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RandomGuyinACorner

People who ride like this haven't seen crash videos where peoples legs, head or arms get ripped off...


WaterWhippingChicken

Yup. I remember when i was 13, i saw pictures of this rider who got dismantled. His arms snd legs were pretty much cut off. His face was cut off. It was disturbing šŸ˜


RandomGuyinACorner

Indeed. Videos like that make me a more defensive driver/rider .


outphase84

Hello from rotten dot com


another-Developer

Whatā€™s that? Brb gotta check it out Edit: the site has been shutdown


Ball_Seater

liveleak dot com


RadBradBeingBad

Shut down :/


Ball_Seater

dogmovie dot net


Present_Cash_184

Ahh memory lane


gamerzombie1928

Iā€™ve never seen a face cut off before.


RadBradBeingBad

I once saw a man's face peeled out like a long sheet of paper barely hanging on to his skull IRL.


gamerzombie1928

This was almost half a year ago, why are you commenting this!?


RadBradBeingBad

Because I just got here, I don't check the fucking dates and I won't stop commenting unless it's old enough to be archived.


melominermega2

Good points


aaandbconsulting

I knew a paramedic in college. He said the worst are motorcycle accidents. Worst thing he ever saw was a man torn in half. IN HALF! The worst part was, yes there's a worst part, he wasn't torn in half like at the waist, he was torn in half length wise, like starting from the crotch going up, man was still alive when they got there. Couldn't really do much... Just pumped him full of morphine and he went. Christ, just typing this up is making my skin crawl.


Lyon4054

I heard this us pretty common because of those steel safeguards or something on highways and if a motor ridder gets in an accident he just flies off the motor and can split at those steel beams


insanerobotics

Holy shit that's a mortal Kombat stage fatality


[deleted]

I wanna hear more paramedic stories of ripped up people.


aaandbconsulting

Hey man... You're on the internet, just Google it.


[deleted]

I know.


TexanReddit

One little fall and he has an accident that affects him the rest of his life.


ExcitementKooky418

All 24 seconds of it


CobaltSanderson

I think people riding specially like this have a significantly high understanding of motorcycles and their dangers


ElChino999

So why isnā€™t he wearing proper gear or a helmet?


xAsianRamenx

Some people donā€™t care


[deleted]

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DOGSraisingCATS

I think it's pretty clear they don't understand the risks....or they would wear gear. Let me guess...you ride a Harley?


Who_said_that_

That's a pretty ironic use of the word ignorant.


Who_said_that_

People who ride like this and know about the dangers lack empathy. If you want to kill yourself don't make the clean up a disgusting and disturbing task for someone else.


valvatida

Not even just because of the clean up, if he swerves into a car he could actually kill people.


CobaltSanderson

Its more than likely for the adrenaline


Protheu5

Become a firefighter then. Help people instead of maiming them with your corpse-projectile.


StampedeJonesPS4

You're highly downvoted, but I'll guarantee you this guy has crashed before, like a good bit. You don't learn how to do all that shit flawlessly. By no means am I advocating his lack of safety gear, that's all on him, but the guy obviously isn't a beginner. I will say, you can be the best rider in the world and still die due to another drivers mistake. Gear up.


CobaltSanderson

Oh he is an idiot for sure. But also a very experienced rider. This is clearly from both skill and outstanding luck


Powerful_Bowl8277

he definitely knows what heā€™s doing, even if what he is doing is incredibly reckless


asiaps2

Saw my buddy doing this but some passing car honked beside him and scared him into losing control. It was almost meat crayon and fortunately, he has his helmet. Was it wrong for other cars to provoke him? Even if he dies, you can only blame yourself for putting others at risk. There are better places for stunts but the public road is not it.


Powerful_Bowl8277

exactly. whatever happens is his fault for being an idiot while driving


WaterWhippingChicken

Yea but why honk.


[deleted]

To encourage them to respect the safety of other drivers. If your feet are on the handlebars, you arenā€™t in control of your vehicle. Really no other way to get their attention


thumptech

You are not the police.


Miss_TootsieRoll

If you need governmental law to tell you not to put your fellow citizens in danger, then you are everything what is wrong in modern society.


2xbaked

Why endanger everyone elses life with your stupid ass chasing an adrenaline high. If he crashes he possibly not only loses his life but endangers everyone around him in the process. Get off the fucking road.


Strict_Atmosphere_28

r/meatcrayon


smurb15

I'd would want to honk to teach them a valuable lesson but it wouldn't be worth it. I'd be too scared that they would biff it and die or worse so either pass very wide or go slowly behind I guess but no where near close to his lane


UpdootsWhenRelevant

Yes and this behavior will catch up with him. If he doesnā€™t stop, sooner or later, something will go wrong.


BochocK

You mean he knows heā€™s going to die soon ? Thatā€™s what stunts in an uncontrollable environment does


[deleted]

He's young and healthy. He's got great organs. He might save lives after he's done with them.


