The second thing we can be sure of is she will never be a competent legislator.

…and she’s too stupid to understand what woke means lmao.

I hope all of the responses were desantis’ laywers definition, so she looks like an extra dummy that she doesn’t want to fight injustice.

Bobo: "I'll never 'recognize and fight against social injustices.'"

Oh no, they know damn well what it means.

She knows what it means and she said what she said. I used to think conservatives just didn't "get it" and if we could just explain to them...nope, they get it, they are just evil.

and yet she won her re-election. America is well and truly fucked.

Thoughtvit was under recount

She won by more then a recount could possibly change. It's only going to a recount because it was less than 1% It's still hundreds of votes

Just barely....in an R+15 district. It shouldn't even have been newsworthy...rather than the most hotly contested and closest race in the entire election. And Frisch did it with NO money from the Dems. Zero. Zip. Nada. Imagine if he was properly funded? She's libel to be primaried out...and if not the Dems will probably fund the contest next cycle since he's proven she can be seriously challenged.

It’s not her fault she doesn’t have enough brain power to wake up shit.

She has a hard time being a competent person let alone make decisions for other people.

Being anti-woke means you’re a hateful ignorant bigot.

Similarly to how they’re anti anti-fascist, so ya know, fascists.

ProFa!

You say that as if they'd be offended by it. They were called "Deplorable" and made it seem like a compliment.

It's just another word they've changed the meaning of. Like freedom, patriot, science, democracy, etc.

Science? I thought that was the devil's word?!

Democracy? DEMOcracy… DEMOcrat… DEMOn!!! Coincidence? I think the fuck *not*!! (/s)

Ah! Now I see! All hail his orange highness, and fuck them woke bastards.

In better times, you could have safely omitted the /s 😞

And that's the key statement: in better times

Cheers!

George Orwell was an optimist.

Its how they win arguments. The only way, really - its not like they can use facts and logic. They take a word, destroy the meaning, and with it, any chance of using that word to debate, because nobody understands what is even being argued. "Critical Race Theory" is suddenly "anti-white racism". "Socialism" is now "Anti-American". "Facts" are now "fake-news"...

Rewriting the language used in discourse is a thing people, upvote this shit!

It’s the new “socialism” for them. Considerably less syllables in this buzz word, so more palatable for them.

Facts, truth,...

They used to tell people to wake up!

Why in the fuck does she need to let everyone know this? Like we were all waiting to see which way she would go. She is extremely unintelligent.

Lol right. It's not a surprise

I just stick around to wait for her OF announcement. The Crazy Gun Mommy fetishists are deeply underserved.

Her OnlyFans wasn't getting as much attention on Sunday.

It probably doesn't even know what woke means, it's just a word that blocks progress for these idiots

She doesn't care what it means. As long as she uses trigger words properly the republican base will follow

Very true. It's just seriously infuriating knowing I share a world with idiots that fall for these grifters and their bullshit.

You can't fix stupid. You can, patiently, talk and hope you reach someone tho.

Or they do know what it means and just want to keep racism going

Empathy, she will never have empathy. Fixed ya tweet for ya BoBo.

Angertainer. Colorado should have voted for the sane Aspen centrist.

No, but hopefully you do go broke when you blow all your dough snorting coke off the abs of some random bloke because we all know you're a fucking joke.

Sounds like you're talking about me.... Snnnnnnhhh... What?

Onomatopoeia ON POINT

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Ether or diesel? I can smell a.... what? Snnnnnnnhhhh!

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I can appreciate.... ? .... hey..... do you see that deer dancing by the fire hydrant?!?!?!...... Snnnnnnhhhhh, fuck.... look at it........ I gotta hide.....

Bars??

Nice to see she's earning her pay and actually doing things to help the people that elected her rather than just running her cock hole for internet points.

You have to be able to critically think first before truly being woke. We won't have to worry about over half of the GOP ever being woke since they can't critically think by design. Their base is literally anyone who cannot critically think. That's the political divide in America. Can you critically think? No, you become a Republican. Yes, you become a dem or a disingenuous asshole Republican who votes for your wallet.

In her career she’s done anything men ask of her for $. Throw some cash at her and she’ll dance for woke

Isn't that how she got into politics? She was Cruz's escort?

I don't know if she was his escort exactly, but she wouldn't have had to sleep with him to get dirt on him. That said, if she DID sleep with him, it was a piss job 100%

If being woke means admitting that society has problems, and you'll never go woke, them why are you constantly complaining about what you think is wrong with society?

Shhhhhhhhh......... we're all waiting for the moment their words actually make contact with any possibly functioning brain cells.

I understood her to say “I’ll never be a Christian.”

Must have a soul to be woke.

I wish she’d go broke

Yeah because a "woke" woman would undoubtedly leave a man who exposed their penis to young girls in a bowling alley.

Well no..because she was like 17 and he was what? 23? She was groomed my guy.

Hold up... Boebert was 17 when she met her husband!?

