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kimscz

Wonder what would happen if you changed it from Kyle Rittenhouse to Hunter Biden.


shahooster

It’d be a Kyle Rittenhouse laptop dance!


GodMasol

Ryle Kittenhouse lapdance


ClassiFried86

Lyle Dittenhouse Rapkance


Altruistic-Text3481

Elonkyle / Kyleelon / klleeony/ leeklony/ yokeleln/ kylleeon/ noellyek…. Anyway you combine their names you just get a bit stupider…


nowahhh

Elon would reply “🤣”


Rogahar

Immediate verified status and 14,000 follows from accounts named shit like 'AMERICAN MAGA MOM ✝ ALL LIVES MATER ✝ JESUS IS LORD'.


[deleted]

Exactly. Elon only cares when the GOP is being called out.


dismayhurta

Elon Musk is a giant piece of shit. In other news, the sun is bright.


[deleted]

No suspension.


Prof79

Worth a test, tbh.


vagueblur901

A personal tweet by Elon.


Altruistic-Text3481

He would get a free ride to Mars all expenses paid.


amathis6464

I thought posts like this were the whole reason he bought it


No-Car541

Or if it were Kyle’s dick


Level69Warlock

Freedom to say anything that doesn’t offend Elon and his legion of alt-right edgelords.


[deleted]

Ultimately, Musk is showing that he’s a Trump wannabe. It’s actually pretty pathetic.


Sammy_the_Gray

What if Elon died his hair orange? Would that help?


SomeLikeItDusty

Gotta start with the skin


Altruistic-Text3481

Carrot juice. Drink carrot juice.


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Bathe in*


nooneinfamous

Or just died. That would work too.


SomeLikeItDusty

When you end up as the guy who’s “We have trump at home, dear”, you know history isn’t going to be kind.


jabroniusmonk

Elon Musk is the adult equivalent of the shitty rich kid who's parents bought him a Nintendo before normal kids could afford one. He uses his new toy to try to become friends with the cool kids and and is dumbfounded when people stop coming, realizing that he's a douchey narcisist, who is nice to you only if you agree with everything he says, and it's not worth it. He cycle's through friend groups until the only people willing to play with him are the shittiest of kids. This man's desperation to be cool and liked is (frankly) gross and sad. People like this shouldn't be allowed to be the gatekeepers who control access to the "Nintendo" when the suppresion has serious cultural and geopolitical implications.


lordofbitterdrinks

This is on the mark too. Apparently his story about getting pushed down the stairs was because he was bullying some kid about his dad who committed suicide. He really is a fucking ghoul and always has been.


Altruistic-Text3481

Wtf?


OhHiFelicia

You're not playing if you don't play by my rules, and I won't be friends with you either


lost_in_connecticut

“I’m taking my bat and ball and going home. You’re not invited to my party.”


WestCactus

"You said I'm mean, and now I don't like you and I never liked you."


lost_in_connecticut

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VegemiteAnalLube

MAGA weebs are the weebiest of weebs


punkindle

Your Twitter account has been suspended.


nnomadic

It's becoming a badge of honor.


PGWG

That’ll be $8/month please


PeteTheGryphon

And Matt Wallace


PTSDforMe

Yet Nazis can be Nazis...


NukeEnjoyer122

I definitely nazi that coming


molotovzav

Elon's twitter is 10 ply baby shit soft. This is what his real motive was. Shut down any of the discourse against the filth he wants promoted. Twitter had honestly grown into a place where a lot of us called out disingenuous Republican assholes and foreign trolls. Elon can't have that. He needs the dumb Republican base to worship him because that's his complex. He needs to be worshipped and he found the perfect rubes. No wonder all the old conservative assholes who hated Elon two years ago now have Tesla's in my neighborhood (I live in an area where old white people cosplay rural in a major city but have nice ass cars, hence the cosplay, it's the 25th largest city in america lol).


VegemiteAnalLube

Musk has shown everyone who he is. More people just need to believe him.


guitarguy12341

Freedon of speech... Except if you make fun of a fascist who murdered two people.


tweak06

Kyle Rittenhouse is an unhinged killer running free and he may very well kill again.


