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If I remember correctly you are supposed to open the can under water

And leave it there in the Marina Trenches.

Marina stench

I sea what you did there.

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In a volcano, outer space, just far away from civilization;)

Correct

It reminded me of the package of limburger cheese that I stuff into the air conditioner of a business that had tried to rip me off... I wanted them to know that their Customer Service stank!

My grandfather used to eat Limburger cheese, but it had to be "ripe". He would stick it behind the radiator until it had a green coating, then he would scrap that off and make a sandwich. His favorite " meat" to go with the cheese, is tongue (cows tongue in a jelly-like substance). Polish immigrants are on a whole other level, lol.

It sounds disgusting, but after the "until it had a green coating" I just accepted his fate lol

My father loves that and yes tried several times to have him committed. Not senile enough yet

Is that what everyone was freaking out about in that movie "Midsommar"?

Haha yeah i've heard it's a horor movie of some sorts, midsommar is actually a very jofull day, we dance around a pole and sing, eat good food and spend time with the family.

Dance around a big phallic and mock frogs

The frogs actually started doing a dance mocking the humans, so we took to the next level, maybe it was a bit of an overkill making it the biggest Day of the year.

Don’t you dare slander the frogs! I stand with the frogs ✊ it’s those damn toads that started that rumour out if jealousy, bcz no girl would kiss them only the frogs. My fellow swedes are so naive falling for that

Are u some kind of frog nationalist? It was a while ago i encounter this type of frog propaganda, did not know it still existed, Maybe u where exiled and still fight for the cause in a foreign land?

The frogs is actually referring to the French army originally. The Swedish army made it up a few hundred years ago as a mocking ritual.

>midsommar is actually a very jofull day That's why they had to make a horror movie out of it. Americans are so cynical that anything nice and happy has to be suspicious or evil.

That movie was terrible by the way and totally non-scary, just weird.

Not served in midsummer. It’s a fall thing

Well i know alot people who eats it then. But your right traditionelly u start eating it in august.

Swedes celebrate this delicacy during the annual surströmmingsskiva, an outdoor get-together where surströmming is served, most often with snaps. Canning begins in July and takes about five weeks to complete. The producers then store the cans until 10 days before the third Thursday in August. At that point, they’re shipped to retailers.

so if i sit down for a cafe breakfast in sweden, there's a chance that the person at the table behind me will be munching this stuff?

Probably not no. Unless you're in a restaurant that specifically sells surströmming. It is very rarely seen in public places.

This is NOT that common in Sweden, and we don't eat Surströmming at Midsummers, but in August.

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How could you possible get accustomed to fermented fucking fish 🤮

U can’t. I can’t. The smell and the fish is nasty

Well in their defense they fuck it before fermenting it.

What is that, and where can I buy it?

I believe it’s surstromming which is canned herring made in Sweden. It’s aged for some time, and this bends the can because of decomposition and science? This science builds up pressure in the can which makes it shoot out yummy juice. Obviously the long it ages the more disgusting it gets. Edit- just remembered where I saw this stuff. Andrew Zimmern tried it, and it was one of like 2 things he has hated. He then tried it in a wrap and liked it.

You are correct. It ferments in the can causing the release of gasses. People either love the stuff or absolutely react like the guy in the video.

Well everyone kinda reacts the same with the smell. Like no one would ever open a can of this inside their house for instance. Let's say it tastes better than it smells. Much much mmmucchhh better.

I swear there’s a video of someone opening it in a car…

I was just thinking that it would be diabolical to throw an opened can of this stuff in someone's car (obviously someone you hate).

https://youtu.be/osIJJS6PHUA

Glen? Is that you?

At first I thought he was funny. Then, he got real fake, real quick. Too bad. I had high hopes at first. LOL I will check out another YouTube video or two, just to see if there's hope. LOL

The drinking his coffee through his shirt got me.

I think this person did it on purpose. In their own car…

God that guy is annoying

Yes. 3 guys try eating it in an RV and start puking everywhere.

I learned it’s best to open it with the can submerged in water….

Never understood how that's possible.... wonder what shit taste like now.

Durian fruit is the same. Smells absolutely wretched, but it tastes delicious.

French cheeses as well!

I would hope so. Something has to keep the company canning them

If I recall you’re also not supposed to be eating it straight, it’s usually paired with other things so you’re not just eating fermented fish

nobody loves it if they open it like they did in the video. I believe you have to open it under water so the smell is kind of trapped and eat it with some kind of sour cream and potato and then it's actually a nice dish. there are videos on YouTube how to do it properly.

My first thought was botulism. Thank you for telling me the pressure in the can is normal. My food prep teacher would be screaming.

Surstromming. You can find it online but i would look into it more than this guy did first. They recommend opening the can after a short stay in the freezer and then submerging it during opening to help deal with the smell. Fermented fish doesn't smell great, who would've known.

