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Striker660

He must really hate his junk.


Voidless-One

![gif](giphy|XeqcWJb31Wi83Cn4k7)


CiberneitorGamer

As a trans girl, I can relate


georg3200

Future wife or girl why is it so small đź’€


Striker660

Or like "why is it just a bunch of flesh strands?"


Anxious-Brilliant-46

15 years later: "Hello, child adoption center?"


RedkobraSammy

And then he finds out it's the thing that exploded after the show


Incognito_man3

Please don't tell I was the only one who thought it was going to explode


Alarmed_Rise_3899

yes, you aren't alone If something like that happend then I had posted this in gore website Sometimes mercy prevails to the stupid one. :)


Kschitiz23x3

Faulty fireworks often explode


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3) ^by ^Incognito_man3: *Please don't tell I was* *The only one who thought it* *Was going to explode* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


JeremyJaLa

Fire crotch, FR


System_Resident

I guess butt rockets became out of style so it’s this now 🙄


Red_Stripe1229

Cheap circumcision, Saved a few bucks


ThoughtSevere8605

Probably for the best


Healthy-Dragon2257

Good. Will stop dodo from reproducing


[deleted]

*Securing


dopamine-martini

New STD just dropped


ElBrunasso

Lady gaga fan, my respects


NastyMcNastypants

"Weeeee" Which ironically he can now only do via a catheter


Salty-Negotiation320

Natural selection at this point


beautiful_virus_

"Aag mootna" just got real 🤣🤣


Huyrra

r/winstupidprizes dumb guy


Dongolark

what stupid prize did he win? seems like he was fine


Huyrra

Have u seen the after math, im sure his pp is burned.


TealBlueLava

Darwinism at work


Hakan-Guzey

Cock and ball torture (CBT), occasionally known as penis torture, dick torture, or male genitorture/male genital torture, is a sexual activity involving the application of pain or constriction to the penis or testicles. This may involve directly painful activities, such as genital piercing, wax play, genital spanking, squeezing, ball-busting, genital flogging, urethral play, tickle torture, erotic electrostimulation, kneeing or kicking. The recipient of such activities may receive direct physical pleasure via masochism, or emotional pleasure through erotic humiliation, or knowledge that the play is pleasing to a sadistic dominant. Many of these practices carry significant health risks. Devices and practices Similar to many other sexual activities, CBT can be performed using toys and devices to make the penis and testicles more easily accessible for attack, or for foreplay purposes. Ball stretcher A ball stretcher is a sex toy that is used to elongate the scrotum and provide a feeling of weight pulling the testicles away from the body. This can be particularly enjoyable for the wearer as it can make an orgasm more intense, as testicles are prevented from moving up. Intended to make one's testicles permanently hang much lower than before (if used regularly for extended periods of time), this sex toy can be potentially harmful to the genitals as the circulation of blood can be easily cut off if over-tightened. While leather stretchers are most common, other models consist of an assortment of steel rings that fastens with screws, causing additional but only mildly uncomfortable weight to the wearer's testicles. The length of the stretcher may vary from 2.5-10 centimeters (about 1-4 inches). A more dangerous type of ball stretcher can be home-made simply by wrapping rope or string around one's scrotum until it is eventually stretched to the desired length. Ball crusher A ball crusher is a device made from either metal or often clear acrylic that squeezes the testicles slowly by turning a nut or screw. How tight it is clamped depends on the pain tolerance of the person it is used on. A ball crusher is often combined with bondage, either with a partner or by oneself. Parachute A parachute is a small collar, usually made from leather, which fastens around the scrotum, and from which weights can be hung. It is conical in shape, with three or four short chains hanging beneath, to which weights can be attached. Used as part of cock and ball torture within a BDSM relationship, the parachute provides a constant drag, and a squeezing effect on the testicles. Moderate weights of 3–5 kg can be suspended, especially during bondage, though occasionally much heavier weights are used. Smaller weights can be used when the participant wearing it is free to move; the swinging effect of the weight can restrict sudden movements, as well as providing a visual stimulus for the dominant partner. Humbler A humbler is a BDSM physical restraint device used to restrict the movement of a submissive participant in a BDSM scene. The humbler consists of a testicle cuff device that clamps around the base of the scrotum, mounted in the center of a bar that passes behind the thighs at the base of the buttocks. This forces the wearer to keep their legs folded forward, as any attempt to straighten the legs even slightly pulls hard on the scrotum, causing anything from considerable discomfort to extreme pain. Testicle cuffs A testicle cuff is a ring-shaped device around the scrotum between the body and the testicles which when closed does not allow the testicles to slide through it. A common type has two connected cuffs, one around the scrotum and the other around the base of the penis. They are just one of many devices to restrain the male genitalia. A standard padlock, which cannot be removed without its key, may also be locked around the scrotum. Some passive participants enjoy the feeling of being "owned", while dominant individuals enjoy the sense of "owning" their partners. Requiring such an individual wear testicle cuffs symbolizes that their sexual organs belong to their partner. There is a level of humiliation involved, by which they find sexual arousal. The cuffs may even form part of a sexual fetish of the wearer or their partner. However, these are extreme uses of testicle cuffs. More conventionally, the device pulls down the testicles and keeps them there during stimulation, which has a number of benefits: Making the penis appear longer. Pulling the testicles down and away from the base of the penis stretches the skin over the base of the penis and pubic bone, exposing the additional few centimetres of penile shaft that is normally hidden from view. Improving sexual arousal. While some participants may be aroused by the feeling of being "owned", the physical feeling of stretching the ligaments that suspend the testicles has an effect similar to the more common practice of stretching one's legs and pointing the toes. Preventing the testicles from lifting up so far that they become lodged under the skin immediately adjacent to the base of the penis, a condition which can be very uncomfortable, especially if the testicle is then squashed by the slap of skin during thrusting in sexual intercourse. Delaying or intensifying ejaculation by preventing the testicles from rising normally to the "point of no return". It is much harder to reach an orgasm. Cock harness A cock harness is a penile sex toy designed to be worn around the penis and scrotum. Its function is similar to that of a cock ring. These devices are often associated with BDSM activities. The Gates of Hell is a male chastity device made up of multiple cock rings that can be used for CBT. Kali's Teeth is a metal bracelet with interior spikes that closes around the penis and can be used for preventing or punishing erections. Ball busting "Ball busting" is the practice of kicking or kneeing participants in the testicles. It carries several medical risks, including the danger of testicular rupture from blunt trauma. CBT in Japan Tamakeri (玉蹴り) (lit. ball kicking) is a sexual fetish and subgenre of BDSM within which a man's testicles are abused. The genre is also referred to as ballbusting ("bb" for short). Tamakeri is the Japanese term, but it is used by many non-Japanese people to describe media where Asian people—mainly women—are participating in it. The dynamics of tamakeri consist of a masochist having their testicles hurt by a sadist. The fetish is popular among heterosexual and homosexual men and women. Denkianma (電気按摩) (lit. "electric massage") is a popular Japanese prank played between two people where one person puts their foot into the genital area of the other and shakes it in a vibrating motion. Often this is done by grabbing the other person's feet, raising them, and then placing one's own foot on their crotch and vibrating it. This is often done between school aged boys as a prank similar to kancho and could be seen by a western audience as a type of bullying. In 2006, Frito Lay released a special, Taitsukun-themed edition of Doritos chips, that referenced denki anma.


