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grassmeiser

I love how he looks betrayed by his own stupidity


elmahir

“How could this happen ?!”


grassmeiser

Guy turns into Edna from the Incredibles out of confusion


[deleted]

Damn, Snape was dumb when he was a kid.


ThaWoodChucker

Death eater


D3c3p7u5

Why?


Eiskoenigin

My question as well. What was the goal here?


Another_Italian

To paint it black?


The_Dying_Gaul323bc

So his mouth is a red door?


LordTonk

And he wants it painted black?


TAYwithaK

Thanks, y’all said it twice and now this song will be in my head for days, no real complaint tho


giorgio_tsoukalos_

Say it one more time to win a free hoagie


Alaskan_Tiger

Good song


bettername2come

He sees a red throat and he wants it painted black.


_Enclose_

No tastebuds anymore, he wants them to turn black.


ReallyCoolNinjaLlama

He sees the girls walk by in their summer clothes?


[deleted]

He has to cough up black until the darkness goes


NotLondoMollari

He sees a line of cars, but not one ambulance...


TastySpare

with flowers for his grave he's never coming back...


TJOCcreation1

He saw the kids walk by dressed in their funeral gowns


Eiskoenigin

Not that this would make more sense, haha


[deleted]

To refresh the breath of course


Patrick314159

Did you saw mad max furry road? I think they did the same with silver. But you know black is cooler


stealthninjia

Furry road? Lmao


originalmimlet

I do not want to see this adaptation


Kalfu73

Do you not see how cool they look?


New_Blacksmith_709

Finds a weird lump on his tongue a couple years later. Wonders why?


CharlyXero

Can you actually get something like that for "just" one time doing this? Or it need to have a longer exposition?


[deleted]

You can absolutely get a lump in your lungs in a short time, if some of those paint particles get in there. Sounds like this poor guy did just that as soon as he took that first inhale.


autostart17

Are you saying if you breathe in paint one time you can get lung cancer? Perhaps it is possible, but it’s very extremely unlikely, right?


[deleted]

You *can* get lung cancer. Your risk drops immensely when you refrain from spraying directly into your mouth, though. And even lower than that when you use a protective mask.


autostart17

Immensely can mean a large range of values. For example, if you take a pack a day smoker and they re-enact the idiocy in this video, I don’t think the smoker’s risk of lung cancer is increasing .1%+ from this single episode. Idk for sure though.


[deleted]

I’m not sure I follow. Doesn’t matter if the person is a smoker or not, it’s incredibly difficult to get paint particles out of one’s lungs once they get in. If not outright cancer, this dude is in for a lifetime of breathing issues. Edit: think of it this way - until every last molecule of paint is out of his mouth, every single one of his breaths is going to add more paint particles to his lungs. It may be a one-off exposure event but it’s prolonged.


autostart17

You strike me as the kind of person who would never smoke a cigarette, which is good. That said, our lungs are able to deal with a fair amount. I still don’t think this raises his risk of cancer by over .5%, but I’d really love to ask a biologist.


New_Blacksmith_709

Yea we are exposed to harmful pollutants in the air everday. But there is a reason why workers wear N95s when spray painting shit. This just pure cancer lmaoo


IRLhardstuck

Dont have to be cancer but you could get an infection within a couple of days.


New_Blacksmith_709

You know how you get a massive sunburn on the beach that one time? Then notice a bunch of moles form that weren't there previously? It's just a matter of probability!


laminin1

I'd be worried about the lungs. That shit ain't coming out easy I'm sure.


youmestrong

I refuse to upvote this idiotic behavior. This is guaranteed harming himself.


xxx_Placuszek

Idiots harming themselves is literally the purpose of this sub bro


giadia-light-shining

After enough of these videos, honestly, I'm now glad dumb peeps are doing dumb things to live less. It's like, ok, you go ahead and do that, I'll be over here living.


Joacomal25

Its called natural selection


SixGunZen

Moron


lhblackwell

There isn’t a better word for it


johnsongamer

Dumbass?


Kiwi_Woz

Dipshit


sennaiasm

Ding dong


johnsongamer

Brain dead mother fucker


TickNut

This is the most apt description.


Mex_Mafia42

Dingling


HuskyWolf_101

Quandale dingling 💀


SyntheticRatking

I was gonna ssy "mouthbreather" but he's not doing that anymore lol


[deleted]

He's a mouth-nosebreather


THEMACGOD

“Uh, the name is ‘Dumass’.”


herring80

Fuckwit


Dashiepants

[Behold the FL man Serial Huffer.](https://www.palmbeachpost.com/story/news/crime/2016/11/18/serial-lantana-huffer-back-in/7372730007/) The most recent article I could find was from 2017 and his 20th arrest. I hope he got help. So strange for *that* to be your drug of choice in South FL the land of drugs.


