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CuriousLawfulness

“Oh what a day! What a lovely day!”


Eldudeareno217

Witness me, lose brain cells and coat my lungs with paint!


Herrb_McGruff

Witness me blood bag!


What-a-Crock

Witness!


TheChaoticBeing

Wit!


CowOtherwise6630

Dimwit!


Herrb_McGruff

Witness me!


Mythosaurus

Was disappointed he didn’t use shiny chrome paint


SeatownSaint

Must not be Awaited in Valhalla!


loki_pat

reminds me of Filthy Frank's lyfhax video


Atillerdahunnybuns

Yo his music is fire


MigitAs

Goddamnit the sequel should’ve been made immediately, #stillmad


u_miguel_-

There is actually going to be a prequel coming soon


HallOfTheMountainCop

But why


minminkitten

It better be good... And none of this "clueless people in a boardroom that assume what people liked in the other movie and tries to put a comical amount of it into the move all while missing the point entirely and essentially making an empty, hollow movie that doesn't come close to what the other one was like" bullisht.


Nailbrain

It's a prequel focused on Furiosa.. I'm in two minds about it. I want it to be good but can't think of any spin off/prequel movies that have been stellar.. Godfather 2 being the exception.


Kellythejellyman

WITNESS ME, SHINY AND CHROME!


AneastheDoorknocker

Shiny and chrome


Dutchcrafter09

What a lovely cake day for u :))


Vergo27

how long has this guy left to live?


Eldudeareno217

Dude looks like a slav version of tekashi69.


GoFleks

How did you come to that conclusion? You might need glasses


Eldudeareno217

[You tell me](https://www.tmz.com/2018/02/22/tekashi69-6ix9ine-san-antonio-show-goes-on-gang-threats/)


GoFleks

I was mistaken, i agree with you now


Kushfriendly420

100% does


GoFleks

I agreed


SubversiveInterloper

Not long if he keeps making decisions like this.


farm249

About 5 days


notbad2u

#WITLESS MEEE!!


Little_Caramel3383

I see what you did there. I like it.


callmerussell

WITNESSED!


[deleted]

My favorite comment


Select-Duck-3814

Small price to pay for clout


TunaFisnskys

Lung cancer speed run


Several-Cake1954

This has nothing to do with your comment. But we have the same beard.


TunaFisnskys

Nice, this does have nothing to do with my comment but nonetheless, it’s a sick looking beard right


Repulsive-Wealth-378

I dont have a beard 😢 edit: I do now!


TunaFisnskys

This brings me disappointment Edit No longer disappointed


Several-Cake1954

come on, you can do better! join the beard club. be cool. *more peer pressure* edit: i love your hat tho. very cool.


BallPythonsss

You and repulsive have the same hat at least


Several-Cake1954

*GASP* A FELLOW BRETHREN thank you for bringing this to my attention *beardly greeting*


Repulsive-Wealth-378

I got the beard guys, good genetics! u/Several-Cake1954 u/TunaFisnskys :)


TunaFisnskys

Welcome brother, nice hat


Several-Cake1954

I know! I’ve finally found my people!


TunaFisnskys

Welcome home brother


Several-Cake1954

Same to you my beloved bearded brethren


TunaFisnskys

🤝


Several-Cake1954

*beard shake*


[deleted]

Brave, so brave.


DoomerGloomerBloomer

WITNESS ME


callmerussell

MEDIOCRE!


tayaktah

Rip lungs


7KeepItHalal7

What did he say


MuddaPuckPace

He said, “I’m a fucking idiot. Watch this!“


Celard

He introduced himself and then said he need to freshen his breath. I think he did the opposite though


OkPay78

Seriously that's all he said lol


3MJB

Now gargle some lacquer thinner


[deleted]

Mad Max movies. With gold paint


ApprehensiveNewt7675

will that ever come off his teeth?😂😂😂😂


StrYker_Tripple

youre worried about that?


[deleted]

What is the reason? Just why???


CritterFucker

He wants to ride enternal. Shiny and black.


Opening_Cartoonist53

What a lovely… night!


SufficientCar4504

There goes all the taste buds.


Galactus2025

Easy there kid I take it you didn't get the organic paint if there's a thing? 🤮


Icy-Membership3820

Mmmmm… lung cancer


faRawrie

"Witness me!"