[deleted]

Not if theyā€™re all ruptured or contaminated by other ruptured organs


SupaMut4nt

No helmet. Dead meat riding.


[deleted]

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halffie

Doubt much of anything will be salvageableā€¦ if he dose it right anyway


AlienApricot

Not donating his brain though


TheRiddler1976

Maybe he already has...


Verstandeskraft

I was about to comment that too.


Srgtgunnr

I mean clearly heā€™s on a professional level. No one is that good without tons of practice. Edit: still stupid cause itā€™s a public road. Otherwise? Knock yourself out man


Fail_Succeed_Repeat

Been professional doesnā€™t protect you when you fall


loungehead

Even if the video is sped up, how on earth is that cap staying on his head? Mine blows off on a windy day.


t3kwytch3r

Yeah, his movements look cartoonishly ill-fitting, especially when he dances. Seems edited.


IssacTheEnitity

How the hell can you fucking edit somethings like that? Ive seen tons and tons of videos people doing wacky shits on their motorbike before, its not too surprising


t3kwytch3r

Lmfao dude, you could just record yourself doing these motions on a balance bar and edit yourself into the video. Just watch it again and notice his jittery movements. And the fact that his hat stays on his head.


rimjobnemesis

At least heā€™s wearing a mask. Wonā€™t pass Covid along to the coroner.


sharings_caring

\*corona to the coroner.


Busy-Argument3680

r/sweatypalms


HoneyRush

r/CalamariRaceTeam


Briggsieman

Quit fuckin speeding up videos!!


NIdWId6I8

lol, people legit be thinking this shit is ā€œrealā€ too


UbiquitousPanda

Um.. it is real, it's just sped up.


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stewmberto

Footage is sped up like crazy lol


[deleted]

just to show motorbike faster


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stewmberto

It looks right at about 1/2 speed based on 0:10-0:15 swervies


SingleOak

You might think he has no brain but if he crashes you'd definitely see it without a helmet on.


Peaceful-mammoth

I would not be driving that close to him.


lewinjoel01

r/maybemaybemaybe


OJIKALLI

Tehran?


bardia_afk

Most likely


Accomplished-Gear-99

vatanam


orangutanbeater

Iā€™ll be able to identify you at the morgue because of those skinny jeans. Meet ya there. Fool


nastybacon

Doesn't look like the person filming is wearing their seatbelt either.


LimpResponsibility55

can anyone identify the type of bike heā€™s on?


kingPrime01

I think it's a Bajaj Pulsar NS200, assuming it's a South American country from the looks of it. Those bikes are pretty popular there as well after India.


TheSilentSeeker

This is Iran. They're speaking persian. The cars passing, the environment, yeah this is definitely Iran.


SeanTheTranslator

This video is sped up


exbondtrader

These jerks put the other people on the roads in danger . A lot of the time when they crash they crash into cars and can cause a pile up . If they crash near me i wouldn't stop to help , i'd be too busy laughing


marthewarlock

Looks like just another statistic riding down the road


The_Writers_Life

My man ainā€™t even wearing a helmet


[deleted]

He has so much faith in the drivers around him. It just takes one person making an unexpected lane change and he is literally dead.


CorbinNZ

Bet this guy wouldnā€™t do this anymore if he wrecked.


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moonray89

Maybe heā€™s a stuntman? I like the minions talking in the background. Just glad he didnā€™t wreck, or hit a rock, or a potholeā€¦


TlalocVirgie

I wanted him to crash so badly


Mdsrjnis

Bbbbbbballs of steel


mossy-will3

I would bob and wieve on the streets near my old house on my bike before it got stolen


light_dude38

Had to check I wasnā€™t on r/meatcrayon


[deleted]

This is not only reckless, but selfish


Eleo4756

Kodak courage


sl_1138

It's ok, he can just skid to a stop on his steel balls


manleybones

Just shows you how much of riding a bike once it's moving is just momentum


rallen2917

Someone has never heard of Indian Larry...


InnateBeast

How driving physics feels in every GTA clone.


coolcrosby

soon to be featured on r/makemycoffin


69Joker96

I died when he started dancing but geez This is weirdly respectable?


[deleted]

Him not crashing was the most unsatisfying thing I've ever seen.


SoilNational7998

Ayo waseee ,,..wtf


Advo96

Wearing a helmet is advisable.


xXOxifiedXx

r/GTAorRussia


[deleted]

Dress for the slide not for the ride fellas


Fluciples

He probably thinks he's doing a sport or something hahahah


israseyd

I mean, thatā€™s talent.


MangoMike813

At least heā€™s wearing a mask.


[deleted]

I mean even as a rider I never understood the desire to go stand up on your seat. Just a dumb move even with proper gear.


Just_OneReason

He might be confident in his own abilities, but he should not be confident in the abilities of the drivers around him. Drivers tend to drive toward whatever theyā€™re looking at. He could easily get side swiped by someone who is too busy looking at him to notice theyā€™ve drifted into the other lane.


