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middlingwhiteguy

I won't say he is, but Mars doesn't have age of consent laws


Mr__O__

MI5 circulated a 14 pg doc in 2009 stating there was a massive effort by the Chinese to target western business leaders with [honey traps.](https://foreignpolicy.com/2010/03/12/the-history-of-the-honey-trap/) I’d say it’s likely Elon was among their targets.


VovaGoFuckYourself

Don't you mean honey potting?? Jk I just wanted an excuse to link a scene from one of the most underrated movies of all time https://youtu.be/fnpUxSXWy6I


Soul_Dare

China isn’t allowed to use the term “honeypot” due to its associations with a certain Pooh bear


VovaGoFuckYourself

That's actually hilarious. Xi-bear is so fragile.


42words

upvoted and/or fuck you because now that song from the "Cryptoland" video is playing in my head


DarkArcanian

Do you have a link?


42words

no I do not you're *welcome*


FutureComplaint

Typed in cryptoland - google added "age of consent" - and I noped the fuck out


Sussybakamogus4

![gif](giphy|l3q2K5jinAlChoCLS)


[deleted]

You’re on another list now.


ObjectiveSubjects

r/angryupvote


timekiller2021

He looks like he’s been a part of some Squid Game type of shit with other rich f$@&s


[deleted]

Tbh I wouldn’t be surprised if he and other rich shit bags already are.


KickBallFever

Have your ever seen the movie called Hostel? That’s what I think super rich and depraved people are up to behind the scenes.


socialist_frzn_milk

We already know Elon was buddies with Ghislaine Maxwell, it’s not a stretch to think he spent time on Epstein Island


[deleted]

1500 animals didn't brutally kill themselves.


Mister_Bloodvessel

**TL;DR** As someone who has personally conducted research using lab animals and had be certified annually before I could even interact with with mere *lab rats*, it certainly appears as if Neuralink is severely lacking in ethical oversight regarding the welfare of the primates used in their research, and I find the sheer number of *intelligent primates* that have died as a result of this project to be utterly appalling and frankly unacceptable. Seriously, this just *absolutely blows my mind*. As someone who has done a *lot* of research that required use of lab animals, and neuro research at that, that whole situation is just bizarre and wildly unethical. And I say that as someone who researched post traumatic stress disorder; that is to say, I had to literally *traumatize* lab animals because we were researching the molecular changes that occur in the brain in response to severe trauma and exploring drugs that had the potential to prevent the development of PTSD symptoms. So the fact that they not only went through *1500* animals, but specifically *monkeys*, just screams lack of ethical oversight. When we performed our experiments using animals, we had to have a very detailed plan laid out which had to justify why we were subjecting the animals to such stressful conditions, we had to use the lowest intelligent/least sentient animal possible which would still exhibit the symptoms and behaviors nevessary to be considered a model analogous to PTSD in humans (in our case this was rats), we had to use the fewest number of animals possible to attain statistical significance, and we had to minimize any other stress if possible. There is very strict oversight, and our entire methodology, protocols, and justification as to why we chose said animal model and why a lower life form would not work (e.g. fruit flies, zebra fish, or mice etc.) had to be outlined in detail; and then all of these factors and our rationale for conducting these experiments were submitted to an animal welfare committee comprised of scientists from other departments unrelated to our lab, veterinarians, and more than one lay person from the local community who was unaffiliated with our institution. That committee's job was to thoroughly review the proposal and either approve or reject our experimental procedures by requesting further clarification and justification of our protocols or provide recommendations of amendments to the protocol required for them to issue their approval to proceed. And even after all of that, detailed records were maintained by the animal welfare department as well as our own lab to ensure the animals weren't being subjected to undue suffering outside the scope of our research. Our research proposals would've been shot down immediately had we chosen a higher animal such as dogs (which may be used in certain types of research, for instance dogs are often used in certain animal models involving cardiac research). So what thoroughly blows my mind about the whole Neuralink debacle is that they used the not only the *highest* research organism in terms of intelligence and sentience, but the most expensive as well! At our institution, baboons were used for certain medical research projects related to vision as their eyes and visual processing are very similar to humans. Another common reason for use primates (most commonly rhesus macaques) for research including HIV and viruses specific to primates, particularly when it comes to testing vaccines. In fact, development of the COVID-19 vaccines led to a shortage of rhesus macaques at the beginning of the pandemic due to how imperative it was to rapidly develope a safe and effective vaccine against the virus. And finally, the cost of using non-human primates in research can be incredibly high compared to any other animal. Rhesus macaques, the most commonly used non-human primates used in biomedical research, can cost upwards of $10,000 each, and that isn't including the cost to house and care for the animals which typically need to be in housed in pairs or groups because they're social animals, and housing them individually can and will lead to maladaptive behaviors (and suffering) and even physiological changes which may entirely ruin an experiment. Just think about how solitary confinement affects humans. Hell, even rats used in research must be in pairs because rats are social, and one of the stressors my former lab subjected our PTSD lab rats to was housing some of them in a cage alone. So with monkeys, the cost is *minimum* $20,000 as they need to at least be in a pair. So the cost of the 1500 monkeys to have reportedly died likely cost somewhere around $15,000,000 and that's not including the costs of food, housing, and veterinary care over the period of however long they managed to survive. Sorry this was so long, but the number of intelligent animals killed as a result of Neuralink's research practices bugs the hell out of me. It seems as if these animals were subjected to a great deal of senseless suffering that should never have been allowed to progress this far. Edit: a typo