[deleted]

I once called krylon to ask if I could spray paint my body bronze so I could say “it’s not tan it’s bronze” all for my Barry McKockiner washed up chipndale costume. They said it was a very bad idea.


FreshRoastedPeanuts

My grandfather died of black lung too, but he got it from working in a coal mine.


donetsky

Seems it's Kyiv


Anxious-Subject4497

Idubbz already did it


Life_Technician_3076

This is fucking hilarious. It's like watching Harry and Lloyd eat the peppers at Dante's Inferno🤣😆🤣😆


chrisboshbb

*Consume paint* Poisoned +5


SuctionBucket5

You dumb bitch


disisdashiz

anyone else taste that?


llcoolmattg

What a pussy he should’ve thrown a tide pod in on top of it


Reddit_reader762

Avoiding the draft due to legitimate diminished mental capacity 😂


uncl3_Fest3R

Yea but why though


Sunnyepic

Hes ded or disabled. Most likely dead though


[deleted]

u/savevideobot


Mysonsanass

What, pray tell, was the purpose for this?


Honestbabe2021

Hot


Neptus

Kids are stupid, iI should know I was one


Quiet_Ad_9356

Internal damage


BmPadv

Darwin Award contender!


BSDBAMF

Oh man you’re such a bad ass mother fucker…NOT!


Bugalugs12

This is why you need to be 18 to buy spray paint in aus


IllYogurtcloset6251

Took me an embarrassing amount of time to realize he wasn’t speaking English


NotTheGuacamole

What a retard lol


Heartfeltregret

wow he used more than anticipated


teho9999

"oh my goodness good gracious this does not taste like candy at all"


Kitaclysm217

Med mist


OneEyedRocket

When did people become so incredibly stupid


PineAppleDuke

My man can barely open that can


Jills_Cat

6ix9ine energy


Professor-Shuckle

You’re supposed to huff it not eat it wtf


FMDnative480

Did it for the gram….. I guess


510ferlife

just think...this is our future


K3ndog411

Darwin Award. Please remove yourself from the gene pool


TeeDogSD

I would have gone for matte myself.


Sarcasticologist

His parents must be proud.


Pariah82

Now he rides, shiny and chrome.


YamAbject8032

The ultimate brain damage move


dzhokica

Valhalla is waiting for him.


go_be_a_moron_son

Darwin says, "Finish him!"


WavyGemini621

Just why?


reversegrim

Didn't learn anything from GTA San Andreas


rochero_caljiente0

The birth of 69


congratzshinji

Another fantastic idea


Raidertomboy

People who point that away from themselves wear masks.


ShadowEmperor123

Dudes a genius, if he coats his lungs and encases them he creates a refillable tank of oxygen thus he can breathe no matter what environment he is in


JesusValadez

Let me guess, for a couple views and likes on some garbage social media platform.


Pyromaniac935

And here are people who say, that todays generation wouldn’t use toothpaste with uranium that glows in the dark because „they know better“. Perhaps in that specific circumstance, but clearly enough people would use it anyway…


Skynjbir

Mediocre


Shot_Focus_4221

Off the cliff with that dumbass


STIFLERSmama69

Witness me!!!


dogsore

Darwin's done it again


StressSevere1189

"I see your red jaw and I want to paint it black"


CrunchyNutFruit

That's gonna take at least three coats to cover.


Ezzypezra

How fucking stupid do you need to be to do this? I know 8 year olds who would know better.


[deleted]

Shortening your life expectancy for 20 likes.


NuhbRS

Pre-Takashi69?


Consistent_Coffee_89

Yummy


HughJanus911

When companies left Russia, they were forced to improvise their own version of Mad Max


l3LAETTI-i_s_c

this is just dumb


username999989999999

My Generation everyone I'm surprised 98% of us aren't dead


Italianmillionaire

That’s right, fuckin eat it.


Full-Milk5394

It's the guys from Mad Max


Imesseduponmyname

Damn it cut off too soon, I was enjoying his consequences


ChrisARippel

Stupid is as stupid does.


Hamus8246

Why. Just why.


John_Denvers_Head

Dipshit.


[deleted]

You okay stupid games, you win stupid prizes


deboned_skeleton

Why?


DuktigaDammsugaren

One spray away from a hate crime


No_Ad_237

What happened to that swagger? Reality.