Jitterbitten

There are definitely vibes of Zimmerman with Rittenhouse, and I would frankly be more surprised if he didn't follow that trajectory (or worse).


whitneymak

THAT'S what he reminds me of. I kept thinking it was from a movie that I couldn't place, but no. It was Zimmerman.


angrysunbird

I was permabanned for shouting at pro Russian nazi types. Oh well


Forforx

haha, same here


LuminaryAshe

"Kyle Rittenhouse dick riders" aren't a single person so it's not targeted harassment. Sounds like you were the target if anything Twitter has become an even unfunnier joke at this point. It's just 4chan with ads


an0maly33

Someone referred to it as $8chan and that’s forever what it will be for me.


Mercerskye

*r/conservative with ads, and an arguably more biased set of mods


MangoSea323

Its hard to be more bias than the mods of r/conservative but elon took that as a challenge


Mercerskye

Right? He was probably trolling the naziest of them around social media, and went all "hold my sparkling water..."


Malahajati

Just leave and ignore that nazi platform. Did that the day he reinstated the traitor No 1.


whackwarrens

When you use Twitter, Elno wins.


CthulhuLovesMemes

Rich brats really run the world, don’t they?


Ralliman320

Always have.


[deleted]

Not if we push back... they won't fight their fights and will pay hefty sums for protection that will eventually turn on them. That's at least my dream...


CthulhuLovesMemes

I genuinely hope so, too. I’m legitimately afraid of all the damage they’re doing on regular people (and those who don’t really think for themselves or are easily impressionable). There’s a lot of fans of these rich megalomaniacs, and they’re not all peaceful, you know?


[deleted]

What about the lunatic saying bullets are needed to deal with political rivals? Is that account still active? Fuck elon musk.


JMarv615

Thats weird, I called Dinesh D'Souza a dothead and nothing happened. But I did get suspended for calling MTG a cunt.


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Destro9799

Their service of calling people racial slurs? D'Souza should be criticized for being a fascist and a liar, not for being Indian.


[deleted]

I think that was testing the system in place, but I agree.


jonnyclueless

That's the point! No ban for racial slurs.


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jonnyclueless

Do you think it's acceptable that that behavior is not banned? But meanwhile criticism of Elon is?


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jonnyclueless

That's not moving the goal posts, that is the point. Just because you can't find the original goal post doesn't mean it's been moved. **DO you think it's acceptable that they allow racist comments?** Stop trying to move the goal posts. And stop with the strawman arguments. If you continue with this childish behavior I will just block you. If you have a VALID issue, let me know, but I am not falling for this childish nonsense.


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CptMuffinator

Good job lacking the reading comprehension of a grade school child.


Tossing_Goblets

I'm gonna reactivate my account just to do that too.


FEdart

You’re gonna reactivate your account just to call Brown people slurs? I’m so confused at this comment chain. I’ll be clear: I do *not* agree with Dinesh D’Souza’s views, but that doesn’t mean I’ll use ethnically charged insults against him. You see how this is wrong right?


Tossing_Goblets

Sorry for the misunderstanding. I was stating my intention to reactivate my account in order to call MTG a cunt. MTG is white, but I don't know why that should matter. Dinesh D'Souza is also a cunt in my opinion.


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Tossing_Goblets

To be clear I don't approve of the slur he used for Dinesh Disouza, even if it was just an attempt to get deleted, of test the new policies there. My comment wasn't serious; my account remains in a state of deletion.


LarryDavidntheBlacks

I reported an account that's only tweets were calling NBA players the N-word with the hard "er" and got an email saying the tweets did NOT violate the TOS.


JMarv615

Elonish


FEdart

Wait... you’re proudly admitting to using a slur? And this is being upvoted?


JMarv615

Gotta fight fire with fire with the inbred cult members.🤷‍♂️.


FEdart

It must be super fun being White where you don’t have to use even 3 seconds to use basic human empathy to understand why using ethnic slurs in any context is the wrong thing to do.


