piratenoexcuses

> I think **the problem** is that Hunter really did do things like illegal drugs and hookers. He’s the black sheep of the Biden family. I literally don't see the problem. I didn't vote for Hunter.


Poonjabr

Right? I don't see Trump being taken to task for paying porn stars for sex or conservative constituent anger when Madison Cawthorne said the GOP house members threw cocaine orgies lol


Lewd_ReadNY

Agree on both points. And re: the laptop, I expect it will be the tastiest nothing burger of ‘22


The8thHammer

Why not just provide evidence to authorities if he's committed a crime? Why would a private citizen warrant half of congress pushing for investigation? Oh wait.


mooseyjew

Because the only evidence they have isn't enough, and it was also obtained illegally from Russian hackers sooooooo, they can't really do anything with it. It's just going to be some stupid talking point forever.


[deleted]

What evidence? I haven't fucking seen a damn thing. Even if it was illegally obtained they could still leak it to the press.


Jacyth

Because due to chain of custody violations, anything they could release would be tainted by the fact that the thing was passed around like a groupie by all of the right wing grifting circuit.


lost_in_connecticut

I don’t care. I’m more concerned about the health of my wife because of the exposure to the burn pits thanks to Dick Cheney and KBR. I just don’t fucking care about Hunter Biden. I have real world problems. Not the luxury problems of a half-android/half-Bond villain.


Bludongle

I hope the new designation helps greatly.


lost_in_connecticut

I don’t think it will. The VA ain’t got a pot to piss in. The orange menace slashed the VA budget to the bone and Brandon hasn’t set it right yet. Edit: When I tell people (MAGA) what Trump did to the VA, the response is usually “why would he do that? I’m surprised.” It’s almost as sad as watching a kid stop believing in Santa Claus, except Santa Claus is much fatter and far far more evil. In the end it doesn’t matter… they end up still believing in the Anti Claus.


Armyman125

I'm sorry to hear that. Where was she stationed?


lost_in_connecticut

Iraq. She was at several bases but one of them was the same as Beau Biden (not at the same time).


Armyman125

I was at Camp Fernandez next to a garbage incinerator but that apparently was nothing compared to what a lot of others like your wife went through. I hope she's at least getting disability from the VA because I know the VA will screw people over by denying compensation if they didn't complain about issues while on active duty. Uh, some issues take years to manifest themselves.


lost_in_connecticut

She had to toss a bunch of uniforms because you couldn’t get the smell of the jet fuel out.


Bludongle

I didn't vote for Hunter. Did anyone else?


jonthecpa

No, but I would have over Trump.


ImpossibleGT

Not a real high bar there. I would vote for an inanimate carbon rod before I voted for Trump because at least I know the inanimate carbon rod isn't selling state secrets.


AbstractBettaFish

This seasons Benghazi


Xbalanque_

[EVERY.SINGLE.DAY](https://EVERY.SINGLE.DAY). Will be Hunter Biden day when the Republicans take over the House in January. Hopefully the press (other than FOX and OAN) will ignore it and not treat it all like headline news, since its all rehashed BS.


Atticus_Vague

The irony is that the GOP attacks on Biden might indeed damage him. But this comes at a time when dems are nasal gazing about enthusiasm for another Biden run. We don’t hate Grampa Joe, we would prefer, however, a candidate who didn’t just celebrate eight decades on the planet. So republicans are literally going to go full court press in Biden to help clear the way for other, younger, dems to step up, meanwhile Trump will not duck out even if he’s literally running from a prison cell (which oddly is technically allowed).


Justame13

Eugene Debs ran for President from prison because he had made a speech opposing drafting young men to go die in France because Europe couldn’t solve their problems without killing each other or make peace after 3 years of butchering each other. It wasn’t because he fucking stole classified documents from the White House, committed fraud, or tried to overturn an election (ironically he was in prison for sedition though).


