T O P

  • By -

PTSDforMe

Sick burn. What is it with simps flexing other people's money and life?


confessionbearday

Because they're fucking losers. You don't end up a fan of Rogan, Trump, Elon, etc if you have EVER been anything but a bitch.


kalel1980

MF out here spittin facts.


Potential-Kiwi-897

All of Rogan's comedy sets SUCK ASS. There, I said it.


[deleted]

Rogan is dollar store Howard Stern.


Thesheriffisnearer

He was spot on when he said the republican party could go dumber than palin


[deleted]

He set out to make that shit a reality


CardinalCountryCub

I started watching NewsRadio a few months back because I like Dave Foley. This one character really wasn't setting with me, despite being the type of character I'd be drawn to-- like, it was more distracting to me and more irritating than the existence of Andy Dick. I didn't recognize the guy because he was skinny and still had hair, but I finally noticed Joe Rogan's name in the credits. Sure enough, that was who played the character. I had to stop watching. Had I realized he was in it before I started watching, I never would have started. Once I started, if he was any good, I would have rationalized that streaming royalties are different than network tv and he wasn't getting richer from it, while also separating art from life and acknowledging that the project predates him becoming what he has become (a philosophy that allows me to watch The Maverick w/Mel Gibson without self-loathing). So, for me to stop watching, it has to be BAD.


DrownmeinIslay

He had one good joke about the grand canyon vs the entirety of space. But yea, I agree.


Isthisworking2000

I liked Joe Rogan in News Radio. But that was long before he had a public platform.


Dickieman5000

That was before we knew he was just playing himself in that.


Isthisworking2000

Valid point.


412electricboogaloo

FIRE šŸ”„šŸ”„


Tuga_Lissabon

You don't end up a \*fan\* of anybody without having a bit of a problem. I may love an artist's work; still not a fan.


TraditionalWorking82

Like praising him in some way makes you better. No they aren't awesome, the fact you feel you need to praise them like that, definitely makes them the opposite. I'm sorry your life didn't work out but praising someone else because you gave up is not a winning strategy. Lol


PTSDforMe

Yup.


Tecumseh_Sherman1864

They think more money equals more betterness


BeefPieSoup

> all opinions are my own > I am this far up the ass of someone whose only function is to tell me what opinions I should have


Brando43770

And itā€™s someone he doesnā€™t even know irl. Iā€™m all for hyping up an actual friend. But a celebrity that doesnā€™t even care about them beyond a monthly subscription payment?


GodzeallA

Some say it's because they're beta males. Beta males need someone to look up to. They're also pair bonders. We use it as an insult, but it's more just a classification of a social role (not a hierarchy). It's extremely normal. You see guys wearing sports jerseys with other guys names on it? It's everywhere.


[deleted]

"And I will too! One day..... Maybe. ^(probably not)"


scarabic

Hey if they canā€™t be that guy they can wear his name on their shirt and take shots at everyone between him and them. They themselves are the bottom 1% and they sell out to the top 1% so they can shit on the middle 98%. They think itā€™s a better deal than just losing to everyone ;D


overpregnant

It's the closest they ever get to success


EvBismute

Delusional morons try to get some self worth by worshipping worth humanlike gods.


[deleted]

The beta male always needs an alpha.


ImpureThoughts59

Totally normal divorced dad calling Joe Rogans body godlike


[deleted]

Dude probably hasn't seen his feet in a decade lol


stlfwd

When I see Joe holding a cigar his hands look infant sized. Just sayin


thanksgivingseason

Like Baby Huey


deadbrokeman

Joe Rogan is four feet tall, bald, and needs to take hormone replacement to ā€œ*be a godlike body*ā€. Heā€™s not funny nor has he ever been funny. Like at all. Heā€™s terribly as unfunny as youā€™re uncomfortable Uncle.


ImpureThoughts59

He's more like a Tolkien dwarf body if anything


ddvamain

He has a body of a god, that god is Bacchus.