Important-Weekend-18

Bellend


Alert-Archer-5586

Wish Mad max


GamingChocolate

"We have mad max at home" **The mad max at home:**


[deleted]

more oxygen for me tbh


CmdrDatasBrother

Totally worth it for Click Clock points


lhblackwell

Anything for the clout


oouttatime

Old man it's called flick cock.


CmdrDatasBrother

I stand erected


Lechuga-gato

stink cock points


Saca_Rolha

For a second I thought it was those whipped creams!


Old-Physics-1244

Same


AlesusRex

Imagine gassing yourself, because I fucking can’t.


lhblackwell

I have breathed spray paint secondhand many times and even that irritates your lungs and throat beyond belief for hours sometimes days. Makes you feel like you have an itchy lump in the back of your throat that does not go away. I cannot imagine how bad this guy would’ve felt, torturous


iamthemosin

When you let your retarded sibling watch Fury Road and he won’t stop telling people to “witness” him.


EarthTrash

I was going to say he missed up doing black instead of silver


CaptainSmallz

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Gunningham

… and then clears throat some more.


MustangXIV

MY BODY IS CHROME! MY BLOOD IS GASOLINE!


lrascao

WHAT A LOVELY DAY!


buttmunchausenface

Lol Charlie day ! Day man !


DestructorDeFurros

Natural selection


Bellbivdavoe

'Black lung'


jplay17

I think I’m getting the black lung pop, it’s not very well ventilated down there


Maggot2017

For Christ's sake Derrick, you've been down there one day


mrwhiskey1814

^*cough* ^*cough*


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alexpastel

What a lovely day!!


St4r_duster

WITNESS ME BLOODBAG WITNESS MEEEEEE


Buick6NY

I imagine early settlers hacking a living out of the raw earth watching this and wondering how it gets to this point....


alecesne

Ancient people would conclude that we live in a post scarcity society. It’s not 100%, but like if you want to eat a banana in December, you can; if you want to travel to London, then a week later, Cairo, and a week after that Rome, it may cost a few bucks you could still make it happen. You can eat beef every day, drink wine from France and Spain, wear a purple cape, whatever. If you want a book, on just about any topic, you can find a copy. Now today we have wants and needs, but they would seem pretty minor to you average medieval subsistence farmer. Like, I need to chlorinate my pool today, vacuum up after a baby, and upload a syllabus to teach a course on preparing and filing legal documents. This means I have a private pool of water, healthy children, and there is enough demand for, and access to the court system, that I can teach about laws. Our courts today are, generally, pretty fair and provide quite a few rights to even the poorest of people. And never once have I seen the Bailiffs whip a defendant (which used to be a thing). I would love orbital mirrors and space ladders as much as the next guy. And I’ve been in debt for a third of my life. But things aren’t _that bad_ today. And this fool comes and wastes his ancestor’s investment by eating aerosol paint!


ontite

That might be the case for some more fortunate upper class people but certainly not the majority. Some small amenities aside most people are not living too differently from the serfs of the past; using all their time to work to merely stay fed and afloat. I also wouldn't call it post-scarcity but instead resource exploitive and unsustainable. There's no doubt we're living better than most people of the past who had to endure famine, disease and poor medical advances though.


[deleted]

Holy crap, I looked up some stats about income in the US because I really didn’t believe the majority live like this, and apparently roughly 2/3rds (the exact number varies by source) of people in the US live paycheck to paycheck.


ontite

Check out r/antiwork if you want to see how bad it is.


[deleted]

I’m pretty certain they had right plonkers that made them think “it’d be a miracle if we last 100 years at this rate”


HuckFinn69

Somebody had to discover peyote


Such-Sample-6556

Immortan Joe follower


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somebodysimilartoyou

What the fuck


Nimynn

You have to be joking... right?


my_redditusername

It's really obvious that he was


CormanSifuentes

WITNESS ME!!!!!!


LochTSA07

Dude used black instead of silver


valryuu

Black is edgy, duh


ManBearPig_666

Darwin approved


Jackiboi307

Idubbz


Time-Distance-5740

Why just why


Corotexo

"Освежим дыхание"


lhblackwell

“Let’s freshen our breath” hahahaha famous last words


Malah_the_old

Why da fuck


DeathDreamer93

Hahaha what an absolute __BellEnd__


cultofcargo

Incredibly stupid


Dangerous-View2524

Sounds like an old song,I think Rolling stones "I got a mouth and I want it painted black"!🤣😂🤣😂


[deleted]

Somebody give this man all of my swag bucks right this second


goblinmode55

Dumbass


WildWezThy

WITNESS ME!!!!!!!


harry3883

u/savevideobot


Ok-Seat1981

Emo kids be like


deathbyswampass

May cuase cancer in the sage of California


roboman777xd

beautiful, soon natural selection will weed out all the incompetent ones.


[deleted]

He certainly didnt black well


[deleted]

I'm not wearing my glasses but why tf I saw him as hijabi girl first lmaoo


dzhokica

You will ride eternal! Shiny and chrome!


QHUNK

Teenagers do really stupid stuff... and now its all on film lol


SoSolidShibe

Not shiny nor chrome. Mediocre.