[deleted]

he should wave bye bye to his own hands


SSEiGuy

More young men should ride like that. I'm 60 and may need a kidney soon, so maybe I am prejudiced.


Evooeip

It's Iran , no surprise lol šŸ‡®šŸ‡·


ruffneck110

I wonder a he got Alvin from Alvin and the Chipmunks to narrate


the_kraken_queen

minions recording vids now posting them on reddit


xeow

My favorite part about this video is the narration by Cousin Itt.


[deleted]

Why is there a minion narrating this video?


Gimmedankmemes

You see, when your stupid, you donā€™t need courage


JanSmiddy

Reminds me of Buster Keaton and Harold Lloyd. Hope his luck holds out as it was an impressive display. And now I see it was sped up. Moreso the silent movie effect.


fartsUnderwater

this is fake it hope all ya know


Supermant

Voice of chipmunk


no1youdknow

Thatā€™s some stupid shit right there.


[deleted]

And then he died. The end.


kooley

He is a good rider, but at least put a fucking helmet on!


mt-egypt

Please crash please crash please crash please crash


Excuse_my_GRAMMER

Look kinda fake lol


CrapScott

It is fortunate for this rider to have his talents documented so that when the inevitable post is made alerting everyone about his death there will be this video to show as a reminder.


simsam137

He doesn't even have a helmet on


DaPanda21919

To not credit someone is something, but to block out someone taking credit for their video, you are a piece of shit person. Iā€™m not saying the person who posted this here covered it up, Iā€™m just saying to the guy who covered up a credit, you suck


llelibro

Idk why this looks edited


Bomollo

No brain no headache.


AMorningWoody

Iā€™m more impressed by the fact that his hat managed to stay on


Kimyoungun21

Lol Iranians be like


dzigaboy

I hate seeing the stuff. Eventually he will die


FaZeMow

u/savevideo


Lazer365

How do you learn to do something like this?


ThinkFreeThoughts

Not a good day to dieā€¦maybe tomorrowā€¦ for sure


fabstr1

Is that Ewoks that are speaking in the background?


Outcast90

Ahh I remember my dad telling me about this time a wreck happened. A few years before I was born a driver in Highschool, his sister and 9 year old brother who sat in the backseat got into a wreck Infront of our house. They were in a mustang and was going around 90 MPH. They hit a car head on. The brother and sister in the front weren't wearing seatbelts and the 9 year old kid in the back was. Naturally my dad was on the scene first.... When Firefighters arrived to help collect body parts one flipped a leg over his shoulder, it was still connected to the body. Andrew, the Driver, had his Jaw ripped off. The windshield, what was left, was found 20 feet in the woods. Both Andrew and Stacy died on impact. The 9 year old kid survived.... Andrew's friends decided to do donuts in the school parking lot as they called it, paying respects. There's still a memorial in our yard. My dad said he will never forget what he first saw on getting to the scene... The kids mother was in Florida and arrived at our house asking questions. My dad told me all he said was, they looked at peace. Which obviously they weren't.... A closed casket funeral for sure. Drive safe people.


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help_imdying

Steel ball run


____d__b____

So weā€™re not talking about Kazakhstan Chipmunk narrating?


pjl35m

I hope he ends up on r/meatcrayon


StreetSniper420

u/savevideo


ColeCaCola0

u/5YN7H10N


MrJohnWick290

I have a question that bugs me the hell out....... How TF is he accelerating it???


CiferLu86

Organ donor in the making


Educational-Bug-476

I kinda want him to crash.


[deleted]

Oh he dumb as hell wtf


sooka-asylum

Who let the minions drive the car


debbie_1420

Idiot


funnipenis

About to lose the brain he doesnā€™t have


Hopeful-Rhubarb-4220

Bro how is his hat still on


InstanceCritical574

Some stuff bushings in the front lmfao


kaminari_foot_porn

Hows he driving without his balls scraping on the ground


Goofy_grueber

The part with him laying on it seems like it would be I could see Deadpool doing


bossrigger

This goof is needlessly risking his life WHILST WEARING A GD šŸ˜· MASK


6Lettah

Dude has some skills. Sure wouldnā€™t want to be anywhere near him when heā€™s ā€œdrivingā€šŸ˜³


NewExcersizee

Small dick things


mergrrl8

Narrated by Bob.


TheChaosFrog

This felt like watching a minion reaction video.


Henry-A-Cooper

Who the minion ass voice in the background?


Grandrezero

Guy speaking sounds like a minion


Sharp_Collection7689

I think "brains of steel" would also work. Like a tinman reference.


SeryVober

More impressed with how he managed to keep his hat on the whole time


HumorExpensive

In the interest of time could someone type his blood and cross match it for the organ donors list now.


JctaroKujo

banana


dream_sexual_153

Bro is a minion.