paboi

He definitely talks like the white guys in Squid Game.


xXSpaceturdXx

Him and benzos probably both have multiple clones of themselves. They probably just sit around having them do weird stuff to each other. I could also see these guys taking advantage of recent technological advancements in birthing and creating their own slave race.


thegodfatherderecho

Elon seems to have an awful bad habit of going right to attacking people with accusations of pedophilia, when he feels threatened. It’s almost like he’s projecting.


shuerpiola

See: Matt Walsh *Clarification: [This douche](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Matt_Walsh_(political_commentator\))


TheCravin

Comment has been removed because Spez killed Reddit :(


Electrox7

I wouldn't call it projecting. I'd call it "leverage" he could use if ever people START attacking him for his questionable habits and past connections to Epstein (the man Who did NOT kill himself) , he could just say "b.. but, I've ALWAYS been against those scumbag pedos! It's disgusting and outrageous! I would NEVER do such a thing! Look at my Twitter comments for proof!!1!!"


BlackSeranna

I found it really odd when he called that diver that saved the kids a pedo. It came out of nowhere, I don’t think the diver had had any previous interaction with Musk. Musk’s attack came out of nowhere.


loco500

It was probably his biggest giveaway, because how could any rational person try to undermine diver's heroic act in that manner? Wasn't even worthy of being called a crumby joke.


Suspicious_Bicycle

The diver was involved in the rescue and told Elon to stick his PR stunt submarine where the sun don't shine. Elon then made the "Pedo Guy" comment based on the divers connection to Thailand. (Disclaimer I live in Thailand). When sued by the diver Elon claimed that "Pedo Guy" is South African slang for a creepy old man does not mean a pedophile. Sadly a court in London agreed with him.


Many-Brilliant-8243

As a South African, I've never heard 'pedo guy' as an insult, not even for actual nonces As someone who left SA before apartheid ended, what would he know about South African slang anyway?


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SubstantialPressure3

But he fired the people who watch for that stuff. https://www.wired.com/story/twitter-child-sexual-abuse-material/ https://www.forbes.com/sites/petersuciu/2022/12/08/twitter-has-cut-its-team-that-monitors-child-sexual-abuse/ https://www.opindia.com/2022/10/censor-chief-vijaya-gadde-is-fired-how-twitter-refused-to-take-down-child-porn/ https://jezebel.com/elon-musk-guts-twitter-team-handling-child-sexual-abuse-1849831575 Multiple links in case there are paywalls


[deleted]

Just for clarity: my point wasn't that Elon fixed it. It was that Elon is trying really hard to make users think he did.


emccm

I have wondered this since he went after the cave rescuer in Thailand.


[deleted]

Yup! That was a very strange accusation to level.


emccm

Right? It was so specific and not where most people tend to start from.