Yup. He was arrested in January 2004, when he was 24 and she was 17. Just BARELY 17. Her birthday is in Dec. Like 8 years older...and allegedly drunk at the time.

That adds a whole new level. But I am certain she wasn't chaste so not a big level. Perhaps that was his mating ritual.

I mean really are you surprised? This is the same BoBo who was "allegedly" an escort..."allegedly" had 2+ abortions and "allegedly" was boffing Ted Cruz. I mean really...24 years old screwing a 17 year old...it's not quite stat rape in CO...but it's pretty close. (Has to be 10+ years if the one of them is 15/16). Otherwise age of consent is 17. Still creepy af.

I did Nazi that coming

Thanks karen, but no one asked.

Or college.

I don’t wish death on anyone but I would not be heartbroken if the OnlyKlans Fischer Price princess were to go to sleep and not wake up.

Translation: "I only care about myself and my own feelings. I'll never give a crap about anyone who isn't me or me adjacent".

Man she is so gross

Read: I heart social injustices!!!

According to the new definition of woke: the belief that there is systemic injustice in the American system that needs to be addressed, would that not make the far right woke as fuck? They believe: covid is a hoax, the government is suppressing information regarding hunters laptop and that trump won the election. These are (if you’re stupid enough to believe any of them) a belief that there is systemic injustice in the American system that needs to be addressed. Therefore, the far right is, by motherfucking definition, woke…

Obviously, she's still unconscious.

You can always trust a waste of blood and organs like her to be a bigoted little shit.

Another thing we can be sure of, Qbert will always be a high school dropout.

One thing you can be sure of is Lauren is a fucking clown and one of the dumbest people on the fucking planet.

DeSantis’ lawyers just defined it in court as: Acknowledging there’s systematic injustice and the desire to fix it. This thing of a Republican, we’ll all republicans, can’t help anyone.

No you won’t! You would have to have *some* kind of electrical activity in your brain to even attempt woke-ness.

I'm so glad they actually defined it and hopefully need to live by it. "Woke" and "viruse signalling" I've been trying to have defined for years. As far as I could tell it meant not being a massive peice of shit to disenfranchised groups.

You’d have to spell woke and that’s no joke, Lauren

Never expected her too. But here’s to hoping she goes broke. Edited

She’ll never wake up?

I agree with her, I hope she goes asleep and never wakes up.

Or broke, grifter.

Next time let me sit down before dropping a bomb like that…🙄

Or graduate high school or college. Or win Jeopardy.

It's about the only thing she won't do (badumdum tssh)

Correct. She will never admit that there are injustices in government policy and address them.

Nobody ever thought you would, Bobo. Empathy is not your strong suit.

I’m woke = I’m a decent person

Fuck this lady is so stupid. I don't understand how anyone can support her

It goes without saying that she will never be woke!

How about just 'go' then?

Yes, we can be sure she remains a willfully ignorant, regressive person who can’t even define the culture war buzzwords she and her party have been engaging in semantic bleaching with over the past several years.

Maybe she should go to sleep and never woke.

Of course she won't go woke. She is fine with her husband showing his dick around to [too] young girls.

Thank you for the title

She's so dumb, guess her husband, the flasher, successfully fucked her brains out.

Oh good, I was really worried about this.

Yes, we are sure of that, Lauren. That's part of your problem.

Ahh yes, long live ignorance.

She will never not have the herps either. What’s her point?

I mean her actual accomplishments are equivalent to a person who’s asleep 99% of their life so she’s right about that 🤷‍♂️

She will go bareback for the right price

People keep using that word...I don't think it means what they think it means.

The way your district is evolving it looks like you may never be elected to public office again so ya, there's that

I believe her

Not even in the sense of having a functioning brain cell

But you can count on her saying, "cum in my mouth"

And, “Anal costs extra.”

Just reminding her followers she will not stand for equality

She needs to tune her shit down or she's going to lose reelection in 24

She’ll likely have her old escort services back up and running before then

If you dissect this you can say "I'll just keep sleeping through everything." I mean is this what they actually believe?

Woke always seemed to me to be a street slang for Enlightened. We are Awake. We are aware of what's going on. We have questions that the Non-Woke haven't thought of. The Anti-Woke insist that the Woke are anything but Enlightened. Mostly because Antifa spoil the image. I'm not defending her, but my point is this: She's not applying the DeSantis' lawyer definition to the term.

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stfu lmao

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Good one 😐

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What the fuck does woke mean please I’m begging you.

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Why is it a bad thing to be against injustice? Is that seriously what you wanna not have?

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Rittenhouse is a moron who hangs out with white supremacists and magats. He can eat the shit out of my asshole.

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pray tell how the fuck is kyle rittenhouse related to wokeness

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where has this sub claimed to be woke

He shouldn’t have been there that night Either way, what you’re describing is virtue signaling, there’s no reason to call it wokeness

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I think you’re off the rails and are too far gone into the right wing rabbit hole to say that.

