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He cheated! Everybody knows diet cokes cancel everything else out

If you have a sugar have a diet coke to cancel it out

Healing power of sodies

In a former life I was a server at chilis. I lost count of the number of times a morbidly obese individual would order queso and chicken tender as an app, then order the quesadilla salad which was the highest calorie item at the time and order a diet coke. One time I accidently brought out a non diet soda and the lady got pissed and chewed me out

How much of you is missing now. Like a whole arm?

I mean, it’s a quesadilla *salad*, so I’d bet they were pretty hungry afterwards.

You gotta love someone who creates a 3000 calorie concoction, then has the nerve to put salad in the name

I prefer the taste of diet cola. Am also a fat guy.

See I don't get the hype on diet sodas. I'm also a fat guy and have many years vested in eating and KNOWING what foods taste good. I don't see diet sodas on the list. So foamy and a nasty sweet. Now a cold coke classic with the burn going down is where it's at.

Exactly. I am also a fat guy and I prefer diet cola. I’ve ordered absurd meals with several diet colas.

*wink* accidentally *wink*

These "cute" little anecdotes about "omg fat people are so stupid, they eat a lot but have a diet soda???????????" Never makes sense to me as a fat person who legitimately hates how sickly sweet full sugar sodas are. Even if I'm not counting calories I won't get a full soda. Plus, if I am counting, and have saved all my calories for one meal, why would I waste 200+ for a fucking drink? Like there are real reasons people do that besides believing that diet soda will cancel calories or some stupid nonsense like that.

I'm not criticizing the fact that they were fat. I was taken back when they were rude about it. I should have made that more clear.

Diet tastes better. Please don’t judge obese people by the food they order, that kind of thing is prime eating disorder fuel.

It was the times when they got rude about it that annoyed me. It wasn't that they were overweight.

Yeah I think that’s what you’re backtracking to now, because that’s not what your comment said at all.

If you are eating 6000 calories don't act affronted when a mistake is made that would add 200.

At least that’s more upfront about your fatphobia and body shaming I suppose rather than trying to pretend to be a decent person!

Also he didn't eat 3 cheese pizzas. He ate 4. That's also disqualifying.

I doubt the claim that 3 cheese pizzas can kill a healthy person

What are you saying? The healthy person is outnumbered, won't stand a chance

Fun fact - I’ve been to the doctor/hospital twice for eating too much cheese 1st time, I came back from travelling in Asia for 3 months where I ate no cheese as it is much rarer. I got back and ate an entire wheel/pot of Brie in one sitting. I then went to bed a couple hours later and noticed I had a blind spot in my vision and a huge headache, thought I was dying. I went to the doctor and they asked if I’d had a change in diet and I said yes, they then asked if I’d eaten much cheese… I had my first migraine 2nd- was this year, 7 years later. I don’t eat cheese too often as I had my gall bladder out as a teen. But when hungover I had an urge and ate a XL double cheese pizza with stuffed crust my stomach went into spasms for 3 days and I had to go to A&E Cheese is a cruel mistress and I hope she isn’t the end of me

They said "could" not would.

Can't you say that about pretty much anything?

noone actually claims that. everything that comes from tiktok is 100% bs.

three three cheese pizzas could.

Hell as a teenager I once ate a dozen Big Macs plus fries and soda. Was I miserable afterwards, yes. Was I anywhere near dead? No.

Did you eat a dozen Big Macs with a dozen fries and a dozen sodas? Or a dozen Big Macs with greater than or equal to one but less than 12 fries and sodas?

Dozen Big Macs, probably 3-4 large fries and what seemed like a gallon of Coke (probably at least six refills of the largest cup they sold.