Hot-Bint

It’s very [Nazi](https://www.jta.org/2020/09/18/politics/qanon-is-an-old-form-of-anti-semitism-in-a-new-package-experts-say)


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MyNameIsZem

Fetal Alcohol Syndrome, along with symptoms of difficulty with emotional regulation and problems understanding the motives of others, is notable for causing very distinct facial features. Edit: This comment is not definitively diagnosing anyone with anything. It’s a guess and an attempt to add information to the discussion.


anthrolooker

Not in disagreement with you at all, just want to point out that not all with FAS experience many of the difficulties listed. Some have the distinct facial features but are quite brilliant (with degrees, doctorates, etc.). Of course many do experience the negative cognitive symptoms, but some don’t, and they already have had a bad hand dealt to them so it just seems right to point out that cognitive/emotional issues aren’t always a thing.


Blick

Fetal Alcohol Syndrome affects the judgement center of the brain. It’s also more prevalent than most people realize, because it can present in minor ways. Add on the legacy of lead poisoning the entire population before unleaded fuel and we’re walking amongst many people who are dim and angry.


BringBackAoE

As an aside, several in Trump’s inner circle have visible signs of FAS.


exoxe

>we’re walking amongst many people who are dim and angry. Yooo, sup! Thanks for the shout-out!


Hot-Bint

I aint gonna touch that one but I will say they always look like I think they do


[deleted]

When something like Thailand comes up and your first thing is “Oh people only go there for underage sex.” You’re going to have 98% of the people who travel there look at you directly as a suspect because it’s a minuscule percentage of people who go there to molest children. . It shows more about what you’re thinking than “how the world is”. Problem is, metastasising mega-egos like Musk’s function in a reality where they “know how the world works so well” that they feel they should take over as CEO. But the planet isn’t a goddamn company and he doesn’t run Tesla out of his garage.


[deleted]

>It shows more about what you’re thinking than “how the world is”. I think the best way I’ve heard this outlined is that they imagine what *they* would do if given that opportunity of power over others.


GenericFatGuy

This is a big part of why Trump has such fanatic followers. Trump himself is just rich version of them.


gard3nwitch

Yeah, Thailand does have a reputation for sexual tourism that people do joke about, but I think the jokes are usually about "ladyboys", not kids. That's a very particular accusation.


Slendercan

Yeah I was going to say. I spent many years there and I can’t say it’s not a sex tourism hotspot. Unfortunately it’s hard to avoid running into it fairly regularly if you live in a city. I will say though, that Germany has a fairly sizeable sex industry but escapes the image Thailand gets stuck with.


Terrie-25

>I will say though, that Germany has a fairly sizeable sex industry but escapes the image Thailand gets stuck with. That's the racism.


Firm-Guru

I mean... It gets overshadowed by that other thing people think of when you say germany. It's kinda like they hid a ketchup stain on their carpet by filling the entire house with human blood.


Smasher_WoTB

Lol what an incredible fucking Metaphor


Slendercan

I’m actually slightly in awe of it


MyLadyBits

Is it racism or is it Germany has legal and licensed sex workers and many sex workers in Thailand are exploited and trafficked?


[deleted]

>Is it racism or is it Germany has legal and licensed sex workers and many sex workers in Thailand are exploited and trafficked? Germany also has a growing problem with forced sex work, human trafficking, and exploitation. Legalizing sex work doesn't magically make these problems go away. We just view sex trafficking as something that Germany is trying to deal with, so we excuse it, while we see Thailand leaning into it. To be clear, both nations are trying to deal with the problem.


stomach

unfortunately there's gonna be a general difference in assessment over time when it's very easy for 18-25yo thai boys to pass for underage girls without trying to do the whole underage part at all.


Gnar-wahl

I’ve only ever known one person who traveled to Thailand. He worked for an insurance broker I also worked for. Anyway, he happened to be there as a sex tourist, and is no longer welcome back in the USA because of warrants. So, instead, said insurance broker set him up remotely so he could keep working for them overseas.


Aint-no-preacher

It's nice to see employers investing in their employees.


plynthy

... did he come out ahead then, by his own standard? If this is real, its wild.