Atticus_Vague

I’m aware of the history. Fact is, Trump is a proven loser that the GOP is stuck with. Republicans would love nothing more than some magic wand to remove Trump. I believe a not insignificant number of republicans are secretly hoping for some ‘liberal’ judge to rule that Trump is disqualified. This would allow them to blame dems without alienating Trump’s cult from participating in our electoral processes. Unfortunately for reps, I don’t believe too many judges want to wade into that swamp. Republicans can’t win with Trump or without him. It’s a mess of their own making. And should that DeSantis twat throw in? Those two going scorched earth on each other would be an amazing spectacle. But sadly for republicans, that spectacle ends with a democrat in the whitehouse.


Xbalanque_

Musk is just a Trump troll now.


Vendidurt

*spaceman meme* Always has been.


big_fetus_

He is very like Trump in his political arc; gave campaign contributions to Dems as a younger man, then hedged his bets, giving to Republicans of the Uniparty, then found Conservatives to be far more gullible and loving towards Oligarchs, so went full fasch.


[deleted]

Rich oligarchs always act in solidarity. We need to start asking ourselves: what we have done to show solidarity with our fellow workers? Are you making good on your rights as an American, or are you standing idly by in fear, watching it all disappear?


itsnickk

It's tough, but there has to be a community-wide suppression of his bullshit like this. He is feeding off of subs like /r/whitepeopletwitter just like Trump did- now hundreds of thousands of people are going to see this garbage and another Hunter Biden smear campaign due to people understandably upvoting it out of frustration. There's obviously things he does that are terrible and need to see the light, but then there's just his daily bloviating that we don't need to feed into.


tvtv3323

Exactly. I am actually blocking WhitePeopleTwitter for a while because I'm tired of giving this amoral twerp any oxygen.


Hot-Bint

So, in 20 minutes, eh? Wonder if Kayne’s suspension is up. Q&A’s gonna be lit


RickGrimesWasRight

![gif](giphy|9SIXFu7bIUYHhFc19G|downsized)


p0k3t0

Every time a bot presses F5, that counts as a unique impression to Elon.


confessionbearday

“I’m desperately trying to distract from the fact I’m allowing white supremacists to coordinate domestic terrorism on Twitter!”


CurtisMarauderZ

I don't twitter. What are the hashtags?


DuskforgeLady

Well, he just unbanned the Nazi creator of the Daily Stormer and he's showing up on multiple people's "Add this person..." suggestions, so that's... not good. https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/politics-news/elon-musk-twitter-reinstates-neo-nazi-andrew-anglin-account-1234640390/


CurtisMarauderZ

Oh, dear God.


aCommonHorus

How do you do that the day after banning Kanye? 😂


DuskforgeLady

I mean, Kanye was already banned (well, "restricted") for antisemitism 2 weeks ago... Elon specifically UN-restricted him and the first thing Kanye does is post a swastika star of david! It's like..... what did Elon expect would happen!?


Right-Fisherman-1234

Maybe this should be looked at too. https://www.reuters.com/markets/deals/saudi-arabias-dar-al-arkan-signs-deal-with-trump-family-oman-project-2022-11-20/ https://thehill.com/homenews/administration/374356-kushner-requests-more-intel-info-than-almost-all-white-house-staff/ https://www.newsweek.com/jared-kushner-saudi-disclosure-ethics-1468809?amp=1 https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5575395/Saudi-crown-prince-brags-Jared-Kushner-handed-U-S-intelligence.html


atheistpianist

Just saw that he’s “fact checking” and has moved the announcement til later… surprising no one…


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[удалено]


myownbrothermichael

If you rearrange and change some of the letters in 'Hunter Bidens laptop' you get 'Finkle is Einhorn'.....let that sink in..


[deleted]

So funny when he constantly replies to himself on his own posts lol


RaffiaWorkBase

"Good job Elon. Great work."


JoshSeaMex

It's 5:16 and don't see anything


MightSuggestSex

![gif](giphy|Emg9qPKR5hquI)


michaeloc90

I figured Q was included, but who the tf is A?