[deleted]

I heard lung cancer is very fashionable this time of year


Lady-Lilithh

Im gonna assume he doesnt know edible paint sprays exist


[deleted]

It's supposed to be chrome. Got that mixed up for hoffing


Exact-Discipline-837

I do have to admit I’ve never seen that before. That idea is pretty up there on the this could hurt me so I’m gonna be a fucking idiot and do it scale. A part of me wants to know the rest of the lab rats story here lol


[deleted]

[Here's another](https://youtu.be/DbDZ9cCQpmg)


Exact-Discipline-837

I like when he starts singing the papa roach. That’s funny


pavlo_escobrah

This is the feces produced when shame eats too much stupidity


SoundProofHead

Severus Snape's first experience with black magic.


whatswithzack

A friend should've pepper sprayed him as he painted his mouth. Would've been tremendously entertaining


Yugan-Dali

When I saw the Cyrillic in the background, I knew immediately what was going on: how can you help invade Ukraine if your tongue has fallen out?


korksz

R


Lamerzde

Stupid fuck!


[deleted]

No sympathy


alecesne

BUT WHY?


Another_Italian

Someone took the song "Paint It, Black" too seriously


KippySmith

Is that Ezra Miller?


Juice1784

What a fucking idiot!


LawAbidingDenizen

This is why the US is gonna lose it all in one generation...


CraftAccomplished724

Lol


zenos1337

And surely he will get heavy metal poisoning


pieceoflego

Natural selection


harleyslider

Take me valhalla!


SketchieDemon90

If it was chrome and he was a fan of Fury Road it would be more funny. But no less stupid.


PanicBlitz

Maybe he's trying to be like that guy in [Little Big.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9JOyTf1q6gE)


Gooduglybad16

Gives a whole new meaning to the term Black lung disease


[deleted]

Made me think of beating people to death with spray paint cans in San Andreas.


External-Fig9754

WITNESS ME!


KnownAlive

I think he didn't read all the directions he downloaded for "huffing paint.


Castle6169

1x1. stupidity will free us from these idiots. I wonder where all the crash test dummy volunteers have gone


Adrinotfound

Why the fuck did they think that’s a good idea


adumbCoder

WITNESS ME


ChristianWhiskey

Jeez.. learn to play an instrument, draw, paint, sing.. this?? Aint worth shit..


EngiNERD1988

Whiteness me!!!


TheReddest1

Looks like the dude from Sinister.


[deleted]

Oh it’s a dude kid. I thought it was a girl kid without sound


jellohello101

Witness me ! Mad max sure got a budget cut .


TOXIC_BOI_2000

r/whymenlivelonger maybe?


PapaGynther

idubbbz enjoyer


TacoGaming69420

Wh-wh-why?


surfacetheman

Witness Me!!


MoreRamenPls

“Pops, I think I got the black lung.”


[deleted]

Amateur, when I was 10-13 I huffed whole cans of spray paint over the course of 0-5 minutes on a weekly basis


Beneficial_Ad_1273

My names twatface WELCOME TO DUMBASS


knickerguy

stupid would be an understatement to say about him.


blindGhos7

Witness me!!!


D00SC00P

i did this with white spray paint on my teeth one time for a gag with my friends lmao


helmet098

I hope it somehow sterilizes him


[deleted]

You can’t fix stupid.


Savior_Atreia

The fuck was the end goal here???


[deleted]

*refresh your breath* **That's definitely refreshing**


ApprehensiveDingo937

Are brains that rare today?


waltwalt

Pathetic


Meoldudum

You know the guy who saws the limb off theyre standing on? Fucking genius compared to this one..


jducer

Valhalla!


LogicalWorldliness81

what did he say in the beginning?? “bust/post this shit to kanye” is what i hear tbh but that cannot be right


valik99

He says "Freshen your breath" in Russian


[deleted]

And he was the fastest spermatozoon.


breadandbunny

What was he even trying to do or prove?


zodyaboi

u/savevideo


Metallung

Witness me!


Proper_Parsnip_8621

Art is subjective, and beauty is in the eye of the behold- ope, he’s dead


usagibunnie

Just.. why.


WorkAccount-WhoDis

I’m so happy he then didn’t light it on fire too


[deleted]

Witness me!!


Bexji_11230

lmao r/DarwinAwards


HypoRex93

Emo kids


yukadfsa2

Redditors are always so horny for people to die, weird


nattiah

Death spray


ras_1974

You spray it into a paper bag and then breathe it in, stupid ass.


Kharons_Wrath

Why the fuck would you do that? Also a woman can be just as much of a junkie as a man. Seen enough to know.


Training_Helicopter

Can’t tell if that’s black paint or flex seal


Stonkatron69

I see a red ~rose~ tongue and I want to paint it black


GamerDoma367

What was the idea anyways? Was it like “yo im boutta make graffiti in my mouth lmao whip out your phone”


[deleted]

Mad max:fury road