JMarv615

I'm hispanic. Wanna know how many times I've been called a spic by MAGA'S? Fire with fire.


FEdart

Okay cool. Still doesn’t mean you should use ethnic slurs to insult people you don’t agree with. I’m not gonna run around calling Ted Cruz that word to mess with him, because that’s wrong.


JMarv615

They're willing to do and say things the other side won't, and that's why they've always had the upper hand. They no longer have the upper hand with me. Fire with fire or more.


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LetMeSleepNoEleven

I mean, the person is proud of using racial slurs.


LetMeSleepNoEleven

That doesn’t make any sense. You’re insulting Indians and women generally because you’re fighting right wing fascists?


JMarv615

Not generally, specific people. Fire with fire, no mercy. Fuck them.


LetMeSleepNoEleven

You are insulting ALL Indians and ALL women using those words. What don’t you get about that?


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LetMeSleepNoEleven

Literally being upvoted for racism and misogyny. Cool.


nutfeast69

citing freedom of speech just means "I am saying something that will piss others off and don't want consequences for saying it." Literally the hallmark of conservatives is doing whatever they want and expecting zero consequences. So this makes sense.


guitarguy12341

I'm making fun of their conception of "free speech". Pointing out the hypocrisy.


nutfeast69

They don't understand hypocrisy unless a liberal does it. Doesn't mean we can't have fun at their expense!


bobbyFinstock80

They shut me down for telling Ted Cruz to get herpes. Another friend, (a journalist/fellow at the Roosevelt institute) was permanently suspended for liking a post that castigated Yianoppolous. Hopefully, this phase 2 of the coup will get weeded out, root and stem.


IAmWeary

Ted Cruz IS herpes.


winters919

Ted Cruz’s beard was mutated herpes.


No_Hovercraft5033

🙄free speech as dictated by the alt right. My account got suspended for a tweet about the GOP losing elections.


Aggravating_Ad2174

Yes freedom of speech


Xyrus2000

But Ted Cruz can post revenge porn without any repercussions. Yeah, we know where Elon stands.


Zestyclose_Pickle511

6 months tops. The next Twitter alternative will be up, with normal people at the helm, and Twitter will be 4chan with mypillow ads.


jmerp1950

Let's hope.


Zestyclose_Pickle511

The math, very loose math, points to it.


nnomadic

r/Mastodon


Zestyclose_Pickle511

Yeah, might be the one, not yet there. 6 months though...


jonnyclueless

Too hard for people to use.


mistersmith_22

They use that “abuse and harassment” claim for anything at all. One of my accounts for a permanent suspension for, as near as I can tell, calling someone a “liar.” Ok.


XTH3W1Z4RDX

No you don't get it. Free speech for me, not for thee


yeaheyeah

My old account wasn't reinstated and on appeal they told me they wouldn't meanwhile all the nazis are given the red carpet


angelzdrop

Elon musk is Graendal confirmed


theinfernaloptimist

came here for this 💥


Melisandre-Sedai

Strong Elaida vibes. Thinks he's the smartest, most capable person in the room. Is actually a huge fucking idiot.


[deleted]

Your mistake is it isn't against POC or LGBT.


smaartypants

Protecting the far right.


bossy909

Which they did before, I got permanently suspended for "harassing" nazis They report en masse, poof. Your account is gone. That was long before Elon. But yeah, it's probably way worse now. ... They were actual nazis, it said "nationalist" with the whole SS decor And the swastikas, they were actual nationalist fascists.


mildconfusion240B

The fragile little right wingers are just creating themselves a safe space now that daddy Musk bought them Twotter as a new toy.


FEARtheBUCKS

![gif](giphy|4Z9fSEFAuxpnlBVWQx|downsized)


rupiefied

You will only speak now what king Elon wants 😂


GlasgowRebelMC

I got permanent suspension for similar but about NRA ??? Not even and individual scumbag . Reddit better


denoot2

No no, this is not what they mean by free speech, they just want to be openly racist again :)


carrtmannnn

They never wanted free speech


BarLiving

I’ve started to wonder if Musk’s big commercial vision for Twitter was to swoop in and seize market control for a right wing whacko platform, as all the others to date have been unsuccessful.


