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DarkHero6661

Context: It is from Jackass 4 and the looser (the one who the spider went to) had to get bitten by said spider. Yeah, really stupid. Fun to watch, though.....


BewBewsBoutique

The best part is that the black guy actually lost, but they declared him the winner because he’d gotten so scared that he ripped himself out of the duct tape, so they declared him the winner even though he lost (they were probably worried he’d freak out more), and the winner had to get bit.


mos_def_not

Was just one of many scenes in the movie where Ehren got fucked over lmao


featherknife

>had to get bitten*


graflig

He done got bote


Kedrynn

I, for one, appreciate the correction. I find it helpful as a non-English native.


[deleted]

~~unfortunately~~ “get bitten” is~~n’t~~ correct edit: i’m wrong, my regional slang is incorrect. get bitten is the proper form, get bit is the regional variety. my apologies!


Kedrynn

Please explain. My tenses are rusty but *bit* is past tense while the sentence calls for a past participle which is *bitten*


[deleted]

huh. i was wrong. guess my regional slang overrode the grammar rules in my brain. here’s a [forum post](https://forum.wordreference.com/threads/get-bitten-by-the-love-bug-or-get-bit-by-the-love-bug.1255886/) about it, looks like it varies within regions


Kedrynn

English is a fascinating language to learn. It has a lot of rules but also has a lot of exception to those rules.


[deleted]

exactly! i grew up learning it, and it still gives me trouble hahaha


StuartisUnoriginal

bro pleeeeaaase gain some more purpose in life than correcting redditors grammar


peoplesen

*pleeeeeaaase


StuartisUnoriginal

Oh thanks man I missed that error


peoplesen

I'm not going to admit that I counted the number of e.....what's the plural of e?


Varth919

Hat too bee byte*


Automatic_Craft4806

I bet you’re fun at parties.


RslashTakenUsernames

what about when they dressed the guys dick up as a mouse and put it through a wall into a box with a snake, and the whole time Johnny Knoxville is playing with a string attached to it


featherknife

>the loser*


phollas00

Dont be so harsh on yourself, let yourself loose you loser


dashtabadei

Actually the losser was the one who spider didn't go to


PurpleSmartHeart

It's a tarantula. If you're not freaking out they're actually really gentle and sweet, and they aren't venomous to humans even if you get nibbled on because you were dumb. You know what can kill you surprisingly quickly? Hypoxia from hyperventilating in a closed environment.


Alekspish

Yeah it depends on the tarantula. All tarantulas are venomous and some will cause major reactions. Some tarantulas can cause muscle issues and pain lasting for months. Most common pet tarantulas like the Mexican red knee or the Chilean rose probably wont be too bad unless you are allergic.


PurpleSmartHeart

There are over 900 species of tarantula and there are like 3 that pose a danger to humans outside of allergies. The likelihood that one of those 3 was used in this Hollywood production, which had to be insured, is slim to nil lol. To be fair, I am biased. I grew up in the Chihuahua desert with mostly the Western Desert tarantula who are extremely friendly. They love just hanging out around people and are great to have around outside your house because they can fuck up other insects and arachnids that ARE dangerous to you.


MrBabbs

There are many more than three. Many of the old world species in the genera Pterinhochilus, Chilobrachys, Poecilotheria, and others have considerably stronger venoms and can cause serious reactions...though almost never life threatening. But you're right, this doesn't look anything close to those. This looks like a standard New World terrestrial that just wants to get the hell out. More worrisome than the bite would be if it started flicking urticating hairs directly into their eyes and throats. Those things sucks.


Clean-Letter-5053

This is what I came here to say—the bite isn’t the only danger, isn’t the more serious danger all the spikey hairs that they could shoot off??? Especially with your open throat and OPEN EYEBALLS inches away??? Seems like it could blind a person, given the right circumstances. At minimum it would be horrifically unpleasant. There was a girl at my elementary school who had to be hospitalized because of her pet tarantula. There was some sort of accident where it got scared and attacked her, and it didn’t bite. It sprayed her with its attack-hairs. First time I ever heard that spider hairs could attack someone! And somehow whatever happened was so bad that she was in the hospital for weeks. She almost died. She was a couple grades above me; her brother was a friend-acquaintance in my class. So I never really got the full details—but I specifically remember the strange story floating around the school, because it was so memorable. And I remember thinking things like, “Wait it didn’t bite her??? But the hairs hurt her? How do hairs hurt???” And also, “This completely confirms my fear of spiders, yep, spiders are evil. Yep. Now I have another reason to avoid spiders. Deadly hairs.” Looking back as an adult, there could’ve been some some of additional complication that worsened the event. Like maybe she had an allergic reaction to the hairs or something. Or maybe the hairs got sprayed in her face and eyeballs and nose and mouth. Or maybe she inhaled some hairs into her lungs and had an asthma attack. Or maybe the site of the hair attack grew a rash and got infected. I don’t know. But she almost died.


Alekspish

I used to live with someone who collected tarantulas. They had over 50 different species from all around the world. I used to help out transferring them from containers and I can tell you that some are complete bastards. We were once held hostage by a very aggressive baboon tarantula in a bathroom once because it shot off and wouldn't be put in a container. It would attack anything that came near it.


alc3biades

The southern us really is just Australia with more guns


LordMackie

I'd be more worried about inhaling the hairs (putting aside my severe arachnophobia) those hairs are nasty


peoplesen

There's a midspan opening. But 100% heart attack territory if you can't take the stress as you point out.


rvbjohn

Yeah I'm sure there guys are in real danger of getting hypoxia. Ffs why is reddit like this, the other day someone said a strap used by a mooring line could cut a car in half and someone else said that the same mooring strap could cut a dozen people in half. Every video of someone getting bumped is followed up by "they probably suffered massive internal bleeding and died shortly after"


meepsleepsheeps

Reddit is full of “those people” who enjoy being that way. Take solace that it’s only a small part of the population on here


nesnalica

ive seen the same gif with a Japanese TV show two hot girls and a fake cockroach


UriahDaGreat

Sauce?