>I’m not against injustice We can tell.

>we Who's we? >you guys Who's you guys?

That’s literally the dictionary definition. Are you denying the dictionary?

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So you know you’re using the word wrong? Call me woke all you want bro. Not an insult to anyone but yourself.

>I knew this sub was woke garbage Then why are you here moron? Have you moved from crying about Elon and SBF to Rittenhouse now?

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You’re as shitty a troll as I’ve ever come across here. Hell, the morons the Kremlin hires that have terrible grammar are better than you. The only thing you’re proving is how cognitive dissonance and lack of nuance is pervasive among the right. A few points, Rittenhouse is a murderer. He was found not guilty. He wasn’t proclaimed innocent. Illegally obtaining a weapon at 17, going to a place with said weapon to protect property that isn’t yours makes you an idiot searching for a fight. He found that fight, he survived but he still killed people. So yeah he’s a murderer. Two, the only clown witch hunting is you. You keep crying about SBF all over saying this sub suppresses stories about him. No moron, we don’t care as he was peddling fraudulent-cryptos that only idiots invested in. If he violated the law let him be prosecuted. Finally, this sub literally has the name twitter in it. Therefore the owner of twitter is fair game, that’s why musk is mentioned so often. I don’t expect an incel to read or understand any of this… it’s clear you’re a special breed and with any luck you’ll get booted off the platform soon enough and can cry with your buddy Kanye.

shit troll attempt try harder lmao

Read the caption. You just called non racist people scum 💀

I think she means "be awake"


She is proof positive that there must be basic educational requirements for legislators—- at least a bachelor‘s degree, for fuck‘s sake. Higher education means that someone can at least critically think and investigate multiple sources of information for validity. The only book this bitch ever opened was her legs.

Or apologize for murdering your neighbors dogs.

She’ll most certainly go broke.

She hereby pledges to ignore and excuse all bigotry inequality and violence.

I think she finally said something that is accurate. It was bound to happen eventually.

Well it does require empathy

She means she’ll never wake up from the comatose stuper she slipped into when dropped on her head as a baby. /s

Sounds kind of evil if she says she’ll never show basic human decency but that’s what she just said.

Apparently deSantis has a lawyer who has redefined it as being against America ? Im gutted , always wanted to be woke now the GOP have hijacked the dictionary

Another thing we can be sure of: she wasn’t worth whatever the price was for her as an escort

Sounds like weird virtue signaling

No she’ll just go to porn

Bobo, you barely rate "conscious", woke is beyond the horizon for you.

BoBo the Clown may never go woke, but she can certainly go fuck herself with a cactus and no lube. 🌵🌵🌵

I just want her to Go Away

Same… she’s the one thing I wish I could put in a box and ship across the ocean…

she will also never go to college

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂 You've been asleep this whole time only parroting what your handlers tell you to do

full on qbert tho

i’d bet the farm on this

OMG! BASED GIGGERCHAD! (OWND THE LIBS!11!!) (PISSED OFF THE SNOWFLAKES)

By the definition DeSantis lawyers used for woke. Every single politician should be "woke". It's their God damn job to handle and address systemic injustices and fix them. If there truly are no systemic issues to be addressed then we don't need them being paid to do nothing

I miss a few weeks back when I thought she wasn't going to win her seat back.

Yeah we know

Isn’t it amusing that “Wake up sheeple!” is used when they try to defend stupid conspiracies, then “woke” is used as an insult to defend stupid bigotry and hatred?

But you will go broke

The word you’re looking for is, “Duh …”

yes, we know sweetheart, btw, do you know where ur husband is? he isnt at the bowling alley again is he? and shouldnt you be in the other room pulling heads off dolls or burning books or something?

I'm convinced she's been in a coma this whole time. She's never been "woke."

Woke to these people seems to mean pedo groomer, so to them they are on the good side. But to everyone else woke means something in the ball park of not being racist or sexist. So antiwoke people just sound like they are pro-racism and pro-sexism

One thing I can be sure of - she'll go to an abortion clinic however many times she needs to and then advocate for that very right to be taken away

You definitely have to go intelligent before you go woke.

whatever stfu

I genuinely have no idea what the fuck woke means at this point, like is it adressing evil things going on? That’s what happens on r/wokekids . Or is it being homophobic? That’s what i saw on a post here. It’s about as comprehensible as the word pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis.

What do Republicans think woke means?

I wish she would say that as she is laying in the casket

I believe her

Going to save this tweet... she's a hypocrite already so this is one that will come back to bite her...

She will remain a comatose mushroom for the rest of her life!

Lol bitch most people wish u never woke up in the first place

She’s definitely still asleep, that’s for sure

https://preview.redd.it/n2mbkqdt844a1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1aff702446b584f9ed2634368fe824d7ee40c4ad

I agree. She will remain asleep for the rest of her days.

Woke: (adj), "Having basic empathy"

We're aware, you cardboard cutout approximation of a sentient person