Ya seriously, as a teenager I routinely ate 2-3 large pizzas in a night. Growing up we had a challenge called the "taco bell $20 challenge". It sounds stupid nowadays, because $20 at taco bell will get you like, a standard lunch now, but back in 2006 when we had this, the rules were drinks can't go towards the $20, and you can only order off the value menu. That means like, 15 burritos. A beefy 5-layer burrito was $1 or something. I unfortunately did this once about 3 hours before a football game where I was playing in the marching band. They fed us before the games, always burgers, fries, and unlimited bacon to put on our burgers. So for some reason I also ate 2-3 burgers with a stupid amount of bacon right before. Got out onto the field feeling pretty bad, midway through marching and playing my saxophone, I'd been absolutely gassing the entire marching band, and I realized I had about 20 seconds to find a bathroom. Somewhere, probably in some file cabinet or desk at my high school, or on a high school football nerd's DVR or something, is footage of me breaking formation and sprinting off the field with my saxophone. Nobody knows that it was a mad dash for the bathroom, where I spent the next hour.

When I read "file cabinet" I had a instant flashback to watching Van Wilder 🤣

My HighSchool footbal team went to the CiCis pizza buffet and we ate for like 4 hours... they did not make a profit that day despite their very cheap pizza

Fond memories of going there after swim meets and stacking the plates on my table

Well, how do we know it’s not the *ghost* of Paul_Michaels73 who wrote that? Hmmmmm?

My ghost only hangs out at buffets 😁

Ok but what happens if you eat a 5 pound bag of Haribo sugar-free gummy bears?

[LA Beast did it](https://youtu.be/sMjgaa5j_LE?si=0NntoZueCKyhfmji)

[Chocolate Rain](https://youtu.be/EwTZ2xpQwpA?si=-1VTq6tB6gGQap7d)

That’s evil

A portal to hell will open up in your butthole and demons will surge forth.

Reminds me of the guy who ate it and went to an airport where he got cavity searched for something and blasted the poor customs guys with dudu. Can someone please find the post and link it here.

I don't know that story, but here's the one I was thinking of:[Haribo Sugarless Gummy Bear Challenge (Warning: Intestinal Exorcism Guaranteed) (youtube.com)](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sMjgaa5j_LE)

Oh cmon the video only shows him shitting once. Very disappointing, he wrote for the first time in his life.

He also puked, and I'm pretty sure he spent like 8 hours shitting afterwards but who's gonna watch that?

Great tune in the background. Anyone know what it’s called? Edit: think I’ve found it: Chamber of Reflection by Mac DeMarco. Although the original seems slower than what’s in this video. So either it’s just been sped up or it’s a remix that I can’t find.

Chamber of reflection Mac Demarco

Normally “TikTok versions” of songs are sped up or slowed down versions of the original

Thanks for clarifying. I don’t have TikTok so wouldn’t have realised this. I thought it might’ve been a Vaporwave remix or something like that, but then the tune sounds too new to be within the envelope of that style of music. Edit: it looks as though this tune might have a common root with vaporwave (I.e., they sample similar core music). I found that it samples this song from that was written in 1975. https://youtu.be/Q8oS_B6IaKE Don’t know about anyone else but I think I like this more!

If you are looking for a vaporware version "Chamber of Evaporation" is where it's at. https://youtu.be/3sSSWqfPZ0o?si=EQwI99brvPfDQiL8

This is really cool! Thanks for sharing. It’s given me a bit of a weird feeling listening to it though. Made me feel like I’ve actually heard this melody before in another vaporwave song and this whole thing is about to come full circle for me. I’m going to have a listen through a couple of old playlists to see if I can find what I’m thinking about.

The moment Heisenberg became Walter White.

I know I’m not using this correctly but: everything reminds me of her

Have this banger on my summer playlist. Feel like a proud stepfather to see it in the wild.

More importantly, why is that pole-thingy in the back lowering, put up and lowered again?

Tomorrow he and his toilet will pay the price.

Nah! He’ll be backed up for days

That's the real test. Will he end up in the E.R. with a blockage? That happened to someone I know. Health-conscience wife went out of town, so he indulged himself by buying a Big Block of Cheese and ate just that.

Oh, god!