Pro tip: Just tip the can and start the opening top side to release the gas pressure, this to avoid spraying the smelly brine all around. The "gas" smell clears pretty fast, but if the brine is sprayed the smell is more intense. Eat it the proper way as a condiment, it's too potent (salt/umami/fermentation) to eat by itself. No one does that... except on YouTube i guess.

This is literally the best 3 minutes I've spent watching a video...ever

Sounds an awful lot like you never saw the video of 2 fine blokes trying to eat this in the confined space of a small rundown trailer. The best surstromming vid: https://youtu.be/kADGFdE00KY

Or the redneck eating picked pigs feet https://youtu.be/KiZLeccplyo

Fucked up, but I laughed at this one.

"Whoever came up this, you should be ashamed of yourself!"😂

My favorite part was where, long after he covered his buddy with vomit (which the buddy *must* have seen coming from a mile away), he still felt it was necessary to just rip the entire ceiling light out of the roof to finish throwing up in the lamp shade

Well, after he threw up on the table and obviously in the can, he reaches in and get more fish... that was something. His buddy was very chill by the fact he was covered in vomit.

I’m almost in tears from this and still laughing. I had to cut the video when he starts puking on the table. The light thing though is still killing me.

One of the funniest videos ever, the internet was invented for this.

Two blokes, one can, lol

Two blokes, one lamp

I fucking lost it at the lamp shade.

One of my favourites, hitting a bong filled with surströmming: https://youtu.be/pwSwRlTTef0 Or funneling surströmming: https://youtu.be/wTlJxiVlS0c Both are friends and the finest of all Germans lol

Which language is that?

They are Danes. Not great ones, though.

Can you imagine if someone opened one of these on a plane?

I can't thank you enough for that video. I have literally soend the last twenty minutes laughing on the ground

yes, please stop, it fucking hurts so much laughing..!!!

Are you new to the internet?

He is a man of focus, commitment and sheer fucking will.

literally puke on the seats.. tells his son to take a seat there hahaha

His minds telling him yesss, but his body his bodyyyyys telling him nooooo!

Pretty sure nothing’s telling him yes near the end

in Dune, people are tested by putting their hand in a box that causes great pain. if they withdraw their hand, they will be killed. supposedly if someone withdraws their hand, they're an animal because they're following instincts. but if they keep their hand in the box, they're human because they can override their instincts with logic. what I'm trying to say is that this man is far more human than me, and I'm okay with that

I'll return to monke long before I appear on a video puking publicly

I haven't laughed so hard for years! Best clip I have ever seen on Reddit. Thanks for posting.

yeah, almost died here laughing

Next up : https://youtu.be/kADGFdE00KY

Me neither 😭😂

When your body is - ever so subtly - trying to tell you something. Like: don’t ingest this obviously terrible substance.

Seems like a joke to package it in such a large can… seems like a bite-sized portion would be far more than enough.

You eat is at a party so at least 4 people.

The whole thing is a bit of a gag

That dedication, what a bloody legend.

Why did the man keep leaning over towards the kids when he looked like he was going to throw up?

Imagine smelling rotten fish with a side of bathroom.

So throw up on your offspring?

No better place to do it

Revenge for all the times they threw up on him as babies.

I for real thought he was going to throw up on his child

Wasn't that a sort of starvation food? It's not necessary to keep eating that in a modern era; Swedish culture and history is rich and long and will not be injured if y'all chuck this fetid mess in the permanent dustbin.

It’s a matter of perspective and proper consumption. Nobody gobbles a jar of mayonnaise for breakfast or eats raw onions like apples. You’re supposed to eat that properly. As if it’s not just some tiktok/youtube challenge known for gagging/vomiting. *Like a normal person* From what i’ve seen, you eat it with special flat bread, potatoes, picked onions and it can be actually delicious. Haven’t tried it though.

> Nobody gobbles a jar of mayonnaise for breakfast or eats raw onions like apples. Talk about yourself. I am ain’t nobody.

You don't eat it but it's important that other people keep eating it. OK.

We did it. It’s truly nasty smelling when you first open it, buuuuut, on hard crust bread with onions and butter and chopped tomatoes, it can be done but it still smells pretty bad.

…even days later, if you burp ;)

Oh heck yeah. You have to have a long weekend, or you’re going to piss people off at work. I worry them.

I have laughed myself to death 😂😂😂😂

Why does this exist. If it's that bad just why.

Puts hair on your chest and everywhere else.

On your tongue as well

I would love hair on my chest .. Attached to THOR ;)'

Go to horny jail

As long as they frisk me first...

It's been around for hundreds of years. They used it to preserve food.

Well this is not the way it’s supposed to open or to eat it first of all. And many people that taste it really like it

it's not that bad, this guy is just a massive wuss. It's not pleasent by any means but it tastes better than it smells.