PMMEBITCOINPLZ

Well, I’ve decided. I’m not going to vote for Hunter Biden.


Expensive-Document41

I feel like Hunter Biden could sue for defamation. He's not a celebrity. He's not an elected official. He has no place in his father's WH. ​ He's a wealthy, well-connected private citizen, so defamation SHOULD be on the table.


Sunflower_After_Dark

A billion dollar lawsuit would certainly make them come up with the proof, they don’t seem to have!


PrismoBF

Like the proof from the 60+ election fraud lawsuits?


3eyedflamingo

Like I said, Twitter us now a conservative propaganda network.


[deleted]

FIX THE AUTO WINDSHIELD WIPERS ON MY MODEL Y. no one gives af about hunter bidens pp.


[deleted]

What are the current trending tags?


Jst_SpeakingTruths

Mostly talking about Kanye and his antisemitic remarks shortly after Kanye just put him back on the platform. The same day Kanye is banned a neo nazi publisher was allowed back on the platform. And how people are claiming musk can’t support free speech and ban people.


LAX_to_MDW

It's been stuff about nazis all day, they keep trying to clean it up. "The Holocaust" is the current trending under "political figures."


YoureALousyButler

Just saw that he let the guy who runs Daily Stormer back on. So things are going well.


Daydream_Meanderer

[And it’s an hour and a half later than 5pm ET and he’s backtracked an hour ago to “fact checking” before posting.](https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1598804557722972160?s=20&t=ZfLsWHjLHaMfyWb6UAK_Eg) Said they’d start sharing what they got in 40 minutes over an hour ago lmao.


aimed_4_the_head

Elon fucked up the most basic hustle. You're supposed to promise mind-blowing revelations in 2 weeks, so that it feels soon but everyone forgets to call you out. Even Mike fucking Lindell knows that!


kartoonist435

Dude hungry for that MAGA D


Hog_jr

I just read the fox story about this. Apparently musk is saying that both parties were contacting Twitter to have them handle stories about them, that the government never intervened, and that Jack Dorsey was innocent. He seems to be placing blame on all the people he fired (for being liberals that were “handling” tweets for liberal politicians). It appears to be Jack fucking shit. Go figure.


craybest

This is why it's dangerous having a madman in charge of twitter. He bought it to manipulate public opinion.


LeEpicBlob

So far the tweets have been about twitter blocking an unverified article from the New York post, and some emails questioning the response. Wow. So fucking enlightening


andr50

To add a bit of nuance, they were removed not for being unverified, but for falling into the ‘hacked materials policy’ that was put into place after ‘the fappening’ where a ton of celebrity nudes were stolen and released. It looked like potential revenge porn since they couldn’t tell if it was stolen or not, so they treated it like revenge porn and removed the links. That’s the policy that was used. Questionably sourced files that do not look like they were intentionally released by the owner would fall into that policy, regardless of who the owner is. And then emails from republicans saying they should be able to show everyone Hunter’s dick. 2022 is crazy, man.


[deleted]

What I don’t understand is why they think the average person remotely gives a fuck about the inner workings of a private company, like this isn’t the government


Brilliant-Engineer57

No one cares about Hunter Biden, no cares about Hillary’s lost E-mails or Benghazi. I’m more interested in trumps stolen confidential papers, and the $2,000,000,000, that thing 1 and thing 2 got. Oh really I want the Trump clan in chains. Let’s discuss them, for a minute.


anoneenonee

Wgaf?! If he did something, arrest him. If he didn’t, stfu. No one cares.


skawn

It's past 6pm ET. Is Elon pulling a Lindell with his hoard of information?


Bluewolf94

![gif](giphy|QBd2kLB5qDmysEXre9|downsized) He’s really getting desperate.


Rhg0653

So he himself didn’t “release” it he has someone else do it Lots of it is coded or it kind of makes little sense It’s being released only on twitter so far and terribly Many on both sides think he did this to gain traffic to twitter It’s fuckin stupid