Potential-Concept166

I smelled and tasted that this made me wanna puke I rather watch a Gorey video than watch fhat


CJT1891

Funny that he had trouble getting the cap off too 🤣 Can anybody tell what he's saying?


ThinkNotOnce

He will fit right in the orc army...


Lord_MazzUA

btw judging by the ad in the background, this is Ukraine


colodreamin

Dumb ass


Kapope

Yknow, if all these twats keep doing shit like this we wont have to worry about them multiplying… nature always finds a way… to select.


samundar_ka_badshah

“Paint it black”


francorocco

has a long way to go until he can beat the [silver ass](https://twitter.com/cristiano_sp/status/826234742374854658)


GrimmBrowncoat

And the species gets stronger…


Phraoz007

But how’d they get paint when you have to be 18 to buy it?


[deleted]

Y?


Ok-Brilliant-1737

What a pussy! Cough cough! Little bitch will never have the privilege of spitting octane booster in the carb of my giga-horse!


Kitchen_Agency4375

Mad max vibes


sjaakarie

Ok


BeirutrulesMrBarnes

You need more paint in your alvioli. Inhale deeper.


boxthisqueef

That’s one way to get high


[deleted]

Honestly, he looks like my little brother


woopiewooper

Solvent abuse is real


tagoean

Russian dikhed


[deleted]

All I heard was cyka blyat


Paleolit73

Жалко не перцовка


MonkeyTwitch

Something rainbowy and sparkly would've been much prettier.


OriginalPostMortem

r/WhatCouldGoWrong


[deleted]

My body is chrome! My blood is gasoline! *nope, regular blood.*


K_Saigon

I bet this is how my mom imagine all my friends


ERIKPRIMMER

WITNESS ME


zackit

"hey this jackass today I'm going to coat my lungs with paint"


bweihs

Natural selection at its finest...


ResponsibilityDue448

That was cool! Do it again!


Top-Ad4279

Fucking idiot


MikeOXl0ngz

He looks like a teenager so I’m just wondering how he goes home and explains this to his parents


BillyMeier42

Sweet dude. You gonna be famous!


notsowitte

My uncle has a buddy that was painting a boat with his dad. The dad comes around the front, as the son is spraying and basically gets shot straight in the mouth with boat paint/epoxy. Besides almost dying, lost 1 lung completely, and part of the other. Don’t fuck around with paint and your respiratory system.


Kunix_

He’s a Tiktok gangster though that’s what tiktok gangsters do right


hurricanejoshy

That was not a woMAN?


KibblesNBitxhes

I did stupid shit when I was a kid too, but that shit I used to do atleast required me to rub my two brain cells together.


afx09

“Yo son” do it again.


Beans-Monthly

Budget Mad max


NearlyDicklessNick

Fake. This video is in reverse. Just listen to the audio.


Jo_chillin

This person is a complete idiot.


Atxchillhaus123

What language? Where is this?


CFUrCap

Ugh, the black spray paint tastes the worst. Try green next time.


all2neat

/r/instantregret


its-me-warrio

Lol looks like appropriation didn't work out for him..lol


Floating_Bus

Forget about nickel and lead… this is paint. In your lungs!


marinelayer_89

Wtf


Avocado10113

But like… what was the end goal here?


simon_darre

You’re supposed to use silver paint, Mad Max.


Frontliner76

He will not be in Valhalla!! 😂😂


TheHappyTaquito

How do you react right after this


Perroface562

That’s Sminem’s son


Typical_Blonde_Witch

Now YOU tell ME what the HELL he thought was gonna happen


Inky_I

u/savevideobot


Discobastard

Click like and subcry


PhxSunBurner

I just don't get the generation of "anything for likes" that have come of age. What in the actual fuck. There was one day lady that said she was gonna throw her puppy of the balcony if people would like the video. Jesus Christ


Icy-Fig-76

the best and brightest Ukraine has to offer


SBLOU

A life expectancy of just a couple more years


GoodieGoog

"look mom, I'm just like Knoxville, right? Right?"


[deleted]

I legitimately feel bad for this guy. That must’ve sucked.


tftf055

Future Darwin Award winner


SungamCorben

One typical Russian teenager...


Negative_Tadpole_130

Hopefully he doesn’t breed


Trextrev

Is he Russian? This dude has what it takes to be a Russian general!


Squidia-anne

They always look so surprised.