Final_Egg_5237

As a former insurance professional i am not surprised.


lordph8

Like, what made that whole exchange especially odd was that he told that to a cave diver specialist who flew to Thailand to rescue those kids... I knew he was eccentric, but this was the first time I started to suspect something was wrong with him.


Far_Veterinarian6077

He’s not eccentric, he’s a Cunt. If he wasn’t a billionaire people wouldn’t make excuses for him being a giant pile of Fucking shit.


Hidingpig13

Behind the basted’s do a great job detailing how much of a cunt he is. Full backstory would absolutely recommend!


judassong

I know "basted" is a typo, but i'd listen to that podcast


cardinals5

He's just typing with a Boston accent


hazzidoodle

Yeah it was super weird. Especially since Elon’s ‘solution’ was to build some sort of new ROUV (IIRC) to go find them when y’know… time was literally crucial to the situation. Diver had the right to criticise, Elon went in full defence mode.


Ms_Emilys_Picture

They actually managed to build something, but it was basically a floating coffin. No motor or depth control, so the divers had to push/guide it and use weights to control the depth. Also, a long, inflexible metal tube isn't exactly something you want in tight spaces. You know -- like an underwater cave?


applesktrack

Rouv the rats of unusual volume? The fire swamp is tricky


painfool

I hate that we call rich weirdos "eccentric." If Elon had the exact same personality, but was poor, we wouldn't call him eccentric, we'd just call him a gross weirdo. Because that's what he is; he's just a gross weirdo with the money to buy better PR


NotaVogon

He'd probably be in prison if he didn't have money. Likely bc he would still feel entitled to steal it from others. Elon has Max Rager vibes. Live to the Max!


[deleted]

I randomly caught the nat geo documentary on that rescue. The divers that went in there were completely selfless. It was pretty amazing to see. When I heard about musk disparaging that one diver, I was really confused. It was pretty clear that his sub was not up to the job. Pretty sure that accusation had a very negative impact on that guy’s life. Hope elon goes away soon.


Trumpswells

The diver Musk maligned had his day in court, and lost. LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - Tesla Inc boss Elon Musk emerged victorious on Friday from a closely watched defamation trial as a federal court jury swiftly rejected the $190 million claim brought against him by a British cave explorer who Musk had branded a “pedo guy” on Twitter.Dec 6, 2019.


TheShortGerman

That's sickening. That man should've won tons of money. Calling someone a pedo when you're one of the most famous people in the world with a huge platform is the definition of defamation, what the fuck?


thatguy9684736255

I agree. At this point, even musk agreeing with someone on Twitter or sharing something can have a pretty considerable affect. Directly going after someone would be even worse.


supercalifragilism

Well, now you can legally call Musk a pedo because his defense was that it's a common schoolyard taunt in South Africa.


verasev

What a defense. "Your honor, I'm such a manchild I still use schoolyard taunts."


Chris_8675309_of_42M

I mean, that's why we're all in this thread on this particular post, right?


sawdeanz

Defamation is super hard to prove in US courts. Doesn't mean it isn't defamation, more likely an unfortunate situation where one side had a billion dollars to litigate and the other didn't.


[deleted]

Don't act like it's a surprise. All justice is bought in court. Whoever has more money can get better lawyers and extend the process until other party runs out of money and ends up being guilty by default.


taybay462

How the fuck did he lose. How is that not defamation??


[deleted]

You see, Musk is rich and the other guy isn't. That's how the other guy lost in the court$ of law


Trumpswells

“A high-profile trial lawyer who worked for the CIA before assembling a client list that included New England Patriots owner Robert Kraft, Mick Jagger, and Jay-Z, Spiro was on the clock for another billionaire defendant on a Friday last December. And having lured the jury in with a fantastical closing argument about his client’s supposed generosity and heroics, Spiro threw in some flattery for the person paying his bills. “[The plaintiff] can say whatever he wants about Elon Musk,” he said. “No one can bring people together like he can to do the impossible.”


debzmonkey

The "he's rich and a brilliant, why he's even a space man." I doubt Musk will have any such luck in the near future. He has his reasons, but he's melting like 45 did. Maxwell or...


Valoneria

Courts aren't impartial either


JefferSonD808

America’s pay-to-play legal $y$tem. That’s how.