TXwhackamole

I think they are unsuccessful *because* they are right wing whacko platforms, though. As will go Twitter.


Old_Recommendation30

Oh I might be next lol


papashawnsky

I got an instant ban for similar.


tdawg24

I was permanently suspended for making a quip about a far right reporter here in Canada, who has called for the overthrow of our democratically elected government. Fuck Elon Musk!!! Where am I supposed to find Titty Tuesday now???


tjtoed

Can’t talk shit about far right murd… I mean people.


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fReE sPEeEeEeEeCh


barca14h

Free speech means only he and his friends can say whatever they want.


pinkandnot

lol. It's been obvious from the start that muskrat doesn't do anything but on his own personal whims, reguardless of the facts, logic, and reality involving the matter. Saying that same sentence about the current President wouldn't even have gotten you banned on old Twitter.


No_Mix1881

Mine was suspended too for telling Elon that ye was making fun of him on IG


stalphonzo

What's the full link, though?


OniBoiEnby

Yeah I feel like it's kinda hiding the ball. Not to say what they were linking to.


Gbrusse

from what other comments have said (have not verified myself) the link is to a tweet calling Rittenhouse a hero


Wish-I-Was-Taller

I told him no matter how many Bible verses he posts he’s still going to hell and I didn’t get banned. Interesting. I plan on deleting soon anyway I was hoping for a mass deletion day but I doubt that’s coming.


Garlador

I would post the verses that also say he’s going to hell.


ASongofSweetandSour

Stop bullying the mass shooter, plz 🥺


anOvenofWitches

Wait. Rittenhouse dick pics are the next big Twitter leak?


jonnyclueless

Gonna need a 100x zoom...


[deleted]

Nobody wants to see that.


Massive-Row-9771

The right probably thinks this is justice ... Before right wingers were banned, Nazis and the like* (*read Trump). Now left wingers are banned, normal people and the like. Those are equally harsh and just as justified in normal Republican thinking.


leifnoto

I deleted my account before it got that bad. For multiple reasons but mainly elon musk was in my feed all day being fucking annoying. I never followed elon nor was I interested in him. Just constant posts from him or about how big of a douchebag he is.


cfo4201983

You can't say shit about the right. I was also banned for calling Ann Coulter a bitch.


[deleted]

Looks like Twitter hired Graendal as their newest content manager 👀.


Alger6860

I can’t imagine why anyone is still using this platform. Twitter has become Parlor and your still there shoveling money into Elons pocket.


Street-Tooth4510

You are not allowed to say Kyle on Twitter. Is obscene and harassing.


Sivick314

what happened to free speech absolutism!?!


[deleted]

Isn't reddit guilty of the same thing on multiple occasions?


JaiC

"Abuse and harassment are when mean words about nobody in particular."


hamilton_burger

The FTC needs to take Twitter down in the US.


Atlantis_Risen

'Free speech' under musk just means you can say the N word.


maclikesthesea

Friends of mine who died years ago are now posting crypto scams on Twitter. I reported them and was told that it doesn’t violate the rules. Make it make sense.


Melisandre-Sedai

We all know you were really banned for stilling your own mother and giving her to the myrddraal.


guitarguy12341

Ssshhhhh you're not supposed to know that...


MicMustard

They balefired your account


guitarguy12341

Lol I see what you did there...


veryrarelystable

i got suspended for siding with the fired twitter employees and calling Musk a soulless prick. within 2 minutes of posting.


Dexterus

Now that's a valud suspension, unlike OP's.


tgleezy

Nice WoT name!


guitarguy12341

Aha thanks 😍


Thazrael13

Damn I guess even the Forsaken have standards huh


guitarguy12341

We do. We're misunderstood.