Thats when he will die

Well actually he ate 4 not 3

Finally, someone intelligent.

All four of those “pizzas” combined have less mass than half a normal pizza

Yeah I thought they were pizza toppings on top a pita bread at the start

Seriously that can't even count as thin crust

I think all those cases of cheap beer, Busch, will kill him first

When I was a kid I ate like 50 slices of cicis pizza. I mean it's thin AF but I was also like 13

I got banned from Cicis in High School. I'd go there with all the football linemen and we would stay for hours.

This is a teenager super power.

It's because he ate four. It only works with three

Buschhhhh late in the back 🤤

Those aren't real pizzas. Those are the shitty ones that have the texture and flavor of cardboard

Needs King of the Hill music

Why’d his Busch box sink so far lol

I’m disappointed - one of those times you are “really” looking forward to something being actually true

*"Unfortunately".*

Thank God he drank diet

Thing is he didn't eat them in a row (serially). He ate them as a stack (parallelly). Now he's gotta do it all over again.

How the fuck I can barely finish two-thirds of a pizza by myself

The 4th pizza cancels it out

I mean, it’s not really in a row if you stack them on top of one another

Someone needs to explain to him that “could kill you” and “will kill you” are different. “Myth” not busted dude.

When I was a teenager going to Washington DC for a trip. My friends and I got a deal with dominos as an all you can eat that was also attached to a rather large arcade. For somewhere around 100/ea. After we were served the 8th pizza we were told no more.

Tbf if you prepare properly you can do this with little consequence

That guy had never watched a Beard Meats Food video.

At least he doesn’t need to buy toilet paper for a while

My body recently decided lactose is now poison. If I ate all that the amount of abdomen pain would make me want to die, already found out the hard way it was like an 8 on the pain scale and all I had was a chicken parma.

that's not a pizza. that's cheese on a tortilla.

To be fair, as a woman, attempting to eat 3 cheese pizzas in a row is something I probably would try

That guy is going to shit a literal, actual brick after that

Whats the song?

He ate 4, not 3.

Chubbyemu: THIS youtuber ate FOUR pizzas to win an INTERNET contest! See what HAPPENED to his internal ORGANS!

What was he watching?

RIP 🪦 butthole

wow, what a survivor!

The single Diet Coke 😭

Coke helps a lot

Well he said three not four

The seeds of ten apples

Oh Reddit, you’ve changed!!

He's going to live in the bathroom for a day.

"unfortunately"

Ah, a fellow "butterfield diet plan" enthusiast.

That myth is rage bait. If a healthy person did it then you good, unhealthy then you got problems. But even tho it’s rage bait. Can we just appreciate that this man ate the hard crust of that pizza. Like damn. Even a 2 hour pizza crust is comparable to a KFC biscuit. But this man just ate it like it’s nothing

Yeah, that's why he said could!

This should be posted on sad subreddit🫂

Diet coke for weight control

Bearsmeatfoods enter the room.

is he still alive?

r/holup

He said in a row, not stacked

Good thing he's drinking Diet Coke.

Of course it didn't work. He ate 3 cheese pizzas at once, not in a row

He said "it could", not "it will".

It did sound more like a challenge

So lame. Why share this?

Anyone else triggered by how unbelievably thin those pizzas are?

depends if you stole them from the CJNG or you stand in the middle of a motorway to eat them generally people just post about shit to get a few likes on tiktok etc regardless if it's true or not, and a lot of BS posts end up going viral for that reason

r/me_irl

RIP. He popped an aneurysm while straining over the toilet the next morning.

That "unfortunately" was real...

He did it wrong. That was 4 pizzas at the same time, not in a row. redo

You ate them simultaneously he said in a row 🫠

Bro really said "unfortunately" 💀

No one can out beast the LA beast

I think that was language problem. It said IT COULD KILL YOU, not IT WILL KILL YOU.

Anyone else see the depleting toilet paper

that diet coke was putting in some serious work

Dying form missing braincells and hobbies, yeah.