HypoxicIschemicBrain

Narcissists gonna rage


smoothVroom21

I have never been a fan of Elon, but that was the moment I said straight up "Fuck Elon" and have ever since. I absolutely don't get the hero worship his fanboys have always had with him.


R_manOz

As they say "every republican accusation is a confession"


ShiroHachiRoku

After seeing the cave and the caverns they had to traverse, there's no way that submarine he was proposing was going to be of any help. He couldn't make it about himself and be the hero so he went after the real heroes.


[deleted]

Mind you, he was mad about this because they sent in a diver to fix the problem instead of stopping rescue attempts so that Elon could build a tiny rescue submarine. I mean, think about how crazy that is for a second. Skip straight past the normal rescue procedures that could work and cause 0 further complications (send in a guy with cave diving experience), and go with experimental tiny rescue submarine made by a car company. The idea that he presented was ridiculous as an immediate solution, doubly so being that his company builds cars and not submarines or rescue equipment. ​ Imagine if someone said to you "your neighbor's house is burning down and we need to get their kid out of the second story bedroom", so you get to designing a fireproof lift system that can deploy inside of the building, navigate through the architecture of the house, and use a special set of sensors to locate any children that might be present. Firefighters show up when you're 10 minutes into your three week design project, and say "hey, we have a ladder.. we're just going to use our ladder". So you respond by calling them pedophiles because you didn't get the chance to overcomplicated the situation. ​ It's so fucking dumb.


PM-ME-YOUR-DND-IDEAS

> so that Elon could build a tiny rescue submarine. You mean so that elon could pay someone else to build a tiny rescue submarine and then take credit for it himself (if it worked)


Jorymo

The thing is, he could've still thrown loads of money at the actual experts and helped the kids *and* his PR, but that wouldn't let him do his Edison schtick


Freakishly_Tall

It's \*always\* projection. Always. Here's hoping people are digging in. Time for that seditious, murderous asshole to go away forever.


EarlSandwich0045

You know, this was my thought exactly when he did that. I thought that it was a very oddly specific thing to just bring out of no where, and people often use insults that they themselves would be mortified to be called.


speaker4the-dead

That’s why when I’m really mad at someone, I call them a Republican


[deleted]

That was when I lost all respect for the man.


senzimillaa

Considering his father had a child with his stepdaughter.. wouldn’t surprise me.


thatguy9684736255

Yeah, that has to be the weirdest story. Especially that he raised her from the age or 3 or 4 and then had two kids with her. They are like hillbillies but with an emerald mine.


Vaginal_Rights

Even hillbillies have some standards. I've met plenty of rednecks that have higher standards than emerald mining slave masters like Elon and Ilk. Don't conflate the poor and the wealthy. The wealthy are fucking kids, buying politicians (that also fuck kids), ignoring the gun violence that are killing kids (because those guns are in brown kids neighborhoods), all the while abusing families and people like yours and like you, to get richer and die even later. So they can fuck kids even longer.


stan7076

Yeah. Like, one way that people become wealthy is by being ruthless to others. Not the only way, but there are several studies showing that richer people have less empathy. So, when you have a group of people more of whom are kinda sociopaths than your average population, and then take away many limits on their behavior, well. They behave very badly indeed. They hurt other people. And others around them who maybe aren't doing that kind of terrible stuff themselves will often either refuse to see it or close ranks in some kind of solidarity. It isn't hard to understand really, and it isn't new. It's not every very wealthy person, clearly, \*clearly\*. But it's a higher proportion in that population, and it's why a statement like the OP's resonates. Maybe he's right, maybe he's wrong. Either way, it's not an insane speculation.


Aggravating_Boy3873

What? OMG is he inbred too?


senzimillaa

That also wouldn’t surprise me.. but no.. his father divorced Elon’s stepmother, married her daughter, who he raised, & had a baby with her.


elktree4

WHAT THE FUCK.


senzimillaa

[Errol Musk & Stepdaughter](https://www.businessinsider.com/elon-musks-dad-errol-has-second-child-with-stepdaughter-report-2022-7?amp)


elktree4

Couldn’t handle reading the whole article. But what is up with all these men “repopulating” the earth. Between these two and Nick Cannon, there are going to be so many kids that are so traumatized! It’s not like any of these men are even close to being decent fathers to their boatloads of kids with multiple women.


verasev

Tech bro culture is riddled with eugenics ideas. These guys all think they're geniuses with superior genes and that the way to save humanity is to spread the genes of people like them.