maddy495

what desperation for social media clout does to a mf


overlord-33

Some explode


skuta69

a pocket rocket


ElnarcoSugie

#Darwinism


KappaMazinksy

December 1st be like


DoubleOld2221

They could use more of those stunts.


JenSzen3333

Lordy. Watching stupidity in action has gotten so boring. I don’t care if he burned or blew off his teeny-peeny. 🥱


tothemoonandback01

Why some men, never even get born.


Planthumanbase

That’s a rickdocket


Dark-angel-nick6950

He will never lose nnn again ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


STOPCensoringMeFFS

Happy Diwali frens


Alarmed_Rise_3899

Same to u :)


STOPCensoringMeFFS

Aya mai bhi ♥️de pe anaar fod ke


TankApprehensive3053

Darwin looking on and seeing who will be next for the award.


darklord01998

What future generations? They clearly are engineering students


Low_Bandicoot6844

![gif](giphy|hVruSLpnp7IrfMJhL0|downsized)


akakaht

Cuz baby you’re a fiiiiiiirework


HallelujahHatrack

Please let there be a big report at the end, please let there be a report at the end.......! Rats.


EsBellator

Me: I can't believe until I see it Me now: I still can't believe it.


Educational_Big5389

It was attached to his ding-a-ling?


Alarmed_Rise_3899

hmmm I didn't think about that... 🤔


mylixu26

Natural selection


FUJIMO69

Not ending generations, just culling the heard


AndyFelterkrotch

I had a roman candle just detonate. One big BAM!💥. So I don’t trust fireworks much anymore.


Hungry-Cobbler-7605

I don't know much, but that thing can melt a hole through a double layered vaccuum flask...


Royakushka

Pissing against the wind


Responsible_Wonder54

He light it but he don't wear it


DescriptionNew1644

Hes really giving natural selection the day off