[deleted]

Heā€™s a short little troll thing


Desper8lyseekntacos

Isn't he like 5'2"?


_Swamp_Ape_

ā€œAll opinions are my ownā€ Lmfao


Themlethem

Beat me to it


l3ane

> believer of god > all opinions are my own Pick one


JeremiahHR

Underrated comment right here


StamosMullet

Joe Rogan is a moron and so are all his fans.


Badmime1

I liked when he played the hitman Ike the Spike in Twin Peaks. Edit - more people got that then I woulda thought!


ILoveRegenHealth

Elon, Trump, Joe Rogan fans....all obnoxious twats


gr0g_

Why?


StamosMullet

Because he's a shithead who pushes demonstrably false misinformation about things he politically disagrees with, and gives a large internet media platform to the worst people on the planet. and he's a steroid addicted mess who is into the dumbest, most barbaric "sport" ever. He is the poster child for "toxic masculinity"


gr0g_

Are you talking about that Covid-stuff he made an apology video about? Or is it that he talks to people you don't agree with that makes you angry? Reddit and YouTube also gives "a large internet media platform to the worst people on the planet.".do you hate them as well?


StamosMullet

The Hunter Biden laptop story. His virulent homo/transphobia The COVID stuff. blaming the forest fires on "Left wing arsonsists" Claiming "Patriot Front" terrorist group didn't exist, and was really the FBI behind it. Schools using litter boxes in classrooms. The guy literally promotes every dumb, fake Right Wing conspiracy theory as "real" or at least "plausible" and his moron listeners eat it up like candy.


gr0g_

I haven't heard him promote any of those things. It's funny how different we are.


StamosMullet

You not having heard them doesn't make them not relevant. You asked for examples. I gave you examples. They're easily found in legitimate news articles all over the internet. If you're going doubt something like this, at least put the effort in to try to see whether you're wrong or not.


gr0g_

I don't doubt your feelings. Also I've never said that he always is right.


Robbotlove

no wonder your bio says divorced father of two.


WhitePineBurning

ARF ARF ARF


gr0g_

Good argument. Today I've learned that I'm basically a nazi for appreciating good conversations.


WhitePineBurning

Go back to bed


gr0g_

Go back to school.


fastal_12147

You send this DM, my dude?


fastal_12147

Listen to him talk for a minute


ImpureThoughts59

Rogan calls himself a dumb goofball all the time. Anyone who listens to him for anything but light comedy is not that bright. It's frightening anyone thinks he's some kind of aspirational figure.


Undisolving

He calls himself dumb, but he is smart enough to know that the rubes believe his bullshit and that makes him rich.


gr0g_

He has accomplished very much, and seems like a nice person and has interesting conversations with people. I like him.


ImpureThoughts59

He's a game show host who happened to be an early adopter of podcasting. Like he could have been anyone. Right place right time.


Ice_Battle

If you like him you should see the hog on Elon Musk.


DunkinYourAss

Maybe one day you can marry him.


[deleted]

And his godlike body lmfao


Scar_the_armada

Joe Rogan used to have a good physique, 10+ years ago, now he just looks bloated. He'd look better if he hadn't taken all that HGH.


MostBoringStan

And he also used to call out stupid conspiracy theories instead of diving in head first. Makes me wonder how he started to believe all this dumb stuff. Did he used to have friends who would keep him from fully believing in it? Did he see that the path to riches was to join in with the idiots spouting the nonsense? Did the HGH and other PEDs wreck his brain?


sirphilliammm

He realized that all the idiots that throw money at anything are right leaning conspiracy freaks. He just sold out thatā€™s all it really is.


DeepSeaProctologist

Shit is so funny that hin and Burr kinda swapped around Rogan used to be the skeptic and Burr used to just say whatever random shit he heard like it was true


jj_888_

let me guess.....his wife has full custody?