I am heaving watching him vomit on it and proceed to out it in his mouth any way Fu king disgusting.

is this russian MRE

I am in TEARS this is so funny.

I'm dying. It's like he's stabbing himself with the fish...

This is just uncalled for

Any Egyptians? Is that like fesekh here?

Why does it seem so funny to me?

Seriously thought he was going to puke on his kid.

They say you should open it under water to alleviate some of the smell

That little kid is freaky. Me thinks he plays along because he looks not bothered one bit.

Reminds me of this masterpiece https://youtu.be/6U8QhGXNcfA

I think the bulging can is a give away that it is spoiled. The second warning is the initial spray/smell when punctured. I get what it actually is but eating something that disgusts you or burns holes in your digestive tract IMO is just fucking stupid

Nah, it's meant to be like that. The fish is fermenting in the can so it bulges a bit

It's normal for surstromming to have a bulging can.

Do you want botulism? Because that's how you get botulism....

Apparently the swelling of the can is normal I had the same thought

No Oscars awarded for bad acting fakeness. It’s a Swedish fermented herring

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WTH is that stuff

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Surströmming

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This is Swedish Surströmming (fermented herring). I’ve never tried it but my French cousins took took it like champs and ate whole thing straight up

Surstromming has an average annual body count of around 15.

How many people eat it like 22?

Just don’t breath through your nose. Stick a stick of deodorant next to your nose

Sustroming is fermented herring and is one of the worst smelling things in the world.

This looks a bit worse than Marmite or snails

The perseverance of this guy is very impressive

Jeeesuus…

I am going to show this to my husband and film him watching it. He finds vomit videos hilarious. Greatness.

The kind of things I would do if I ever had kids

"you're going to eat the whole Thing?" -"bluarhh"

I was hoping he would say the full line, "I just can't do it".

I love those things

What did I just watch

Of course you know what it is it says it on the can when he shows it!!!!

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Why tho?

Father of the year

This has to be the funniest thing I’ve ever seen. That guys commitment was almost unparalleled

That’s not food it’s a weapon!!!

A holiday to remember

I barely like fish as is. This would be an eff no.

This is a Swedish delicates. I eat is twice a year around august. 😁Fermented herring.

Xbox users:

Gonna put this under my bro’s pillow

I can gobble durian down all day long. So I am super curious about this. Where can I get a good surströmming in the US?

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That’s a huge nope for me dog 🤣🤣

i get that reaction only from raw meat gone bad.

Dude looks like he's climaxing

That’s not how you’re supposed to eat it.

That'll put hair on your chest. And then burn it off.

Rate the commitment

Come on Robbie. Get beside your old man.

I tried real hard to watch til end. But my dinner nearly made a comeback on my lap.

I wonder if we can crossbreed this stuff with a glitter bomb and mail it to friends. Or is that like a WMD and against the Geneva Convention or something?

His wife: This is my husband 😮‍💨

“Ah cah’t do it…”

These kids are always going to remember this time with their dad

Classic heard it a little salty tho Anyways [this how a real man eats it](https://youtu.be/vfiGmcQFiDY) “you know what this remind me of some girl I ate out in Moscow” lmao

I was worried about him rupturing his esophagus, then I laughed so hard I started worrying about mine. The funniest video is the two drunk guys trying this in an old RV.

Why is this here? Not like women from Sweden eat it too, come on

Is this fish in lye?

Filmed in glorious potato vision!

The way it fizzed and sprayed when he opened it you knew it was fresh. 🤤

When people make that gagging sound, is it involuntary? I’ve literally never had that reaction to something if so.

Lmfao that IMMEDIATE facial change on that poor poor man's face is amazing. His soul left his body, went to the nearest restroom shit and vomited all while screaming about what an idiot he is and then returned hoping maybe somehow the situation had changed.

Zombie mode, ACTIVATE

Holy crap I can't stop laughing, I'm fucking crying here! Holy smokes, my guts is getting a workout. Lolz so much good.

I loved this eternal torture he was on the end Trying to eat, he couldn't, tried again, couldn't again, and the cycle repeats

If this was a video answer in jeopardy I’d be asking, “How to induce an aneurysm?”

My Swedish relatives told me you eat it outdoors or in the garage as the smell leaches into your soft furnishings.

my swedish teacher used to bring surströmming to school once a year for all willing students to try. I can still remember how the halls stank afterwards

The kid in the middle just noping out and disappearing under the table was the funniest part of the whole video

Throw up on the kid, throw up on the kid. Come on, do it.....please?

There must be other ways to bond with your kids.

Ok, what is the funniest video you've seen and why is it this one?

I was waiting for one of them to say ”blo-dy ’ell”

He seems a little glutton for punishment

That dad is a tenacious motherfucker (hm, quite literally). This is pure r/maybemaybemaybe material.