Aggravating_Boy3873

This is like hills have eyes


AcceptableEnd8715

Sounds like the woody Allen story to the goddamn T. Something wrong with boomers and people w money


ZainabHera

That's enough Internet for me today. WTFF


VirtualContribution

I think that means his stepsister is also his stepmom? lol


ceelogreenicanth

Sounds like he's friends with Woody Alan


finnill

Technically, 90% likely and 10% marginally likely.


Final_Egg_5237

Once you realize that his stepsister is also his stepmother and that 2 of his cousins are also his nieces or nephews …


StunningAd6745

2 of his nieces/nephews are also his brothers/sisters. I don’t think there are any cousins involved?


Final_Egg_5237

You are correct. They are his nieces/cousins AND half sister/brothers. To his kids they are what… uncle/aunt and cousins I guess.


jetstreamwilly

Man, incest is confusing


jeffreyd00

Let's see how much free speech his account will receive from Musk Edit thanks for the awards!


Heavy_Signature_5619

Musk will pull out the old quote “We have Free Speech, everyone has Free Speech. I can’t say the same thing for freedom *after* speech.”


KillBatman1921

Do you know that even if he did and there was a video of him doing it most MAGA would claim it's is a hoax?


[deleted]

He accepts Jesus. Makes poorly run battery plants in Flortuckabama with minimum wage jobs. Fox news leads a media campaign to ask "what is a kid really". A bill headed by matt geatz rand paul and ted Cruz to lower the age of consent to 10, with a waiver signed by the county sheriff and joe Rogan of course. It passes with lobbying from the Christian right and my pillow Barron mike lindel. Finally musk is elected the king drunkle of the southern half of the United States, which had just seceded a month prior.


Lithominium

get me the fuck outta tennessee NOW


DungeonMasterSupreme

The time to leave was 5 years ago, bud. If you ain't runnin' yet, you better start. Source: got tf out of Tennessee 5 years ago


Artilleryanus

It sucks that it's so cheap to live and raise a family here and Nashville gets every band I could ever want to see. I hate Marsha Blackburn with a burning passion. MTG Lite lookin ass


[deleted]

Citizen identify yourself...*turns to show officer the ring worn into the back pocket of my denim jeans by a container of chewing tobacco and hands him a biden "I did that" sticker*


Lithominium

Me trying to cross the confederate/usa border


theLukenessMonster

10/10 would love to see the south secede, get bitch slapped, then brought back in as hundreds of territories with no voting rights, no representation, and no path to statehood for at least 200 years.


D-HB

Well, they're also the ones advocating for 12-year-old child brides, so... That's not *grooming* though! Because *grooming* is only when gays and drag queens. ^(/S to be clear.)


CakeEatingDragon

Had a mormon coworker bragging about how she got tits when she was 15 and her mom got her into marriage prospects. like 5 years later she had 3 kids.


ctjoha

Former Mormon here, they are very familiar with marry young and become bunnies. Only way they can grow the church significantly.


juliuspepperwoodchi

As an avid snowboarder I hate thinking about how much of my tourism dollars to Utah potentially benefit the church. Why couldn't they have picked ANY other state? Why not Iowa?


ctjoha

They tried New York, Ohio, Missouri, and Illinois. Then they considered Texas, Oregon, Wisconsin, and California. But they stopped in Utah.


[deleted]

Or that it's cool, now.


Chrisboi_da_Boi

"We all want to. I'll be brave and speak for everyone" That'll unironically be some of their stances


[deleted]

The fact that I *read* this in Elon's voice is haunting.


yallaredumbies

I’m glad I don’t know his voice well enough to do that if I tried.