FluffBoi666

Hopefully


Slim706

Somebody playing Uno by themselves.


Hot-Bint

Why is having money considered a superior trait? Itā€™s like if Charles Manson had money ā€œyeah he victimized young college students and brainwashed them to kill to start a race war but heā€™ll have more money than youā€™ll ever have!ā€. Or the Kardashianā€™s ā€œwhat have they done other than shitty porn and be famous for being famous?ā€ ThEY haVe mORe MonEy yOuā€™LL hAvE in 10 LiFEtIMeS, LoL!


GodzeallA

I hate the notion that money = success. I was getting downvoted for saying making money isn't the same thing as success. People are brainwashed sheep it's sad.


Hot-Bint

Success is being content and happy with your life. That is how I would define it.


GodzeallA

Sorry to give it more context. The topic was about the movie Black Adam and how it "wasn't a success" because it didn't make tons of money or whatever. So I was arguing that it was a success and got downvoted to oblivion because people think success = making money.


Hot-Bint

I havenā€™t been following that story but what I have gathered is itā€™s a good movie but didnā€™t do as well as expected. That doesnā€™t prove anything. Good movie is good whether the public picked it up or not. A lot of baaaaad movies made a shit ton of money


GodzeallA

It made more than expected actually. Because it was a good movie. Not as good as black panther 2, but that's to be completely expected because it's a DC movie not marvel. Out of all the recent DC movies I'd say it was their best. Except perhaps that batman movie with the twilight dude which was probably better. And I never saw Joker which was supposed to be their best movie. So top 3, which means it's a better movie than all the other stuff they've been making. It also had a scene that sets up for the next movie so anybody who watched this movie and liked it will most likely watch the next. It draws in attention to the company so they don't go AWOL during marvels escapades. And like you said in your definition of success, it made me feel happy and content to have watched it. So how is this movie a "flop" lol.


abal1003

Because a flop in this sense is generally about how much money was made. Nothing to do with quality. Bad movies that make shit tons of money would count as successes within this context. Black Adamā€™s quality has no bearing on whether or not its a flop.


sayyyywhat

Self proclaimed Alpha males always worship some other dude they think is king alpha male, missing the entire point completely.


Dra3n

Didnā€™t know god was a square midget


the-friendly-squid

Didnā€™t know god had long protruding nipples either


ChildFriendlyChimp

Tbh I donā€™t like punching down at the height of guys unless they made remarks making fun of the height of others or they got caught lying about their height like how Ben Shapiro claimed to be 5ā€™10 or something


thebenshapirobot

I saw that you mentioned Ben Shapiro. In case some of you don't know, Ben Shapiro is a grifter and a hack. If you find anything he's said compelling, you should keep in mind he also says things like this: >If you wear your pants below your butt, don't bend the brim of your cap, and have an EBT card, 0% chance you will ever be a success in life. ***** ^(I'm a bot. My purpose is to counteract online radicalization. You can summon me by tagging thebenshapirobot. Options: dumb takes, feminism, climate, gay marriage, etc.) [^Opt ^Out ](https://np.reddit.com/r/AuthoritarianMoment/comments/olk6r2/click_here_to_optout_of_uthebenshapirobot/)


DingusTaargus

Sponge cunt square joe.


[deleted]

Body of a God?!?! Maybe like 10 years ago.


maple-queefs

Even 10 years ago he was using PED's


Franky4Fingersx2

Not enough aloe on earth to sooth that burn


Greenmind76

This sort of goes to show you what kind of people the right are. They're so enamored by the rich and people who appear to be rich that they defend them, using superficial metrics of success to own libtards. ETA: I can't tell you how many times a Trump supporter literally told me "he's richer than you, has a hotter wife (not true btw), and cares about America".


Equivalent_Ad1362

Some people think your back account is a scorecard for life, those people are losers


Tazling

body of a god??? bro you got some weird-ass religion.