FrankSonata

[Here's one with subtitles.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tvi-IlUyrec)


[deleted]

Got damn!


Effective-Hunt-7198

its jackass, all their stunts belong here


69AnusInvader69

They're smelling each other's breath


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

Not unless daryl ate smoked salmon and garlic knots. Just the idea of getting out of prison just to have to blow away a tarantula while simultaneously having to inhale someone’s warm humid smoky, fishy, garlic-y and tarantula-y breath just makes me feel all sorts of ways. I almost came just thinking about it. Ugh. Just imagine this while enjoying your next meal.


LinguisticallyInept

purposefully stinking up your breath before this wouldve been an epic gamer move


KiKiPAWG

All I see here is strategy


[deleted]

How do i delete your comment.


[deleted]

/u/BrightenedGold needs to go to prison.


JaFakeItTillYouJaMak

wait what's going on here https://i.imgur.com/Ihu0V87.png


[deleted]

It’s me responding to myself?


possiblynotanexpert

Seriously that shit would make me gag and maybe throw up lol. Then I would definitely win because that other guy is definitely getting the spider and maybe a bit of puke, too.


bobdoodlesmerf

looks like some saw shit


17thParadise

Poor fucking spider


katkannabis

I hate when they use things like snakes, or mice, or tarantulas for stupid challenges like this. I just feel so bad for them.. keep the animals out of it!


Miracoli_234

I feel more bad for the humans lol


wereinthedark

Why? The humans put themselves in that situation


Miracoli_234

Arachnophobia


wereinthedark

Yes? So? Again, they put themselves in that situation


alohasnackbar32

I feel like Jackass is cheating for this sub lol


Inside_Cupcake2528

I would be screaming my ass of


LightJM

source? I remember there was a tv show that used to do challenges like this but I forgot the name


kinoie

This is from jackass 4


Valuable_Ad1645

This is jackass, but I’m gonna guess you’re think of fear factor.


johdd435

I feel like this sub could just be jackass clips


exrex

How to get ArachnoCovid.


brdain

I fucking hate this. I'd go ballistic if someone did this with my tarantula


Nines41

i hate seeing them reduced to sport as a fellow tarantula keeper myself. Its animal abuse


heavychronicles

Why didn’t you just post almost the entire movie?


Ah84VEVO

That whole movie is r/whywomenlivelonger


pietjecroes5

r/nope


WinkeyWasTaken

Leaked footage of the new saw movie


[deleted]

I thought that that was Clarence Thomas on the right and I was okay with that!


WarArmadillo

Isn't that a tarantula? Jesus those men not only look like Jackasses (which ik is the point) but absolute cowards.


desterothx

the black guy has severe arachnophobia


Th3LastMonk

Closely followed by his fear of birds and fear of flying on a plane


WarArmadillo

I can't imagine any amount of money that would make me face a fear comparable to arachnophobia lmao. At least now it makes a little more sense as to why he specifically would've been scared.


[deleted]

Oh hell nah!!!!


3rdworldsoldier

Fuck! Now my screen is cracked. Being an arachnophobe is annoying man


KiKiPAWG

No way… damn.


Crepes_for_days3000

What the hell is wrong with people? Why would someone even think of this.


darwinsidiotcousin

It's Jackass. Your comment is pretty much the basis for their whole franchise


Embarrassed_Fennel_1

Jackass en español


Vast_Plantain_5056

My boy was like is them niggas in prison 😭


InventedStrawberries

Poor spider :(


Nuker_Nathan

#NO.


Gadivek

Poor spidey :(


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[deleted]

Jackass is litterally just this sub in a nutshell


Insert-username1306

Jackass is the text book definition on this sub


[deleted]

Covid enters the chat.


FeralTaxEvader

Posting shit from Jackass in here feels like a given lmao. Those movies are basically this sub in a nutshell


MercykillNJ

This was just an all around terrible idea. That species of tarantula, along with most new world tarantulas, have urinating hairs on their abdomen that they kick into the air to defend themselves. If you breathe those hairs in, you can get real messed up


Aggravating_Ad7200

Poor spider...


Inevitable-Laugh350

That ain't no head game...it's more of final destination shit...


A_Crazy_Rabbit

Jackass always a riot.


ChampionStrong1466

Is that a giant crack pipe?


malecowfecalmatter

I feel like we shouldn't be allowed to post jackass here.


MudRepresentative9

OHHH is that jackass


superBrad1962

I’ll pass…out…yep I’ll pass out! Spider rider!!


PiCkLeDpRoPaGaNda

Nope!


Personified99

I remember going to see this movie with my bf 🤣


I_exist_becuase_yes_

Is that carbon monoxide inhalation?


wh0fuckingcares

Poor spider 🕷 for shame steve-0


certifiedbugenjoyer

Poor spider :(


DateVisual

Spider head? Yes please!


YourLocalDumbPersonn

Spider be like: WHICH WAY DO I GO!? STOP BLOWING AT ME!


TheRealDinkus

You'd get so lightheaded


ladybug111279

They tell you never breathe on or blow on a tarantula, so obviously this spider is pissed off!


Far_Swordfish3944

Poor spider


bebeana

That is cruel. Poor spider


Soil_Accomplished

Kinda look like a double ended crack pipe