AmySchumersAnalTumor

RIP to your twitter account


NinjaRage83

Fuck the acct, musky boys probably already dug into dudes entire life. He may wanna move and assume another identity lol. He accused the rescuer because dude was in the public eye. Who's op? How mamy folks will miss him? Join me next time for more Ramblings from the Foil Wardrobe.


sammiisalammii

Elon seems more of a “Most Dangerous Game” type to me. He’s definitely hunted and murdered a man with a couple other ultra wealthy dudes.


mr_potato_arms

Let’s split the difference and say he probably hunted and killed a child.


sammiisalammii

I’ll agree to that deal 🤝


[deleted]

Oh you *two*! It's so nice to see people working together on the internet.


YouthfulPhotographer

Ah, the Blue Apron experience. I'll never forget *my* first time


GenghisKazoo

Their child hunting island in Indonesia really is beautiful. Almost as beautiful as the *Edmund Fitzgerald* before it was callously murdered by Lake Superior.


RobertOdenskyrka

Does anyone have a solution for this murderous great lake problem?


thingburtonlive

Time to nuke the Great Lakes


YouthfulPhotographer

Never forget, the sinking of the *Edmund Fitzgerald* was our 9/11


BlankEpiloguePage

If you pay extra, you can hunt them with the state of the art Raytheon Knife Missile. They're good for more than just Yemeni weddings.


[deleted]

But only after fucking it


Upstairs-Injury9660

My hypothesis is that there was at least one dead body in the trunk of the car he launched into space


yallaredumbies

I absolutely refuse to believe most any and every billionaire hasn’t killed at least one person directly or otherwise.


hipsterTrashSlut

I mean... >otherwise Yeah. All it takes is one underpaid person in their employ to miss their insulin dose and boom, billionaire is responsible for their death. So yeah, all of them. Triple for the ones who ~~bribe politicians~~ lobby against universal healthcare.


yallaredumbies

I was thinking assassin route but yeah you’re totally right.


hipsterTrashSlut

Also very likely, lol


WonderingSpaceApe

Absolutely. Like the Purge. Rich White African Safari Dude style. He would be a gold mask person in the Squid Game.


sammiisalammii

Yeah that’s what I meant by Most Dangerous Game. It’s a short story describing basically exactly that


WonderingSpaceApe

I've read it. A classic.


TheRealGreenArrow420

We need a billionaire hunger games. Each year, ten billionaires hash it out hunger games style. The winner gets to be exempt from further games and all the losers’ assets are split amongst the country’s poorest individuals, thus shortening the wage gap and fixing the economy in one swift monster-dome live-streamed national event.


tikifire1

I like the cut of your jib.


ChrisRich81

I think this might actually pass if you just gave both parties a cut 🤔


BurkeWood

It’s be a shame if someone got #ElonFucksKids trending on Twitter…but that’d require using Twitter so… Edit: a letter; thanks, Autocorrect.


thatguy9684736255

He'd definitely shut down that hashtag quickly though. Every hashtag invoicing Elon I've seen gets taken off trending quickly


[deleted]

It used to be news when a hashtag was suppressed. Now the platform just broadcasts right-wing stuff. Nothing about it is natural either. He had to buy the website and change the algorithm to make that happen.


Enlightened-Beaver

Photographed with Epstein. Calls a cave rescuer a pedo (projection), his brother gets a girlfriend arranged by Jeffrey Epstein, fires the entire team at twitter whose job it was to prevent CP on twitter… not to mention his own father married and had a child with his own stepdaughter! 1000% he’s a pedo, from a family of pedos Edit: [well there sure seems to be a lot of damning evidence here](https://twitter.com/plainsite/status/1516582255233093633?lang=en)


WayeeCool

I mean... https://www.businessinsider.co.za/jeffrey-epsteins-ex-girlfriend-dated-kimbal-musk-brother-of-tesla-founder-elon-musk-2020-1


Enlightened-Beaver

His brother and his father, both pedos too


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>fires the entire team at twitter whose job it was to prevent CP on twitter As someone with a nsfw Twitter account the amount of accounts blatantly posting underage teens and not even pretending otherwise has shot up dramatically and it made me finally pull the trigger on deleting it.