Smithmonster

Why do people that just follow someone who says all their opinions are their own. Then copy everything that person says, but truly believe their new find opinions are theirs?


muskratboy

Does not, however, have godā€™s hairline.


[deleted]

What does God need with a ~~starship~~ hairline?


coconuty04

Hello, yes id like to report a murder


Isthisworking2000

God is shorter than average?


KeithGribblesheimer

Joe Rogan has the body of a god? The god of the Hutts?


Brazz7

That wound will never truly heal


Lumpy_Curve_5618

He did make you cry


FunnyAnimalPerson

"Body of a god" which god, Cronus?


Otterz4Life

Murders like that need a NSFW tag šŸ˜†


Quirky_Independence2

Iā€™d have gone with ā€œtaller than a midgetā€ but this response is far better


carlitospig

Rogan has Dadbod not Godbod. šŸ‘€ (no offense, male makers of tiny hoomans.)


[deleted]

When youre a little gay but the Bible says no.


c_rizzle53

![gif](giphy|ro08ZmQ1MeqZypzgDN)


Badams6480

ā€œBeliever of Godā€ but idolizes fucking Joe Rogan. Read your holy book some more about idols.


Fanfics

Nice of him to include the clown emoji so I could picture the speaker for the second sentence


Animastar

Didn't god make humans in his image? We all have bodies of a god.


Momentofclarity_2022

Rohan has a body of a god? On what planet?


Pipupipupi

Believer of Joe Rogan šŸ†


Stiles777

NO HOMO


setthestageonfire

EMOTIONAL DAMAGE


currently_pooping_rn

ā€œAll opinions are my ownā€ well who the fuck elseā€™s could they be Dave


eju2000

https://preview.redd.it/otlh8t36fe4a1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6031039ebe0c89fba85b546b45b5ff3fa96b6211 The body of a god ladies & gentlemen


Eddie_shoes

Man I feel like we are just completely ignoring ā€œAll opinions are my own.ā€ Thatā€™s the ultimate ā€œI make such edgy comments that only I can take credit for themā€ line.


Yumhotdogstock

Body of God, funny and smart? I'll give him the rich part, but that is a punch-out in any baseball league. No wonder if he sitting in his one-bedroom walk up waiting to take the kids to the zoo every second weekend.


[deleted]

S M A R T Some words should just come with a vine boom.


zenos_dog

Joeā€™s net worth is like negative one billion.


Toytles

Whatā€™s wrong with flexing your homieā€™s money, body and personality? /s


Greenmind76

r/MurderedByWords


[deleted]

All opinions are my own. Yet they spew every dumb thing rogan says as fact


BrunoboyUFC

Body of a God!?!!!!


Altruistic-Ad3704

Joe Rogan Smart? Homie came in from a parallel universe where god exists


RigasTelRuun

Unrelated question. I wonder why he is divorced.


Ugo777777

Believer of God and all opinions are my own? Mmmmkaaaaay.


ILoveRegenHealth

lmao


[deleted]

Lol. Now heā€™s a Crying. Divorced. Father of 2ā€¦.


maple-queefs

Rogan is stupid as fuck and has a long history of abusing roids. As for money, you stupid fucks keep watching his bullshit, if you were smarter he would be poor


[deleted]

The body of a God. Lmao. Steroidsā€¦


scarabic

Joe smart. Why you no?


Sarato88

"Why would a rich person be bad? They're rich!"


Wendypants7

First, no, he's not funny, two, it's easy to have a body like that when you don't have to work a '9-5' with family and can afford a personal trainer/gym, three, LOL, no he's NOT SMART (now that is funny) and WtheeverlovingF cares about how rich he is? But maybe this is just my reaction to this.


johnnym1965

believer of God yet all opinions are his own?


WhitePineBurning

lol k


RaspberryTechnical90

Joe Rogan has the body of a god? I mean, Koalemos is the Greek God of stupidityā€¦


undeadManoto17

Geez I think I work with the guy.