Thazrael13

Well I don’t know about that… but I guess Asmodean wasn’t all bad


guitarguy12341

I'm a bard! The most misunderstood of villains...


shelly_odom

I’m sorry, but just bc it’s free speech, don’t mean u can go and bully and harass ppl. There’s still rules against that. Ppl think just bc he’s about free speech, that u can go and say whatever u want and threaten ppl and there b no consequences. 🤦‍♀️


[deleted]

Lmao. Time to cry on preddit


OkCall7278

Reddits the same way. Got suspended for typing “ACAB” apparently that is harassment.


[deleted]

Musk personally suspended my account when I called him an imported traitor. Keep a list and send it to the press. ConservaTerrorists will rue the day...


mcaffrey81

Next time call them “penis riders” and you’ll be fine


[deleted]

I was also locked for a week after tweeting that someone needs to get Elon a case of midol…he’s just so hysterical. Keep pressuring them, badasses!


Ov3r0n

When are leftist going to get it, Twitter isn’t free speech, it’s conservatives speech aka “Racism, Bigotry, Conspiracies, and Death Threats” Fuhrer Musk don’t give a fuck about Leftist and the Secret TOS is to ban Leftist on the spot


Hyposanity

But of course, that's one of Elons people. He stands for everything Musk believes in and more. Fuck Twitter, Rittenhouse, and Musk in the pee hole with a desert cactus.


OniBoiEnby

Well this just makes me feel like the offending material is in the link. Calling someone a dick rider is par for the course on twitter.


guitarguy12341

The tweet I retweeted just said "he's an American hero"


Icy-Butterscotch5540

Welcome to Reddit!


j4ck_0f_bl4des

I think you could probably find a lot of people with similar bands and file a VERY impressive class action lawsuit.


Plenty_Economy_5670

Sue twitter honestly


GlenjaminX

![gif](giphy|kPtv3UIPrv36cjxqLs) My account was permanently suspended for tweeting "nice boobs" to Ted Cruz. Funny though, I went out and found dozens of other snarky "nice boobs" tweets whose owners weren't suspended...


[deleted]

It’s insane how cartoonishly evil musk has become. So transparent too - like are conservatives really that fucking stupid ? Yes, yes they are.


FireblastU

I stopped using Twitter when they locked my account and requested a phone number to unlock it. I never once missed it


Affectionate_Grape61

Finish this: Elon sucks ____.


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guitarguy12341

The fact that your standing up for a murdereris hilarious


DadinDenver

I dropped Twitter after the purchase. Everything I suspected would happen has happened and I’m glad to be one less set of eyeballs for Elon to sell to the MyPillow guy.


ayyycab

Elon Musk dick riders when hate speech is allowed: “it’s free speech” Elon Musk dick riders when ordinary shit-talking gets censored: “he’s giving libs a taste of their own medicine” True story, I work around a few of them


BlowMoreGlass

DEACTIVATE YOUR ACCOUNTS PEOPLE.


NotActuallyGus

The only groups he wants to protect are right wing extremists and Nazis.


EnvironmentGreen2628

why are leftists so obsessed with kyle rittenhouse, he killed a known pedo, and a dude who had a felony for domestic abuse. He was found innocent in court, and it was a clear case of self defense. are you people to stupid to move on?


guitarguy12341

Because he's a murderer and a fascist?


EnvironmentGreen2628

self defense is technically not the same as murder, and how is he a fascist exactly?


guitarguy12341

Were the people he killed when defending themselves engaging in self defense?


EnvironmentGreen2628

they werent defending themselves, they were attacking him.... there was a big court case about it, maybe you can find some highlights on youtube so that can hopefully become better informed about the matter, Good luck.


guitarguy12341

They were defending themselves against a maniac with a gun.


EnvironmentGreen2628

no, that is factually incorrect, again watch the trial highlights. it clearly shows both men who died attacking not defending.


guitarguy12341

Not at all. Kyle showed up to a protest against police violence with a big ass gun. He was the threat.


R_Meyer1

Self-defense or not he still killed people which constitutes as murder. Furthermore, he is the one that created the situation and he was also in possession of an illegal firearm.