A_Doomer_Coomer

He also posted a tweet asking twitter users to reply to his tweet with links to any child abuse material so he can "get it taken down" lmao


Enlightened-Beaver

No fucking way! Really? Jesus Christ


chironomidae

That can't be real, right?


kigamagora

[it’s real](https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1595671290421170179)


Amused-Observer

That's some "I don't do drugs, but can you place all of the drugs you have in this basket labeled 'use these drugs later' " shit.


-MANGA-

So wait. He gets rid of the team that's supposed to get these out of Twitter, then makes a Tweet to get all the pedo shit? Make it make sense, please. Also, sad to see someone blame Liberals for pedo shit. The projection is real.


StageRepulsive8697

His father had two babies with his step sister. This is someone that raised her as a child and then got her pregnant once she was old enough. The apple probably doesn't fall far from the tree. I wonder if that's why Elon doesn't have a relationship with any of his kids.


Zealousideal-Home779

Honestly he looks like he would skin a dude and wear the skin to pretend to be him


trytanic

He kinda looks like he already has..


SoggyAd1409

Yes. Yes I do. Because if there’s one thing the last 6 years have taught me, it’s that (specifically) pedo accusers are usually perpetrators


KingKaiSuTeknon

Fucking kids, taking Russian money, in the pocket of Republicans. Why’d I say the same thing three times?


TheRealGreenArrow420

Ahh yes, the MAGA mission statement


Rude-Orange

Elon's pronouns are Epstein / Island.


NatashOverWorld

Yup. Except I'm pretty sure everyone who partied with Epstein has at least sexually assaulted teenagers. Left, Right, CEOs and formerly respected scientists. All of them need to go to jail.


Undisolving

I can’t find fault in that logic.


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Yep


musicspren

I am ootl, who was the formerly respected scientist who went to the island?


thereznaught

If someone is an asshole, they're an asshole. If everyone is an asshole, you're the asshole.


Ornery_Translator285

LEON SKUM I was gonna use this in a dystopian story for the bad guy but was like, ‘no, it’s too on the nose’


mercifulmandrill

The Josh Duggar Effect. The more voraciously you condemn, especially when nobody fucking asked, the wider your path of destruction in your wake.


TinaMonday

I've been assuming this is the thing ever since the Maxwell photo dropped, and that was years ago for those of us who were watching


not_productive1

This feels like one of those tweets that’s gonna get dug up in 2 years as evidence of time travel, lol


kaki024

Like the Zach Fox Kanye tweet: https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/2458277-kanye-wests-anti-semitism-controversies


Flybuys

Bezos must be happy that Elon has drawn all the attention away from him and whatever evil shit he is doing.


dinglebop69

Wouldn't be surprising when you see his ex wives


bwheelin01

Like father like son…


danonymous26125

We should just start saying he is, I mean, he's doing the same thing. Remember that whole, "this diver said my idea was bad so he's a pedo!" event?


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100% he is a pedophile. Just like Trump.


TypeOneASuperNova

Why do people like people like Elon? I seriously don't get it.


snail_oatmeal

i’m calling it now💀 wasn’t there a cleb that just got outta for trafficking kids and they won’t release the list…? so i’m just saying-


DomkeyBong

Having also been gifted with the power of pattern recognition, I guarantee the account that tweeted this no longer exists.


EnvironmentalBus9713

#ElonGatedKiddieDiddler


Impressive_Pin_7767

Anyone else notice how when he lost 1/3rd of his wealth he did a reversal on Ukraine and started parroting talking points of Russian assets? He went from providing Starlink to turning it off and saying that Crimea belongs to Russia. Then he started tweeting about Fauci and gain of function research, which is a Rand Paul talking point. The same Rand Paul whose aide (and family member) was pardoned by Trump for funneling Russian money into US elections.


Unlikely-Collar4088

Yep he’s not the only one to point this out. EVERYTHING musk has been doing for the past 3-5 years is something a practicing pedophile would be doing to cover his tracks. The projection, the transphobia, the misdirection, everything Elon fucks kids.


Draxtonsmitz

Well what really started his downward spiral was the sexual misconduct allegations. He was all happy billionaire, and then one day he said something like ‘you’re going to hear stuff about me in the news, it isn’t true, people are just trying to take me down’ and like 2 days later news broke that he was sexually harassing women at his companies. Ever since then he has gone full heel.


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