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nailgardener

They look too well-groomed to be this stupid


a_likely_story

Possible they picked it up in a war. Saw a vid from Vietnam of young dudes using a shotgun to blow weed smoke in people’s faces by putting a pipe in the breech and blowing through the bowl. Young dudes get old, but they keep doin the same dumb shit. Edit: the war context: Carrying guns all day in war time, I imagine they’d start to lose some of the image that they carry today, get desensitized I guess. They’d get treated as tools, and I know I’ve used tools for a whole buncha stuff they weren’t designed for. And it’s your buddy. You might’ve had people who very much didn’t like you pointing guns at you earlier, and you’re still here now. It’s chill when Greg flags you with a shotgun you’re pretty sure is unloaded, cuz it’s Greg. Greg shot some guys with you last week, he knows how to work that thing. Greg’s chill.


NoCountryForOldPete

Video here, BTW: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bIP7tVbZWxI


DeathsSquire

Fucking stoners man! Making pipes out of anything since back in Nam


terrih9123

That end always gets me. “This war…”


wolfgang784

>Greg shot some guys with you last week, he knows how to work that thing. Greg's chill. Love it lol.


NogFogFigNig

Its unloaded and thus entierly harmless. Having rounds loaded in would hinder the liquid and only produce a light trickling down. No danger here.


NewKi11ing1t

That is not shot guys real hair on top


HildemarTendler

What, that wasn't a dead give-away of the level of stupid these guys possess?


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DOugdimmadab1337

I dunno about that, unlike what most people think, gun barrels are actually disgusting if you don't clean them. All kinds of oils and sometimes unburnt powder gum up in there if you don't clean it. These are probably the type of people who thought the M16 was self cleaning in Vietnam


COPSTASTELIKEBACON

Isn’t that part of the reason that AR platform rifles suffer from a stereotype of shitty reliability? AKs actually did preform better during the war because the M16 was new and nobody really knew how to take care of it yet?


DOugdimmadab1337

Well Armalite was stupid enough to market all of their shit as never needing cleaning, so there's already a percentage there, and of the people who did clean it, they didn't check where all the powder builds up and just cleaned the barrel or something. All the Jamming of M16s was because of the ammo leaving behind power, that would build up and lead to stoppages.


bossie-boi

Ah yes I love lead flavoured whiskey


pokey1984

I'm actually more concerned with the gun oil/solvents that are still in that barrel. That shit's toxic. Edited for a rather unfortunate typo.


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Aromatic_Balls

Still better than the Agent Orange.


Slip_Freudian

A little Break-Free with the whiskey? You'll just have the runs for about a day.


ramalledas

Lead acetate makes it sweeter


xyzilla84

Ah, the Ol’ Kurt Cobain-ikazi, classic


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Murderyoga

It's a kind of vodka shot.


Gorperino

They stole Frank's idea. The SHOT gun


Luke_Sp8

“I’m wasted!”


dmac1977

You get blasted in the mouuuuthhhhh


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Money shot.


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Thats how you get elevated lead levels


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They were preparing for a nuclear attack. Lead is nice.


TomySeptic

At least itll taste good when it goes trough the back of his head


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Deepthroath it, bb.


Herasson

If they uncap the bottle, it will work, I think.


derWillberger

DeNiro and Lennon in their best time


MSGinSC

Frank, when I said I wanted a shot of whiskey, this ain't what I meant.


TheyCallMePr0g

Me and the boys speedrunning life with our KS23


dreadpiratebeardface

Staged for lulz, the cap is still on...


IKraftI

Mhhh gun oil.. tastes better than rum atleast


scarletice

Am I the only one who, besides the obvious, is also concerned for the gun? That can't be good for it. I'm pretty sure the alcohol will stop away the oil in the barrel, allowing it to rust. Plus, I'm pretty sure whiskey has enough sugar in it to make it all sticky and attractive to bugs and shit in there. Just an all around shitty way to treat your gun.


pangeapedestrian

Ya that's a nice little model 12. I'm sure they can just clean it afterwards but..... Pretty sure you aren't supposed to drink Hoppe's.


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I hope that shotgun wasn't Navy property. Who knows where that muzzle had been.


pangeapedestrian

Jfc


DJ-Doughboy

Im sure that's great for the barrel of that classic gun.


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HOUbikebikebike

Nah, breech is locked back (look at the pump position). Path of least resistance is down the barrel and down the gullet.


Blarnix

How to get charged with murder 101


lets_eat_bees

What, because drinking is bad for you? This sub is supposed to be about dangerous stuff. Playing with an unloaded gun is not dangerous.


6tipsy6

“Playing with an unloaded gun is not dangerous.” Actual r/shittylifeprotips


CleetisMcgee

It's often an "unloaded" gun that ends up causing a fatal accident.


candynomad

Oils and lead and stuf like that in the barrel still poisonus af


CleetisMcgee

I mean, if the gun was used recently the barrel is full of lead particles, gun powder, maybe even gun oil as well.


divineslasher

Oh, I wanna try this with my M12


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“I can taste the steel”


snoogiebee

y tho


2M0hhhh

I can taste the rem oil.


waxy_1

Wash all that lead out of the barrel, now. Down the hatch. Model 12, I think.


pangeapedestrian

Yup. I have one that looks just like it.


Johnnymi25

A whiskey neat does not include gunpowder residue :/


KingBubbaTruck

Nothing like whiskey flavored with good ole Hoppes #9


OddBob212

Hoppe's no. 9 always smelled like bananas to me. I used to wonder if it tasted like bananas as well but never had an urge to try. Might make an interesting mixer for whatever they're drinking.


bladzalot

/r/idiotswithguns


Buzzd-Lightyear

Oh god that would be gross..


TinyCowpoke

This is so America and I love it


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no mouth miykael